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Friday Humor: Party's Over
Just. One. Moar...
Via Der Spiegel
A mountain of seized drugs waits to be set on fire in Quetta, Pakistan as part of a ceremony marking the UN International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking. All across the world, anti-drug campaigners took a stand against drug abuse yesterday. Throughout Pakistan the Anti-Narcotics Force destroyed 121 tons of narcotics. Drug trafficking from neighboring Afghanistan has increased drastically in Pakistan over the last 30 years.
And from RT:
Iran burnt at least 100 tons of illicit drugs on Wednesday in the capital in a ceremony attended by officials and foreign dignitaries. Officials said Tehran seized more than 500 tons of various narcotics in the last Iranian calendar year, which ended March 20. The ceremony came as the world marked the annual UN International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking. Iran is located on a major drug route between Afghanistan and Europe, and large amounts of drugs flow through the country.
And a thought experiment in New Normal macromonetary linkages: If the mountain (of drugs) will not come to Manhattan, thousands of bankers will not spend other people's money to procure nose candy (and instead invest it in 50x fwd P/E stocks) thereby leaving dealers scrambling for liquidity, impacting downstream commerce (every NYC drug dealer provides for 2 stripper and 3 hooker jobs, and countless support occupations), and collapsing the velocity of money even more, pushing GDP lower, and making a Bernanke exit impossible.
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Picked the wrong day to quit smoking crack
Quick -- Put the market down wind.
Pakistan's drug market receives a taper. Prices of remaining junk skyrocket. Angry junkies pour into the streets...
What's with the bottle of Crown Royal on the pile of seized drugs?
Are these guys completely fucking nuts?
These are Muslims, Bro. No ankles, no alchihal! Alla Ahkbar!
Trust me. Somebody already switched the bags of cocaine with bags of flour and is probably shipping it to NYC for pennies on the dollar per pound. They just burning a pile of baking flour.
That's heroin man...
Now that's a Burning Man Party
50x P/E ??? ........ you looked at FB's P/E ?
Yeah, know your geography Tyler. Coca grows where coffee grows. And here I am getting corrected ... as a commenter.
The Cuervo Gold ... the fine Columbian ... make tonight a wonderful thing ...
nitpick:
"Colombian"
I've heard those Ivy Leaguers do a good business as well.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/08/new.york.drug.ring/index.html
god damn waste.
The agony..it burns!!
That's a hard blow for the CIA.
ummm, you do mean, "nitpickio", don't you?
I am down in Medellin Colombia...we are not burning anything down here...might affect the GDP to much
Go ahead, burn some. Just a little at a time won't hurt nothin.
Nose candy usually refers to cocaine, although one can pretty much put anything up one's nose if so inclined.
Please take me along when you slide on down
Global equities will share this piles fate!
What a waste. They should donate it to homeless people.
I am Chumbawamba.
This is sooo fucked up
Us residents of Ann arbor wouldn't mind some more cocaine
And then these people start bitching like little girls when someone burns a fucking Koran
Hey drugs are a religion for some you fucking faggots I propose mass Koran burning in protest
That's one hell of a dragon!!!!
It's definitely goggles and blow torch worthy
spark that fucker
lighter fluid
There goes the CIA's cash bonuses for the year....
Or maybe not - those might be some of the "counterfeit drugs" we've been hearing about from that part of the world this week from our hard working authorities...
My guess is they only seized was what they wanted to have seized.
Any REAL drugs burned were likely 'bad' product - contaminated or whatever. Might as well provide a 'media moment' showing support for the 'war on drugs'.
The good stuff is flown out by the CIA directly to the US.
The whole front row is missing eyebrows and beards...
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-06-28/slaughtering-of-horses-set-to-r...
so?
What a waste. Stupid.
think of it as price support--like pouring milk down the drain in Iowa.
or demolishing perfectly good homes to keep prices inflated while hordes of homeless people cant find a place to sleep?
No shit ~ When I first saw the picture [without reading the headline], I thought... OH COOL, somebody in the desert figured out an industrious way to build a shelter...
This act is more insulting to me than when the Taliban blew up those fucking Buddha statues.
"UN International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking"
Ah yes, the UNIDADAIT. How could I have forgotten? I was sure I'd put it on my calendar.
To be honest on most days I forget the UN exists until they do something stupid or step on their own dick and make headlines again. What a useless Commie organization that was...
Propaganda..
UN..
It WWZ, Brad Pitt (hero of the World!) is an Agent of the UN
Hollywood is total propaganda machine. Some recent examples:
The whole Keifer Sutherland '24' thing, basically justifying the higher moral ground for torture and other war crimes. I saw part of one show and heard about others. Pure propaganda.
The use of the word HOPE in two hi profile movies during the Obama election:
Angelina Jolie in the one about the woman who's kid got grabbed by some pedo. Can remember the quote but it was in a dramatic scene and word was emphasized so it jumped ou.
Sean Penn in Harvey Milk: "You've got to give 'em HOPE."
Two pro-CIA movies last December: Zero Dark and Argo.
BTW do you know what the "S" on Superman stands for according to the new Superman movie? It is not an "S" it turns out, but a Krypton symbol for . . . wait for it . . . "Hope"
It is a fucking barrage.
I thought TV taught people what was real,
how to feel,
now real life has... no appeal.
(I paraphrased that from Marina and the Diamonds)
FGB
Loving zombies and the book, I saw the movie WWZ yesterday.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO disappointing, not anything of the book remains except a nod to it's find patient zero motive for the 'hero's' actions. Spoiler alert:
The movie starts with various pop media clips such as that ass pierce morgan talking about global warming, various clips of dolphins and whales beaching themselves, yada yada. The first fifth of the movie is spent sucking up time showing Pitt's home life, love of his children, how perfect his life is. Next thing you know everyone is turning to zombies on a busy workday morning and on his commute somewhere with the whole family (maybe bringing the wife to work). Fortunately for him a garbage truck comes barreling down a gridlocked philly street plowing a passage for apparently the world's only chance to be saved to get out of there and safely on 95N. I won't get into the whole 'jew' thing - and don't get me wrong, there are way too many jew haters on here but some of the animosity is deserved. But, there is a very good summation of the whole movie at this link from an apparently self-loathing jew and it is a very good summary of what is so very wrong with what could've been a great movie...
http://www.globalresearch.ca/world-war-z-and-hollywoods-zionist-embrace/5340521
No - WWZ is not all that - Tyler Durden, where are you????
NTTIAWWTIYKWIMAITYD.
Not to be confused with the "UN International Day Against Drug Abuse and Multinational Pharmaceutical Companies", which occurs .... um, never !
The horror....the horror......
Yeah that will stop them from using moar. We don't want any competition with the CIA opium operations in Afghanistan.
imagine standing in the smoke when they light that one up.....:)
Years ago we got stopped on Alligator Alley because a truck had crashed. Seems it was a semi full of pot...and it was on fire. Great thing was we were downwind. Took the FHP about an hour to get everyone to move their cars...
Dat be a dank jam. : - >
I'm surprised they didn't arrest everyone for being under the influence.
I see no liquidity.
There's no drugs in those bags. Only 100 dollar bills.
pure donkey dust [ heroin ]
melts at 186 degrees F
'Never a manlift around when you need one.
I see a bottle of J&B.
What's will all the bottles? Bootleg? 'They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplarHcB0Es
"International Day Against Drug Abuse. Illicit Trafficking, and Quantitative Easing"
That's what I call a camp fire... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-txiNfPXpY
Some very toasted marshmallows hanging around it...
Increased proportionate to Kerry's family's fortune.
The drug war is just the CIA's attempt to monopolise the trade. That's why the Mexican / US border is never guarded properly because the demand in the US is too great for the white stuff. Nearly all the rich, famous and those in power do it during all those parties and unofficial events.
Scarcity bitchez!
But why are they destroying the booze along with it? Do these fuckers have no humanity at all?
No - there's a bottle of Crown Royal in that pile.
Once lit, thouse around the fire will get one heck of a high
could be more toxic than fukushima fallout
Hi Occifer Habbi !
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
What makes you drink I been thinkin?
Afghan drug production is up. You don't say.
Here is a picture of US Marines guarding poppy fields:
http://publicintelligence.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/opium-fields-4.jpg
To all of our "brave men in uniform," WAKE THE FUCK UP.
Nice pic. That first soldier has a look on his face like he's thinking, "it's just a field of flowers."
So what makes you think that there's drugs in those bags?
Imo we could save a hell of a lot of money if we just legalized most kinds of drugs.
But then how would the CIA fund their illegal actions? Hummmmm
That pile wouldn't last wall street a week.
Hopium is not there, obviously
Cash for Crackheads
Good news! Under prevailing trade winds, the smoke should reach the west coast by Tuesday.
The bad news is that it is going over Fukushima first.
Good news is you'll now SEE the cloud coming!
Bernanke prints his own dope, and smokes benjamins all day long, that is probably why he is coming up with his retard policy.
UN diddling some heart strings with bags of flour....
Why does this remind me of "The Princess and the Pea"?
They must have lit that fire... the market just took a nose dive!
Now, dope is not my own preferred form of relaxation, but I did try the shit and believe me... I almost converted.
That's about how much I did through college.
Not the drugs!
Anything but the drugs!
Wish my stack of junk silver was that size. Just sayin'.
They should start a drugs for gold program.
This was Krugman's idea??
Burn it so they grow some more?
broken windowpane? : - <
4 way, gel film tabs
out of berlin 1972...
way too high..
Those bags were destined for aliens bases on the moon. Krugman wants to piss them off so they will invade Washington and jack the economy.
Oh man the CIA has to be PISSED all their shipments got seized and burned? DAMN!
A waste is... a terrible mind to... thing... er...
whateva
that first pile could solve more than one problem
in the usa, go ahead and burn it! these economics and
politics are not about solving problems but sustaining
them, like cows, to be milked.
.
there is a song there .....
The Doors - Roadhouse Blues (Live)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9GDiYU0-I
.
Grateful Dead - Truckin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE
Let's see, 100 tonnes = 100 x 1000 x 1000 = 100 million grams and 87 million people....
Yea, it's probably legit...
That jives with a 2% intediction rate and 10% user rate
grateful dead - Casey Jones - Three From The Vault
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIECzlFVUM
There goes .1% of the USSA's gdp.
more like 60-70 percent based on how we're really doing these days.
If that was drugs why did it look like a bunch of sand bags that were not burning to well?
I bet you 100 bucks these chap stand down wind as this pile of shit burns.
At the same time the CIA sheds a tear, but
Then again not to worry, they have South Amerka to supply their network.
They could've just sold it, at market prices that'd probably cover their annual budget deficits.
"Dude, when I said I wanted to burn one, I didn't mean........."
quick ben
print up a bunch of fiat
lets bid on the pile....