A One Billionth Anniversary

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Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:40 | 3685031 Captain Clownshoes
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Last, Tricks!


All kidding aside, this was my very first post ever.  I am honored to have posted here in celebration of your 1,000,000,003 page view. Im not your everyday numbers guy that knows their shit, but I can say I've learned a helluva lot here thanks to the creators of this page and even more, the most awesomest commenters who have knowledge beyond any you see on my TV that hasnt had a cable wire going in in over 6 months. Thanks all....


Now I want to fight.jk....

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:43 | 3685035 samsara
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Everybody can help get to 2 Billion Faster if we just all write;


On the boarders of every bill that passes thru your hands.

Regardless what Nationality the currency is...

Bravo, Standing Clapping, Great Job Tylers

Couldn't get thru my day without it.

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 02:44 | 3685726 lewy14
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Agreed. The ZeroHedge store should sell a stamp.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:44 | 3685044 KingdomKum
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Can't imagine a day without my fix of ZH -


Thanks to Tylers and all commenters for your amazing stories  !





Silver Bitchez .  .  .

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:48 | 3685056 Dyhana
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Well done. Day after day. Thanks Tyler(s).

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:55 | 3685064 Cacete de Ouro
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you gotta fight...   ..   ..for your right..   . ...  ..to parrrtttyy...parrrtttyyyy



maaaaannn...livin at home is such a drag... ...

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:51 | 3685066 They trynna cat...
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The amazing thing is that those are actually real genuine views, not just millions of Koreans pressing F5 on "Gangnam Style" all day every day.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:54 | 3685071 samsara
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Hey Ya'll  You owe it to yourself to visit the store on the way out and show your support.

Buy a Hat.   Think of it as your anniversary party hat.   Or a Coffee Cup.


Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:56 | 3685079 Frank N. Beans
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"BILLions and BILLions"

- Carl Sagan


Sun, 06/23/2013 - 19:58 | 3685084 IMACOINNUT
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quit my job in '08 and found tyler on seeking alpha, as i sat for hours on end with nothing to do but read, and identified tyler as the best contributor on SA and followed along when ZH blogged. soon after the year began in '09, i found another job with renewed enthusiasm from reading ZH and clearing my head of all the BS of msm. i continue to feel enriched and strive to improve clarity of thought from the post and most excellent comments i read every day. my job puts me in contact with many people and every once in a while a certain individual will meet my prerequisite for an introduction to ZH aka fight club. as i frequently say 'its only getting bigger and more satisfactory here at ZH, as we all know the truth is here and few other places.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:01 | 3685087 Au Shucks
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Well deserved... thank you to all that ZH is and to all who make it so.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:05 | 3685099 Aurora Ex Machina
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Half of those are HFTs looking for market clues.


Grats n all.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:08 | 3685107 Jam Akin
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Congrats, thanks, and best wishes.  Continue to learn a lot here regularly, may that continue well into the future.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:11 | 3685115 Abi Normal
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ty zh, and to all who post here, i've learned much

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:23 | 3685138 zelator
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At this rate we'll have to organize a meet-up for ZH posters.  How about in Equador?

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:30 | 3685149 Monedas
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Shalom .... from all my Joos .... over at Mossad !

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:36 | 3685170 crzyhun
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I hold all the TD's in very high regard. I miss some of the old posters, maybe the NSA got to them. I especially miss mayhem, marla, the swag is mostly gone -got some, the site crashing had certain frontier feeling to it, and now we have a nice balance between chaos, anarchy and the facts as they maybe presented.

And yes we are closer to 1984 than most of me will allow. And the movie I worry about coming true is Brazil, Fight Club you can fight. Brazil is death. 

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 01:11 | 3685668 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

I was thinking that I miss Marla too!

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:40 | 3685182 howenlink
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Hopefully this is unsustainable!  :)

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 20:46 | 3685196 holdbuysell
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But...but...fringe blogs don't get those kinds of numbers. /sarc


Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:03 | 3685242 ALANBEEKMAN

Congrats to the Tylers.

Been on this site for over two years and I feel I learn

something new and important every day.

I'll be here when you hit two billion page views.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:07 | 3685250 NIETSNEREM
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I'll know the site is a real success as soon as my office bans me from accessing it during work hours.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:07 | 3685251 TriggerFinger
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Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:13 | 3685253 Money 4 Nothing
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When's the BBQ? Central USA would be a good venue. 


Good job ZH. Goes to show people want to tune into the Truth.

BaNZAai 7 antic posts not withstanding,  they contain moar truth than the MSM's..

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:46 | 3685349 Clever Name
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That BBQ would make a nice target for a drone strike...


Thanks TD's, and hat tip to all the regulars!

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:11 | 3685255 JFKFC
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Thank you ZH for giving me & everyone else the most Zero Bullshit news source on the web.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:12 | 3685260 SlipStitchPass
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A Billion.....thats nothing. Then when you think about it it is quite a lot. I am so confused.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:13 | 3685261 SlipStitchPass
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I am going to post this a Billion times.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:32 | 3685323 Cobra
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I finally recruited someone today... It was before I knew of this great news. What a great day!

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:34 | 3685327 mt paul
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a billion views

with no tits


that's impressive 

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:51 | 3685354 ThisIsBob
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Congrats, TD, but not even a minor dent in NSA storage.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:48 | 3685356 KIPPY KAPPSLOCK

If you build it, they will come!  Thank you for the years of truth ZH.  I wish Leo and the Madhedgefundtrader could be here for this. 

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 10:47 | 3685378 SillySalesmanQu...
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Congratulations Tylers & ZH!

This site saved my sanity...it was and still is gratifying that there are like minded individuals here. A place to come for honesty, humor, and spirited debate. 1st thing in the morning, last thing before bed...reading the comments is like having an old fashioned bull seesion at the bar. I have learned so much here in more ways than one. Thanks ZH and all of the readers/commenters! May it continue for another billlion.


Sun, 06/23/2013 - 22:06 | 3685396 tongue.stan
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If I were an experienced fx/credit/hedger/algo trader, I would build a site like this and comment on everything that happens in the world and make the connections that ZH makes. Since I am not, thank you TDs for doing the legwork and putting cnbc/nsa fucktards to shame. You are one of the few conterbalances to the bullshit out there.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 22:26 | 3685436 Not My Real Name
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Sun, 06/23/2013 - 22:43 | 3685468 Curt W
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I predict a steep growth curve of these numbers,  good luck.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 22:54 | 3685481 Híppos Purrós
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Thank you, TylerD, et al.


Sun, 06/23/2013 - 22:59 | 3685496 Híppos Purrós
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PS - SpecialKudos to Banzai... and when I finally decide which print I ReallyReallyWant [that sounds so SpiceGirls, doesn't it?]... and that will be soon. VeryVerySoon. I'llJustDoIt.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 22:59 | 3685494 freedogger
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Much appreciated, the pixels still looks great after all these years.  

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 23:08 | 3685506 John Law Lives
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Well deserved.  Best site on the 'net!

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 23:11 | 3685515 holdbuysell
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The switching cost from CNBC et al to ZH was zero, a no brainer: switch from hearing/reading garbage that didn't match WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY SEEING to reading the facts.


Sun, 06/23/2013 - 23:17 | 3685528 catch edge ghost
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A. It's just them Ron Paul Hackers and their conspiracy theories.
2. Someone gonna organize a Billion Bitchez March?
Lastly. Congratulations.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 23:17 | 3685529 goldstandard
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Your one of a kind Tyler and without a doubt have the best financial site anywhere on the Net. Congrats on breaking the billion mark and maybe those other sites might take a page out of your play book. Rather than moderating comments that the other sites only want you to read, as many would say, the truth will set you free. Party on ZH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 23:28 | 3685542 Jumbotron
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Congrats Tyler and everyone who makes Zerohedge what it is.......which is simply essential.

Sun, 06/23/2013 - 23:53 | 3685576 Real Estate Geek
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No, thank YOU.

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 00:31 | 3685625 newengland
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Thanks to you all, Tylers.

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 00:38 | 3685634 Adahy
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Had to log in to say:  Thanks Tylers for bringing us the news that "slips" through the cracks and for the insightful analyses.

And thanks commentors, all of you (yes, even MDB), for the information and entertainment.

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 00:41 | 3685638 Peter K
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Quality is as quality does. :)

You the man.

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 00:41 | 3685639 Manic by Proxy
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Aw, shucks Tyler. Twern't nuthin'.

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 00:49 | 3685644 Manic by Proxy
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Dammit Tyler's! Since starting to frequent ZH, reading the articles and inspired commentary, occasionally offering opinions, I have wasted hours - days on this site. My life is wasting away, I neglect my duties. I avoid my chores. You have brought dissolution to my existence. Thank you. I must tell others.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!