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we got your rotation for you Right Here
spoiler: it's what the punchbowl is for
So let me get this straight. First Bernanke attacks poor fixed incomers by sinking their interest rates and then he goes after their principal.
Dude. That is brilliant!
And finally while prices are eroding, he'll convince Obie to declare a New Yawk City type moratorium.
"Nah, we didn't default, we just didn't pay."
Rotation?? I think it’s something more like elite, progressive, Ivy League reciprocating sawsall action …
http://www.chacha.com/topic/orgasm/news/did-a-professor-at-northwestern-...
I am now ashamed of my alma matta
Look what you have done to my self esteem!
I'd wondered where that saw got off to
They used a knockoff no-name recip saw for the latex thruster.
The least our Ivy League , Evanston, IL Academics should have done would be to use a genuine esteemed American brand of Chinese manufacture to accomplish the educational reaming.
I bet it wasn’t even variable speed.
Remember, economy is a function of value, not of price.
To create a new, more fair America, all must suffer, except for a few of course.
I am vexed,,
I guess maybe most folks are just not paying attention to the micros that comprise the macro and are just too involved with living the lives that they are allowed ..to pay attention to the stuff that is setting their children up for a Karel Capek-esque future.
Drones.. algo's.. viruses.. (of all types and for all purposes) .. robots.. connect the dots.
Tragic.
Don't worry. This is normal, given the fact that sir Bernanke is running THE global ponzi scheme (which is falling apart). But it will end. That's a FACT. EXPONENTIALS AT WORK will do the job. Check this out. http://www.stiftung-marktwirtschaft.com/wirtschaft/themen/generationenbilanz.htm
(1) For your information, Bernd Raffelhüschen & Stefan Moog are both connected to the Albert-Ludwigs-Universität in Freiburg and their analysis are considered to be highly reliable among policy makers.
(2) In summary...these guys use their model to estimate the implicit sovereign debt (or "hidden debt") of all EU countries. A much telling table shows you what the amount of outstanding sovereign debt will be within 40 years IF governments don't revise their spending policies.
(3) What does this tell now: In the table there's a column "consolidierungsbedarf". This number (5.3% for Belgium) is the percentage of GDP that this governement would have to save on spending in order to RETAIN the current sovereign debt level within 40 years (2012-2052). Of course, following conditions have to be met:
a) GDP remains the same
b) The total package of austherity has to remain implemented during a full course of 4 decades
c) Interest rates may not rise (cough..)
d) Tax revenue remains the same
e) They have to start cutting deficit NOW
Bringing Belgium back into the picture, current spending policy would guarantee the Belgian "debt to GDP" to have reached an astonishing 426% in 2052 (2012-2052).
everything's fine except Belgium is pretty much a non-country :)
Why does that remind me of Joe's Smirking Revenge, of peeing in the soup?
"After Tyler crawled out of the union offices, I went to see the manager of the Pressman Hotel.
I sat there, in the office of the manager of the Pressman Hotel.
I am Joe's Smirking Revenge.
The first thing the hotel manager said was I had three minutes. In the first thirty seconds, I told how I'd been peeing into soup, farting on creme brulees, sneezing on braised endive, and now I wanted the hotel to send me a check every
week equivalent to my average week's pay plus tips. In return, I wouldn't come to work anymore, and I wouldn't go to the newspapers or the public health people with a confused, tearful confession.
The headlines:
Troubled Waiter Admits Tainting Food.
Sure, I said, I might go to prison. They could hang me and yank my nuts off and drag me through the streets and flay my skin and burn me with lye, but the Pressman Hotel would always be known as the hotel where the richest people in the world ate pee."
-Fight Club ch.5(?)
LOL
Baha men: Who let the dogs out?
Bernanke: Me…The Great Rotator!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
Sit on my finger and rotate Bernanke! Oh, and fuck you of course.
LTER
I was going to post a similar remark, but you beat me to it. When we were kids there was a saying, "Perch and rotate" meaning sit on the middle finger and rotate. Don't know if it was a localism or if it was universal. Think that you knew similar means it was universal.
Slightly different expression but universal concept. And of course "fuck you Bernanke!" is universal thanks to his universal fucking of everyone who isn't a Rothschild or minion thereof.
Why just a finger and not a fist? I think the man deserves more for his efforts to date. LOL.
A guy could lose his arm that way.
How much effort has he been making to date? Are you saying this screwing he is giving to everyone is all because he can't get a date???
Fortunately for him, he has his own beard.
There was a young man from Nantucket
...uh, never mind.
I don't see a middle finger extended anywhere...(Of course you do, look closely)
Fuck you CNBS! And especially you, Maria Fartaroma!
Have I mentioned that every time I see her anymore I think of donuts?
There was a naive time when I said I would fuck her in a good way.
razor, I'm very delicate and easily confused. Does that mean you'd do sloppy seconds, now? Or am I missing something?
Just tell me there are no sloppy Joe's involved in this equation.
Cox fucked her pretty good this week when he said on Tuesday's closing bell the market would get hit on Wed. and she started arguing with the same 'no other options but equities' bullshit. She can't get it through her thick skull that cash is an option.
"Cox fucked her pretty good this week..."
priceless.
Thanks. That username is pretty priceless too. Dipped into a little Atlas Shrugged just yesterday. Seemed like a fitting end to week that was.
Just don't dip into that shit less than 45 minutes after you eat. And bring a reason preserver.
For me, cash is not an option. I do have a small bag of junk silver.
/lumpenproletariat
Cash won't be much of an option when they get through with the money market funds. Gee, I guess folks will have to spend their money. Couldn't that be the objective after all? Best way to create inflation that I know of. Not only do they want us to lose our wealth through inflation, they intend to drive us there under the lash. This is the weirdest shenanigans I've heard of yet, historically speaking. Not only are they intent upon full blown price inflation, they want to actually manage it, too! Have these people no sense of shame?
No
None
As in No Conscience
Nor seem to care
Sociopaths
I think you are on to something. They may be trying to force all the cash into "something" purchased. I heard a commentator yesterday suggest "buying anything tangible" such as home improvement, like new energy efficient stuff or a car or anything tangible. This may indeed be TPTB purpose in the current activity. Anything but gold or silver of course.
As for me, I BTFD. Don't forget ammo if you can find some, the best investment of the 21st century so far.
Just guessing, but from my manly experience,
I think he means, now she would have to be a double bagger.
You mean her?
Yup.
That's why horror movies don't scare me.
Man....
That is one unbecoming pic.
For some reason, I seem to remember her (about 3 centuries ago) as being a bit more presentable.
You know, these trannies just don't hold it together as they age.
Udder nonsense.
Nip it in the bud.
She was doable at one time, so you're forgiven.
POMO everyday this week?
They'd better get a hold of this shit real quick or it's gonna be monetizing everything that don't walk upright over the age of 18, FFS.
Turns out the " great rotation " is nothing more than the middle class getting spit roasted.
I now just feel sorry for the poor bastards who say to me,
"So Ribster, bet you feel pretty dumb for saying that people should buy gold, look at it, it's tanking, you and your idol Ron were wrong"
Poor bastards,
Tell 'em to buy the fucking dip.
and when it dips even further tellum to buy that one too.............
They're mostly govt economists or spinners, so they're not going to listen to me,
Which is a shame, coz I actually really like a couple of them, nice guys at heart, if you ignore the indoctrination,
It's irrelevant anyway, as you can't get any physical in Ireland,
And I mean none.
I just wish the fckn war would start, this limbo is fckn killin me,
It's so fckn boring,
Buying the dip might be a good plan, as long as it's THE dip and not just A dip.
Hey knuks, why is BTFD good for stocks, but not PM's? Just wondering.
P.S. Silver Eagles $28/40% premium over spot today, sheesh. I got rounds at $3 over.
I meant saying to BTFD to stock peckers as a sarcastic, cynical, evil way of rubbing it into their thick illogical blue pill matrix resident skulls.
I mean if they really believe everything's OK, then by all means buy the shit.
Now, I on the other hand believe that everything's not anywhere near fucking OK. In fact, it's a long goddamned way from even just marginally OK
It stinks.
And as I've suggested many other times, I'm not long stawks nor would I plan to get long stawks unless we get a liquidation event similar to the last biggie when we could bought the shit at less than cash value per share, etc., etc.,etc. Now, in the interests of full disclosure, I am not genetically adverse to owning common stawks. I have very successfully at times in the past (and been wrong big time, too) but right now is not a time to be taking big risk asset positions IM(NSVH)O. There have been times, might be times in the future, but Not Now.
I think that if somebody has powder dry, buying PMs somewhere here about could likely pay off. There's been one hell of a hit from $1,900. Is it the bottom? I dunno. I'm not that smart.
Bonds also are starting to look big time attractive.
Why?
Because the world economy sucks.
Politics world wide is highly divided. Fiscal policies are a mess. Graft and corruption abound, the rule of law is shot to hell, people are taking to the streets all over hell and high water, there's risks of expanding global conflicts, financial repression continues and so what's to happen?
The only thing the CB's can do is continue to ease, drive rates down and goose stawks. Gold longer term, should react positively
So, I'll take the bonds and gold, to hell with the stocks. I'm more like the sentiments professed by Mark Faber in his interview posted below in an older thread.
Have been and ain't seen any reformations to the system to make me think otherwise.
But I do suggest to tell all your neo-con and uber-liberal pals who think everything's OK or gonna be OK to (go fuck themselves because I'm tired of hearing their shit, by saying) BTFD
Well done, Knucks, but don't blow a gasket.
We need you for the main event;)
Oh I understand your sarcasm, no problemo on that.
That was just an actual question I have, because all you hear (or all I hear anyways) on the boob tube is BTFD when stocks go down, but when gold/silver do the same, PM holders get mocked for stacking up (of which I am one). It just smacks of hypocrisy to me and is another reason not to listen to talking heads.
I think the same. Not only are things not anywhere near ok, I just shake my head at how screwed up things are. I'm shocked at how much the deterioration seems to have accelerated.
2013 ASEs on special today only at $25.95 over at Aydin, and free shipping.
Hey thanks Rocky.
Not bad if you want one or two and use a credit card or paypal.
However, 20 is no buy compared to Provident:
20 ASEs using credit card [calculated at $24.98* $508.55 @ Provident vs. $519 @ Aydin. Both shipped.
However if you use personal check or MO at Provident it's $489.95 shipped for twenty.
* - there may be a 20 or over bonus discount - never used a CC @ Provident don't know
http://bullion.nwtmint.com/spot-price-charts.php
Buy direct from the cia at a great price.
Rotate everything into cash... just before "the big print".
Time to invest in Detroit real estate.
Blood in the streets... about right.
That's not blood, Missy. Oops. Yes it is! Sorry.
Sorry you got that on yer paws...
So do you think this is the big one, or are we just gonna do another roller coaster up/down and rip off a few more of the citizens?
What knoweth a lowly coon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMO72KRoL4Y
this is not funny but the words of a brave woman in the irish parliament.
talking about barry o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnJCvKA-oEU
While I agree (of course) with what she said,
And I'm glad that vid is getting some play in the US,
Please don't hold Clare up as a hero, she's a horrible socialist witch, an abortionista, and a total feminnazi,
The next day after she slammed the Child Killer in Chief, she was on radio screaming for abortion legalisation,
Lefties,
They don't do irony,
Funny.
Yeah, the great rotation into CASH.
Most people have seen this movie before; back in 2008.
No doubt, I sat there in stunned disbelief, that people would have everything locked away in a collapsing institution. Then I realized half of mine was...lol.
Not anymore ;-)
Yes, I recall you being there at that horror movie with me. This one will be worse according to the trailers.
They should have included a PM ETF's chart here too.
I'm waiting for the end of next week. I figure one tell would be if the Japanese started buying gold.
Need a chart of gold, too.
Great rotation out of illusory debt-fueled "prosperity" into a much-less-illusory debt-fueled serfdom.
[Raises hand]. Ahem... What you fail to understand, is that this particular Great Rotation is aimed all those dollar Bears, powers & currencies who seek to dethrone King Dollar.
All these people needed to get the clear message, that the USD is not the 'first' to fall, but the Last to be left standing. THAT is the real/intended message from NWO/TPTB.
Oh, and the message that the US + UK + 'fair-weather-friend-France' have in not letting Russia and China participate in a Commission to determine Syria's use of chemicals, is to say "Fuck You both". That is how brazen and arrogant the Club Fed have become, while using the DC politicians as their Front Men.