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Obama Faces The Press - Live Webcast

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After Carney's 36-minute tardiness for his Presser, and the uncomfortable 'realness' of the press' questions, we wonder just what will (and will not be) allowed as Obama faces the music press. Under the guise of a personnel announcement, we suspect the listener-in-chief will promptly conclude this press conference (due to start at 1410ET) - though on the off-chance that he allows a question from the press (which of course he already knows), we have the popcorn ready...

 

 

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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:44 | 3643074 youngman
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I wonder how Prizms retirement fund is doing...having all that access..they should have the insider info...and make great trades....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:49 | 3643097 criticalreason
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we welcome the debate; we cant discuss anything thats classified or relates to specific cases under investigation

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:51 | 3643102 Van Halen
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Obama: Did I do anything wrong?

Press: NO!

Obama: Who do you love?

Press: Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm!

Obama: Who are our enemies?

Press: Anyone who disagrees with you!

Obama: What will you do if I leave?

Press: Kill ourselves!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:52 | 3643106 azzhatter
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Prism picks up LIESman's emails to Ben- What time can I blow you today Bennie?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:57 | 3643125 Mr. Hudson
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Great video. Did he lie when he said all those things, or has he changed course because he fears the Jews and Mossad?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:55 | 3643118 madbraz
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Never trust a man who is always late to his appointments.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:00 | 3643138 SunRise
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So Obama welcomes "the debate"?

"Debate" is the red herring designed to deflect mass thinking away from horrific government crime.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:39 | 3643316 Meat Hammer
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He'll frame the debate like a good little statist criminal.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:02 | 3643148 Cacete de Ouro
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Aldrich, Anderson, Davison, Vanderlip, Warburg....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:05 | 3643162 all-priced-in
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Obama will demand an investigation - say he is outraged -

He will remind everyone he has the most transparent administration in history - and if you don't believe him you can ask Chinese President Xi Jinping -

 

President Xi Jinping will confirm that that the Obama administration is an open book and has made no effort to keep any secrets.

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:41 | 3643325 Bear
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To the Chinese, Washington is an open book

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:07 | 3643168 ncdirtdigger
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If Nixon had a son, he would look like Obamanana.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:16 | 3643207 gimli
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His tricky dick could have pulled that off ..... we need to compare DNA samples

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:09 | 3643640 Bugsquasher
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That's racist! FVS told me so. wink wink!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:48 | 3644378 ncdirtdigger
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Well now, a mystery seems to have presented him/herself. Tell my old friend I said hello.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 21:38 | 3644547 Bugsquasher
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FVS said that Taylor B. is still a douche nozzle. I wonder if the great "O" could ever countenance such a word with out sputtering "The rules, the rules!"?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:08 | 3643173 ThisIsBob
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Bet he didn't know (until the leak) that a systems tech for a government contractor in Hawaii could read his mail.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:15 | 3643198 Fix It Again Timmy
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Apple's new Macs and IOS 7.0 connect directly to STASI 9000 - for your safety of course...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:30 | 3643281 Meat Hammer
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Only a Sith speaks in absolutes!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:43 | 3643731 Walt D.
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That's a crock of Sith - Gilbert Gottfried joke.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:35 | 3643300 Element
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The comments were much better than the live feed.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:16 | 3643466 Arthur Two Shed...
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The teleprompter was much better than the president.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:43 | 3643335 Moe Howard
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Can we now request bare metal restores from the NSA if our shit crashes?

Can we all cancel our carbonite subscriptions since the NSA is backing up all our data?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:49 | 3643353 q99x2
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He made a better crack head.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:12 | 3643437 ToNYC
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Did his teenage girls ask him any difficult questions recently that he is ready to bear public witness? They made nice precedents after the facts in most cases like Macy's store window displays....but it looks like they're sleeping-in today.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:39 | 3643547 Notarocketscientist
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Is ZH cooperating with the gestapo - and if not - are the owners of the site being threatened?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:17 | 3643659 americanspirit
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I completely agree that Obama is without doubt a lying, evil sack of shit, but just think, if he had lost the election we would now be sitting around with John McCain and Sarah Palin being lying, evil sacks of shit in charge of the apparat of tyranny. There are no good choices when it comes to politicians.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:35 | 3643710 Spastica Rex
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Down vote = "hope springs eternal"

Not fer me, boy-howdy.

I bet Sarah Palin would have been way funnier than BO, that would have been worth something. BO has to be the most humorless individual since Al Gore. 100% not funny.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:15 | 3644280 Joebloinvestor
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Here you have the "gold standard" of Chicago politics now in charge(?) of one bad ass weapon.

WTF do you think is gonna happen?

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