Syria Warns Will Defend Itself Using "All Available Means", Coordinating With Iran, Russia Ties Strong

Apparently Syria refuses to just roll over and play dead:

BREAKING: Syria says will defend itself using 'all available means' in case of US strike.

— The Associated Press (@AP) August 27, 2013

More:

• Syrian foreign minister says U.S., Israel don’t want political solution.
• Muallem says ties with Russia strong
• Muallem says coordinating with Iran on various issues
• Muallem says U.S. may be carrying out psychological warfare
• Muallem says Syria to defend itself, won’t surrender
• Muallem denies Assad threatened to ignite gulf oil fields
• Muallem says Syria is comfortable with progress in Russian ties
• Muallem says told Kerry alleged chemical attack is fabricated

But to really get through to the golfer-in-chief, does Syria know how to putt it in from 18 feet away?