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With the eponymous Johnny Depp July 4th blockbuster a total dud, now is the time to start even floppier thinking sequels. Here is one such suggestion.
h/t Lance Roberts
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Gotta love Mad Magazine
Wonder if the "Brown" countries will go watch this?
Ben Bernanke stars in The 'Loan Danger'
CBS/AP/ July 8, 2013, 4:36 PM
"Total [consumer] borrowing reached a record $2.84 trillion."
"Total [consumer] borrowing reached a record $2.84 trillion."
*Present economic commentary on "consumers" having to swallow more debt to stay afloat will roughly sound like "[t]his just proves that the consumer is confident, alive and well!"
**Future economic commentary on next crash will roughly sound like "[n]oone could've seen it coming!"
it needs to reach $15 trillion..btw can i buy a house on me credit card?
Coming to NO media outlet ANYWHERE near you.
DR: What is it Tonto? Someone exercising their freedom of speech, right to bear arms, or their saying they have a constitutional right against unlawful search and seizure?
DR: HI HO MISSILES, AWAY!
"High Gold and Silver, AWAY!"
Yes! Mad Magazine does it again! And here is something OT but always a ZH topic:
ANIMAL HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES DEPT.
Today, the interest rate for subsidized Stafford college loans doubled from 3.4% to 6.8%, all due to (ready for it?) an inability by DC legislators to simply extend the current lower rate. The increase will add hundreds or thousands more dollars to the already crippling costs of higher education for many lower and moderate income families. It’s so chilling, this classic dorm poster may need to be updated.
my pursed lips should tell you I am god....not thee god..just your god. Hey Joe.....
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man. Yeah,! I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man. Huh! And that ain't too cool.
In costume these two bozos appear more credible than normal.
"Transformers" comes to mind.
Why the hell have I got this Indian next to me?... I said I much prefer the policeman & the construction worker...
What Now Kemo Sabe?
I didnt know BillBanzai7 worked for MAD Magazine.
Tonto: "Fuck you Kemosabe" !
"Kemosabe, why you keep telling heap-big lies?
This is the 9th crow in 9 moons I've had to put on top of my head because you keep having to eat them!"
Tonto Biden, under his breath in the direction of the Drone Ranger, "Man speak with fork tongue!"
Tonto: "Kee Mo Sabe....Why you no talk anymore? You need 'em teleprompter?",
Of course Tepco says his death is not related to the accident.
course not... he wuz gettin treated at the plant
“Shikata ga nai” It cannot be helped.
The Chernobyl event was characterised primarily by increases in thyroid and esophageal cancers...
Cleanup worker results...
Overall, 756 cancer cases were reported during 1986-2007. A higher proportion of thyroid cancers in relation to the male population was found (PIR=2.76; 95%CI 1.63-4.36), especially among those who started their mission shortly after the accident, in April-May 1986 (PIR=6.38; 95%CI 2.34-13.89). Also, an excess of oesophageal cancers was noted (PIR=1.52; 95% CI 1.06-2.11).
But if the Japanese lawyers for TEPCO say that it's unlikely then it must be unlikely...
There might be a few hundred thousand more cancer deaths "not related to the accident".
Hey TontoBiden, when I said "Plug the Damn Hole!" I didn't mean for you to shove your FINGER up my ASS!... Although now that I think about it....
It's a Criminal system, built by Crinimals for Criminals. The business of America used to be business. Now the businesses of Amerika are war, theft, mass murder, and police state crackdown on anyone who objects.
THE DRONE RANGER: No Laws Broken
Defender of the State's right to privacy,
Warrior against any that believes he is entitled to the same.*
*(corporations not included)
Opening in skies everywhere Summer 2014
Hi-Yo Surveillence? Away!
"No Country for Bold Men."
A Money Masters Studio Production
"Fist Full of Fiat"
"For a Few Fiats Moar"
Tonto: "How you trick 'em white men to make 'em drones for paper notes?"
And so spot on!
Great, but even they won't go where I will go ;-)
Surveillance is what I seek, Kemosabe.
williambanzai7, the fastest draw in the west!
Craw, looking at horse: "birdy nam-nam!"
lol kemosabe wb7
Must be the horse talking--he's got a hard look to him.
The name is Ed ... Mister Ed.
Pleased to meetcha!
And starring John Kerry as Silver.
And the bartender asks Silver, 'Why the long face?'
The prospect of millions of kids laughing at these corrupt clowns, for the right reasons, makes my day.
Horse - "Tell the guy with the mask that if he does not use lube next time I will kick his balls so hard they will pop out his ears."
Tonto - "Oohh"
DR. "Well Tonto, it looks like we are completely surrounded by the Apaches on the warpath. This is the end, old friend."
Tonto: "What you mean 'we', half-white man?"
Mad beat W Banzi to it!
"What you mean "we", white man?"
Drone says you are a whistle-blower walker. A man who have been to the surveillance side and back. A man who cannot seek asylum in battle. Something very wrong with that drone.
Unbelievably funny graphic - in a sad way.
Biden - defining Tonto down.
We need the crying Indian from the '70's anti-litter campaign with a caption, "Still Waiting for Joe Biden's 500,000 NFP Print"
You got it!
Too bad he's Sicilian. (NTTAWWT)
Never go in against a Sicilian when Indian-fakery is on the line!
Iron Eyes Cody: Dago
Biden should have a dead eagle on his head. But at least he's covering up those godawful hair plugs.
Biden should have a dead eagle on his head.
Or a large, pink plastic vulva.
Or there's that...
What's great about this image is that I heard Obama listens to the "William Tell Overture" when he watches drone strikes, so it's pretty accurate. McCain would have chosen "Ride of the Valkyries" instead. I'm thankful we have such wonderous variety in American politics.
Is drunken Uncle Joe trading horses and rifles for whiskey again?
Biden: "What's this 'we' shit, bro?"
That's not Biden, that's the Drone Ranger's faithful companion Tauthole.
Hi Yo Silver?
Hide yo' silver... away from da pryin' hands of da gubmint.
Buy yo' silver...before nothing's left.
"Pew Pew Pew"
Biden: Your polling numbers are plummeting faster than this shitty movies box office receipts.
Obummer: At least that raven on your head looks more natural than those phoney plugs you call hair.
How appropo. "CHEMOsabe" that metal bird can be used to drop peyote on our enemies" Not the chemical I had in mind tonto.
Nobel Peace Prize Winner and his trusty compananion, Mouthy Fuck
"Kemo Sabe...Doctor say..you die"
The white-guilt market is oversaturated with leftist garbage. This was doomed from the start.
Don't tell the pee-drinkers that occupy the core of leftist fundamentalism that everyone knows they are a bunch of hairy moochers. It'll spoil the coup de grace.
They know. They dont care.
Even my movie is a bomb.
truly someone who deserves the name tonto.
American Identity Crisis
I especially like Biden dressed up as Jack Sparrow
That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
Ah, but you have heard of me!
Obama: If we ride together, we ride for just us.
Tonto: Just us is what I seek, Kemosabe.
+1 for Tonto's line!
I used to read MAD magazine as a (wayward) boy.
The quality of their reporting is obviously superior to the cheerleading parrots in the lamescream corporate media cartel. Maybe I should subsribe again.
President Urkle and his side-kick Sheckey never looked better.
Somebody's been following WB7. "Pirates of the Constitution" -- cuts deep.
That's Halfrican-AMERICAN, buddy.
Or so we're told ...
"But Why we need so much silver for bullets? We have enough for millions of bullets!"
Tonto: No, Your silly Paper-Patched bulshit Bullets wont work against silver
hey, how much do you want to bet that crow on his head is a mini- drone?
Dead On Arrival
reward, ! $5000 for the mobile ph number snowden is using.
Dont worry! The drones will now have taser missiles.
If I wind up that crow, will it peck Biden's eyes out?
If the fu shits, wear it.
Sorry, Qui no sabe, crow not come with "frikkin laser beam."
But Kemo Sabe, Blythe has our last silver bullet.
Can get Disney to become a military contractor and make propoganda films.
Like that isn't already in the works. ;)
They're already pretty good at that.
But they'll get around to the next one later. Right now they're busy writing the next censorship -- parm me, piracy -- bill for the politicians to pass and find out what's in it.
Can't have the sheeple downloading any of that good, good, propaganda without paying for it.
take a look at the now "censored" stuff on the web from the WWII years by Disney and Warner... propaganda's old stuff
Old stuff, but it's some funny fucking shit.
Corzino as masked man, Bernanktonto as enabler sidekick bird wearing , ass kissing wiping,
Oh Loan ranger, you re such a stud (said with a Lisp and slightly bent right hand)
Hi How, Devalued Silver, AWAY.
The number of unmasked faces left in the public arena are becoming fewer and fewer. To make maters worse, the bread and circus routine effectively shuts out any voices like Ron Paul's and even the voices of the past beginning with the founding fathers.
The masked faces have masked the truth at every turrn and even those of us who are to some extent aware of what is happening are largely impotent to counter the tide of raw sewage coming in.
Men like Assange and Snowden, Manning and others inevitably become prisoners of the system because the number of sheeple far outweigh the collective conscience and conscientiousness of the sheeple.
Well said, thank you!
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. I guess it depends which side of the invisible line you're standing on.
Ohhh Joey ....... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcjet2MwUR0)
I think this is really how he speaks. "Plastic gold baby was right, they want a cake walk."
Hey, did ya see the piece of shit stuck to the bottom of that bird?
What is with that damned bird pinned on his head? Unwatchable on that alone.
Haven't seen the movie but the trailers alone look like an insult to the character of the original.
Not sure if it could be as bad a travesty as the Will Smith "Wild Wild West" debacle though.
Your fly is open.
Whatya mean we, quimosabe? I fucking told you, I fucking warned you, I don't know how many times, don't listen to fucking Paulson and fucking Bernanke and fucking Shumer. And that fucking pansy Krugman. And those lying turds at fucking NSA. But no, you didn't fucking listen. You took the easy fucking way. So now here we fucking are, without any fucking gold, the fucking armies of the fucking nations fucking after us, fucking out in the fucking open, with no fucking guns. Great fucking plan. Fucking brilliant, quimosabe. Asshole.
Drone Ranger: "Tontoe, are Egyptians Indians?"
Tontoe: "If you want them to be, Mufasa."
Tonto: "Buy shotgun. Buy shotgun, kemosabe. "
And the shroom gang is 2
Who's the guy on the right? I can't tell 'cause he's wearing a mask.
His name is Patsy.
Bitch of Morsi
Tontoe Biden ("Ton-toe" because his foot is always in his mouth) calls him "Mufasa" for short or "Mufasabe" when reverent.
The Dronge Ranger rides again !!!
Drone Ranger to Tonto: "Hey, that's pretty good. Where did you get that?"
Tonto's Bird: "Awk. Delaware."
Nice picture, but not as good as the splash screen at www.jimmysavilemurders.com.
Lots of kids get molested. Get treated, and move on.
It is not really the paedophilia that is of interest, but the fact that the establishment let him get away with it that is telling.
Yes, that is the real crime. Jerks exist in all fields, but when institutions cover for them - year after year - those people should be hung.
Sorry I posted this really, all those $ in the eyes caused me to act ignobly.
It's worse than you thought... http://www.tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html
Why is Putin shirtless in so many of those pictures? Not that I'm complaining mind you.
Lone Ranger "Tonto, what does Kemo Sabe mean?"
Tonto "Masked sloppy ass."
Lone Ranger "Blow the man down, you fairy little bilge sucker!"
For those following bitcoin...
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Dronin’ dronin’ dronin, keep them drone’s a holden’
Oh the banks are swollen, runhide
My radar’s calculatin’, My true target’s evadin’,
Evadin’ the eyes of the drone,
Count’em out; Fly’em in
Fly’em in count’em out, runhide.
We're as big a failure as the movie we're spoofed in.
I said "The Sherif is a NEAR".
and he's clean, articulate with no hint of Nigerian dialect.
Starring Obongo, as the Unknown Stranger.
This is not a bird on my head - its my conceal and carry short range drone
Tonto: Spanish for 'stupid'.
TRICK OR TREAT!
Your fly's open.
"Give me beans for breakfast one mo' time Tonto - an' I'm gonna drone your mofo'n ass!"
I call you Kemosabe because no Comanche words exist for Drone Brother or Debt Brother.
This word means "wrong brother" in Comanche according to Tonto in the 2013 film The Lone Ranger,
Goldman Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs - the drone ranger... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... A fierce drone with the speed of light, A cloud of dust and a flashing thingie with flames like silver... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... The drone ranger... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... This is the story of the most misterious character to appear in the early days of the west... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... He was a faboulous individual, a man who brought fear to the outlaws... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs....
Where's my Silver bullets, Tonto?
Bernanke use them for suppository
Another lenny Bruce remake.Yahoo! Where are all my "thank you mask man letters".
Barry: In this mask.. they will never know it was me..
Crow hung low: You the only Kenyan on open range holding remote control reading telepromptor.
Barry: Damnit! That obvious?
I can't be my usual politically correct on this one so I'm passing.
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