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As Egypt Re-Coups And Cairo Violence Escalates, The US Secretary Of State Is...

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As the escalation in violence between members of the pro-Mursi Muslim Brotherhood and the military-backed victors of this week's coup gets worse with at least 6 dead now according to Al Arabiya, the US Secretary of State is busy...

a) Getting debriefed and preparing for a diplomatic statement

b) In the air between point A and point B promoting US domestic and foreign interests abroad

c) Informing Warren Buffett about the aphrodisiac benefits of ketchup

d) Spending a (second consecutive) exhausting afternoon on his sailboat.

And the correct answer is... D

From the Weekly Standard

John Kerry, whose State Department office denied he had been out on his boat until picture proof emerged, is back out there today. A CBS producer catches him aboard Isabel:



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Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:05 | 3724376 James_Cole
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Shit I went with C.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:10 | 3724390 ghengis86
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See, I went with shit (d) and got it right.

John Kerry walks into a bar...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:15 | 3724404 Oh regional Indian
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Now now Ouinounou.... now now....

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:21 | 3724422 malikai
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John Kerry walks into a bar..

..everyone in the bar leaves.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:25 | 3724437 kliguy38
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thank god this douche bag is on his boat and not involved in any critical thinking that could foch this up even worse.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:30 | 3724459 francis_sawyer
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Those boats are still floating... So obvioulsy Lerch isn't a 'stacker'...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:00 | 3724567 jbvtme
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why is the main sail reefed in a two knot breeze?  fake pussy in his swift boat.  maybe if he threw some of those purple hearts to leeward he could make some real headway...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:07 | 3724615 Pool Shark
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And to add insult to injury; he tried to stiff his state on half a million in taxes on said yacht:


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:14 | 3724639 NotApplicable
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Silly Tyler, everyone knows that the answer is ALWAYS C, unless D is "All of the above."

I think Kerry's gonna wish his boat was a little swifter.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:24 | 3724686 DollarMenu
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Looks like that trip to Tel Aviv went against them.

Posted pics a bit of tit for tat?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:01 | 3724804 ACP
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Another quick observation:

1) CEO of BP goes yachting during crisis ----------------------> MSM goes apeshit.

2) John Kerry goes yachting during crisis ----------------------> MSM does everything it can to suppress this information.


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 18:28 | 3725050 SilverIsKing
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My own word cloud:

Kerry-buffoon-moron-assclown-Biden-idiot-jerkoff-retard-bonehead-cretin-dimwit-dork-dumb ass-dunce-fool-ignoramus-imbecile-kook-shithead-nincompoop-nitwit-pinhead-simpleton-stupid-brain dead-kick me-liar-douche

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 18:42 | 3725096 kchrisc
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Ahhh! The propaganda media. Where understanding what they're ignoring is as important as understanding what they are concentrating on.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 21:17 | 3725478 Taku
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Totally disgusting.

"State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki issued a statement Wednesday saying “any report or tweet that he was on a boat is completely inaccurate.” "


Sat, 07/06/2013 - 05:19 | 3725993 Kobe Beef
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Anybody know yet where Hillary and The TOTUS were during Benghazi?

I share your disgust. All lies, all the time.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:37 | 3724674 Pegasus Muse
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Kerry chilling on his boat is better than having Hayzaboon Hillary at the helm. Were she still running the State Dept some unfortunate American might get whacked accidentally-on-purpose and then she'd have another fall and hit her head and suffer amnesia forcing her spokeswoman to dream up some implausible BS story.  The MSM, true to form, would fail to report any of it except Andrew Ross Sorkin who would try and blame the whole debacle on Edward Snowden.


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:18 | 3724650 darteaus
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He's running the motor, and he doesn't want the wind to move the boom so he doesn't get knocked overboard.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:56 | 3724579 TerminalDebt
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How long before Moshey accidentally drowns in 2 inches of water, with 2 self inflicted bullet holes in the back of his head?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:32 | 3724464 ACP
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Speaking of douche bags, here's Kerry the douche bag carrying one of his douche bags on his way to his yacht, his horse face all the while having an "oh shit, I've been busted" expression.


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:39 | 3724498 Chupacabra-322
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Where's a Typhoon when you need one?

Sat, 07/06/2013 - 08:00 | 3726060 Jumbotron
Sat, 07/06/2013 - 08:43 | 3726117 Jake88
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Please. None of these douche bags do any thinking. They just say and do what they are told.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:25 | 3724438 TheFourthStooge-ing
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e) chewing on grass in a pasture, swishing his tail at flies.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:56 | 3724580 zuuma
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... and completely unaware when a poop comes along.

The tail just goes up, etc ,etc...


back to chewing, swatting flies.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:04 | 3724611 Big Corked Boots
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The both of you are insulting the noble quadruped.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:53 | 3724784 The Shootist
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And ungulates generally.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:00 | 3724599 ThirdWorldDude
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If his name was Incitatus he might just be in the Senate... being fed oats mixed with gold flakes (and ketchup).

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:33 | 3724470 ISEEIT
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And once their gone all the commies walk in and it's party time!


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:29 | 3724664 krispkritter
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John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker are sitting at a bar, giggling and playfully slapping at each other. Bartender looks over at them at says "Hey you two, quit horsing around!"


John Kerry at the presser on Egypt is asked "Are you keeping up with the situation Mr. Kerry?"  He replies, "Of course, of course!"


After just 10 minutes at the Egypt presser, Mr. Kerry asks an aide to explain his leaving early and walks off.  The aide says "I hope you excuse his early departure, he was a bit horse..."

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:02 | 3724808 TheFourthStooge-ing
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John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker are sitting at a bar, giggling and playfully slapping at each other. Bartender looks over at them at says "Hey you two, quit horsing around!"

Good Scrotie McBoogerballs reference. +1

John Kerry at the presser on Egypt is asked "Are you keeping up with the situation Mr. Kerry?"  He replies, "Of course, of course!"


After just 10 minutes at the Egypt presser, Mr. Kerry asks an aide to explain his leaving early and walks off.  The aide says "I hope you excuse his early departure, he was a bit horse..."

...caused by a poorly fitting horse bit.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 18:26 | 3725043 discopimp
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Reproting for work sirs - after again guessinG the right answer for what a pysho would do yet again!!!>.. I was done jerking off in a corner and will know join the boys for the fitght - "...gotza hair on my nutz"... my thought about this article:

Lying right to the face of the American Public - Even when liars don't have to lie they still lie, lying for them is a normal as breathing.  



as you can see brosing far to long...who wants to be my FEMA bunk mate?

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Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:17 | 3724411 ptoemmes
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Undoubtably he has a cell phone with Uncle Warren's number programmed in.  They say anything goes with ketchup - or is that castsup - so I assume that means sailing too.



Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:19 | 3724420 CClarity
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Casting from a ketch. Yup, it all makes 57 kinds of sense.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:41 | 3724514 azzhatter
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Seriously, if john Fucking Kerry was dead would it make any difference?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:57 | 3724553 sgorem
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+1..."if J.F.K. were dead, would it make any difference?".....more than likely it would make alot of people crack open the champagne, no? cheers.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:21 | 3724667 krispkritter
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It would if you were a thirsty horse fly...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:11 | 3724832 TheFourthStooge-ing
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One less small eyed, fuckheaded, horse faced Herman Munster in the world would likely yield some small net benefit.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:55 | 3724574 DosZap
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I loved it, Morsi gone, BIG O calls an EMERGENCY meeting, he say's oh hell!!!, da bra hood is in deep caca(Just lost a Sharia state!).Well least we still got Lybia for da bras.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:00 | 3724596 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Of Course D, that dude keeps going " off the reservation " and saying all kinds of freaky things Valerie Jarrett has to walk back. You guys know how ridiculously um methodic Obama is. He has to ponder all of this for several weeks...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:08 | 3724620 monoloco
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We'll be better off if he stays on that boat and keeps our nose out of middle east affairs.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:24 | 3724683 Boondocker
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Bracing for Theresa with a strap on?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 21:50 | 3725592 MontgomeryScott
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Nero (Kerry) fiddled (went 'yachting') while Rome (Cairo) burned (burned).

Teresa (pronounced 'THEREZA') prolly reminded him of what happened to Senator John Heinz (an unfortunate plane accident), so he figured he was safer on his little boat, instead of flying around and talking 'diplomatically' (Fred Gwynne was no diplomat, but at least Herman Munster spoke up once in a while!).


What do 35 million Egyptians have that Kerry (or most American males) don't?

The BALLS to overthrow a bankster-installed DICTATOR IN THEIR OWN NATION! Not that Soetoro is a 'dick-tater' or anything...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 22:08 | 3725633 ncdirtdigger
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I would have guessed E.) Scouring YouTube looking for the reason behind the re-revolt in Egypt.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:06 | 3724377 RacerX
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Ah all is right in the world.

Steady as she goes Captain Kerry.

PS: Oops, I cheated.. already knew the answer.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:14 | 3724393 Rusticus
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Not to worry. The State Department is set on autopilot.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:22 | 3724424 RacerX
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I am imagining the "Grey Poupon" ad, except in this case it would be "please pass the Heinz ketchup"

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:34 | 3724474 TeamDepends
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What difference does it make?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:53 | 3724571 sgorem
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the State Department wrote the script for this whole act. they planned, set in motion, and know the final act. all bought and paid for with fiat 2 infinity. that's where we find ourselves in todays soap opera.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:18 | 3724654 NotApplicable
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You've obviously never spent any time around government employees, it seems.

Like the rest of their "work" I'm sure the script was written by a friendly neighborhood think-tank.

TPTB aren't stupid enough to have to rely upon clueless facade polishers to do real work.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:06 | 3724379 ALANBEEKMAN

I'm speechless....

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:17 | 3724410 Rusticus
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Thankfully so is John Kerry.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:24 | 3724434 Tsunami Wave
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Imagine if someone in George Bush's cabinet did this.. the screams from the MSM and other liberals would be deafening.  Hey Chris Matthews, Anderson Cooper, or Owl Shawpton.. where are you self-righteous fucks?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:19 | 3724661 wee-weed up
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Sound of crickets...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:24 | 3724681 krispkritter
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Too busy watching and hating on the Zimmerman trial.

You want to see Egypt in the US?  Acquit Zimmerman, make the parents give back the HOA settlement(7 figures?), and throw the 'special' prosecutor in a mens prison...that should set shit off...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 18:30 | 3725058 IndyPat
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I pray for this exact scenario

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:07 | 3724382 slaughterer
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Shows you the insignifiance of Egypt.  Egypt will be quickly forgotten next week with earnings crowding out all international news.  

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:28 | 3724450 NaN
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It shows that events in Egypt are either no surprise and/or reason to celebrate. 


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:33 | 3724468 pods
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10 year at 2.71, someone is going to be sweating.


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:58 | 3724792 The Shootist
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Wow, that's pretty cool actually.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:20 | 3724800 tarsubil
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Wow. In 2 months it has gone up 1%. If it maintains that pace, we have 4 more months.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:39 | 3724503 ISEEIT
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The bro' hood was just a little hobby they let obozo play with. Just slapped his little bitch ass down though. Nice they tapped his punk ass while he was on the continent of his birth too.

These guys are funny. Now obozo understands that he needs to 'stop climate change' and leave real shit for adults.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:08 | 3724384 Zombie Investor
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Maybe he's sailing to Egypt, instead of taking a plane.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:17 | 3724409 Zombie Investor
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Just confirmed, sailing to Egypt due to sequester cuts.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:41 | 3724509 disabledvet
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Larry Ellison's is bigger.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:08 | 3724385 B2u
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Kerry married his millions so he is flipping off Obama. 

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:42 | 3724516 disabledvet
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and faster.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:08 | 3724386 Captain Benny
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Hope he doesn't have a boating accident like most of us ZH'ers tend to have ....

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:11 | 3724396 NidStyles
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Only happens when you do not balance your PM's properly before your voyage.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:09 | 3724387 mofreedom
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paying boat taxes in rhode island vs assholechewshits.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:12 | 3724397 mofreedom
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new england, you can all drift into the ocean along with the west coast, bye fricking bye!!!  amen.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:10 | 3724391 fonzannoon
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nice metaphor by Kerry making the media play ketchup

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:26 | 3724688 wee-weed up
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Hey, John F'ing Kerry is driving a Swiftboat!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 22:27 | 3725631 MontgomeryScott
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In the apparant 5-knot wind, the little sailboat has a 100% jib (or perhaps less, maybe 78%), and a main reefed down to the first set of strapping points. His auxilliary engine is driving the little boat, it appears. He doesn't want to let the boat heel, I suppose, because his mixed drink of the BLOOD OF ALL HUMANITY might spill, and stain his jacket or pants.

I bet he has one of those 'blue blazers' on, with a scarf, and a fake 'captain's hat', all white, with the 'scrambled eggs' thingie on the front. Hurredly shouting orders to his crew, he is using such phrases as 'avast, mateys, keelhaul the gizzardline, and make it fast to the fore-top-sail! Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a Pirate's Life For Me!'

The captain then took him aside, and urged him downstairs (below decks), and showed him some medals he had won (bought), and poured him another drink...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:10 | 3724392 PontifexMaximus
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Isn't it just just bullish?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:12 | 3724398 linniepar
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I am shocked. SHOCKED!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:12 | 3724399 Joebloinvestor
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Kerry doesn't give a fucking rat's ass.

Extreme wealth does that.

Just a male version of Hillary and the same game plan.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:17 | 3724412 General Decline
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"Just a male version of Hillary and the same game plan."


Wwwwwwaaaaaaiiiit a minute... Are you implying that Hilary is a woman?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:25 | 3724436 Joebloinvestor
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She is a very powerful one to.

Also, corrupt as shit, a LYING bitch and a doormat for her husbands daliances.

Oh the price of power........

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:43 | 3724524 disabledvet
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stop with the compliments already.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:47 | 3724538 Joebloinvestor
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Job requirements, just wait til the disclosures of those Barry trips with the SS without the wife.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:19 | 3724418 mofreedom
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and hillary's got the this sexist or anti-sexist, i don't know the commie pc rules these days.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:44 | 3724526 disabledvet
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say something nice.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:16 | 3724642 darteaus
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He did!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 22:34 | 3725668 MontgomeryScott
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Hillary has an amazing collection of Strap-on penises which most dominatrixes would KILL to have.

John Kerry reminds me of a childhood hero, Fred Gwynne (Herman Munster). His BOTOX injections are almost as good as Nancy Pelosi's.

Both are amazingly faithful to their masters (this does NOT include the Constitution For The United States).

Have't you ever asked WHY you have been disabled, 'disabledvet'?



Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:13 | 3724401 timbo_em
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Who is this motorboating Kerry guy everyone is talking about?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:14 | 3724403 toms
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He is running drugs...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:21 | 3724423 lifetide
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Actually, and to the point .. It was his shipping magnet Great Great grandfather .. F for his middle initial "Forbes" that ran opium to China that iniated the Boxer war with England.  

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:15 | 3724640 darteaus
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Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.

Sat, 07/06/2013 - 05:30 | 3725997 Kobe Beef
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Opium and slaves are behind most of the Old New England families. Got Skull? Got Bones?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:16 | 3724406 kito
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uncle sugar is torn here!!!! does uncle sugar continue to feed the egyptian/pentagon contractor war machine......or piss off the egyptian war machine so that all hell breaks loose in the middle east??????? what to do????!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:40 | 3724505 RSloane
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I rely on Obama's good, strong hand at the helm to guide us in the right direction. Thanks to our very necessary spy machine, he is able to gather all of the necessary data he needs to come to the right conclusion and act in our best interests. His record of using very sound judgement is undisputable.  He is also surrounded by the best minds in the country who will help him navigate us through these troubled waters. I am looking forward to his press conference which he will conduct with the stature of one of our greatest statemen.

In other news, I've been taking prescription pain medication for the last 48 hours and have been wiping up drool off my keyboard as I typed that.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:46 | 3724532 disabledvet
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operation "piss 'em off" it is then.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:04 | 3724610 kito
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careful...those side effects can negate the red pill world view........try to cut back.........................

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:18 | 3724413 lifetide
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Get real.. Kerry doesn't know how to sail. He hires a crew and sits back on the poop deck enjoying his cheese crested Melba toast with a side of Gin. Besides, he can only cruise in RI waters.. if he enters Mass waters.. he's ensnared by the Mass DOR for the delinquent taxes on the yacht not paid in the last two years.


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 18:57 | 3725139 IndyPat
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I have a vision of the remaining Vietnam vet swift boaters with a half dozen cigarette boats painted flat black with Jolly Roger decals, liberally outfitted with chain guns and flame throwers.
Burn this fuckers sissy boat to the water line, cut Kerry to chum sized pieces and feed him to the sharks. Maybe have to cut in some other fish to get them to eat it.
They call me a dreamer. I just feel like banking has left a vacuum in respectable piracy in the high seas. Aristocrats obviously are feeling way too safe in open waters these days.
Really sad.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:18 | 3724414 NOTW777
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and what are the chances the MSM will cover this.  when another crisis arises obama will proclaim they had been closely monitoring the situation all along

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:19 | 3724416 monopoly
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This cannot be true, can it?


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:19 | 3724417 Truther
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What a fucking retard.....

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:22 | 3724425 NaN
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It's always better to go sailing. Oops, dropped the cell phone in the water. 

No sarc!


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:22 | 3724426 ISEEIT
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Hey...Just because he's on the boat doesn't mean he isn't also engaged in official 'business' ya know.

Probly got a few of the guys working with da prezzy to stop climate change on board...


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 22:39 | 3725669 MontgomeryScott
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C'mon, you guys! BLOW HARDER into my sails! Say, Al (Gore), you seem to be the BEST at blowing hot air!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:24 | 3724429 New_Meat
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It is exhausting work spending your second wile's first husband's trust fund.  But John is up to the task.

- Ned

{and it remains unclear whether the $500k of state sales taxes were paid on the yacht}

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:25 | 3724435 NoelConfidence
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Our U.S. Government 'inaction'.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:42 | 3724520 f16hoser
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Trust me, we're better off that he's sailing. He can do far less damage that way.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:47 | 3724537 NoelConfidence
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You're right I hadn't thought of that.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:00 | 3724801 New_Meat
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au contraire, mes amis!

The State Department reports that John has been in continuous contact with world leaders, no matter where he has been.  Even the State Department (waaaaaay too hot in DC for there to be any fog in Foggy Bottom these days) says that he's been fully engaged.

- Ned

{and as a young piglet, I used to listen to the "ship-to-shoah" channel, guessin' that these days SATCOM with Stew XX probably works just fine}

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:25 | 3724439 pauhana
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A CBS producer catches him aboard Isabel

As long as it wasn't Teresa.  Ugh!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:26 | 3724442 Totentänzerlied
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Why is he so relaxed? Because the plan is working flawlessly.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:27 | 3724445 docmac324
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Who's on the boat with him, is a better question.


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:34 | 3724452 kill switch
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This is painful. It's like being forced to watch GMA reruns 24/7..

Total fucking incompetence. Hey Morsi you still in charge?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:33 | 3724472 starman
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im so proud where my tax dollars go!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:37 | 3724489 Peter Pan
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It didn't cost you anything. It is covered by the deficit.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:35 | 3724477 Peter Pan
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Is he at least in the Bermuda triangle ?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:01 | 3724806 New_Meat
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nyet, tovarich!

perhaps some other triangle, though.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:37 | 3724488 Crash Overide
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This kind of news is par for the course regarding the US government.

Speaking of courses, I wonder where Obama is playing golf right now?

What a fucking joke, again, and again, and again, etc...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:38 | 3724492 Cast Iron Skillet
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You all trashing Kerry? You know, it IS almost weekend, and the guy's just gotta be stressed from a tiring week ...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:38 | 3724494 GMadScientist
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Options C) and D) are not mutually exclusive.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:39 | 3724499 surf0766
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Frankenstein is on his yacht with Theraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:02 | 3724811 New_Meat
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little nurse fuzzy-wuzzy

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:39 | 3724500 Stuck on Zero
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6 dead?   That many die in Chicago every night.


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:42 | 3724518 kevinearick
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Reflections of Humanity

Another day at the circus, watching people watch people lose their pensions, fall into ill-health, and get thrown out of their homes…so those watching can play with their toys…watching the latest empire incarnation, a rigged lottery of artificial competition, confirming compliance with jobs, sucking the spirit of independence dry…ho, hum.

Thank God we have Facebook to let us all extend this pretension, a US Navy to enforce the outcome, and a flag, complete with a bow of fireworks, to wrap it all up in, with a nice piece of paper, called the US Constitution, granting divine providence to a succession of petty dictators, employed as scapegoats to misdirect responsibility for as long as possible…

From chaos comes order, and from order comes chaos. Your job is to balance the two in a cascading effect so the work can move forward, to bring humanity to bear. Space travel, through false assumptions, is always the problem. And you are always the solution. Whether the elevator gets there on time or not is up to you.

Within the empire, you are always going to walk into a f-ed up mess, because excessive control is being applied, because the critters are listening to voices in their collectivist head, from the past. Anyone can, and most do, replicate behavior to increase efficiency, speed in the wrong direction. And it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to rebel aimlessly, to be overwhelmed by the majority and confirm the process.

From the empire majority’s perspective, paid in its own debt to extend ignorance as widely as possible, you are the problem, to be ferreted out. From God’s perspective, you are the solution, keeping the empire busy, with busy work. The reason the global economy has grinded to a relative halt, to suit the majority interest in itself, is because the majority is busy with capital replication specialization, while labor prepares the next phase.

The light circuit is wired up, but the rest of the elevator is being modernized. Escape velocity will occur when you are paid to raise your family, which is the backbone of any economy, when the motor circuit is complete and the façade, the new dress, can be applied. To the extent you can wear multiple hats, to wire the event horizons in time, renewed elasticity will ignite economic circulation.

For Labor, marriage only under the authority of God (with which you have a personal relationship without intermediary) is the constitution. It never agreed to accept the US Constitution, the latest incarnation of civil authority, as its master. Written constitutions are designed to guide the mass of ignorance into alignment, not to celebrate independence.

Empires always bait and switch with false promises, employing whatever traditional myth is required to eliminate thinking. The empire majority cannot work, by design to conserve capital, which is why it cries for entitlement jobs, and why the US Navy protecting it is a civil, not a military, organization, leaving it rudderless in the Stupid Zone.

Agency is an old woman with a dead womb, married to a eunuch, civil law parading as military law. War is no accident; it ignites when the empire majority runs out of economic slaves to feed its ponzi and maroons itself in History. Government is a derivative, stuck in a derivative gear, employing derivatives.

Unlike gold, marriage as a private institution is both rare and fundamentally necessary, because without confidence in the future the ongoing assumption of solvency disintegrates. If you allow government feedback, promises in a rigged lottery, to determine your priorities, you have no one to blame for tyranny but yourself.

Those who produce children to produce set the lead time for productive young people, which is the best defense against tyranny, leaving consumers behind to grow their empire, busying themselves hunting down producers to tax, to subsidize the past. A consumer service economy is for people who are already dead but haven’t been told so by the accountants.

Leave others behind, to destroy their own marital foundations; you have much better things to do, like raising your own children and providing for your parents in old age. The Family Law disincentives have simply grown so large that few can mount the stairs against the herd coming down. Monogamy has outlasted all comers accordingly.

Naturally, an insecure, skill-less, peer pressure society is going to covet with greed, and, backed by the US Navy in this iteration, the empire majority thinks that not stealing is stupid, especially when the civil rules of law are specifically framed to grant the right as an entitlement in exchange for compliance. The ponzi has always been pay-as-you-go on a cash basis. The only change is demographic deceleration, which unwinds accounting position.

Simply tune in the gravity you require to sling-shot your development, and then tune out the empire. The US Navy will protect the artificial demand and supply of consumption until it can’t, which is when you may expect the bomb. Speaking of 1937, what was the nature of capital-labor relations at that time? Is that really labor at the negotiating table?

Labor doesn’t negotiate; it navigates the unknown, which is why you will not find it in your History book. Measure the known twice and solve the problem once, to give your kids as much lead time as necessary. History rhymes for a reason, and if you have ever navigated through a dead zone you know why. Expect the unexpected and adapt. Insurance is surest path to death.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:50 | 3724556 heinrich6666
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I don't know what you wrote, but this drunk on cheap gin: it's too damn long.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 22:49 | 3725683 MontgomeryScott
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'He was our only hope.'

'No. There is ANOTHER...''


You seem to be awakened to the FACT that humans are shit, mostly, and that following the 'human leader' is a LOSING GAME.

I like the Ross Perot reference, seeker. 'Measure twice, and cut once!'

"Measure the known twice and solve the problem once,..."

You are on the correct course. FOLLOW IT.



Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:47 | 3724542 disabledvet
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so once you "coup" and "re-coup" do you then "re-couperate"?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:52 | 3724564 granolageek
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Kerry is a bleeping Winthrop on his mother's side. In terms of family that's like Byrds and Lees, except the yankees are better at marrying money every few generations.

Of course he was on his boat on the 4th of July. And WTF could have he actually been doing about Egypt? Couldn't go there, and his blackberry works fine in Nantucket Sound.

Get a life.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:04 | 3724609 Vooter
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Are you trying to tell us that the U.S. Secretary of State couldn't get a military plane into Egypt? LOL...please. And if he really couldn't do that, he could always just go to Tel Aviv and PRETEND he's on the case. Or at the very least, he could just BE IN WASHINGTON. It's called acting like you give a shit, NOT creating yet another let-them-eat-cake moment...


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:12 | 3724634 darteaus
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Nobody cares that he was on his boat.

I, and I strongly suspect others, care that he/his State Dept. LIED about where he was.  An apparently self-serving, transparent and easily disproved LIE.  In other words, a STUPID LIE.

Which, proves, once again, that we (the US) have an elitist, incompetant and self-promoting boob as Secretary of State.  This, by the way, will be obvious to the rest of the world also.

And that, my friend, means that the rest of the world believes it can continue to roll the US for the next 3+ years.  So, North Korea, Al Queda, Iran, Russia, China, etc. will be on the move building nukes to threaten South Korea and Japan, beheading priests, working toward the return of the 12th iman, staging joint naval operations off Japan, etc.

All the while, our pols will be focusing on how to issue apparently STUPID LIES to make themselves look good.

A fish rots from the head down.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:13 | 3724838 New_Meat
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Hillary gave Benghazi a good leaving alone, and with their "Muslim Spring" theme unravalling, John Forbes Kerry (who, by the way, served in Veetnam) is doing the same same.

- Ned

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:52 | 3724569 TuesdayBen
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Says he was spotted walking down Federal Street

On the walk back up, he'd best use Liberty Street

proles are getting sick of the shit of he and his ilk

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:53 | 3724570 Anonymouse
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It's ok. He speaks French.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:28 | 3724701 mofreedom
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i remember these cunt rail patrol folks in strassburg, germany, not even willing to speak german, and we could speak german...the french was for the ferries.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:58 | 3724591 darteaus
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:26 | 3724694 krispkritter
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Is that a restaurant near Boston College?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 23:07 | 3725712 MontgomeryScott
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'Cambodia' was a Thai restaurant over on 'K' Street in D.C., One of those places in the basement of one of the old hotels... It was quite popular in the 1960's. Young Kerry was a waiter there (the Elite call their slaves by different names, so I guess he was a 'Server' in the vernacular of the 'newspeak'). HENCE, HE 'SERVED' IN 'CAMBODIA'. I understand that this restaurant chain opened another 'branch' over in Beantown back then, so you may be correct.


Does this answer your question, kris?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:14 | 3724842 New_Meat
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burned, I say BURNED into his memory.  He has the hat!  And Nixon, that BASTARD sent him.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 15:58 | 3724593 dexter_morgan
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Why the long face John?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 23:08 | 3725714 MontgomeryScott
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Think of 'Lurch' from the Addams family.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:05 | 3724612 Joe A
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They call it 'sailingboat diplomacy' (unlike the gunboat diplomacy of the Vietnam war with which he has experience).

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:09 | 3724624 loveyajimbo
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The Egyptian troubles are all due to a video... and after all... what difference does it make now?  The hardcore vid of Susan Rice, Janet Neapolatano, Hillary and a one-eyed goat, would be enough to cause a riot anywhere... I myself thought.... arrrraaaaaappphhh!!!  Jesus, I just spewed!!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 23:22 | 3725735 MontgomeryScott
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They want your soul.


NOW, clean up your mess quickly, and move on. You have sickened me. The poor goat was TRAUMATIZED, I tell you! I'm calling the ASPCA, as we speak...,


Sent from my Verizon phone

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:36 | 3724625 earleflorida
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the idiot harbors his yacht in RI and pays no taxes to Mass... saving himself ~$500K

?   the Joker marries-up to a widow's senator [Sen John Heinz III] before he's [heinz] had a chance to defrost!, and heir to the 'Heinz Brand Food-Chain Goliath' 

and as a special treat,.. he has connections with the [FDR/Roosevelt] mr. Delano... which by the way made his fortune in Hong Kongs opium-trade helping out the sasson's and rothschild's china-connection.

kerry's wealth comes from shanghai, china:  ref:     and ashkenazi jew :-) an ice`cream'd- KOHN

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:25 | 3724864 New_Meat
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earleflorida: sir, we are all adults around here.  Please, don't hold back; we'd like to know your true feelings ;-)

- Ned

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:37 | 3724902 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Earleinflorida can't answer, he's at temple right now......

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:56 | 3724970 New_Meat
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red-yellow-green, then

red-yellow-green ;-)

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 23:43 | 3725766 MontgomeryScott
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I ink-THay that 'arle-Eay from loroda'-Fay is cared-Say to eak-Spay, regarding his rue-Tay eelings-Fay. His etirement-Ray might uffer-Say.

     NOW, I would call out John Kerry sa treasonous bastard child, Rothchild relative, who wishes so deconstruct the Constitutional United States, and a TRUE COWARD, and several OTHER names, but it is ot-Nay in my est-Bay nterests-Iaye.


     After all, Meat, there are 'summer soldiers; and 'winter soldiers'. It is in the best interest to win as many as is possible, instead of berating.

     I see some true hope in this 'Earle' guy. He may not understand your sarc.

     The term, correctly, is 'FRESH MEAT', by the way!

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:10 | 3724627 monopoly
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He should resign. The man is totally worthless. Disgusting. In fact this whole fucking administration should resign. We can ruin the country without any of them.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 17:27 | 3724870 New_Meat
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"The man is totally worthless. Disgusting."

methinks those are the exact attributes that got him the job under the Augustus Administration.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:21 | 3724656 0b1knob
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Kerry sailed the Isobel his yacht

About Egypt he cared naught

Its not as snazzy

As what went down in Benghazi

Under Hillary the ignorant twat.


Its spelled luxury yacht but its pronounced Mangrove Throatwarbler.


Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:19 | 3724660 youngman
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He just took the job because he could not get the number one job...just stuffing his resume.....he should stay on the boat...

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 16:37 | 3724729 Odin
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Annnnnd that's what happens when you put a Skull and Bones member in charge of the State Department...

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