Quote Of The Day From Bill "Edible iPad" Dudley

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Tuesday humor struck early, courtesy of Goldman's head of the New York Fed, Bill Dudley:


That in itself is not the humor. The humor is, as always the context. Such as this:


Now that is funny when one considers the following past headlines:

  • May 2010: "The U.S. economy is recovering and we are now seeing the first signs of significant employment growth"
  • February 2011: "Fed’s Dudley: Sees Higher Growth In 2011, 2012"
  • August 2011: "Growth during the second half of 2011 will be “significantly firmer” than in the first six months"
  • May 2012: "If Growth Continues, More Fed Stimulus Isn’t Warranted"
  • November 2012: "This rebuilding will continue well into 2013, likely providing for somewhat stronger growth than otherwise would have been the case"

And so on - one of these years he may be right, although not before another $2.7 trillion in Fed excess reserves. Of course,  what else can one expect from the man whose only contribution to economics is proving the hedonic deflationary benefit of edible iPads.

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Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:25 | 3714470 pods
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Why is it that growth will pick up NEXT year?

I have heard that since about 2010.


Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:27 | 3714480 candyman
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Correction, Green Shoots began back in 08-09,

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:29 | 3714493 jbvtme
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"Nell, I can't beeelieve it".  Dudley Do Right

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:32 | 3714504 idea_hamster
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This guy is like the Stolper for the whole f'n economy.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:52 | 3714552 Bay of Pigs
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He is exactly that.

Dudley is chairman of the Committee on the Global Financial System of the Bank for International Settlements (BIS). He belongs to the Group of 30 as well. My guess is he is the man running the entire system in NYC, and not their puppet spokesman Bernanke.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:03 | 3714577 nope-1004
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<------ DUDLEY         or

<------ DOOFUS


Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:04 | 3714581 FL_Conservative
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When things get serious.....lie.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:24 | 3714637 kridkrid
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Hey man... sorry if I was kind of an ass to you last week. My bad.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 16:07 | 3715074 espirit
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Dud - If'n you rub it hard enuf, it will grow.

Maybe though in your case, viagra or cialis might help.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 16:14 | 3715098 FL_Conservative
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It's all good, krid.   No blood, no foul.  The beauty of the anonymous WWW. 

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:32 | 3714505 knukles
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Wait, there's more!
And if you buy now....

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:32 | 3714506 The Gooch
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Keep this shit going viral, Komrades.

Kalifornia -


 Hawthorne P.D. (not cop on scene)

Lieutenant Scott Swain
Desk:(310) 349-2835
Cell: (310) 345-2348
email: kswain@cityofhawthorne.org

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:47 | 3714546 knukles
Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:56 | 3714558 The Gooch
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Thanks, Knuk but that site is sketchy... Will check @ home.

Anyone know what the shooters name is?

Komrade Lieutenant Swain won't answer his phone and his V.M. is full...

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:05 | 3714584 Herd Redirectio...
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The cop better go to jail for a long time.


Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:10 | 3714601 Herd Redirectio...
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They sure protect and served the shit out of that guy.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:25 | 3714644 pods
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The Watchmen certainly don't like being watched.  Fucking SWAT team.  Bunch of Jack Booted adrenalin junkies trying to get their rocks off.

Don't talk to a cop, ever.

Two statements:

Am I being detained?

I want a lawyer.


Tue, 07/02/2013 - 15:06 | 3714842 Herd Redirectio...
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Its almost like they recruit sociopaths and goons....  Nah...  I'm just being paranoid, right?

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:13 | 3714614 knukles
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Hi Gooch,
I know the site has alotta odd and questionable stuff all over it, but does provide a ton links to reports and vids like that above ... 
Must sort wheat from chaff, but can be handy.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:30 | 3714496 flacon
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See/read/speak it enough times and it looks alien.  

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:27 | 3714484 CPL
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There's a sign at the Legion behind the barkeep that states "Free beer tommorrow." but when i go it's "today".

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:28 | 3714486 azzhatter
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Fuck You Dudley

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:32 | 3714668 ZaphodBeeblebrox
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Reminds me of the phrase: There will be free beer tomorrow.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:59 | 3714811 put_peter
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it is because this is the classic everything better next year scam.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:25 | 3714471 101 years and c...
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recessions are normal.  part of the economic cycle.  so are depressions.  the longer they try to avoid tbe inevitable, the worse it will be when it arrives.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:54 | 3714548 kridkrid
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I think that your statement marginalizes the "crimes against humanity" that our monetary system represents. The debt that has been foisted upon humanity, both directly and indirectly, under the guise of some sort of natural eCONomy should be considered criminal. We should not feel comfortable explaining this away as some sort of natural cyclical economic cycle.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:21 | 3714630 pods
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Sucks all around Krid that this is taught as normal now.

And with deflation as well. Deflation USED to be a good thing as prices fell for people due to competition and productivity gains.

Now, deflation is the death knell for our debt based system, so much so that everyone accepts 2% inflation, which robs 2% from everyone holding FRNs.


Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:43 | 3714715 kridkrid
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I don't know if you've ever seen the propaganda films about inflation and why it's a good thing... circa 30's and 40's. They were clearly "over the top"... but didn't seem like it at the time, I'm sure. But they succeeeded. We are so many generations removed from critical thought surrounding monetary policy that skepticism falls primarily against those who question our monetary system instead of the criminals in charge of it.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:57 | 3714561 Herd Redirectio...
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The truth is, if there were no bailouts, yeah, the last 4 years would have been painful.  Turbulent.  Rioutous even.

But we would genuinely be recovering by now. 

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:15 | 3714621 kridkrid
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I question that assumption. We have been on an unprecedented 40+ year "experiment". It isn't just that fiat money isn't really anything... it's that all of that fiat money has been loaned into existence. All collateral has been rehypothecated so many times over that the daisy chain of global collapse will be unlike anything we've every wittnessed, I believe. Going back 4 years wouldn't change a thing. All just my opinion, of course.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 15:08 | 3714848 Herd Redirectio...
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Assuming everything collapsed (instead of the bank bailouts and ZIRP), things would be recovering by now.

Not assuming there were no bailouts, and everything else continued like nothing happened.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:25 | 3714473 Xibalba
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Green Shoots! (in foot)

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:30 | 3714500 Unknown Poster
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Lead free primers and bullets. ;-)

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:27 | 3714482 gimli
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Methinks Dudders is a bit too optimistic about the Fed's optimism.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:28 | 3714487 slaughterer
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Dudley: what Stolper will become with a promotion.  

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:28 | 3714490 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Mr. Dudley should wax his legs and try out for a cheerleading squad.

Ra ra ra.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:31 | 3714502 gimli
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I think Dudley also predicted that Apple will add 8-10 new flavors of Ipad in 2014.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:33 | 3714508 LetThemEatRand
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For some reason, whenever I order iPad takeout, I am hungry again just an hour or so later.  Strange.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:33 | 3714507 dcb
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these people are criminals of the highest order, they need to be treated as such.

as long as cheap miney flows to him and his goldman cronies, that is all he cares about.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:33 | 3714509 Colonel Klink
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Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:34 | 3714511 TrustWho
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The Fed must be preparing the excuses that blames everyone else for the coming drop. I bet the fear is thick enough you could cut it with a knife. Beheadings are coming, but again, Daddy Bernanke may make the "Hakuna Matata" speech and the algos will spike UP!

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:55 | 3714512 Dr. Engali
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Prosperity is always 'just around the corner' with these guys. "Bare with us it's coming we promise". I don't suppose it ever occurs to them that perpetual growth is not necessarily a good thing. 

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:37 | 3714513 Cognitive Dissonance
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The PONZI high priest has spoken. Please extend your Papal....er.....Ponzi ring so that I may grovel on my knees while kissing it.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:38 | 3714521 Dr. Engali
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Hey CD. How's the new place? Are you adjusting to the new living environment?

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:00 | 3714565 Cognitive Dissonance
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Mrs. Cog and I are quickly adapting to the slower "Mountain Time" mentality very nicely. Great people around here who, while showing some caution while interacting with the "city folk", could not be more gracious and welcoming.

To be perfectly honest I suspect the locals don't expect us to last thru the coming winter. If so that just affords us more ways to surrpise and delight them when we do. Both Mrs Cog and I spent most of our childhood in the northern US so heavy snow, bitter cold and bad roads are not new to us.

Mrs. Cog has penned an article detailing some of our experiences during the ongoing transition. I shall be guest posting Mrs Cog's debut here on ZH in a few days or sooner. Stay tuned.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:06 | 3714589 Dr. Engali
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Well good luck. I look forward to Mrs. Cog's article.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:08 | 3714596 Bay of Pigs
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Best wishes and good luck to you CD.

Peace and Aloha...


Tue, 07/02/2013 - 14:52 | 3714766 chubbar
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Hey Cog, without being too specific, what area have you moved to?

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 15:21 | 3714895 Mrs. Cog
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The Blue Ridge Mountains, high above the clouds.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 13:41 | 3714515 ebworthen
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"Mustard seeds!  Green shoots! 

Wait...astro-turf...my bad."

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