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Caption Contest: Feral Dick Fisher

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Bulls make money, bears make money, feral hogs gets slaughtered (by Fed faux hawks)

h/t @victorleonardib

 

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Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:52 | 3691578 Xibalba
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got slaves?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:53 | 3691582 SilverIsKing
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Wedding photo

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:55 | 3691588 kaiserhoff
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You've made your point,

Let Piglosi go grub for worms and acorns.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:04 | 3691622 DaddyO
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Feral Dick Fisher, s/b - Feral Dick Flasher, there fixed it for you...

DaddyO

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:10 | 3691635 Joe Davola
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Mark my words, someday these parachute pants are gonna be big!

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:13 | 3691655 Surly Bear
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'Pigs is good fucking.'

Idunno, seems appropriate.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:34 | 3691673 jbvtme
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"Pig Floyd"?  will da judges take dat?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:07 | 3691816 Manthong
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Look at my pet.. look in the mirror,

This is you…  Ain’t she/you  purdy?

Trust me now.. I’ma takin’ you to a good place.

?? Got bacon ??

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:33 | 3691718 Hedgetard55
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"Can't Touch This".

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

 

Hammer time! Love the pants.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:47 | 3691960 Agent P
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I couldn't tell if those were pants or tamales.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:09 | 3691636 dontgoforit
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"That'll do pig; that'll do."

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:58 | 3691600 Stoploss
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Yeah, but is he thermal image proof??

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:00 | 3691607 StacksOnStacks
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They look cute together.  I bet they finish eating each other's shit too.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:25 | 3691653 Gringo Viejo
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"A man that would rent a pig would be a hard man to stop."

....Augustus McRae in "Lonesome Dove"

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:10 | 3691640 slaughterer
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SUGGESTED CAPTION:

"Got that dang feral pig under leash. Now let me drop a few more gold Krugmans into my pantaloons."

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 15:09 | 3692063 Yamaha
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How about "Get to work Mr. Chairman"

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:24 | 3691680 williambanzai7
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TOO BIG TO FAIL FERAL PIG

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:55 | 3691790 g'kar
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Love it...as usual

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:39 | 3691930 SilverIsKing
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Lloyd Pigfein?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 15:04 | 3692036 krispkritter
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Too Pig to Fail!

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:53 | 3691581 Temporalist
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Let me hear you squeal!

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:59 | 3691583 EclecticParrot
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"Gotta newsflash for ya:  White Truffles, wherever ye may lie -- you don't stand a fucking chance !"

 

Alternatively:  "Ah, Bernanke, Schmernanke.  See -- my cajones are so large, I need special pants just to hold 'em."

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:54 | 3691785 Doubleguns
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That was kinda my thinking. Feral may not be what this is, it may be a truffle hog and he apparently has filled his pockets with tuffles . 

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:54 | 3691585 Smuckers
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I'm taking this one to the market....

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:40 | 3691939 SilverIsKing
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He's staying home...and don't even think about touching the roast beef!

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:54 | 3691586 Jayda1850
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which one is dick fisher?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:55 | 3691591 Jumbotron
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+1000

Made me snort

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:04 | 3691619 Legolas
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There probably isn't a dick in that picture.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:55 | 3691587 alphamentalist
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squel like a pig

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:55 | 3691590 Biggieshort
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'I just porked this pig"

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:56 | 3691592 replaceme
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You don't eat a pig that good all at once?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:57 | 3691595 Legolas
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Still don't believe in evolution?

 

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:57 | 3691597 IndyPat
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Tyler said....
You are not your job...
You are not you bank account....
You are not the car you drive...
You are not your billowy pantaloons...

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:58 | 3691599 csmith
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No Tapir...just a HALVE-A-LIN-A....

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:59 | 3691604 Woolyman
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Say hello to bubbles the flying feral pig.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:01 | 3691605 wisehiney
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Get your Swine Flew Oinkment here!

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:00 | 3691609 Shizzmoney
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You see this pig?  He's Chinese.  I got him to produce more sperm by giving him less food because unlike American pigs, Chinese pigs love the state.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:01 | 3691612 fuu
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I, the lean and slippered Pantalone, am jaunty in my pantaloons.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:02 | 3691616 nomorebuyins
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You sure have a purdy mouth.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:02 | 3691617 fonzannoon
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"NEW YORK (MarketWatch)-Some $1.2 million in cash was discovered missing from a Swiss International Air Lines jet after it landed at John F. Kennedy Airport on Monday, according to press reports citing the FBI. It's unclear when the cash vanished. According to the New York Post, representatives of the recipient opened the exterior of a cargo container and found a smaller receptacle that should have had the cash had been emptied. There were no signs that it had been compromised. The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, which operates the airport, said it could not comment, according to the AP. ABC News' WABC television station in New York said three sources said the money was a fraction of a shipment of $93 million in cash destined for the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. The missing money was in 12 bundles of $100,000 apiece, all in $100 bills, the station added on its website. The flight originated in Zurich, it added."

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:12 | 3691642 otto skorzeny
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Was Henry Hill seen in the area? Could this be considered fractional reserve stealing?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:11 | 3691643 Inthemix96
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Fonz,

Just so happens I've seen the passenger manifest of that flight.  Jon Corzine was on it.  Sitting right at the back, two seats from the window right in the prime place for STEALING.

Quick, phone the LAW.

;-)

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 15:02 | 3692029 krispkritter
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Like THAT'S gonna do anything.  They'd probably just chauffeur him to his vault/cave and whitewash his parking tickets... ;)

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:34 | 3691712 Dr. Engali
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Was there a  Dan Cooper on the flight manifest per chance?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:35 | 3691720 fonzannoon
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Is Dan Cooper who I think it is? Because I know someone on here who keeps pounding the table for cash.....

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:45 | 3691755 Dr. Engali
Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:46 | 3691763 fonzannoon
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Thanks for clarifying. The jury is still out for me until our D.P Cooper checks in.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:53 | 3691768 Dr. Engali
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It dawned on me who you were taliking about after I gave you the link...kito could be that guy.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:56 | 3691793 fonzannoon
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funny if it was bullion that was missing I would have guessed anyone but him.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:48 | 3691767 Colonel Klink
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I was thinking Corazine may have been on board because all the cash went missing without a clue.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:03 | 3691618 Inthemix96
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If you be using your Dick, for Fishing, there is something strangely exciting about that prospect.

'Come here fishy, nibble on this'.

The fucking great out doors, dont you just love it.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:04 | 3691620 Father Lucifer
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Dandy Dick

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:06 | 3691625 insanelysane
Tue, 06/25/2013 - 17:03 | 3692378 g'kar
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The Winner!

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:10 | 3691637 Lmo Mutton
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FU Bernanke?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:12 | 3691651 slaughterer
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Want an image of a Sadian libertine pyramid built out of Bernanke butt fucking Pelosi while Pelosi sucks Obama's white dick.

(Message sent by Snowden from out of his isolation cell in Syberia--awaiting questioning.! 

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:13 | 3691656 sudzee
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I took Fishers comments as a direct threat to the big bondholders. Funny no comment from Gross.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:15 | 3691658 EmmittFitzhume
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I just Bernanked in my pants.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:33 | 3691683 GoinFawr
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A boy stood on a burning deck,

Eating bacon by the peck.

His father called him,

He wouldn't go,

Because he loved his bacon so.

AND

A boy stood on a burning deck,

His feet were full of blisters.

The flames came up and burned his pants,

So now he wears his sister's.

 

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:26 | 3691689 asscannon101
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"A young Dick Fisher with Jon Corzine, circa 1896"

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:28 | 3691698 youngman
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Thems be fartin pants...let one go and you can enjoy it all day long...keeps ya warm too....

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:32 | 3691716 Seorse Gorog fr...
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Not being gayist, but what's a feral dick-fisher?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:37 | 3691725 marcusfenix
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"don't drone my pig, bro"

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:42 | 3691742 Wakanda
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Bacon is now the new filet mignon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7780HiURig

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:50 | 3691772 Yen Cross
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    Are those knickers full of fiat ?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:50 | 3691776 grapeape
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slice me off a piece of this fresh piggy pie, mother fucker. ICP

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:51 | 3691779 Petrus Romanus
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" Couldn't find my puffy shirt, so I brought a hog instead."

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:51 | 3691780 highwaytoserfdom
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No Smithfield bacon.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:55 | 3691791 yogibear
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All are doves and mass money printers in the fed now.

The talk about hawks and curtailing QE is all jawboning.

Bernanke, Evans, Rosengren, Dudley, Yellen and Fisher have plans of burning US dollars to keep their house warm in the winter for the future.

A race for the most debased currency. 

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:58 | 3691803 mudduck
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Until we dance into the fire, ......

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:08 | 3691820 glenlloyd
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Mummy...look at my new knickers!

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:21 | 3691853 Urban Roman
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Wiener - Holder 2016

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:32 | 3691897 SmittyinLA
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I rent this pig out for rides, $25 hour (ride at own risk) 

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:35 | 3691917 toadold
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We're going to name the first litter after the Obama cabinet.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:48 | 3691968 orangegeek
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Bears will be the money makers or so it appears:

 

http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/nasdaq100-daily-falls-channel-support-r...

 

The 2-year US Bond has more than doubled in the last 2 months.  Another hurdle that the markets won't be able to overcome.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:51 | 3691987 Clowns on Acid
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If bond vigilantes are "feral hogs" what does that make the Fed ?

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:53 | 3691995 synsolve
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I sold out and thought they said "big".

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 15:59 | 3692236 Yellowhoard
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Note to self:

More time on calves, less time on thighs.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 16:27 | 3692302 giggler123
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I got a pig as it shows I'm wealthier than you.

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 17:19 | 3692355 g'kar
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Deliverance (Redux)

Tue, 06/25/2013 - 16:53 | 3692359 glenlloyd
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Bloaty's Pizza Hog?

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