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Snowden's "Shocked" Girlfriend Takes Down Her Blog, Keeps Flickr Photos Online

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The search for more clues about Edward Snowden's life and motivations inevitably led the mainstream media to his longtime girlfriend Lindsay Mills, 28, who until recently described herself as "world-traveling, pole-dancing super hero." Why past tense? Because as of today, her blog, L's Journey, no longer exists. Of course, this being the NSA-controlled internet, there is always a cached (we use the term loosely) version of everything somewhere, and the full blog can be found at the following link.

Of note is the body in the last blog post:

For those of you that know me without my super hero cape, you can probably understand why I’ll be refraining from blog posts for awhile. My world has opened and closed all at once. Leaving me lost at sea without a compass. Surely there will be villainous pirates, distracting mermaids, and tides of change in this new open water chapter of my journey. But at the moment all I can feel is alone. And for the first time in my life I feel strong enough to be on my own. Though I never imagined my hand would be so forced. As I type this on my tear-streaked keyboard I’m reflecting on all the faces that have graced my path. The ones I laughed with. The ones I’ve held. The one I’ve grown to love the most. And the ones I never got to bid adieu. But sometimes life doesn’t afford proper goodbyes. In those unsure endings I find my strength, my true friends, and my heart’s song. A song that I thought had all but died away, when really it was softly singing all along. I don’t know what will happen from here. I don’t know how to feel normal. But I do know that I am loved, by myself and those around me. And no matter where my compass-less vessel will take me, that love will keep me buoyant.

The WaPo, which was one of the two outlets tracking the PRISM-gate fallout, has put together what little is known of her narrative.

Edward Snowden, the government contractor who leaked documents revealing a top-secret government surveillance program, was so cautious and distant that even his girlfriend of eight years referred to him as “my man of mystery.”

 

For a 29-year-old who made his living in the digital world, Snowden has left remarkably few online traces. But as reclusive and private as he was, his longtime girlfriend, Lindsay Mills, 28, who moved with him to Hawaii last year, was outgoing and expressive. Writing in a blog that has vanished from public view, Mills, a native of Laurel, told of having to “kidnap” Snowden and “force a little adventure” on him to get him to join friends on a hike to a waterfall.

 

Mills’s blog, “Lsjourney,” in which she described herself as a “world-traveling, pole-dancing superhero,” was publicly viewable after Snowden announced Sunday that he was the source of leaks to The Washington Post and Britain’s Guardian newspaper about the surveillance programs, but the blog had been taken down by early Tuesday.

 

Friends of Mills confirmed that she wrote the blog and that the boyfriend she refers to as “E” was Edward Joseph Snowden. Mills, who moved to Hono­lulu with Snowden, graduated from Laurel High School in Maryland in 2003 and from the Maryland Institute College of Art in 2007.

 

In her postings, she described swing dancing and pole dancing at venues in Hawaii, and being alone for two weeks starting in late March because Snowden was headed to the mainland for a two-week business trip.

 

Friends said Mills was completely unaware of Snowden’s decision to leak classified records detailing surveillance programs through which the United States collects reams of e-mails, phone records and electronic data.

 

“I just talked to her,” said a friend of Mills’s in Hawaii. “I know she didn’t have any idea.”

 

Mills did not respond to messages left on her home phone or cellphone. Efforts to reach her father, mother and stepfather also were unsuccessful.

However, as the saying goes, one picture is worth a thousand words. So we have managed to track down quite a few pictures. Of Lindsay that is, courtesy of her all too public Flickr profile (it appears her boyfriend did not warn her about posting too much of yourself online).

So while Lindsay may not share her (ex-)boyfriend's distrust of the internet and documenting every facet of your life on it, all we can say is Edward had very good taste.

 

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Wed, 06/12/2013 - 13:59 | 3650762 Undecided
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I would take care of her in his absence

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:00 | 3650766 Miffed Microbio...
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While I advocate the yoga, one should be able to tell the difference between the pole and the dancer. I'm afraid she wouldn't get a rise out of mr miffed who (thank god for me) prefers the voluptuous over the rail thin. Too each his own.

Miffed;-)

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:24 | 3651163 RichardP
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Link to pictures?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:38 | 3651223 Miffed Microbio...
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Ha ha very cute. Thank god for me they're all Polaroid. Haven't seen those naughty things in years. Hmmm. Can you digitize Polaroids? Oh dear god and I married a nerd. WTF was I thinking! Obviously that was the problem. So this is what happens when you combine some frilly words with scotch. We women never learn and you horny dogs are persistently prowling!

Miffed;-)

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:01 | 3650768 MagicHandPuppet
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Wow... I'd give up a few things to "out the truth".  But, damn.  I wouldn't give her up.  I would just let people continue believing the fairtales.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:02 | 3650774 IridiumRebel
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She looks like a year 17 year old dude. Gross. I need some meat on my bones.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:51 | 3651012 ParkAveFlasher
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+1 I like a little bun for my pickle too.  Nothing sexy about bones jamming me back. y.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:02 | 3650777 A Lunatic
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Some people will do anything to get noticed............

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:03 | 3650780 FiatFapper
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fapp'able

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:03 | 3650781 Tortfeasor
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She's shocked. Shocked!

And probably hungry. Eat something, girl!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:04 | 3650786 StarTedStackin'
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I'd fuck it......

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:04 | 3650787 dcohen
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Another piece by desillusioned Jeffrey Goldberg, I urge all zerohedgers to rebutt his crazy rant in the comments section, I will do that as soon as I get off school.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-06-12/what-conor-friedersdorf-misunderstands-about-terrorism.html

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:05 | 3650793 e-recep
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fascism in turkey keeps growing :

CBC reporters Sasa Petricic and Derek Stoffel have been detained by police in Turkey amid ongoing protests in the country.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2013/06/12/cbc-correspondents-detain...

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:16 | 3650845 shovelhead
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Canadians trying to introduce hockey in a Muslim country should be arrested.

Who wants to see Dearborn Mich. go all 'Al-Qaida on Ice' ?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 20:23 | 3652196 MeelionDollerBogus
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Hey hoser, we call that the 'high-stickin hajj"

:D

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:31 | 3650902 thisandthat
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How do you say you reap what you sow, in Turk?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:05 | 3650795 Fuku Ben
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Broads like her are a dime a dozen

He'll like the "professional dancers" in HK much better

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 17:24 | 3651634 e-recep
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except for the price tag, maybe. damn, the pretty ones are expensive.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:05 | 3650796 Dre4dwolf
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Shit I would of left for Hong Kong if she lived there too.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:07 | 3650805 Unprepared
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Girlfriend and the stories about her is Exhibit A of how dangerous hindsight intelligence gathering and investigationare. You have some "normal" person saying and writing stuff not because they believed/thought them through but because they sound nice and smart. Probably just plagiarized from somewhere else.

 

Enter an event that demands scrutiny of said person's life and everything they said/did will be viewed from that perspective. I think Taleb's Black Swan hindsight pitfall applies to this as well.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:10 | 3650810 ThisIsBob
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I'm going to be a mini-hero, stept up, and reveal that this thread has an abundance of classless assholes.  You know who you are.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:11 | 3650822 notadouche
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It's not just this thread.  We are a nation "led" by classless assholes so how do you expect the followers to behave.  We can't really do anything than find humor and make snarky comments.  The authority made sure of that.  

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:35 | 3650920 thisandthat
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+1

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:45 | 3650980 knukles
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I feel right at home.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:11 | 3651103 pods
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Hey, what'd I miss?

pods

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:09 | 3650811 notadouche
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She obviously knows her way around a pole.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:09 | 3650813 alien-IQ
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It's unfortunate that ZH felt a need post this non story. Would it be gracing these pages if there were no bikini shot of her? Somehow...I doubt it.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:10 | 3650815 BlueStreet
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Unfortunately for Snowden the country is going to move on in about a week (and nothing will have changed) and so will his then former girlfriend while he will still be holed up in a safe house somewhere.  

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:10 | 3650817 Goldbugger
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What she worried about she is  now a star, probably get a hollywood job!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:11 | 3650819 navy62802
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Snowden can kiss that shit goodbye. Hell, she's probably already getting banged out by some hippie(s) in CA.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:13 | 3650831 insanelysane
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Don't worry about him, he's in Hong Kong.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:12 | 3650826 Satan
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" Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and Ill show you a guy who's tired of fucking her."

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:23 | 3650868 ebworthen
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"When you're in love with a beautiful Woman"

Dr. Hook:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpYN-NK54Y

"You know that it's crazy,you wanna trust her,
Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone."

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:39 | 3650949 Dr. Richard Head
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Just remember, no matter how hot she is some man some place is tired of putting up with her fucking shit.

Love isn't how much you care for someone, rather it is how much of their shit you are willing to tolerate.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 19:16 | 3651956 falak pema
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what if they are constipated?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:38 | 3650932 BlueStreet
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I'd like to test that theory on Irina Shayk. 

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 21:19 | 3652395 ToNYC
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Vice versa and plus ca change!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:03 | 3651063 Cacete de Ouro
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Sense of loss

Blog, March 29: "Rendezvous with E on the east coast and make it back in time to move; pack the house and forego seeing E for a month."

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:06 | 3651076 Cacete de Ouro
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When E is gone, Blog, April 3:
"Flight was the theme of my weekend. Okay, who am I kidding? Flight is the theme of nearly all my recent days. Maybe I just have hollow bones! E flew off Saturday evening giving me six hours to kill before I had to pick up DucatiD from the airport. Luckily Hawaii has good food and friends to pass the time. With E soaring through the sky and friends dropped off, I snuggled to sleep in my empty home."

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:17 | 3651126 IridiumRebel
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The rudimentary psych I know states that keeping him nameless, irregardless of nickname, means she cared little for him. She seems like your typical pretentious American girl. I suspect an E! Network show soon. My wife will prolly watch it and ask what movie she's been in....

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:52 | 3651297 Miffed Microbio...
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Well that's got to be the most depressing comment I've read in a while. Maybe most women have descended into a world of vacuous thoughts, purposeless lives and mindnumbing entertainment. I don't know, I don't get out much. Is it beauty x brains= a constant? Sometimes I feel embarrassed being a women here.

Miffed;-)

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:38 | 3651219 dogbreath
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who is the photographer

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:18 | 3650844 Seasmoke
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$122,000......Hawaii......and this chick ???

 

I am keeping it........Hopefully my honesty, does not offend too many here at ZH

 

Yes, i know the steak isnt real, but .......

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:25 | 3650882 ponzisaurus
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You wouldnt prefer to be hunted down like a rabid dog in a alien society with no status?

Whats wrong with you?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:26 | 3650883 alien-IQ
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A guy sees a girl at a club. He walks up to her and says "you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I don't want to beat around the bush. I'll give you one million dollars to sleep with me" She says "A million dollars?" he replies "yes. In cash. Right now. How about it?" She considers it for a moment and decides "Ok. For a million dollars. Sure, I'll sleep with you" Then the guy says "Actually, I've only got ten bucks. Can we fuck for ten bucks?" She freaks out and says "What the fuck do you think I am?" To which the guy responds "We've already established what you are, now we're just negotiating the price".

You know what I mean?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:47 | 3650989 knukles
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One of my old pick up lines in college used to be "Hey, nice legs!  What time they open?"

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:51 | 3651294 roadhazard
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I used to walk down the street in San Francisco and ask pretty women if they wanted to fuck. Sometimes I'd get slapped but sometimes I'd get laid. So the dudes that think you are full of shit should rethink.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 19:10 | 3651941 falak pema
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Memories of days of wine n roses :

I used to walk down the streets of Copenhagen or Malmo and the women would come up to me and say : How would I like to be fucked by you ? in bed, in the car or in the grass, any place every place. As long as it takes place, heart throbbingly earth moving.

Sometimes I would slap them to orgasm, sometimes I would talk them to spasmodic swooning of wet titted sighs, sometimes I would walk them to shimmering hip churning, amaze them into widening slow moving surrender of arched incandescent thighs. I never needed to fuck them as they were already high at the sight of my eyes.

Not bad for a fool who coudn't hide his glowing tool from his twinkling eyes.

What's that done to the Dow? Has it made the Jones keep up with the Smiths?

 

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:51 | 3651013 blazinrabbit
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I believe, if it's too good to be true, it isn't.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:20 | 3650861 A Lunatic
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I saw what you did there...........

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:21 | 3650865 ponzisaurus
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The recruitment aspect of this op is going to be very successful!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:22 | 3650866 walcott
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ummm hmmm hmmmm... yes, very nice speed racer!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:23 | 3650872 Fuku Ben
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Why is there no post yet for some actual news?

http://www.c-span.org/flvPop.aspx?id=10737440020

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:28 | 3650884 gaoptimize
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Behind most patriots is a Goddess woman, with beauty and life energy that reminds a man sufficiently what is good and just in this world, enough to risk all to defend it.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:48 | 3650996 knukles
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What?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:02 | 3651054 Kinskian
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And then there's the Tsarnaev's mother.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 16:41 | 3651489 knukles
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That is one crazy thought.
Holy preessure cookers!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:28 | 3650891 Brokenarrow
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Damn! The units could be fixed for 6k. As for all you other haters, kiss my ass. In the end, this guy made a huge sacrifice for freedom. Yeah, I'm waiting for Morpheus to show up at my house one day. They need another 65 yr -old guy in prison. Ala sa what? That should get their attention...................

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:34 | 3650918 ponzisaurus
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The units are perfect, dont you dare "fix" them!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:40 | 3651171 gaoptimize
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When the time comes that some lucky guy (hopefully Mr. Snowden) makes her with child, they will expand to fulfill their function.  For now, they and she are statuesquely perfect.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:33 | 3650906 williambanzai7
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I would imagine he told her to deny knowing anything once the shit hit the fan.

And it is good is is far away from his loved ones so they cannot be accused of hear boring a fugitive.

Meanwhile, for a performing artist, any publicity is good publicity.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:43 | 3650970 thisandthat
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If he cared even a little about her (or himself), he would've kept her in the dark about his job and this affair...

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:39 | 3650938 Smegley Wanxalot
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Our illustriously impartial MSM is letting us know far more about Snowden, his life, his background and whom/what he has fucked that it has about obama.  Wonder why that is.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:58 | 3651043 knukles
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Because Snowden didn't seal all his records by executive order as his first action in orofice... or some such shiot like that.

Oh, gosh.
That didn't answer why that is, did it?
Nevermind...

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:40 | 3650951 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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If Snowden is in Hong Kong right now, I'm in Kazakstan.

Someone may have been using Snowden's credit card, but it was not Snowden.

The kid may be brave, but he certainly does not want a hood over his head and a free plane ride stateside.

And now the alphabets get to play the game, "Where in the World is Snowden?"

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:21 | 3651145 AnAnonymous
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Best.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 19:52 | 3652074 MeelionDollerBogus
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I can see the red & white striped shirt now

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:45 | 3650983 shovelhead
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I'd slip her a $5 in a g string. Personally, I like a little more bounce for the buck, but lean and mean is ok too.

She could use the money for a course in creative writing.

For all you sensitive types I'll say this about a public webpage: The whole point of it is to be seen...get it?

ZH didn't hack a private account or go in her underwear drawer.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:47 | 3650985 All Out Of Bubblegum
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I'm beginning to think Snowden himself is an NSA op.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:47 | 3650990 DutchR
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Time for a pole shift....

 

And some solar flares...

 

 

 

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:47 | 3650993 kahunabear
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Now these are the kinds of posts we need more of!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:48 | 3650995 tcdaly1
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"...he had very good taste."  

lots of possibilities there.  

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:57 | 3650998 Aurora Ex Machina
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To keep this at least somewhat above the misogynistic, I can only say Bond always gets the beauties.

Wait, that totally wasn't, but it's the shitty level of Huffpo and MSM commentary. (*Major Eye Roll Going Down*).

I suspect however, unlike Snowden, she's hiding at least a PhD and her physique suggests she'd be a great MMA fighter. And I bet her craftwork is good enough to totally fool anyone into thinking she's a stripper, because men are easily manipulated.

 

The DERP is strong in this thread. I suspect he wrote a note because he grew up learning the lessons of Total Recall.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:55 | 3651311 Totentänzerlied
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MMA fighters look like anorexic ballerinas who can be snapped with 2 fingers? Interesting.

Sorry to disappoint your predictable preconceptions but I'm really not interested in her looks except insofar as they confirm what the text suggests - that she would not give Snowden the time of day, and he wouldn't know what to do with her.

No mention of this glaring disparity from you, when the quoted excerpt itself makes direct reference to their incompatibility.

A midlevel computer-heavy deskjob at Booz-Allen a James Bond does not one make.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 17:07 | 3651580 trader1
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you missed the sarcasm.  totally rolled off you.  wow!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 20:13 | 3652124 Aurora Ex Machina
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I'm getting the feeling you're not a native speaker, you seem unable to parse the basic rhetorical devices. The lack of a sense of humor also suggests a Teutonic bent. The lack of imagination suggests an accountant or bank worker.

 

This is for you.

 

p.s. I obviously sexually excite you, you follow me around like a dog, and when given good answers skulk off to sniff around another day, without saying thankyou or acknowledging them. Whatever gets you off, Big Boy, but you're one rude cunt. - So no more soup for you, ever!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:56 | 3651036 Cacete de Ouro
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Lady Marmalades has an opening for you....and a new pad

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 14:57 | 3651037 negative rates
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Looks like she's about to flatline it.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:00 | 3651049 imapopulistnow
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Something is not right.  The pics are too professional.  The blog too ethereal.  The Hong Kong thing a bit too puzzling.  Seems as though there may be more to this than what we see on the surface.  Spy vs. spy within?  Spy vs. foreign spy?  Maybe it just is what it is.  Will be interesting to see how it plays out - assuming we ever know.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:07 | 3651077 All Out Of Bubblegum
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I'm thinking that there's a power shuffle going on at the NSA/USGovt. Someone is consolidating by marginalizing their opposition. Booz Allen Hamilton and the Obama administration were just made fools on the world stage. Obama is done politically.

After all is said and done, The NSA will continue to spy on us all and collate info.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:24 | 3651162 IridiumRebel
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I agree. There is obviously a coup. Just will be a question of whether we careen towards despotism, fascism, authoritarian rule or totalitarianism. So many evil ways to rule....so little time.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:35 | 3651206 All Out Of Bubblegum
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> Just will be a question of whether we careen towards despotism, fascism, authoritarian rule or totalitarianism.

I bet it will be the one that sucks the worst for the most people possible to keep a few people feeling "safe".

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 17:13 | 3651597 TooBigToJail
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All Out Of Bubblegum, why don't you have Roddy Piper in your avatar?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:47 | 3651270 RichardP
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Booz Allen Hamilton and the Obama administration were just made fools ...

 

Booz Allen Hamilton is owned by the Carlyle Group.  Check out who the major players in the Carlyle Group are - including the Bush and Bin-Laden families.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:11 | 3651101 i.knoknot
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worry not...

you'll know what you're supposed to know

when you're supposed to know it

carry on.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 19:17 | 3651962 MeelionDollerBogus
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considering how much money her boyfriend made I'm sure she could afford a good camera and maybe even learn how to set the shutter speed & white balance so the pictures looked good.

Believe it or not professional photographers are only "above" others who are not stupid by spending giant stupid amounts of money on special lenses for close-ups or far distance, or if they develop on film.

For the rest of us good photos are entirely possible if you're not a dumb murrikin redneck.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:19 | 3651140 AnAnonymous
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You have to give it to 'americans', they love their story.

A world travelling pole dancer super hero. Nothing less.

Man, how much they are going to sell their story to cable tv...

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:58 | 3651335 TheFourthStooge-ing
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For 'AnAnonymystics', there is no other way but to tell that reminding all that is like telling nothing is somehow very something due to their supercify expressed crustiness.

Maybe time to grow a decency.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:23 | 3651158 roadhazard
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The closer to the bone the sweeter the meat.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:25 | 3651169 RaceToTheBottom
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Will you old farts get off the pole dancing hang-up?  Apparently pole dancing is the latest in workout routines. 

She was a ballerina before that, which explains the lack of weight and definition.

Who knows, she just might not be a lady for hire, you old fuddy duddy child molester wannabees

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:29 | 3651187 ross81
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I'd tell her to eat a few burgers but I reckon she's the kind of girl who'd be in the bog 30 minutes later trying to puke it all up.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:54 | 3651310 Blano
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Ooops sorry you beat me to it re: my comment below.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 16:44 | 3651504 knukles
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Kinky....

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:37 | 3651202 Zola
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Will he now find himself a HK girlfriend? Would that be better ? ...

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:38 | 3651221 The Old Man
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It's all pink in the middle!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 16:46 | 3651509 knukles
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LOL
That's not quite the line....

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 17:26 | 3651643 SmittyinLA
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You don't find a HK girlfriend, they find you, and yes they are better 

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:40 | 3651226 stinkhammer
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flat chested bimbo

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 18:37 | 3651852 KingdomKum
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"more than a mouthful is wasted  . . ."

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:41 | 3651231 10 Euro Münze
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the blog may be down but not gone.  Still on Archive.org

http://web.archive.org/web/20130418231028/http://www.lsjourney.com/

There is a video too!

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:41 | 3651242 Zola
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Hold on one second... They have been together for 8 years... What is stopping that girl from like.. FLYING TO HK and giving him MORAL SUPPORT. WTF is wrong with her ?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:53 | 3651303 ross81
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What's wrong with her? trading up to an investment banker I'd say.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:58 | 3651333 roadhazard
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There is no M in ORAL.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 16:48 | 3651512 knukles
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Oh there can be!
If she's old enough to take out All her teeth, she takes a mouthfull of KY and gums him... called a munchie

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 19:06 | 3651929 MeelionDollerBogus
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:D

giggity giggity google!

http://www.doeball.com/giggity.jpg

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:43 | 3651254 the not so migh...
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nice body but her face is busted

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:46 | 3651267 Totentänzerlied
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What was an archetypical white-collar computer nerd doing with her? Using his NSA/Booz Allen salary to pay for arm-candy? Forgive me if to me she doesn't seem particularly (read at all, in any way, whatsoever) actually, in the least, perturbed or disturbed by breaking up with him. The level of self-indulgence and self-obsession would make Jamie fucking Dimon blush.

And she was with this mild-mannered nerd? I just don't see the attraction, or the reward. I'm sure she's a Really Very Nice Person(tm) beneath the 10-foot thick steel-reinforced shameless self-promotion, who really did love him for who he was.

And Ben Bernanke isn't knowingly manipulating equity markets.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:51 | 3651289 jomama
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So while Lindsay may not share her (ex-)boyfriend's distrust of the internet and documenting every facet of your life on it, all we can say is Edward had very good taste.

 

and she was banging him because he had a high paying gig at the NSA. 

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 15:53 | 3651302 Blano
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She could afford a few cheeseburgers.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 16:00 | 3651343 Zola
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@pupton HAHAHA , wouldn't be the first time a woman is at the source of world changing events !

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 17:53 | 3651379 ToNYC
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It's tough today for a third grade girl not to start dressing for the pole, whether private or more public. The ho-society dominance game ginned-up all 'round with fake get-rich-quick stories. Grow up but stay alert for we are but bait other than wise.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 18:25 | 3651814 MeelionDollerBogus
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Can we add "ho-ciety" to the Urban dictionary?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 18:42 | 3651867 dogbreath
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+1

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 16:14 | 3651383 Moe Howard
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Skinny, keeps hiding her face because she doesn't have a good side, "arty".

Seems to be in love with herself. Did she notice he was gone for weeks? When, after the story broke?

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 16:21 | 3651411 Islander56
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Do not be distracted. The story is about government spying on innocent people. Forget the fluff of this page, there are serious problems coming.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 16:25 | 3651427 First There Is ...
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Jesus....narcisistic much? Look at me!! *STOMPS FEET LIKE PETULANT 4-YEAR-OLD* Look at me, goddamn you!!!"

I'm not surprised that she took the blog down as she's clearly a vacuous idiot. I'm also not suprised she left the Flickr intact as she is vacuous idiot.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 17:52 | 3651481 Downtoolong
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I just want to know if anyone has seen her in the last few days? Perhaps someone already knows that she knew something she wasn’t supposed to know and she has been, uh, disappeared.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 17:59 | 3651747 MrBoompi
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The girl has a great set of stems for sure.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 18:10 | 3651771 TahoeBilly2012
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"Snowden'd" a new term derived from the website Zeroghedge.com describing a gentlemen being; a) patriotic, and b) having a hot girlfriend. 

"I'd rather be 'Snowden'd' than 'Corzined'...ect

 

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 19:28 | 3651996 Homernomics
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Too boney for my liking.  I think I'd go hide in HK also.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 20:01 | 3652105 22winmag
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I wonder if she is on Twitter... studies have shown Twitter users believe themselves to be "sexier" and "better in bed" than SpyBook users.

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 20:51 | 3652277 honestann
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Jeez!  What a bunch of judgmental prudes in this thread!
Who knows?  Maybe superheroes both.  One certainly is.
How about some benevolence folks.  Live and let live.

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 00:34 | 3653115 Arkadaba
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I almost never call out the gender card when commenting on posts onZH but this pushed me a bit.

1. This is a distraction

2. He is actually a good looking guy who seems to have some morals. Sorry all you fat fucks who work on wall street and eat too much for lunch.

3. Lots of women have been doing poll dancing for years as exercise - it is really hard - try it.

4. Distraction ...

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 23:19 | 3652902 Youri Carma
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"For a 29-year-old who made his living in the digital world, Snowden has left remarkably few online traces."

Most stupid remark of the day since people who have lived in the digital world whole their live know the dangers all too well.

So the sentence must be: For a 29-year-old who made his living in the digital world, Snowden obviously left few online traces.

 

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 00:41 | 3653128 robertocarlos
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I don't like her.

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 03:15 | 3653314 torak
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She should be pretty well set after a book deal and a Playboy Centerfold session. 

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