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It may not be the main man (that show starts at 210ET) but as Press Secretary Jay Carney takes the stand in front of a room of hopefully inquisitive reporters for his usual press conference, we are sure the phrase "can I plead da fif?" will be on the tip of his tongue.

 

 

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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:55 | 3642568 SheepDog-One
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The perpetual motion propaganda machine 24/7 now.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:56 | 3642573 azzhatter
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Obama will soon be like Chavez- on TV 6-8 hours a day jacking off

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:58 | 3642581 SoundMoney45
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"It's the economy - Stupid" - as Prez Clinton reminds us.  Ignore the circus.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:01 | 3642592 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Its all for your protection, that we act like pedophiles.  Shhhh, don't tell your parents, or we will throw you in jail.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:04 | 3642595 The Juggernaut
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Someone should throw their shoe Iraqi-style.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:04 | 3642621 MagicHandPuppet
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His fluffer was late, pushing the whole circus behind!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:13 | 3642660 smlbizman
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this cpt is a bitch.....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:30 | 3642735 TruthInSunshine
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Jay Carnivalbarker is late because of the incredible nuances in the scripted responses he's trying to remember..

...this shit is hard. We're way past Clinton's "...that depends on your meaning of 'is' is" days, bitchez.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:42 | 3642785 Chupacabra-322
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Can somebody, anybody just pleaaaase just take this Criminal, lying piece of shit out to the parking lot & kick the living SHIT out of him already.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:19 | 3642913 TruthInSunshine
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- "The President welcomes this debate..."

OH REALLY? 

 

This debate wouldn't have a prayer of taking place even NOW if it hadn't been for the Patriot who is Mr. Snowden.

Anyone dare refute my simple statement?

 

AND THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW DEMOCRACY IS DEAD IN THE USSA, where all communications of EVERYONE are arbitrarily snooped in and on, culled, recorded, "metadata-d," IN THE BROADEST POSSIBLE SENSE IMAGINABLE.

There'd be no debate about this hadn't it been for Mr. Snowden's heroism.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:39 | 3643054 smlbizman
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i have edit carneys answers down to 44 sec....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDXmSpDr-dg

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:42 | 3642786 Chupacabra-322
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Can somebody, anybody just pleaaaase just take this Criminal, lying piece of shit out to the parking lot & kick the living SHIT out of him already.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:42 | 3642789 Bay of Pigs
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Nothing but verbal diarrhea...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:36 | 3642761 tarsubil
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Fark this, I'm going for a walk. Maybe this is the new strategy: just show an podium with no one behind it all the time saying they'll start to take questions any second.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:00 | 3642855 BLOTTO
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Listening to him (Carney) actually makes me get more mad at the masses for soaking all this bulshit up...

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:13 | 3642906 NotApplicable
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Thing is, they don't listen to him either. They wait for the lapdog press to tell them what he said.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:18 | 3642929 HK
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I think Carney should take a few lessons from Chevy Chase:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsDvGlIDh0

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:05 | 3642626 GetZeeGold
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"It's the economy - Stupid"

 

Be patient....I don't think they can wreck it any faster.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:16 | 3642676 Son of Loki
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Joe, "Warm up the Teleprompter...and tell Bankfein's crew and the Diamon staff to get ready to transmit."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:53 | 3642830 Midasking
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Completely agree it is all about protecting US citizens. NBSV needs to really montor these terrorist pigs better..National Bureau of Swine Violence indicates that there were 23,589 unprovoked fatal attacks by pigs in 2010. 71% were by domestic pigs fighting to the death at the slaughterhouse, 26% by wild bores, mostly in Arkansas and Tenn. http://tinyurl.com/mem7o7x

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:05 | 3642625 ejmoosa
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I'd almost agree with you.  But since no POTUS has EVER been re-elected with such weak economic numbers, I now have doubts.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:27 | 3642722 insanelysane
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When Carter tried to get re-elected you needed a job to feed your family.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:15 | 3642669 Hippocratic Oaf
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Presser?

If it ain't on CNBS, it don't exist.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:57 | 3642576 DeadFred
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This that 'paid liar' guy they talk about?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:59 | 3642583 dirtbagger
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Just another in a long list of puppet mouthpieces.  By the way, this statement is now inoperative.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:11 | 3642900 PTR
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I am the Mouth of Sauron!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:07 | 3642638 auntiesocial
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He wouldn't make it past the Monty Python bridge troll. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:45 | 3642800 Hippocratic Oaf
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He was only 37min late

Not so bad.

Carney opening statement:

"If I'd known for fucks sake that working for this idiot administration and his beast wife would be this fucking difficult, I'd just stayed behind a desk. Can't I just go get my autobio written and make my fucking millions? god fuckin' damn."

We could hope.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:58 | 3642580 freewolf7
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"it would be inappropriate to comment at this time, as this is an ongoing investigation. "

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:19 | 3642688 OneTinSoldier66
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I have nothing further to say at this time. People will get to know what we want them to know, when we want them to know it. All media reporters are belong to us.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:59 | 3642587 icanhasbailout
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That machine started in the early 90s, with the Clintons actively managing the news cycle.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:06 | 3642611 SheepDog-One
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About 4 decades late...review 'Operation Mockingbird' a CIA program started in the 1950's to basically take over and dictate what the media says.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:02 | 3642600 ShrNfr
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The perpetual deception machine 24/7 now. - fify

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:07 | 3642636 Midasking
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I'm sure there is a perfectly logical explanation for all this....and by "all this" I mean. NSA is spying on millions, DHS has bought millions of bullets, Europe is in flames economically, Riots all over the middle east with several wars the US is now involved in, we have no interest rates and the Fed Balance sheet is exploding with no way to really stop it, Stock market is close to an all time high?, Japan has just committed financial hari-kari, IRS is being used to stop protestors.

You don't want to rush to judgement.  I have faith this is all in our best interest. http://tinyurl.com/mem7o7x
Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:21 | 3642699 pupton
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One, two, three, fo', fizzif!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxE_oQBwrdU

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:55 | 3642569 ParkAveFlasher
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Looks like the Chief Castrati will instruct his underlings on the newest Sunday hymnal. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:47 | 3642810 tarsubil
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The differences? Iraq war, (nope, still going), Guantanomo, (nope, still open), wireless taps, (honestly? WTF?!! The news just showed that they are tapping everything and everyone)... Our government has lost all legitimacy. Jay Carney = Baghdad Bob.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:55 | 3642571 stant
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we can hear you now dirt bags. dont need to say a thing

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:58 | 3642579 Zen Bernanke
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they'll plead ignorance, not the fifth. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:01 | 3642596 SimMaker
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Deny Everything.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:03 | 3642617 SheepDog-One
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Watchoo talkin 'bout, Willis?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:22 | 3642703 OneTinSoldier66
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"Deny Everything."

 

Nothing is confirmed until it has been officially denied. So that would just confirm everything. But these days, do they even need to deny anything at all to confirm it? I'm so confused.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:59 | 3642585 tuttisaluti
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US Government is now Cabaret at it's best.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:59 | 3642586 Dr. Engali
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I have a question .... well really it's a statement ... Fuck you cock suckers! How do you like that bitch?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:09 | 3642641 Shell Game
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Is the WH flammable?  Cuz I really want to see it burn like the Kabuki stage prop that it has become. 

 

Absorb that shit, big Bro.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642974 DeadFred
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Yes. Historically speaking the White House is painted white to cover the burn marks from when the British torched it in 1812. The question I have is whether or not this was done to shut up the paid liar press secretary of the day.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:00 | 3642589 IamtheREALmario
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Joseph Goebbels died May 1, 1945 at the age of 47.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:03 | 3642616 Z_End
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But his spirit lives on...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:07 | 3642639 nonclaim
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At least he had enough of a moral to kill himself... but not too much, as he killed his wife and children just before.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:40 | 3643062 Things that go bump
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Magda killed the children.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:20 | 3642698 Things that go bump
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Yes, but who is our Goebbels?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:26 | 3642714 rustymason
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.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:14 | 3643189 Kirk2NCC1701
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But his principles live on in modern PR and propaganda methods. If you study both, you'd be amazed at the similarities.

It's victims have now become its masters, ironically enough, a la: "Never again will we allow auch tools of mass-media and propaganda be used against our people. If anything, we shall use them against our rivals and adversaries."

This then becomes an example of a natural event of "That which does not kill you, only makes you stronger (immune)."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:00 | 3642590 xtop23
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Hello ladies and gentlmen. I have a brief statement and then a question and answer period will follow lasting approximately 45 seconds in duration. Please restrain from any topics other than how to create the perfect souffle. Thank you.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:28 | 3642729 insanelysane
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Carney the Carni.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:00 | 3642593 q99x2
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Throw dog shit at that stooge. Get him off the stage.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:18 | 3642687 rustymason
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Throwing that would just make him bigger and more powerful.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:01 | 3642601 MarsInScorpio
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After a lifetime writing for, and managing, first–tier publications, allow me to respectfully interject some thoughts:

1) Today’s journalists are victims of the dumbed-down education system. They lack historical perspective, cultural understanding, class (meaning social status) experiences, and real world immersion.

That is why a pathological liar like Jay Carney can talk about the Libyan murders as “a long time ago” and not get laughed off the podium – the timeline perspective (so-called news cycle) has shrunk into daily multipart segments with the accompanying short-term attention span.

The up-and-coming 20- and 30-somethings along with their 40-something editors and publishers are clueless about how today’s events are just replays of former events – the “nothing new under the sun” effect.

Add to that their erroneous belief that they are members of the ruling elites (as if any of them are included in the 0.6% that owns 39.3% of all global assets). Because they get to be in the presence of some of that 0.6%, so they think they are part of the club.

They are delusional fools who are just as narcisstic and psychotically sociopathic as the Looney Tunes pulling the strings. This explains why so much of what you read makes you shake your head and wonder how they could be such idiots.

2) The media is a corporatist institution. As such, journalists know to tow the party line, or face unemployment and blacklisting. Look at Glenn Beck.

Ever wonder why gays – less than 15% of the population - can receive so much attention? It’s because journalists are not going to clash with their gay editors. It’s as simple as that.

Wonder why Black Racism is the Denialists poster child? Because a) some affirmative action Black is riding at the top of the food chain – and will axe you in a heartbeat if you mention it; and b) Blacks have nearly completed the takeover of the entertainment industry – which means Hollywood and music are now going to turn out anti-white movies and songs with impunity.

And these journalists aren’t going to say a word because they know their career is over – once they are labeled a racist.

3) Journalists used to know they are there to cover the story – not be the story.

But now they are all seeking celebrity – Twitter, Facebook, journalists interviewing journalists; and in doing so, they have to set themselves up as “experts” even though they lack a single day trading, handling an asset portfolio, and the other “real world immersion” events that differentiate parrots from professors.

They just repeat whatever they are told, and go with it themselves because some celebrity interviewee said so. Think of it as expertise by association.

And a final note to understand today’s journalist: they like to be liked by whomever they are covering. Why do you think the White House Whore Corps yucks it up with whoever is the president? Why do you think they drink themselves into oblivion with Hillary – who drinks herself into oblivion (a la Maureen Dowd . . .).

Aside: Do you know the real reason Barrack and Hillary were nowhere to be found during the attack in Libya?  Because both were snot-slinging drunk and incapable of reacting to the crisis. Just ask the journalists who were snot-slinging drunk with them . . .

I hope this lends some “been there, done that” perspective to the conversation.

-30-

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:12 | 3642655 V in PA
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"Blacks have nearly completed the takeover of the entertainment industry"

 

LMFAO..... Oh that's rich. Please give an example of their complete domination of the entertainment industry.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:16 | 3642670 maskone909
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tyler perry LOL

nah but i always thought the jews ran hollyhood

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:46 | 3643467 MarsInScorpio
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V in PA:

 

P. Diddy and JayZ are two starters. Are you even aware of the way they are putting together "gangs" of singers then shuffling them around to control concert artisits? Taken a look at who's starring these days in the movies? How about the Black directors?

 

But quick: Who is the richest woman in show business today?

 

Who is Wil I. Am, and how much of the recording industry does he control?

 

Who are the highest grossing recording artists?

 

Who are at the top of the box office receipts?

 

What color are the majority of actors and actresses in the most popular evening prime time line-up?

 

I also said "nearly completed," which your mind rewrote as "complete domination." That is your phrase, not mine. Perhaps you can't comprehend the difference between those phrases.

 

Sorry you are blind to the "New Normal" in the entertainment industry.

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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:40 | 3642775 Element
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15% of the population is gay? ... try maybe >>1%

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:47 | 3643086 JimBowie1958
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According to various studies, bisexuals are about 20% of the male population, IIRC.

People who are strictly homosexual are less than 2%.

And the whole thing is dynamic, with people changing their behavior and preferences all their lives from bi to gay, back to bi, then hetero for a while maybe, etc.

That someone is born 'gay' is one of the biggest lies people in the West have believed since FDR.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:59 | 3643104 Element
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I think I preferred it when things were simpler, less sophisticated, more direct, and we just called them disgusting deviates. It was more honest, on all sides.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 14:24 | 3647014 JimBowie1958
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Honesty? What, are you a racist or something?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:41 | 3642782 machineh
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'journalists know to tow the party line'

How did you spend a lifetime writing for 'first tier' publications, when you can't spell toe (and your spell checker can't catch the incorrect homonym)?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:40 | 3643414 MarsInScorpio
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Thank you for your question.

 

I communicated that the journalists are "water carriers" for the corporatists. While "toe the line" is the common expression for conforming to standards, it didn't fit what I wanted to communicate.

 

I wanted to get across the idea of them being actively engaged in putting out the party line, not merely standing in conformity to it. Looking for a phrase in which I could apply that play on the common form of the phrase, I chose to communicate this active sense that they "haul" the party line out into the public sphere, and thus they "tow" it.

 

Writing is a dynamic, living, exercise. It's too bad that you were incapable of looking at what I wrote, and then stopping to think about what it said. If you had, you would have recognized the purposeful change to communicate a different thought object.

 

Inatead, you just wanted to prove how much smarter you are than everybody else - even at the cost of proving you are incapable of catching the subtle message which I wrote. I guess the only form of comedy you can enjoy is slapstick.

 

I'm sure this all went over your head. Have a good day nit-picking that which you fail to comprehend. Stay with "either or" simplistic arguments. They fit your intellectual limits well; subtlety escapes you.

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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:36 | 3643037 chubbar
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"

Back in 1923, the Carnegie Foundation conducted a contest. The prize was a scholarship to Oxford, in England for a PhD. The Foundation placed advertisements in magazines and on the radio seeking history teachers with Advanced Degrees to compete for the prize. The contest amounted to writing an essay about the current state of America. The judges of the contest declared that twenty young history teachers had won and then swept them off to London. There, they were lined up and each bestowed with PhDs from Oxford as well a Fellowship with the Guggenheim Foundation. They received no further education (just the honorifics) but, instead, were brought back the the USA and became the core of the American Historical Association.

In 1928, the American Historical Association was granted $400,000 by the Carnegie Endowment to write a seven volume study on the direction the nation was to take. The thrust of these books was that "the future of this country belongs to collectivism and humanism.", The AHA has since then, determined what history books will be used in all public schools. If your school district receives any Federal funds, then they are mandated, by Congress, to teach history from these revisionist volumes. The Carnegie Foundation (in collusion with the Ford Foundation and the Rockefeller Foundation) has been rewriting history for the last eighty-five years. Their goal was to create a passive, dumbed down society that would not oppose their vision for the future. Pretty much everything you think you know is made up.

It's not what you don't know that will screw you up, it's what you are absolutely sure of that is absolutely wrong." - Mark Twain

We have been intentionally misled by revisionist crap. Our parents and teachers were intentionally misled by revisionist crap. Their parents and teachers were intentionally misled by revisionist crap. We have now been collectively dumbed down for over eighty-five years. It's astounding, to me, that the youth of America have retained any cerebral grey matter that has not been intentionally transformed into jello. "

http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/BTArchive/creek.html

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:49 | 3643354 Buckaroo Banzai
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Bingo. It's called Cultural Marxism. They have a gigantic head start. We've got work to do.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:02 | 3642603 B2u
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I wants a fifth of whiskey, tequilla....whatever helps me forget the question....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:03 | 3642608 Inthemix96
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Heres a question to ask the fuckers.

'How Do You Lot Sleep At Night You Fucking Wankers?',

And make them answer it.

God these pricks make me fucking sick.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:48 | 3643095 JimBowie1958
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'How Do You Lot Sleep At Night You Fucking Wankers?',

They dont drink caffeine after 7 pm.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:02 | 3642609 dadichris
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Jeb Bush is going to be sooo much better than Obama!!! (sarc)

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:21 | 3642701 SimMaker
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FFS, don't you get it yet?

It matters not a shit if a Repub or Demo gets in to the white house........"THE GOVERNMENT" is out of control..............like an out of control train, it dont matter who is "driving" cuz the train is out of control.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:25 | 3642975 NotApplicable
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Why do you argue with people by agreeing with their statements?

Do you realize you just pushed your OWN button, and the ensuing reaction made you incapable of understanding what you're actually reading?

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:03 | 3642612 pods
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I'm sure that they are going to get the bottom of things.

And the press is going to hold them accountable.

/sarc

I long for the day when they hold a very important press conference and NOBODY shows up.

pods

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:03 | 3642615 the not so migh...
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he should take the 5th

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:04 | 3642620 V in PA
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BOOOO!!!!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:05 | 3642622 criticalreason
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anrt these things scripted?

 

even worms will turn, but i am not sure that holds for the US media?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:05 | 3642623 f16hoser
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Just play the "Race Card" again, and again, and again, and again, and again, again, again, and again..... Sprinkled with "It's Bushes fault!"

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:16 | 3642673 SheepDog-One
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What are all you people....Bush lovin racists??

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:05 | 3642624 ShrNfr
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It appears that he has been delayed. I guess there are a new set of LAFs he has to get. [LAFs are Lies and Fabrications]

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:06 | 3642634 firstdivision
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It's 1:06 and this comedy has yet to begin.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:14 | 3642664 HulkHogan
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1:14 and still nothing.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:10 | 3642645 redux2redux
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It's 'Bagdad Bob' time again...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:10 | 3642646 tradewithdave
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Z Big News is everyone has the same last name...

http://tradewithdave.com/?p=16948

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:11 | 3642649 firstdivision
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Guess its delayed due to Obama is so stressed, that he is having trouble finishing in Carney's mouth.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:12 | 3642652 timbo_em
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10 ounces of gold to the journalist who stands up and says: "Actually I came here to tell him in person but Mr Carney would you tell the president that he's a douche and a fucking liar!"

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:26 | 3642717 sandblaster
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I will do it for 5 oz's.

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:40 | 3642779 timbo_em
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The thing is that any un-brainwashed US citizen who loves his or her country should do it without other incentives needed. But the MSM is part of the problem and not part of the solution.

This afternoon former tory leader Lord Howe told the BBC that if PRISM etc. were illegal, surely the president would have done something to stop them. The BBC guy continued with his next question. A crook white-washed another crook and media says 'no further questions'. This was unfuckingbelievable.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:51 | 3642823 reload
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The BBC are all over this in damage control mode.

This am on radio 4 `today` they lined up 2 `experts` one to play the conspiracy theorist the other the calm voice of `if you are doing nothing wronf, whats the problem`

The female (forget her name but very irritating) presenter kicked off with her opener `surely this is not news, everybody knows the gov has to have access to this stuff` gambit.

And then it fell apart - both `experts` had differing reasons for hating what was going on and different takes on the damage to society as a whole, but essentially they were in agreement and the presenter failed to do the `get an argument going, side with the PTB view and give the closing wrap to your ally` routine.

Should be more tonight of William Hague telling lies to Parliament about what really goes on at GCHQ.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:12 | 3642656 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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Is TOTUS (or his minions) EVER punctual (except for tee-off time)?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:14 | 3642661 SheepDog-One
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I pleads da FIZIF!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:14 | 3642665 rustymason
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Pitchforks and torches are on sale today at Lowe's and Home Depot. Just FYI.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:14 | 3642666 djsmps
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Even Jay Carney is late.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:15 | 3642667 gatorengineer
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Could you imagine the shitstorm if this were an R in office.....?

where is the ACLU?  

Why arent the europeans screaming?

my local paper no joke had the story on Page 20.... Morning Call a tribune newspaper...

where are the college demonstrations?

most importantly where are the Repuklicans?  The greatest political gift ever, I have not heard Impeachment mentioned once.....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:23 | 3642706 rustymason
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The GOP leaders are worthless, traitorous wimps. The GOP supporters are brainwashed sheep, afraid of being called racisthomophobenaziswhowanttokillsixmillionjews. We're in deep trouble this time.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:44 | 3642795 Jena
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1000 protesters showed up in the sequestered area set up for them in the empty lot adjoining the Annenberg estate in Rancho Mirage.  That might not sound like many but it was 114 degrees and no shade to be had.  Lots of crummy stickers of all kinds in addition.

According to the local paper, whiny journalists were complaining that their smartphones weren't working due to the heat.

Granted, some of the passion was for the Chinese president but some was for Obama.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:47 | 3643084 rustymason
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To the reds, where is the counter-force to the current Sovietizing regime? The GOP? The evangelicals? The Church? The Tea Party? The Boy Scouts? Do you think the college kids are gonna rise up or something? Or do you believe that the Baby Boomers are going to risk their SS and other retirement checks? That the MSM will suddenly begin doing real investigative journalism, and Congress will suddenly clean up their act? Ha. The federal government operates unopposed.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:15 | 3642672 whoopsing
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press secretary Jay Carneybarker

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:29 | 3642675 ShrNfr
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Hey, all you "pee"sants hush up. The king will see you when he is good and fucking ready. He is expecting some of you to have other appointments and leave. He will keep you waiting till you do.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:18 | 3642684 SillySalesmanQu...
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If I were Jay Carney, I would have resigned this weekend...effective IMMEDIATELY

Run the teleprompter out there...they'll never notice its not me-Obummer.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:18 | 3642685 madbraz
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Our country has become a joke.  Unfreakinbeliavable that these clowns are going to get away with this (and that and that and that).  Not much of a surprise in the contry where Corzines roams free.  Oh, and if you are reading this, f&** you Holder.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:20 | 3642689 Rusty Trombone
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This should be a regular fucking circus. I would advise forgoing the rubber boots and go straight for the hip waders, a clothes pin, and a wad of Vicks Vapo-Rub to quell the miasma of unbridled Statist horseshit.

Let the dog and pony show begin!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:25 | 3642710 Fuku Ben
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It'll be a red letter day when nobody shows up to hear the lies anymore

A picture of the criminals holding a press conference to an empty room would accurately reflect the truth through imagery

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:27 | 3642724 Fix It Again Timmy
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I'm waiting for a true National Holiday - "Huge Meteroite Obliterates Washington, D.C."  Astronomers say it was inscribed with "Take that, bitchez" signed God"....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:32 | 3642733 therearetoomany...
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Nice...we now know we are done...one article on here about the scandal and it's about how it's hurting our relationship with CHINA

Check the trending stories....fucking sad lot are we.

http://www.yahoo.com/

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:36 | 3642753 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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No yahoo is done but we all know that after the other little slide presentation about direct access concerning PRISM.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:32 | 3643009 NotApplicable
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Good to see Kylie Jenner finally getting some press. Poor girl lives in all of those AW shadows.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:29 | 3642734 sandblaster
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Econmic reset is coming, get it while you can, all that you can and then hang on for the wildest ride of your life.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:40 | 3642742 CitizenPete
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The sad part about all this, is all the dip shit sheeple who think this is some new revelation or unique tyranny that can be attributed to a "party" etc...  

I especially enjoy the conservative BS --(spoken in a whinny sarcastic voice:)  can you imagine what the press would say if a Republican was in the White House...  As if Cheney (Bush) didn't get a free ride for 9/11 and FISA and the revelation of AT&T NSA room in San Francisco siphoning off every byte off the internet.  

The only thing worse than Barry Obummer in office would have been McInsane or the Romulen.

This has been/is one of the best things for the freedom movement.  People are glancing away from their sports, porn, and TV for a moment to check out the tyranny.  "Hey look at the tyranny".  Now if we could just kill the TV signal to all organized sporting events (Opium of the masses).  

If I was the White House Press secretary I would turn the tables and ask the press why they even consider themselves journalists since the Western main stream media has not been the original source of one of these stories.

 

Fuck them all.  Time to reboot the Constitution and sweep the shit from D.C.  Just leave them there (all three branches) -- put a fence around the capitol during a State of the Union address and let them stew in their own shit for month or two.   Then abolish all political parties and establish a new capital in Wyoming and start over with national emergency voting. 

 

Fuck them all

 

Bloomberg: NSA Whistle Blower -- 

Edward Snowden, NSA Data Leaker: Hero or Criminal?

http://youtu.be/Ubk0g05mA0g

You decide.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:32 | 3642743 SheepDog-One
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25 mins late....what a bunch of dickheads.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:33 | 3642749 tsx500
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what else is new ?!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:34 | 3642751 Smuckers
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<-- Cirque du so lame.

<-- Cirque du sow blame.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:45 | 3642801 dogbreath
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thats a toss up

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:36 | 3642755 Lmo Mutton
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Where is WB and his Bagdad Bob portraits?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:37 | 3642759 shovelhead
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Where's the "Snowden has been outlawed...The bombing begins in 5 minutes." joke?

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:38 | 3642768 Bastiat
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Maybe he has to wait for the pharmaceutical cocktail to effect.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:38 | 3642769 Rusty Trombone
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 I think he just sharted himself....yep.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:39 | 3642770 pherron2
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We got an ATF director to take your asses out now!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:40 | 3642777 Bastiat
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Jeez, he's starting to talk like Obama . . but more coherent.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:36 | 3643038 NotApplicable
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I can happily report that I've never once heard his voice.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:41 | 3642784 Rusty Trombone
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"No, I don't believe that the President thinks there's a giant fucking turd in the punchbowl" And ...and ...and...uh, and..uh...and uh...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:42 | 3642787 Winston Smith 2009
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Transcript:

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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:37 | 3643032 Winston Smith 2009
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OOPS!  Sorry, wrong transcript. That was the average transcript from the last 1,000 presidential press conferences.  This one had extra "bullshits" in it.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:45 | 3642788 Yen Cross
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   I'll be sure and tune in around 2:40 since the Obama organization(not administration) prides itself on being "Fashionably Late".

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:44 | 3642792 Bay of Pigs
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FREE Edward Snowden!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:44 | 3642793 Bastiat
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Supporting the Syrian rebels so the Syrians can have a government "which respects the rights of the Syrian people."    Shameless.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:44 | 3642796 mydogisprettier...
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Why does anyone listen to anything this puppet says?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:40 | 3643063 NotApplicable
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Stockholm Syndrome. Just look at all of the references in this thread claiming ownership to the crime in progress via phrases like "our government/president/congress/etc..."

So... the beatings will continue until morale improves.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:45 | 3642797 replaceme
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The presiden't record on transparency is "broad and significant".  WTF does that mean?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:47 | 3642805 Duke Dog
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There it is again - Bush's fault (which much is, but getting very worn excuse). We don't "torture" - we just drone the bastards, LOL - Piece of shit!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:03 | 3642868 MassDecep
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Bush was a puppet manufactured to get the masses into a state of aggravation, thus Obama and his massive changes. The rulers used Bush as a change medium that Obama would bring in. If you noticed during the Bush years, whenever if came down to the wire, Bush would always disappoint the Constitutional base. Near the end of his first term in office, the base was pretty dismayed and the so called conspiracy theorist evolved into real atrocities. Now, the masses are so dumbed down and controlled, that even the most heinous atrocities, will go unpunished, and TPTB will advance the agenda much further.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:06 | 3642878 AgentScruffy
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Did you catch---he listed all the bad decisions that Bush made, in order to DIFFERENTIATE Obama, and on that list was "warrantless wiretapping" !

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:50 | 3642807 CitizenPete
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Here comes the Bullshit:

 

1. Deflect any inquiry:  It's an investigation so I am not going to comment, or comment on what Barry thinks.  (but he's concerned [fart])

2. Pass the buck:  All these NSA activities were approved by Congress and the Judiciary...  (we are the good guys)

3. Move on:  Get the press to change the topic... (repeat normal BS and serve up a steaming cup of diarrhea about how great the POTUS is and all he has done for the Amerikan Sheepel)

4. go to 1

 

How many government shit stains are watching this Press Breifing.  I hope the NSA records this one in multiple languages and colors.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:48 | 3642814 Quant Jockey
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Can you imagine what it must be like to be Jay?  He probably goes home every night and does an 8 ball and drinks a 5th just to take the edge off.  Every day is groundhog day, get up and go to work, lie to the press, go home and coke out.  What a life.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:57 | 3643127 JimBowie1958
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After the alcohol has numbed his brain, he then lies in a fetal position and cries himself to sleep, moaning aloud, 'Why did I take this godamned job anyway?'

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:52 | 3643361 Buckaroo Banzai
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You are making the heroic assumption that he has anything even remotely resembling a conscience.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:51 | 3642815 Bastiat
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Carney:  "Patriot Act a public law, debated by Congress (really?) debated again and renewed . . ."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:52 | 3642826 Bryan
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Yeah, just like the Obamacare bull was debated.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:55 | 3642837 Bastiat
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Thoughtfully drafted in the months and years before 9/11 . . .

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:04 | 3642872 AgentScruffy
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They didn't even read it. If "treason" is going to be discussed, let's start with members of Congress who don't even bother to read bills they pass.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:49 | 3642816 shovelhead
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"These are not the wiretaps you're looking for..."

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/09/article-2338256-1A3139E4000005...

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:51 | 3642821 Bryan
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Oh, it is so fun to see politicians and media feeding on themselves.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:51 | 3642822 Bastiat
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Why doesn't someone ask this:  The IRS was misused to attack politcal opponents; why should we believe that the collected information will not be used in the same way?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:51 | 3642824 B2u
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Any evidence that Carney is anything but SCUM?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:22 | 3642942 are we there yet
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High priced hookers have more honesty than high priced political scum. Very similar professions, except one of them will never get arrested.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:59 | 3643133 JimBowie1958
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Any evidence that Carney is anything but SCUM?

Of course; he is also a dick, a traitor and a fucking whore.

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