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The Tanks Have Been Deployed

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Courtesy of the BBC's Jeremy Bowen, and 911 operator we can see that the tanks in Cairo are now deployed. Surely this will add at least another 10 points to the Stalingrad and Propaganda 500 on anywhere between 2 and 3 contracts in today's hilarious zero volume revolutionary melt up.

And another from Quentin Sommerville:

From Reuters:

The Egyptian army erected barbed wire and barriers around a barracks where embattled President Mohamed Mursi was working and deployed armored vehicles and troops to prevent his supporters marching from a nearby rally to his palace, witnesses said.


A Reuters journalist saw troops move into place close to the Rabaa Adaweya mosque area, where tens of thousands of supporters of Mursi's Muslim Brotherhood are rallied to support the democratically elected president and what they call constitutional legitimacy.


The army said in an official statement that it was security the area and denied what it said were reports that it was attacking Mursi's supporters, saying: "The Egyptian army belongs to all Egyptians."


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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:33 | 3718394 suteibu
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That's fine but it doesn't spur economic activity until they actually blow shit up.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:38 | 3718427 Pladizow
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Tylers, if anything is Bullish, its tanks. Com'on, who dont know that?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:39 | 3718430 knukles
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Buy The Fucking Detonation

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:39 | 3718437 Pladizow
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Broken windows, Bitches!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:43 | 3718454 iDealMeat
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If the "Snoden" actually exists, this would be a great time to make a run for it..

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:45 | 3718462 flacon
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Neither the S&P nor the DOW can make it over the 20 moving average - five days in a row. This spells DOOM. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:46 | 3718472 The Juggernaut
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I wonder is the USA envoy bribed the Egyptian military yet...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:49 | 3718482 Meat Hammer
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Wolf Blitzer and the rest of the commies are pushing the "WTF, Morsi was democratically elected!!!" meme.  No mention of bait-and-switch campaign promises or back-door implementation of Shaira Law, however.  

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:51 | 3718492 Big Slick
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Watching the live feed from Tahiri Square (link below), I occasionally see an INTESELY bright green light coming from multiple places in the crowd and blinding the camera.  Is this some kind of anti-personnel laser/lidar?  I remember seeing similar things in the riots in Brazil a few weeks ago.  Can anyone offer conjecture??  As a scientist knowledgeable about the danger of lasers to the human eye, I am concerned.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:57 | 3718528 Rusticus
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Laser target painting from a predator drone ?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:58 | 3718535 idea_hamster
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Those look like US-made M113s.

Can't imagine why the Egyptians associate the US with despotism more that democracy....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:04 | 3718557 Headbanger
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And you can buy used M113 right on eBay!  I kid you not :

I just might git one fer maself !

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:17 | 3718629 redpill
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Donkey Kong coming out in 3....2...1...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:26 | 3718674 eatthebanksters
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Any pro Obama fucktard is screaming right now that Morsi was democratically elected becuase these same fucktards are scared if one democratically elected douchebag can be bounced from office by his people then another elected douchebag can suffer the same fate...fuck Morsi and fuck Obama

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:42 | 3718762 The Juggernaut
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Democratically elected.  Democratically toppled.    DC is next?  Its up to The US People.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:00 | 3718864 redpill
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Plenty of nasty people have been elected to an office.  Winning one vote doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:52 | 3719092 James_Cole
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@ BigSlick

Those are lazer pointers from the crowd.

They seem to have bigger concerns than the ill effects of lazers on their eyes. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:00 | 3718861 TPTB_r_TBTF
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“Rebellion against a king may be pardoned, or lightly punished, but the man who dares to rebel against the laws of a republic ought to suffer death.”


Said a Founding Father

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:14 | 3718929 CPL
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When the laws are just and offer access to everyone.  Without that there is no republic. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:05 | 3718559 XitSam
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And the M113 is not a tank.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:17 | 3718631 BurningFuld
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Not a tank...more like a target.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:06 | 3718565 fonestar
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Get Nancy Grace down there immediately!

Tell her she will need her ear-bud to hear things...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:21 | 3718962 knukles
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... form the person standing right next to her on the split screen...

Fucking Propaganda... at a 5th grade level

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:58 | 3718534 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Is this some kind of anti-personnel laser/lidar?  I remember seeing similar things in the riots in Brazil a few weeks ago.  Can anyone offer conjecture??

It's called a handheld green laser pointer.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:05 | 3718560 Rusty Shorts
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Egyptian Protesters Painted a Helicopter With Hundreds of Laser Pointers

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:22 | 3718613 Big Slick
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Me thinks we Americans might need to make a stop at Staples for these things, before they are outlawed here.

I remember being in a presentation where a guy was using this on a projection screen.  Even aimed at only the screen he got complaints that it was hurting people's eyes.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:25 | 3718667 malikai
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If you end up doing that and hitting a ghettobird, they will come for you in no time.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:03 | 3718879 Rustysilver
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ACtually you can make one yourself form a DVD player.  Based on power supply these things are powerfull.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:54 | 3718833 krispkritter
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Doing that to a Popo chopper in FL will net you a felony. I know of two arrests for this already.  I had a guy try in traffic pointing a red one at my mirror on an early morning commute.  Called FHP and he went down in a ball of blinking lights but I didn't stop.

You can see some of these on clouds in full daylight...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:36 | 3719027 emersonreturn
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thank you rusty.  i found several interesting reports, including the fellow charged for writing on the sidewalk outside the bank of america.  the banks must be getting a tad freaked out if simply writing a fact outside their doors deserves a charge with a hefty fine and a possible 13yr sentence.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 20:32 | 3720160 StychoKiller
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The jury acquited.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:05 | 3718562 thisandthat
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Just cheap run-of-the-mill presentation laser pointers - very popular in some places; illegal in others (dangerous to eyesight, despite low power).

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:41 | 3719048 Long-John-Silver
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Green is the colour the Human eye is most sensitive of. Green lasers are the most powerful colour in the spectrum the human eye can see.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:52 | 3718498 Dark_Horse
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It's all fun and games until the tanks are brought out.

Also a signal for the US to take note of.


Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:58 | 3718512 McMolotov
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Wolf Blitzer — that fur-faced fucker couldn't find his way out of a paper bag. Remember how badly he got his ass kicked on Celebrity Jeopardy?

Stupid asshat had –$4,600 and had to be given money to compete in final jeopardy. What a moronic fucktard he is.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:59 | 3718543 Meat Hammer
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I remember that, McM......when Andy Richter kicked his ass.  Which just proves that humor requires intelligence....and being a "journalist", not so much.

Another great episode of Jeopardy was during Teachers Week when the lady from the LA public school system didn't make it to final jeopardy. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:18 | 3718632 TeamDepends
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She's teaching her students to sell Obamacare to their parents, though.  Foward!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:09 | 3718872 toxic8
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double ^^

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:08 | 3718904 toxic8
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Wolf Blitzer -$4600 Jeopardy Fail

You think he would have gotten at least the one about the birthplace of King David and Jesus right... lmao

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:01 | 3718548 Colonel Klink
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He's a tribal teleprompter news reader.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:12 | 3718916 Disenchanted
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and an AIPAC fluffer.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:19 | 3718954 machineh
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What I want to know, is why Santa fired this bizarre little elf.

Oh wait, prolly he don't believe in Christmas. LOL!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:08 | 3718891 Jack Burton
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"Wolf Blitzer" is the official "Voice Of Israel". He is totally shameless in his worship of Israel expansion and repression. Actually, I have long called CNN, "The Cable Neo-Con Network", which it clearly is. When I want to know what Israel thinks we Americans should be told, I tune in CNN to hear the offical news from Israel's propaganda ministry.

Blitzer is a disgusting propagandist, his whole routine is to equate Israeli policy with America's security. If not for Israel, we Americans would not be safe in our beds at night. Blitzer and his followers lie in order to gain US Tax Dollar, US weapons and US military support. All paid for by our tax dollars and our kids lives. As long as people like Blitzer call the shots, America will be a second class nation that dances to the tune of Israel.

I think a look at history and US policy, both foreign and domestic, supports my statement above. But if you ignore reality and the historical record of recent years, then you can say Israel does not have total influence over American government and tax money and foreign policy.


Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:31 | 3719000 toxic8
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Israel Lobbyist -

We Need a False Flag to Start War with Iran!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:37 | 3719034 SAT 800
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Agreed. I'm maintaining my short on the S&P500 ES contract basis Sept. It closed +1 pt. today over yesterday; very weak. My position is at 1607.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:02 | 3718551 EhKnowKneeMass
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If you look at the picture carefully, there is one making a run for it. Who do you think it is?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:10 | 3718589 Meat Hammer
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He's running to get his beret.  If he would've just checked facebook and gotten the dress code for the day he wouldn't have to be ashamed by his fashion faux pax.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:40 | 3718439 max2205
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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:08 | 3718580 Meatier Shower
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Not to nitpick, but those are not tanks. They are APCs.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:01 | 3718866 ATM
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They are tanks in the first pic. APCs in the next two.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:27 | 3718965 Meatier Shower
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Nice try in making me look foolish, but the first pic was added afterwards.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:23 | 3718657 Banksters
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Israel loves civil war in Muslim countries.   





Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:02 | 3718871 ATM
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Depends on who ends up in power. Morsi not so much.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:17 | 3718944 Jack Burton
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Banksters. +1,000. You have hit the main point of recent events. This entire Middle Eastern conflicy has been carefully crafted By Israel and the USA's secert services. The idea was, and is, to fuel a giant Sunni-Shia civil war from Iraq, to Syria and across the entire Middle East. To destroy Arab nations not allied with Israel/NATO/Washington. If Israel is in the Middle East and all the Arab and Persian states are in civil war or smashed into conflicting mini states based on religion and ethnicity, that leaves Israel as sole Super Power in the Middle East and able to destroy any mini state it pleases or go kill anyone anywhere they want across the region.

Syria is the prime example of this policy. The NATO/Israel/USA army of Sunni Jihadists have been recruited, trained, armed and paid for by them. The goal is to tear Syria into ethnic mini states, with no power and no economies, all under the thumb of Israel's massive American funded military. Iraq went first, then Libya, now Syria, Lebanon is next, then Iran. All that stands in the way of total conquest of the Middle East is Russia and China. Only they have the power to save Syria and Iran from NATO conquest. Will they step up and defend those two states? It is hard to say, they have shown a lack of courage in the past, but they may be changing their views as the NATO grip over Russia's neighbor states grows. Time will tell. If Russia abandons Syria, then Iran will be attacked very quickly. The US/NATO/Israel will flatten Iran and kill hundreds of thousands and they will call it freedom fighting and liberation. That will be a lie.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:36 | 3718997 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Mubarak was allied with Israel and Washington. Very closely allied with both, just not the closet Muslim Oreo. Yeah and when all the mini-states are under Sharia Law guess what they ain't so small then once they become a confederation or united regional caliphates, one nation under Allah....... That would be the absolute worst case scenario for Israeli. It is not Israeli who is rocking the boat here but the anti-semites can't see past their hatred for joos. There is a difference between joos and kikes..........

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:23 | 3718660 Gringo Viejo
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"Well, unless they don't mind sleepin' in their own shit, they gotta climb outta that can sometime."

....Unknown ETO WW11 Army Sniper to his Squad

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:46 | 3718790 Stud Duck
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Got a giggle out of that on Gringo!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:55 | 3718838 piceridu
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Tanks fer're a good egg Noonan

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:57 | 3718848 Colonel Klink
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Speaking of tanks in the streets, how about foreign troops?

Sorry OT but ****Please read****

Wonder what this "upcoming" disaster is:



"Important to note, this report says, is that FEMA Region III, the area Russian troops are being requested for, includes Washington D.C. and the surrounding States of Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia and West Virginia, “strongly suggesting” that the Obama regime has lost confidence in its own military being able to secure its survival should it be called upon to do so."


PS - Spread the story/link around!!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:11 | 3718905 francis_sawyer
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LOL ~ 'The Army of the Potomac' were a bunch of fucking lucky hacks who, in reality, got their asses kicked at Antietam...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:16 | 3718940 Bay of Pigs
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One US soldier/vet is dying every 18 hours (by suicide).

We might have a morale problem brewing, or maybe just running out of warm bodies.  :/

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:51 | 3719084 Almost Solvent
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I have a buddy who works at the VA call center in Canandaigua, NY where almost all the vet calls are routed.


The stories he tells makes you want to kill yourself too.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:52 | 3719091 Colonel Klink
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Truly sad the government doesn't deliver on the promises they give to veterans.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:53 | 3719096 Almost Solvent
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damn right

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:13 | 3718922 Things that go bump
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Then its siege. Cut them off and starve them out.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:29 | 3718994 Colonel Klink
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Don't know if the story is true but certainly well within the realm of possible given our current administration.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:46 | 3719069 roadhazard
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LMAO... that crap comes from that tin foil hat web site, There ain't enough Real shit going on, lets make some up.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 15:00 | 3719122 Colonel Klink
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Thanks everyone.  For the time being I'll chalk it up to tinfoil hat theory but if it has an ounce of fact, I wouldn't be surprised.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:00 | 3718854 YuropeanImbecille
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Well that is nothing! White american soldiers are training to genocide white civilian americans without thinking off it as anything strange!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:38 | 3718428 Herd Redirectio...
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War, a fancy dig-a-hole-to-fill-it--back-up racket. 

Tyler, nice S&P joke!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:58 | 3718539 NotApplicable
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Also serves to aid unemployment numbers. Well, once they start counting again.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:36 | 3718731 prains
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Who would have thought,


TANKS at a gunfight, over the top! Glitchez

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:59 | 3718853 Terra-Firma
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NSA at work!

It is like Groundhog Day! Once again an undersea cable has been cut — the South East Asia-Middle East-Western Europe 4 (aka SEA-ME-WE 4) cable and that is causing an internet (and communications) slowdown in and around Africa, the Middle East and parts of Asia. The cut was said to be near Alexandria in Egypt. Tata Communications – previously Videsh Sanchar Nigam LimitedIndia – administers the network.

While the cut was on a single cable, it came at an unfortunate time as a few other major cables were in “maintenance mode” and that has resulted in problems for service providers across the region. Our sources in the telecom community confirmed that two other cables — Europe India Gateway (EIG) and India-Middle East-Western Europe (IMEWE) — were in ‘maintenance’ mode when the SWM4 got cut. The result is downstream congestion on networks that are going to India and around the Indian Ocean. UAE’s Etisalat reported that the internet speeds were down by as much as 60 percent in some locations.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:33 | 3719014 knukles
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Find the location of the SSN Jimmy Carter

And yes, this shit always happens at times just such as these...
Fucking Conspiracy Theorists causing all these problems.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:35 | 3718396 Flakmeister
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I took the over when the line was at 500....

Edit: And strictly speaking those are APCs and not tanks shown in the photo....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:44 | 3718458 ArkansasAngie
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The problem is that there has already been a coup -- they just forgot to tell us about

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:13 | 3718607 General Decline
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They can bomb the hell out of Cairo and the good news is most wouldn't be able to tell the difference between before and after pictures.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:45 | 3718466 SpiceMustFlow
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trudat trudat

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718577 EhKnowKneeMass
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Actually, Flak, these are all tanks, except that the turret of the tanks have been rehypothecated. Hence, they are called just 'anks' now. They are selling like hot cakes in the middle east.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:16 | 3718619 Flakmeister
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I guess the Egyptian version is an Ankh??

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:22 | 3718656 EhKnowKneeMass
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Amen-hotep IV!!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:30 | 3718698 CPL
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Considering the Ankh is the prechristian cross that notes everlasting life (and a couple of other things), there is something wrong with giving a tank that name.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:34 | 3719017 knukles
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tanks for the info

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:35 | 3718401 Suisse
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M113's? Talk about a flashback to the 60s.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:36 | 3718410 Flakmeister
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Hey, at least they ain't Bren Gun Carriers left over from El Alamein....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:46 | 3718471 greyghost
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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:23 | 3718658 General Decline
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"M113's? Talk abot a flashback to the 60s."


That's all that was left after the Israelis took the expensive, new hi-tech stuff.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:32 | 3718705 Mitzibitzi
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Anyone remember that video of an immense trainload of what looked like recently refurbed and repainted (largely in desert camo scheme, too!) M113s that appeared all over the net just over a year back? Are some of these the same ones, I wonder?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:36 | 3718404 JFKFC
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Buy The Fucking Coup!!!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:45 | 3718464 knukles
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For the life of me I don't understand why they call it a "coup"

Must be some western propaganda horse shit to absolve Obie of the real results of his A-Rab Springie Thingamajiggles.

The Egyptian Military Has Always Run the Dump.
Always Has Always Will
Coup My Ass

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:56 | 3718526 Flakmeister
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The military has always been in charge, remember Sadat and Mubarak were Air Force officers. The military will allow civilian rule as long as the interests of the military are secure. This is clearly not the case now, hence, they stepped in.  Morsi was doomed by not only his reactionary views on a Islamic republic but also by the irreversible decline of egyptian oil output and the growing costs of subsidising fuel and bread for the masses, roughly 30-35% of the Egyptian budget...

Thing is that the Egyptian wheels are coming off and it don;t really matter who is running things...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:32 | 3719011 Paveway IV
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The Supreme Council of the Armed Forces (SCAF) would prefer to live in the shadows and just scurry off with their 40% of Egyptian taxes and the annual $1.3B in U.S. military aid. They were on Mubarak's side up until and for most of the Spring Uprising, not the Egyptian peoples' side. They only changed their tune when Mubarak's resignation was inevitable. When protesters showed up during the 16-month military rule (prior to Morsi's election), jackboots met necks once again.  

General Al-Sisi's proclamation yesterday: 

"...It is an honour for us to die rather than that anyone should terrorise or threaten the Egyptian people," it said. "We swear to God, we will sacrifice even our blood for Egypt and its people to defend them against any terrorist, radical or fool..."

is odd, considering the way he 'protected' Egyptian women a little over a year ago:

"...During protests following Mubarak's ouster al-Sisi was caught in controversy over "virginity tests" that were given to female protesters. Al-Sisi told Amnesty International that the tests were carried out to "protect" the army from possible rape allegations but vowed to ban the practice, Amnesty said..."

Before Morsi took office, SCAF gave itself immunity from civilian oversight and said it would take care of drafting up a new constitution. One of Morsi's first big actions was to remove the heads of the SCAF, but in doing so also proclaimed them immune from prosecution for any human rights violations they obviously initiated or executed. 

SCAF was always using soldiers in civilian dress during the 2011 uprising to stir things up. Now there's rape gangs wandering around Tahir square. You have to wonder who is worse for Egypt: the Muslim Brotherhood or the SCAF psychopaths? The Muslim Brotherhood have no clue about marketing and PR, you're just suppose to obey them. The Egyptian military learned from their last episode of unpopularity: censorship and propaganda WORK. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:36 | 3718406 gjp
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And a good reason to sell oil and gold too.  Why bother with those, when you can own a piece of USA Inc??  America's business is ponzi ... I mean business.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:37 | 3718415 matinee55
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coming soon to the police state USSA

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:37 | 3718420 The Master
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BREAKING NEWS:  Obama is +7 after 9 holes.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:39 | 3718431 suteibu
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Then he's cheating.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:45 | 3718463 kralizec
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Did he ever stop?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:50 | 3719081 Odin
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He had some of his Chicago boys massage the numbers...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:59 | 3719105 francis_sawyer
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Now that's what I call "Modified Stableford"... But ~ Now that he's at the turn, he'll have... a hamburger, no, a cheeseburger... He'll have a hot dog... a milkshake, some potato chips...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:39 | 3718436 Spastica Rex
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Oh. No.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:51 | 3718494 Dr. No
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when asked about his thoughts on Egypt, The President responded, "there is a fantastic par 4 on the front 9 at Allegra I cant wait to tear up...."

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:52 | 3718499 Meat Hammer
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That number will later be revised to a 4-under par 68 with 2 aces and a 75-foot, triple-breaking putt.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:15 | 3718938 CPL
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Beer cart no where to be found.  News at six.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:37 | 3718421 Fukushima Sam
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How not to look gay:

DON'T tuck your pants into your boots!

DON'T wear a red beret!

DON'T lean casually on your assaut rifle while thrusting out your hips!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:53 | 3718505 General Decline
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Red beret - the kind you find in a second hand store?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:34 | 3718718 krispkritter
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I believe it was raspberry...but I'm mildly ashamed to know that...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:15 | 3718937 General Decline
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It was raspberry, you should be ashamed for knowing that and so am I.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:37 | 3719035 knukles
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The pants.
Their pants look like those button up flap fronts...

Oh if you cum in San Francisco

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:55 | 3718513 Meat Hammer
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Haha!!!  I had to go back and look at the picture.  He does look like he's ready to scratch somebody's eyes out, bitch!


Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:09 | 3718587 tenpanhandle
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and the guy leaving looks like he caught a fast ball in the old catchers mit. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:16 | 3718622 General Decline
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Don't ask, Don't tell and don't look too fabulous!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:14 | 3718611 NotApplicable
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Do these soldiers NOT own helmets?

You gotta be pretty damn dumb to go out into a mob in a beret. I guess they're red so that the blood isn't so noticeable?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:25 | 3718671 General Decline
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Bright red - Good color to be wearing on your head when there exists a possibility you might be shot at.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:40 | 3719045 knukles
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Have you already forgotten the ciabatta bread helmets?



get it CIAbatta....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:45 | 3718424 maneco
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The prospect of WWIII would be bullish for US equities especially those involved in the military/industrial complex. Jesse Livermore bought the major industrial stocks of the day in 1916 prior to the US entering WWI and he made a fortune on that trade. His decision was based on when a friend of his dropped his hat and he picked it up for him and inside the hat were his friend's initials W.A.R. That is how the legendary stock operator got his "buy" signal.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:50 | 3718486 TrustWho
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this is idiot Krugman's theory.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:30 | 3718693 Herd Redirectio...
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Insider info, same as it ever was.

War is a racket, and weapons are America's major manufacturing export (I'm talking jets, explosives, missiles, drones). 

The military industrial complex is owned (in large part) and operated (for the benefit of) by a handful of individuals (who may or may not also be part of the banking cartel).

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:56 | 3718521 tvdog
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The prospect of WWIII would be bullish for US equities especially those involved in the military/industrial complex.

... That is, until the U.S. gets bombed to oblivion. (Sell when the missiles launch.)

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:38 | 3718425 toadold
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So when do you figure left over weapons from Libya will show up?

"Around and round the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel..."

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:40 | 3718441 knukles
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thaz razizt

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:38 | 3718426 Colonel Klink
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Imagine that, a government putting tanks in the street to defend their people.  We need tanks on Wall street and K street.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:50 | 3718488 Bastiat
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We need tanks around the Fed . . . with guns pointing in.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:33 | 3718712 Freddie
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What is with the green lasers and fireworks on the live feed in Egypt?  Looks like a Pink Floyd concert.   The Egyptian people have stones like Snowden. 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:50 | 3718808 Bastiat
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Green lasers are nasty.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:51 | 3718490 ArkansasAngie
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So long as they are pointing in the right direction

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:56 | 3718523 silentboom
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Occupied K street.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:58 | 3718541 Colonel Klink
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All good points gentlemen.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:39 | 3718432 Cdad
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So does the Department of Homeland Security roll out its armoured vehicles here on July 4th?  And more importantly, do we buy that dip?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:47 | 3718475 kw2012
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The dip was already bought and now lives in the WH.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:12 | 3718603 Headbanger
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Ohhhhhh.....  Good one!   ++1000

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:39 | 3718434 DormRoom
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The geopolitical question is what happens to Iran.  Morsi was aligning Egypt with Iranian interesst.  After he leaves, Iran is more isolated in the region.   The US containment strategy is almost complete, so how will Iran behave?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:43 | 3718456 A. Magnus
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Are you THAT fucking clueless? Morsi was aligning AGAINST Iran by supporting the Muslim Brotherhood/Al Qaeda assholes in Syria. Syria has a mutual defense treaty with Iran. Fighting against Syria = fighting against Iran. Got, it, Douche?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:08 | 3718906 resurger
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Fuck nabucco!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:40 | 3718442 I Am Not a Copp...
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Tanks a lot assholes!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:41 | 3718443 kw2012
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Tanks a million.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:50 | 3718485 AgShaman
Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:01 | 3718732 krispkritter
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Tanks for the mammaries!


Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:38 | 3719036 jimmytorpedo
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Those things look more lethal than the APC's.

Although a nice way to suffocate I guess.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:44 | 3718460 Luckhasit
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Those look more like APC's rather than tanks.  But i get where your going Tyler, we'll let you slide cuz you keeps it real.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:45 | 3718465 Sandmann
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Morsi to seek asylum in USA and became Adjunct NSC Advisor to Obama

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 14:43 | 3719061 knukles
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constitutional law prof at U. Chicago and part time community organizer

That community organization shit really worked well in Chicago, what?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:45 | 3718469 imapopulistnow
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TD - You are becoming the go to site for breaking news.  Just saying....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:46 | 3718474 kralizec
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That's not a tank...nor is it an asteroid...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:53 | 3718504 itsonlymoney
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But that IS a Ma Duece on top and that will surely get your attention.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:50 | 3718487 ExpendableOne
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US made brown tanks, driven by brown people, blowing up brown people.  Is this progressive? 

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:52 | 3718497 A. Magnus
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It's only progressive if those brown tanks were sent to 'brownland' by a brown US president; then it's all flowers and sunshine...didn't you get the memo?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:51 | 3718495 Bastiat
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Not to be fussy but those are APCs, not tanks in the pics.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:41 | 3718761 Stud Duck
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Yea, Bastiat, we left most of them in SE Asia a few years back.. Made that country the 4th largest conventinal military power at the time. That country later used those APC's and kicked China's ass on their border while the ran over into Cambodia and put a stop to the insanity there that the USSA and China were condoning by the Khemr Rouge,

I rode in one of those, they were hot, smokey and did little in protection to a sholder mount RPG (we called them B 40's).


Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:52 | 3718816 Bastiat
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Glad you survived it.  Some tanks up there now.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:51 | 3718496 youngman
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You need some heavy metal to have a coup......

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