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Caption Contest: The Drone Ranger

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/09/2013 14:19 -0400

With the eponymous Johnny Depp July 4th blockbuster a total dud, now is the time to start even floppier thinking sequels. Here is one such suggestion.

h/t Lance Roberts

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Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:22 | 3734698 MarkD

Gotta love Mad Magazine

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:26 | 3734722 jbvtme

tasteful

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:31 | 3734747 Pladizow

Wonder if the "Brown" countries will go watch this?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:46 | 3734781 TruthInSunshine

Ben Bernanke stars in The 'Loan Danger'

Movie Soundtrack

U.S. consumer borrowing up; credit card use rises - CBS News

_{CBS/AP/ July 8, 2013, 4:36 PM}

"Total [consumer] borrowing reached a record $2.84 trillion."

_{*Present economic commentary on "consumers" having to swallow more debt to stay afloat will roughly sound like "[t]his just proves that the consumer is confident, alive and well!"}

_{**Future economic commentary on next crash will roughly sound like "[n]oone could've seen it coming!"}

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:47 | 3734819 resurger

it needs to reach $15 trillion..btw can i buy a house on me credit card?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:51 | 3734839 MiguelitoRaton

Coming to NO media outlet ANYWHERE near you.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:59 | 3734862 SMG

DR: What is it Tonto? Someone exercising their freedom of speech, right to bear arms, or their saying they have a constitutional right against unlawful search and seizure?

DR: HI HO MISSILES, AWAY!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:15 | 3734885 FL_Conservative

"High Gold and Silver, AWAY!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:22 | 3734928 Temporalist

Yes! Mad Magazine does it again! And here is something OT but always a ZH topic:

ANIMAL HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES DEPT.

Today, the interest rate for subsidized Stafford college loans doubled from 3.4% to 6.8%, all due to (ready for it?) an inability by DC legislators to simply extend the current lower rate. The increase will add hundreds or thousands more dollars to the already crippling costs of higher education for many lower and moderate income families. It’s so chilling, this classic dorm poster may need to be updated.

http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/07/01/belushi-dorm-poster-updated

And...

How Edward Snowden Has Passed the Time in a Moscow Airport

http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/07/09/how-edward-snowden-has-passed...

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:48 | 3735016 I am more equal...

my pursed lips should tell you I am god....not thee god..just your god. Hey Joe.....

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady,
you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
Yeah,! I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady,
you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
Huh! And that ain't too cool.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:38 | 3735519 Yes We Can. But...

In costume these two bozos appear more credible than normal.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:09 | 3735080 ShankyS

"Transformers" comes to mind.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:21 | 3735126 francis_sawyer

Why the hell have I got this Indian next to me?... I said I much prefer the policeman & the construction worker...

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:24 | 3735145 DaddyO

What Now Kemo Sabe?

DaddyO

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:25 | 3735342 Stackers

I didnt know BillBanzai7 worked for MAD Magazine.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 19:20 | 3735607 Jumbotron

Tonto: "Fuck you Kemosabe" !

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:19 | 3735124 wee-weed up

Tonto Biden...

"Kemosabe, why you keep telling heap-big lies?

This is the 9th crow in 9 moons I've had to put on top of my head because you keep having to eat them!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:16 | 3735317 FL_Conservative

Tonto Biden, under his breath in the direction of the Drone Ranger, "Man speak with fork tongue!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 19:25 | 3735615 Vic Odd

Tonto: "Kee Mo Sabe....Why you no talk anymore? You need 'em teleprompter?",

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:49 | 3734828 Dr. Engali

O.T

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/10168633/Former-Fuk...

Former Fukushima nuclear plant boss dies of cancer

Of course Tepco says his death is not related to the accident.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | 3734846 knukles

course not... he wuz gettin treated at the plant

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:36 | 3734970 petolo

Yes, Chemo-sabee.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:13 | 3735096 Uncle Remus

Aaaaaaaaand rimshot.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:24 | 3735339 N57Mike

“Shikata ga nai” It cannot be helped.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:16 | 3735098 ZerOhead

The Chernobyl event was characterised primarily by increases in thyroid and esophageal cancers...

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23683549

Cleanup worker results...

RESULTS:

Overall, 756 cancer cases were reported during 1986-2007. A higher proportion of thyroid cancers in relation to the male population was found (PIR=2.76; 95%CI 1.63-4.36), especially among those who started their mission shortly after the accident, in April-May 1986 (PIR=6.38; 95%CI 2.34-13.89). Also, an excess of oesophageal cancers was noted (PIR=1.52; 95% CI 1.06-2.11).

But if the Japanese lawyers for TEPCO say that it's unlikely then it must be unlikely...

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:19 | 3735325 AKrandy

There might be a few hundred thousand more cancer deaths "not related to the accident".

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:34 | 3735511 El Oregonian

Hey TontoBiden, when I said "Plug the Damn Hole!" I didn't mean for you to shove your FINGER up my ASS!... Although now that I think about it....

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:52 | 3735546 Chupacabra-322

It's a Criminal system, built by Crinimals for Criminals. The business of America used to be business. Now the businesses of Amerika are war, theft, mass murder, and police state crackdown on anyone who objects.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:49 | 3734804 sunaJ

THE DRONE RANGER: No Laws Broken

Defender of the State's right to privacy,

Warrior against any that believes he is entitled to the same.*

_{*(corporations not included)}

^{Opening in skies everywhere Summer 2014}

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:49 | 3734830 Dr. Richard Head

Hi-Yo Surveillence? Away!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:52 | 3734842 sunaJ

"No Country for Bold Men."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:10 | 3734899 TruthInSunshine

Mo' Country For Owned Men

A Money Masters Studio Production

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:47 | 3735010 cossack55

"Fist Full of Fiat"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:49 | 3735021 cossack55

"For a Few Fiats Moar"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 19:28 | 3735632 Vic Odd

Tonto: "How you trick 'em white men to make 'em drones for paper notes?"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:27 | 3734727 WarriorClass

And so spot on!

http://americandictators.blogspot.com/

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:47 | 3734821 williambanzai7

Great, but even they won't go where I will go ;-)

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | 3734833 Dr. Richard Head

Surveillance is what I seek, Kemosabe.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:50 | 3734837 Svendblaaskaeg

williambanzai7, the fastest draw in the west!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:52 | 3734843 Svendblaaskaeg

Craw, looking at horse: "birdy nam-nam!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | 3734845 resurger

lol kemosabe wb7

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | 3734849 Bastiat

Must be the horse talking--he's got a hard look to him.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:08 | 3734896 machineh

The name is Ed ... Mister Ed.

Pleased to meetcha!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:55 | 3734853 LetThemEatRand

And starring John Kerry as Silver.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:09 | 3734902 machineh

And the bartender asks Silver, 'Why the long face?'

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:08 | 3734857 Bastiat

The prospect of millions of kids laughing at these corrupt clowns, for the right reasons, makes my day.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:14 | 3734909 Wakanda

Horse - "Tell the guy with the mask that if he does not use lube next time I will kick his balls so hard they will pop out his ears."

Tonto - "Oohh"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:33 | 3734961 Jonas Parker

DR. "Well Tonto, it looks like we are completely surrounded by the Apaches on the warpath. This is the end, old friend."

Tonto: "What you mean 'we', half-white man?"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:08 | 3735455 de3de8

Mad beat W Banzi to it!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:22 | 3734699 WillyGroper

Classic.

ROFLMAO

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:37 | 3734775 Gringo Viejo

"What you mean "we", white man?"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | 3734847 Dr. Richard Head

Drone says you are a whistle-blower walker. A man who have been to the surveillance side and back. A man who cannot seek asylum in battle. Something very wrong with that drone.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:25 | 3734700 darteaus

Unbelievably funny graphic - in a sad way.

Biden - defining Tonto down.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:28 | 3734734 Cursive

@darteaus

We need the crying Indian from the '70's anti-litter campaign with a caption, "Still Waiting for Joe Biden's 500,000 NFP Print"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:33 | 3734756 darteaus

You got it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7OHG7tHrNM

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:44 | 3734809 NotApplicable

Too bad he's Sicilian. (NTTAWWT)

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:48 | 3734827 McMolotov

Never go in against a Sicilian when Indian-fakery is on the line!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:17 | 3735111 LFMayor

Iron Eyes Cody: Dago

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:32 | 3734751 McMolotov

Biden should have a dead eagle on his head. But at least he's covering up those godawful hair plugs.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:35 | 3734766 machineh

Biden should have a dead eagle on his head.

Or a large, pink plastic vulva.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:40 | 3734780 McMolotov

Or there's that...

What's great about this image is that I heard Obama listens to the "William Tell Overture" when he watches drone strikes, so it's pretty accurate. McCain would have chosen "Ride of the Valkyries" instead. I'm thankful we have such wonderous variety in American politics.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:55 | 3734854 Bay of Pigs

Is drunken Uncle Joe trading horses and rifles for whiskey again?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:23 | 3734704 machineh

Biden: "What's this 'we' shit, bro?"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:29 | 3734739 Anusocracy

That's not Biden, that's the Drone Ranger's faithful companion Tauthole.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:23 | 3734706 JJ McApe

hahahaha 5*

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:24 | 3734710 buzzsaw99

Hi Yo Silver?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:43 | 3734807 McMolotov

Hide yo' silver... away from da pryin' hands of da gubmint.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | 3734848 SilverIsKing

Buy yo' silver...before nothing's left.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:24 | 3734714 The Gooch

"Pew Pew Pew"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | 3734715 Dr. Engali

Biden: Your polling numbers are plummeting faster than this shitty movies box office receipts.

Obummer: At least that raven on your head looks more natural than those phoney plugs you call hair.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:25 | 3734716 Parisnights

How appropo. "CHEMOsabe" that metal bird can be used to drop peyote on our enemies" Not the chemical I had in mind tonto.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:26 | 3734720 Cursive

Nobel Peace Prize Winner and his trusty compananion, Mouthy Fuck

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:26 | 3734723 taketheredpill

"Kemo Sabe...Doctor say..you die"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:28 | 3734731 DIgnified

The white-guilt market is oversaturated with leftist garbage. This was doomed from the start.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:34 | 3734761 ParkAveFlasher

Don't tell the pee-drinkers that occupy the core of leftist fundamentalism that everyone knows they are a bunch of hairy moochers. It'll spoil the coup de grace.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:40 | 3734793 DIgnified

They know. They dont care.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:43 | 3734733 JustObserving

Even my movie is a bomb.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:29 | 3734736 Jayda1850

truly someone who deserves the name tonto.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:30 | 3734738 Renfield

American Identity Crisis

I especially like Biden dressed up as Jack Sparrow

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:41 | 3734800 CH1

I especially like Biden dressed up as Jack Sparrow

That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:08 | 3734895 darteaus

Ah, but you have heard of me!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:30 | 3734742 LetThemEatRand

Obama: If we ride together, we ride for just us.

Tonto: Just us is what I seek, Kemosabe.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:31 | 3734748 Renfield

+1 for Tonto's line!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:33 | 3734749 The Thunder Child

Hellfire Hentai

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:33 | 3734752 Burticus

I used to read MAD magazine as a (wayward) boy.

The quality of their reporting is obviously superior to the cheerleading parrots in the lamescream corporate media cartel. Maybe I should subsribe again.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:09 | 3735081 monad

http://nationallampoon.com

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:33 | 3734757 Nid

President Urkle and his side-kick Sheckey never looked better.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:34 | 3734760 Bastiat

Somebody's been following WB7. "Pirates of the Constitution" -- cuts deep.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:35 | 3734768 alphamentalist

half-pale face

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:06 | 3734887 darteaus

Hafrican

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:13 | 3734914 machineh

That's Halfrican-AMERICAN, buddy.

Or so we're told ...

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | 3734769 optimator

"But Why we need so much silver for bullets? We have enough for millions of bullets!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | 3734770 Svendblaaskaeg

Tonto: No, Your silly Paper-Patched bulshit Bullets wont work against silver

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | 3734771 marcusfenix

hey, how much do you want to bet that crow on his head is a mini- drone?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | 3734772 Tortfeasor

Dead On Arrival

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:36 | 3734774 savagegoose

reward, ! $5000 for the mobile ph number snowden is using.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:38 | 3734787 resurger

Dont worry! The drones will now have taser missiles.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:39 | 3734788 Shell Game

If I wind up that crow, will it peck Biden's eyes out?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:39 | 3734790 Bastiat

If the fu shits, wear it.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:40 | 3734794 Bastiat

Sorry, Qui no sabe, crow not come with "frikkin laser beam."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:53 | 3734797 Renfield

But Kemo Sabe, Blythe has our last silver bullet.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:44 | 3734808 lizzy36

Brilliant.

Can get Disney to become a military contractor and make propoganda films.

Like that isn't already in the works. ;)

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:48 | 3734825 Renfield

They're already pretty good at that.

But they'll get around to the next one later. Right now they're busy writing the next censorship -- parm me, piracy -- bill for the politicians to pass and find out what's in it.

Can't have the sheeple downloading any of that good, good, propaganda without paying for it.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:05 | 3734884 knukles

take a look at the now "censored" stuff on the web from the WWII years by Disney and Warner... propaganda's old stuff

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:20 | 3735129 LFMayor

Old stuff, but it's some funny fucking shit.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:45 | 3734811 Atlantis Consigliore

Corzino as masked man, Bernanktonto as enabler sidekick bird wearing , ass kissing wiping,

Oh Loan ranger, you re such a stud (said with a Lisp and slightly bent right hand)

Hi How, Devalued Silver, AWAY.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:45 | 3734812 Peter Pan

The number of unmasked faces left in the public arena are becoming fewer and fewer. To make maters worse, the bread and circus routine effectively shuts out any voices like Ron Paul's and even the voices of the past beginning with the founding fathers.

The masked faces have masked the truth at every turrn and even those of us who are to some extent aware of what is happening are largely impotent to counter the tide of raw sewage coming in.

Men like Assange and Snowden, Manning and others inevitably become prisoners of the system because the number of sheeple far outweigh the collective conscience and conscientiousness of the sheeple.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:48 | 3734824 Svendblaaskaeg

Well said, thank you!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:45 | 3734813 Aegelis

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. I guess it depends which side of the invisible line you're standing on.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:47 | 3734822 denverdolomte

Ohhh Joey ....... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcjet2MwUR0)

I think this is really how he speaks. "Plastic gold baby was right, they want a cake walk."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:50 | 3734832 Stinko da Munk

Hey, did ya see the piece of shit stuck to the bottom of that bird?

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:05 | 3734883 darteaus

Awesome +1

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:50 | 3734838 MethodMan

What is with that damned bird pinned on his head? Unwatchable on that alone.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:22 | 3734932 ebworthen

Haven't seen the movie but the trailers alone look like an insult to the character of the original.

Not sure if it could be as bad a travesty as the Will Smith "Wild Wild West" debacle though.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 14:52 | 3734841 Winston Churchill

Your fly is open.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:07 | 3734858 monad

Whatya mean we, quimosabe? I fucking told you, I fucking warned you, I don't know how many times, don't listen to fucking Paulson and fucking Bernanke and fucking Shumer. And that fucking pansy Krugman. And those lying turds at fucking NSA. But no, you didn't fucking listen. You took the easy fucking way. So now here we fucking are, without any fucking gold, the fucking armies of the fucking nations fucking after us, fucking out in the fucking open, with no fucking guns. Great fucking plan. Fucking brilliant, quimosabe. Asshole.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:17 | 3734866 ebworthen

Drone Ranger: "Tontoe, are Egyptians Indians?"

Tontoe: "If you want them to be, Mufasa."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:01 | 3734874 Hedgetard55

Tonto: "Buy shotgun. Buy shotgun, kemosabe. "

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:04 | 3734881 BigPerm

And the shroom gang is 2

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:06 | 3734886 Bahamas

Who's the guy on the right? I can't tell 'cause he's wearing a mask.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:09 | 3734901 monad

His name is Patsy.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:12 | 3734912 darteaus

Bitch of Morsi

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:25 | 3734937 ebworthen

Tontoe Biden ("Ton-toe" because his foot is always in his mouth) calls him "Mufasa" for short or "Mufasabe" when reverent.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:07 | 3734890 Peter Pan

The Dronge Ranger rides again !!!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:12 | 3734905 darteaus

Drone Ranger to Tonto: "Hey, that's pretty good. Where did you get that?"

Tonto's Bird: "Awk. Delaware."

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:13 | 3734911 The Abstraction...

Nice picture, but not as good as the splash screen at www.jimmysavilemurders.com.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:18 | 3735113 darteaus

Lots of kids get molested. Get treated, and move on.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 17:54 | 3735427 The Abstraction...

It is not really the paedophilia that is of interest, but the fact that the establishment let him get away with it that is telling.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:22 | 3735490 darteaus

Yes, that is the real crime. Jerks exist in all fields, but when institutions cover for them - year after year - those people should be hung.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 23:08 | 3736279 The Abstraction...

Sorry I posted this really, all those $ in the eyes caused me to act ignobly.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:18 | 3734921 22winmag

It's worse than you thought... http://www.tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:19 | 3735481 Things that go bump

Why is Putin shirtless in so many of those pictures? Not that I'm complaining mind you.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:22 | 3734933 wisehiney

Lone Ranger "Tonto, what does Kemo Sabe mean?"

Tonto "Masked sloppy ass."

Lone Ranger "Blow the man down, you fairy little bilge sucker!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:24 | 3734936 Skin666

For those following bitcoin...

Bitcoin just made a giant leap in Africa http://www.dailydot.com/business/kipochi-mpesa-bitcoin-startup-kenya/

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:35 | 3734965 ali-ali-al-qomfri

RUNHIDE

Dronin’ dronin’ dronin, keep them drone’s a holden’

Oh the banks are swollen, runhide

My radar’s calculatin’, My true target’s evadin’,

Evadin’ the eyes of the drone,

Chorus:

Count’em out; Fly’em in

Fly’em in count’em out, runhide.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:37 | 3734973 Colonel Klink

We're as big a failure as the movie we're spoofed in.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:47 | 3735007 been there done that

I said "The Sherif is a NEAR".

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:24 | 3735140 LFMayor

and he's clean, articulate with no hint of Nigerian dialect.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:54 | 3735036 Blazed

Starring Obongo, as the Unknown Stranger.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:00 | 3735056 Sleepless Knight

This is not a bird on my head - its my conceal and carry short range drone

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:03 | 3735064 F.A. Hayek

Tonto: Spanish for 'stupid'.

Indeed...

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:07 | 3735073 brady

TRICK OR TREAT!

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:12 | 3735091 Uncle Remus

Your fly's open.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:22 | 3735097 NuYawkFrankie

Pffftttt.... plop!

"Give me beans for breakfast one mo' time Tonto - an' I'm gonna drone your mofo'n ass!"

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:25 | 3735131 Benjamin Glutton

I call you Kemosabe because no Comanche words exist for Drone Brother or Debt Brother.

This word means "wrong brother" in Comanche according to Tonto in the 2013 film The Lone Ranger,

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:27 | 3735158 Free_french

Goldman Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs - the drone ranger... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... A fierce drone with the speed of light, A cloud of dust and a flashing thingie with flames like silver... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... The drone ranger... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... This is the story of the most misterious character to appear in the early days of the west... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs... He was a faboulous individual, a man who brought fear to the outlaws... Goldman Goldman Goldman Sachs....

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:45 | 3735221 the grateful un...