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And Now, In The Octagon We Have John Kerry Vs Vlad Putin
While John Kerry has only been in his role a few months and Russia seemingly happy to hold Edward Snowden for a while longer, it seems he has the hang of international diplomacy...
- *KERRY SAYS U.S. NOT LOOKING FOR 'CONFRONTATION' ON SNOWDEN CASE
- *KERRY SAYS RUSSIA SHOULD RESPECT RULE OF LAW ON SNOWDEN
So there we have it, add another 'threat' to the already brewing war-by-proxy in Syria; in one corner we have Vietnam war "veteran" (always ready to act 'swiftly'), in the other a Former KGB superspy who wrestles bears. Guess who wins.
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The Bear!
vs. The Horse! (of course, of course)
Please hold......you can wait in here.
Jon Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
rule of law?
since when does that apply?
isnt the constitution a law?
like that whole bill of rights thingy?
if i keep reading this shit i'm gonna punch my computer in the face
when they say it applies, of course.
Dudes and duddettes, nothing is as it seems. There are whole other reasons for these constant jet-seting meetings, like who is going to get what cut from which cartel, signatures on private treaties, choosing the next month's targets, getting orders in person from the cabal....shit like that. The pre-pared statementis the eye-wash.
OT, I wonder if John Kerry makes a good neigh-bore.
ori
Nay.
I wish Putin would respond by saying that Russia would respect our extradition request regarding Snoden the minute we extradite Cheny, Rumsfeld, Bush, et al. under the foreign warrants that have been issued for their respective arrests.
That would be priceless.
Soon they will start testing burgers in Europe for Kerry meat.
Top pic...
http://2164th.blogspot.com/2013/06/in-snowden-affair-paybacks-are-bitch.html
"Respect the Rule of Law"... shit. now i gotta clean my screen & keyboard of my coffee...
Putin - "We are own you"
In a real cage fight Vlad would make mince meat out of the pretender with three purple owies.
In the current flood of liquidity, tech and politics, Mr. Jengis may have an edge.
But in the eyes of longer history, a free-er market will likely prove to be the higher ground.
I was just perusing the headlines on the various news websites and was struck by this absurdity...
"Putin defies US request to return Snowden"
Since when was any sovereign nation supposed to "Obey" the US and especially an Admin caught redhanded spying on said nation.
DaddyO
a pic of kerry and putin...let me know if i need to tell u who is whom
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1133558/original.jpg
In race for bottom, there is no high ground.
putin, winner by tko in 1st round, via vulcan nerve pinch.
Putin, brass balls clanking, is send Mr. John Kerry walking with tail between leg.
I really want to know how does Putin keep from laughing in Kerry's face. Of course, if he has that kind of control with Obama, maybe it's simple, but this administration is run by Clarabelle the clown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIzB9KUCZRk
FORWARD SOVIET!
Hey... Putin really likes Kerry. Putin even took him duck hunting last time he was in Moscow. Kerry came back with 4 ducks and 3 Purple Hearts.
(bada-bing...)
Putin to Kerry: "Molon Labe" (or werdz to that effect, in Russian, of course)
And his nag of a wife always playing ketchup with the neigh-bours.
*KERRY SAYS RUSSIA SHOULD RESPECT RULE OF LAW ON SNOWDEN
Respect the rule of law!? Lets see here:
Illegal Wire Tapping
Bengazi
Fast & Furious
911
Torture
Rendition
Illegal Wars of aggression
MF Global
LIBOR
Arming, funding & training known terror groups via the CIA & State Dept.
Go figure, a criminal of the highest order telling another Soverign country what to do.
you forgot the pounding in the ass taken by GM Bondholders, gun control, the drug war, property taxes, and the IRS itself (scandals aside). We've no moral authority on The Rule of Law.
the law is, whatever they say it is.
christ if you think this shit is wierd now, just wait 20 years. every generation they makes subtle changes that become the new norm, with the previous generations fully realizing its bad. but by the time you realize it, you are old, and out of touch with anyone young enough to take action.
The irony is just breath-taking. Who would have picked Kerry as such a comedian?
"John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his 'Meet the Press' interview for a total cost of $1,000. That's $1,000 for a haircut, which sounds like a lot, but have you seen the size of Kerry's head?" —Jay Leno
(Results may vary.)
LOL! John Kerry - what a joke. Kennedy wannbe and bagel boy. Kerry was against the Vietnam War but wants to start one with Russia. Putin must be laughing his arse off.
Me too Freddie. I can't look at that haughty asshole without wanting to smack the crap out of him but I'd probably just vomit all over him if I got close enough to do it. I'm a flag waving Russian woman today.
Miffed;-)
The House of Rothschild?
The house always wins!
A Rothschild never pay it's debts.
Maybe Putin can beat the ugly out of Kerry, although that is an impossible task.
I wouldnt want to go up against a guy that shares a name with Dracula either.
A Rothschild never HAS debt. It's impossible since they are the source point of all debt.
for sale: right handed ring collection.
gold, gems, rare stones. reply w/raven @ jamie lanister, prosthetic research department, castererly rock, westerlands, westeros.
The shits printed that way so you do punch the screen...sales ensue, economy increases...
Paulie K, is that you? Never miss an opportunity to get the economy going, eh?
DaddyO
rule of law?
Yes: The process of quoting statutes to get around the constitution.
John Kerry walks into a bar and gets his face smashed In for his pompous ass attitude.
I'd pay to see that!
"im an in-tel-lectual, you're a stupid dumb ass..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Q-sRdV7SY
Kerry walks into a bar
"Hey, we don't serve horses. Where is your owner?"
Wiiiiiilllllbur
Saw Kerry on the tv this morning, guy looks like a beaten down rented mule.
This is the best we have???
Let's send Inhofe, just for the hilarity that ensues.
and that douche bag pelosi
Or Hank Johnson, the guy who was worried that Guam would tip over. He is totally underutilitized, at least from a comedic perspective.
With a cast of 535. it's often hard to find time in the limelight for all our players.
No, Maxine "I marched [for abortion rights] because my mother couldn't have one" Waters is the best; a perfect representative of the New America (but Guam tipping over is good too).
Maxine "I marched [for abortion rights] because my mother couldn't have one" Waters...
..what a pity... the world would have been better off without Maxine.
exactly....Waters is a cunt....plain and simple....
When the US Capitol Building was commissioned it was to be "the house for the people", 200 year later the Capitol building has fallen and is now referred to as "The Great Whore House", where its occupients sell out the freedom, liberty and Justice for a (F)Buck!
Beggars can't be choosers when you can't get a job in Hollywood.
out
Politics, 21st century...few are in office that are qualified...
And when I get home I'm gonna Swift Boat him,
Putin to Kerry
"hey.. whats with the long face"
When it's all over, Putin will still be president of Mother Russia and Kerry will be served somewhere in the EU food chain...goes great with ketchup...Hunt's brand, of course.
WILLLLLLL....ber!
Lantern jawed Kerry is a Bilderbooger, Trilateral, Skull and Boner, Elitist prick.....
Married to money.....totally out of touch...coddled by his taint licking subordinates....
Him as SecState is akin to douchebag used for basting turkeys.....asinine at best.....down right stupid on the other...
But the fucker is connected...bought...paid for....a shill.....a sell out....
The fuck....
Also, John Kerry is a.k.a. John Kohn, Jewish, but claims he forgot
Family took the Irish-sounding name 'Kerry' helpful to political success in Irish-heavy Boston USA
« ... And what did we recently discover; why Kerry is Jewish on his father's side. Kerry was Kohn. Somehow, he forgot the fact that his grandparents were prominent Jewish business people in Prague and that his father is 100% Jewish. Ask yourself, do you know anyone who doesn't know his father's religious background ... »
- Radical Israeli journalist Barry Chamish (who has exposed numerous crimes of the Israeli regime, like the Israeli gov't role in killing Israeli Prime Minister Rabin)
Kerry is, for the lack of a better word, a pussy
Yeah, just like we did with Jon Corzine
John Kerry demanding Russia respect the rule of law is about on par with Jack the Ripper advising copycats to practice good hygeine while throat slashing prostitutes.
"Sometimes you eat the bear and sometime the bear eats you"
It shouldn't be about Snowden, it is now a red herring. I thank him for his efforts and sacrifice.
I'd like to launch a class action lawsuit against the NSA, FBI and CIA for copyright infringement and theft of private materials. Reason for this. I am a programmer and send code back and forth to my clients in .zip format using gmail and Yahoo mail.
I did not know some spook would have it in their posession.
Any lawyers out there who are willing to make a buck by taking this thing on?
If the justice system will allow criminal behavior without consequence, maybe a huge loss on a lawsuit may shake things up.
I make all my big money drops using a cellophane bag and twist tie; do you think I should beef up my security?
Yes, you should use a nontransparent bag, maybe a jute bag or sumpin' like that.
But put a big $ on the front so I don't mix it up with my other jute bags. Gotcha. :p
If you use glow in the dark paint, it is easier to see the $ on the bag in the dark. Also, if you add a mess of quarters to the bag, it will "clink" when you move it or set it down.
If one is led to believe that the transport mechanism is fairly secure, why beef up security?
If no one is around for fifty miles, why not use a cellphane bag and twist tie. If you know you are being watched, you wouldn't make a money drop period.
I think you have all the makings of a new reality show.
Cherry picker, your own statement shows the absurd contradiction of the idea of a 'class action lawsuit', as you write -
« If the justice system will allow criminal behavior without consequence, maybe a huge loss on a lawsuit may shake things up »
Sheesh ... you say the justice system and the bribed US judges are crooked ... but yet you expect honest judges somewhere to not dismiss a class action lawsuit ?
Ha ! ... It is funny, Americans digest nearly every kind of corruption ... but they still think lawsuits and courts in the US are like in Hollywood movies
When US federal courts now have a higher conviction rate than Nazi Germany
Where US judges are shot dead after ruling against the government (Federal Judge John Roll 2011)
When any lawyer filing against corrupt judges gets disbarred, even jailed (Richard Fine in LA, many others)
When nearly all US class action lawsuits without political backing are dismissed
When people get put to death in the US with their Appeals unanswered
When Google Inc has become a partner of bribed judges, erasing court filings and websites on bribed judges from search results
... So the meme never goes away
Americans still think their courts are like Hollywood movies ... they see the Congress, the President, the Regulators all corrupt
But they think wasting money on a lawsuit before judges installed by US oligarch families ... they think it's just like in the movies, ha !
I don't suppose any of these whiners ever actually read the Terms of Service when they signed up to have an apparently fundamental aspect of their business provided as a free service by others?
Americans who assumed some level of privacy when we've been spying on our own since at least J. Edgar Hoover? Laughably naive and any jury that made it past selection would know it.
If one is lead to believe hookers are virgins, one still gets the clap. "Fairly secure" is like "a little bit pregnant", ask Booz Allen. ;)
If you're really a programmer, then you should know enough to implement strong public key crypto between your clients and yourself.
Wasnt it Shakespeare that had a suggestion regarding lawyers?
Henry VI (Part 2).
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
This is a good one (lawyer joke).
Yeah, it went like this: Neither a lender nor a borrower nor a lawyer be...
Hey, a large enough settlement could bankrupt the USSA Twice!
Where did Hilary go? She must be off on some domestic box licking expedition...
i believe that task has been undertaken by a reporter from rolling stone magazine. i think his name is michael hastings. get in touch with him and he will tell you about the class action law suit.
right, I'll just make sure to ask the operator to connect me to the room next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Ha, what hypocricy. Respect the rule of law? What does the US rule of law, the US constitution, say about privacy again? Fuck you Kerry.
Yeah, him and Jane Fonda
Kerry and Hanoi Jane. What a pair. Kerry is a whore for special interest and lobbyist.
Not here to defend "Hanoi Jane", but do you actually think her 'crime' of naively going to N. Vietnam and letting herself be photographed on a anti-aircraft battery is IN ANY WAY COMPARABLE TO THE MASS KILLING OF SEVERAL MILLION VIETNAMESE AND THE DEFOLIATION OF THEIR COUNTRY WITH CANCER AND BIRTH DEFECT CAUSING AGENT ORANGE?
Supposedly there is more to her trip to the Hanoi Hilton that was more than a photo-op.
So we have the FACT of mass death vs. "SUPPOSEDLY" other motives.
Thanks for making my point.
There is an unspoken line that commonly separates "us" from "them". Jane Fonda was doing her best to look like a "them". Jane Fonda will always be known as a sell out and a traitor to her people.
Should there have been a war against an idea (communism). Probably not. How about a war on any other ideas, like drugs, poverty, or terrorism? Again, probably not.
Snowden will be thought of as a Rosenberg. Hanoi Jane's crime was merely being an enemy sympathizer.
Right or wrong on vietnam, only a cunt would would do what she did when american soldiers were dying in the field.
i would gladly spend the night in jail for the opportunity to slap her face.
Yes, I get your point, but the trap is that when 'we' put soldiers in the field everywhere (which we've nearly achieved). Sean Penn -- I know, I know -- went to Iraq ahead of the '03 invasion not to support Saddam but to humanize the Iraqi populace. It didn't work, unfortunately.
then what's your crime, thinking these people who had nothing against you were the enemy, and supporting their death? Why are they the enemy, because your elite bankster-masters like Kissinger (of that era) said so?
really? Is your IQ negative?
A close friend of mine was a war hero over there. He was in search and destroy and exposed to agent orange. It took him five years to die from ALS, a disease which has a higher concentration of victims to those who have been exposed to agent orange.
They gave him military honors at his funeral. What a joke.
a disease which has a higher concentration of victims to those who have been exposed to agent orange.
Yes, and now in desert storm ALS is a disease which has a higher concentration of victims to those who have been exposed to depleted uranium. Hundreds of thousands.
Reminds me of that old Bugs Bunny cartoon where he was being chased and wrestling with the hillbillies in the Ozarks. Chaos, pure unadulterated chaos.
G-Rated interp of Deliverance.
Here's the best part of Bugs Bunny clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkiJDw1Kung
Enjoy
Ah, the motions and BS we're expected to accept as "important" "reality"
How far we've fallen to where the rest of the world just call BS on us anymore.
Sometimes I think I roll with it more aptly due to using cartoons as a baseline for reality.
Once you realize your just watching a show, it's much less frightening. ;)
Thanks for that.
Bugs Bunny for President!
This entire Obama white house is a giant Bugs Bunny cartoon.
This from a Disney cartoon. If you are calling that kettle...I believe.
Elmer Fudd - Joe Biden
if thats the case....
when is captain kangaroo going to step up to the mic and demand they remove the violence from the cartoons?
gunna git me some snowdens
do-seeeee-DO!
I hate to say this, but behind the scenes a certain person or persons will be paid handsomely to turn Snowden over to the US authorities. That's how the USSA rolls.
He's in Moscow, not in Detroit.
"*KERRY SAYS RUSSIA SHOULD RESPECT RULE OF LAW ON SNOWDEN"
That's rich.
"PUTIN SAYS HE NEVER KNEW KERRY WAS SUCH A FUNNY GUY"
Snowden for President
Of the Hair Club for REAL Men
Of Russia?
Holy fuck! A dumb comment gets 11 upvotes? ZH goes HuffPo.... :/
You appear jealous..for up arrows, on a blog?
Seriously?
I'm actually trawling for downvotes ... by highlighting the abject stupidity of those now commenting on this formerly excellent blog and the even greater number of brain-dead zombies who happen to agree with them. Your joining them is duly noted.
I think you are missing the sarcasm, like my Putin-Paul contest posted above.
When there is this much insanity, you have to cut loose.
Carry on.
Kerry would win hands down in a contest to pass off as a horse. Or marrying for money - unless that rhythmic gymnast has untold billions.
I dunno who Vlad married, but he's been fucking Russia out of billions for years.
They just divorced ...
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2013/06/the-putin-divorce...
I'm sorry I know I shouldn't get caught up in the msm circus around Snowden, but this global soap opera is almost as entertaining as the slow train wreck of our financial system collapsing in front of our eyes.
It's ok, as long as you realize you are at the circus.
Snowden enigma:
The person that got hired by NSA and given top level clearance?
The person that is a 20 something, video game playing, self absorbed slacker?
The person that was a triple agent for USSA, USSR, and PROC?
The person that intentionally got hired to become a whistleblower?
The traitor that is divulging secrets that risk the lives of every American?
The worker that didn't have access to all that much stuff?
"The traitor that is divulging secrets that risk the lives of every American?"
Oh fuck right off with that bullshit.
Yes, the story does seem to have a bit of oddities populating it, no?
So the question becomes was this all part of a disinformation campaign? With a distraction for other more important events?
Lemme see here...
National Security , leaks, running from authorities, mysteries, sedition and traitorous acts (sic)...
Oh yea, a clear and present need to chip everybody, restrict travel and seriously enforce new and improved draconian curtailments of your freedoms for your own good... like another step in the olde Fabian Process toward Martial Law
Nah... they wouldn't do that now, would they.
Further, if such listening and observation capabilities do exist, they are MOST effective when everybody is aware of such...
YOU WILL GET CAUGHT
Don't even think about it (LOL)
heres the thing.
all that satellite imagery they have....and not enough people to analyze it. its the same way with all this data. oh yea, its there, but a real time monitoring system that covers everyone at all times, is just ludicrous. not even at the quantum computing level. with the country being de-industrillized with every new trade partnership that is signed, homeland security will soon be the largest private employer in the country, aimed at the sole purpose of maintaining the critical infrastructure required to maintain the war effort.
the populous is officially a burden and a threat to tptb. they just dont have the manpower to control every city block. they look bigger with 4-5 vehicles and a nice photo op in a larger metropolitan area though. i really, really hate to think what will happen if we see brazil or turkey style riots here. IF thats even possible anymore, at least without a lopsided court ruling. christ, nobody stood up for wesley snipes...
since im ranting and trailing off...did anyone in boston try to file suit over being forced, at gunpoint, out of their homes? i couldnt find a single article talking about it.
"oh yea, its there, but a real time monitoring system that covers everyone at all times, is just ludicrous. not even at the quantum computing level. "
It's less active than many large-scale video games. Not nearly as challenging as you propose.
"homeland security will soon be the largest private employer in the country"
It's not a private employer. It's government. The non-government agency pretending to be a government agency is the Federal Reserve.
"they just dont have the manpower to control every city block"
They do. #1 cut off food #2 cut off water #3 cut off ammunition #4 be ready to deploy tear gas & if needed, nerve gas. EASY as pie.
It's Where's Waldo crossed with James Bond crossed with Rat Race.
Seriously, this either is a good seed for a sit-com or a massive multiplayer online game.
Everyone in the Obama adminstration is an ass wipe.
No one respects the U.S anymore.
You just figured that out?
No, just feels good venting sometimes.
Our country is a such a shame.
Only some of us have felt that way since the 60s.
I'm late to the party, but I totally understand it now.
oldest trick in the book. the Romans held the games to vent the frustrations of the populous. the same holds true today. look how highly the usa places pro athletes in regards to the rest of society. if people couldnt yell and scream, vent their pent up frustrations on the opposing team, those feelings and emotions would be vetted on the ruling establishment. its a controlled pressure release. the voting booth replaced the gallows. no need for swords anymore, as there is no consequences for acting against the will of the people.
God, why should they?
The whole outfit is a bunch of fucking pricks.
I am actually ashamed. On my next trip I am goin to be a Canadian.
I am starting a new business next week, where you can get a removeable cover for your pp. Until you hit customs and have to remove it, you can choose from a number of nations to pose as a citizen of.
"Uh, no, buddy- look: it's an Australian pp."
Rule of law? Wtf is that? I thought that was just for the little people.
That's probably just what Kerry meant, as an insult to Putin.
"who wrestles bears." Don't forget also single handedly puts out forest fires.
Who do we have??
Buhwheat, the golf club swinging community organizer who couldn't organize a two car funeral. LOL!!
"I've got the drones ready, where are those two cars?" - 19th hole
Nations engage in extradition of suspected criminals from one nation to another nation UNDER THE RULE OF LAW but apparently one nation thinks it can engage in the breaching of the privacy of EVERYONE in EVERY nation OUTSIDE THE RULE OF LAW.
yea, its like a child, attempting to be a parent. do as i say, not as i do.
Draft dodger Kerry vs KGB Putin. This could get ugly.
Not nearly as ugly as what greenwald did to gregory. nothing like being shown and called out as a hack journalist on your own show.
The US government has become so corrupt it's hard to tell which country is worse anymore.
Obama backs terrorist rebels to support the US agenda and does drug deal rather than staying out of these affairs.
RT post news our pro-Obama admin media will not release.
No wonder so many people in the US no longer trust their own government anymore. This is not the government the founders envisioned. No longer of the people and by the people.
You mean trust a government bent on disarming its own citizens while at the same time arming terrorists all over the world not to mention arming Mexican drug cartels.
We would actually be better off with Putin, as since he is ex-KGB, you know what you are going to get.
Plus, Vlad actually loves his country, our pimp does not.
Besides, he is actually a human being, unlike the weirdo at 1600.
RUN EDDIE RUN!
As long as Jon Corzine and his like are walking areound free we have no rule of law ,we only have a government which makes up rules as they go along
Corzine walking is another way Eric Holder and Obama are saying "up yours!" to the American people.