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Just. One. Moar...

Via Der Spiegel


 

A mountain of seized drugs waits to be set on fire in Quetta, Pakistan as part of a ceremony marking the UN International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking. All across the world, anti-drug campaigners took a stand against drug abuse yesterday. Throughout Pakistan the Anti-Narcotics Force destroyed 121 tons of narcotics. Drug trafficking from neighboring Afghanistan has increased drastically in Pakistan over the last 30 years.

And from RT:

 

Iran burnt at least 100 tons of illicit drugs on Wednesday in the capital in a ceremony attended by officials and foreign dignitaries. Officials said Tehran seized more than 500 tons of various narcotics in the last Iranian calendar year, which ended March 20. The ceremony came as the world marked the annual UN International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking. Iran is located on a major drug route between Afghanistan and Europe, and large amounts of drugs flow through the country.

And a thought experiment in New Normal macromonetary linkages: If the mountain (of drugs) will not come to Manhattan, thousands of bankers will not spend other people's money to procure nose candy (and instead invest it in 50x fwd P/E stocks) thereby leaving dealers scrambling for liquidity, impacting downstream commerce (every NYC drug dealer provides for 2 stripper and 3 hooker jobs, and countless support occupations), and collapsing the velocity of money even more, pushing GDP lower, and making a Bernanke exit impossible.

 


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Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Almost Solvent
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Picked the wrong day to quit smoking crack

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:38 | Link to Comment B-rock
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Quick -- Put the market down wind.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment THX 1178
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Pakistan's drug market receives a taper. Prices of remaining junk skyrocket. Angry junkies pour into the streets... 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:45 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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What's with the bottle of Crown Royal on the pile of seized drugs?

Are these guys completely fucking nuts?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Whiner
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These are Muslims, Bro. No ankles, no alchihal! Alla Ahkbar!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Trust me. Somebody already switched the bags of cocaine with bags of flour and is probably shipping it to NYC for pennies on the dollar per pound. They just burning a pile of baking flour.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:49 | Link to Comment NidStyles
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That's heroin man...

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:51 | Link to Comment prains
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Now that's a Burning Man Party

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Stackers
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50x P/E ??? ........ you looked at FB's P/E ?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:07 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Yeah, know your geography Tyler.  Coca grows where coffee grows.  And here I am getting corrected ... as a commenter.

The Cuervo Gold ... the fine Columbian ... make tonight a wonderful thing ...

 

 

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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nitpick:

"Colombian"

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:42 | Link to Comment astoriajoe
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I've heard those Ivy Leaguers do a good business as well.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/08/new.york.drug.ring/index.html

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:07 | Link to Comment fourchan
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god damn waste.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:43 | Link to Comment JohnG
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The agony..it burns!!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:26 | Link to Comment Richard Chesler
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That's a hard blow for the CIA.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:06 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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ummm, you do mean, "nitpickio", don't you?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:06 | Link to Comment youngman
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I am down in Medellin Colombia...we are not burning anything down here...might affect the GDP to much

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:40 | Link to Comment Roandavid
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Go ahead, burn some.  Just a little at a time won't hurt nothin.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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thousands of bankers will not spend other people's money to procure nose candy

Nose candy usually refers to cocaine, although one can pretty much put anything up one's nose if so inclined.

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 01:03 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Please take me along when you slide on down

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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Global equities will share this piles fate!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:49 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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What a waste.  They should donate it to homeless people.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 20:27 | Link to Comment financial apoca...
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This is sooo fucked up 

Us residents of Ann arbor wouldn't mind some more cocaine

And then these people start bitching like little girls when someone burns a fucking Koran

Hey drugs are a religion for some you fucking faggots I propose mass Koran burning in protest

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment The Thunder Child
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That's one hell of a dragon!!!!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment prains
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It's definitely goggles and blow torch worthy

 

spark that fucker

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:40 | Link to Comment astoriajoe
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lighter fluid

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:45 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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There goes the CIA's cash bonuses for the year.... 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Jam Akin
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Or maybe not - those might be some of the "counterfeit drugs" we've been hearing about from that part of the world this week from our hard working authorities...

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 21:18 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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My guess is they only seized was what they wanted to have seized.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 23:03 | Link to Comment cynicalskeptic
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Any REAL drugs burned were likely 'bad' product - contaminated or whatever.  Might as well provide a 'media moment' showing support for the 'war on drugs'.

The good stuff is flown out by the CIA directly to the US.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:30 | Link to Comment TeMpTeK
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The whole front row is missing eyebrows and beards...

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:38 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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so?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:38 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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What a waste.  Stupid.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment g speed
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think of it as price support--like pouring milk down the drain in Iowa.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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or demolishing perfectly good homes to keep prices inflated while hordes of homeless people cant find a place to sleep?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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No shit ~ When I first saw the picture [without reading the headline], I thought... OH COOL, somebody in the desert figured out an industrious way to build a shelter...

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:36 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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This act is more insulting to me than when the Taliban blew up those fucking Buddha statues.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Kiss My Iceland...
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"UN International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking"

 

Ah yes, the UNIDADAIT. How could I have forgotten? I was sure I'd put it on my calendar.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:51 | Link to Comment NidStyles
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To be honest on most days I forget the UN exists until they do something stupid or step on their own dick and make headlines again. What a useless Commie organization that was...

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment knukles
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Propaganda..
UN..

It WWZ, Brad Pitt (hero of the World!) is an Agent of the UN

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Hollywood is total propaganda machine.  Some recent examples:

The whole Keifer Sutherland '24' thing, basically justifying the higher moral ground for torture and other war crimes.  I saw part of one show and heard about others.  Pure propaganda.

The use of the word HOPE in two hi profile movies during the Obama election:

Angelina Jolie in the one about the woman who's kid got grabbed by some pedo.  Can remember the quote but it was in a dramatic scene and word was emphasized so it jumped ou.

Sean Penn in Harvey Milk:  "You've got to give 'em HOPE."

Two pro-CIA movies last December: Zero Dark and Argo.

BTW do you know what the "S" on Superman stands for according to the new Superman movie?   It is not an "S" it turns out, but a Krypton symbol for . . . wait for it . . . "Hope"

It is a fucking barrage.

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 21:24 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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I thought TV taught people what was real,

how to feel,

now real life has... no appeal.

(I paraphrased that from Marina and the Diamonds)

FGB

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:57 | Link to Comment therearetoomany...
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Loving zombies and the book, I saw the movie WWZ yesterday.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO disappointing, not anything of the book remains except a nod to it's find patient zero motive for the 'hero's' actions.   Spoiler alert:

The movie starts with various pop media clips such as that ass pierce morgan talking about global warming, various clips of dolphins and whales beaching themselves, yada yada.   The first fifth of the movie is spent sucking up time showing Pitt's home life, love of his children, how perfect his life is.   Next thing you know everyone is turning to zombies on a busy workday morning and on his commute somewhere with the whole family (maybe bringing the wife to work).  Fortunately for him a garbage truck comes barreling down a gridlocked philly street plowing a passage for apparently the world's only chance to be saved to get out of there and safely on 95N.  I won't get into the whole 'jew' thing - and don't get me wrong, there are way too many jew haters on here but some of the animosity is deserved.   But, there is a very good summation of the whole movie at this link from an apparently self-loathing jew and it is a very good summary of what is so very wrong with what could've been a great movie...

http://www.globalresearch.ca/world-war-z-and-hollywoods-zionist-embrace/5340521

No - WWZ is not all that - Tyler Durden, where are you????

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:53 | Link to Comment BooMushroom
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NTTIAWWTIYKWIMAITYD.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Kiss My Iceland...
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Not to be confused with the "UN International Day Against Drug Abuse and Multinational Pharmaceutical Companies", which occurs .... um, never !

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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The horror....the horror......

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Yeah that will stop them from using moar. We don't want any competition with the CIA opium operations in Afghanistan.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Piranha
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imagine standing in the smoke when they light that one up.....:)

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:46 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Years ago we got stopped on Alligator Alley because a truck had crashed.  Seems it was a semi full of pot...and it was on fire.  Great thing was we were downwind.  Took the FHP about an hour to get everyone to move their cars...

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Dat be a dank jam.  : - >

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:30 | Link to Comment XitSam
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I'm surprised they didn't arrest everyone for being under the influence.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Lohn Jocke
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I see no liquidity.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:59 | Link to Comment debtor of last ...
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There's no drugs in those bags. Only 100 dollar bills.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 19:49 | Link to Comment mt paul
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pure donkey dust [ heroin ]

melts at 186 degrees  F

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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'Never a manlift around when you need one.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Divine Wind
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I see a bottle of J&B.

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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What's will all the bottles? Bootleg?  'They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplarHcB0Es

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Unprepared
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"International Day Against Drug Abuse. Illicit Trafficking, and Quantitative Easing"

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Midasking
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That's what I call a camp fire... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-txiNfPXpY

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Jam Akin
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Some very toasted marshmallows hanging around it...

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Increased proportionate to Kerry's family's fortune.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Frastric
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The drug war is just the CIA's attempt to monopolise the trade. That's why the Mexican / US border is never guarded properly because the demand in the US is too great for the white stuff. Nearly all the rich, famous and those in power do it during all those parties and unofficial events.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Scarcity bitchez! 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Ancona
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But why are they destroying the booze along with it? Do these fuckers have no humanity at all?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:53 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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No - there's a bottle of Crown Royal in that pile.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:44 | Link to Comment cashtoash
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Once lit, thouse around the fire will get one heck of a high

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:50 | Link to Comment semperfi
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could be more toxic than fukushima fallout

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Divine Wind
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Hi Occifer Habbi !

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

 

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 00:53 | Link to Comment rustymason
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What makes you drink I been thinkin?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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Afghan drug production is up. You don't say.

Here is a picture of US Marines guarding poppy fields:

http://publicintelligence.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/opium-fields-4.jpg

To all of our "brave men in uniform," WAKE THE FUCK UP.

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Nice pic.  That first soldier has a look on his face like he's thinking, "it's just a field of flowers."

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:50 | Link to Comment LongOfTooth
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So what makes you think that there's drugs in those bags?

Imo we could save a hell of a lot of money if we just legalized most kinds of drugs.  

But then how would the CIA fund their illegal actions?  Hummmmm

 

 

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:51 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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That pile wouldn't last wall street a week.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:52 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Hopium is not there, obviously

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:53 | Link to Comment rodocostarica
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Cash for Crackheads

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment eaglerock
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Good news!   Under prevailing trade winds, the smoke should reach the west coast by Tuesday.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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The bad news is that it is going over Fukushima first.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Good news is you'll now SEE the cloud coming!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment WhiteNight123129
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Bernanke prints his own dope, and smokes benjamins all day long, that is probably why he is coming up with his retard policy.

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment The Thunder Child
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UN diddling some heart strings with bags of flour....

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Why does this remind me of "The Princess and the Pea"?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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They must have lit that fire... the market just took a nose dive!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment AL_SWEARENGEN
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Now, dope is not my own preferred form of relaxation, but I did try the shit and believe me... I almost converted.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Satan
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That's about how much I did through college.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Not the drugs!

Anything but the drugs!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:07 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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Wish my stack of junk silver was that size. Just sayin'.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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      They should start a drugs for gold program.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:12 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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This was Krugman's idea??

Burn it so they grow some more?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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broken windowpane?  : - <

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 19:45 | Link to Comment mt paul
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4 way, gel film tabs

out of berlin 1972...

 

way too high..

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:13 | Link to Comment el Gallinazo
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Those bags were destined for aliens bases on the moon.  Krugman wants to piss them off so they will invade Washington and jack the economy.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Oh man the CIA has to be PISSED all their shipments got seized and burned? DAMN!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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A waste is... a terrible mind to... thing...    er...

whateva

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment blindman
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that first pile could solve more than one problem
in the usa, go ahead and burn it! these economics and
politics are not about solving problems but sustaining
them, like cows, to be milked.
.
there is a song there .....

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment blindman
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The Doors - Roadhouse Blues (Live)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9GDiYU0-I
.
Grateful Dead - Truckin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:05 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Let's see, 100 tonnes = 100 x 1000 x 1000 = 100 million grams and 87 million people....

Yea, it's probably legit...

That jives with a 2% intediction rate and 10% user rate

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:27 | Link to Comment blindman
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grateful dead - Casey Jones - Three From The Vault
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIECzlFVUM

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:33 | Link to Comment MassDecep
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There goes .1% of the USSA's gdp.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:05 | Link to Comment therearetoomany...
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more like 60-70 percent based on how we're really doing these days.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:43 | Link to Comment Lmo Mutton
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If that was drugs why did it look like a bunch of sand bags that were not burning to well?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment MaxThrust
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I bet you 100 bucks these chap stand down wind as this pile of shit burns.

At the same time the CIA sheds a tear, but
Then again not to worry, they have South Amerka to supply their network.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment Totentänzerlied
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They could've just sold it, at market prices that'd probably cover their annual budget deficits.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 19:31 | Link to Comment SilverFish
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"Dude, when I said I wanted to burn one, I didn't mean........."

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 19:42 | Link to Comment mt paul
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quick ben

print up a bunch of fiat

lets bid on the pile....

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