Boeing Craters On Another Burning Dreamliner; Deadly Train Crash In Paris

Tyler Durden's picture

UPDATE 2: Boeing chimes in:

UPDATE: Boeing stock now down over 6% from pre-news...

testing 50DMA...


First it was imploding peripheral bond markets, now Europe is closing off the weak with even worse news, following reports of a burning Ethiopian Airlines 787 Dreamliner in Heathrow as well as news of a commuter train crash in Paris with numerous trapped and 8 dead according to Parisien. Boeing stock getting monkeyhammered on this latest ongoing fiasco, which for Boeing's sake better not involve the Lithium batteries...

First this:

Bloomberg reveals it is a...surprise... Boeing 787:


Boeing stock crashing:

The Dreamliner in question:

And now this:

And from France24:

Picture of the train:






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Pladizow's picture

The American MSM will report the cause as South Korean culture!

jayman21's picture

I am affraid.  I want to gov't to do something.  I can just see the MSM headlines scaring the ....?



ACP's picture

Notice how the PPT swooped in and banged up the S&P right when that happened.

Derezzed's picture

At this point I wouldn't fly B787, even if it was "pissing whisky" ...

12ToothAssassin's picture

Train derailment? Looks more like some soccer (oops I mean futbol) hooligans tipped over a car...

12ToothAssassin's picture

The new tagline: Crushing hopes and dreams.

Joe Davola's picture

That's certain to cause confusion and delay.

Ident 7777 economy's picture




Or should that caption read:


"  Boing !  "




Jumbotron's picture

Never fear HFT algo's and POMO chickies........Boeing's Dreamliner Replacements are in the pipeline !!



tsx500's picture

or an obscure Youtube video

Gringo Viejo's picture

SKYHIGH AIRLINES: "We've Got Our Head In The Clouds."

12ToothAssassin's picture

"We're not happy until you're not happy"

Anusocracy's picture

Never Get There Airlines from Rocko's Modern Life.

mkhs's picture

Wonder Airlines.  If you get there alive, it will be a wonder.


Proudly stolen from Looney Tunes, early twentieth century.

Muppetrage's picture

He's that guy with the engine that runs on nothing, apparently this aircraft doesn't have that. He must be still keeping it secret.

RacerX's picture

religion of peace?

joego1's picture

Hist statement rings true. It will be interesting to see how the world reacts to this.

francis_sawyer's picture

Once you've mastered the art of Fiddling on Roofs ~ you're more slippery than a greased pig... [oh wait]...

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Because they are smart enough to know the difference between, legal and wet-job persecution.

Rhetorical question: Do you and your ilk have difficulty making that distinction?

Volaille de Bresse's picture

The end is near! REPENT! (and sell your gold to Uncle Ben)

Flakmeister's picture

Waiting for another Interstate bridge to collapse for a trifecta...

Just another form of looting or byproduct of it....

Inthemix96's picture

Domestic inteligence extremism.

Is all.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Sounds like a problem that is begging for the application of a potato peeler.

thismarketisrigged's picture

that is 2 boeing airplane crashes in less than a week.

boeing should be at 120 shortly.


its down today, but that will be short lived.


its amazing how boeing was at like 70 in jan and now its at 103 in july. 


no bubbles though, lol.



bankrun's picture

Krugman says: burning planes mean MOAR GROWTH! Do you know how many windows a plane has?

lakecity55's picture

This is what happens when you do not contribute enough to Chalky's campaign fund.


Besides, what do expect from a plane held together by glue?

Ident 7777 economy's picture






" that is 2 boeing airplane crashes in less than a week.



WHERE IS THAT 2nd CRASH? <br> (Looks like that plane above actually LANDED unless you WANTED some other outcome)



thismarketisrigged's picture

my bad, i wrote that at the time when i thought that todays was a crash also.


ill rephrase. 2 boeing incidents in less than a week

TrustWho's picture

boeing 787 today and pilots can not fly 777 yesterday?

Totentänzerlied's picture

They call it the Dreamliner cause it only works... in your dreams.

Coming to the US (actually already here).

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Also soon to be known as the Nightmairliner.

Temporalist's picture

Burning 666 Dreamfire

Burning 787 Steamflamer


thismarketisrigged's picture

i must say it is fun watching boeing stock crash on level 2. all the red flashes makes me happy

StychoKiller's picture

Boeing stawk:  "Controlled descent into terrain..."

Dubaibanker's picture

An explosion occured at a mosque in Birmingham in UK.

Has been called a terrorist attack by the police.


Tipton Mosque Blast: 'Nails Found' after Explosion in Birmingham Suburb


robertocarlos's picture

But blowing up your own mosque doesn't make any sense. Maybe it's insured?

Dr. Venkman's picture

Muslim Lightning doesn't have the same ring to it.

lakecity55's picture

"Has been called a terrorist attack by the police."

Wow, they are getting brazen. The deep state usually tries to hide these plans using cops to blow up stuff.

robertocarlos's picture

Probably some white kids. They know how to make crude pipe bombs containing nails.

Dubaibanker's picture


Its funny when a mosque blows up in UK or US, it is called a terrorist attack from the very first minute. But when it blows up in Pakistan or Syria or Iraq, it is not! Go figure!

For example, mostly they are called suicide bombers (I wonder how and why ordinary illiterate rural people became suicide bombers......hmmmmmm): (here they called 'terrorist suicide blast')

thismarketisrigged's picture

despite boeing accounting for nearly 6 percent of dows weighting, and being down now 6 percent, the dow is  only down a quarter of percent as a whole.


if boeing was not crashing, the dow would be flat. 


how pathetic, the bernanke put.

NoDebt's picture

The fallacy of broken windows/crashed airplanes?

All I know is Boeing just picked up 2 more orders on their books in a week.  Bullish.