This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Bernanke Speaks, The Stock Market Squeaks, The 5 Year Shrieks

Tyler Durden's picture




 

Things are escalating quickly... with US Treasuries beginning to look a lot like JGBs: the 5Y soared +18bps to the highest since August 2011, the 10Y +13.5bps touches 2.32% widest since March 2012, 30Y +8bps, and credit markets are getting monkey-hammered. There is no joy in Newport Beachville.

5Y the worst!!

Credit majorly underperforming...

 

Nikkei surged (on JPY weakness) and has corrected (even as JPY remains at its lows)...

 

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:04 | 3672568 jaap
jaap's picture

Interest up, gold down? That is not logical!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:06 | 3672580 12ToothAssassin
12ToothAssassin's picture

unpossibly unlogical

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:07 | 3672593 transaccountin
transaccountin's picture

this fraud market should be down 6% like the jap market. just look at that 10 year fo fuks sake. lots of CONfidence

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:12 | 3672628 The Shootist
The Shootist's picture

The growth move turned out to be fear after-all...

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:17 | 3672657 transaccountin
transaccountin's picture

Check out HYG! Good lord.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:22 | 3672681 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

Neat... Sweet... Petite...

~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YFk4b6yeX4

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:24 | 3672693 negative rates
negative rates's picture

Sky is the limit on the 10 year.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:28 | 3672706 franzpick
franzpick's picture

BigBen has spoken, and now maybe Mr. Market is warming up to (finally) have the last word.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:29 | 3672719 ParkAveFlasher
ParkAveFlasher's picture

Last word = MMMmmmOOOOOoooAAAaaaAARrrrRRR

 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:40 | 3672752 Pinto Currency
Pinto Currency's picture

 

First move is to cash from bonds.

Now watch oil, gold, silver, commodities over next couple of weeks.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:44 | 3672767 fonzannoon
fonzannoon's picture

I'm seeing 2.35%!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:09 | 3672859 HardlyZero
HardlyZero's picture
10Y Treasury Yield Hits 15-Month High 2.35% As Fed Day Ends

http://blogs.barrons.com/incomeinvesting/2013/06/19/10y-treasury-yield-hits-15-month-high-2-35-as-fed-day-ends/

 

Short interest rate to da moon.

And tangibles with commodities probably will go up too.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:28 | 3672708 LawsofPhysics
LawsofPhysics's picture

If what you say is true, than that goes double for the cost of bread in fiat...

not good either way.

One does wonder if any "representatives" will actually return to Washington now.

But I digress, there are no markets for true price discovery...

there is only the Fed.

End the Fed, nothing changes otherwise.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:30 | 3672713 Divided States ...
Divided States of America's picture

The Bernank is twitching his head around the reporters like a groundhog peeking out of his hole wary for incoming predators. He wants no part of this. This guy is quivering and getting lambasted and we are supposed to think that the entire financial system depends on this asshole?? We are so FUCKED!

Wow, he stormed out of there like a dog with his tails between his legs.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:33 | 3672734 TruthInSunshine
TruthInSunshine's picture

He had to hurry up and leave in order to try and pin the tail on the ^TNX

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:42 | 3672762 U4 eee aaa
U4 eee aaa's picture

That is no way to treat the Emperor of the world

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:55 | 3672812 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

Well, it's a good thing then that he's only the Emperor's water-boy.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:11 | 3672890 HardlyZero
HardlyZero's picture

Must have been watching the charts on his teleprompter...and his handlers said EXIT STAGE LEFT !!!  NOW!  EJECT, EJECT, EJECT.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:31 | 3672683 TruthInSunshine
TruthInSunshine's picture

-

 

"Hello Mr. Chairman, Steve LIESman from cnBSc. Would like me to begin by stroking the base of your shaft or at the tip? Also, why won't you give me your home or cell number, when I know damn well that Hilsenrath has it?"

 

The tip, please. I'm many things  but always a gentlemen. You have to earn my number, Steve, and you're not nearly as useful a tool as Hilsy, though you are a tool.

 

"Good afternoon, Mr. Chairman, Jon Hilsenrath, Wall Street Journal. I called you at your home and we spoke on the phone late last night as you know. What 100% assurances can you give, without leaving a scintilla or shred of a doubt, that you'll continue to buy every fuckin' MBS under the sun, monetize U.S. deficit spending until your balance sheet literally explodes, leave NIRP in place forever, and exclusively focus on propping up the ridonkulous bubble equity markets with the entirety of your arsenal and every fiber of your being while exclusively & absolutely ignoring all other risks no matter how severe & devastating they are to the economic livelihood of 99.9999999999% of the American People?"

 

Please do not worry.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:25 | 3672698 negative rates
negative rates's picture

Too much foo and not enough eggs!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 19:05 | 3673530 Muddy1
Muddy1's picture

@transacountin,

I think you mean "rots of confidence" as in "rots of ruck"

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:07 | 3672587 Hippocratic Oaf
Hippocratic Oaf's picture

Interest is up and the stock mkt down, you only get mugged if you go downtown.

-Hank Jr.

Of course now there are plenty of places to get mugged!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:09 | 3672603 Village Smithy
Village Smithy's picture

A country boy can survive.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:08 | 3672876 robertocarlos
robertocarlos's picture

Costanza was only in NY city 24 hours and he lost all his clothes. He should have stayed at work for Tyson chicken.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:08 | 3672598 SeanJKerrigan
SeanJKerrigan's picture

10-year at 2.29.  Tower of Babel.

Anyone else think that Michael Bloomberg looks a lot like Julius Caesar?

In the last three plus years, central banks have had little choice but to do the unsustainable in order to sustain the unsustainable until others do the sustainable to restore sustainability.” - Mohamed El-Erian, Pimco

‘We will learn an enormous amount in a very short time, quite a bit in the medium term, and absolutely nothing in the long term. That would be the historical precedent.’ – Jeremy Grantham when asked if we would learn anything from the 2008 crash.

Other social or economic weaknesses which the modern eye discerns, but which contemporaries had not developed the concept to analyze, or which they simply overlooked, include the enormous differences of wealth, with overconsumption at one end of the scale, grinding poverty at the other, technical stagnation, no new markets, increasing taxation, a growing bureaucracy.” - Colin Wells, The Roman Empire (1984)

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:47 | 3672772 JPM Hater001
JPM Hater001's picture

That'll be cheap by tonight...

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:13 | 3672910 HardlyZero
HardlyZero's picture

Yes the 10-year achieved 2.35% at close today.  Hat tip to Fonz.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:14 | 3673124 James_Cole
James_Cole's picture

‘We will learn an enormous amount in a very short time, quite a bit in the medium term, and absolutely nothing in the long term. That would be the historical precedent.’ – Jeremy Grantham when asked if we would learn anything from the 2008 crash.

Yep.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:10 | 3672613 resurger
resurger's picture

The diiference is that there are no Johnny fives for gold.

 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:14 | 3672641 Debugas
Debugas's picture

it is logical - positive real interest rates mean i can sell gold and go for interest

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3672647 jaap
jaap's picture

In an interest rising market you got killed

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:19 | 3672672 Beam Me Up Scotty
Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Just because interest rates are rising doesn't mean gold is a bad investment.  Its all about REAL interest rates.  If inflation is running at 10% and you can only get an 8% return on your money, you aren't getting ahead.  Thats what happened in the late 70's early 80's.  Interest rates were sky high, and so was gold.  You want to lock yourself into a 2% ten year bond, if gold is appreciating 15% a year because of inflation?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:58 | 3672825 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Correct. And very important to remember; in the absense of a Real Interest Rate; that returns a Real Payment, after inflation; there is nothing to attract a sophisticated investor. And, we'll not see real interest rates for our lifetimes probably; certainly not until after the turmoil surrounding the "Reset" subsides. If you consider that WW11 was the turmoil surrounding the Reset of the German Mark; it might be quite a lot of "turmoil".

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:01 | 3672838 LawsofPhysics
LawsofPhysics's picture

Exactly, see my post above.  Even a 5 year bond paying 25% would be a bad investment if the price of bread in fiat is going up 400% per year.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:17 | 3672658 Midasking
Midasking's picture

Is the market finally going to take away the printing press?? http://tinyurl.com/mem7o7x

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:17 | 3672659 Village Smithy
Village Smithy's picture

It does make sense. The liquidity tap known as QE is being closed. Bernanke will be buying less of his own bonds so demand drops yield increases. Less QE means the inflationary worry is diminishing and with that the demand for gold as a hedge against inflation. Having said that, buying a little PM on the way down will pay off when the big cracks start to show. 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:23 | 3672688 tarsubil
tarsubil's picture

Wait, if Bernanke actually does that the whole thing begins to implode and he has to come back and print more. Like someone else said, he might as well print $850 billion a month and stop pretending he has any control over the situation.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:51 | 3672792 Ropingdown
Ropingdown's picture

Last night I dreamed it was 2023 and Bernanke was still there, giving these press conferences, describing the someday taper, and my yard was full of Chinese dudes.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:16 | 3672920 HardlyZero
HardlyZero's picture

BernanQE.   Someone on another ZH thread named the beast earlier today.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:13 | 3672905 Panafrican Funk...
Panafrican Funktron Robot's picture

The good news is, increasing UST yields won't obliterate the interest rate swaps derivatives bubble.  

Oh wait, it will. 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:17 | 3672661 nasdaq99
nasdaq99's picture

looks like he just blew up the yen

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:39 | 3672750 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

Just another round of political science.

"No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

 

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGO42gvCSPI

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:22 | 3672686 toadold
toadold's picture

Oh it is logical, scared money will move towhere it thinks it can get some payback in the form of interest.  So it will sell paper gold and in some cases the physical and buy bonds. But it may not be a real safe move to make though IMHO. "Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly."

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:28 | 3672710 Banksters
Banksters's picture

Go ahead and TAPER, MOTHERFUCKER.  

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:29 | 3672715 unwashedmass
unwashedmass's picture

yes but, they plan for this and fund JPM to keep gold in line. 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:33 | 3672733 franzpick
franzpick's picture

Gold is actually up $4 after the $12 dollar-denominated adjustment:

http://www.kitco.com/kitco-gold-index.html

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:53 | 3673303 Pareto
Pareto's picture

+1 thanks for reference.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:54 | 3672806 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

It's the question of why the interest is up. The interest on a bond traded in the after-market goes up as the sale price of the bond itself drops. the interest is not rising because of any improvement in the issuers ability to pay the interest, or anyone's belief that they will pay it; it's going up because more people are selling the bonds then buying them; that's how prices go down in markets. The Long Bond contract made new lows in price, (the price of the bond), today for the move; which is hardly an encouraging event for the remaining believers in Fiat Magic. For people beginning to experience a shift in perception as Kyle Bass notes, Gold could seem very desirable as you begin to turn in your promise paper from the Treasury.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:17 | 3672936 CheapBastard
CheapBastard's picture

Mortgage rates now hitting 5% apr at most banks around here....and that 's if you have perfect credit, a solid job and some juicy assets, preferably with that bank.

Otherwise you are looking closer to 7-8% even for "strong" professions like lawyers, doctors, and engineers.

House sales dead in the water...floating like a corpse, not even bobbing up and down anymore.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:04 | 3672569 DOT
DOT's picture

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:04 | 3672571 Pareto
Pareto's picture

the move is to cash and the fetal position

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:05 | 3672573 The Gooch
The Gooch's picture

All hail!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:06 | 3672579 fonzannoon
fonzannoon's picture

We figured out who gave the order.

It was Santelli all along!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3672609 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

Yeah, I think Rick gets to do a victory lap on this one.  Fed just reached the end of their credibility.  Still, the one thing that's caught a real bid today has been the dollar.  So go figure.

Also- you may not have to wait for the end of the month for your 2.35 prediction to be fulfilled.  You might get it by the end of the DAY.

UPDATE- now  2.32.  I'm not kidding, Fonz.  We could be at your number in the next 47 minutes at this rate.  By the way- I need a change of underwear.  I just soiled mine. 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:04 | 3672852 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

The dollar caught a bid today; it was kind of time for that; the FX markets move up and down in cycles; I was already short the Euro and the GBP. The basic idea is the dollar is the least ugly whore in a not very good whore house.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:12 | 3672610 CaptainSpaulding
CaptainSpaulding's picture

Cramer is going to arrange a meeting. In his territory

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:12 | 3672631 Cursive
Cursive's picture

@fonz

I keep responding to you too late in the threads to have a conversation.  Hope you are good, bro.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:13 | 3672640 fonzannoon
fonzannoon's picture

All the best to you Cursive. It's good to see the short end of the curve cropdust bernanke as he speaks, eh?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:19 | 3672671 Cursive
Cursive's picture

@fonz

I think that Elan (sp?) chick reporterette from WaPo just cropdusted his ass with that did Obama fire your ass question.  Oops, now this guy just asked him if Hilsenrath is the real power behind the throne.  Catsy!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:28 | 3672705 fonzannoon
fonzannoon's picture

She blew him up and then a follow up creamed him from some foreign guy. A lotta "UH" happening.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:41 | 3672756 Cursive
Cursive's picture

@fonz

LOL.  Steve Forbes just said Obama took Ben down Chicago-style in the Charlie Rose interview.

 

ETA:  First time watching CNBS for at least over a year now.  Half laughing, half nauseated.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:44 | 3672768 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

Gee, sounds like the wolves recognize a weak pack member, and are thus using the opportunity to regain street cred in the eyes of the sheeple.

He might just go full-Dwyer after all.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:06 | 3672862 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

The thirty years made new lows for the move too; and it's been quite a move; the long Bond has got monkey hammered apprx. as much as Silver in the last few months. With the difference, of course, that there's no one on the street buying physical treasury bonds.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:06 | 3672585 Boeing Boy
Boeing Boy's picture

Just bought a couple of sovs, cheers Mr Bernanke.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:09 | 3672588 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

The Bernank is losing control on his way out. Watching this interview it's like he has a monitor giving him the 10 year quote. His voice quivers more every time it drops. I expect him to jump up and say...Holy shit look at that 5 year!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:10 | 3672614 fonzannoon
fonzannoon's picture

I'm excited for the 3:30pm Hilsenrath leak where they announce QE5 to lower rates from todays 2PM meeting.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:13 | 3672638 The Shootist
The Shootist's picture

Holy shit, 10 yr not off the lows

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:16 | 3672653 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

I believe the word you are searching for is "plummet."

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:24 | 3672695 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

+1 lol

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:49 | 3672782 franzpick
franzpick's picture

5 year future going over the edge.  Kyle Bass, come in, calling Kyle...

http://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/us-5-yr-t-note-advanced-chart

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:57 | 3672823 franzpick
franzpick's picture

Or print the 10 year below, hold it upside down against a window, and see what message you get:

http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=$TNX&p=D&yr=2&mn=6&dy=0&id=p38022803650

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3672644 HardlyZero
HardlyZero's picture

Too bad Mel Brooks isn't doing impersonations any more.

Reminds me of the Governor role in Blazing Saddles...precious.

Does Ben have a secretary ?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:22 | 3672682 SheepDog-One
SheepDog-One's picture

We've got to save our phoney-baloney jobs boys!!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:33 | 3672727 ParkAveFlasher
ParkAveFlasher's picture

If you wonder why the comedy from the late 70s and early 80s was GOLDEN, it was because with inflation as it was, you REALLY needed something to laugh at.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:14 | 3672918 robertocarlos
robertocarlos's picture

Inflation in the 70s was 10% and I got 10% raises. Today I get 2% raises which is even better as long as I don't spend any money.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:06 | 3672589 catacl1sm
catacl1sm's picture

Geronimo!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:07 | 3672592 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

2.29 on the 10 year just a few minutes ago.

I think the Fed just ran out of credibility.  EVERYTHING is being sold.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:11 | 3672623 LostPolarBear
LostPolarBear's picture

Now at 2.33

 

 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:19 | 3672655 The Shootist
The Shootist's picture

"I'm surprised how BLASE everyone seems about them."

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:26 | 3672701 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

If you were in a Government Bond Fund you just lost 6% in the last hour.  That's unheard-of.  YEARS of interest, wiped away in an hour.  Hard to be blase about losses like that.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:32 | 3672728 SheepDog-One
SheepDog-One's picture

And add in the LEVERAGE too! 20% leverage and a 5% drop wipes you out!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:44 | 3672769 object_orient
object_orient's picture

No it doesn't

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:12 | 3672897 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Please call Pimco, asap; they need your sympathy and support.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:10 | 3672889 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Something like that; as Kyle Bass said, peoples perceptions are changing. He didn't "run out" of credibility yet; but this is hardly encouraging for the believers in Fiat Magic.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:14 | 3672907 KnightTakesKing
KnightTakesKing's picture

 I think the Fed just ran out of credibility.  EVERYTHING is being sold.

They just sold the Zero Hedge shirt off of Bernack's back!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:07 | 3672594 JenkinsLane
JenkinsLane's picture

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message QE Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

QE was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that QE would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

 

(With apologies to WH Auden. If you heard a faint whirring sound whilst

reading the above that was him spinning in his grave.)

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:16 | 3672596 gjp
gjp's picture

Horseshit all around.  As if anyone believes that a Yellen Fed will dial back on anything.  There is no 'restraint' button on the Fedometer.  It's pedal to the metal until it all comes apart.  Maybe it's now, maybe it isn't, but it will never be because the Fed removed the punch bowl.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:08 | 3672599 MichiganMilitiaMan
MichiganMilitiaMan's picture

Now is it Bernanke's turn to throw Obama under the bus?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:08 | 3672600 I Am Not a Copp...
I Am Not a Copper Top's picture

You don't honestly think we will close red,  DO YOU??

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:17 | 3672654 TheMayor
TheMayor's picture

Yes, BTFD is dead.

 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:14 | 3672912 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

I sold the S&P500 short last night @1644.5 basis Sept. So far; it's not doing me any harm.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:08 | 3672601 TalkToLind
TalkToLind's picture

Mission Accomplished!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:15 | 3672924 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

LOL. The image of that monkey brained fuck wad on the Carrier; what a joke this country has become.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:08 | 3672604 Cursive
Cursive's picture

BernanQE looks like a motherfucking train wreck.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:18 | 3672664 HardlyZero
HardlyZero's picture

This naming the beast has to show up in some mainstream press tomorrow.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:23 | 3672692 Cursive
Cursive's picture

@HardlyZero

Everytime BernanQE tries to defend the stock versus flow argument he looks like a preteen who has just found out that Santa Claus isn't real, but he's still got to keep parroting the party line to his little brother.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:29 | 3672717 negative rates
negative rates's picture

He's from Prinction, what more would you expect?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:16 | 3672932 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

LOL. something like that.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:09 | 3672605 Jason T
Jason T's picture

Cash bitchez.. it's where it's at.  

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:18 | 3672938 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

How do you deal with the constantly decreasing buying power of your "cash". Which is derived from a Chinese word for a Silver trading coin, by the way.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:52 | 3672615 carefreemanjoe
carefreemanjoe's picture

Why even say anything about whether you are going to taper or not. Just do it and tell the market after three months that we have been doing it. Amen!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:10 | 3672616 tecno242
tecno242's picture

Everyone will come to the same conclusion.  Much like the lady on CNBC of all places said this morning... and even Bill Gross would admit to..

why hold bonds now?  it would be idiotic... you'd have to move all your fixed income investments to cash right now .. for a couple years until rates normalize. 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:19 | 3672948 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

It's been idiotic for many years; which is proof, if need be, of the essential lack of original thinking amongst money managers. What are you talking about rates normalizing for? there aren't any rates that are going to "normalize". Who would pay the interest? Wake up please.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:12 | 3672626 DOT
DOT's picture

Absolutely no news other what has been telegraphed in advance.

Look-out for a snap back (it may be epic) supported by the full faithlessness and credit of the Fed.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:12 | 3672630 Oldwood
Oldwood's picture

This is all done for its "entertainment" value for the watchers and money making churn for the players.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3672637 sitenine
sitenine's picture

Just try to imagine what kind of blood bath we would have had if the FOMC (God) hinted at an actual tightening move? ROFL! We're all so fucked! If you're still in this 'market', you're either stupid, on drugs, or an HFT algorithm. 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3672643 Going Loco
Going Loco's picture

By the pricking of my thumbs something wicked this way comes. 

Is this the day that the whole world finally runs out of money?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3672645 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

They keep giving him a do over on the asset purchase question.  Okay Ben bonds are collapsing..please tell us about the asset purchase plan again.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:21 | 3672676 fonzannoon
fonzannoon's picture

But BEEEENNN...Inflation is to LOOOOWWWW.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:21 | 3672678 NoDebt
NoDebt's picture

Looks like somebody is pushing back some on the old "don't fight the Fed" meme.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:34 | 3672737 negative rates
negative rates's picture

Okay, when they asked me if they were inherited asset purchases, or behavioural asset purchases, we always said it was inherited because that what the scientist proved. But that was FATALITY flawed, it was really behavioural toxic assets that brought down the system and since you were a part of it, now it's time for the cover up. Or are you late to the party?  

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3672646 asscannon101
asscannon101's picture

Like I said before, this is not the Hindenburg Omen. This is the George Zimmer effect.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:23 | 3672680 HardlyZero
HardlyZero's picture

Zimmer speaks the truth, and the truth gets you out!

Aren't the interest rates rising on both Treasuries and Mortgages, and aren't $45B and $40B a month being purchased by the Fed ?  The market sees the Ben wiz behind the curtain ?  Market showing part of the truth ?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3672648 TheMayor
TheMayor's picture

Who cares, 95% in cash.

Cocktails!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:16 | 3672652 world_debt_slave
world_debt_slave's picture

The economy is so rosy that the Fed has to keep pumping to keep it from running away, yeah right.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:17 | 3672662 Schmuck Raker
Schmuck Raker's picture

Basically, they talked down T-Bond prices for a couple of weeks, but will continue to buy $85B of those + MBS.

So, they will now be soaking up even more "good collateral", by volume, causing more problems than before?

Have I got that about right?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:32 | 3672725 Cupid Stunt
Cupid Stunt's picture

+100 SR..now shafting their own asshole..........

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:32 | 3672731 Its Only Rock N Roll
Its Only Rock N Roll's picture

yes, the paradox of more QE which is EXTRACTING liquidity from the markets

 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:26 | 3672972 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Interesting observation; it must be true to some extent. What a tangled web we weave when first we set out to deceive.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:18 | 3672663 venturen
venturen's picture

Next FED ROBO buying! Market will go higher! Ben!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:19 | 3672668 Cupid Stunt
Cupid Stunt's picture

Time to give Abe US citizanship..............

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:21 | 3672677 Dr. Venkman
Dr. Venkman's picture

well that's settled. Now, off to war.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:21 | 3672679 Platypus
Platypus's picture

Remember when Cramer screamed " they don't know nothing!!" and the FED gave him a discont? Santelly thought that he could do the same this time LOL ! UNfortunately ( for him) the FED only listens to current and ex hedgefund managers!! Oh yes....and his video did not got the same level of attention as Cramer's did.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:22 | 3672685 They trynna cat...
They trynna catch me ridin dirty's picture

The timing is lining up perfectly for the S to HTF at the Trayvon Riots when the animals run wild.

Are you prepared?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:49 | 3672778 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

It's obvious that someone is tossing the entire Fed under the bus. All we need now is for the word "nuke" to emerge, and we'll be right back in the ole shock and awe days.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:22 | 3672687 Seasmoke
Seasmoke's picture

I always thought Gold would be the safe and correct place to be to avoid Bernanke and all lies and fuckups. Very frustrating to be right about Ben and still not be proved correct.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:36 | 3672743 negative rates
negative rates's picture

And you wanted the torch passed right away, SUCKER!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:50 | 3672788 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

"Something, something, irrational, something something, solvent."

Prices don't mean much when their true discovery mechanisms are destroyed.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:27 | 3672978 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Patientce, Chipmunk, patientce.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:22 | 3672690 SheepDog-One
SheepDog-One's picture

Stock indexes are very easy to manipulate....bonds...not so much. 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:23 | 3672691 Village Smithy
Village Smithy's picture

Mr. Slaughterer wherever you are, nice call earlier this afternoon. "Go short between the announcement and the press conference" or something like that I believe were your words. You nailed it.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:24 | 3672697 optimator
optimator's picture

POMO Express right on time!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:26 | 3672700 Unknown Poster
Unknown Poster's picture

Once the squid closes its hedges, the market can go higher.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:29 | 3672711 Dr. Engali
Dr. Engali's picture

Okay Ben...look at that 5 year...care to clear up the asset purchase plan again...for the fifteenth time?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:39 | 3672753 negative rates
negative rates's picture

NO, it's for the first time moron, you missed the boat and are now adrift at sea doomed to never be heard from again, well intelligently at least, you bloody fool!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:29 | 3672712 Nue
Nue's picture

The smart money bought stocks. The really smart money just arranged more gold delivery from JP Morgans vault.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:29 | 3672714 ebworthen
ebworthen's picture

BTFD!

Markets green before the close!

The FED will QE until the DOW is at 25,000, or higher!

The ends justify the means, and the ends and the means are infinitely fungible!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:57 | 3672795 ebworthen
ebworthen's picture

Did I forget the /sarc tag?

No one knows what in the hell is going on.

The FED says they will taper IF XYZ occurs - which they won't because X, Y, Z, or two of them, or all three won't occur - which means they will forever be gaming the open, the close, and the in-between of every asset class.

"Mr. Bernanke, what are you afraid of!?!?"

If the economy is improving, stop QE and raise rates.

INSANITY!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:35 | 3672729 Going Loco
Going Loco's picture

Will this be Bernanke's last press conference?

BTW gold is being Bernanked as I type.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:32 | 3672730 yogibear
yogibear's picture

The US is a much bigger version of Japan. Less productive and more explosive when it does blow.

US Fed is directing Japan's financial recklessness as well as it's own.

Those PhDs at the Fed need to stop experimenting. Put some fiscally responsible people in charge

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:34 | 3672739 jomama
jomama's picture

god damn metals are so cheap right now.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:37 | 3672747 Going Loco
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:37 | 3672744 Donlast
Donlast's picture

Dr Panbernankeglos is guiding the O'Bamana Republic. 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:38 | 3672751 Chappy
Chappy's picture

Anyone make any money trading this?  I broke even on nikei futures after being down 200 pts.  My oil short did well.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:39 | 3672754 MFLTucson
MFLTucson's picture

Why would Gold be down with more junk money printed?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:52 | 3672794 Going Loco
Going Loco's picture

Explained here

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:41 | 3672757 Donlast
Donlast's picture

Dr Pan-Bernanke-glos guides the O'Bamana Republic.  

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:41 | 3672758 Devotional
Devotional's picture

"put your air in the hands, this is a fuck up!" - that is how I feel about this market ... it's a dyslexic robbery.

 

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:41 | 3672759 razorthin
razorthin's picture

Emerging Markets.  Entropy, bichez!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 15:41 | 3672760 Gigantor
Gigantor's picture

It all comes down to (In my opinion,anyways) not what the Federal Reserve can and cannot do but what they have proven they can and cannot do. The history books are out the window now.

 

-They can buy bonds to temporarily bend the curve and lower overall rates.

-They can buy garbage MBS and such to flush banks with cash.

-Blow bubbles

 

What they cannot do:

-Create employment

-Cause actual, real improvement in the economy

-Increase demand.

I'm missing some, I know, but I'm pretty certain most on here know what the deal is.

In short, the Federal Reserve cannot do anything real, they can only improve the superficial. Nothing sustainable, nothing fundamental. That is the truth of the matter, so when The Fed says they will taper or not taper only when some random economic indicator gets to a certain number (U.E. at 6.5%) you know they can't really control that, the show must go on. They have tried everything and nothing has worked thus their forecasts are garbage just as they were during every single boom and every single bubble burst.

But I will tell you what, when bonds start to rise and buck about like a rodeo bull, you better believe control will be lost. With no more rounds in the magazine...what will the Fed do then?

All of this stuff is just distraction and window dressing. They won't taper because they have failed, they know the economy is a train-wreck and all they have done is dress it up. That is why they wont end the nonsense. They simply can't.

 

 

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!