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Dick Cheney's Suggestion Snowden A Chinese Spy Is "Sheer Nonsense" Says China

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Over the weekend, Dick Cheney emerged from his lair, and staunchly defended the NSA surveillance programs that started under his tenure as Vice President, telling Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that the programs could have stopped 9/11 had they been in effect. More to the point, Cheney shared his view of Edward Snowden, whom he accused of being a traitor and went so far as hinting that he could be a spy for China. "I'm suspicious because he went to China. That's not a place where you would ordinarily want to go if you are interested in freedom, liberty and so forth," Cheney said, adding: "It raises questions whether or not he had that kind of connection before he did this." The last statement finally generated an official response from China whose Foreign Ministry on Monday, which had been silent for the past week over all issues surrounding the whistleblower, denying Edward Snowden was a Chinese spy and said the United States should give the world an explanation regarding its international internet surveillance programme.

From SCMP:

In its first official response to the recent exposure of the US National Security Agency’s internet surveillance programme by whistleblower Edward Snowden, Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Hua Chunying said the US should pay attention to concerns of the international community on the issue.

 

Hua, in her daily briefing in Beijing, also hit back at the allegation that Snowden could be a spy for China, calling it “sheer nonsense”.

 

Beijing has been tight lipped about the saga since Snowden revealed his identity to the media last week, only saying they have no information regarding the case.

 

But Hua said on Sunday that she is aware of media reports that saying Hong Kong citizens wanted Snowden to stay in the city, and that she is aware of the response of the Hong Kong government to the matter.

 

Half of Hong Kong people believe that cyberspying whistle-blower Edward Snowden should not be handed over if Washington makes a formal request for his return, according to an exclusive opinion poll commissioned by the Sunday Morning Post.

 

Chief Executive Leung Chun-ying said on Saturday that "when the relevant mechanism is activated", the Hong Kong government would handle Snowden's case in accordance with the city's laws. He also said the government would follow up on any incidents related to the privacy or other rights of the institutions or people in Hong Kong being violated.

Of course, with Hong Kong's ultimate decisionmaking still made in Beijing, whatever China wants vis-a-vis Snowden, China gets. And just like Syria, the fate of the 29 year-old will almost certainly become yet another diplomatic fallout issue between the US and China.

And just for the nostalgic ones, here's Dick:

 


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Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:21 | Link to Comment doomandbloom
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Snakes coming out of their pits...must be that season.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:22 | Link to Comment kliguy38
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the ultimate slimeball

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:24 | Link to Comment Pegasus Muse
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Lizard-Man Cheney:  The face of evil reappears.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:28 | Link to Comment SoundMoney45
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Snowden's assignment was to put the new normal out in the open, such that all of us in the West can understand and become acclimated to the new normal.  

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:32 | Link to Comment ACP
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Not to defend the Penis Cheney, but isn't that what Russia said right before they traded some spies for that "hot" one back in 2010?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:33 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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looks like jeb is headed our way

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:36 | Link to Comment ACP
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Well, that would definitely put Hillary in the office in 2016.

I don't know what the hell is going on any more. Obama as prez, Boner as speaker, Jeb considering a run. Yes, 'Elysium' does make sense at this point in time.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:43 | Link to Comment negative rates
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You can't teach an old dog, new tricks. Dump this fossile of the walking dead from your rolodex before he screws you one more time.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:16 | Link to Comment Spirit Of Truth
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As usual, DIck Cheney speaks the truth and the masses are upset.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:25 | Link to Comment Chupacabra-322
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The truth is this man is a Treasonist and War Criminal of the highest order. How the set didn't blow up in flames by a visit from this Lucerferian is beyond me.

What is just is for this vermin to be arrested, tried, convicted & executed for High Crimes, Crimes Against Humanity & Crimes Against The American People.

A Global closed circuit TV transmission should occur so all the world may finally see the Execution of this Criminal.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:31 | Link to Comment ACP
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Your reference to Lucifer inspired me to create a Penis Cheney joke:

What did Cheney said when Bush sneezed?

'Damn you!'

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:51 | Link to Comment 1000 splendid suns
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Dick 'Cheney' Smoker

Cheney Dick Smoker

Checked Money Risk

Cockeyed Hen Smirk

Chocked Enemy Risk

Cocked Hymen Skier

Redneck Sick Homey

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 11:06 | Link to Comment prodigious_idea
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Anyone who thinks Cheney is a source of truth can't be trusted.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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I'm suspicious that Cheney might be an agent of the Devil.

I mean that...

and if you don't believe he is you can suck my Spirit Of Truth

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 11:13 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Fuck You Dick

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Cheney is now formally renamed to Darth Traitor.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 14:09 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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Paging Richard Smoker!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAtKppNIcXY

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:29 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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As usual, Dick Cheney lies and Spirit Of Truth falls for it, which is kookier than his claim to be reincarnated Jesus.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:33 | Link to Comment giggler123
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The programs could have stopped 9/11 had they been in effect.  They didn't seem to work for Boston??

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:09 | Link to Comment Ignorance is bliss
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It does not work on false flags.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:28 | Link to Comment theprofromdover
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" could've stopped 9-11", well probably Dick, if you had monitored your own internal calls.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:42 | Link to Comment aint no fortuna...
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that's the point - who's to say he didn't monitor them?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:40 | Link to Comment Blano
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Not to necessarily defend them, but I think you underestimate the desire to put Hillary away once and for all.  It'll even bring out people who may have previously said forget it, myself included.

Plus, that bitch couldn't put away a nobody TeleNegro from Illinois, pretty big chink in her armor right there.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:46 | Link to Comment chubbar
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How is it fucking possible that there is absolutely no one qualified to run for president unless their name is Bush or Clinton??? Hasn't the world had enough of these assholes? It's so obvious that elections are a sham that even the dullest walmart shopper must be getting an inkling that something is desparately wrong with this process.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:04 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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How is it possible? 

I think that has been covered here ad naseum chubbar.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:07 | Link to Comment caconhma
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It is about time to have an independent  investigation of the 9/11. 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 13:47 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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Embarrassing to listen to Cheney talk about 9/11 and "hijackers with box cutters". Notice how he says Snowden might have "needed help from inside" the NSA as well. Cover all the bases Dick. Point fingers, obfuscate, misdiredtion....you've done that your entire political life you POS.

He is a monster and brute beast, without a hint of sympathy or compassion toward any other human being.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 14:22 | Link to Comment FeralSerf
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It was time to have and independent investigation of 9/11 on 9/12/01.

The perpetrators did not want an independent investigation for reasons that should be obvious to everyone on planet earth. Cheney was one of those perpetrators and argued continuously against an investigation.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Oligarchy

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:47 | Link to Comment new game
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Gov Jesse for Prez from Perma-Lib-tard MN...

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:43 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Dick head's comment adds to the MSM repertoire of false talking points of:  Anything and everything, but the truth that it the US Gov/regime that is commiting treason by willfully defying our Constitutional Rights.

Deflect & redirect.  / God forbid that we'd have an honest debate on policy & constitutionality! /s

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:13 | Link to Comment franzpick
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Trigger-happy Dick: shoots his attorney friend Whittington in the face, and now proposes to kill the messenger Snowden.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:28 | Link to Comment Momauguin Joe
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Every breath that fucker Cheney takes is a blasphemy.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:54 | Link to Comment Ignatius
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What seems amazing is that in this corporate/government/elite controlled media THIS (Snowden is a "Chinese spy") is what passes as 'public discourse'.  Cheney IS an evil fuck, but it's what he REPRESENTS which is more disturbing.  Remember, someone is bringing his foul breath on air and writing his checks.  This charade is manufactured for our collective consumption.

Cheney is taking a public dump on a dinner plate and saying "here, eat this."

There is nothing 'mainstream' about these press institutions.  These media are purchased contrivances to direct us away from actually thinking.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:01 | Link to Comment Race Car Driver
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Well, he has no heart, so breathing is one of the last human functions that satanic MF does.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:18 | Link to Comment mess nonster
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Correction: Zombies do not breathe. They have no life functions, but are animated either by demonic forces or by the actions of some virus that mimics biological function in order to feed the said virus.

Dick Cheney fits the bill. If he is demonically possessed, the demons that inhabit his meat suit use Dick to suck the life-force out of the entire planet in order to fell alive. If the meat-suit called Dick Cheny is animated by a virus, it sucks the vitality out of the global economy in order to replicate itself in others.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:31 | Link to Comment SamAdams
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Dick has the heart of an innocent child, seriously. The only reason this psychopath is alive is his elitist connections. Israel is World Trade Center 1 for organ trafficking. Those Zionists are pure evil.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:40 | Link to Comment thestarl
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Would'nt fucken surprise me,could he be some distant relation to that other lunatic Netanyahu?Those two are out of the same mold crazy as cut snakes.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:36 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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You've got to give credit to the makeup crew at Fox News. They did a good job of hiding Cheney's gills.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:33 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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del

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:34 | Link to Comment tarsubil
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Jeb vs Hillary would be the ultimate farce. If that comes down, I'm not voting. I'll go to the booth and use it like a bathroom.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:40 | Link to Comment aint no fortuna...
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I'll never vote for anyone in either of the political crime syndicates - just 2 sides of the same corrupt coin

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:19 | Link to Comment SimMaker
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Let LOGIC....set you free.

 

You ever taken part in an election where it was decided, by one vote? Me neither....

 

Waste of time.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:32 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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Voting is worse than a waste of time. Voting indicates your support of a corrupt system. We have to battle against years of indoctrination that tells us that voting is a right, a privilege, patriotic and other such nonsense.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:56 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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It is really hard to make an argument that not voting can be a legitimate, purposeful act. I've tried this: If one one believes that all the choices presented are evil, than choosing any of them voluntarily is evil.

That's the best I've been able to muster, and it's always met with the "lesser evil" counter argument. As long as we have "hope" that one evil is lesser, we keep choosing it.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:12 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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It's a hard argument to make to the uninitiated. I recognize that it's a lot to ask of Joe Six Pac... to consider that the false R vs. D divide is manufactured to keep people divided and in the dark. The "lesser of two evils" argument is grounded in the belief that what we are presented is actually real. "Man... both parties really suck" is not it at all. The illusion of both parties sucking is meant to give credence to each side's attack of the other. Both parties sucking is what keeps something like 60% of the people aligned with one side or the other. Both parties sucking then alienates most of the other 40%. But ALL of it is engineered to hide the truth: There is a monolithic force that governs this country. Not so much in the trivial day to day operations, but the real control.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Hard1
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Dick Cheney...what a Dick!...oh by the way, greetings to all you guys at NSA who are reading my comment.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 11:08 | Link to Comment prodigious_idea
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And that is exactly how our election process is working, if not designed to work.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:50 | Link to Comment Tom G
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You make it seem as though not voting would be the odd exception.

Voting in most cases, and arguably all cases in modern American history, has been participating in the Affentheater, giving credibility to a farce.

Certainly, a Clinton v Bush election in 2016 would be one of the more transparent demonstrations of this farce, Which is why it won't happen.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:32 | Link to Comment aint no fortuna...
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Gee, how did I ever miss THAT piece on Faux? Oh, perhaps because I have it on channel block?

Oh, btw, have you shot anymore of your frends in drunken hunting accidents lately dickya?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:32 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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Shhh! Hunting accident jokes automatically kick your NSA surveillance number up a notch. It's an old subroutine but they never got around to deleting it.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:34 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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ete

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:57 | Link to Comment sumo
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"Lizard-Man Cheney:  The face of evil reappears."

Reminds me of the old joke about how hard it was to find a heart donor for Cheney. The doctors tried a smoker's heart but Cheney's body rejected it - it wasn't black enough.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:28 | Link to Comment Chupacabra-322
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Don't forget, this Evil Criminal Prick is cousins with Evil Criminal Obama.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 12:08 | Link to Comment drdolittle
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Careful, or he'll shoot you in the face. Accidentally. And then make you apologize on TV.

He is Darth Vader with that ventricular assist device. Half man half machine all dark side.

OTOH if there is an EMP attack he's a goner. booyah!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:27 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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I thought that was Larry Summers...  Or is it Karl Rove??

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:26 | Link to Comment 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Officer arrest this man.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:25 | Link to Comment Ban KKiller
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Dick Cheney...war profiteer. I WILL piss on his grave as a show of disrespect.

Isn't he dead yet? Worst president ever....AWOL was a great puppet.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:28 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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+1 for....Worst president ever

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:46 | Link to Comment gatorengineer
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Sorry what we have now is worse.....

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:50 | Link to Comment Rusticus
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... only to those who believe there's a difference.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:57 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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I believe each new one is more worser.

How's that for non-partisan?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 14:30 | Link to Comment FeralSerf
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I don't see how it's possible to be "worser" than Cheney. I'm including Lincoln, Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot in the comparison with The Dick too.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Yeah - that's a hard hurdle to clear, all hyperbole aside. You have to look at aggregate adminstrations.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:44 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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No dammit....his ticker done didn't give out yet.....the MIC has installed some sort of robotic pumper in this piece of shit's body.....

Indeed.....once he is cold in the ground, I plan on visiting...and letting out a huge amount of liquid gold on the corpse of this fucking bastard.

 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:46 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Q:  Mr. Cheney, why did you avoid the Vietnam war draft numerous time?

A: "I had better things to do" -Cheney

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:50 | Link to Comment prains
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GW was so fucking dumb TPTB couldn't trust him not to toally fuck it all up so they had PURE evil ride shot gun and run the show from behind the scenes. He is the face of your true masters.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:23 | Link to Comment NorthernB
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Can't you come up with anything better than that DICK?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 11:30 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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He did his 'job' perfectly:  Deflect & Redirect the Argument from Gov's acts of treason to Snowden's 'betrayal'.

He who defines he Argument usually wins the debate.  Resist false arguments -- they are bait for an ADD audience.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:28 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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Dick Cheney in the White House cafeteria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw&feature=related

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:30 | Link to Comment Ban KKiller
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Yep. Good laugh for the morning...

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:40 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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Hard to believe I can laugh that hard from a Cheney post.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:24 | Link to Comment the not so migh...
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great they wheel out Cheney to defend Obama, 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:45 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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It's all about credibility......he's still pretty big with the baby boomers. Besides, they're really all on the same team.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:59 | Link to Comment Village-idiot
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Hey kid! I happen to be a baby-boomer. Don't lump us all together on this one!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:42 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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Dag nab those young whippersnapper Boomer-bashers!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:11 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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"Besides, they're really all on the same team."

 

fuck you, cunt.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:24 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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I really thought this asshole would be dead by now.............

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:27 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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He is!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:12 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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paging WBanzai7..........can we get Mt Rushmore with cheney, pol pot, stalin and mao?

 

 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:27 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Obama?

Snowden?

Old Yeller?

 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:36 | Link to Comment rum_runner
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Do not underestimate the power of the dark side of the force.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:26 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Hmmm...which liar to believe?

In the end it doesn't matter, don't fall for distractions from any quarter!  The bottom line is people are being spied on by their government, period.

Deal with that fact, leave the sideshow act for the puppets!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:22 | Link to Comment hoos bin pharteen
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It is highly unlikely Snowden chose Hong Kong by himself. 

While I am glad Snowden went public, and disagree with the neocons' and Dems' characterization of him as a "traitor," it is highly plausible Snowden was cultivated by the Chinese intelligence services.  A "spy" is someone who is persuaded to act against their government or company.  They are considered bottom of the ladder because they allow themselves to be turned.  The real James Bond types are called case officers, and it is their job to recruit spies.

The levers used are the usual human weaknesses - "MICE" - money, ideology, compromise, ego.  Snowden appears to be ideology driven.  I feel sorry for his plight - he won't do so well once the Chinese are through with him - but am glad he had the courage to speak up.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:27 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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MUST BE CHINESE!! NO AMERICAN WOULD SPY AND KILL AMERICANS!! SEND A DRONE UP HIS ASS!!

He's probably already dead....

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:15 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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Dick Cheney is TPTB version of Bernie Lomax (Weekend at Bernies). Just bring the dead guy out to try to keep the party going.

http://www.stumpedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Weekend-at-Bernies.jpeg

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:49 | Link to Comment JustObserving
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that the programs could have stopped 9/11 had they been in effect.

9/11 was an inside job.  Many in the FBI were aware of it coming but they were silenced:

revelations from a number of government personnel that strongly indicate official complicity in the attacks, such as that provided by (among others) Robert Wright and Colleen Rowley (both at the time of the FBI), as well as then-Counsel for the US House of Representatives David Schippers, who reports that a dozen FBI agents approached him five weeks before 9/11 with detailed and specific information regarding the impending terror attacks which, according to Schippers, the agents claimed they were being thwarted from preventing by superiors who’d threatened them with reprimand and prosecution under the National Security Act should they pursue their investigations further.

Dick Cheney ordered stand-down per testimony of Norman Mineta:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjR0gGXV-04


Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:29 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Dick is MIC insider/owner.  Hey Dick, if "NSA could have prevented 911", how come it didn't prevent Boston?  So obvious now that the MIC competitors are desparate for more business.  Fuck em.  Dick is still mad that his companies were not part of Boston.  That was a big (taxpayer-funded) paycheck.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:46 | Link to Comment negative rates
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You will never drill for oil on a city street.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:14 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Bullshit.  Fracking going on under many city streets already.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:28 | Link to Comment WillyGroper
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PIC also. Largest rate of incarceration on the planet. These parasites are insatiable. There's never enough.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Hongcha
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Dick doesn't look well, at all.  Are yOU feeling Ok, DIck?  Take a look at yoursELF in the mirror.   COuld be the ol' ticker EH Dick?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:30 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
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Get back in your hole Dick...

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:07 | Link to Comment Agent P
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That's what I keep telling my Dick...unfortunately, being married and all, the hole doesn't always cooperate.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:31 | Link to Comment RideTheWalrus
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He's just worried the Chinese know how to hack his robot-heart like the badies did in that episode of Homeland.

 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:35 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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The battery for Dicks artificial heart is probably made in China, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvCK-z2-kw

This guy is a literal zombie. He has no heart.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:31 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Darth Cheney. .evil incarnate

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:47 | Link to Comment timbo_em
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Hey, don't insult the Sith!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:32 | Link to Comment Kina
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I think it is widely known that Dick Cheney is one of the most despicable men on earth. He even makes Satan vomit.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:34 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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Dick Cheney is currently being accused of the very criminal acts Snowden exposed.  He is scared of prison.  Cheney should welcome prison.  He deserves to be hung as a traitor.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:33 | Link to Comment 123dobryden
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first reaction of every government on earth to these revelations: ENVY

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:34 | Link to Comment kito
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Even maggots won't touch his putrid body........

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:35 | Link to Comment ITrustMyGut
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the only thing I want to see regarding this traitor, cheney.. is his rotting corpse dangling from a noose on the National Mall...

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:35 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Takes one to know one, Dick.  Your Iraq project is keeping China in the low energy cost ballgame.  Asshole.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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The last statement finally generated an official response from China

No one knows how to get a war going better than Cheney.

And, when all else fails, you can always accidentally shoot someone in the face with your shotgum.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Freewheelin Franklin
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Put him back in his lair and barricade the entrance. Grendel is getting lonely.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:36 | Link to Comment wisefool
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Isn't he supposed to the finish the job finding those WMD in Iraq before he shoots his mouth off about stuff like this? Somebody needs to fire his manager.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:36 | Link to Comment Kina
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Meet Japense singles....so tempting to click on that side link. Do they all look like the come from AKB48??

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:41 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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Those are the ads you see if you have porn site cookies on your machine. 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:39 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Dick Cheney is a traitor to the USA.

He of 5 deferments, no bid HAL contracts, Nixon adminstration, warrantless wire tapping and torture cheney. 

If one looks at Cheney's actions one could only conclude that he actually may be the "terrorist". But very few look at what he did, only his narrative.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:47 | Link to Comment BeetleBailey
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..and his putrid daughter, who Foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Newsyboozy loves....that whacker Hannity licking her taint.....

...Good God these fucking parasites....

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:39 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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So if he is a Chinese spy, wouldn't the Chinese have already disappeared him because he outed himself???

I used to think the Colonel Flagg character in MASH was completely made up but I get the feeling that the govmint spy agencies are full of them.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:39 | Link to Comment Ban KKiller
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Gitmo, a sign of American freedom...09/11/01...a sign of American freedom..dick IS THE TRAITOR!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:40 | Link to Comment SimMaker
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Dick Cheney......"Hey, go to hell you asshole"......

 

Are you shitting me? He lives in hell and sits on a throne.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:40 | Link to Comment Shylockracy
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'Dick Cheney' sounds like a sexually transmited disease, but make no mistake: it is a feral cancer.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:43 | Link to Comment rustymason
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Dick Cheney of Iraq fame? He has nerve showing his mug in public again.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:43 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Delusional, despicable, demented, Dick Cheny - King of Cretins - he makes a piece of dogshit look good... REally Dick, trillions of dollars of high-tech radar and defensive equipment and jets that can fly at 1800+ mph couldn't stop some lumbering passenger jets in the air for 45 minutes and flown by amateur pilots but listening to cell phone conversations could have stopped them in their tracks, vaporized by Verizon?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:44 | Link to Comment sus sapientiae
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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/pardon-edward-snowden/Dp03vGYD

Count stands at 81k+  

You'd think the images of Cheney/McCain and Obama/Feinstein holding hands would shock more people than that...

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Ahh 911 the story that keeps on giving to the police state. I'm sure the conservatives feel much better about the NSA spying now that dickless put his seal of approval on it. It's funny how nobody asks the hard question about the NSA's failure in Boston, Sandy Hook, and more. I guess the NSA isn't very efficient at detecting false narratives.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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Cheney.

 

 

The biggest traitor the USA ever bred.

(Traitor to the constitution and >Bill of Rights, that is)

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:45 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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Cheney and Rumsfeld, Nixon and Ford. Always ready to protect the Truth from getting anywhere. The Prince is secure when nobody knows.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:46 | Link to Comment Sid James
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Mud sticks, eh Dick?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:46 | Link to Comment omi
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Been in China, definetely a free country. Nothing like the Prison States. Even Canada is starting to immitate the Prinson States like a retarded kid, but it's still annoying.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:48 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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Free eh? Did you protest in the streets against imprisonment of political dissenters while you were there? There are no free countries left, only those that pretend.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:47 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Like spy vs spy we got Americans vs Amerikans.... The Americans ain't going down without a fight Dicky boy and if they do you'll all be exposed for the hypocritical closet marxists you are in world's eyes losing all credibility to lead in the global community in the process when they all revolt against you types next.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:49 | Link to Comment Blazed
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Nice projection, Dick, given the most extensive spying and espionage against the US comes from your kosher masters.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:48 | Link to Comment Village-idiot
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Cheyney proves that the Republicans also support the actions of the Democrats over the NSA spying. Both parties are just as bad as each other.

 

And is he to complain about China's internet spying? The US does it too!

 What a bunch of hypocrites!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:07 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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The paradigm has shifted and has for a while now. Very few people seem to get it but now it is becoming harder and harder to hide. It isn't left vs right or democrat vs republican it is America vs Americka and if you are an Amerikan in comes down to left leaning Socialistic types who believe in the UssA and the right leaning Communistic types who believe in uSSa . Snowden is exposing the Fabians sheep in wolf clothing types (first they hid as Democrats and liberals, then moderate Socialists but are really nothing more than Communists with the common element of Marxism) who really believe in the uSSa like Obama and the Communistic types in the Republican party who we always suspected but are now opening their pie holes to defend a program that is illegal as per a FISC court ruling in 2011 and morally indefensible considering it is being used to spy on everyone outside the precept of 'National Security' and keeping people safe. Seems this program is not protect US from bad people but the Government from US.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:50 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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Hey China, please dump your US bond holdings on the market just to show that you mean business. 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:52 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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First, he is the ONE AND ONLY ANTI-CHRIST.

 

Worthless piece of carbon on earth.

 

DID THIS SNOOPING PREVENT THE BOSTON BOMBING?? FUCK NO!!!!

 

IT DOES NOT WORK. IT DIDNT PREVENT JACK SHIT.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:55 | Link to Comment Debugas
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it was never meant to prevent bombings. The purpose of those spying programs is to protect elite's businesses from competition

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 14:45 | Link to Comment FeralSerf
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And the purpose of the bombings is to protect the spying programs.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 11:34 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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"Worthless piece of carbon on earth."

And yet it is us who is wasting time, breath and energy on "worthless carbon".  No one else see the irony?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:55 | Link to Comment lindaamick
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Will this guy ever die?

Just goes to show you; if you have enough cash the medical industrial complex can keep you alive forever.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:02 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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THANK YOU! My lord, you are the only one who sees it like me!

 

Why cant his heart just stop? Let's pass a hat around...donations for his heart to stop.

 

He is PURE EVIL....100%....so fitting his bigot ass has a homosexual daughter! (poor girl.....)

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:55 | Link to Comment UncleFurker
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Who resucitated that fucker?

 

 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:55 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Is speaking from a FOX NEWS studio the same an interview from prison?

 

GO FUCK YOURSELF DICK CHENEY!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:56 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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Mabye it's me, and I am not a nerd really....but......

 

This whole NSA, spy games, war games IS LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS GETTING OFF ON DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

 

They, as well as the media, live in this fake world which is like an on-line game...BUT THEY THINK IT'S REAL....THEY GET OFF OF CLEARANCE, AND HOW WE ARE JUST ONE EMAIL AWAY FROM UNCOVERING THE BIGGEST TERRORIST ACT IN THE UNIVERSE...

 

THEY ACT LIKE THEY ARE IMPORTANT! LIKE IT'S LIFE AND DEATH FOR EVERYONE. Frankly, death is not a bad idea....IT BEATS PUTTIN UP WITH THIS SHIT....

 

mind games, war games....IT'S A VIRTUAL ON-LINE GAME THEY TAKE FOR REAL......

 

GO BACK TO YOUR WAR OF THE WORLDS GAME.....

 

NSA IS A JOKE....A BIG NERD JOKE WHEN THEY THINK THEY ARE ALL SO POWERFUL.....

 

Once im dead, what is next? oooohh...so scary!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:05 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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There's this guy living at the end of my street. He's like 95 years old already and he's not looking that good anymore....

I think he'll be next...

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Racer
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Look up the 'Stanford prison experiment' and you will see how these guys in charge at the NSA and elsewhere get off on imposing all these things on us

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:12 | Link to Comment bunnyswanson
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Our least possibility is we return to the original state of energy, the energy found in the universe, it would be a state of bliss, how we feel when we are in new love is how we should and could feel most of the time, save for the usual bumps in the road called our life.  The hell or heaven would be the moments when we are lucid and dying, as we leave this world, as alone as on arrival, we'll be accompanied by the memories we made while alive.

Or, God at a heavenly gate will open his loving arms to pull your sweet soul to his bosom, embrace you as he welcomes you to his unconditional kingdom of love and forgiveness.  Saved from the horror of realizing how much we regret, we are given a new place where everything is more than one can ask for, well worth dying for, worshippers who do nothing else but worship must think. 

Or there is nothing.  A big blank.  Dispersed energy.  Or it is held to earth with gravity and we are as this energy everywhere at the same time and absorbed into a human or any lifeform that requires a beating heart.

I just don't know.

We got off track somewhere.  Envy maybe. 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:56 | Link to Comment Racer
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This is akin to Bernanke's 'sub-prime is well contained' or 'we will not monetise the debt'

complete and utter lies!

And other idiotic remarks like Fools like Biden who say that the US has to spend more money to save from going bankrupt

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 10:46 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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"Bernanke's 'sub-prime is well contained'"

Bernanke Epic Failed to mark the well where sub-prime was contained, UNFIT TO DRINK.

 

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:59 | Link to Comment robertocarlos
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Chaney said Snowden was, (opps he's not dead yet), is a traitor to the rebel alliance. Which means the USA is the good guys even though some think they are the bad guys.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:03 | Link to Comment Racer
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How many people have the US killed unjustifiably.....

I think they have done more than enough to justify the label bad guys!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:21 | Link to Comment robertocarlos
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Opps, I got the whole Darth Vader, Star Wars, Rebel Alliance thing all wrong. But it's true that it's not easy to know which guys are the real bad guys.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 08:59 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Stop Cheney from murdering and killing any more people. Arrest him for war crimes, treason and 911.

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:00 | Link to Comment Racer
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And how come with all this spying they didn't prevent the Boston attack?

Ah but they allowed that so they could justify further spying, what's a few dead bodies to them when they can get even more secret laws passed!

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:00 | Link to Comment EmileLargo
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Why would the Chinese spy on political opponents of Obama?

Mon, 06/17/2013 - 09:04 | Link to Comment Seorse Gorog fr...
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NSA didn't stop the boston bombing.

 

PS. lol @ A fighter jet was scrambled yesterday when an airliner went incommunicado here. False alarm. Only tumbleweed was scrambled on 9/11

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