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The Lack Of Pre-FOMC Fear Is Palpable

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While bond markets are selling off (in anticipation of 'Taper'?), and equity markets are flat; it seems the equity market hedgers are not afraid anymore. After rising notably last week, VIX futures are being hammered lower as we head into the big announcement. Profit-taking on vol curve steepeners or a picture of complacency?


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Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:42 | 3672114 Beam Me Up Scotty
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They got the early message....already.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:45 | 3672122 knukles
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Si...  Sneaky way to play a rally in stocks, like whoda thunk in the SEC to look at the VIX for insider trading, huh?
They can't even figure out HFT when it's gnawing on their jugular


I can't wait for the collective AARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:49 | 3672140 Say What Again
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hilsenrath: Hey Ben -- Have you heard of the VIX?

Ben:  Yes, my mother used to put that shit on my chest when I had a cold.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:50 | 3672151 SheepDog-One
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Combine the VIX with some of the 'tussin and that will cure anything!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:52 | 3672158 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Vix is probably Bens lube of choice when he is all alone in his office....

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:57 | 3672170 slotmouth
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Bernanke is Robo Trippin'.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:51 | 3672154 CClarity
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Bernanke Bounce, Tyson Tank, Geitner Gatcha, or Romner Romp/Ramp?

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:49 | 3672146 slaughterer
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Advice to all ZH brothers and the members of the Santelli army:


Wed, 06/19/2013 - 14:02 | 3672183 kralizec
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Include MW?


Trying to out-drama the Fed?


Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:55 | 3672150 ebworthen
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Yup, the big boys know already, but were told to wait until 1:59:59:45 Eastern to place their bets so it isn't too obvious.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:58 | 3672174 Say What Again
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Reminds me of a Top Gun quote;

Wolfman: [watching a video of planes being shot down] This gives me a hard on.

Hollywood: Don't tease me.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:45 | 3672120 SheepDog-One
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All is well! Nothing will ever go wrong again! Only question is how many % all markets will close up today after the good newses from Mt Olympus? Why even HAVE a 'volatility index' anymore when the only direction for everything is UP!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:51 | 3672121 slaughterer
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VIX just prepping for the big pop at 2:00pm.  The snitches did their job last night.  

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:45 | 3672127 101 years and c...
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could this be due to the roll in options?  today is vix opex.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:51 | 3672155 Say What Again
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Funny you should mention Op-Exp.

I find it interesting that the bernank chooses to announce the day before Op-Exp.  Yes -- I know it's "Friday," but the action is today and Thursday.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:59 | 3672176 kaa1016
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Big buying in July upside VIX calls today. Let's see what happens.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:46 | 3672128 slaughterer
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The press release will be bullish, the follow-up presser a BIG BUMMER.  Schizo volatility order of the day.  

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 14:03 | 3672167 Village Smithy
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IMO Bernanke will never be the man to impart discipline, that will be left to market forces. Until Japan erodes a little further its BTFD.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:47 | 3672134 SheepDog-One
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So what got leaked here, FOMC unleashed another $5 trillion QE today? WTF.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:55 | 3672165 fonzannoon
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Maybe nothing is going on because no one gives a shit.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 14:05 | 3672199 SheepDog-One
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Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:47 | 3672138 Professorlocknload
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  With bated breath, all await bull shit!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:48 | 3672139 Dr. Engali
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Ron Paul: if we are not careful gold can go to infinity:



Wed, 06/19/2013 - 14:08 | 3672225 greatbeard
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>> if we are not careful gold can go to infinity

I know in that scenario we'll all suffer big time, no matter how prepped you happen to be, and a lot of innocent people will be hurt very bad.  That being said, I have some desire to see that dollar collapse outcome.  It's  hard not to hate a dirty, rotten, corrupt system, even if it's your teams dirty, rotten corrupt system.  I know, as a resident of this land of big military and reserve currency, I personally have benefited greatly in material goods and opportunities because of what the powerful in this nation has done.  But, I still loath them and will cheer the end of this particular system.  The problem being, whoever is in charge of the next system, in whatever land assumes the new imperial master position, will be just as vicious and immoral and I'll be at the brunt of it.  So be it.  Sometimes it's good to be old.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:50 | 3672148 WhiteNight123129
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Buy a bit of Gold BITCHEZ and I hope you have covered some of your TREASURIES SHORT.

You will have a nice bear market rally on TSY and when that happens, short more TSYs....

The real bloodbath in bonds has not started yet.

This was just an opening Salvo on bonds that Barnanke, in his infinite conviction that he knows better will choose to ignore and repress.


Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:51 | 3672149 Tsar Pointless
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Please do not worry.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:52 | 3672156 IridiumRebel
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Did you know that FOMC actually means "FUCK OFF MR. CHAIRMAN"? True story.


Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:54 | 3672161 rubearish10
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This is gonna suck!

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:54 | 3672162 GMadScientist
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"So your asshole doesn't slam shut!"

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:56 | 3672166 TheMayor
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No problems at the beach.

Disconnecting now...


Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:57 | 3672169 youngman
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I am buying New Jersey and New York electric utilities....as when 1:55 pm hits and the HFT´s get the data early as they always do....the electric usage will jump to high heaven....and with the new demand meters on those computer warehouses...they will get charged spike charges...good for income...

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 14:03 | 3672187 fuu
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There went gold.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 14:04 | 3672197 Petrus Romanus
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Holy shit! The verdict is in; NO CHANGE TO CURRENT POLICY. What a shock! I can't believe it, I'm dumbfounded.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 14:10 | 3672241 venturen
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In  a surprise  Investments Banks annouce via their intermeditary  the FED, they will double the size of asset purchases as profits need to double.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:07 | 3672869 falak pema
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everything changes so nothing changes. Master of sleight of hand. Lol, and people fall for it.

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