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Janet Napolitano Quits: Will Be Next University Of California President

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While everyone is focused on whether Mr. Burns, aka Larry Summers  will take over for Ben Bernanke (he won't), lots of peripheral resignations are flying around. the most recent one: that of the U.S. secretary of the $60-billion budget and 240,000 employees Department of Homeland Security - Janet Napolitano, who will be named the next president of the University of California system. As the LA Times reports, "nothing was pushing her out of Washington now, although the Senate’s recently approved compromise plan on immigration faces an uncertain fate in the Republican-controlled House." The good news: we await for UCLA to be promptly upgraded to AAA and issue bonds inside of the US.

From LATimes:

Janet Napolitano, the U.S. secretary of Homeland Security and former governor of Arizona, is being named as the next president of the University of California system, in an unusual choice that brings a national-level politician to a position usually held by an academic. Her appointment also means the 10-campus system will be headed by a woman for the first time in its 145-year history.


Napolitano’s nomination by a committee of UC regents came after a secretive process that insiders said focused on her early as a high-profile, although untraditional, candidate who has led large public agencies and shown a strong interest in improving education.


UC officials believe that her Cabinet experiences –- which include helping to lead responses to hurricanes and tornadoes and overseeing some anti-terrorism measures -- will help UC administer its federal energy and nuclear weapons labs and aid its federally funded research in medicine and other areas.


“While some may consider her to be an unconventional choice, Secretary Napolitano is without a doubt the right person at the right time to lead this incredible university,"  Sherry Lansing, the regent and former film industry executive who headed the search committee, said in a statement being released Friday. "She will bring fresh eyes and a new sensibility -- not only to UC, but to all of California. She will stand as a vigorous advocate for faculty, students and staff at a time when great changes in our state, and across the globe, are presenting as many opportunities as challenges.”


Napolitano, who is a Democrat, was appointed by former President Clinton as the U.S. attorney in Arizona and then won elections as state attorney general and twice as governor, a position she held from 2003 to 2009. President Obama then named her to lead Homeland Security, an agency with an annual $60-billion budget and 240,000 employees.


She has been a strong voice in favor of immigration reform that would provide a path to citizenship for those in the country illegally, a stance that has angered some Republicans who contend she has not done enough to secure the nation’s borders.


A source close to Napolitano, who asked not to be identified because he was not authorized to discuss the matter publicly, said that Napolitano deliberated for a long time after the executive search firm hired by UC quietly contacted her.


“I think she loves working for President Obama and serving the American people, but at the same time, this is a unique opportunity,” he said. Napolitano knows “UC is probably the premier institution in the country. She is motivated by the fact that being a part of UC, she will be a part of educating future leaders of tomorrow and be part of a state that sets so much of the agenda nationally.”


Napolitano, 55, is no stranger to California colleges since she attended Santa Clara University and was its first woman valedictorian before earning her law degree at University of Virginia. Her father was dean of the University of New Mexico School of Medicine, a family connection that UC regents also liked since they oversee medical centers. In Arizona, she helped to enact plans to provide full-day kindergarten and to renovate university buildings, winning fans among educators.


The Napolitano friend insisted that nothing was pushing her out of Washington now, although the Senate’s recently approved compromise plan on immigration faces an uncertain fate in the Republican-controlled House.


The secretary faced some controversy in Congress when critics alleged the Boston Marathon bombings, reportedly perpetrated by ethnic Chechens from Russia who had been granted political asylum, exposed shortcomings in security.


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Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:20 | 3744891 All Out Of Bubblegum
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The rats are fleeing the ship.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:23 | 3744910 fuu
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I hear Wells Fargo is putting up a fence around her new house.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:31 | 3744957 hedgeless_horseman
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While everyone is focused on whether Mr. Burns Simpson, aka Larry Summers  will take over for Ben Bernanke (he won't), lots of peripheral resignations are flying around.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:32 | 3744974 fuu
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You're back.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:44 | 3745031 flacon
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Is Mr. Janet the long lost identical twin of Mr. Larry? They do look alike. 

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:46 | 3745042 Surly Bear
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Who would have thought that UC Riverside could actually get worse! Haha, smells like cow shit!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:49 | 3745056 kliguy38
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it is cowshit

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:11 | 3745068 Manthong
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No.. this is cool..

Cancer thrives amidst weak cells.

eventually, they all expire.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:17 | 3745221 knukles
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Proof positive that CA has gone Mad, Mad I say, Mad!

Not that she has been chosen...
All of 'em land peachy positions after service.  SOP...
But that she has been chosen by one of the Most Liberal States to Carry the Water of its State Educational System

How deep the "politics", one might ask?
Why the revolving door with HSec. and The UC franchise?

This is perplexing.........

No, I don't wanna think about what it says...
Where're those bluepills?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:24 | 3745262 Almost Solvent
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Donna Sha LA LA has really cleaned up U of Miami

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:26 | 3745267 Manthong
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Heh heh .. revolving door.=. gov CF 

Love her or leave her

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:18 | 3745824 MagicHandPuppet
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If that evil hag ever became president of my Alma mater, I'd torch my diploma.  Too bad there is no hell for that bitch to roast in.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 21:51 | 3746979 Manthong
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man..  get some religion..

if there is no hell for her.. there is no heaven..

and there is no reason for any of this.

but..  at least you have acknowledged the evil   ..

which is an important step in the process of progressing out of hopeless illogical positivism  :-) 

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:51 | 3745688 benb
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Not chosen, but installed to further pervert the once great U.C. system. Mr Napalitono, a.k.a. Janet “The Bull” is an un-American, subversive, treasonous, criminal gopher working for the out of control, criminally insane, ruling oligarchy. [This is not gay bashing] Additionally, she abused her position on a personal level for her cronies and her own sick, perverse pleasures as was stated in the lawsuits against her. Her government costume should have had Rainbow shoulder patches with Swastikas. She’s a lying, abusive, fascist pig who should be prosecuted and in prison along with the likes of war criminal, Henry Kissinger, mass murderer Brzezinski. Instead the phony media will show him being showered with all sorts of cheesy meaningless government awards.

I personally nominate Mr. Janet Napolitano for the Medal of Freedom.

Drink your fluoride. Take your mercury and cancer spiked vaccines, and shut up. We’re done.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:59 | 3745733 Ident 7777 economy
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Thus, let the term Power Dyke be coined ...




Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:11 | 3745802 benb
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Oh yes she's a front. These rats are clever to a degree. They use gender, sexual orientation and skin color to shield themselves from

criticism of their criminal acts. Let me edit my previous comment -

Her government costume should have had Rainbow shoulder patches with bindingly bright, blinking L.E.D. Swastikas under the arch.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:10 | 3745794 knukles
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Okie dokie...
That was why I was searching for that bulle, er I mean bluepill .......

Nah can't do that, BPA.... BluePill Anonymous

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 20:23 | 3747043 Manthong
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OT, but because it's the weekend ..

I think the missus might be trying to do me in..

Salmon for dinner..  I read something in the news about Omega 3 and and its effect on males..   or maybe she is more diabolical and is in to radiation dosing.



Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:34 | 3744982 pods
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Good to see you HH.


Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:05 | 3745747 caconhma
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Do not forget Edward Snowden. The US government actions regarding to Edward Snowden clearly indicate a state of panic, paranoia, and utterly desperation.

So, a big deal one of CIA man runs away and discloses that the US government spying on its citizens. It is not a big secret. Everybody with any brain knows this. Such things have happened many times before without any noise or publicity.

Furthermore, both China and Russia decided to stay out of this affair even there are plenty of potential propaganda and intelligence information for them.  Putin even stated that Edward Snowden was welcome to Russia as long as he would promise to keep his mouth shut. Why not to use him? Apparently, Edward Snowden information is too sensitive and too hot to handle for both China and Russia. After all, to keep things as they are now is in China and Russia interests.

It appears that Edward Snowden knows something very important and very hot. This information could be about the past and/or future False Flag Operations by the US government and its allies.

Just killing Edward Snowden is not an option for now. His info could be hidden in some secure place to come out in a case of his death.


Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:34 | 3744987 Taint Boil
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Knew you'd be back and glad you are.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:40 | 3745018 ParkAveFlasher
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Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:49 | 3745061 Agent P
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He's back in the saddle again...

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:41 | 3745342 fockewulf190
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Sounds like they wanted a lobbyist more than an administrator. Whoever takes over HS is gojng to be another butch for sure.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 18:09 | 3746760 xtop23
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Exactly. They need help keeping that student loan bubble intact.

I'm just shocked that she didn't migrate over to the Squid like every other gd hypocrite jackass douchebag.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 03:59 | 3747751 pparalegal
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What? You don't think her multi six digit paycheck means she knows everyting about how to run an efficent UC stalag education system? I am shocked.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:45 | 3745362 knukles
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Welcome back, HH.
Missed you.


Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:48 | 3745379 Hulk
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Welcome back man ! I missed those dinner plates !!!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:00 | 3745441 AGuy
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"While everyone is focused on whether Mr. Burns Simpson, aka Larry Summers will take over for Ben Bernanke (he won't),"

Tyler, Can you elaborate why Summers isn't on the list?



Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:40 | 3745897 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Hola,, HH good to see you back.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:51 | 3745401 Stoploss
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Lemme guess, she going to instruct math.........

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 17:11 | 3746623 AKrandy
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Fri, 07/12/2013 - 17:08 | 3746630 AKrandy
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And leading the UC Berkeley ROTC brigade as well as the rifle squad.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:27 | 3744938 azzhatter
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Glad to see him leave!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:31 | 3744964 eclectic syncretist
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She's getting out before it becomes generally known what all that ammo she purchased is really for.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:36 | 3744992 Azannoth
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The Jews designed and implemented this whole framework for the Totalitarian Fascist State in the USA, now that everything is ready they will put puppet Gentiles into positions of power so they don't get the blame for the "Gentile Holocaust" that is about to come.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:43 | 3745023 Divided States ...
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Hey Aza, I agree but looks like you will be getting an email from ZH legal soon....I got my second warning two days ago for calling Larry Summers a fat J-eesepope.


Damn CNBS wont be helping their ratings out when you bring up the likes of Lazlo "Ruler" Birnyi and Jamie "Im better than you" Dimon

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:51 | 3745067 Monedas
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I got a letter from the Mossad legal department .... they said they were touched by my sympathies for the Jewish predicament .... especially since I have no skin in the game .... but, would I tone it down .... as they didn't consider me to be a particularly effective spokesman .... for anyone .... but they would not oppose me .... if I decided to support the Palestinian cause ?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:56 | 3745103 Divided States ...
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ZH legal should be giving warnings to all people making fun of Janet. Its not right to misinteprete the sexuality of a woman with guy like features, they are people too (and have feelings!) and laws should protect everyone, not just based on race or nationality. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! (sarc/)

Wow, Barney Frank on right now....todays lineup on CNBS is full of A-listers...A for Assclowns.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:05 | 3745149 LetThemEatRand
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I'm not following you at all on this one.  Are you saying that someone thinks that Mr. Napolitano is gay?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:21 | 3745248 Chaos_Theory
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No way.  I guarantee this dude likes the ladies!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 14:32 | 3746061 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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I believed the story until this line:

Her appointment also means the 10-campus system will be headed by a woman for the first time in its 145-year history.




Fri, 07/12/2013 - 15:05 | 3746173 Bastiat
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I wonder if she'll hire her old cock-in-the-back-of-the-throat sidekick.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:10 | 3745179 NotApplicable
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My favorite Barney CNBS clip ever.

Thanks for the LOLs, Mark.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:57 | 3745420 Azannoth
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eh nvm..

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:33 | 3745289 JR
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Janet Napolitano follows the Zionist line, and is believed to be Jewish. She was graduated from Santa Clara University in Santa Clara, California, where she won a Jewish Scholarship.

She is a raging feminist, “has appeared on the cover of every Gay magazine in Arizona,” supports massive immigration, open borders and abortion, and wanted  the Minutemen charged as terrorists.

She is the woman who went down to Mexico to confer with Vicente Fox to make a more comfortable route for illegal immigrants through Arizona, providing drinking fountains, etc., along their paths into America while she was governor of an American state, a move against the wishs of the people of Arizona. 

According to News With Views during her Arizona reign: “Janet Napolitano.., against the majority of Arizona Voters that passed Proposition 200…vowed to find a way to defeat the measure, she has done exactly that by using MALDEF/La Raza to file a lawsuit on the behalf of illegal immigrants claiming that the measure somehow infringed on their non-existent civil rights…

“The talk among many here in the Phoenix area concerning our Governor is getting ugly, she has ignored most letters and does not respond to correspondence on issues she supports. "

Here is how Judicial Watch rates Napolitano as Secretary of Homeland Security (2012):

“According a Gallup Poll, a full 62 per cent of the American people believe that stopping illegal immigration should be a top priority of the U.S. government. Unfortunately for the American people, Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano is not numbered among that 62%. And she is the person who is supposed to be enforcing the law. Last year, Napolitano opened the floodgates of illegal immigration by having the Department of Homeland Security review all cases then before the immigration courts with an eye towards halting the deportation of many illegal immigrants allegedly with no criminal backgrounds. (JW uncovered records demonstrating this to be an utter lie. Many of the illegals let off the hook were convicted of violent crimes.)

“Not satisfied with skirting the law in 2011, Napolitano decided to abandon it altogether in 2012. Accordingly, on June 15, 2012, she announced: “By this memorandum, I am setting forth how, in the exercise of our prosecutorial discretion, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) should enforce the Nation’s immigration laws against certain young people who were brought to this country as children and know only this country as home.”

"In short, this amounted to blanket “temporary” amnesty for illegals under the age of 30. With her single statement, she simply declared upwards of one million illegal aliens entirely legal. Just like that. No legislation. No debate. No votes. No court rulings. The Constitution of the United States notwithstanding. And, in so doing, she violated the Oath of Office she had taken when sworn in as secretary of Homeland Security on January 21, 2009....”

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:01 | 3745743 Ident 7777 economy
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" She is a raging feminist, "




Is she?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 15:27 | 3746252 Fred C Dobbs
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She is a criminal.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:47 | 3745928 WarPony
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Ashkenazi, the majority of so-called jews are in fact mostly khazarians, of Asiatic mongoloid origin, NOT ISRAELITES, NOT 'chosen ones,' quite simply just Babylonian-Talmudic luciferians.

They aren't Semites, this statement is not anti-Semitic and , they are the most racist assholes, back-stabbing scum . . . but let me tell you how I really feel.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:52 | 3745081 Agent P
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With all the ammo she bought, I had her pegged as leaving for the University of Chicago.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 22:23 | 3747357 Lost Word
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U of Chicago, Elitist White Enclave literally surrounded by Obama worshipers.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:47 | 3745371 Winston Churchill
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You know they have misplaced it according to an IG report ?

Probably in Janets underwear, sure looks that way.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:28 | 3744943 Taint Boil
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I heard she is going to get a job making Gorilla Cookies – using her face as the mold.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:04 | 3745459 AGuy
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"I heard she is going to get a job making Gorilla Cookies – using her face as the mold."

No, you're mistaken. Its for the Molds for Baboon Ass Cookies.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:39 | 3745014 Kaiser Sousa
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Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:33 | 3745294 darteaus
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Hmm.  She wouldn't date you either?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:14 | 3745198 DosZap
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So,the next one in line will be the one who PULLS the lever.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:50 | 3745396 expres12
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And obama is rifling through the LaRaza resumes for her replacement.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:03 | 3745450 Kirk2NCC1701
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@ All out of Bubblegum: "The rats are fleeing the ship."

Even the "Rats" are too scared to stick around for what's coming":  NWO --> 666

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:20 | 3745552 Dingleberry
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Couldn't happen to a nicer state.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 14:49 | 3746120 FreedomGuy
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She is having her NSA files erased, first.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 22:11 | 3747321 samsara
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There are always backups of the backups.

In IT   Nothing is EVER Really Erased.   

It's backed up somewhere.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 00:48 | 3747594 FreedomGuy
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Probably right. There is someone who will want it handy...just in case, one day, when they need leverage...

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:30 | 3744958 duo
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The Univ of CA was the largest single donor to Obamas campaingn (over the table at least).  At least UCLA stopped calling me asking for money.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:11 | 3745187 NotApplicable
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Being a ZHer likely gets you taken off of that list.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:09 | 3745487 Meat Hammer
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But how would they know that he is a......ZHer....unless the UC system...cooperates....with.....the........N....S....A.....?

Oh, wait.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:33 | 3744977 DeadFred
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Many of us with connections to the University of Teargas are incensed that we will have to share our title with all the other unworthy UC campuses!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:16 | 3745215 TheEdelman
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Perhaps 9mm HP is the new teargas.   

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:33 | 3744981 asscannon101
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THAT looks like a job for williambanzai7!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:46 | 3745045 ParkAveFlasher
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Someone kick that fat ginger pig's pastywhite ass!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:22 | 3744897 stinkhammer
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this dude chick is a turd

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:29 | 3744949 Tsunami Wave
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I figured she was resigning because she was caught in a love-triangle with 2 other dude chicks.. She is such a bro.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 22:09 | 3747312 samsara
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Ya,  The NSA has pictures and.... No, Wait,  What?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:35 | 3744985 Meat Hammer
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The University of California system was one of the top campaign donors for Obama in 2008. Now, I wonder why a university system would donate millions of dollars to get a politician elected.  Hmmmmmm........

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:11 | 3745184 Tsunami Wave
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Correct.. And from a larger perspective, it was also Berkely, Harvard, Columbia, etc. which donated a lot of evil rich $$$ to Obama's campaign both times. This simply reveals that:

1.) The most elite schools pander so they can get the most research contracts, grants, etc. and they have the most to lose when the college industrial complex collapses.

2.) fuck every other racket or leech whose sole purpose is to suck off the government and this ultimately rape the taxpayer.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:59 | 3745438 Meat Hammer
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The rabbit hole goes deeper than that, Tsunami.  Take a look at pages 558 & 559, Education As A Tool For Human Engineering, in The Creature from Jekyll Island.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:22 | 3744901 John Bigboote
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Must be something awful coming.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:00 | 3745124 Bad Attitude
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That was my first reaction when I heard the news - getting out before something ugly breaks loose. The regime is up to their eyeballs in so many scandals.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:33 | 3745291 XitSam
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I'm stunned. From watching her career starting at Lewis & Roca, I thought she was a key player in Obama's (hard or on-going soft) coup. There must be someone truly awful (likely with an on-the-surface clean track record) waiting to take her place. Watch for a rejected nominee so a later, but worse, nominee can slide in. 

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:37 | 3745620 seek
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Yup. The departures started a while ago, but all the signs point at something so big it'll take down anyone involved with it.

It could also simply be they've read the report and know the USD will collapse unpredicatbly within a certain near-term timeframe and don't want to be around when it happens, but my bet is something truly crazy is going to come out -- be it Snowden and NSA blackmailing congress, Benghazi being a US gov't operation to help with the re-election, ot something black-swanish (given all the secret laws on snooping, imagine if it came out there was a secret maximum security prison with 1,500 otherwise belived to be missing persons in it, for example.)

We seem to be mirroring the 1970s with stagflation, oil price shock, pentagon papers (snowden) so now we just need the Nixon scandal...

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:22 | 3744903 Yes We Can. But...
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One down. Good start.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:26 | 3744937 Gene Parmesan
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Save the party until after we hear who her replacement will be.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:34 | 3744988 DeadFred
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Vlad the Impaler is no longer available for the position.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:22 | 3744904 rubearish10
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Musical chairs on the Titanic??

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:23 | 3744908 The Master
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false flag on tap?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:27 | 3744944 lakecity55
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Maybe the Big One.

"My work here is done, Chalky."

"I just want to thank you for building the largest army ever assembled to attack the American People."

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:15 | 3745207 LFMayor
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Army?  LOL.  I look forward to bumping heads with those lard assed imbeciles almost  ALMOST as much as Malik Shabaaz and his pack of missing links.

Goddamnit this toliet needs flushed.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:44 | 3745355 XitSam
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I've got pictures of 4 of them geared up in my town the other day.  Bullet proof vests over black polo shirts, tan cargo pocket slacks, leg rig holsters. Fifth looked like a supervisor w/o vest. Couple teenage male groupies hovering around. No apparent reason other than just as a show of force. Looked pretty buff, definately not lard-assed.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:57 | 3745428 LFMayor
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whatcha doing with all those pictures, Sam?  :)   

will cede the point on fitness, (for those 5) then, but here's the important deal: They have a weakness.  They love something or somebody, somewhere.  They get the rules they extend, and so far I see a trend that's headed for the shitter.  Not only with them, but any agency all the way down to county or muni level in some cases.

When this goes bad finally, it will rival the middle age Italian vendettas or Sarajevo in '93.    Were they in a tight group?  5 yard spread?  They haven't LEARNED yet.  Confident can kill if it's too thick.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:24 | 3744915 Charles Nelson ...
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Berkeley has become a hot bed of the new trendy liberal brand of fascism.  They'll love her there, she fits right in with those collectivists.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:27 | 3744942 Bay of Pigs
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She has the courage and a good pair of nuts to make the tough decisions.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:28 | 3744947 Meat Hammer
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Yep, like the hippie-crites on Telegraph Ave who protest against capitalism whilst selling overpriced pipes and incense.  

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:24 | 3744917 Meat Hammer
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I'm sure I'll see Janet the Planet in her Subaru Forester with the obligatory "COEXIST" and "MYSTERY SPOT, Santa Cruz" bumper stickers, with indian dream-catcher hanging from the rear view mirror, trolling for ass in Berkeley.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:35 | 3744990 sgorem
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:) that's a classic, bravo!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:16 | 3745214 NotApplicable
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Have you ever noticed that people with those COEXIST stickers tend to drive like completely self-absorbed assholes?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:31 | 3745278 Meat Hammer
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Yes I have.  It's the I own the moral high ground because I'm a good liberal.  Now get the fuck outta my way, I'm trying to save the world style of driving.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:34 | 3745297 akak
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I love drafting behind them and sucking up the windblown remnants of their air of superiority.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 15:07 | 3746183 Overfed
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I love drafting behind them in a lifted Ford 1-ton crew cab 4X4 riding on 38" tires. The look on their face in the rear view mirror is something to behold.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:54 | 3745394 Hongcha
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LOLOLOL Meat Hammer is in top form today.

This diesel dyke will fit right into the coven with the other loathsome, hypocritic, shriveled, knuckle-slapping witches out here ... Pelosi Boxer and Feinstein.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:54 | 3745412 rosiescenario
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She'll fit right in here in Santa Cruz....even has the right hair style most women here seem to favor....

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:12 | 3745506 Meat Hammer
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She is one handsome woman.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:24 | 3744920 Cheeseus Sonofdog
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So loyal. Sacrifices to help us all. On a crusade to make America a better place. I am sure she would never abandon us for money and an ego stroke......

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:24 | 3744921 CheapBastard
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Cali needs a bailout badly from the Feds and who better then her to twist arms and shake down DC Congressmen for moar pork so the lifeguards out there can continue their $200,000/yr lifestyle and retire at 54.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:25 | 3744922 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.... Demon goblin woman,, my wish is to see you and your ilk on the gallows for the high crime of treason, before I die.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:25 | 3744924 Jumbotron
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Moving to the REAL capital of the U.S.S.A.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:42 | 3745024 DeadFred
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After the tsunami wipes out the East Coast the Left Coast will be the natural seat of power.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:53 | 3745089 el Gallinazo
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Wrong.  Denver.  Do the research.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:08 | 3745175 DeadFred
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A tsunami in Denver will be something to watch, that's for sure.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:13 | 3745197 Tsunami Wave
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Oh, absolutely. Trust me, I'd be the first to know.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:22 | 3745255 DeadFred
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But Google suggests you were talking about the continuity of government part, not the tsunami. A better choice I'm sure. Denver will have far fewer zombies than Berkeley

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:46 | 3745664 Jumbotron
Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:25 | 3744926 Tinky
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Never trusted neopolitan ice cream as a kid. My instincts were decent, I suppose.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:25 | 3744928 lakecity55
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Who will be the new Butch?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:25 | 3744930 Mad Mohel
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20 to 1 her first choice was the girls' gym coach gig.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:38 | 3744961 thedrickster
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The news, that involuntary, under-bleacher sticky fingers is now frowned upon must have been devastating.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:26 | 3744936 Navymugsy
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Perfect choice. A failing Nazi to run a once great university system. Look out below...

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:32 | 3744972 Navymugsy
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Glad to see you go! Take it Dee Dee:

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:27 | 3744941 Dr. Engali
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Rats jumping ship. The revolving door for these people is sickening.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:28 | 3744946 robochess
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How a lawyer, just a lawyer, became head of national security is beyond me, but then aren't lawyers the problem throughout governments? I guess it depends on what you mean by the word "is".

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:35 | 3744978 Mad Mohel
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As in, where the hell "IS" all the bullets this broad had stashed?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:45 | 3745037 Monedas
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Her vagina .... where no penis has ever been !

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 12:44 | 3745656 Colonel Klink
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Star queef?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:17 | 3745224 XitSam
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Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:30 | 3744953 sgorem
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i'm not so worried why this bitch-rat is leaving, just WHO in the hell is going to fill her fat ass seat at the table.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:30 | 3744955 Dr. Venkman
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Sexual Orientation announcement in 3...2...1...


Also, as head of that worthless Homeland Security outfit, you would think that she would have the courtesy to wait for a replacement before leaving our security apparatus swinging in the breeze rather than waking up one day and retiring.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:31 | 3744962 Seasmoke
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Sorry Janet . The people will still remember you. Getting out now, will not help you..

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:55 | 3745100 lakecity55
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and how, Spanky!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:31 | 3744965 aka Gil
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Gone from DHS is good but gone from the planet would be better. I didn't think Cali could become worse-off than it already is, but now behold their new higher education czar.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 15:11 | 3746194 Overfed
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It would be even better if the entire DHS were gone from the planet. Cocksuckers.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:31 | 3744966 IridiumRebel
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Let's see who the even more evil replacement will be.....



JOB REQUIREMENTS: US GOV seeks evil lawyer with Constitutional knowledge for undermining and destruction there of in the coming take over of people's rights turning them back into subjects from formerly free people. PLEASE BE RUTHLESS and able to type 100 words a minute while following the complete and total payload of orders from Dear Leader. NEVER SPEAK ILL of Dear Leader. Sycophants welcome. Apply at and bring your lips for ass kissing. We look forward to crushing freedom with you. 

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:31 | 3744969 Cheeseus Sonofdog
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I'm a cynic, but this may have more to do with the immigration bill. My guess is they nominate a "Republican" to take her job. One who will really really promise to secure the border if the other Republicans just pass the bill. Then once the bill is passed the new guy exposes his real colors.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:33 | 3744980 Richard Head
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Proof that incompetence and corruption rise to the top in Bizarro USA.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:34 | 3744984 Irwin Fletcher
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Well this sounds like a win for knowledge, truth, basic science, open access, and whatever other values the UC system claims to represent.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:38 | 3745009 IridiumRebel
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She should start by giving free tuition to all illegal alien students by raising the UC tuition on residents by 8-15%. They currently pay 46K a year, but I think they could handle 51-55K per year. We need more skilled workers in this country and supplanting tax paying residents for welfare grabbing illegals is the right way.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:35 | 3744995 loveyajimbo
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Perfect for the CA system... a stone liar, a transgender roach, a corrupt sow swine.  Elanor Norton as replacement?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:37 | 3744998 Divine Wind
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<--- Next DHS Sec will be openly gay

<--- Next DHS Sec will be Muslim

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:53 | 3745086 lakecity55
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Damn, it won't let me vote for both choices.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:37 | 3744999 Seasmoke
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OMG ! I just realized the Homeland is NOT secure today !!!!!!!!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:39 | 3745004 Monedas
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The "face" of higher education !   Barney Frank left because he wanted to spend more time with his "family" ?

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:43 | 3745008 Judge Crater
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Who knows how many millions of Americans were exposed to dangerous levels of radiation thanks to Napolitano's approval of hazardous body scanners.  Showing off a back scatter radiation scanner at an airport, a reporter asked her to step through it.  She refused.  No thorough safety testing was done on these scanners before they were rushed into service.  Michael Chertoff, the Bush Secretary of Homeland Security, made plenty of money representing the scanner manufacturer.  One test report showed that the back scatter scanner tested emitted ten times the safe level of radiation.  That report was first suppressed.  When someone released the information in this report, first Napolitano's flunkies said the testing was done incorrectly.  Within a few weeks of this damaging report receiving the light of day, Homeland Security stopped using the expensive radiation scanners.  This whole episode of declaring safe back scatter body scanners reminds me of then Enviromental Protection Agency Secretary Christine Todd Whitman saying on or about Serptember 17, 2001 that the area around the World Trade Center was safe, even as toxic smoke belched from deep under Ground Zero.  You can go to jail for lying to a federal official but the reverse is not the case, Feds can lie to you with impunity.  Obama even has a proposal allowing government agencies to lie to persons filing information requests under the Freedom of Information Act, so the agency can lie to the filer and tell the person the agency does not have the record requested under FOIA, to avoid providing the document in their files.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:52 | 3745080 lakecity55
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When the time comes, we had better use a whale-rated rope.


Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:18 | 3745225 LFMayor
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naw, if it's wrong it won't break, it will just pop off the head like a dandelion flower.  Good thangs!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:39 | 3745012 ThisIsBob
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In case you haven't noticed, the whole damn country is insane.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:43 | 3745026 mademesmile
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Come on guys, making fun of how someone looks is shallow. Her actions have enough material for mockery.

That being said, it's just another reason not to visit Cali.

The vineyards and the redwoods are about the only thing left pulling me in the other direction.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:44 | 3745035 Volaille de Bresse
Volaille de Bresse's picture

She's cute! I'd do her... <sarc>

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:08 | 3745169 edifice
edifice's picture

So much for breakfast...

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:18 | 3745233 LFMayor
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dude, that's one of hell of a drunk you tied on!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:47 | 3745048 Its Only Rock N Roll
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She is not leaving a sinking ship on her own accord, she has been asked to leave.  You can thank one Edward Snowden for her being voted off the island. 

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:22 | 3745252 XitSam
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I don't see the connection. NSA is part of DoD not DHS.

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