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After Carney's 36-minute tardiness for his Presser, and the uncomfortable 'realness' of the press' questions, we wonder just what will (and will not be) allowed as Obama faces the music press. Under the guise of a personnel announcement, we suspect the listener-in-chief will promptly conclude this press conference (due to start at 1410ET) - though on the off-chance that he allows a question from the press (which of course he already knows), we have the popcorn ready...

 

 

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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:15 | 3642911 Dear Infinity
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lol

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:17 | 3642923 bank guy in Brussels
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Obama declaring that now that Mr Snowden in Hong Kong, has revealed his material, that is all just spilt milk now

And that the much graver threat to the US regime from Hong Kong

Is the art of William Banzai

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:21 | 3642943 Divided States ...
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Holy fuck I see Obama more than I see my girlfriend these days....fuckin asswipe has a news conference every fuckin day....Bush is a moron but at least he didnt go on TV every fuckin day...Obama is the best black salesman I know...he just craves attention.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3642962 One And Only
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Fuck that curious George look alike motherfucker

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:14 | 3643192 Meat Hammer
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My 2-year-old watches Curious George and now it will never be the same.  Haha!

Thanks for the laugh

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:34 | 3643018 Things that go bump
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When Marcos was President in the Philippines he was on TV every day for at least an hour. He often sang, danced with the lovely Imelda, played with his grandchildren or otherwise performed. Sometimes the cameras would follow him around while he did vague, but no doubt important presidential stuff. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:41 | 3643067 TeamDepends
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Thanks for reminding us Ameicans things could always be worse.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:57 | 3643123 smlbizman
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i would love to stick around but i am going to wax my ass hairs with duct tape than rub it down with alchol....should be less painless than watching this clown...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:06 | 3643163 TeamDepends
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We blame PRISM for the typo.  Bastards!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:51 | 3643105 Dadburnitpa
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I also witnessed Marcos, but Noriega made Marcos look like a piker.  He could go on for hours and hours almost every day.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:59 | 3643134 ParkAveFlasher
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When your day is done, but you wanna ride on, cocaine...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:32 | 3643285 Things that go bump
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Could he sing though?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:38 | 3643313 Moe Howard
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He has a face like the surface of the moon. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:33 | 3643702 kill switch
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Everyone on this list should be should be in orange HABERDASHERY!!

WASHINGTON -- Obama administration officials held 22 separate briefings or meetings for members of Congress on the law that has been used to justify the National Security Agency's controversial email monitoring program, according to data provided by a senior administration official.

According to the official, the sessions that took place over the course of 14 months starting in October 2011 touched on Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) Amendments Act, which gives the attorney general and director of national intelligence the authority to gather intelligence on non-U.S. citizens for up to one year. Section 702 has been cited by Director of National Intelligence James Clapper as the legal basis for the NSA's PRISM program, which has allowed the government to track email communication data.

The Guardian and The Washington Post revealed the existence of the PRISM program and another data-monitoring action last week. In defending PRISM from criticism, Clapper stated that U.S. citizens were not, and are not, targeted for the data dragnet. He and others have also insisted that Congress has had ample opportunity to review the program and provide feedback.

To buttress that claim, the senior administration official -- discussing the matter only on condition of anonymity -- sent over the following list of meetings and briefings that took place.

10/19/11: Meeting with Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Staff
1/10/12: House Judiciary Committee Staff Briefings (majority and minority separately briefed)
1/11/12: Senate Judiciary Committee Staff Briefings (majority and minority separately briefed)
3/5/12: Meeting with Nancy Pelosi
3/8/12: Meeting with Harry Reid Staff
3/15/12: Law Briefing for Senate Judiciary Committee staff
3/15/12: Briefing for Senate Leadership Staff
3/21/12: Meeting with Mitch McConnell Staff
3/23/12: Senate Judiciary Committee Staff Briefing at NSA
3/27/12: Meeting with Jim Langevin
3/28/12: Meeting with Jan Schakowsky
3/29/12: Thompson Meeting*
3/29/12: Sens. Ron Wyden and Mark Udall Meeting
4/10/12: Senate Judiciary Committee Staff Briefing (in Virginia)
4/20/12: Senate Judiciary Committee Staff Briefing at FBI
5/4/12: Senate Judiciary Committee Staff Briefing
5/31/12: House Judiciary Committee FAA Hearing (unclassified)
6/7/12: House Judiciary Committee MEMBER Briefing (classified)
6/11/12: Meeting with Patrick Leahy Staff
6/21/12: House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Hearing (classified)
7/18/12: Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse/Richard Blumenthal Meeting
12/10/12: Akaka Meeting

* The Washington Post reported the meeting as with Rep. Mike Thompson (D-Calif.).

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:49 | 3643742 Che Guevara is Dead
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Orange hats? Sounds more like a rave gone so very wrong to me. I can imagine Nancy tripping ballz to Deadmau5 while in a sandwich between Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:15 | 3643457 20834A
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HA HA I remember hearing Imelda sing (UGH) over a loudspeaker from the balcony of Malacanang Palace. And talk about how she and Marcos would take care of their little brown people because they were the new Adam and Eve. Crazy shit. I cheered and raised a  middle finger or two when I heard that big airplane leave in the wee hours of the morning. Good times...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 18:30 | 3643930 Things that go bump
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Yamamoto's gold was loaded on that plane.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 19:01 | 3644039 tip e. canoe
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arftully hidden amongst the shitload of shoes

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 19:10 | 3644071 Things that go bump
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She had to leave so hurriedly the shoe collection was left for the world to marvel at. No worry - plenty of money to replace what was lost.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:24 | 3644307 tip e. canoe
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oh, betya she was able to smuggle out more than a few (dozen) pairs.   a woman like Imelda never goes anywhere even under the threat of execution without her prada pumps :)

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 21:35 | 3644535 Things that go bump
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I've always hoped Corazon Aquino was the same size and was able to make use of such a bounty.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:21 | 3643228 Element
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I've noted for many years that the number of daily press comments is inversely proportional to the competence and success of Govt policies and their implementation. The worse they perform the more and the lower-grade the media appearances - inflicted on a deserving and quite stupid electorate.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:23 | 3643493 Meat Hammer
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Aka, the weakest dog barks the loudest.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:24 | 3643253 Joe Sixpack
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Obama is in crisis mode. His presidency (if even legitimate to begin with) is under direct attack, and he is reaching out to Americans to try and maintain it. Do you think the shooting in anta Monica when he was in town was a coincidence? Do you think this NSA release is a coincidence? There is a secret war being fought in establishment circles, and it is breaking out into the open.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:30 | 3643283 Jim in MN
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He STOOD NEXT TO the guy they arrested in Waco for having pipe bomb materials after the massive mushroom cloud explosion there.

Not hearing much about that now are we> hmmm?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 18:37 | 3643707 Joe Sixpack
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I have not heard that. Got link?

Sounds a bit like John Hinkley Junior staying at Neil Bush's house just previously the shooting (and a host of odd coincidences recently).

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:10 | 3644262 Jim in MN
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http://www.dallasnews.com/news/west-explosion/headlines/20130511-stress-began-before-blast-for-west-paramedic-facing-charges.ece

Reed began making himself available to media, even when other first responders were reluctant to talk. He appeared on CNN the day after the blast, saying that “nobody could have seen this coming. Nobody. Nobody. I’ve been doing this for 13 years, and there’s no way I would have ever dreamed that this would have happened.”

Two days after the blast, West Emergency Medical Services dismissed Reed from his volunteer paramedic’s position, though that did not become public until Friday. Officials have declined to say why publicly. The day after his dismissal, Reed portrayed himself as a city spokesman in speaking with displaced residents at a local motel.

He then told reporters he wanted justice for his fallen firefighter buddy Cyrus Reed. He has publicly called him “brother” without explaining, until later, that they were not related. “I will avenge this,” The Associated Press quoted Bryce Reed as saying. “I’m going to get my justice.”

On April 25, Reed eulogized Cyrus Reed during a memorial service at which President Barack Obama also spoke.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:03 | 3643400 ziggy59
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Youre getting fucked more by him too....
As we all are

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642945 TruthInSunshine
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"The President welcomes this debate..."

OH REALLY? 

 

This debate wouldn't have a prayer of taking place even NOW if it hadn't been for the Patriot who is Mr. Snowden.

Anyone dare refute my simple statement?

 

AND THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW DEMOCRACY IS DEAD IN THE USSA, where all communications of EVERYONE are arbitrarily snooped in and on, culled, recorded, "metadata-d," IN THE BROADEST POSSIBLE SENSE IMAGINABLE.

There'd be no debate about this hadn't it been for Mr. Snowden's heroism.

Obama, Bush. Nixon. All others before. SSDD. Unitarian Executive Theory, with a giant BANKING/FINANCIAL-MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX propping their hand picked puppets up with the cheddar, bitchez.

Control Through Fear
Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642971 AssFire
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We need to spy on our citizens...to know whats in them.

N. Pelosi

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:00 | 3643034 TruthInSunshine
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Obama NOW thinks it's healthy to have this debate over what very few knew what had been and still is being done to the American People 24/7/365 by extraordinary surveillance methods via extraordinarily powerful information culling technologies, entities (public AND private, walking hand-in-hand, joined at the hip - Eishenhower's MIC warning in his farewell address, anyone?), without those subjected to surveillance NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO PETITION FOR JUDICIAL REMEDIES SINCE THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS BEING DONE, with a FISA Kangaroo Rubber Stamp Court apparently approving 99.99999999999999% of all Super Secret requests for any warrant or approval of any kind (in the rarest of instances whereby the god-wannabe NSA bothered to seek such permission).

Did Obama think IT WAS HEALTHY TO HAVE THIS DEBATE BEFORE, and if so, WHY DIDN'T HE INITIATE IT?

IF OBAMA IS BEING INTELLECTUALLY HONEST, and maintains it's a healthy debate, give Snowden a Medal of Honor & let him be interviewed completely freely by our FREE & INDEPENDENT MEDIA (/s) that is one of the PILLARS (that has collapsed completely) and VANGUARDS of a FREE SOCIETY LIVING ***OVER*** [NOT UNDER] A GOVERNMENT COMPRISED OF THEIR DULY ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES AS RESTRAINED BY AN ACTUALLY ENFORCED CONSTITUTIONAL FRAMEWORK.

There's a Stellar Wind blowing down the corners of our streets

Every night there the spooks are listenin'

There's a Stasi war coming, on the radio I heard

Baby, it's a Big Bro' & Big 'Sis World

 

Someone really intelligent - and quite a true patriot, I might add -  once said that those who willingly forfeit freedom for security  (even a highly illusory, and thus ultimately hollow, sense of security as promised by a reckless and inevitably impotent state) deserve neither.

Ultimately, their wishes will come true. Moreover, that illusory sense of security will be provided courtesy of a boot stomping on their face - forever.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:18 | 3643214 Meat Hammer
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The MSM has now hopped on the "This NSA program isn't so bad" train.  Exactly to your point, TIS - if it's not so bad why do we only know about it now?

Long rhetorical questions these days.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:18 | 3643472 Kirk2NCC1701
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I continue to be disappointed and downright disgusted by the MSM and its 'legal experts', who ALL fail to grasp or flag the point of who is acting 'illegal'.

1. What happens when the Watchers act illegally, insofar they violate Constitutional rights of Americans (as understood by The Average Person, and not by some bought/leveraged judge).

2. Where are the Checks & Balances: Who watches the Watchers?

With few exceptions (Alex Wagner et al on MSNBC this morning), the Talking Heads are abysmal failures or pathetic shills.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:19 | 3643224 NotApplicable
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You sound like one of those evil voters. Here I thought you understood perfectly well that government is merely the most organized form of crime.

The fact that it angers you is laughable, as it displays your culpability in the whole process.

Honestly, is this not what you've come to expect from the DC mafia?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:20 | 3643227 tradewithdave
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'cause we're mature now.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:22 | 3643245 LeisureSmith
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Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories...... Or more recently, They'll warn that tyranny is lurking just around the corner (long pause) You should reject these voices.

They can both go eat a dick.....and If George and Barry were to pass away, i hope they die of shame.

Glenn Greenwald and Edward Snowden for the win.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:18 | 3643470 SeattleBruce
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End the Fed: "IF OBAMA IS BEING INTELLECTUALLY HONEST"

That's where you can End your argument!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:42 | 3643069 machineh
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We know what's in Nancy Pelosi: the words of the Israeli national anthem Ha Tikvah, which she sang with her worried constituents on 9/11.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:25 | 3643254 Element
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"...We are not here to heap mountains of debt on our children, and our grandchildren. That is what was done in the last eight years in the Bush administration.  This budget calls a halt to that, and says NO!  Says no more debt--we're going in the opposite direction!" 

- Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, April 29th 2009, as Obama's first budget passed - verbatim

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:44 | 3643336 nonclaim
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"Says no more debt--we're going in the opposite direction!"

They did go in the opposite direction, we have more debt than ever before!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:32 | 3643008 JungleJim
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He's as full of shit as a christmas turkey.

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:21 | 3643235 Meat Hammer
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Um, it's now called the "Celebration of the arbitrary day near the Winter Solstice" turkey.  Update your files...or we can happily do it for you.

Very Truly Yours,

Your protectors at the NSA.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:34 | 3643027 fourchan
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just wait until they use all that great data we paid to collect on ourselves for everyday law enforcement actions.

and the supreme court thinks you dont own your dna. ready the fema camps red dawn is opon us.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:36 | 3643033 Spastica Rex
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And Desire

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:27 | 3643264 Joe Sixpack
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I am NOT an Obama supporter, but I will not dismiss the possibility that Obama knew of or even coordinated this rlease. Obama is under attack right now, and he does not want to be left holding the bag. Who knows, he may even start telling the truth.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:49 | 3643355 Jonas Parker
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Q: If Obama doesn't want to be left holding the bag, then who will hold Mooch?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:14 | 3643455 peter4805
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Mooch is so masculine looking that she/he may very well have a bag.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:39 | 3643053 B2u
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Obama will state that the news about Snowden is "old" news and no longer important.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 18:38 | 3643966 Joe Sixpack
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B2u will state that Obama will state that the news about Snowden is "old" news and no longer important.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:18 | 3642934 THX 1178
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Is anyone expecting anything meaningful to come out of this charade? They will just say, "Oh, were looking into investigating any wrongdoing and will return in a few weeks time with a conclusion." Nothing will come of this. Nothing.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:14 | 3643191 ThisIsBob
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I so fear you are correct.  Has anything come from the Manning disclosures?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:22 | 3642954 Freedom In Your...
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Laughter (the mocking type, not the humorous type) is the only appropriate response to a politician. The idea that a group of people should have authority or power over other individuals is a fucking disgusting metal diesease this race has suffered from for long enough. The true barbarous relic in current times is the idea of government.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:23 | 3642957 williambanzai7
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DON'T STASI ME BRO!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:35 | 3643026 RSloane
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Perfect as always Will. +1,000 if I could.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:38 | 3643039 azzhatter
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I didn't know Nixon was black? If he had a son he would look like Obama

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:15 | 3643204 flacon
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Obama is an empty slate. He can be whomever you want him to be. Black, white, who ever. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:15 | 3642915 The Shootist
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Kill the tyrants!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:17 | 3642918 jubber
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Is there no end to this prick?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:23 | 3642956 The Shootist
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How many teleprompters are in the room? 3? 4?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:17 | 3642919 machineh
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Fuck you, Obama!

p.s. the puke he's nominating is a Robert Rubin acolyte.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:17 | 3642920 replaceme
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Wiretapping, mireschmapping - the 401ks, that's why you're all here.  Here are two very smart people that don't work for the NSA (wink).

 

I don't think I could loathe a man any more than I do this guy.   #TapOut (TM)

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:17 | 3642921 CharliePrince
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i am not a crook  and i dont really look like nixon.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:28 | 3642985 insanelysane
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If Nixon had PRISM he wouldn't have needed to send those guys over to the Watergate.  He would have had the info already.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:28 | 3642924 AssFire
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Dissolve the Union and every federal agency.

I fear our federal government more that any terrorist or foreign government.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:38 | 3643044 Spastica Rex
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Sad but true.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:28 | 3643271 Joe Sixpack
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"Dissolve the Union and every federal agency"

 

No. Maintain the Union under constitutional guidelines, and dissolve most federal agencies, plus the Fed and the IRS.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:17 | 3642925 lolmao500
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Stone his treasonous ass.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:34 | 3643022 JungleJim
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Odd you should say that, he's probably on his way to the Chumb Wagon right now !

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:22 | 3643238 NotApplicable
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I belive that's "Choom Wagon."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:18 | 3642930 replaceme
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Family and friends here, please don't cuss in front of this little girl. 

What a tool.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:18 | 3642931 The Thunder Child
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Do they have a paid audience? this shit isn't even funny...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:18 | 3642932 One And Only
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Fuck Obama

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:30 | 3643001 Freddie
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Edward Snowden did not need a teleprompter.  He came off as intelligent, lucid, and against the police state.  Obama can say about 3 words before he stammers unless he is reading his lines.  Evil scum.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:43 | 3643071 azzhatter
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Easier to appear intelligent when you are telling the truth

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:16 | 3643206 Big Corked Boots
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Truth comes from the heart. Lies come from the mind.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:18 | 3642933 petaloka
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He lied...his lips moved!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:20 | 3642939 The Thunder Child
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Great Jason Furman...ex World Banker....moredouchebagery.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:53 | 3643366 Colonel Klink
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Another tribal member.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:21 | 3642941 lakecity55
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This guy isn't even funny anymore.

Can't even speak w/o a script.

Is he even useful to TPTB anymore?

What a disgusting, utter piece of human filth.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:22 | 3642950 The Thunder Child
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I keep trying to catch the 'laugh' lights somewhere in the corner...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:21 | 3642947 RockRiver
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This guy is full of shit to an amazing level.......

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:54 | 3643370 Colonel Klink
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Yep, he's so full of shit he's brown!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:22 | 3642951 irie1029
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There comes a time when you jsut cannot stomach any more... Clinton when he lied about having sex with Monica and for Obama it was when he droned the US citizen without due process.  Bush it was the 9/11 reactions bout all of them stole freedom.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:22 | 3642952 e_u_r_o
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oh, real convenient while every1 watching E3!!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:23 | 3642955 robertocarlos
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The economy is growing. That sounds like a lie.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:23 | 3642958 bluskyes
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Are there no patriots in the secret service?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:44 | 3643075 tarsubil
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No.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:59 | 3643136 duo
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you mean the Praetorian Guard?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:38 | 3644350 Urban Redneck
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Which had a funny habit of killing Roman Emperors who tried to reign them in or cut their .gov cheese- yet are perfectly willing to do the dirty work to keep their generous benefactors in power.

(the best insurance policy plunder from the taxpayers can buy for Bubba, Barry, and the Bushys) 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:23 | 3642959 replaceme
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now what about Prism, you f*ck?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3642963 The Shootist
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"Everybody gets a fair shot, middle class is our North Star..." Fuck you

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:12 | 3643646 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

"Everybody gets a fair shot, middle class is our North Star..."

"Everybody take a few shots, the middle class is our target. There's plenty more ammo where that came from, if you know what I mean, and I think you do."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3642964 Dr. Engali
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The sycopants laughing at this bastards feeble attempts at humor need to be swinging from a lamp post. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:38 | 3643049 Spastica Rex
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Psycho-pants.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3642965 Dr. No
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Que the Emmit Fitzhume school of press conference tactics...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3642966 savagegoose
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why dont we just publish the  white house   logs from computers and phone logs?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3642967 Cacete de Ouro
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Typical Whitehouse journalist question (in another universe):

"mr president, why did you fluff your 1st inaguration swearing in in 2009? Was it so you could take the oath a second time in private in the Map Room in a symbolic Masonic ceremony? "

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:52 | 3643107 Cacete de Ouro
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Looks like I was down-arrowed by a fuckin mason

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3642968 machineh
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"Obama's getting together with his economists. They're going to have a wank fest for the next hour."

-- direct quote from Obama

Okay, maybe he said 'wonk.'

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:29 | 3642988 The Shootist
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Is Krugers and Liesman cuming?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:49 | 3643094 azzhatter
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imagine the jizzbags in that meeting? Wankers the whole lot of them. Have they found Jon Corzine yet? Biden said he is the smartest guy in the room

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:17 | 3643213 knukles
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Biden said Biden or Corzine was the smartest guy in the room?
Whaddya mean you can't decide?
Here, let me give you a hint, Joe.   Jon's not here
What do you mean that doesn't help.
I mean it's just you and me in the room right now and it's either you or Jon Corzine who's the smartest one here and Jon's not here.
What do you mean give you another question and make it easier?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642969 The Thunder Child
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Whats best for middle class? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:18 | 3643218 knukles
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What middle class?
The extinct middle class from the 50's?
Oh, they're long gone...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:08 | 3643636 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Whats best for middle class? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

C'mon, you know, the 'american' middle class, a.k.a. the king class, as vomited here in awkward english on a regular basis by the paid propagandist troll of the 50 Cent Party who goes by the name AnAnonymous.

Things are far, far worse than anyone could have imagined. Obama is a Chinese citizenism citizen.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642972 medium giraffe
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*barf*

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642973 Everybodys All ...
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I told you this guy would be hell on wheels in his second term. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642976 suteibu
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I guess we'll all have to wait to have that debate.  Fucking punk.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:26 | 3642977 takeaction
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That was it??

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642978 mjorden
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Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:31 | 3643004 maskone909
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more like bounce rock roll skate, he is so hip and full of knee slappers

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:16 | 3643657 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge

...Deceive, Deny, Dissemble, Dumb, Dumber, Drone.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:26 | 3642980 ebworthen
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"Listen to the King, clap for the King, smile at the King, do what the King says, make the King happy."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:35 | 3643302 Meat Hammer
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<--- If Obama were a white guy he'd be impeached by now.

<--- Still wouldn't matter

 

Other option, he would never have been elected in the first place and Billary Clinton would be on her second term.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:27 | 3642981 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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what will do the most good for the people of this country? - he asks, yet will never step down and admit what kinda of piece of shit he really is.  fuck him...  resigning and firing eric holder would be a good start... 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:27 | 3642982 denverdolomte
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Wow, didn't even take press questions. WOW. Never seen someone in a job/position that has complete unaccountability of a massive complex situation such as president of the united states. If this guy was working in a normal company he'd of been fired years ago. This is bullshit, can't even explain simply view points of the scandals that are happening daily right now. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:27 | 3642984 RacerX
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wow, it's "thank you" followed summarily by exit stage left.. to heartful applause. If the room was slightly different we'd swear we were watching some party event broadcast from communist china or even nk.

Thanks mr. O for welcoming the debate.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3643594 cougar_w
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The MSM are terrified of this issue and will be happy as pigs in shit when it goes away and they can go back to reporting on sports stars.

Why are they terrified?

If journalists are ever forced by events to actually report on actual shit going down, the FBI and IRS will come down on them so hard -- come down on them personally as journalists -- they'll go bankrupt and end up homeless, or worse end up in prison or "suicided".

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:28 | 3642987 Mr. Hudson
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"I am doing what's best for the Crown Family and their Zionist buddies, who I am grateful to, and also indebted to for building my political career."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:29 | 3642995 sbenard
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Richard Milhouse Obama!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:30 | 3642996 lolmao500
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IMPEACH HIS ASS ALREADY!!

Fucking statist republican trash!! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB FOR ONCE!!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:33 | 3643016 CitizenPete
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Yeah what he said !  ...wait... and replace im with another oligarch? wait... wouldn't Shotgun Joe be President if Obama was taken out of office? 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:37 | 3643047 optimator
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With Nancy Pelosi in the wings?  Are you nuts?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:39 | 3643058 lolmao500
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Impeach them both... Biden knew about all of it too...

Boehner president? He would cry on tv while making his presidential speeches.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:27 | 3643266 El Oregonian
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John "Agent Orange" Boner is as useless as the rest of them. All the effing scumbags deserve to be swinging from ropes.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:45 | 3643077 CitizenPete
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Yeah... Basically the System is locked up.  Time for a reboot. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:30 | 3643698 TheFourthStooge-ing
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It's way too late for impeachment. Impeachment is only effective against a handful of corrupted officials at most. When at best only a handful of uncorrupted officials exist, impeachment is like trying to make repairs with defective replacement parts.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Vichy DC is cursed earth. Only fire will cleanse it. It needs to be set along the entire I-495 perimeter and the flames fanned toward the center.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:30 | 3642998 replaceme
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Wait, I didn't get to ask my questions?  What gives you the right?  Who do you think you are?  Was it worth it??

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:33 | 3643011 lolmao500
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BREAKING: #US government believes it should help Syrian opposition keep ground - State Department Spokeswoman REUTERS | #Syria

"Wide range of options" on Syria are prepared for Obama's consideration this week: U.S. State Deptartment spokesperson #breaking

The WW3 distractions are coming... and real soon.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:48 | 3643089 machineh
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More Monica missiles ... hey, it worked for Clinton!

Find all Syrian aspirin factories, and blow them to shit.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:09 | 3643425 Arthur Two Shed...
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O only needs to arrange a "leaked" tryst with Scarlett Johansson(awwww shhheeeeeeiit...).

That should give him cover for the rest of the term.

 

As long as he stays out of arms length of Gorilla Cookies,of course....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:51 | 3643103 Mr. Hudson
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Israel wants to keep Syria in perpetual chaos so that the Jews can grab choice parts of Syria in the name of "national security", and this newly acquired land will become a part of the greater Israel.

 

http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=823

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:37 | 3643307 El Oregonian
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Yea, now they can start to uncork all those weapons stashed in the Benghazi black-op site where Amb. Stevens and the 3 other Americans were slaughtered. Syria will soon see the Al-CIAda i.e. Syrian Rebels, become another distraction for the dumbed-down, fluoridated sheeple to fixate on.

When will the patriots finally have gotten a belly full?

I believe it is time to start the march on Washington.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:33 | 3643013 dogbreath
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I'm trying to quit drinking, I'm wondering whats the point

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:38 | 3643050 Mr. Hudson
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I just made a batch of FEMA Camp Homebrew.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:49 | 3643096 kridkrid
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A more clear mind, better health, no addictions. Eat more vegetables, stop eating processed foods and start running as well.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:34 | 3643297 dogbreath
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I agree, its just the nagging  doubts when I read some of this.  I can;t run but I am going to walk the camino de santiago to detox shortly.  regards

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:20 | 3643231 knukles
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You know :)

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:35 | 3643301 dogbreath
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I do.  :)  

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:34 | 3643019 mike.k
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"Introducing... President Biden"

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:35 | 3643029 keymoo
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"To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed,

law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached

at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded,

by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the

virtue to do so.  To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every

transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured,

numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented,

forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished.  It is, under pretext of

public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be placed

under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted

from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed;  then at the slightest resistance, the

first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harrassed,

hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned,

judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed, and to

crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored.  That is

government;  that is its justice;  that is its morality."


 

P. J. Proudhon

General Idea of the Revolution in the Nineteenth Century

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:55 | 3643114 hooligan2009
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+1 brazillion

post it to every branch of the tricameral immediately, form juries drawn from random qualifying people and make the punishment fit the crime (watching "Mr Smith goes t"o Washington continuously until full confession obtained, springs to mind).

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:35 | 3643030 Wanton1
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Sanctified by cliches.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:36 | 3643035 Mr. Hudson
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I understand that New Hampshire is turning Libertarian, and that there is a big movement in Alaska to secede from the Union. Also, the State Bank of North Dakota is the only state bank that is not under the thumb of Wall Street and the Federal Reserve. Surely, there has to be somewhere in America a person can live that will be safe from this out of control central government. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:50 | 3643099 kridkrid
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Live Free or Die.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 18:00 | 3643789 Cobra
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+1. Best place on earth.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:29 | 3643278 TuesdayBen
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It is called a coffin

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:39 | 3643048 CitizenPete
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An important message from the thugs at the USSA corporation working for the Oligarchs in all three branches:  anyone who would like a deluxe room at one of our spacious FEMA vacation lodges please indicate your desire by posting any negative comment on this blog post.  NSA operators are standing by to note your reservation (literally). 

 

Who's your Terrorist Daddy now?, Bitchez. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:39 | 3643057 Mr. Hudson
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I want a room with a view of the mountains.

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