Egyptian Military Coup In 48 Hours If No Solution Found

Tyler Durden's picture

The Egyptian Military just made a publc statement on Egyptian TV and it appears the country is close to another military coup:

  • *EGYPTIAN MILITARY SAYS WON'T BE PART OF POLITICS
  • *EGYPT MILITARY SAYS NATIONAL SECURITY SUBJECTED TO GRAVE DANGER
  • *EGYPTIAN MILITARY SAYS PROTESTS 'UNPRECEDENTED'
  • *EGYPTIAN MILITARY SAYS HOMELAND FACING DIRE SITUATION
  • *EGYPT'S MILITARY SAYS WILL NOT BE PARTY TO POLITICS OR POWER
  • *EGYPT MILITARY SAYS CALLS FOR MEETING THE DEMANDS OF THE PEOPLE
  • *EGYPT MILITARY MAY HAVE TO OFFER ROADMAP AFTER 48 HOURS

In other words, do as the people want, calm this down now, or we will step in within 48 hours.

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SheepDog-One's picture

Das Agyptische Vaterland!!

Gee....sounds so much like where WW2 left off....'Romel' running the Egytpian central bank too?

Pladizow's picture

The title should start, American.......

Midasking's picture

Not sure what it will take to get Americans off the couch long enough http://tinyurl.com/pp588mj

The Juggernaut's picture

I wonder if the American's will try to install another puppet

BaBaBouy's picture

In This Case, Thank Goodness For The MILITARY ...

DaveyJones's picture

Our Military is poised to make a similar statement.

Oh, wait, I meant Monsanto

knukles's picture

So tell me, how's that wonderful Western led "Arab Spring Thingamajiggie" working out these days?

Ah, the war in the Caliphate goes well, I hear, Smedley

Meat Hammer's picture

I have a huge man-crush on Egyptian protester guy.  He's so much hotter than that metro-sexual, sign-waving but running at the first sign of a cop American protester.

Chupacabra-322's picture

Poor little Criminal bully CIA.  What's wrong Criminal CIA?  Soverign countries not falling for your criminal drug running, money laundering through the TBTFB to fund destabilization campains?

Your criminal jig is up. 

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Dr. Engali's picture

Nothing....nothing will get the fucks off the couch. Home of the brave my ass.

fourchan's picture

ya know what? to hell with all those crazy muslims remember 911 and let god sort them out.

HelluvaEngineer's picture

I heard on the radio this morning that it's been changed to "Home of the Gay"

john39's picture

i'm sure it's just a coincidence that the Pentagon last week announced that US troops would be sent to Egypt in case of unrest... to protect Israel.  what a total farce.

BaBaBouy's picture

Barak Hussein Should Be Able To Solve Things Here ...

franzpick's picture

The Egyption military has quickly learned the 1st rule of politics, that when the going gets tough, the tough get to lying.

Loophole's picture

We built their current military, trained and equipped them. I think they are our ace in the hole, the influence that will keep them from becoming like Iran.

Bringin It's picture

What is it you don't like about Iran?  Egypt should become like Iran.  They have their act together.

PaperBear's picture

Has Egypt got a Ron Paul type figure, a truly honest man who can lead them out of this mess ?

Bobbyrib's picture

If RP were to quit politics completely, we won't even have one. His son is a player in our political system.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

IMHO no.  Even if you etch fiat in stone, it's still fiat.

knukles's picture

Talkin' about Fiat, that chick really is hot...

Flakmeister's picture

This ranks up there among the naiveist  things ever said on Zerohedge.... 

knukles's picture

"most naive", Flak, most naive

Flakmeister's picture

Mea culpa, can I get off claiming that the dog ate my dictionary?....

knukles's picture

Hell yea!
Something like that's an even better excuse than most of the crap our overlords conjure up.....

:)

robertocarlos's picture

Well they do have to protect access to the Sues Canal.

Flakmeister's picture

Careful! The spelling police are cracking down today...

LFMayor's picture

I seen what you done, then.

robertocarlos's picture

As long as they don't send the navy through the Suez Canal.

PiratePawpaw's picture

"I will not go there Sam I AM, not on a train not in the rain..."

F. Bastiat's picture

Not really; Jordan's King would be the closest analog in the Arab world.

Ghordius's picture

what is it actually that leads so many to look for a foreign "Ron Paul figure"? or, for that, "similar" politics "as in the US"? open your eyes and accept the differences of the world's nations

slaughterer's picture

The military dictatorship is what started the protests in the first place though.  

Dr. Engali's picture

Wrong. CIA antagonism and  the inflationary policies of the Bernank started the protests.

insanelysane's picture

Hilary just said it was a video made in the US that nobody has ever watched.

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

Obuma's ass is showing out of his hip hop pants, today..peace prize homeboy...worst  PR for affirmative action action in years.

F. Bastiat's picture

There's no political correctness in the rest of the world; the Arabs clearly know that Hussein Obama's delusions make him worthy of nothing more than a padded room.

UGrev's picture

Military... Video... CIA..  WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!

WarPony's picture

Agree – it all sphinx to high heaven

Flakmeister's picture

Not at all fucknuts... I have explained it many time elsewhere, but you seem to fucking stun to grasp simple facts...

Flakmeister's picture

Why don;t you follow the discussion in the other Egyptian thread...

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

but you seem to fucking stun to grasp simple facts...

Is that similar to "too fucking stoned to type simple sentences?"  Just curious.

Flakmeister's picture

Ohhh...

A shakedown from the grammer police...