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John Kerry's Wife Hospitalized Due To Seizure Signs
There was some confusion yesterday when news hit that the SecState's wife, Theresa Heinz Kerry, was hospitalized. This came shortly after yet another fiasco involving Kerry who was caught in a rejection, then admission snafu, that while Egypt was burning he was on his yacht not one but two days in a row. We now get some clarity as to the affliction affecting the billionaire heiress:
- HEINZ KERRY SAID TO HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED AFTER SEIZURE SIGNS
- HEINZ KERRY'S DOCTORS HAVEN'T MADE EXACT DIAGNOSIS, PERSON SAYS
- HEINZ KERRY'S CONDITION DISCUSSED BY PERSON CLOSE TO FAMILY
More from Bloomberg:
Teresa Heinz Kerry’s doctors haven’t yet made an exact diagnosis of what caused her to suffer conditions consistent with a seizure, according to a person close to the family.
The wife of U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry was hospitalized yesterday in Nantucket, Massachusetts, in critical condition and soon stabilized, said the person, who asked not to be identified discussing her condition.
She was later taken to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston, where she remains under treatment. The family friend wouldn’t say whether Heinz Kerry was conscious or describe her current condition, citing the preference of her children not to provide details of every fluctuation in her condition.
More from NBC:
Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Secretary of State John Kerry and heir to the ketchup company fortune, remained in critical but stable condition at a Boston hospital Monday.
Heinz Kerry was flown to Boston for further medical treatment after being taken by ambulance from the couple's Nantucket, Mass., home to a hospital on Sunday afternoon, sources close to the family told NBC News
John Kerry spokesman Glen Johnson said in a statement that once doctors at Nantucket Cottage Hospital stabilized Heinz Kerry, she was transferred to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston while accompanied by her husband.
The 74-year-old was admitted to the emergency room at Nantucket Cottage Hospital in critical but stable condition about 3:30 p.m., according to a hospital spokesperson. No further details about her condition have been released.
Heinz Kerry, a breast cancer survivor, is the mother of three adult sons from her marriage to the late Pennsylvania Sen. John Heinz who died in a plane crash in 1991.
She was treated at Massachusetts General in Boston in 2009 following her surgery to treat breast cancer. She also received treatment at a Washington-area hospital that same year.
Sec. Kerry has been in Nantucket since returning from the Middle East on Wednesday.
Heinz Kerry is a longtime activist on environmental causes and leads the Heinz Family Foundation.
“The family is grateful for the outpouring of support it has received and aware of the interest in her condition, but they ask for privacy at this time,” Johnson said in the statement.
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Too much to drink!
Shame it wasn't him
Who gives a fuck - put some ketchup on it!
She better have the donut hole coverage, otherwise John might need to look for a real job.
I'm sure things are just fine over a-
Wait, WTF kind of article is this to have on ZH?
Nice...so his wife was ill AND Egypt was burning and he decided to bask in the sun on his yacht. Man, i wouldnt know what he will be doing when world war 3 happens.
He makes me feel like that too.
Where was Obammy .... when Benghazi burned ?
It's better they all stay on their yachts, whenever they stick their noses in they just create a clusterfuk.
Here, let me make it easy for the press... She has a brain tumor. It could be from the breast cancer, or a brand new lesion.
Thats a good bet. Brain Metastasis...
WW3? or really when the SHTF? How about hang the f**ker from the yardarm. The State Dept is a joke and a waste of money. Another part of MIC/intelligence police state crap.
What I want to know is, did he ever pay the taxes on this yacht? A couple of years ago he was hiding it in RI to avoid taxes. Like tax ceat Timmy Geithner, he pleaded ignorance about the taxes.
Heinz sounds so... Red!
SMOKE SCREEN....
She had a seizure after she heard that John's isn't the biggest:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357795/Worlds-largest-private-y...
these things will happen on occasion when a horse fucks a tomato...
I was gonna say... She finally woke up & figured out she married a horse...
Benzo withdrawals. I'd take them too if I had to see that face.
pods
Mr. Ed would be an improvement over that egotisical, evil & ugly MF'er named Kohn.
More importantly, NSA spying on Brazil via US telco subsea cables
http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?act=url&depth=1&hl=en...
Go fuck yourselves NSA!
Is this TMZ ?!? geee I wonder what Linsay Lohan has to say about this .. ZH rly went down the drain ever since it became a "corporation"
Yes lets stop the world for a bunch of douchebags I couldn't give two shits less about.
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you lose
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to have your news
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I see what you did there Francis.
Seeks to Block Court Docs
That COULD RUIN HER Exclusive
Lady Gaga is so afraid of what is being said in a lawsuit involving two of the people who discovered her, that she's filed legal docs to try and keep certain information from EVER seeing the light of day.
Former Gaga collaborator and close friend Wendy Starland sued Gaga's former BF/producer Rob Fusari in 2010, claiming Fusari screwed her out of revenues she felt she was owed for her role in discovering Gaga.
Earlier this week, Gaga filed docs pleading with the court to seal certain information in the Starland/Fusari case. She claims the info is "sensitive, private, and personal."
Gaga claims that if the info went public, it would "inflict significant personal and professional harm upon" her. She also says that she and Fusari are legally bound to keep the information private as part of a non-disparagement agreement between the two.
A judge has yet to rule.
Thanks, that was more interesting than the article about the ketchup dude, not that I have any idea what the f**k a Lady Gaga is, some kind of TV thing?, but thanks anyway
No doubt the information would reveal she is in fact a dude.
pods
Lord Gaga still works.
Exactly. Lady Gaga probably has a Johnson.
Raa raa oo la la.......rum rum roompa staa!
Short Shakespeare. /s
he must have screwed "it" in the butt, cuz I think that "chick" is really a dude! lol
Any of you guys watch that auction on Ebay of Kim Cartrashian's G-string?
Wonder what it finally sold for..."EUC" the listing said. The bicycle seat went for $3,642 last year.
seasick
von Bulowed by a kept man?
I wonder if he is still yachting.
Like Hilary's amnesia???????????????
Partying while people are dying......................Secretary Of State, US.
When she wakes up...
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Theresa Heinz: What's my name?
John Kerry: Mrs. Theresa Heinz
Theresa Heinz: Well what's my maiden name?
John Kerry: Annie Goolaheey
Theresa Heinz: ANNIE GOOLAHEY... Where in God's name did I grow up, Dogpatch?
John Kerry: No, not there honey over in Goober, Idaho but it's a nuclear waste dump
LOL! Kurt Russell was pretty funny in that. He is not a libtard.
Mrs. Kohn actually grew up in Africa and was Portuguese colonialist vermin. In Africa the European countries ran African states in a certain order. The British were the best and most humane followed by probably the Germans then French then Belgians and Portuguese.
http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/07/07/cameras_catch_mystery_break_in_at_whistleblowers_law_firm
Sign up here. Fuck off.
What difference does it make?
His spokespeople say no. I mean yes. I mean no.
What is up with this guy and boat troubles anyway? Swift Boats, yachts.... whatever.
I've owned boats before and had to deal with the endless mechanical repairs, but I don't ever remember getting in so much trouble over whether I was on my boat or not as this guy does.
One time I brought my kruggerands aboard a boat, then I had an accident.
Rumor has it that SECSTATE Kerry is a gold bug and avid stacker.
When this tidbit of knowledge is folded into the story it all makes perfect sense.
If he decides to take some time off and sail to Bermuda then we will know for sure.
Coastline + Boston's large methane carbon sink unlocking. Sounds like she got a dose of Hydrogen Sulfide.
It's not that uncommon of an occurance anymore. Nothing to be done about it either.
There once was an heiress from Nantucket.
Who was floating around in her bucket.
Overcome by swamp gas,
She pitched and she spazzed.
While John's only thought was, "Well, fuck it!"
OK so I'm supposed to be all verklempt or something? WTF do I care about this spoiled brat?
Seriously, who the fuck cares about this?
Perhaps John Kerry, marginally.
And his lawyer.
Must be egyptfukupitis. Not painful but just a bit embarASSing.
I thought Heinz sold to Buffett anyway..
Maybe we shouldn't eat some of the rich.
LOL, now thats some funny there + 100 !
FUCK JOHN KERRY AND THE HEINZ HE RODE IN ON....
no sympathy for that Veitnam survivor who has spent his entire life since as a the military industiral complex sympathizer....
fucky you bitch.......
Will we get 57 comments?
That would be great! One from each state!
Barack, is that you?
Laughing out loud on that one.
Well, if you count the colonies
Well at least it will provide a good distraction from his dereliction of duty on Egypt. It will generate a lot of sympathy for him as well. Because, that big goofy turd is just one more embarrassing gaffe in Obama's clown circus of- Ooooh look! Something shiny!!
I had just tweeted this when this article was posted: Hitlery has a stroke when she lies & gets caught. John Heinz Kerry lies & his wife has a seizure? Really?
Bingo. Notice how NBC "news" felt compelled to add that Heinz Kerry does charity work for environmental causes and helps children cross the street and rescues puppies from burning buildings.
Wouldn't it be fun to own your own media?
I'll bet she helps charities...just like Bill and Melinda.
I'd prefer snotty indifference to the "help" these gentle folks provide.
With all due respect to zerohedge, this isn't news.
Every single person on this planet if they live long enough will be hospitalized for something, and every last one will die of something.
Doesn't matter if you are a rich boomer American, you are an organic creature that has an expiration date.
What is the motto of this site again?
Anticipation ..... Is making me wait.
Frankenheinz meets the Mummy
Do not upset the Jew...until you upset the witch
Kerry's a cunt.
His wife is a dick.
Together they make a furburger....
Elitist trash............
Arrest those drug dealing money launderers and re-distribute their stolen wealth. Stop the psychotic sociopaths.
BREAKING:
Nicaragua’s Moscow Embassy Receive Snowden’s Asylum Application
http://rt.com/usa/nsa-leak-snowden-live-updates-482/
'Seizures'....WTF happened was the caviar sub-par or something?
Eat low carb diet and you can avoid seizues. Eating ketchup, which is loaded with sugars, is a sure-fire way to enhance your chance of seizures.
I just fucking HATE it when people spout out one dimensional bullshit like that...
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So great:
For lunch today I'm going to have my glass of grapefruit juice along with a fruit salad of strawberries & blackberries, & for the main course, orange roughy atop a bed of steamed broccoli [with ketchup on it]... Then I'm going to go out for my daily, slow paced, 4 hour bike ride...
I'll probably drop dead from a seizure before I get back... [fuckin ketchup]...
Lurch and wife do load their Cats-up with tons of corn syrup like everything else Big AG does. Salt, corn syrup and other shit in all packaged food.
Champaign DTs
<--- Heinz
<--- Hunts
Sounds like a good time to get on a sailboat and get away from the stress for awhile.
Hey John, you look kind of down.
Why the long face?
who gives a shit! why is this news? thousands of people ended up in the hospital today. why should we care any more about the bitch of some useless politician like john kerry? because of her ketchup? fuck these useless people. i'd rather hear the news about britney.
Yea really...'Oh noez! One of our overlords has taken ill! Billionaire heiress who never did fuck-all her entire life except spend billions she had no part of making! Oh whatever shall we do!'
Let's have a mandatory month of mourning with forced tears at gunpoint like North Korea!
This is awful. I've totally forgotten about Egypt, Kerry sailboat, NSA, Benghazi, Corzine, 4th Amendment, perpetual war, dead children, drones, police state. I hope she gets better soon.
at least britney is still hot. not some dried up fucking hosebag taking warm milk baths while her husband tries to ass fuck the planet.
True, brother, true. She is still looking good, white trash soap opera and all. I would hit that like the Luftwaffe!
That man is one strange looking fellow mind. WTF is it with politicians?
Do you genuinely have to be an inept, strange looking queer cunt with zero knowledge to be a pol?
Someone said this morning that this bloke has been over to Isreal six times since landing the higher paid, public funded job, I wonder fucking why peeps?
What you are witnessing is generations of inbreeding.
So, yes, you do.
Thanks ccs, I had my suspicions like, but these fuckers is beyond the pale.
;-)
C'mon people. The level of ill will on here makes you no better than them. I don't agree with much of her stance on things but still pray she has a speady recovery.
I hope she and all the other 'elite' asshats drop dead!
The only revolution you will be a part of is a polite, thoughtful, revolution, do I have that right?
Really? I hope she loses consciousness at a Heinz family reunion and plops face-down on the floor and her nose and mouth land perfectly in the unconsumed ketchup on a haphazardly placed paper plate causing her death by drowning in irony.
These elitists destroy people's lives and the world would be much better without them.
You keep right on praying for these elitist fucking leeches, O keeper of da brothas.
I'll keep dancing , naked, on their graves when they whip a gasket.
Fuck that.
She can reap it. So can he.
"Two men are talking. One says, 'I just lost my third wife.' 'What happened to the first?' 'She died from eating poisoned mushrooms.' 'And the second?' 'She died from eating poisoned mushrooms.' 'What happened to the third?' 'Cracked skull.' 'How?'" Henny Youngman lifts his hands toward the audience. "'She-wouldn't-eat-the . . ."
jimmy crack corn and I would bet the rest of the US do too....who the fuck cares!
She must've woken up too early again and saw him in the shower.
I don't wish people ill will, but it still sends a chill up my spine to think that that hag almost was the First Lady. That sickens me more than Kerry as President.
BTW, how is Heinz stock doing today?
What a fuckin' pair. He with that laughable syrup. She looking like a dead Michael Jackson. Oh yeah...!
If you want to pray for someone. pray for the people these elitist fucks have destroyed.
I heard diagnosis of her condition was made more difficult by the numerous, small red marks all over her body. Because she's ill, I will not finish that thought.
From what I recall she is a typical irritating wealthy conservative hating liberal telling the plebians how they should live. In any case, don't care what happens to her, not my business, don't want to know.
check for poison, Johnnie Boy from the distaff side of the Forbes family and always resented it
Is it too early to discuss cannibalism? I know it's a touchy subject.
For some, it's a testi subject.
Cannibalism is fine so long as you have plenty of ketchup...
Maybe Obama will droned her in the ass
Couldn't she have done so much better than Kerry? Especially with her wealth. I realize she wanted a 'power connection' and was probably promised the WH but ... you know how those things go.
You see it can be very very bad when Biff disses Vlad...
she is not related to money
she is from an unknown very poor family
kerry was always super rich.
she married him for his looks and his charisma money and horse like charm.
she has not been slipped a micky finn
he will gain nothing from her death.
syria freedom fighters are winning.
kerry the swift boat king will get to thye bottom of the dead ambassador in benghazi
re re re reporting for duty.... buuuurp.
I would have a seizer married to that Kerry fuck.
Sounds like they put too much GMO in the ketchup? Stay aways from the GMO's bitchez!
John Kerry swift-yachted her, and she had a seizure knowing that he was right!
A perfect out for the incompetent Kerry - family issues take precedence. Long and distinguished career of service to the nation, etc etc. Gives Obama a chance to nominate Clapper as Secretary of State.
If she eats her own products, I'd venture a guess at causation: High-fructose corn syrup toxicity or perhaps a sodium overdose?
probably brain mets, cookies in her helmet, poor girl. Less likely to be a GBM so close to the breast cancer dx.
SRS if solitary. Vanilla radiation if not.
I heard she was reseaching a new cookbook, Cooking with Heinz, and fell ill from too much likopenis.
they talk about useless eaters. how about the useless makers of useless products for useless eaters?
Hey it worked for Hillary.
Surprised the ol' man could tear himself away from playing hide the sausage with painted ladies on his luxury yacht to come to the side of his ailing wife.
What's even more alarming is seeing ads on this site for "Single Muslim" dating service. What the fuck is going on here at ZH???
This just in to the news desk; who cares!
JK's wives have "bad luck".