This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Tyler Durden's picture

Death Watch: Banking System





Or at least according to Nouriel Roubini. The NYU professor and longtime pessimist fired the latest shot across the bow of the financial house of cards. His claim: financial losses from the credit crisis may reach $3.6 trillion, suggesting the banking system is "effectively insolvent."

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Barclays Crazy Rollercoaster Stock Price Ride





After dropping as low as $6/share, BCS recovered most of its losses and traded as high as $8, before dropping again. Barclays management "We know of no justifcation for share-price decline". It also expects to report pre-tax profit well ahead of the $5.3bn analyst estimates...

Well, we shall see

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Investment Idea That Gets You Points With the Ladies





The market is crashing, the S&P will hit 500 soon, Sotheby's stock is plummeting: is there any way to invest in artistic assets in this environment? Our recommendation - get on the prebuy list for Geoffrey Raymond.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Death Watch: Greece, and What Its Default Could Mean





The biggest threat to the U.S. Obama rally and the miracle recovery proposed by Democrats in the $825 billion bail out package may possibly reside about 6,000 miles away in Greece.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Death Watch: Banking System





Or at least according to Nouriel Roubini. The NYU professor and longtime pessimist fired the latest shot across the bow of the financial house of cards. His claim: financial losses from the credit crisis may reach $3.6 trillion, suggesting the banking system is "effectively insolvent."

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Bernierama Zionist Conspiracy? Jewish Billionaires Say No





Mortimer Zuckerman and Michael Steinhard are quoted as saying this whole Madoff ponzi shizzle "shouldn't be considered a Jewish scandal just because there were a large number of Jewish victims".

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Inter Milan Coach Telling Head Striker He Is Fat





In totally unrelated news, Jose Mourinho, coach of Italian soccer powerhouse Inter Milan, has told his troubled stiker Adriano that he is fat and he needs to lose weight if he wants to play for the tea

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Investment Idea That Gets You Points With the Ladies





The market is crashing, the S&P will hit 500 soon, Sotheby's stock is plummeting: is there any way to invest in artistic assets in this environment? Our recommendation - get on the prebuy list for Geoffrey Raymond.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Dick Bove Angry, Takes It Out on Citi Again





Ladenburg analyst Dick Bove (who understandably underestimated the stupidity of the Treasury and on Sept. 12 stated his belief that "Banc of America will win the auction for Lehman Brothers.") has just whacked his target price for Citi from $14 to $6, and is projecting a 2009 loss of ($1.45), a whole buck lower than consensus estimates.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Next Up On the Gallows: Chemical LBOs





And y'all thought Lyondell is going to be the only spectacular chemical LBO bankruptcy. The list is long and focuses mostly on plastics makers: Ineos, Chemtura and Georgia Gulf. The third-largest producer of polypropylene sealed its fate in 2005 when it bought BP's Innovene unit for $9 billion. Net debt most recently was $9.7 billion, 4.3x more than LTM EBITDA according to CFO John Reece. Of course there is the matter of plummeting EBITDA... Doubt leverage will be there for long time.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Death Watch: Circuit City Liquidates





Circuit City will not pass go on its way to the garbage heap. Despite rumors that it had found outright buyers for its stores, including such PE companies as Golden Gate Capital and Ricardo Salinas Pliego, Circuit City today filed a notice in bankruptcy court that it has hired liquidators and is unable to reach a pact with creditors.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Inter Milan Coach Telling Head Striker He Is Fat





In totally unrelated news, Jose Mourinho, coach of Italian soccer powerhouse Inter Milan, has told his troubled stiker Adriano that he is fat and he needs to lose weight if he wants to play for the t

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Risk-Free Profit Idea: Follow Up





As our contango idea from a few days ago has caught some media attention we wanted to make some elaborations. The premise for that post was to show that based on 10 minutes of google searching and some DIY supplies, one can exploit the contango. If one is industrious enough, one could probably circumvent or cover the transportation, insurance and labor costs and still be at a profit. For industrial-grade profits however, Stamford, CT may not be the best location.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Dick Bove Angry, Takes It Out on Citi Again





Ladenburg analyst Dick Bove (who understandably underestimated the stupidity of the Treasury and on Sept. 12 stated his belief that "Banc of America will win the auction for Lehman Brothers.") has just whacked his target price for Citi from $14 to $6, and is projecting a 2009 loss of ($1.45), a whole buck lower than consensus estimates.

 
Tyler Durden's picture

Bank of America Can Only Drop Another $5.94...





...Before it hits $0
17% down today. What is over/under days until Ken Lewis' resignation. We say 10

*******UPDATE********

$5.65 to zero now

 
Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!