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Bernanke Speaks - Live Webcast

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After the angst that he created when he last spoke, and today's shenanigans after the Minutes, we can only imagine how his presentation at the NBER's Boston conference will impact the markets. We would be surprised if anything new came from Bernanke's presentation on "The Last 100 Years of The Federal Reserve" but the following Q&A (as we noted here) will be trial-balloon after trial-balloon we suspect as he prepares for next week's Humphrey-Hawkins.

 

Bernanke's prepared remarks on the 100th anniversary of the Fed which are meaningless (just look at the purchasing power of the USD for the Cliff notes), as only the Q&A will matter.

 

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Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:12 | 3738813 ParkAveFlasher
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Fuck you, Bernanke!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:15 | 3738828 zorba THE GREEK
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ditto

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:20 | 3738835 The Juggernaut
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Wait... so what happens when the "Bank of Last Resort" needs a Bank of Last Resort?  Shouldn't it all collapse?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:26 | 3738870 McMolotov
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Since they're just pulling stuff out of their asses at this point, they'll look off planet for assistance from the Bank of Uranus.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:30 | 3738877 Spider
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If you are fed up with whats happening in the PM markets then its time PM investors take back the PM markets.  Join the Silver Pledge - an effort to beat the banks at their own game by having investors join up and buy physical silver - together we can break this market.  You can read more here:

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And I know some of you hardcore PM-bugs are concerned because you are signing up your email ... but hate to break it to you but NSA probably already knows all about you.

This is a grassroots effort and we need everyone's help - instead of standing apart and complaining lets join together and really try to make a difference!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:33 | 3738902 Herd Redirectio...
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Only problem is, how do you know some idiots won't join up using leverage?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:34 | 3738907 ParkAveFlasher
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lmfao

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:38 | 3738921 James_Cole
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They should dispense with all this boring nonsensical economic hypothesis and have Bernanke deliver the goods the old fashioned Roman way, thumbs up or down. 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:47 | 3738955 noless
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I remember hearing, could be totally off, but that it was actually thumbs down for "lay down your weapon", and thumb to the side for "slit his throat".

Just something i half remember, no research done for this claim.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:49 | 3738965 derek_vineyard
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446pm   bernanke is super dovish....ES going to go through the roof

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:50 | 3738974 James_Cole
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"Highly accommodating" 

All that boring bullshit to get to that! Oh he's still talking?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:00 | 3738989 derek_vineyard
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dollar just dropped 1.25%  to 83.47

10 year modestly higher in price

ES will be the default benficiary of any fed action to lower rates......just end the QE and let rates find their home---you've lost control of rates because people feel entitled to 10% minmum rate of return    there is LITTLE or NO fear

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:01 | 3739010 THX 1178
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I thought the FED was created on dec 23 1913...

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:12 | 3739042 espirit
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Bernank Foto Kaption Kontest:

"Krugman knows, Krugman knows, Krugman knows I just packed the intern down the hall".

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:55 | 3738992 Divided States ...
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Its like telling a drug addict of 30 years that he will experience something (accomodative) that takes him even higher.....

he just didnt know the thrill was jumping off a 50 storey building.

This is complete BS. The dollar is getting destroyed now even as the bearded one is going UH, UMM, OH, ERRR

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:01 | 3739009 fonzannoon
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"I do not think our asset purchases is having an effect on the supply chain"

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:18 | 3739057 BurningFuld
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He's on fucking crack. Does he really believe he is in control of everything with his new rules and "stress tests"?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:26 | 3739062 spine001
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I liked Bernanke's speach. I know you guys will kill me with downarrows for this, but I reallly liked that the mentioned financial instability more than 100 times (didn't count but...). On top of that he focused on transparency as his legacy, clearly admitting that before there was NO transparency and that there is still a lot of work to do, meaning they still don't have transparency. If you listen carefully, he ended up admitting most of what we say here, but of course in a very careful language that is politicallty sensitive to the mess he could start if he didn't. I particularly liked the comment on what could have happened in the future when they tapper if they didn't tell the world that QE WILL NOT be infinite and then a few years later they TAPER. My overall recollection knowing the math in detail is that the significant increase in resources allocated to financial stability have already detected what I have been saying that they more QE they less stability that they must stop since it is obvious that they have reached the stability boundaries of the system. Therefore, no matter what the pain was they had to go out and tell the world that they ARE indeed going to Taper. Very interesting speach and there is no replacement to listening to it with a lot of care, not the speach itself, but the questioins and the answers he provided to them, specailly interesting is to count the number of Ehh that he uttered.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:30 | 3739111 James_Cole
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Except that he's given this same speech almost word for word countless times over the past four years. He always acknowledges that things are worse on basically all fronts but that just makes the rest of his bullshit more insidious.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:40 | 3739135 spine001
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My guess is that if you count the number of times that he refers to financial stability in the answers, it has gone up exponentially since he started given speaches and press conferences. Hiis BS is insidious, but nobody who is not insidious would be able to reach that position, the system is what is wrong. So going back to Bernanke, I should have clarified that I am referring to the questions and his answers, not to the speach itself, which is not worth listening to. Anyway, the clear part is that THEY are going to indeed taper, which is what worried me the most, since once we get out of the current atrractor (or present stability point of the system) all bets would be off with respect to where we will end (with stone age being a possible new attractor that obviously doesn't attract me much personally). Tapering is good, them worried about financial stability is better still. Them having restructured the FED and adding resources (read PhDs mathematicianes and physicisits hopefully) is also very good.

 

It is up to us to change the political side of things and change their mandate but voting correctly in elections and not to the BS candidates we are presented every singly time by the two party system. We did it in MN with Jesse Ventura and gave politicians a lesson that took them quite some time to forget. That needs to happen at the National level.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:43 | 3739326 DaveyJones
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"but nobody who is not insidious would be able to reach that position, the system is what is wrong"

"the system" is made up of individuals who every day must make profound decisions that only reflect their integrity, morals and respect fo rules, but impact millions, no billions. "The system" is broken because "individuals" have corrupted it and because every day all of us "individuals" allow it to remain.  

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:41 | 3738931 Crash Overide
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The NSA is getting into the Philip K. Dick pre-crime stuff so they know what you are doing before you do it. One thing they can't figure out is how to view our timeline with percentages in the 80-90% accuracy. They always end up viewing an alternate timeline.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:30 | 3738886 prains
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not sure the bicycles we'll be running by then will achieve orbit around Uranus

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:31 | 3738890 Al Huxley
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... that is to say, they'll be pulling the money out of 'Ur' ass rather than bullshit policies out of theirs.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:38 | 3738919 RockyRacoon
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I'd say the asses are just about empty at this point.  When will the rich start eating each other?  That's a show I'd pay admission to.

BTW: Isn't cute the way the spotlights play on Ben's bald little head.  He's such a fun guy.  Somebody shoulda powdered his noggin.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:45 | 3738942 The Proletariat
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I think it is cute that MDB shaved his beard before the meeting.

Thu, 07/11/2013 - 00:41 | 3740468 StychoKiller
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So, you're saying my sizable investment in Spiderman towels isn't gonna pay off?!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:31 | 3738891 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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+1 and yes.

Why are all of the ZH ads popping up showing AR15s, ammo and precious metals?

 

Rhetorical question...

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:50 | 3738968 forwardho
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Watch your search perameters soldier.

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3738985 lakecity55
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Not rhetorical at all. If you click on them they report you to the NSA.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:36 | 3738911 WarPony
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Yes, just as planned with the issuance of a global currency (more joobux), but not before a war against those gold-hoarding commies.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:25 | 3738844 nope-1004
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Have at it, Bernocchio, you lying sack of shit.  Lie away, my friend.  The world is watching.

 

As you listen to this clown, remember the FED, who controls interest rates, money supply, and who actively exports inflation to other nations, is a PRIVATELY OWNED AND RUN CORPORATION, whose shareholders are members of the TBTF banks.

Federal Reserve = private firm controlling money distribution amongst themselves and setting global inflation policies - a direct act of war against other nations.

Absolutely sickening!!!!

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:31 | 3738894 McMolotov
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Balderdash and poppycock! Ben Bernanke is a kind, bearded, bald man, and the Fed's sole imperative is to make this world a better place for children and puppies.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:34 | 3738906 francis_sawyer
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Only a fucking cheesepope [with his mother holding his fucking hand] could possibly be interested in watching this...

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:08 | 3739032 THX 1178
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What is a cheesepope?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:31 | 3739113 LongBallsShortBrains
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He's not John Gault. That's for sure.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:12 | 3739223 Herd Redirectio...
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I reckon a cheesepope is someone non-spiritual who hides behind the label of religion, to somehow legitimize their actions, or atleast make them beyond reproach. see people claiming to be doing God's work

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:34 | 3738908 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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Balderdash and poppycock! Ben Bernanke is a kind, bearded, bald man, and the Fed's sole imperative is to make this world a better place for children and puppies.

  /sarc off

Fixed.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:59 | 3739001 ebworthen
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And Kittens!  Don't forget the cute little kittens!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:33 | 3738903 disabledvet
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shocking really. at a certain level downright disturbing. it would be interesting if he had a news conference actually dressed up as a clown. hm. i wonder what the market would do then...

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:20 | 3738845 General Decline
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I wouldn't waste my time watching this drivel. Can somebody please confirm that he indeed sounded like a complete douchebag?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:40 | 3738927 RockyRacoon
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Roger that.  But you left out clueless -- a complete clueless douchebag.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:39 | 3738924 stocktivity
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It's all Bullshit!!!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:14 | 3738825 slaughterer
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Shhhh!  The "bearded clam" will lecture (boring part), and then answer questions (interesting part).  He needs to lower yields otherwise he will look stupid.  But maybe he will say the horrible word "taper" and the ES will plummet in AH.  But since the Fed controls the overnight futures, all will be made good by tomorrow open.  

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:41 | 3738930 derek_vineyard
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if he calms the bond market...the ES will explode higher

the ES has to be hit hard to get any support for yields----lets go cold turkey right now

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:15 | 3738829 101 years and c...
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I tried watching for 1 minute.  I'd rather gauge out my eyes and then swallow a can of gasoline before lighting up a delicious cigarette.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:16 | 3738831 Adahy
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Great experiment for stability huh?  How'd that work out?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:18 | 3738832 ekm
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lame duck chairman

 

Nobody cares what he says now.

Dudley is trying to herd the cats, now.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:25 | 3738857 Lore
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Who will step up? Goldman Sachs "family" aspect notwithstanding, they ALL come across as lame ducks, in deep over their heads. Hope this is real, hard, direct, unscripted Q&A.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:28 | 3738875 Divided States ...
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Only 2 requirements to become the next fed chairman/woman:

-Jewish

-willing to bend over for the banking cartel and tribe members

Dont look like things will change when the frontrunners are Rubin, Summers, Yellen, Kohn.....the raping continues.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:46 | 3738949 The Proletariat
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Zionist; not Jewish....there is a difference

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:52 | 3738978 ParkAveFlasher
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Right ... Mel Brooks, Steely Dan, Don Rickels, Rod Carew, they stay.

The Zionists, they go. 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:38 | 3738918 ekm
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People refuse to acknowledge that Fed's scope of work is:

 

CONFUSION AND PROPAGANDA

 

Fed's scope of work is not monetary policy

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:26 | 3738869 Everybodys All ...
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Mom jeans Bernanke will be replaced by Summers, Geithner, or Yellen. None of which will make the dollar happy. More QE no doubt in my mind from these misfits because that's all they know.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:32 | 3738896 TruthInSunshine
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See my comment below. It's just an opinion and it's free, but Jeremy Stein is grooming himself as the lone sane member of the Fed should the realization at how FUBAR a situation Bernanke has helped to create become more widespread amongst the sheeple (be it due to futher cratering economy/equity markets/banking crisEs, etc).

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:02 | 3739197 Herd Redirectio...
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Same Princeton, MIT, Harvard BS.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:30 | 3738883 ParkAveFlasher
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I can't believe this cheap suit-wearing, cheap coffee-breath smelling, queefy-lipped farty-talking shiny-domed pederast slap-happy baggy-eyed pencil-peckered paper pusher works the primary controls of the world economy and 100% represents the full gumption of American financial might.    .

FML

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:45 | 3738915 prains
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you forgot droopy eyed, fart smelling, skin bag, mouth breather

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:06 | 3739021 ParkAveFlasher
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I'm being conservative.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 19:15 | 3739466 prains
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That will leave a stain!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:18 | 3738836 jbvtme
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the frontal lobe is the location of the brain where creative and compassionate ideas emanate.  notice how all these banker types are bald?  hair won't grow in that cesspool.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:22 | 3738851 Agstacker
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Unreal, he blamed the great depression on the gold standard...

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:32 | 3738897 Bay of Pigs
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You blame anything and everything when in charge of a counterfeiting ring like the FED.

Rewriting history helps too.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:23 | 3738860 B2u
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Bernanke - "I have no clue."

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:28 | 3738873 slaughterer
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End the Fed before it ends us.  

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:29 | 3738874 TruthInSunshine
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The biggest bubble in nominal and REAL terms has now been inflated and is before our very eyes, all based on massive, radical central bank interventionism for 4+ years, which instead of being built on sound and logical notions, has been essentially a spray & pray macroeconomic/monetary policy.

We've had a nearly 5 year reflationary bubble that has broken fair market valuation and price discovery, as well as normal supply/demand ratios, on equities, bonds, other credit/debt instruments, real estate, etc., with massive leveraged debt used in that reflationary policy.

Look around you:  There are financial actors everywhere chasing "ghosts" of expected future ROI, using cheap fiat, literally prompted by Bernanke's actions. We have completely hollow and artificially supported equity indexes, absolutely and massively manipulated treasury, corporate bond (look at the nominal amount of debt being borrowed by public corporations at low rates, much of which is being used to buy huge %'s of their own shares back) and other credit instrument yields, and even the construction of new brick and mortar (or steel and concrete) structures at a time when there's already massive overcapacity of the same, along with incredibly distorted commodity pricing.

Good luck on the unwind of this extraordinarily wide & deep bubble, created with unprecedented amounts of debt issuance, doled out to return starved "investors" (more accurately, speculators), shaped by a clinically insane manipulation (for an unprecedented period of time) of normal market functions through monetary policy.

The underlying real recovery that Bernanke may have (or not, depending on one's views) been trying to effectuate has not only not happened, but arguably (and using credible datum), has deteriorated further, with this condition only being temporarily hidden from view from the sheeple by massive debt creation (that's the main, by far, reason car and home sales have risen; a policy of creating a new era of allowing those with merely a pulse to buy, lease, rent or borrow whatever it is that they are).

Now, assuming Bernanke believes he can temper the massive bubbles he has inflated, with a massively depressed real economy underpinning the entire economic structure, without risking full on collapse, there are many people who would love to see his model(s) for doing so.

p.s. - Jeremy Stein is the quiet Federal Reserve member who is setting up the mutiny at the Fed, if one is really in the works, and he is positioning himself for a future leadership role, as many of his formal opinions and comments have been, by Federal Reserve decorum, highly critical of Bernanke-nomics.

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:40 | 3738910 Bay of Pigs
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ZH, you should hire TruthInSunshine to be a Tyler.

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:48 | 3738958 lakecity55
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Isn't he old enough to remember the collapse of the USSR? Central Planning does not work.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3738981 McMolotov
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Unless collapse is the plan.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:24 | 3739076 ZerOhead
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There are those here who may think that's a ridiculous proposition. I think it is inevitable in a world where only decisions that profit your owners can be considered by those in power.

Create a huge problem then find the solution that transfers all known wealth to those who created it.

Simply brilliant!

Heck the banks are even buying resource, energy and commodity companies now. (Just as I predicted years and years ago... :)

http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-07-10/giant-banks-take-over-re...

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:15 | 3739232 Herd Redirectio...
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And here I thought banks would lend reserves.

No, hyperinflation will come directly from them and their various asset purchases!  The first spend of the new money is always the sweetest. There's the Schrodingers Cat problem solved.

See ya later USD world reserve currency!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:29 | 3738878 HowardBeale
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His voice is cracking like Paulson's when Pauslon came before congress in the first attempt to save his own ass and steal $700B.

His voice is cracking! What are you afraid of Mr. Bernanke!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:31 | 3738893 dick cheneys ghost
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He's shaking like Katherine Hepburn on a helicopter..........

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:25 | 3739092 ZerOhead
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Nice try...

He's attempting to suppress laughter!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:34 | 3738905 CrimsonAvenger
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I'm listening now, and I gotta say, he doesn't sound like a South Carolina boy AT ALL. He ought to open with a big-ass "HOWDY, Y'ALL!".

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:36 | 3738914 CrimsonAvenger
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Oh, and he does sound nervous. More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:42 | 3738933 prains
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he knows, we know, he knows this is ALL shiite fumes

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:46 | 3738946 lakecity55
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...as nervous as a white man at a Justus Department-- I mean, Black Panther Rally.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:29 | 3738880 Al Huxley
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Somebody ask him how much 'stronger' he expects the economy to get, as evidenced by the bond market breakdown.  Ask him if he's getting more puzzled as time goes by.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:29 | 3738882 jrpuffnstuff
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Please wanky my bernanke

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:30 | 3738887 Brixton Guns
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ASSCAM?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:31 | 3738892 francis_sawyer
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He's got ANGST in his PANTS

~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdQ4KneskUE

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:32 | 3738898 Ying-Yang
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Paulson's speech was pathetic. He gave a Chester the Molester speech and congress bought it.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:10 | 3739037 Bobbyrib
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Congress was already sold. Paulson's speech was to convince as much of the public as he could that the bailout was the right thing to do.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:32 | 3738900 SheepDog-One
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They've had plenty of time for their 'Grand Experiment' nonsense and it's time to admit total failure, whether markets and banks like it or not a whole lot of shit is about to get deflated. 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:06 | 3739207 Herd Redirectio...
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Whats scheduled for deflation?  The debt isn't going to be paid off, its going to be inflated away.  Deflation is bad for those who are highly leveraged.  Those in power (more specifically, their cronies) are highly leveraged.  The Federal Gov't at the top of that heap.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:35 | 3738904 Atlantis Consigliore
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 The Jerkle from Jerkle Island, Did I do that??? http://youtu.be/ClnSMCdw6E8

Cmon Berflunkosabe:,  from the FED Loan Ranger;  lemme see your white face; FED Tonto, with the chicken on top,  FRIED WITH THE BBQ SAUCE...

Jerkel

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:35 | 3738909 Westcoastliberal
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Wow, just look at the head shine.  Man, that's some Simonize!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:38 | 3738916 Lore
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Damn. I can't get the webcast to work. Just a blank window.

Ah. Here we go: http://www.c-span.org/flvPop.aspx?id=10737440396

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:44 | 3738940 lakecity55
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"That's no excuse, Comrade. You could have watched it at another computer. Come with us."

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:59 | 3738982 Lore
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Very disappointing. Same old verbose bafflegab.  I'm no central banker, but even I can see he hasn't learned ANYTHING.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:37 | 3738917 Dr. Engali
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Accountability is essential in a democracy? Will somebody please tell the PHD that the United States is a representative republic and that accountability has been thrown out the window with the bail outs? Freaking asshole.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:43 | 3738936 lakecity55
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This fucking idiot in charge of the Federal Reserve does not even know we have a Republic (because, actually we do not).

Forward, Fed!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:38 | 3738920 HowardBeale
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He sounds like he's about to break down and cry!

What are you afraid of Mr. Bernanke!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:50 | 3738970 The Thunder Child
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Absolutely....the curtain has been lifted and all we can see at the back of the stage is Bernanke's bald head.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:44 | 3738935 Winston Smith 2009
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Just did a keyword search for "financialization" and "leverage", the two root causes of the world's current intractable economic problems and didn't find even one instance of either.  Thus, Bernank's term paper is an irrelevant document.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:43 | 3738938 Duke Dog
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Can that motherfucker not stand up while answering questions. Even the softball questions makes him shit his pants and I guess they would prefer we not see.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:43 | 3738939 q99x2
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I'm waiting to hear him say, "With the recent developments in digital technology it is no longer necessary to continue the Federal Reserve. Therefore on August 4th we will begin closing our operations in anticipation of returning to hell."

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:44 | 3738941 HowardBeale
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Translation of answer to Q1: The bubble would have gotten fantastically bigger!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:47 | 3738951 Crash Overide
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Watching Bernake speak I keep waiting for the little alien in his head to pop out like the one in Men in Black... 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:48 | 3738956 css1971
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So the message is... QE is ending. If you're levered long... Get unlevered.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:56 | 3738993 Dr. Engali
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Are you watching the same q&a that I am? He clearly said that the fed will remain extremely accommodative. He even threw out the 6.5% unemployment rate again. Like I said before. He wanted to knock down some of the froth in the market which worked , but the five and ten year treasury made him shit his pants.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:12 | 3739043 Bobbyrib
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No tapering, no chance.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:49 | 3738960 The Thunder Child
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Quivering and stumbling is getting worse with every live event he does...

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:49 | 3738961 Adahy
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:50 | 3738967 Tenshin Headache
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Risk on, baby. Bernanke backpedaling.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:54 | 3738988 HowardBeale
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If so, do we get dollar crash and oil at $150?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:50 | 3738971 arkel
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I'm surprised Ben drinks Diet Coke...

I guess he hasn't been told what aspartame does to your body.

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3738983 TruthInSunshine
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If you noticed him pouring that diet coke into his glass, it literally looked like he has the delirium tremens.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:14 | 3739050 Bobbyrib
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What Diet Coke does to a normal human being is on no consequence to Bernanke.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:28 | 3739102 knicks3005
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There really was no diet coke in there....instead it was some Obama's secret sauce with a side order of jizz. 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:50 | 3738973 Duke Dog
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MOAR, MOAR, MOAR - I think that is pretty clear. But, But, wait to add to gold holding until the fvcking bastards smash it to hell in an attempt to prove him a genius.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3738979 Yen Cross
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    I'll bet, that if someone popped the clamps on Bernaks dome, there would be a hamster running on one of those little metal exercise wheels.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3738980 unununium
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Quite literally the stated policy is that the beatings will continue until morale improves.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3738984 nakki
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Next fed chair Janet will be Yellen for Moar. Next President Clinton will be when the real hilarity begins.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:00 | 3739007 Bastiat
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Nothing funny about that sociopath.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3738986 1000924014093
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Uncles are so stupid.

 

/fucking patronizing tool . . .

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:53 | 3738987 1000924014093
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Uncles are so stupid.

 

/fucking patronizing tool . . .

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:55 | 3738990 mike.k
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Your target is 2% and low inflation / deflation is bad because my uncle can't understand it?

Understand this: stop robbing me, deflation is the natural order of things

Go inflate yourself up the lamppost.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:55 | 3738991 Duke Dog
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What the fuck is he looking at toward his left? No matter which way he looks during the question, he always turns to the left to answer! Pretty obvious the questions are planted and he has the "canned" response written on a telepromter, IMO.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:59 | 3739004 unununium
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Is Bob Rubin over there?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:56 | 3738994 hmmmstrange
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"With some luck......"

 

Ben is now relying on luck.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:58 | 3738998 thismarketisrigged
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how the fuck does this douchebag fuck have the nerve to get up there and say highly accomidative policy is needed for the forseeable future?

 

its been 5, FIVE FUCKING YEARS SINCE THIS FUCKING SHIT POLICIES BEGAN. FIVE FUCKING YEARS LATER AND WE ARE GROWING AT 1.8 GDP.

DOES THIS ASSHOLE NOT REALIZE HE IS THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION?

 

THERE IS A CRIMINAL ON LIVE TV ANSWERING QUESTIONS, WHAT SHOULD BE HAPPENING IS POLICE COMING FROM BEHIND AND HANDCUFFING THIS MAN.

 

INSTEAD DOW AND S&P FUTURES RISE BECAUSE OF THIS DOUCHEBAG.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:59 | 3739000 Skin666
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They will lose control...

 

When the money implodes/explodes, they lose their power...

 

Then they are FUCKED...

 

Hello gold, silver and cryptocurrencies...

 

Goodbye fiat...

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:59 | 3739002 Bay of Pigs
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Savings glut?

WTF?

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:01 | 3739011 thismarketisrigged
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HEY BEN, I THOUGHT THE ECONOMY IS RECOVERING SO WELL?

 

195,000 JOBS ADDED IN UR BULLSHIT ECONOMY U CREATED, WHY NOT GET THE FUCK OUT IF EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING GOOD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:02 | 3739012 Duke Dog
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I just enlarged my screen to see him better - that mothefucker better go check in with his dermatologist - he has cancer on that bald fvcking head - no wonder he doens't give a shit. Cancer of the head/brain - this explains a lot.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:02 | 3739013 HowardBeale
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Audible laughter as Bernanke said: "I don't think our asset purchases are having an effect on the supply and demand..."

LOL

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:35 | 3739041 unununium
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...because we pay for the assets with bank reserves, which are an "even safer asset!"

Each month we print $85B to buy worthless mortgages from Goldman Sachs, and Goldman gets paid interest on the resulting balance in their bank account.

And that ladies and gentlemen is why my sick institution is good for humanity.

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:04 | 3739019 thismarketisrigged
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WELCOME TO ZIMBABWE.

 

holy fucking shit. implied open right now for dow  is 105 pts and s&p 12 pts, and nasdaq 37 fucking points.

 

i can not even imagine how high it will be when i wake up tomorrow.

 

arrest this man fucking now.

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:07 | 3739024 JR
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and I just heard him bragging that inflation had been contained.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:04 | 3739020 JR
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Just speaking into the microphone, assuming this unconstitutional power like a despot, this man represents the cover up, the propaganda, and massive confiscation of wealth by the bankers (and did we mention lies?). Let history tell the sad story of America’s lost freedom to the private international banking families who own and control every single penny of her money.

Excerpt from The Sad Story Of The Privately Owned Federal Reserve Bank:

THE INVISIBLE GOVERNMENT
 The day before the privately owned Federal Reserve Act passed, Congressman
Charles Lindberg Sr. said: "The money trust deliberately caused the 1907
money panic and thereby forced Congress to create a National Monetary
Commission which led to the ultimate creation of the privately owned Federal
Reserve Bank. 
The Federal Reserve Act establishes the most gigantic
monetary trust on earth.  When the President signs the bill, the invisible
government of the Monetary Powers will be legalized.  The people must make a
declaration of independence to relieve themselves from the Monetary Powers,
by taking control of Congress!...
  The worst legislative crime of the ages
is perpetrated by this banking bill.  The caucus and the party bosses have
again operated and prevented the people from getting the benefit of their
own government!"

How did the monetary powers manipulate the passage of the
Federal Reserve Act?
Senator Nelson Aldrich was named as chairman of the Monetary Commission,
which was like naming a cat to design the canary cage. Aldrich was the
maternal grandfather of Nelson Aldrich Rockefeller of Standard Oil and Chase
Manhattan Bank, through the marriage of his daughter, Abby Greene Aldrich to
John D. Rockefeller Jr.  The Rockefellers have been the largest
beneficiaries of the privately owned Federal Reserve Bank.  The chief
architect of the plan was Paul Warburg, a Rothschild agent who was salaried
at $500,000.00 a year (equivalent to about 5 million dollars today).

Another member of the monetary commission was Jacob Schiff of Kuhn-Loeb and
Co., who helped finance the Bolshevik revolution in Russia with a $20 Million contribution.  Schiff was born in a home shared with the Rothschild's in Frankfurt, Germany…

The timing of the vote for the Federal Reserve Act was engineered by its promoters.  It was passed hastily in effort to break for Christmas on December 23, 1913, while the majority of opposing Congressmen were on Christmas vacation.  Then, when elected, the banker financed

Woodrow Wilson immediately signed the Federal Reserve Act.

Within months of starting the privately owned Federal Reserve, individual Income Taxes were created to pay for this new bankers' interest expense. The taxes of American Citizens pay the interest on all new "debt certificate" currency and credit issued by the privately owned Federal
Reserve.

Where does the privately owned Federal Reserve spend the mass profits it extorts from the labor of our People? 

Dr. Antony Sutton, author of  "Wall Street and the Bolshevik Revolution," provides some insight.  He conducted exhaustive research through American, Canadian and German government archives and discovered solid evidence, which he painstakingly documented, proving that many American Capitalists, primarily the JP Morgan (US Steel [Rothschild]) interests provided financial support for the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia. Also, William B. Thompson, Director of the US Federal Reserve Bank of New York, provided the Bolsheviks significant monetary support.

Dr. Sutton stated "If Thompson had not been in Russia in 1917, subsequent history might
have followed quite a different course.  Without the financial, diplomatic and propaganda assistance given by Thompson and his associates to Trotsky and Lenin, the Bolsheviks may well have quickly withered away.

MONEY FROM NOTHING
Ask yourself this question, "If you were given a monetary printing press
and a legal contract to print and issue all the money you would ever need to
run your household at no cost to you, would you, instead, give that printing
press and contract to a banker
and agree to borrow your money from him, to
be repaid in full with interest?"  I don't think so.

The government has done exactly that.  The most awesome power America has is the power to CREATE, using as collateral the future productivity of its Citizens, all of
the currency and credit we would ever need to run our government, prosperously! Instead, America has legislated away this priceless power of monetary and credit creation to a group of primarily foreign, self-serving bankers! 

http://www.apfn.net/doc-100_bankruptcy27.htm

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:07 | 3739022 stiler
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A mix of arrogance/reticence and not a people person. Not a smidgeon of hands-on experience. Back to your theories Ben. Back to the Ivory Tower you go. Problem is your very raison d'etre is flawed. The FED is the invention of Karl Marx, a Communist. But USSA has gone thru the change very nicely. Ultimately it's for one dictator.

 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:24 | 3739087 Skin666
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He's more scared than arrogant these days...

 

He looks on the verge of a nervous breakdown...

 

You even have pangs of sympathy for him, until you think how many individuals and families his policies have killed, maimed and destroyed...

 

Fuck you Ben, you logical positivist keynesian arsecandle...

Thu, 07/11/2013 - 01:52 | 3740554 prains
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hopefully he gets to live out a long life with the knowledge his arrogance and folly crushed humanity back to the dark ages, unless he's full reptile that has to register somewhere in that pit of coal he calls a heart

 

not to say a mussolini ending wouldn't be fitting but I'd like to see him suffer along with the rest of us

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:07 | 3739025 unununium
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He just said when everybody left the gold standard, there was a global monetary expansion, and everybody was better off.

They made more money, and everybody was better off.

Sometimes I think they actually believe their own bull shit.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:13 | 3739046 Bennie Noakes
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Oh, yeah! The 70's decade was just one big party. A "stagflation" party.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:09 | 3739033 thismarketisrigged
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there was nothing funnier today then this morning watching cnbc, on the right hand corner it had shanghai composite up 42 pts, or 2 percent, and what it said underneath was, '' chinese exports imports fall x amount and x amount, missing expectations.

 

this is the fucking world we live in today, terrible news means markets reach new highs day after day.

 

gold can easily be at 1300 by tomm morning.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:17 | 3739058 nomorebuyins
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Bad news is bad for gold now, they can move paper gold to 900 by tomorrow morning.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:09 | 3739036 world_debt_slave
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repeat a lie long enough, you know the rest

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:11 | 3739040 PTDBDucks
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Bernanke almost killed me.

Fell asleep and swallowed my toothpick. aarrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh

Federal Reserve takes itself too seriously. It is not controlling the stock market. Big money collusion is controlling the stock market. Up and down.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:14 | 3739044 Petrus Romanus
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WOW! What the fuck is this guy talking about? The questions asked have no purpose and the answers are non-answers even though they are as softball and irrelevent as they can possibly be. The end must be near if this is the extent of his focus, and the reporting is directed on this horseshit.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:21 | 3739071 world_debt_slave
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the art of sophistry

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 19:23 | 3739504 Petrus Romanus
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Ahh! Thank you, good word.

 

      sophistry    n. noun
  1. Plausible but fallacious argumentation.

  2. A plausible but misleading or fallacious argument.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:15 | 3739051 denverdolomte
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Why can't Dr. Ron Paul be asking these questions? 

 

Legacy??? You mean that this dude ruined the global economy because he, while retarded, is an idiot-savant except his skill is dribble drabble regurgitation of all the words he has learned since birth. 

 

If you are in this high of a position, you should be proficient enough to not fucking use the word "UMMMM" Just heard it 13 times in two sentences.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:15 | 3739052 unwashedmass
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you know, this guy is a catastrophe. an absolute catastrophe. 

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:17 | 3739059 q99x2
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Highly accommodative policy needed.

Somebody get the straight jackets. Bernanke is on the loose and he's looking for a printer.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 17:20 | 3739068 giggler123
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So basically nothing happened.  Thanks Mr. B you answer all my questions by not answer anything worthwhile.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 22:10 | 3740044 mickeyman
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I like the part where he tries to pilot the ship through the black hole.

http://www.worldcomplex.blogspot.ca/2011/01/captain-bernanke-and-black-hole-of.html

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