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Friday Humor: US Citizens 'Just' Want To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, & Entertained At All Times

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/02/2013 16:42 -0400

Fact or Fiction: In a new report released Wednesday, Americans indicated that when it comes to what they expect from their country, all they really want is to be safe, happy, rich, comfortable, and entertained at absolutely all times.

Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times

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