• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

Game Over? Morsi Under House Arrest, ABC Reports

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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:28 | 3718022 slaughterer
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Cell-mate: Snowden. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:32 | 3718049 ghengis86
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Cell-mate: Mubarak

Check-mate: Morsi

Fuck-mate: Obama

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:40 | 3718099 Freedom In Your...
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How long do you think it will take before Eygpt finally realizes the idea of government is insane and refuses to let anyone take control?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:45 | 3718127 kridkrid
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They seem closer than we are.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:56 | 3718185 Freedom In Your...
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They are much closer than USA is. If all the people that are out protesting in Eygpt right now got the right idea through their bread helmet clad skulls they could become free. I still think that is a long ways off though.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:59 | 3718200 Stackers
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and back to the military dictatorship. Mumbooboo

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:21 | 3718333 fonestar
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Give this fuck Morsi one bullet in the back of the head.

Ditto for any other western stooge they try put in place.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:29 | 3718989 TBT or not TBT
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Which part of "Muslim Brotherhood" is "western".

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 19:56 | 3720059 StychoKiller
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SHouldn't you be asking MI-6 or the CIA?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:07 | 3718244 Coldsun
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But no one wants him as a fuck-mate. He's selfish and whines all the time. And he's definetely not pretty enough to be as dumb as he is. Plus think of everyone that would watch... Might as well post it on youtube since half the government would be recording/watching and we all know the SEC would definetely be watching. All those awkward looks the morning after during the walk of shame.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:02 | 3718550 JuliaS
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American trained general Abdel Fattah el-Sisi runs the curtains, America supplies the puppets, Israel pulls the strings. Same shit, different day.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:29 | 3718025 nope-1004
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All of your Obama bitch are belong to us.


Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:45 | 3718128 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

Like America, Egypt got what they wanted..., and voted for.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:29 | 3718026 Temporalist
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Free Zimmerman!  Wait...Free Corzine!  Darn...Free Cheney...I just can't get this right

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:42 | 3718118 Colonel Klink
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Let me help you out, FREE EDWARD SNOWDEN!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:47 | 3718134 Temporalist
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No, no no you need to brush up on your Doublespeak.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:54 | 3718180 SilverIsKing
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Georgward Snowmermin.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:56 | 3718846 Freddie
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Obama is probably playing golf with US generals and admirals plus Alexander and Clapper. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:29 | 3718029 max2205
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Send in the F-16's Barry

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:30 | 3718031 Dr. Engali
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Damn it must suck being a sock puppet when the puppet master abandons you.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:33 | 3718057 ghengis86
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It's not the hand up your ass that hurts; it's when they pull it out with a fistful of your innards that smarts!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:41 | 3718105 cifo
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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:34 | 3718060 NotApplicable
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Nary a string in sight.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:47 | 3718477 dvfco
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It could feel good to have someone's hand out of your ass, so long as you had advance plans for getting around, ya know?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:58 | 3718540 JuliaS
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Time to hang the socks to dry.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:29 | 3718032 1000yrdstare
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How long will it take for the next puppet to be put in place?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:32 | 3718048 NotApplicable
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Musharraf is available, I believe. He's got plenty of experience, too.

A real win-win.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:35 | 3718066 Renewable Life
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Probably a few language and cultural barriers that need to be addressed, but nothing the CIA can't handle!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:45 | 3718470 dvfco
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One of the 3 best documentaries I've ever seen was called, "Dinner with the President".  Filmmakers traveled around Pakistan asking people from all walks of life, all over the country what they would ask the President if they could.  That was the 1st hour of the film and in the 2nd hour they had dinner with the President and his mother (yes, that was a little odd.)

But, I remember Musharraf basically said he took over the country (again) because he didn't like the way it was being run.  He was going to stay in charge for about 2 more years (at that time) and then have popular elections.  He said, more or less, that if the Pakistani people then chose some shitheads to run their government, it was their problem. But, he said his goal was to get to a point where there could be at least one set of free elections and he could walk away.  

They, like us, elected shitheads.  There's something to be said for what he did, or tried to do, for the average Paki (or Stanley - I don't know the proper way to refer to someone from Pakistan.  Help?)  /\sarc -- but only the last dozen words or so.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:30 | 3718036 Dr. No
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Reminds me of "Bat fight".... a bunch of build up and then the end.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:31 | 3718040 FieldingMellish
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Arab Spring 2.0 is much faster than Arab Spring, Classic Version.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:33 | 3718053 NotApplicable
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Now the Arab Summer of Love.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:38 | 3718086 EL INDIO
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If people think about it this fact says a lot.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:02 | 3718214 NoDebt
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It says it's a lot harder to throw a guy out who's had 30 years to consolidate his power than it is to throw out a guy who's only had 1.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:33 | 3718055 22winmag
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Attention U.S. Military... please do the same thing here.


It's high time to do your sworn duty and protect the people from the domestic terrorists in Washington,

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:36 | 3718075 NotApplicable
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You really want Russian troops over here to help out their "American partners?"


Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:38 | 3718081 SheepDog-One
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'A rifle behind every blade of grass'....meh, I say bring em on! 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:47 | 3718138 Renewable Life
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Your confused, the military and police are WITH Obama here!!!

We are the end user as they say, we're the consumer, Egypt and its neighbors are the producers! Maybe you need to visualize it like this!

America is the tourist in Beverley Hills that wants to pay $28 for a bowl or strawberries! Egypt is the illegal farm worker that is paid $8 a day to pick those strawberries!! The American military get $12 a bowl of the $28, Obama is the hotel manager who splits up the rest with his staff!!

What fucking world do you live in, that you think the MIC, CIA, NSA, and the Generals in America are going to turn on their Boy????

The only way this changes, is if that bowl of berries is suddenly only worth $2, then shit will get hot, but it won't be so you can get more freedom or liberties back, I can promise you that!!!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:14 | 3718287 22winmag
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If you spent a day in uniform... maybe you'd understand. Some things matter more than money, and duty, honor, and country are far from dead in the U.S. Military...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:04 | 3718878 Freddie
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LOL!  The U.S. military has a long history in selling out the American people and the enlisted troops, sailors and airmen.   The Joint Chiefs loves their whore like Jill Kelly-Abdullah, weapons systems, pensions, perks, cheap booze and on and on.  Third world countries have far more honor in their military.   The Egyptian people and military have far more honor than Americans except Edward Snowden and a few other whistle blowerrs. 

The Pentagon loves Obama.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:44 | 3718459 ThisIsBob
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You want the fucking military to run this country?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:35 | 3718069 Charles Wilson
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"Mr. Morsi's circumcision was found to be insufficient for the office he was holding at the time.  A new one, initiated just below the chin, will be implemented by the Egyptian Women's Auxilliary Force.

We expect a full recovery..."


Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:36 | 3718072 1000yrdstare
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"Attention U.S. Military... please do the same thing here.


It's high time to do your sworn duty and protect the people from the domestic terrorists in Washington,"


Sorry, they are a little tied up at the moment freedoming the shit out of the rest of the world.......

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:39 | 3718090 SheepDog-One
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They're freedoming the FUCK out of the world!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:08 | 3718900 Freddie
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The brass in the U.S. military loves Obama.  They won't do shit.  We have a bunch of cowards.    They all want govt contractors jobs and cool Operation Mockingbird Hollywood sppok jobs.  F them.

Oh and bring it on with Russian troops.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:36 | 3718073 SheepDog-One
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I must pick up a new 'Dictator Trader' magazine at 7-11 at lunchtime.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:37 | 3718077 GrinandBearit
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This needs to happen in the US. 

I would love to see Obummers face as he's taken away in handcuffs.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:41 | 3718103 EL INDIO
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Let’s start with Cheney, Rumsfeld and Bush first.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:39 | 3718094 Divine Wind
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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:39 | 3718096 apberusdisvet
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The US won't invade; Unlike Lybia, Egypt doesn't have enough gold to cure the cartel's leasing/hypothecation problem.

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