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NSA Strikes Again?

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/03/2013 13:03 -0400

A tweet from Gehad El-haddad, the media spokesman for the Muslim Brotherhood & Senior Adviser to Freedom & Justice Party, indicates that the NSA (or Snowden) may be busy.

All my accounts on the internet (Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Gmail) r being hacked at the same time !!

— Gehad El-Haddad (@gelhaddad) July 3, 2013

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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:05 | 3718561 McMolotov

It's that hacker Snowden!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:06 | 3718566 ParkAveFlasher

Swiper, no swiping!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718571 Dollar Bill Hiccup

That's awesome ...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:09 | 3718583 Dark_Horse

NSA: All your internets are belong to us.

Dark_Horse

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:10 | 3718592 jaap

so..., NSA wrote that tweet or he? I am confused

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:14 | 3718612 ParkAveFlasher

To hell with NSA! $hit!!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:16 | 3718620 knukles

Quelle Surprise!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:23 | 3718664 gold-is-not-dead

bet the credentials for those accouns were muslimb or adminmuslim...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:18 | 3718633 LFMayor

ROFL. every time... this reminds me of the movie "Stripes" where Ramus is the English as a Second Language teacher and he asks the class of new immigrants if any of them knows any English.

SON OF BITCH, SHIT.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:00 | 3718858 Temporalist

I met her on a Monday and my heart stood still...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJqlfMP-klM

and here's your clip... This is Basic English...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iINyyfDf_xE

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 16:20 | 3719410 roadhazard

"THAT'S A FACT, JACK. "

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:17 | 3718623 Ness.

Did I miss something or did he state, on Twitter, that all of his internet accounts (Twitter included) have been hacked.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:19 | 3718634 ACP

No, you didn't miss anything. But apparently a lot of other people did, especially the 163 re-tweeters so far.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:14 | 3718606 fonestar

Please withdraw your consent for this system, this system dies when you choose not to support it. Close your Facebook, Gmail, Hotmail, Skype, etc, etc. Sell your remaining Benny Bux for physical silver and some Bitcoin. Tell your friends and family too.

- Download the Tor browser

- Download the Bitcoin-QT client

- Sign up for Tormail

"I am the path the truth and the cyberchrist"

- Satoshi Nakamoto

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:15 | 3718616 jaap

TOR is a Darpa-product.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:21 | 3718648 ParkAveFlasher

So is the internet.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:22 | 3718651 fonestar

TOR and the public internet are both DARPA biproducts. Just like old rifles, technology makes it into the public's hands eventually.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:27 | 3718688 NotApplicable

Sometimes the Law of Unintended Consequences works in your favor.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:33 | 3718707 francis_sawyer

"Sell your remaining Benny Bux for physical silver and some Bitcoin. Tell your friends and family too."

In the last 2 months you've managed to...

~~~

- Toptick bitcoin

- Apologize for 'topticking' bitcoin [by saying, paraphrasing, that you weren't really that heavily into bitcoin as you were physical silver (when it was at $30)]...

~~~

Maybe the 3rd time is the charm...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 17:43 | 3719631 bearparty

So is the internet, and I assume both are compromized in terms of security. Tor especially, which is anonymity through obscurity, yet the NSA probably has a massive Sybil attack going on it.

Strong encryption is probably fine. I wouldn't assume location anonymity though. Set up proxies. Use CryptoCat etc.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 21:08 | 3720231 prains

Tyler

are you sure his name is Geehad and not maybe Jihad, you know this spelling thing means it's getting a little sloppy out there

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:19 | 3718641 The Gooch

Ohhhh Man!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718572 suteibu

That's fucking funny. Well done.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:06 | 3718563 RacerX

damn hackers

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:06 | 3718567 debtor of last ...

Same password?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718579 RacerX

M0rsi4me ??

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:17 | 3718630 knukles

Uknowho religious deity's birthday

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:22 | 3718655 McMolotov

1-2-3-4-5. Bet it's on his luggage, too.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:27 | 3718685 ParkAveFlasher

Ya hoid 'a me?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:39 | 3719039 aerojet

That's the kind of combination an idiot would use on his luggage! We're so fucked that we aren't even allowed to lock our luggage anymore!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718570 Sabibaby

Crazy Amy already used that one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdi3LkGHVAw

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:14 | 3718573 i-dog

Dude, everything on the internet is being hacked at the same time ... all the time ... by the NSA (and GCHQ, and BND, and FSB, and....). Get over it.

Oh, and -1 for having a Farcebook, Twatter or Linkydink account ... and -3 for having all 3! Sheesh.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:20 | 3718645 knukles

tee heh... how many people don't get it yet, is just plain fucking beyond me.
They done went and told us outright of the magnitude and scope of the thing and nobody listens!
If it's on line or broadcast through the ether, or can be heard... they own it, period, end of conversation, encryption or not, Tor or not....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718575 l1b3rty

i'd believe it, if he were Tea Party.

http://goldsilverbitcoin.com

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718578 All_Your_Base

pwned

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:08 | 3718581 Dr. No

NSA SOP: If unsuccessful at hacking an account during a critical political event, initiate DOS attack on all news media outlets which do not align with NSA mission.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:09 | 3718585 FuzzyDunlop21

NSA indeed. Looks like Obama has officially hung them out to dry. He raises them up just to watch them fall.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:22 | 3718654 earleflorida

,... and with 'Hillary-the-Hun' running unapposed as our #45, the die[nasty] continuum goes on unabated?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:43 | 3718764 el Gallinazo

Diebolt will really earn a huge bonus if they can get that bitch "elected." One way or another, methinks Obomba is our last "presidente."

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:19 | 3718955 TPTB_r_TBTF

last president, last pope, last Fed chairman...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:10 | 3718588 joak

It's called coordination, what's so strange about it ?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:12 | 3718597 EhKnowKneeMass

I guess that means he should change his name to Egads Al-Hacked.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:17 | 3718628 kralizec

Gehad El-Haddad Shonizzle De-Fizzle Bim-Bam-Whammadam Shazzaam!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:12 | 3718598 Inthemix96

Its heatin' up all over folks,

The king of Belgium is abdicating today on top of this push for the 99%.

We is on a roll bitchez, step this fucker up a touch.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:19 | 3718639 LFMayor

No shit? Did he get caught with a dead boy in bed, or what?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:21 | 3718650 knukles

No, just the pieces

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:23 | 3718661 Inthemix96

No idea LFM,

Radio 5 live announced it this afternoon. I have no doubt all these incidents around the world are intertwined. Lets see if it kicks off here, or in America???

I have a strange feeling in my gut somethings getting well out of control. Who knows mate? Lets hope this game on.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:23 | 3718663 GVB

No he has a daughter from another wife and she showed up in the news just weeks ago. I'm not kidding.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:32 | 3718709 knukles

Yes, thanks for the reminder.
Was a brewing scandal for a while....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 15:46 | 3719320 worbsid

He is 79 and his kid Prince Phillip is going to take over in a couple weeks.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:18 | 3718624 earleflorida

ya know... there're carrier pigiens [long distance] and dogs [short distant communications]

jus sayin

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:17 | 3718627 NidStyles

The Hacker that is living in an airport terminal... Sure, makes sense right?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:21 | 3718646 Die Weiße Rose

the Americans pay 2 billion USD a year to the Egyptian Army....

if they don't like any government, they just organize a coup,

or side with some terrorists (Syria) to get the outcome requested

by the zionist neo-cons.

nothing much has changed...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:28 | 3718689 earleflorida

correction: the MIC gets paid by the USSA/NSA for WMD's and then hands over the hardware as 'Foreign Aid' with no strings attached-- oh yeah, they do throw in a few pounds of chinese imported rice to make it kosher...

fix'd it 4 ya

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:26 | 3718679 astoriajoe

So is he interviewing for a new gig while this is going on? Why would they hack his LinkedIn account?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:33 | 3718715 knukles

Like a dog licking his balls, they can.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:42 | 3718770 PeeramidIdeologies

Didn't you know? It's your right to hack who ever you can. Just make sure you act indignant once you have got what you want.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:55 | 3718831 Divine Wind

NSA does not have to be involved.

The Egyptian military has excellent capabilities in their own right, USGOV supplied, of course.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:00 | 3718860 One World Mafia

Media spokesman for the Brotherhood of Darkness.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:03 | 3718882 monad

Don't believe the hype.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:32 | 3718995 Downtoolong

the NSA (or Snowden) may be busy.

You just blew the NSA's latest strategy. Since they can't catch Snowden, they're just going to blame all their internet privacy abuses on him from now on.

I mean, come on, the guys got a Wi-Fi connection and stuff.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 15:49 | 3719328 worbsid

I didn't say you did it, I said I was going to blame you.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 15:39 | 3719289 Golden1182

Tyler,

Why have we not seen any new pictures of Snowden? Can't find any pics of him past 2 weeks chilling at the airport?

How is that possible no pics on the net?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 17:20 | 3719589 dadichris

that message was posted by hackers so please disregard...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 20:32 | 3720162 Promethus

I would like to think somebody in the US government would actually hack the systems of turd world terrorist like the Muslim Brotherhood. But it's probably just some British newspaper. Our government only targets groups with the words Tea Party or Liberty in the name.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 21:44 | 3720303 GMadScientist

"Gehad El-Haddad totally loves fried pork rinds and making cartoons about Allah." - Israel

NSA Strikes Again?

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