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Meet Willem Buiter's Sexy, Demented Stalker
And now for something completely different.
Citi's Willem Buiter is best known for his exhaustive, often times fatalistic outlook on Europe (he will ultimately be right about the Grexit, and Spexit, and ultimately Dexit, the only problem is so will Meredith Whitney about the state of the US municipals - eventually). It appears there may have been a reason for his dour outlook on life: a sexy stalker as it turns out. A sexy, but very demented stalker.
Meet Heleen Mees. Helen, 44, a one-time NYU professor from the Netherlands, had once been in a relationship with the fellow Dutchman and current Citi economist (unclear how long said relationship with the married with children Buiter took place).
The relationship turned sour, however, and the couple split, at which point Mees proceeded to bombard Buiter with over 1,000 emails, between July 1, 2011 and Monday, which contained everything from photos of herself masturbating and images of other naked women, to threats, while at least one was a hyper-sexual come-on. “What can I do to make it right? Shall I lick your balls?”
Mees allegedly wrote in one email. “Shall we adopt a child?” she wrote in another.
In a third she said: “Hope your plane falls out of the sky.” Well, if Buiter was harboring Snowden in his carry on, this just may have happened.
The pair were once lovers — but at some point, the romance apparently soured and Mees unleashed her wrath on her fellow Dutchman. A noted researcher and columnist who speaks five languages, Mees barraged Buiter with an avalanche of emails between July 1, 2011, and Monday.
In addition to sending him X-rated images of herself, she sent him a photo of dead birds on May 3.
Mees also targeted Buiter’s economist wife, Anne, and children, sending them unwanted messages as well, court papers say. Buiter demanded she stop, and still the loony stalker kept harassing him.
Even after Buiter sent Mees a cease-and-desist letter Feb. 27, she allegedly wouldn’t stop, sending the object of her twisted desire several hundred more emails. “Defendant’s actions have caused him severe annoyance and alarm, and fear for his physical safety of his wife and children,” the criminal complaint says.
Mees — who once founded a female-empowerment organization called Women on Top — was arrested at 11:45 p.m. Monday.
She was arraigned Tuesday on stalking, harassment and aggravated harassment charges. She was ordered held on $5,000 bail.
Mees’ Legal Aid lawyer, Vaneshka Hyacinthe, said her client “had a longstanding relationship” with Buiter and “the emails go in both directions.”
Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Robert Mandelbaum issued Mees an order of protection and demanded she stay away from Buiter and his family.
“Do not call them, do not go to their home, school, businesses, place of employment . . . no email, no text messages, instant messages, no phone calls, letters, fax or voice messages,” the judge said.
A doorman at her building in DUMBO, Brooklyn, described her as a generous tipper and frequent traveler who is always seen with her bike and laptop.
So now we know about Buiter's secret life. Now: our kingdom for a few hints from the NSA about the "racy" contents the daily email back and forth between Jan Hatzius and Bill Dudley...
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Why is the word sexy in there?
What? You don't find women who send you photos of dead birds sexy?
Actually.. if the dead bird was a chicken... and it had been very nicely cooked, and arranged artistically on a plate with a variety of other comestibles... and there was a glass of champagne... I suppose it could be sexy.
It seems bankers are also bankers in their personal lives.
Dead birds? Oh, dear, I blacked out after I read about getting a video of her masturbating....
Sounds like the typical academic to me...and a hipster to boot!
So how do you say "rabbit stew" in Dutch?
Demented Stalker: What can I do to make it right? Shall I lick your balls?
Stalkee: Yes. But then I must finish then you must immediately leave.
NEVER. Stick your dick in crazy.
Why is the first thought in my mind "liberal Obama supporter"..
Have to admit, she's a PILF (psycho id like to ..)
Need to see more pics before I can determine whether she is demented...
'Cause she ain't sexy...
Nice taste, Willem....
gasp
bad tits.
She moonlights as the Bad Idea T Shirt girl according to the ad on the right...
Dear Ms. Mees,
Take him down and out, be a national heroine.
She is smoking hot. I gotta say I have a soft spot for intellectual women who can be naughty. She speaks five languages, and did I say she was naughty?
Being a bit of fruit cake and pissing on the family was EXTREMELY uncool though.
Just don't.
Heed Buckaroo Banzai's advice.
Trust us.
You're right if course, but unfortunately, the very best screws are almost always bat-shit crazy.
Pretty tough to not pull the trigger once in a while.
I can attest to that. And I survived. (Whew!)
True cuz, how true. Believe the man, he is right. The 6 second (compared to a womans 20 second) orgasm is SO totally not worth it!!
Why didnt she boil a rabbit?
That's a very limiting precept.
I'll banged her
I like crazy. How come the other guy always gets the crazy? I need Heleen (or Jody Arias) in my life!
re: "Shall I lick your balls?”
So she's a teabagger...with a dead bird fetish.
s/ not that there's anything wrong with that.../s
I bet she could toss a mean salad.
Just sayin...
I don't know... Konijnstoofpot maybe? http://www.kookse.tv/eten/konijnstoofpot/
yep konijnenstoofpot
it's real love guys... the dutch way hahaha
rule 1 of fight club ----- no kardashian like stories ............ come on tylers, you gotta be better than this
Yeah a bit cheap. But then again if it exposes and brings down arseholes im all for it!
Pillow talk has destroyed many empires.
Reggie, stick it in me again ....
Willem It Was Really Nothing....
Lurid yes, but the relevance is that the NSA has some type of this background info on most people in power. We know they collected it, many of us believe they looked at it and are using it to move decisions toward what they want. It would explain why so many political and regulatory bodies have made such epic bad decisions to uphold the status quo.
The beauty of having everyone know about the system is that everyone's default reaction to claimed evidence will be to believe it. If there isn't damning evidence already there, give them a day, and they'll put some in quick and tidy: you may have never been within a mile of an actual goat, but trust me, we have pictures. ;)
If allowed to exist, that system (just the mere threat of it) is the ultimate control mechanism for any and all who are vulnerable to public opinion.
I see the NSA as a primary source of this sort of lurid info--at least for blackmail or "Cooperation". Likely the ones collecting the data are sexual deviants as well, so they're only "following their passion" and getting paid big spend to boot. It's the american dream.
I do wonder what Mr Buiter was working on that had to be so fantastically shitcanned...now he's a dead agent, no one will ever take him seriously again.
European Politicians Are Realizing – Blackmail is the Game
July 1, 2013 by Martin Armstrong
A revelation is dawning that the excuse of the NSA looking for terrorists but taking absolutely everything, is at last causing a light to go off. European politicians realize that they are targets and the name of the game is to blackmail anyone that the NSA simply does not like.
. . .
Back in November 2012, we published that blackmail was taking place politically. On the Hill, I personally made inquiries as to the shadow common force that seemed to be moving the legislation. There was no individual responsible for all the Draconian legislation appearing.
However, connecting the dots, each piece was shaping up to be a common agenda. When I asked that question on the Hill behind closed doors, I was told that the politicians all had a common issue – they could be blackmailed. I wrote at that time:
“Thanks to Lindsey Graham you have no right to a lawyer or to a trial. Why did he champion that? The rumor was he is an alleged closet homosexual and he would be exposed if he did not eliminate the right to lawyers and a public trial. What was done to Raleigh can be done to anyone now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ni-nPc6gT4
Then there is Charles B. Rangel who gets caught not remembering to pay his taxes and strangely then introduces tax bills to prosecute more people for doing what he did. Curious coincidence?“
http://armstrongeconomics.com/2013/07/01/european-politicians-are-realiz...The tide is turning, Matrix.
http://12160.info/forum/topics/university-of-wisconsinaudio-students-que...
HERE is a little help to encourage you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CroiMURk8SU
i sent this out to the NSA and the US OFFICIAL websites directly, along with the 'keylogging keywords', less than 12 hours ago.
On a lighter note, this woman COULD be desirable, if she worked off her cellulite-laden arms and laid off of the SSRI's.
Bitch is craz-az-zy
You can see it in her eyes.
this is why prudent bankers buy whores and go to strip clubs. contractual obligations clear. offer acceptance consideration.
So, a sociopath was dating a psychopath. Riveting.
Hot / Crazy Scale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc4TXCZGgXY
I don't find stretched arm skin sexy.
I don't find a freckly non-cleavage chest void sexy. Maybe it's a Dutch thing?
Couldn't tell you. I do not deal with Euro people. My ancestors left Europe for a reason.
She's got that stark Dragon lady thing going on doesn't she? I envision her with an entourage of vaguely European ambiguously gay sycophants wearing turtle necks all in black. She radiates cold, creepy and broken.
Not sure how he popped wood. Any normal man get his dick any where near someone that cold, it would crawl up inside. Then again, beauty is only a light switch away.
That's just cruel
Really funny but cruel
AT my age I settle for respiration.
She's just a real smart crazy bitch that loves to fuck. There aint a damned thing wrong with that.
Her problem is, she needs a real man, that can handle a crazy smart bitch that loves to fuck.
You find those in the South sweetheart...
That doesn't make her sexy, that makes her a heathen and unreliable.
I am from the South, and despite most southerners; I don't have this obsessive ego that says I am better than everyone else, that I do find quite pathetic.
Hell yes ! Crazy ass bitches are the best !!
I guess I'll have to say it again.
NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.
Never.
Absolutely. Stay the fuck away from any kind of crazy girl no matter how hot or easy or tempting.. You have no idea what you'll be getting yourself into (pun not intended)
Amen.
lol...the wisest man I've ever known once told me the following.
A hard Dick has no conscience. at the time I was young and naive enough to think he was wrong.
Never even speak to crazy unless you are sure it is anonymous crazy!
And I will say it agian. Crazy ass bitchez are awesome in bed !
Damn son, just don't do it if'n your married.
true dat, unfortunately for her, the real men in the South can't help her climb to the Top of The Pyramid, whereas wrinkly old Shiti-banker tools from the Continent can.
and therein lies the real dilemma for crazy smart bitches who like to fuck.
Her 'Turkeys' do look done....not sure about them being dead
For them is sexy for you maybe not, what's the point?
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Willem!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM64Y8ndyG4
You know over history trails that females kept that shit together, they were hunters and providers, males were more of fucking type and defense weapon and thats all. If that bitch put her sight on that guy shes gonna hunt him down, despite his male sounds and feather puffing.
Nonsense. Direct language, stern tone, sends them packing everytime.
Really tho, who gives a fuck about stuff like this? Ohhhh... Yaaaaa
Beer my friend, beer.
I gave up drinking when I realized that I would rather have the muscles it stops from growing. I prefer being strong than having the ability to escape reality.
Sexy is an NYU prof using Legal Aid. What a crack whore.
"Why is the word sexy in there?"
I think we need to see the pics of her masturbating before making a final determination on whether or not that is an appropriate adjective.
In other news, Joe Lavorgna still cannot get laid
@The Master
Too busy playing on his GameBoy while wearing his Green Lantern custome and Japanese anime playing on a TV in the background.
Yep, the Overpossessive Girlfeind strikes again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA96RGLwMuw
Overly Attached Girlfriend is the best!
"Hell has no fury as a woman scorned." - Willem Buiter
Heaven hath no furry like a japanese woman so adorned.
- Smegley Wanxalot -
Heleen Mees = Blythe Masters.
'sexy'....meh.
Where are the pics of her masturbating?
Fort Meade
Beat me to it... more pithily, too.
I found that particulalry amusing after I noticed your login name.
Anyway, you can get those shots the usual way... by asking one of Snowden's ex-colleagues through the usual channels.
One other thing ... I have to love the concept of "I'll show you for leaving me, you asshole ... I'll mail you pics of myself masturbating so you'll learn your lesson!"
If my exwife or exGF mailed me that, they'd be plastered on mybitchyexgirlfriend.com or jackonmyexespic.com in about 5 seconds.
those appear to be untaken domain names
you need to get busy and get that site up and running...IPO that shit by august
Cougarlife.com
@smegley Wanxalot
She can say, "Oh" in five different languages!
I love how the guy who cheats on his wife gets away scot free, but it's the economist whore he cheated with who get arrested.
'Murica!!
What don't you understand by the word no...?
First of all who says he got off scot free? I'm sure his wife might be making him pay a price for his actions, and second of all he isn't stalking her. She's the freaking loon. The affair was between two consenting adults, you don't arrest a person for that.
spot on...economist and whore should always be used in the same sentence.
Nice boobs, crazy eyes.
It's always in the eyes, but something tells me he wasn't looking at those much.
Time for some push-ups, hun... can't stand bingo wings.
If her upper arms have aged like that, I doubt anywhere else has fared any better.
Or are we being shallow now? Should we only concentrate on her 'personality'?
Lol, she's probably dry as a bone down there too. We'd need to see the maturbation images to know properly!
I'm not offering to inspect by the way.
If CITI shareholders are not mentioned, why is this piece here?
Its a slow day in the markets
Mild relationship by "banker standards"......bring out some farm animals and cocaine in the story and you might start to approach sensationalixm
It'll be a made for TV movie, HBO sounds like a good fit, within 3 years...
Bad skin.
Looks like she has a bad case of ring around the collar.
Psychopath.
Meh...Dutch chicks are usually crazy .... if one hangs with them long enough you'll discover that.
True that. Try being married to one. There are tons of them around my locale, the whole damn area was settled by the Dutch. If your name doen not end with a Vander, Vande, Van De, Vanden...........your lost.
@quasimodo
What I can't figure out is why all of the vander- families here are so below average in height. Anyone else I've ever met from the Netherlands, particularly the women, are usually above average height.
It's because our food here in the US has become entirely nutritionless in the last 30 years. Europeans in general are much taller than we are now, because of this fact. 30 years ago, before our food became empty GMO calories, it was the opposite case.
Yes and yes. Funny thing is many of the families around here, with money, tend to eat very healthy i.e. most organic or natural stuff. There are some pretty tall Dutch women/younger girls....has always been the case in the immediate area. It's almost like a club if you are Dutch...gets fucking old at times. I don't have an ounce of it in me so thakfully the kids are a bit diluted lol.
Two of the local private colleges are pretty much a mating grounds for Dutch kids to find a spouse. There are other nationalities, to be sure, however the premise has not changed a ton over the years. The old saying "you ain't much if you ain't Dutch" or being part of the "Dutch bunch" still holds sway.
Some of these gals can wrap thier legs around you twice.
WHOA!!! Is this true? "Europeans in general are much taller than we are now, because of this fact"? - anyway, Obama and Cameron want to level that field, by smashing EU food standards with the Transatlantic Trade Treaty and get us europeans all GMO foods we can eat...
& all of them would type 'you are lost' or 'you're'
Dutch women are insane. I dealt with them for decades, then grew up.
Dad used to say: "Built like a Dutch plow; heavy where the pin goes in."
It's rain on the scarecrow, blood on the plow.
I also receive mails of woman that want to lick my balls and than I give them my Visa card details and... they just stop emailing me....
I get only e-mails from old catholic ladies, who want to marry me.
"founded a female-empowerment organization called Women on Top"
I'll say! My mind wandered right there!
Demented.....Keynesian economist..What's the difference?
She looks like Snoopy...
A friend once told me that an affairs are lots of fun, until you break up. That's when the real shit happens.
On the first pic above, she has the look of Abba's Frida...
Women on Top, you say?
Time to put on a sweater vest, grab a box of Godivas and hit the next meeting. You know the old saying, "Crazy in the head, wild in the bed".
Bingo. The crazy ones like to work it out in the sack. So do the ones with daddy issues.
I would f...this woman until the Fed stops QE...
Beer goggles.
Gawd, what a scary look she has. In fact, the only woman in history more frightening was the famous episode of Lost in Space when the green alien woman was floating outside the ship, making a play for Dr. Smith ("Dr. Smith !! Handsome, pretty handsome Dr. Smith !").
I remember that episode. It gave me the beejebees when I was a kid.
Dr. Smith coded as gay: single middle aged, professional, impeccably groomed, fastidious, vinegary. of course he didn't fall for the siren song.
Yeah, never once saw him stare at Judy's ass.
Even scarier would be Nanci Pilosi in the buff, lap dancing Harry Reed while reading the minority house minutes aloud. Or the other way arround. Try to get that image out of your mind.
She's skank.
But typical dickhead, can't keep his cock in his pants. I hope his wife does more than lick his balls. Twat.
“Defendant’s actions have caused him severe annoyance and alarm, and fear for his physical safety of his wife and children,” the criminal complaint says.
I didn't realize this type of activity was illegal but Bernie and the Feds actions cause the same exact effects on me and my family. Suit coming.
She's got crazy eyes.
True! But I Lol'd because your line reminded me of that bitchin old Bob Welch tune.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Hell hath no fury like a crazy-woman's scorned porn". I say that all the time, actually. By the way, how do I go about getting included in her e-mail distribution list?
Crazy chicks are committed; its the normal ones that let you down.
Five minutes of Alpha.
Dr. Death reincarnated. That he/she needs to be kept away from shiny objects.
Example: Southpark Incubus< That's some scary SHIT!
A NYU professor. Enough said.
For every Tyler who thinks a women is "sexy" there is a Willem who is tired of her crazy, stupid, pointless shit.
Nice.
Zerohedge: this is lame. Stay out of some guys personal life. Don't embarrass the woman. What the fuck have some class.
They are ALL fucking crazy, ground wires are disconnected. That is what makes them so HOT!
She looks just as crazy as my ex is.......
Keynesian economist...she wanted moar..moar..moar.....she should date Krugman....but he likes guys I think..old keynesian Economists
In the midnight hour, she cried MOAR, MOAR, MOAR...(faking it all the way)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
NO, she needs to get with THE PAULSON, and wipe the sweat from his flushed /sarc/ face with her fake blonde-colored hair!
BETTER, a threesome, with 'the Bernank' and the 'Timmy ("Turbo-Tsx") Geithner', as the 'male hosts'!
KRUGMAN is a softened old wimp wannabe, a man incapble of 'erecting' anything (much less his cock).
Actually, since this power-hungry bitch wants' a real man', She should look for 'dating options' with the likes of DICK CHENEY. Now, THERE's a REAL prick! He isn't actually 'queer', but enjoys fucking EVERYONE, regardless of gender. If you are 'not tight enough for this little prick (regardless of anal or vaginal abilities), he will eventually pull a 'Boston Brakes' thingie on your ass.
Gee, I forget the associate editor of the Rolling Stone Magazine who just had his ass snuffed out...
What was this psycho bitch's name over there in the Netherlands, again? She had strange eyes, but cellulite arms, and her rack was drooping...
No
You might say that she was pursuing her responsibilities as chair (wo)man of the feminist right movement that promotes woman in top jobs.
It is called "Women On Top".
That is what you call dedication Heleen teach them how it’s done.
http://www.women-on-top.nl/
Hilarious and priceless
You know, the article and story were very lame... but the comments in this blog were hilirous, thanks you'all for the laugh over my morning coffee!
should have titled the article Sex in the CITI...
and yes speaking from exp...one way or another he will be paying for this forever.
My advice to all you raging-hard-ons out there: Never fuck a woman with more problems than you. Reversed, this is probably good advice for women too.
You wouldn't kick her out!
http://www.speakersacademy.nl/data/pdf/NL/2009/Najaar/HeleenMees.pdf
One can manage crazy, and there is nothing wrong with demented.
Society has become a bunch of 'STONERS WITH BONERS'.
The hard part is defining 'who has more problems than you have'.
I usually squeese a little lemon Juice on the 'defining members', and watch to see if the 'member' reacts violently, Hoser.
'They' used to call this 'The Acid Test'.
Also, it seasons the taste of the parts that yoiu might enjoy eating (just saying...).
MMM...FISH with TARTAR...
this is an okay article for ZeroHedge 2.0
we need an econo TMZ type blog to find out who's zoomin who in the finance space
enquiring minds want to know
this doesn't quite cut it- but with a little "twerking" it has potential
http://insidecablenews.wordpress.com/category/bloomberg/
http://insidecablenews.wordpress.com/category/cnbc/
That's the thing with crazy, smart bitchez... If you break it off with them, it fucks with their over inflated female egos and makes them want you even more... Venus indeed.
Your right hand will never stalk you ...
Kids, remember that.
What's up with the {Kama-Sutra} picture in the background? Does she specialise in handjobs?
looking at her arms I would say no.
Her thesis http://wagner.nyu.edu/faculty/publications/files/Mees_ChangingFortunes.pdf concludes:
This collection of papers reflects my first foray in academia. All papers relate ?– one way or the other ?– to
China. Chapter 2 proves the central thesis of this thesis, namely that China?’s boom caused the 2008 financial
crisis and ensuing recession. It builds on the work by Taylor (2008), Obstfeld and Rogoff (2010), Bernanke
(2005), Greenspan (2011) and Warnock and Warnock (2009). Its main contribution is that it shows that the
built-up of total debt securities, rather than foreign purchases of U.S. Treasuries, depressed 10-year Treasury
yields from 2004 on. In addition, I show that the Fed, with its excessively loose monetary policy in the early
2000s, contributed to a large extent to the housing bubble and current debt overload of U.S. households.
This is just a road bump in here career. Five years from now she'll be running the IMF. You have to believe there is a whole generation of people like her, in the wings, being groomed to take over when the Bernanks of the world retire.
Oh.
She's a stupid, vapid 'wannabe' intellectual, Kenseyian-worshipping bitch, with delusions of granduer.
The CHINESE did it to us! I have been SO STUPID!
All this time, i thought it was the Nixon/Ford/Clinton/Reagan//Carter/Bush/Bush/Obama/Obama regiemes, sponsored by KISSINGER and SOROS!
May I kiss your chicken-wing thingies, Ms. (insert this bitchez name here)?
"Chapter 2 proves the central thesis of this thesis, namely that China?’s boom caused the 2008 financial crisis and ensuing recession."
I can't wait for CHAPTER THREE, where Lenin PROVES that we have given him enough rope to HANG OURSELVES!