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Bolivia's Air Force One Finally Granted European Overflight: Currently Above Spain

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/03/2013 07:46 -0400

It appears that all it took for Spain to finally grant Bolivian president Evo Morales a green light to fly in its airspace was a thorough Austrian check of its cargo hold, a la Millennium Falcon, to make sure it does not hide Barack Obama's public enemy number 1. Sure enough, the plane has left Vienna and at last check was about to fly over Madrid in a few short minutes.

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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:48 | 3717549 lakecity55

Maduro was in Moscow, also.

How about Bolivia was a decoy, and Snowman is now safely on a Caracas-bound flight, showing Maduro all sorts of cool stuff on his laptop?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:56 | 3718188 Chaos_Theory

Plus, as a cagey old KGB guy, he knows how to run a counterintelligence op. Let the office where the suspected mole is get the info that Snowden will be on the plane, then see if that info ends up somewhere else. Now he has confirmation that department X has a mole.

_{Strictly a "hypothesis" of course (that's for you, my fav 3-letter Puzzle Palace followers).}

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:47 | 3717543 RaceToTheBottom

Austria was just having a sale on airplane fuel and wanted to make sure they knew about it....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:54 | 3717583 Xue

The vice-president of Bolivia speaking, for those who understand spanish:

Evo Morales está secuestrado en Europa, denuncia vicepresidente de Bolivia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuZ35-BPYjI

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:04 | 3717630 g'kar

Russia should try one more time to launch Snowden to the ISS.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:05 | 3717633 el Gallinazo

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

- The O'Borga Collective

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:20 | 3717706 AlamoJack

Read ALL of DiLorenzo's Books. You will know more from them than you ever learned (sic) in college.

Burma Shave

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:22 | 3717717 jtlien

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

Snowden needs a well dressed intelligence guy to try to stick him on the plane (without a passport) like that Underwear Bomber guy had. Snowden is already probably on a Russian sub headed for his ultimate destination. Putin is probably laughing over this one. Telling Obama in a none to subtle way that those moles he has in Russia are not as reliable as he thought.Smiley would say they had just been fed chicken feed.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:03 | 3717908 Kirk2NCC1701

Karla's people just zinged Smiley's People.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:28 | 3718023 PT

Step 2. Pretend Snowy is in country X.
Step 3. Analyze passenger lists for people travelling to country X from, say, perhaps, USA.
Step 4. Pretend Snowy is in country Y.
Step 5. see step 3.
...
?

Any other games we can play?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:11 | 3718257 Winston Smith 2009

Hmmm, I wonder if the Russians were clever enough during the cold war to create a hermetically sealed, person-smuggling survival pod for use in cargo holds, one that could be buried in the back of one of those large airline cargo containers and look like a large cargo trunk or commercial cargo?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:49 | 3718479 noses

Just in case anyone wanted to know...

http://www.flightradar24.com/#!/2013-07-02/16:35/FAB1

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:16 | 3718621 MeelionDollerBogus

Silly spies.

Snowden's in the Bat-Wing.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 20:28 | 3720153 TNTARG

True that at this point nobody gives a shit about politics, but if the US wanted to do something to undermine the "southamerican project", it just did a lot in the opposite direction.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 21:59 | 3720201 are we there yet

Has anyone smuggeled Snowden a light saber?

Bolivia's Air Force One Finally Granted European Overflight: Currently Above Spain

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