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No Tyler, thank you!
I am fully addicted to the internet because of ZH. Thank you! (I think. . .)
Thanks Tyler. A good site is one that can show you where you are wrong, reinforce your understanding when right and educate you along the way!! Thanks again!!
Thanks for the eye opening education Tyler !!!
"Its a Major Award!" Congrats, Tylers on a big-ass milestone! I'm hoisting a Foster's in your honor. Also, in quiet recognition of your significant achievement, I'm touching myself with one hand as I type this. Are we all OK with that?
As long as it's just one finger plugging your "Asscannon", we're fine with it.
Half of those hits were me. Sorry.
I hope Tyler is on top of his personal exit strategy and grooming many more.
A life-changing find it was in bookmarking ZH a thousand days ago. I am grateful to all involved, whoever you are, whereever you reside. Thank you TYLER!
When's the IPO?
It's been turned into an IPA, way more fun to drink
Painful as it's been, thanks for showing us how the world really works!
Bravo! It has been fun with much more coming soon.
Thanks ZH. I think I would have given up if you wonderful guys (and gals) weren't on the job.
Congrats, and thanks for providing the forum Tyler. Getting a billion pageviews is quite an accomplishment. Convincing the left and right that they're getting screwed by the same cabal: priceless.
Congrats to all of you Tylers!
Thank you for confirming what my generation has grown up knowing - We're fucked.
I would attempt to verify that 1 billion, however it would take 31 years, 251 days, 7 hours, 46 minutes, and 39 seconds to count that many page views.
Congratulation Tyler and all the ZH staff. As always, I'll trust your word on it!
What about the hanging chads?
Uh, I think those are Dubya's.
Congratulations for sure but I fear it could end up being bittersweet. I certainly hope not!
On the one hand ZH has provided real news and an awesome education for me personally (from contributor's and commentor's alike) in a way that never existed before which is an incredible achievement in and of itself. I hope the rewards from a personal satisfaction standpoint knowing you have created an original concept and established a loyal and devoted following makes all the hard work and long hours worth it for those involved.
My fear is that the increasing popularity and success doesn't end up being the very thing that causes it's demise. Just like a Walmart or an Apple etc... , the underdog startup being invented in the parents garage and is first lauded and held up as a beacon of creativity and entreprenurialism only to see the massive prosperity create jealousy and enemies and turn the original cheers into jeers and a need for many to find ways to knock it down a peg or two. I truly hope that does not come to pass.
Again ZH congratulations and thank you from the ultimate nobody!
"My fear is that the increasing popularity and success doesn't end up being the very thing that causes it's demise. Just like a Walmart or an Apple etc..."(and Huffpo)
The Bernank has pledged to print $1000 for each hit. And that's just this year!
Big fuckin' deal. Get back to work.
Just kidding. Congrats to the best site around.
and CNBC'S viewership is down 80%. well done!
YEAH! Way to go...MY MAIN MAN!!
Thank you for the knowledge and the laughs!
2/3 million eyeballs a day would be about the fourth most read daily in the usa. Sorta validates the saying "Build it (TELL it - THE TRUTH!) - and they will come. Muchos gracias for all your efforts, Tylers
good work, you are daily helping us, normal people without significant financial-economical-political experience, to start understand what IS REALLY going on around us.
You are doing the .... job (i do not dare to put it blantant statement here but you deserve it MUCH more thant bankers)
Thanks Tyler's.here in Ireland,the sheeple line up to lap the disgusting propaganda fed to them by the fuckers in power.i come here many times a day to refresh my sanity.i have tried to speak to others about our fucked up world,but as zhers know ,you get that look!you know it!that tin foil hat wearing,cynical,why hasn't his wife signed him into a loony bin look.
I know who I am and where I am.i don't judge or try to convince others.why should I! I might be wrong about the world.i sometimes hope I am.
I am grateful to ZH .
Although not directly related to finances, the 19 Day Miracle Recovery of Jeffrey Bauman should allay ANY uncertainties of the bogus mass media circus. This man, supposedly having two legs blown off just two and a half weeks prior, was vigorously waving a large pole mounted flag overhead while sitting upright, in a public arena. My doctor friend just laughed and said he would most definitely still be bedridden, tubes entering and exiting his body while still fighting for his life. And people call US crazy ...
Yeah, but he's 'BASTIN STRANG' remember?... lol
No noo, Thank you!
Thank you for having the best financial and sundries page on the WWW bar none
Your the best!
ZH for life! Or until they shut everything down..
ZH for life! Or until they shut everything down..
CNBC.. Take notice of the brand platform.. It's called dispensing truth. May wanna try that sometime.
and EURUSD still above parity.. LOL
Thx Tyler and commenters, I learned so much here!
I look forward to the next billion.
My list of allowed cookies.
You the MAN.
Yep goes with my coffee everyday
1 billion? Krugman LAUGHS at that number as it doesn't even register on the PhD-O-Meter.
Tusen tack from Sweden and muchas gracias from Mexico!
When I started reading ZH only thing I knew about world of finance was that something must be fukkedup, now I just know how useless my knowledge is, too insignificant to make any difference. But I still read everyday when possible.
Many thanks to all you tutors posting on comments, the assholes too, you funnyyy.
MDB must be Tylers alter ego, time stamps are fishy too many times.
It was me. I can recognize my click.
Well done Tylers.
Keep the truth coming. More converts every day.
Bravo Tylair! Isai mastoras.
Congratulation to Tyler and Zero Hedge. Keep the truth coming and don't let the "forces of evil" impose censorship on this great site.
Still love ZH though. Bitchez.
Far-out Mr. Durden.
Thanks for all you and ZeroHedge do!!
First! Jk.. i meant to say fuck you Bernanqe!
All kidding aside, this was my very first post ever. I am honored to have posted here in celebration of your 1,000,000,003 page view. Im not your everyday numbers guy that knows their shit, but I can say I've learned a helluva lot here thanks to the creators of this page and even more, the most awesomest commenters who have knowledge beyond any you see on my TV that hasnt had a cable wire going in in over 6 months. Thanks all....
Now I want to fight.jk....
Everybody can help get to 2 Billion Faster if we just all write;
On the boarders of every bill that passes thru your hands.
Regardless what Nationality the currency is...
Bravo, Standing Clapping, Great Job Tylers
Couldn't get thru my day without it.
Agreed. The ZeroHedge store should sell a stamp.
Can't imagine a day without my fix of ZH -
Thanks to Tylers and all commenters for your amazing stories !
Silver Bitchez . . .
Well done. Day after day. Thanks Tyler(s).
you gotta fight... .. ..for your right.. . ... ..to parrrtttyy...parrrtttyyyy
maaaaannn...livin at home is such a drag... ...
The amazing thing is that those are actually real genuine views, not just millions of Koreans pressing F5 on "Gangnam Style" all day every day.
Hey Ya'll You owe it to yourself to visit the store on the way out and show your support.
Buy a Hat. Think of it as your anniversary party hat. Or a Coffee Cup.
"BILLions and BILLions"
- Carl Sagan
quit my job in '08 and found tyler on seeking alpha, as i sat for hours on end with nothing to do but read, and identified tyler as the best contributor on SA and followed along when ZH blogged. soon after the year began in '09, i found another job with renewed enthusiasm from reading ZH and clearing my head of all the BS of msm. i continue to feel enriched and strive to improve clarity of thought from the post and most excellent comments i read every day. my job puts me in contact with many people and every once in a while a certain individual will meet my prerequisite for an introduction to ZH aka fight club. as i frequently say 'its only getting bigger and more satisfactory here at ZH, as we all know the truth is here and few other places.
Well deserved... thank you to all that ZH is and to all who make it so.
Half of those are HFTs looking for market clues.
Grats n all.
Congrats, thanks, and best wishes. Continue to learn a lot here regularly, may that continue well into the future.
ty zh, and to all who post here, i've learned much
At this rate we'll have to organize a meet-up for ZH posters. How about in Equador?
Shalom .... from all my Joos .... over at Mossad !
I hold all the TD's in very high regard. I miss some of the old posters, maybe the NSA got to them. I especially miss mayhem, marla, the swag is mostly gone -got some, the site crashing had certain frontier feeling to it, and now we have a nice balance between chaos, anarchy and the facts as they maybe presented.
And yes we are closer to 1984 than most of me will allow. And the movie I worry about coming true is Brazil, Fight Club you can fight. Brazil is death.
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school
I was thinking that I miss Marla too!
Hopefully this is unsustainable! :)
But...but...fringe blogs don't get those kinds of numbers. /sarc
CONGRATULATIONS ZH! YOU ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE!
Congrats to the Tylers.
Been on this site for over two years and I feel I learn
something new and important every day.
I'll be here when you hit two billion page views.
I'll know the site is a real success as soon as my office bans me from accessing it during work hours.
When's the BBQ? Central USA would be a good venue.
Good job ZH. Goes to show people want to tune into the Truth.
BaNZAai 7 antic posts not withstanding, they contain moar truth than the MSM's..
That BBQ would make a nice target for a drone strike...
Thanks TD's, and hat tip to all the regulars!
Thank you ZH for giving me & everyone else the most Zero Bullshit news source on the web.
A Billion.....thats nothing. Then when you think about it it is quite a lot. I am so confused.
I am going to post this a Billion times.
I finally recruited someone today... It was before I knew of this great news. What a great day!
a billion views
with no tits
Congrats, TD, but not even a minor dent in NSA storage.
If you build it, they will come! Thank you for the years of truth ZH. I wish Leo and the Madhedgefundtrader could be here for this.
Congratulations Tylers & ZH!
This site saved my sanity...it was and still is gratifying that there are like minded individuals here. A place to come for honesty, humor, and spirited debate. 1st thing in the morning, last thing before bed...reading the comments is like having an old fashioned bull seesion at the bar. I have learned so much here in more ways than one. Thanks ZH and all of the readers/commenters! May it continue for another billlion.
If I were an experienced fx/credit/hedger/algo trader, I would build a site like this and comment on everything that happens in the world and make the connections that ZH makes. Since I am not, thank you TDs for doing the legwork and putting cnbc/nsa fucktards to shame. You are one of the few conterbalances to the bullshit out there.
I predict a steep growth curve of these numbers, good luck.
Thank you, TylerD, et al.
PS - SpecialKudos to Banzai... and when I finally decide which print I ReallyReallyWant [that sounds so SpiceGirls, doesn't it?]... and that will be soon. VeryVerySoon. I'llJustDoIt.
Much appreciated, the pixels still looks great after all these years.
Well deserved. Best site on the 'net!
The switching cost from CNBC et al to ZH was zero, a no brainer: switch from hearing/reading garbage that didn't match WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY SEEING to reading the facts.
A. It's just them Ron Paul Hackers and their conspiracy theories.2. Someone gonna organize a Billion Bitchez March?Lastly. Congratulations.
Your one of a kind Tyler and without a doubt have the best financial site anywhere on the Net. Congrats on breaking the billion mark and maybe those other sites might take a page out of your play book. Rather than moderating comments that the other sites only want you to read, as many would say, the truth will set you free. Party on ZH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats Tyler and everyone who makes Zerohedge what it is.......which is simply essential.
No, thank YOU.
Thanks to you all, Tylers.
Had to log in to say: Thanks Tylers for bringing us the news that "slips" through the cracks and for the insightful analyses.
And thanks commentors, all of you (yes, even MDB), for the information and entertainment.
Quality is as quality does. :)
You the man.
Aw, shucks Tyler. Twern't nuthin'.
Dammit Tyler's! Since starting to frequent ZH, reading the articles and inspired commentary, occasionally offering opinions, I have wasted hours - days on this site. My life is wasting away, I neglect my duties. I avoid my chores. You have brought dissolution to my existence. Thank you. I must tell others.
Thank you, Tylers, and all the commenters. I've had an intuitive, not-quite-able-to-verbalize feeling that something ain't right with the world, since I was a little kid. You all spell it out, incisively, every damn day.
A toast to everyone here.
Agreed!since childhood this did not feel right.knowledge might not equal power,but it helps with not going insane
The air changed in 1973 for me. It was afterwards most noticeable moving in and out of the country as well. Disarray would be a word to describe it. Nonconfluent. It made me pay attention to the news and I began reading the paper at about age 13 on a nearly daily basis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Trade_Center (historical facts - controvery included)
Congratulations and fuckin' A!!
Thanks, ZH. Incalculable thanks. There's nowhere better.
Thanks to the extended community for all the shared info and opinions.
The best part about all this NSA apparatus is that now that they've built it and committed themselves to using it, they now must collect, store, read, and analyze every ZH article and comment! While ZH feels the love, let them all bask in the hate. Feel it, bitchez!
It's ok, NSA, we know the real reason for your snooping: you ran out of porn, and just wanted to do some crowd-sourcing.
A billion? Shit! I was thinking it was a pretty exclusive, elite group that hung out here - turns out there must be a lot of commoners checking in. Humph!
Who would of thought there were that many sheeple lookin' for the truth?
The Hedge provides us all with a nice ring-side seat to watch the whole charade unfold (and collapse).
ZH - The Internet version of The Restaurant at the End of the (Financial) Universe!
Great thanks to the Tylers, and to all the commentators in making this THE "daily multi-visit" site of our choice!
Bring on the Collapse Bitchezz - Popcorn and Tequila are on standby!!
(and greetings from VERY chilly Melbourne!!)
The Restaurant at the End of the (Financial) Universe
So which one of us is the cow that wants to be eaten? If it weren't for the blatant satire, I'd think MDB.
"I'll just have a drink of water. Thank you." ;-)
"Vegetables have feelings too"!!
Wow, "1 Billion" to Fight The Monster.
Awake, sleepers, obtain Freedom from the Matrix!
Congrats and thanks from Greece!
Congatulations on the success of this new model for journalism. You have an incredible staff.
Can you leverage page loads at 50:1?
the best always shines
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