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Caption Contest: The Drone Ranger

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With the eponymous Johnny Depp July 4th blockbuster a total dud, now is the time to start even floppier thinking sequels. Here is one such suggestion.

h/t Lance Roberts

 


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Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:22 | Link to Comment MarkD
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Gotta love Mad Magazine

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:26 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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tasteful

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:31 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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Wonder if the "Brown" countries will go watch this?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:46 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Ben Bernanke stars in The 'Loan Danger'

Movie Soundtrack 

 

U.S. consumer borrowing up; credit card use rises - CBS News

CBS/AP/ July 8, 2013, 4:36 PM

"Total [consumer] borrowing reached a record $2.84 trillion."

*Present economic commentary on "consumers" having to swallow more debt to stay afloat will roughly sound like "[t]his just proves that the consumer is confident, alive and well!"

**Future economic commentary on next crash will roughly sound like "[n]oone could've seen it coming!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:47 | Link to Comment resurger
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it needs to reach $15 trillion..btw can i buy a house on me credit card?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:51 | Link to Comment MiguelitoRaton
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Coming to NO media outlet ANYWHERE near you.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:59 | Link to Comment SMG
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DR:  What is it Tonto?  Someone exercising their freedom of speech, right to bear arms,  or their saying they have a constitutional right against unlawful search and seizure?

DR: HI HO MISSILES, AWAY!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment FL_Conservative
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"High Gold and Silver, AWAY!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Yes!  Mad Magazine does it again!  And here is something OT but always a ZH topic:

ANIMAL HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES DEPT.

Today, the interest rate for subsidized Stafford college loans doubled from 3.4% to 6.8%, all due to (ready for it?) an inability by DC legislators to simply extend the current lower rate. The increase will add hundreds or thousands more dollars to the already crippling costs of higher education for many lower and moderate income families. It’s so chilling, this classic dorm poster may need to be updated.

http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/07/01/belushi-dorm-poster-updated

 

And...

How Edward Snowden Has Passed the Time in a Moscow Airport

http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/07/09/how-edward-snowden-has-passed...

 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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my pursed lips should tell you I am god....not thee god..just your god.  Hey Joe.....

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady,
you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
Yeah,! I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady,
you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
Huh! And that ain't too cool.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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In costume these two bozos appear more credible than normal.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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"Transformers" comes to mind.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Why the hell have I got this Indian next to me?... I said I much prefer the policeman & the construction worker...

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:24 | Link to Comment DaddyO
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What Now Kemo Sabe?

DaddyO

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Stackers
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I didnt know BillBanzai7 worked for MAD Magazine.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 19:20 | Link to Comment Jumbotron
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Tonto:  "Fuck you Kemosabe" !

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Tonto Biden...

"Kemosabe, why you keep telling heap-big lies?

This is the 9th crow in 9 moons I've had to put on top of my head because you keep having to eat them!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:16 | Link to Comment FL_Conservative
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Tonto Biden, under his breath in the direction of the Drone Ranger, "Man speak with fork tongue!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Vic Odd
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Tonto: "Kee Mo Sabe....Why you no talk anymore? You need 'em teleprompter?", 

 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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O.T

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/10168633/Former-Fuk...

Former Fukushima nuclear plant boss dies of cancer

 

Of course Tepco says his death is not related to the accident.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment knukles
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course not... he wuz gettin treated at the plant

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment petolo
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Yes, Chemo-sabee.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Aaaaaaaaand rimshot.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:24 | Link to Comment N57Mike
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“Shikata ga nai” It cannot be helped.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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The Chernobyl event was characterised primarily by increases in thyroid and esophageal cancers...

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23683549

Cleanup worker results...

RESULTS:

Overall, 756 cancer cases were reported during 1986-2007. A higher proportion of thyroid cancers in relation to the male population was found (PIR=2.76; 95%CI 1.63-4.36), especially among those who started their mission shortly after the accident, in April-May 1986 (PIR=6.38; 95%CI 2.34-13.89). Also, an excess of oesophageal cancers was noted (PIR=1.52; 95% CI 1.06-2.11).

But if the Japanese lawyers for TEPCO say that it's unlikely then it must be unlikely...

 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:19 | Link to Comment AKrandy
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There might be a few hundred thousand more cancer deaths "not related to the accident".

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:34 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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Hey TontoBiden, when I said "Plug the Damn Hole!" I didn't mean for you to shove your FINGER up my ASS!... Although now that I think about it....

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Chupacabra-322
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It's a Criminal system, built by Crinimals for Criminals. The business of America used to be business. Now the businesses of Amerika are war, theft, mass murder, and police state crackdown on anyone who objects.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:49 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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THE DRONE RANGER: No Laws Broken

Defender of the State's right to privacy,

Warrior against any that believes he is entitled to the same.*

 

*(corporations not included)

 

Opening in skies everywhere Summer 2014

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Hi-Yo Surveillence? Away!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:52 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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"No Country for Bold Men."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:10 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment cossack55
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"Fist Full of Fiat"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:49 | Link to Comment cossack55
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"For a Few Fiats Moar"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Vic Odd
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Tonto: "How you trick 'em white men to make 'em drones for paper notes?" 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:27 | Link to Comment WarriorClass
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:47 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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FRAG THE MORON!

Great, but even they won't go where I will go ;-)

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Surveillance is what I seek, Kemosabe.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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williambanzai7, the fastest draw in the west!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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Craw, looking at horse: "birdy nam-nam!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment resurger
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lol kemosabe wb7

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Must be the horse talking--he's got a hard look to him.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:08 | Link to Comment machineh
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The name is Ed ... Mister Ed. 

Pleased to meetcha!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:55 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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And starring John Kerry as Silver.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:09 | Link to Comment machineh
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And the bartender asks Silver, 'Why the long face?'

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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The prospect of millions of kids laughing at these corrupt clowns, for the right reasons, makes my day.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Horse - "Tell the guy with the mask that if he does not use lube next time I will kick his balls so hard they will pop out his ears."

Tonto - "Oohh"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:33 | Link to Comment Jonas Parker
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DR. "Well Tonto, it looks like we are completely surrounded by the Apaches on the warpath. This is the end, old friend."

Tonto: "What you mean 'we', half-white man?"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:08 | Link to Comment de3de8
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Mad beat W Banzi to it!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:22 | Link to Comment WillyGroper
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Classic.

ROFLMAO

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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"What you mean "we", white man?"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Drone says you are a whistle-blower walker.  A man who have been to the surveillance side and back.  A man who cannot seek asylum in battle.  Something very wrong with that drone.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:25 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Unbelievably funny graphic - in a sad way.

Biden - defining Tonto down.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@darteaus

We need the crying Indian from the '70's anti-litter campaign with a caption, "Still Waiting for Joe Biden's 500,000 NFP Print"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:33 | Link to Comment darteaus
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:44 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Too bad he's Sicilian. (NTTAWWT)

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:48 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Never go in against a Sicilian when Indian-fakery is on the line!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment LFMayor
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Iron Eyes Cody:  Dago

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:32 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Biden should have a dead eagle on his head. But at least he's covering up those godawful hair plugs.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:35 | Link to Comment machineh
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Biden should have a dead eagle on his head.

Or a large, pink plastic vulva.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:40 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Or there's that...

What's great about this image is that I heard Obama listens to the "William Tell Overture" when he watches drone strikes, so it's pretty accurate. McCain would have chosen "Ride of the Valkyries" instead. I'm thankful we have such wonderous variety in American politics.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:55 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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Is drunken Uncle Joe trading horses and rifles for whiskey again?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:23 | Link to Comment machineh
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Biden: "What's this 'we' shit, bro?"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:29 | Link to Comment Anusocracy
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That's not Biden, that's the Drone Ranger's faithful companion Tauthole.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:23 | Link to Comment JJ McApe
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hahahaha 5*

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:24 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Hi Yo Silver?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:43 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Hide yo' silver... away from da pryin' hands of da gubmint.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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Buy yo' silver...before nothing's left.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:24 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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"Pew Pew Pew"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Biden: Your polling numbers are plummeting faster than this shitty movies box office receipts.

 

Obummer: At least that raven on your head looks more natural than those phoney plugs you call hair.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:25 | Link to Comment Parisnights
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How appropo.  "CHEMOsabe" that metal bird can be used to drop peyote on our enemies" Not the chemical I had in mind tonto.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:26 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner and his trusty compananion, Mouthy Fuck

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:26 | Link to Comment taketheredpill
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"Kemo Sabe...Doctor say..you die"

 

 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:28 | Link to Comment DIgnified
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The white-guilt market is oversaturated with leftist garbage.  This was doomed from the start.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:34 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Don't tell the pee-drinkers that occupy the core of leftist fundamentalism that everyone knows they are a bunch of hairy moochers.  It'll spoil the coup de grace.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:40 | Link to Comment DIgnified
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They know.  They dont care. 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:43 | Link to Comment JustObserving
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Even my movie is a bomb.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:29 | Link to Comment Jayda1850
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truly someone who deserves the name tonto.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:30 | Link to Comment Renfield
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American Identity Crisis

I especially like Biden dressed up as Jack Sparrow

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:41 | Link to Comment CH1
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I especially like Biden dressed up as Jack Sparrow

That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:08 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Ah, but you have heard of me!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:30 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Obama:  If we ride together, we ride for just us.

Tonto: Just us is what I seek, Kemosabe.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:31 | Link to Comment Renfield
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+1 for Tonto's line!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:33 | Link to Comment The Thunder Child
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Hellfire Hentai

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Burticus
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I used to read MAD magazine as a (wayward) boy.

The quality of their reporting is obviously superior to the cheerleading parrots in the lamescream corporate media cartel.  Maybe I should subsribe again.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment monad
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Nid
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President Urkle and his side-kick Sheckey never looked better. 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Somebody's been following WB7.  "Pirates of the Constitution"  -- cuts deep.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:35 | Link to Comment alphamentalist
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half-pale face

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:06 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Hafrican

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:13 | Link to Comment machineh
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That's Halfrican-AMERICAN, buddy.

Or so we're told ...

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment optimator
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"But Why we need so much silver for bullets?  We have enough for millions of bullets!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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Tonto: No, Your silly Paper-Patched bulshit Bullets wont work against silver

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment marcusfenix
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hey, how much do you want to bet that crow on his head is a mini- drone?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Tortfeasor
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Dead On Arrival

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment savagegoose
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reward, !  $5000 for the mobile ph number snowden is using.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:38 | Link to Comment resurger
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Dont worry! The drones will now have taser missiles.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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If I wind up that crow, will it peck Biden's eyes out?  

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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If the fu shits, wear it.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Sorry, Qui no sabe, crow not come with "frikkin laser beam."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Renfield
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But Kemo Sabe, Blythe has our last silver bullet.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:44 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Brilliant.

Can get Disney to become a military contractor and make propoganda films.

Like that isn't already in the works. ;)

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Renfield
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They're already pretty good at that.

But they'll get around to the next one later. Right now they're busy writing the next censorship -- parm me, piracy -- bill for the politicians to pass and find out what's in it.

Can't have the sheeple downloading any of that good, good, propaganda without paying for it.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:05 | Link to Comment knukles
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take a look at the now "censored" stuff on the web from the WWII years by Disney and Warner... propaganda's old stuff

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment LFMayor
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Old stuff, but it's some funny fucking shit.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Atlantis Consigliore
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Corzino as masked man,  Bernanktonto  as enabler  sidekick  bird wearing , ass kissing wiping,  

Oh Loan ranger, you re such a stud (said with a Lisp and slightly bent right hand) 

Hi How,  Devalued Silver,  AWAY.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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The number of unmasked faces left in the public arena are becoming fewer and fewer. To make maters worse, the bread and circus routine effectively shuts out any voices like Ron Paul's and even the voices of the past beginning with the founding fathers.

The masked faces have masked the truth at every turrn and even those of us who are to some extent aware of what is happening are largely impotent to counter the tide of raw sewage coming in.

Men like Assange and Snowden, Manning and others inevitably become prisoners of the system because the number of sheeple far outweigh the collective conscience and conscientiousness of the sheeple.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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Well said, thank you!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Aegelis
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.  I guess it depends which side of the invisible line you're standing on.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:47 | Link to Comment denverdolomte
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Ohhh Joey .......  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcjet2MwUR0)

I think this is really how he speaks. "Plastic gold baby was right, they want a cake walk."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Stinko da Munk
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Hey, did ya see the piece of shit stuck to the bottom of that bird?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:05 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Awesome +1

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:50 | Link to Comment MethodMan
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What is with that damned bird pinned on his head? Unwatchable on that alone.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Haven't seen the movie but the trailers alone look like an insult to the character of the original.

Not sure if it could be as bad a travesty as the Will Smith "Wild Wild West" debacle though.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Your fly is open.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:07 | Link to Comment monad
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Whatya mean we, quimosabe? I fucking told you, I fucking warned you, I don't know how many times, don't listen to fucking Paulson and fucking Bernanke and fucking Shumer.  And that fucking pansy Krugman. And those lying turds at fucking NSA. But no, you didn't fucking listen. You took the easy fucking way. So now here we fucking are, without any fucking gold, the fucking armies of the fucking nations fucking after us, fucking out in the fucking open, with no fucking guns. Great fucking plan. Fucking brilliant, quimosabe. Asshole.  

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:17 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Drone Ranger:  "Tontoe, are Egyptians Indians?"

Tontoe:  "If you want them to be, Mufasa."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Hedgetard55
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Tonto: "Buy shotgun. Buy shotgun, kemosabe. "

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:04 | Link to Comment BigPerm
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And the shroom gang is 2

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Bahamas
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Who's the guy on the right? I can't tell 'cause he's wearing a mask. 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:09 | Link to Comment monad
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His name is Patsy.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:12 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Bitch of Morsi

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:25 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Tontoe Biden ("Ton-toe" because his foot is always in his mouth) calls him "Mufasa" for short or "Mufasabe" when reverent.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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The Dronge Ranger rides again !!!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:12 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Drone Ranger to Tonto: "Hey, that's pretty good.  Where did you get that?"

Tonto's Bird: "Awk.  Delaware."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:13 | Link to Comment The Abstraction...
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Nice picture, but not as good as the splash screen at www.jimmysavilemurders.com.

 

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Lots of kids get molested.  Get treated, and move on.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:54 | Link to Comment The Abstraction...
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It is not really the paedophilia that is of interest, but the fact that the establishment let him get away with it that is telling.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:22 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Yes, that is the real crime.  Jerks exist in all fields, but when institutions cover for them - year after year - those people should be hung.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 23:08 | Link to Comment The Abstraction...
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Sorry I posted this really, all those $ in the eyes caused me to act ignobly.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment 22winmag
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It's worse than you thought... http://www.tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Why is Putin shirtless in so many of those pictures? Not that I'm complaining mind you.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment wisehiney
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Lone Ranger "Tonto, what does Kemo Sabe mean?"

Tonto "Masked sloppy ass." 

Lone Ranger "Blow the man down, you fairy little bilge sucker!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Skin666
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OT

 

For those following bitcoin...

 

Bitcoin just made a giant leap in Africa http://www.dailydot.com/business/kipochi-mpesa-bitcoin-startup-kenya/

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:35 | Link to Comment ali-ali-al-qomfri
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RUNHIDE

Dronin’ dronin’ dronin, keep them drone’s a holden’

Oh the banks are swollen, runhide

My radar’s calculatin’, My true target’s evadin’,

Evadin’ the eyes of the drone,

Chorus:

Count’em out; Fly’em in

Fly’em in count’em out, runhide.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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We're as big a failure as the movie we're spoofed in.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment been there done that
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I said "The Sherif is a NEAR".

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:24 | Link to Comment LFMayor
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and he's clean, articulate with no hint of Nigerian dialect.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Blazed
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Starring Obongo, as the Unknown Stranger.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Sleepless Knight
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This is not a bird on my head - its my conceal and carry short range drone

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment F.A. Hayek
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Tonto: Spanish for 'stupid'.

Indeed...

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:07 | Link to Comment brady
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TRICK OR TREAT!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:12 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Your fly's open.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment NuYawkFrankie
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Pffftttt.... plop!

"Give me beans for breakfast one mo' time Tonto - an' I'm gonna drone your mofo'n ass!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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I call you Kemosabe because no Comanche words exist for Drone Brother or Debt Brother.

 

This word means "wrong brother" in Comanche according to Tonto in the 2013 film The Lone Ranger,

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Free_french
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Goldman Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs - the drone ranger... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... A fierce drone with the speed of light, A cloud of dust and a flashing thingie with flames like silver...  Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... The drone ranger... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... This is the story of the most misterious character to appear in the early days of the west... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... He was a faboulous  individual, a man who brought fear to the outlaws... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs....

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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Where's my Silver bullets, Tonto?

Bernanke use them for suppository

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment Tucson Tom
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Another lenny Bruce remake.Yahoo! Where are all my "thank you mask man letters".

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Barry: In this mask.. they will never know it was me..

Crow hung low: You the only Kenyan on open range holding remote control reading telepromptor.

Barry: Damnit! That obvious?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:06 | Link to Comment q99x2
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I can't be my usual politically correct on this one so I'm passing.

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