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As Egypt Re-Coups And Cairo Violence Escalates, The US Secretary Of State Is...
As the escalation in violence between members of the pro-Mursi Muslim Brotherhood and the military-backed victors of this week's coup gets worse with at least 6 dead now according to Al Arabiya, the US Secretary of State is busy...
a) Getting debriefed and preparing for a diplomatic statement
b) In the air between point A and point B promoting US domestic and foreign interests abroad
c) Informing Warren Buffett about the aphrodisiac benefits of ketchup
d) Spending a (second consecutive) exhausting afternoon on his sailboat.
And the correct answer is... D
From the Weekly Standard
John Kerry, whose State Department office denied he had been out on his boat until picture proof emerged, is back out there today. A CBS producer catches him aboard Isabel:
Just caught in last hour: Kerry back at the helm of his boat today (front boat/center). Again this is from today pic.twitter.com/TIYbkOaae7
— Mosheh Oinounou (@Mosheh) July 5, 2013
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He's in flat seas with the motor running. He appears to be sailing but is not really.
Life is good on the dime of the taxpayer and keeping your millions in safe havens.
No
Yes
"John Kerry for President in 2016!"
Does the question come from the Egyptians, who probably are handling their problems their way?
Or does the question, which is irrelevant, come from another source, say, the discredited media in the US, Faux News, for example? Rupert Murdoch probably doesn't want to talk about his own troubles in England with his criminal cell phone hacking scandal. Last I heard, sitting on your own yacht MYOB isn't criminal.
because commie news network and huffpo are any better?
Well, since you raised the issue, it seems he should be minding something else besides his own business. But what the heck, let's give him a pass since he's a worthless POS.
Boats & Hoes
So he IS a wind-surfing elitist.
Turns out we were right.
Its a good thing he's sailing! He can't interfere and say meaningless things, or make things worse than they are.
What does one call a politician in a coma?
Half-way to a better world.
What does one call a bankster in a coma?
A waste of electricity.
Pending transaction?
Good. The minons need to get lazy so the Empire can collapse.
This just in: Kerry family spokesman, Terd Nurdlinger, released a statement regarding the emergency room visit of Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Secretary of State, John Kerry.
"Mrs Heinz Kerry was taken by ambulance to Public Servants Memorial Hospital and Day Spa for complaints of severe pelvic pain. She was diagnosed and treated for severe chemical vaginitis. Close friend and confidante of Mrs. Kerry, a woman we'll call Hymenoptera, gave this exclusive accounting."
"It seems that Secretary Kerry, after spending the day on his yacht, was feeling a bit amorous. And it also seems Teresa told him to use a condom. Even at this age, she simply won't take chance of "getting pregnant with one of his brats". Mr. Kerry misunderstood her request and instead thought she said "Use a condiment". So he slathered Heinz brand Spicy Brown Mustard on his Secretarial staff and placed it in the receptive bun."
When asked if Mrs. Heinz Kerry had any statement, Mr. Nurdlinger admitted that she would only say, "What a fucking moron".
Like all politicians, Kerry is very adept at "waving" - beyond that, like all politicians, he's a useless twit...
Has the US Taxpayer become the financial arm of the Caliphate? http://shutupnsing.wordpress.com/2013/07/06/the-turkey-that-votes-for-christmas/