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Drunk Goldman Banker Knocked Out For Screaming Racial Slurs, In Serious Condition

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As if the nation didn't have enough racial tension on the line with the Zimmerman trial about to leave many people on either side of the gaping racial/social/political divide very angry any minute, now the bankers are involved. And not just any bankers, but apparently ones from that universally lauded incubator of central planners, Goldman Sachs.

According to the Post, "a drunken man was punched out and sent to a hospital in serious condition last night after he yelled racial epithets at a couple quietly eating at a West Village burrito shop, cops and witnesses said. The violence went down at about 5:50 p.m. outside the Benny’s Burrito on the Greenwich Avenue and Jane Street. A black couple was sitting outside the Mexican joint when an intoxicated white man stumbled into their table. Douglas Reddish, 25, who was eating with his girlfriend, tried to help him regain his balance, cops said, and the wait staff came over to shoo the table crasher away.

This nigger wants to fight me!” the belligerent man yelled, cops said.  

Reddish knocked him out with a blow to the face, authorities said. "He was out cold. I thought he was dead," said Benny’s worker Robert Garcia.

A woman who spoke with the man before he was knocked out said he was upset over his wife leaving him and about his job at Goldman Sachs. But why would he be upset: has the market not been manipulated high enough to guarantee every banker in the US record high bonuses yet?  "I felt so bad," she said. "He could hardly walk." By all appearances, the Dow will have to hit 20,000 before Goldman bankers are no longer upset about their 7+ figure bonuses...

In the meantime, and as so often happens, the man who punched out the banker was promptly arrested:

When Reddish saw that the drunken man was bleeding profusely he fled the scene, leaving his girlfriend at the restaurant, cops said.

 

Police arrested him shortly after and charged him with assault for attacking the man, believed to be in his 30s.

 

The angry white man was taken to Beth Israel Hospital, authorities said.

Well, if Goldman and its employees are really desperate to antagonize society and split it not only along wealth lines (Jamie Dimon is already lapping most in that regard with his "That's why i am richer than you" comment from several months ago), but add race to the mix, usually quite an explosive combination, then by all means keep on keeping on.

 

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Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:16 | 3748531 yellowsub
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Mama says knock you out!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:21 | 3748555 Charles Nelson ...
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Good to know GS employees are working their asses off on a Friday and hitting the bar at noon.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:25 | 3748576 LetThemEatRand
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So anyone want to take odds that said Nig... is going to be charged with a hate crime or charged with using a weapon of mass destruction and sent to federal prison?

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:31 | 3748589 FinalCollapse
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Just another Stonecutter doing God's work...

LTER - yes, I agree. And good luck in the NYC kangaroo courts.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:07 | 3748767 smlbizman
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im betting he's pissed cause he cant get the rest of paula deens secret meat ingredient to her famous black hot chili...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:19 | 3748813 TeamDepends
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Stay classy Goldman!  Dimon would have kneed him in the jewels.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:30 | 3748851 Pladizow
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To bad it wasnt Blankfein!

That nigga did God's work!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:50 | 3748904 James_Cole
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With all the security cameras & cellphones there MUST be a video of this somewhere.

Anyway, it's not often that people do exactly the right thing at exactly the right time for exactly the right reasons. Hats off to Reddish. 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:03 | 3748925 LetThemEatRand
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Lloyd is reviewing the videos as we speak in the Mayor's office, looking for one that makes his guy look like the victim.  If such a video exists, it will be released and the others will be mysteriously deleted (like the videos around the pentagon on 9/11 that can't seem to be found).

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:05 | 3748936 James_Cole
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Look forward to it, until then this will have to suffice. Only bad thing is this guy didn't get KTFO. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtsNpa-Y_8k

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:14 | 3748965 benb
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One Rothschild merc/domestic enemy down. Send in the U.S. Army round up the rest of the scum. This on top of Janet "The Bull" fleeing Homeland Security yesterday. I'd say that's Hope and Change.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:18 | 3748972 TeamDepends
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She'll fit right in as top bull-dyke at UC....

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:28 | 3748998 benb
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The surest way to manipulate the social fabric is through a rigged educational system. I'm sure the subversive un-american Mr. Napolitano will continue with her antics at the once great U.C. system... and I suspect we have yet to hear the real reason why she made her "un-expected" announcement yesterday.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:15 | 3749140 economics9698
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Any NYC lawyers reading ZH that want to represent that hero?  We can take up a collection, I will donate. 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 21:02 | 3749552 phyuckyiu
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"The angry white man was taken to Beth Israel Hospital, authorities said."
Chosen One vs. Black Man. That was never going to end well, especially in NYC. Talk about a fight you can't lose. I would donate to the lawyer fund as well.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 02:30 | 3750585 Transformer
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Didn't Voltaire say something like

"I disagree completely with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it"?

After all, free speech doesn't mean just the freedom to say things that we like or agree with.  It means letting assholes give their racist opinions, too.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 03:37 | 3750659 dunce
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Good point, if the black guy called the white guy a cracker honky and got decked, would the legal end game be the same?

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 12:08 | 3751396 ATM
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No. White guy can sue black guy but black guy will never have to pay.

 

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 21:54 | 3752998 strannick
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Yes we have to defend the right of the white guy to chirp racism at the black guy, but we also have to defnd the right of the black guy to beat the living shit out of the white guy. The real crime here is that the black guy felt he had to run, when he should have been trashing talking the white guy in his ear while he laid there.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 03:59 | 3750686 All Risk No Reward
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So...  let me get this right.

1. Steal trillions
2. Run fraudulent Dent Money Tyranny designed to bankrupt and impoverish society
3. Sell toxic trash as AAA to pension funds and others
4. Call citizens Muppets and laugh about ripping their face off
5. Commit perjury to steal people's homes.
Etc...

...and nothing.

But...  call a man a name and he risks the chance of a murder charge.

We are so totally forked as a society.

Our value system is as toxic as Goldman Sach's derivatives.  Maybe more so.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 06:19 | 3750709 All Risk No Reward
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On a more technical note, did the Golmanite try and go "Matrix" thinking he was Anderson Silva?

Whoops, I guess he missed Silva's last fight.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 14:33 | 3751846 Colonel Klink
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You pretty much have it right.  Have no fear he'll get fair treatment in the NY tribal court system.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 06:47 | 3750786 Zero Hung
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No no... you got it all wrong. You see in boxing, this is about the only time a black man looks forward to a judge's decision.

Anyway, this is what the disciple doing God's work remembers:

"The electricity is everywhere tonight. 'Goldman Balboa', the 50 to 1 underdog, is living the Cinderella story that has captured the imagination of people all over the world. To quote a popular financial magazine, the fighting style could be called 'The Caveman versus the Drunken Master'. From the increase in sound, the challenger is now approaching the ring... his record is 0 wins, 50 consecutive losses by way of knockout...

The Champ stings the slower, drunken master with jabs at will. It appears Goldman Balboa blocks 99% of the blows with his face...oh my! Balboa's pencil neck has been snapped by a vicious one-two combo! Goldman is out cold! It's all over!"

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 21:16 | 3749586 strannick
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Free Bennys Burrito Black Man

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 22:10 | 3749685 eatthebanksters
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That GS slapdick was in serious condition even before he got donkey punched...what a fuckin loser...

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 01:21 | 3750443 Bolweevil
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I love this place.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:29 | 3749002 FEDbuster
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She can run, but she can't hide.  I am sure there is a "list", and she is on it.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:43 | 3749035 WarriorClass
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Yes, along with many others.  

But remember they have their lists too, and they are already acting on them.

http://americandictators.blogspot.com/

 

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:47 | 3749038 FEDbuster
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Yes they are.

Free Adam Kokesh

www.freeadam.net

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:12 | 3749131 economics9698
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Someone get that N……. bail and the best lawyer in NYC for free, please.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 18:56 | 3749327 DeadFred
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Going to need one.

"Hello Mr Clapper, I'm calling for Goldman Sachs. What do you have on a Douglas Reddish, 25 years old.?"

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:51 | 3749059 Randall Cabot
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I bet the guy said negro, it's hard to say negro when you're drunk.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:17 | 3748968 dryam
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Reddish arrested?! WTF?

This country is insane.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:21 | 3748977 Dangertime
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Well, nigger isn't a racist term anymore right?  Neither is "cracka" right?  Right???

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:52 | 3749060 flacon
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Up here in Canada we don't have any niggers. That's a strictly American phenomenom. 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 19:15 | 3749353 MontgomeryScott
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I just thought of a 'racict' joke:

A drunk Jewish bankster walks up to a black couple at a Mexican restaurant,...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:56 | 3749069 villainvomit
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When someone calls you a name, you do not instantly inherit the right to assault.  That's a big problem in this country.....people that think they can do whatever they want...from wall st to the concrete jungle to the projects.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 18:11 | 3749242 disabledvet
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"it was an emotional reaction. a spontaneous response. he really had no control of himself at the time. his girlfriend was there. the guy was billigerant. it's not like he knew him Judge." "Judge...we can't have this our New York. Some people was be allowed to be drunk and scream epithets and racial slurs at people who are otherwise minding there own business. We call these people "the important people" your honor. You know the drill."

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 18:28 | 3749276 James_Cole
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That's a big problem in this country.....people that think they can do whatever they want...

Yeah, like yell racist epithets at otherwise peaceful strangers trying to enjoy a burritto. Thank God for street justice. 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 19:52 | 3749414 MontgomeryScott
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VILLIANVOMIT:

You have obviously not lived in reality.

Have you ever heard the term, 'Them's fightin' words'?

ALL WARS start with words. Words lead to ideas, and ideas to actions. Calling a negro a 'fucking nigger' in front of his girlfriend, after you (the black man) try to help him gain his composure, after he shows up randomly at an outside Cafe where you (the black man) are eating lunch with her, might tend to piss a person off (the racial issue is not the important one). I would have clocked the prick as well; NO DOUBT!

Of course, being black in Manhattan and hitting a white guy is like a white guy running into an alley where a pickup basketball game is being played in South Central, and yelling, 'NIGGER!'. See 'Kentucky Fried Movie' for more details.

Some banksters get the feeling that they can say, do, or feel any way they want (drunk or sober). Alcohol only AMPLIFIES their psychic actions (lowers their inhibitions).

Your argument seems to be trying to attack the one who was offended, instead of the offender.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 12:12 | 3751404 villainvomit
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Oh I have lived in reallity.  Fights over nigger, honkey cracker spic sandnigger wetback is bullshit.  Like I said earlier, someone calling you a name does not give you the right to attack.   Fights are for the schoolyard.     I don't give a fuck about your feelings and your pride.  Grow up. 

Take responsibility for your actions....was it smart to yell nigger, prolly not....doesn't make him due a hospital stay, 

Touch someone for words and they might just touch you back, just sayin.

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 20:52 | 3749537 SunRise
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But it wasn't assault:  "Sir, I intend thee no harm, but thou standest where I'm about to swing".

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 00:18 | 3750224 merizobeach
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VV, you are technically correct about the legality of the situation.  Reddish was (and may still be) well within his rights to sue the goldmanite for his inappropriate behavior as well as file a criminal complaint for public drunkenness or perhaps even some sort of hate crime.  We may hope that he has the resources to pursue such ends.  Now, as he has taken upon himself to pursue 'street justice'--with a very mild and lenient application in my opinion--he must face the imperial state's consequences for usurping their (corrupt) authority to trail (and acquittal) of the offender, and for that, he will face some manner of assault charges, plus whatever else may be trumped up or dredged up against him, not to mention any more clandestine punishments/reprisals from brethren goldmanites.  It'll be interesting to see the video; hopefully the scumbag bankster made first contact or some other blantant offense in addition to his comments.

The completely other side of this issue is personal sovereignty versus deferral/acquiescence to statism.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:07 | 3748941 Chupacabra-322
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One down, many more to come. I can't wait.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:13 | 3748961 FEDbuster
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Upward palm strike to the nose, elbow to the throat.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:12 | 3749128 Chupacabra-322
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Naa, I'll keep it real simple. .45acp to the liver & watch the Banksters bleed to death.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 19:24 | 3749365 Jendrzejczyk
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Self censoring an up-vote for fear it will be used against me in a court of law.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 21:41 | 3749639 DaddyO
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That's how it's done in the Gunshine State, just ask GZ...

DaddyO

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:39 | 3749181 Cacete de Ouro
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1 down, 32500 to go. Rack em up!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:10 | 3748950 FEDbuster
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Fight Club moved to patio at Benny's Burrito on Friday nights?

 

 

Free Adam Kokesh

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 19:35 | 3749386 Jendrzejczyk
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Love Adam's involvement in the danceathon protests in DC. Sounds like a silly thing at first blush, but seeing jackboots in action for dancing around a monument is VERY indicative of where this country is.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 01:13 | 3750414 FEDbuster
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Yes the "no dancing at the Thomas Jefferson Memorial" was reveling on many levels. 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:05 | 3749106 eatapeach
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Lloyd loyal? To a person?

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:29 | 3749000 grid-b-gone
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There's always Venezuela.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:31 | 3748852 Bananamerican
Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:22 | 3748983 LooseLee
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Ha, ha. That 'little person' (sarc) Dimon couldn't knock the wind out of a child....

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 20:51 | 3749531 CPL
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I wouldn't put it past him to steal their lollipop.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:29 | 3748594 gmrpeabody
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"he fled the scene, leaving his girlfriend at the restaurant"

Why would they charge such a brave man...?

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:38 | 3748640 johngaltfla
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Dear Tyler Perry,

 

You are not funny.

 

A black man knocking out a bankster?

 

Now THAT'S funny.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:38 | 3748641 Totentänzerlied
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Don't speak of what you don't know. He dared to usurp the powers of Bloomberg's private army and from that moment his fate was sealed. Serfs are not permitted to settle disputes as they wish, it's for your own good, slave.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:46 | 3748679 Herd Redirectio...
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Yes, he was taking the protecting and serving into his own hands, and you can't have that.

Next thing you know there might be a reduction in things like crime, or even worse, white collar crime, if people keep taking things into their own hands like this!  /s

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 19:54 | 3749423 GeezerGeek
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At least no bystanders became collateral damage, as sometimes happen when New York's Finest try to handle the situation.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 23:03 | 3749934 zhandax
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+10  one of the least hazardous apprehensions since bloom b became mayor....

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:52 | 3748705 Pooper Popper
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Im jealous...Id love to punch out a banker.

 

 

 

 

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:20 | 3748815 e_goldstein
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with brass knuckles.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:46 | 3748893 I am more equal...
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....in his balls.

Again and again in case I missed the first three hundred times.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:27 | 3748995 aint no fortuna...
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by a 36" Louisville slugger

btw, where's that pissed off dude from NC who used to beat up PC's and most of his barn with a baseball bat been? Tylers! Bring back the pissed off guy's videos!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:35 | 3749008 HowardBeale
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...chainsaw.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:50 | 3749053 FEDbuster
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walstreetpro2 from Youtube, Kevin seems to have been "retired".

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 18:11 | 3749240 espirit
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Douglas Reddish should be made welcome to Fight Club, I for one would like to learn his technique.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 14:18 | 3751800 aint no fortuna...
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wood chipper, like in "Fargo"

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 03:32 | 3750148 Flagit
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Im jealous...Id love to punch out a banker.

well, here is your chance....repost.

o anyone want to take odds that said Nig... is going to be charged with a hate crime or charged with using a weapon of mass destruction and sent to federal prison?

the fuck if he is. we are going to fund his legal defense. get up you bastards!! you come here every day talkin shit about how you are ready to fight. well, now is your chance. i want a legal defense fund set up and a hard as nails attorney to see it through. its fucking goldman for christ sakes, do SOMETHING!  with crowd-sourcing, this can go viral fast!

who wants in on this project? who is willing to donate. im off to check out some crowd-sourcing websites right now. the timing is too perfect. we can ride the momentum of the zimmerman verdict as the black community really needs a hero right now, hell, we ALL do. im sure goldman is quaking in their bruno magli's with all the posts you guys make here. fucking do something that will make an impact. this is your proxy war, fight THEM, through HIM. all from the comfort of your easy chair. "You'll go NOW, mister!" -  Cadet Eugene Tackleberry.

seriously now, sound off. whos in?

support Douglas Reddish.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/legal-defense-fund-for-douglas-reddish...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:47 | 3748896 ziggy59
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He was frontrunning... His algos said get the fuck outa there!!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:31 | 3748606 HowardBeale
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Goldman has their own drone fleet. Maybe we could pay this guy to hide out at Bernanke's house...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:37 | 3748866 Kirk2NCC1701
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Let's see...

GS guys don't lack in self-confidence (arrogant, vain?), and often 'crash' from the long hrs.

Sometimes GS guys get drunk. Some drunks are happy drunks, some are ugly drunks. This one is an ugly drunk.

Ugly drunk provokes (black) guy, who levels him. As seen on TV (old Western staple).

The retaliator also does not think either, and runs.

The LEAs have a new case, bullish for job security.

ZH has a red meat issue, bullish for blogs and site hits.

Most bloggers re-affirm existing world views, adapted to this event.

I think that covers it. Yawn. Non-story for me.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 19:27 | 3749371 MontgomeryScott
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I seem to recall an incident when we were at Space Station K7, and that drunken Klingon kept provoking me. I took it for a little while, but every man has his limits. Di ya ken, laddie?

Sorry about the ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrzdKzQTf8

No, you are NO KIRK that I know!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:31 | 3749004 orangedrinkandchips
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youre right...insult to injury.....let the black guy go...he did a NOBLE DEED!

 

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 18:18 | 3749261 LoneCapitalist
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He resorts to violence when he doesnt like what someone said. Then he runs away and leaves his girlfriend behind. Yup, sounds pretty noble.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 03:33 | 3750121 Flagit
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So anyone want to take odds that said Nig... is going to be charged with a hate crime or charged with using a weapon of mass destruction and sent to federal prison?

the fuck if he is. we are going to fund his legal defense. get up you bastards!! you come here every day talkin shit about how you are ready to fight. well, now is your chance. i want a legal defense fund set up and a hard as nails attorney to see it through. its fucking goldman for christ sakes, do SOMETHING!  with crowd-sourcing, this can go viral fast!

who wants in on this project? who is willing to donate. im off to check out some crowd-sourcing websites right now. the timing is too perfect. we can ride the momentum of the zimmerman verdict as the black community really needs a hero right now, hell, we ALL do. im sure goldman is quaking in their bruno magli's with all the posts you guys make here. fucking do something that will make an impact. this is your proxy war, fight THEM, through HIM. all from the comfort of your easy chair. "You'll go NOW, mister!" -  Cadet Eugene Tackleberry.

seriously now, sound off. whos in?

support Douglas Reddish.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/legal-defense-fund-for-douglas-reddish...

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 16:06 | 3752143 overbet
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Why would you fund this animals legal fees? A guy at the traffic light this morning gave me the finger because he was in my blind spot and I nearly merged into him before hearing his horn. Can I fucking ram him with my car and put him in the hospital because he insulted me? If I did would you fund my legal fees?

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 12:50 | 3751520 Gift Whores
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Rumor has it if Obama had a white child, the drunk guy would look exactly like him.

I think a case could be made for profiling drunk white guys.  Add GS into the mix and BAM!

Neoracism.

Where's the media when you need them most.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:27 | 3748583 Skateboarder
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My cousin was an analyst at GS. They worked him 18 hours a day. I stayed with him for a night while passing through NY and he didn't even get time to have lunch with me. Waited for him to come home till 4 in the morning and chatted for 20 minutes before bed. He went back to work at 9.

There are several levels of bankers. Some are bled dry for the liesure of others.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:34 | 3748623 orez65
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Oh, gee!!

I feel so sympathetic for your cousin!

But, fuck him and every banker in the world.

They all work for a criminal, though legalized, organization the "fractional reserve banking system".

They are counterfeiters who are destroying the US Dollar.

Fuck them all!!

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:47 | 3748686 Skateboarder
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I have been putting off the morality of banking conversation with him for a while now. You are not surprised how immersed into the illusion most people are, so why do you think the cuz or any of his colleagues in the banking system actually know that they are doing wrong. They don't.

And even if you told them, it is unlikely they will walk away from banking.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:33 | 3748856 Cathartes Aura
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it's the same sort of jawb as the MIC is - profit off the backs of others, up to and including killing innocents, which poverty can do as well - the sooner everyone who understands this STEPS UP and stops being polite, the sooner we can get this show on the road.  stop supporting the machine, and let others know you DON'T.

by the way, loved this,

There are several levels of bankers. Some are bled dry for the liesure of others.

the truths will out.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 20:10 | 3749451 Jendrzejczyk
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98% of my customers work for the MIC, the FED gov or other government contractors. The other 2% get get their money by working for those same people. I justify my existence by saying I actually work with my hands and produce something valuable every day. Reality is, I indirectly steal from all of you every day.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 00:36 | 3750308 merizobeach
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I'm going to let you off the hook morally for your so-called 'stealing'.  The government is morally guilty for coercing and stealing that money from the public, and the public is morally guilty of acquiescing to a known immoral entity, making them then further guilty of complicity in the state's abuses of power and acts of aggression.  You may be guilty of offering material support to a known immoral entity, but syphoning money from such an entity is not the immoral action.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:44 | 3749189 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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"...it is unlikely they will walk away from banking."

Yeah, it would be like leaving the Mob!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 18:39 | 3749295 YC2
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Right, I totally get that it is a huge achievement to get there that required intense focus, And He basically won one of life's games at the highest level. This line of thinking does not include (and may effectively preclude) thinking of the moral implications of ones work.

And also, some are OK with "hate the game not the player". I mean, how do you rack up the most doomer points by buying the most gold, guns and farmland? Doesn't hurt to make a shit ton of money...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:23 | 3748827 kchrisc
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Not going to get better for him or them when TEOTWAWKI comes.

Many will have no sympathy or mercy for any and all banksters.

If you part of the crime, you are short on time.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:26 | 3748990 LooseLee
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How can one join this 'TEOTWAWKI' club? I'm certain many ZH's would like to be part of this 'cleansing' movement....

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:35 | 3751304 kchrisc
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"Stack, stock and load" I.e. prepare.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:10 | 3749121 eatthebanksters
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Now now Orez, there are some good bankers...they just don't work for the TBTF banks and GS.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:54 | 3749207 justamousesquared
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I feel for your cousin the same way I feel for concentration camp guards.

you may be a small part of the machine, but you are still a part of the machine.

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 00:54 | 3750357 Zero Debt
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Anyone who takes out a loan from a fractional reserve bank or makes a deposit is contributing to the decreased value of the currency.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:36 | 3748634 Dingleberry
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Was cuz making 6 figures for all those hours? How old was he....25?

Will he be a multi-millionaire at 35?

He has my deepest sympathies. 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:46 | 3748666 Jack Burton
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My daughter's friend form equestrian school and college, graduated and got hired by Royal Bank Of Scotland at age 24. He is now approaching 30 and a very rich young man. Owns two farms, one out east one in the mid west for his horses, a condo  in Mass. and a holiday home in upstate New York. Mind you, he isn't 30 yet. That means around 5 years on the job and he is set for life, in a bank that is Bankrupt and a ward of the British taxpayer. Believe it, I know this for a fact! Cause I know him personally and have since he was 10 years old.

Go figure, start at 24 and a project manager at age 26! I know he is a smart kid, but he ain't that smart! Trust me, he ain't THAT smart. What goes on in this banking world of unlimited riches? I don't know, but have no sympathy for this pricks. it is your money that supplies them the good life!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:49 | 3748692 Herd Redirectio...
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Those that are living unusually high above the mean at the moment will experience the most trauma from reversion to the mean.

Fraud, theft, lying, this every day stuff isn't going to go on forever.  Justice will return.  At least I hope so.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:25 | 3748833 kchrisc
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Justice will return in the form of a guillotine.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:24 | 3748987 dryam
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If natural laws of economics were in place, banking would be extremely competitive and it would not be very profitable.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:27 | 3748996 ebear
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"Justice will return in the form of a guillotine."

 

Or an angry black man

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:31 | 3748845 Marco
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How do you suggest we exact justice on these people? They are so rich that rent seeking alone can supply their lifestyle regardless of how badly the economy performs. The collapse of paper won't take the smart ones among them down, it's a method of theft ... not where they store their wealth. Their crimes are so obfusciated that the law can't touch them any more either.

There are only two roads to touch these fuckers ... taxation and guillotines, pick your poison.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:40 | 3749021 HowardBeale
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Guillotine them all; tax the ones that live.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:51 | 3748699 fonzannoon
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some guy stumbles up hammered to a table, falls over, yells racial insult at patron trying to help him, gets knocked da fuck out. 

sounds like the situation worked itself out on it's own. too bad the guy fled. He should have stayed, waited for the guy to wake up and made sure the guy had to look him in the eye in a more sober, beaten down state of mind

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:26 | 3748834 Gazooks
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'should have stayed, waited for the guy to wake up'

 

you don't live in NYC

def ain't black

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:43 | 3748871 fonzannoon
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i'm in NYC all the time. Live just outside it. He was going to get arrested either way. it was actually safer for him to have stayed put than get hunted down and accidented.

the guy was not going to wake up. i was wrong about that.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:13 | 3748959 ParkAveFlasher
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B probably took a walk around the block to cool off before stomping that bitch's face into the curb. Cops show up before he comes back, aaaand fleeing the scene.  There was no chase, btw.

The brothers take ladies to sidewalk cafes to show them off and have smooveness in the village.  Wanker comes along and lights a firecracker on what was until then a laid back village affair.

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:42 | 3748881 Cursive
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@Gazooks

We're all blacks now, bitchez!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:55 | 3748912 ToNYC
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Lesson learned for the reactor's gf. Drift away from the font of lies and then do it faster and faster. She didn't learn from history after the instant Reichstag fire in 1933, and the Spanish Inquisition breaking out whenever, just can't tell when.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:05 | 3748759 Skateboarder
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Many feels, JB, many feels.

It also has a lot do with how willing you are to step on another's neck, and how hard. I know my cuz, he's a good man, not willing to directly step on the necks of others. That prevents him from ascending the ladder, because one needs to be a cutthroat fuck in order to climb those ladders. But one needs to evaluate the morality of even indirectly stepping on the necks of others, and that is where I cannot excuse him.

These people simply take the illusion at face value and run with it. The illusion obfuscates what exactly our riches actually are, so you got all these fools chasing fiat because "lots of fiat = lots of success."

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:09 | 3748772 Dingleberry
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Jack, I watched a show about financial quants on PBS.

One of the guys interviewed was a former banking bigshot who left it all to become an oyster or clam fisherman.

He said he eats like a dozen of these oysters everyday while harvesting them. No one else in the world would eat that many because they don't handle buckets of them daily like he did.

He said that's how bankers get all this money. It's not genius. At all.

It's just that when millions and billions come thru your hands everyday, you are going to get plenty of cash for yourself just by osmosis.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:43 | 3748883 Cathartes Aura
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now multiply that by all the .gov agencies & their shadow funds via cocaine, heroin, etc.

maybe it's past due time to revise the notion that he who has the money gets accorded respect.

I'd rather live simply in truth, than high on the hog, on the backs of others.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 17:20 | 3749149 Gon2Marz
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The documentary Dingleberry is referring to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed2FWNWwE3I

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 22:36 | 3749809 ToNYC
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"...just by osmosis." Osmosis is where your time went chasing their money down the rabbit hole in your sycophantastic brain. Noboby rides for free. Cash, grass, or ass works the osmosis machine on the street like everywhere else on this planet.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:23 | 3748826 e_goldstein
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His clients must be moving a lot of cocaine.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:55 | 3748910 Uncle Remus
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Only wants to know the payment, not the price. And the price always involves your soul.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:53 | 3748712 Skateboarder
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Probably making 6figs, I never asked. And yes, he was 25-26 at that time. The 'bonus' was likely as much as my own salary.

MBAs, they do something to ya.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:45 | 3748886 Cathartes Aura
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their is a similar demographic involved here, there's something the majority of them have in common. . .

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:15 | 3748795 Kirk2NCC1701
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Are the filtering criteria purely on merit, or do other factors matter?

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:30 | 3748596 Max Hunter
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Damn.. I would have paid $20 to see that..

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:39 | 3748645 mrdenis
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I would pay U 20 bucks tomorrow  to see that today ......

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:43 | 3748884 Bananamerican
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we ALL paid 7 Trillion to see that

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 18:07 | 3749230 sgt_doom
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Banker down!

Banker down!

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 23:42 | 3750089 The Gooch
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Revenge of the Muppets!

They're coming for you GS scum. 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 23:45 | 3750103 Tabarnaque
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Strangely enough we didn't have a gold smash last Friday Afternoon. Instead we had a Goldman employee smashed! What a great reversal isn't it? Could this be the early stage of a new and long lasting trend?! 

Sun, 07/14/2013 - 03:33 | 3750165 Flagit
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i hate spamming, but this is different....repost

 

   So anyone want to take odds that said Nig... is going to be charged with a hate crime or charged with using a weapon of mass destruction and sent to federal prison?

the fuck if he is. we are going to fund his legal defense. get up you bastards!! you come here every day talkin shit about how you are ready to fight. well, now is your chance. i want a legal defense fund set up and a hard as nails attorney to see it through. its fucking goldman for christ sakes, do SOMETHING!  with crowd-sourcing, this can go viral fast!

who wants in on this project? who is willing to donate. im off to check out some crowd-sourcing websites right now. the timing is too perfect. we can ride the momentum of the zimmerman verdict as the black community really needs a hero right now, hell, we ALL do. im sure goldman is quaking in their bruno magli's with all the posts you guys make here. fucking do something that will make an impact. this is your proxy war, fight THEM, through HIM. all from the comfort of your easy chair. "You'll go NOW, mister!" -  Cadet Eugene Tackleberry.

seriously now, sound off. whos in?

support Douglas Reddish.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/legal-defense-fund-for-douglas-reddish...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:25 | 3748573 imapopulistnow
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never......."

oh never mind.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:27 | 3748578 Dingleberry
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The banker drunkenly thought he was at Paula Deen's restaurant. 

Oops.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:33 | 3748615 nmewn
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lol...now see, here's the thing.

"Creepy ass cracka's" have proven beyond a shadow of doubt that they can take a punch...Wall Street bankers, not so much.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:45 | 3748671 disabledvet
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"thin skinned wall street bankers" does strike me as an oxymoron as well. same goes for a "media outlet from New York that's just too loud for New Yorkers"? well LADEEDA then! "this New York City now! Tea is served at 2:00 PM sharp or else!" apparently. what next? playing bridge at Yankee Stadium? no wonder there will never be another Roger Clemons. Chin music is Verboten in that town!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:30 | 3748597 Deathrips
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Mama Said Instigate A Race War...Mamma Obamma!

 

*Fuck You Goldman Sach of Piss!

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:01 | 3748746 caconhma
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<As if the nation didn't have enough racial tension on the line with the Zimmerman trial about to leave many people on either side of the gaping racial/social/political divide very angry any minute>

There will be a very bloody ending with very many Americans being slaughtered. The good news is that the losers will have nowhere to run or hide.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:47 | 3748843 TheGardener
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"tried to help him regain his balance, cops said"

Standard door mans speak. Cops will go along, standard protocol.

Beat the shit out of withey and have your fiancee as a witness and just keep mumbling what you have for dinner.

Tried and proofed in Europe , where the invaders are beyond
the law but fighting back is a racial attack.

What`s up on Tyler`s , racial issues being banned for anti-christ`s sake, why not refrain from reporting on race related incidents?

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 16:31 | 3749005 krispkritter
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Benny's, formerly known as "Nacho Mama's"...they had a great tuna taco.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 21:42 | 3749642 sgorem
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so, let me get this straight, we have a drunk white guy being ko'd by a black guy in front of a mexican burrito factory and then sent to a jewish hospital? God works in mysterious ways, but always with a reason.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:18 | 3748532 francis_sawyer
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Better take his comment posting priviledges away on ZH... [but it's OK if he keeps stealing your money since he works for Goldman]... Beth Israel Hospital will piece him back together again in no time...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:23 | 3748564 tmosley
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Sounds like you have a case of collectivist butthurt there, friend.

I would suggest a strong dose of judging people according to their individual character, with a side of manning the fuck up.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:40 | 3748650 Totentänzerlied
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The point passed over your head at Mach 1.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:52 | 3748682 francis_sawyer
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mosley ~ "collective" is what you get upon achieving impossible mathematical asymmetries...

~~~

Anyway, fuck that ~ Let's review [what's relevant HERE]:

- A guy gets knocked out because he's calling someone a "nigger"...

- He works for Goldman...

- Every single fucking day, Goldman is criticized on ZH...

- they're criticized for basically one reason...

- the guy gets transported to Beth Israel Hospital [which, I assume, has a staff of fine doctors & nurses, whereby, I jest about 'putting Humpty Dumpty back together again so he can go back to his fine job, & hopefully get well enough to get drunk again next week & find another group of ethnics to harass]...

What's wrong with my summary?... Furthermore ~ Please explain to me what I'm supposed to "man up" to...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:55 | 3748724 fonzannoon
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this has absolutely nothing to do with goldman sachs. 

A drunk dude said the wrong word to the wrong guy, and nature took it's course. 

that's all that is relevant. He should not have fled. There should be no need for authorities to get involved.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:03 | 3748741 francis_sawyer
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Well then I guess you can blame 'Tyler'... [becaused that's how Tyler reported it]... Drunk Goldman Banker...

& look at the tag lines...

 

 

Tyler should have NEVER mentioned anything about GS... This story should have never been on ZH...

~~~

As for me... I'm going to respond to stories as the data 'within' the stories dictates...

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:07 | 3748770 fonzannoon
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if he was a sales rep for some pharm company making 6 figures to buy off doctors to sell some shitty drug this would not be on here.

This dipshit banker kid is just the mud butt of the banking system. Waste of time. I agree with you.

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:20 | 3748789 francis_sawyer
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If "ifs" & "buts" were candy & nuts...

~~~

So I guess we'll leave it at that... But my SUMMARY remains as follows:

- Tyler posts a thread

- I make my usual sardonic comment [using data within the thread]

- mosley interprets that as me needing to "man up" about something

- you come in [like Norm], order a beer, & start singing the first verse of kumbaya

~~~

Typical fucking day on the new & improved PILLOW FIGHT CLUB

[12,000 page views... within 50 minutes... on a summer Saturday... I guess it's a pretty dull topic...]

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:20 | 3748814 fonzannoon
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Bah. This whole thing is retarded. my apologies. have at it

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:21 | 3748817 fonzannoon
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Bah. This whole thing is retarded. my apologies. have at it

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:08 | 3748763 nmewn
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Thats about the size of it, of course Bloomberg probably has standing orders to arrest anyone caught eating a high fat-high sodium meal.

Reddish never had a chance ;-)

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:07 | 3748768 U4 eee aaa
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Maybe it has everything to do with GS. How do we know that the attitude of entitlement via the .gov having their back is not seeping into their general character? Maybe what is spoken behind closed doors has finally slipped out due to some liquid courage

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:09 | 3748776 fonzannoon
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in NYC there are a thousand other companies that employ the same type of character displayed by this dipshit. 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 15:44 | 3748885 Motorboat
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Who gives a fuck?  The facts are the facts in this story and that's what people are comenting on, dimwit.

 

Sat, 07/13/2013 - 14:49 | 3748693 freet0pian
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I agree on your point about individuality, but he's still working for the counterfeiters.

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