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We just can't wait to hear about the different colors, the camera, the screen size, the cheapness, and everything else that has been rumored to make this Apple announcement as un-evolutionary as many of the previous ones. Of course, there could be 'just one more thing', but we suspect not...

Introducing The iPhone5S (the 'S' stands for Same)

Joking aside, this is what the silver, gold and black phones will look like. Actually, the clip above may be spot on:

The highlights:

  • APPLE INTRODUCES IPHONE 5S
  • IPHONE 5S INCLUDES 'TOUCH ID' FINGERPRINT-SENSOR TECHNOLOGY
  • IPHONE 5S INCLUDES SLOW-MOTION VIDEO-RECORDING FEATURE
  • IPHONE 5S ADDS BURST MODE TO TAKE 10 PICTURES PER SECOND
  • IPHONE 5S ADDS IMPROVED CAMERA LENS
  • IPHONE 5S INCLUDES A7 64-BIT CHIP
  • IPHONE 5S CPU PERFORMANCE IS 40X FROM ORIGINAL IPHONE IN 2007
  • IPHONE 5S INCLUDES WHITE, BLACK, GOLD COLORS
  • IPHONE 5S IS TWICE AS FAST AS IPHONE 5
  • FINGER-TOUCH SENSOR IS LOCATED ON IPHONE 5S HOME BUTTON
  • IPHONE 5S TO COST $199 TO $399 WITH TWO-YEAR CONTRACT

WPTV Loval news live stream:


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CNET live stream

 

Click image below for CNET's live blog

 

It seems the market is getting ready to sell the news too...

 

and don't forget... the NSA still mocks the "Zombie" iPhone users...

But the kicker is when, in another secret presentation, the NSA itself mocks Orwell, using a reference from the iconic Apple "1984" advertisement...

... As it says the man who has become "Big Brother" is none other than AAPL's deceased visionary leader Steve Jobs...

... And is so very grateful for Apple's paying client "Zombies" who make its job so much easier

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And the punchline:

  • IPHONE 5S INCLUDES 'TOUCH ID' FINGERPRINT-SENSOR TECHNOLOGY

aka:

 

and...

 


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