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Meet Willem Buiter's Sexy, Demented Stalker
And now for something completely different.
Citi's Willem Buiter is best known for his exhaustive, often times fatalistic outlook on Europe (he will ultimately be right about the Grexit, and Spexit, and ultimately Dexit, the only problem is so will Meredith Whitney about the state of the US municipals - eventually). It appears there may have been a reason for his dour outlook on life: a sexy stalker as it turns out. A sexy, but very demented stalker.
Meet Heleen Mees. Helen, 44, a one-time NYU professor from the Netherlands, had once been in a relationship with the fellow Dutchman and current Citi economist (unclear how long said relationship with the married with children Buiter took place).
The relationship turned sour, however, and the couple split, at which point Mees proceeded to bombard Buiter with over 1,000 emails, between July 1, 2011 and Monday, which contained everything from photos of herself masturbating and images of other naked women, to threats, while at least one was a hyper-sexual come-on. “What can I do to make it right? Shall I lick your balls?”
Mees allegedly wrote in one email. “Shall we adopt a child?” she wrote in another.
In a third she said: “Hope your plane falls out of the sky.” Well, if Buiter was harboring Snowden in his carry on, this just may have happened.
The pair were once lovers — but at some point, the romance apparently soured and Mees unleashed her wrath on her fellow Dutchman. A noted researcher and columnist who speaks five languages, Mees barraged Buiter with an avalanche of emails between July 1, 2011, and Monday.
In addition to sending him X-rated images of herself, she sent him a photo of dead birds on May 3.
Mees also targeted Buiter’s economist wife, Anne, and children, sending them unwanted messages as well, court papers say. Buiter demanded she stop, and still the loony stalker kept harassing him.
Even after Buiter sent Mees a cease-and-desist letter Feb. 27, she allegedly wouldn’t stop, sending the object of her twisted desire several hundred more emails. “Defendant’s actions have caused him severe annoyance and alarm, and fear for his physical safety of his wife and children,” the criminal complaint says.
Mees — who once founded a female-empowerment organization called Women on Top — was arrested at 11:45 p.m. Monday.
She was arraigned Tuesday on stalking, harassment and aggravated harassment charges. She was ordered held on $5,000 bail.
Mees’ Legal Aid lawyer, Vaneshka Hyacinthe, said her client “had a longstanding relationship” with Buiter and “the emails go in both directions.”
Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Robert Mandelbaum issued Mees an order of protection and demanded she stay away from Buiter and his family.
“Do not call them, do not go to their home, school, businesses, place of employment . . . no email, no text messages, instant messages, no phone calls, letters, fax or voice messages,” the judge said.
A doorman at her building in DUMBO, Brooklyn, described her as a generous tipper and frequent traveler who is always seen with her bike and laptop.
So now we know about Buiter's secret life. Now: our kingdom for a few hints from the NSA about the "racy" contents the daily email back and forth between Jan Hatzius and Bill Dudley...
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If he puts his balls in her mouth he deserves everything he gets.
She rubs the lotion on her skin...
PUT THE LOTION ON, BITCH!
HEXIT.
Hell on earth, banker! You deserve every moment of the wrath of your "play toy". I just love these stories about people who drive off the road and get right back on like nothing has happed. Know the meaning of hell on earth! You earned every bit of it, WITH INTEREST! Lots of interest....
A Woody comes to mind (Crimes and Misdemeanors)
One of my top-five favorite movies of all time...
The crazier the woman, the hotter the sex.
But ending it can be difficult - I refer to Jerry Seinfeld when faced with this situation:
Jerry: Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.
George: That’s beautiful.
I think coming home and finding her cooking his kid's pet rabbit was the straw that broke the camel's back.
I wonder if she wears panties?
I believe this is a job for Paulie Walnuts...
Don't turn it down, turn it around !!!
...NYU says everything anyone needs to know.
AND, on THAT note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46t_nrySg4
No no no... all men are predators and all sex is rape. Women can do no wrong!
Sexy is pushing it, but as a sexual freak then fuck-buddy. That's all.
That will show up as the NSA's motto soon...
In 'GOD'S COUNTY', we have a joke, referring to the newest 'group to be slandered or derided'.
(insert group or ethnic makeup here):
"Where men are men, and SHEEP are SCARED!"
"It seems bankers are also bonkers in their personal lives"
How did Meredith Whitney's epic fail of a municipal crisis prediction get into this article?
In the second picture her eyes are off center. Also she's got flabby arms. But certainly cuter than the average NYU professor.
I don't get it. She seems like a perfectly ordinary woman to me?
she masturbates herself thinking the Euro will plunge down her cleavage, and the cojones will erupt in volcanic gratification of her titilating tongue lashing.
This woman has poetry where her ex-man only has dour citi no-titty prose.
Stalker out classes wall street gawker.
Now pass me the pepper on Snowden's salty next NSA Calamity Jane caper.
He has a huge cock and good in bed. Those of us well-endowed have been in this sae situation in one form or another. One encounter is a lifetime invitation.
Keynesians gone wild.
The biggest irony of the story - The married banker stalker once posed as a feminist with her 'female empowerment' group called 'Women on Top.'
Apparently she neglected to mention the full name of her group, which included 'Women on Top of Bankers, Begging them for dick and money just like all pathetic Feminists who work for the establishment.'
Easy to see why that group didn't get very far...
Tyler, you're wasting everybody's time.
Thou doth protest too much, methinks.
Not sure what all the fuss is about, that's pretty much SOP when one breaks up with a redhead.
OR, a blonde, or a Brunette, or ANY woman...
Having been with with two intellectual women in my life (both Phds /professors) , I can testify both were reserved in public - yet dirty and naughty in the bedroom. Both were also certifiably - batshit crazy.
A favorite fantasy of mine is to be with two intellectually-stimulated women who are bat-shit crazy in bed as well.
REALLY? You had a PROBLEM with this?
MARIAN the LIBRARIAN is pretty fun, after she lets her red-headed hair down, and strips naked, taking her glasses off!
WELL, I suppose that the PHD/PROFESSOR types that you had contact with were either PORTLY, or DISINTERESTED.
NO, I suppose further. Perhaps YOU disinterested THEM?
Well you suppose wrong- you beta bitch !
Maybe if you spent less time surfing the net baiting people with dumb comments - you might acutally get into the game and meet some fine intellectual ladies. It will allow you to move beyond rubbing one out daydreaming about juvenile fantasies.
Get to it Metro!