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US Equity Futures "Heisenberg"-ed To 3-Week Lows
As JPY-crosses suggested in the early Asia session, US equity futures are off to a tough start. S&P 500 futures are down 14 points from Friday's close, testing down to their 50-day moving average and back to 3-week lows. The S&P 500 is now -3.2% from its post-Un-Taper highs. Treasury futures are at 3-month high (price) implying around a 4-5bps drop in yields to 2.58% for 10Y and 1.35% 5Y.
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Shut down the government and grab the popcorn.
This should be good for a laugh.
These people shouldn't be in charge of running the Bluth Banana Stand
These clowns couldn't run a bath.
The market's Breking Bad, huh?
Walt!
Walt?
Where are you Walt?
Walter, I wanna know wjatchu did with that msixty, Walt!
Walter!
Itll be unch by 930am
break that shit bad!
Gold red by the mourning [sic erat scriptum]? S&P up 0.18%?
Mission accomplished. Gold red. It only too 2500 contracts a minute.
These idiots couldn't run a fever...
These fools couldn't run a red light.
Is your refrigerator running?
I wouldn't put them in charge of a one car funereal.
They couldn't organise a good time in a brothel, next door to a brewery.
They'd fuck up a butter sandwich.
They'd fuck up a sunny day!
Today and tomorrow = BIG DROP. Then BTFD. LOL.
10 year 2.58%? Wake me up when it's 25.8%!
Wake me up when Bankers are leaping from tall buildings.
The cheering crowds will wake you.
Hey, just curious, what's your favorite show on the TV?
Wake me up when bankers are being thrown from tall buildings.
Don't forget the pol's & jurnolistas! ;)
(They might need some help!)
Seriously, I was watching the news about .gov shutdown and I'd be very happy. Name one thing that comes out of DC that isn't crap. And how can you take .gov seriously when a supposed "leader" is a putrid cretin like Harry Reid? Ever look at this turd? This is a leader? This guy looks like a prototype child molester or pervert. Really, you can't take this stuff seriously. There is an incoherent bitch named Pelosi who just rambles on with a botoxed face that doesn't move. This assclown Boehner looks like he rolls out of bed to a martini every morning. Ask yourself seriously, do we need these fucks in our lives? I don't
Like l always say, I wouldn't let any of these politicians mow my fucking lawn. You know somehow they would fuck it or my mower up. Bunch of useless assholes all of em.
More likely they would steal your mower and then tell you they are indispensible if you want your lawn mowed again.
Calling Dirty Harry Reid a "turd" is an insult to turds everywhere..
Are you trying to say he looks like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons?
The elite Political Class strategy seems to be, have Reid obstruct any real "change" as Obama peeks out from a broom closet saying nothing, while Boehner is portrayed (in the captured media) as being handcuffed by an "extremist" TP. The Tea Party only wants "their representatives" (and lackeys) to be FORCED into the same system it attempts to impose on everyone else.
Hardly extremist.
Meanwhile, the Working Class will continue to be set upon by the vampires of Vichy DC & Wall Street (overseen by the weak, doddering old grey beards of SCOTUS) until a stake is driven through its black heart.
The game is afoot, sharpen your sticks ;-)
Grease them printers, the building's shaking.
That statement is an insult to printers everywhere.
We need to put together a pool of people who DON'T want to run this country and then have a draft.
Brilliant. I'd rather eat glass shards than run this country but I'd put my name in the lottery just to make that idea work.
Yes and we will parachute Bandar "Bush", Benjamin Netanyahu and President Barry over Syria rifles in hand to assist the FSA.
This is the ONLY way we will know we have turned the corner!
ATTENTION! Please keep hands and feet inside the car....the ride is about to begin!
I think this captures the moment rather well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
Yields going down is fucking ridiculous.
Probably watching what will be the Fed's last attempt at a "Hail Mary Pass" to unwind their multi-trillion dollar shit balance sheet.Crash the equity markets and wait for the suckers to line up and buy US Treasurys as the last "safe haven" to park their money.Then the dollar slips on the proverbial banana peel and it's game set match over!
... Followed by a World War after yet another catalyzing event is allowed to take place in a country of power -no doubt...
Unemployed people in Washington, DC? and they go to Republicans' offices to conduct their next job search. Pass the popcorn.
the clowns in CONgress kiss "the market's" pinky ring
Crisis: the best UST salesman on the street.
OT:
Something I picked up at the Slog's site:
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/bart-chilton-resign-go-public-on-silver-manipulation/sign.html#se
If only...
The weak longs are bailing out. Time to BTFD.
Only thing the markets fear is that the Republicans in the House will develop a backbone and actually slow down the debt binge. With the Republican leadership already bought and sold by Wall Street, there should be no fear of that. Expect history to repeat with the Republican leaders caving in again and the debt/spending binge to roll on.
The Republican leadership is transforming before your eyes. Just open them and you will see.
Indeed... I'll not forecast the ultimate outcome, but there sure is one hell of a battle to the death going on philosophically within the R party. The "neo-con/RHINOs" v the "tea party/libertarians/olde fashioned-conservative" (God I hate those manes as they've been so abused and warped within the MSM, etc.)
After all, it was clear that this was taking place when RP, for example, had to fight the insular hard core neo-cons even more than the Democrats.
Amazing.
In spite of theatrics and kabuki theater, I'm happy that there are a few actually fighting the "good fight".
average americans have no place to go- except the fake republicans. the democrats have gone red.
those who play that game have the reps more scared they will lose their jobs than they are of anything else. i expect them to tough it out a few days.
what if there is a black swan during the 'crisis?'
many people of faith are reporting dreams of a huge earthquake on Oct 3, in SF.
even if these dreams turn out to be untrue, the possibility of a huge cataclysm event like that could really screw things up. i am really tired of these morons' mendacity. we need a 3rd party that about 40% of motivated voters could instantly identify with. as usual, though, i expect the polling data from the next vote in my precinct will still show me and the one other person who votes libertarian. i am hoping next time we may show 3 votes!
Folks can you Adam&Eve (believe) this shit? Due to this impending .gov shitedown they're now calling judas Ben's decision not to taper 'visionary' ; well blow me!
The cunt has to decide, print or do not print ( flip 'em burgers or not) Bloody marvelous!
What's on the lunch menu tomorrow at school?
Jiffy cookies.
Pink slime and fat, maize SUGAR and lots of salt
Twinkies. Lots and lots of kids bringing Twinkies instead of eating Mooch's dietary fiber and cabbage gruel.
I call Bullshit on anything "they're" now calling... or later they call.
If the government shuts down who's gonna wipe my bumm ?
your mommy!
...I forgot about Yellen! Life is all good again.
Who runs the printing presses? Gov or Fed?
The government runs the printing press but the Fed runs the government.
Buying opportunity.
If you aren't buying you're dying. Who thinks this is the end game?
I do.
Btw, does buying with leverage count?
im really wondering what the futures will be at when i wake up at 6 am eastern.
if i had to guess, they will bring the futures back, to only down like 40 on the dow and 4 on the s&p on some bullshit rumor.
i am hoping though i wake up and see italy has imploded, all of europe has for that matter, and dow futures are -400 pts.
Well, Asia has opened in a sea of red. I guess that's just globalization for ya.
tomorrow is end of the month and end of the quarter ... just saying ...
S&P500 hourly is looking bearish as of Friday.
http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/sp500-hourly-closes-channel-line-downsi...
Yeah, the charts have been looking bearish for the better part of a few years.
Maybe its different this time? The "New Normal" What the Fuck Market is finally going to revert to reality?
.gov has to line up their long options trades...in time to heroically save us/Solve the shutdown.
rinse, wash repeat in filth and sludge of DC and Wall Street: aka Infrastructure Ussa.
btfd.
If it's so predictable, why don't you play it?
Think of it as a con game. You win a couple and you think youre unstoppable.
Who will they bring out tomorrow to make it all go green before 3:30pm?
Kevster might be defending Dow 15K tomorrow--again.