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Heisenberg Is Gone, Heisenbernanke Is Still Around

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Yesterday, over ten million people watched as the final fate of one drug dealer was revealed. But while the most complex, fictional peddler of artificial euphoria may be gone, an all too real, non-fictional and far less complicated provider of the most monetary morphine in history is still around. Heisenberg may be gone, but Heisenbernanke is still very much out there.

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Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:08 | 4007675 Crisismode
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Congress is a drug.

 

A drug we have been accustomed to continual addiction.

 

Cut it and go cold turkey.

 

Eliminate Congress from your diet.

 

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:17 | 4007704 Xibalba
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Bernakeynes

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:34 | 4007754 philipat
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So if Gubmin shuts down (They can't do more damage if shut down?) how can Bennie and the inkjets keep on truckin'? Oops, I forgot:

1.The Fed is only as "Federal" as FedEx and is not a Gubmin Agency.

2.The "Money" they are spending is simply conjured up from the ether, so it's not "Real" money and doesn't count.

But no, really "What we are doing is NOT monetising the debt because the securities we purchase are only temporary in nature"? Sorry, the Emperor has no clothes.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:58 | 4007828 Upswaller
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Who (what) is Heisenberg?


Mon, 09/30/2013 - 21:04 | 4007852 Randoom Thought
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I am "uncertain"...

... yuk, yuk ... sorry.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 22:25 | 4008113 sunaJ
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If there was truth in our "justice system", then there would not be such popularism in the fictional TV show "Breaking Bad."  It's a f*cking fact.

 

Too bad for the teachers, the pensioners and the federal workers.  I feel for them - I really do - but they are f*cked.

 

 

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 23:01 | 4008200 philipat
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Heisenberg? Sounds Jewish. I thought all the Jewish mobsters were working on Wall Street?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 03:50 | 4008879 crakinshot
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Not all german names are jewish... Probably more people in america with German names/surnames than there are Jews.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 07:38 | 4009040 ATM
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Probably? You've never been to Milwaukee or Cincinnati have you?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 22:28 | 4008120 the grateful un...
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sorry, don't be I know where you're coming from

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 22:23 | 4008103 the grateful un...
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congress is the peoples house

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:09 | 4007676 blindman
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end the fed

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:09 | 4007683 lickspitler
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Fuck you Bernanke

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:11 | 4007684 cougar_w
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Stop consuming.

Kill your TV.

Free yourself.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:19 | 4007715 The Wisp
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I haven't had a television in over 30 years you have no idea what people are doing to their lives with that box until you are not in that World

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 22:22 | 4008100 the grateful un...
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box? box? you really haven't paid any attention in 30 years

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 03:49 | 4008876 crakinshot
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LOL... yeah its not really box like anymore is it...

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 21:55 | 4008027 Angus McHugepenis
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cougar_w: I own several of Banzai's artworks but since I haven't watched TV for about 15 years I don't get the "Breaking Bad" references or whatever is going on with this fictional drug dealer stuff. I'm not looking for clarification, just say'in. I could care less about anything on TV.

PS to Banzai: You know I love ya babe!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 23:21 | 4008276 dark pools of soros
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just because your wife never lets you control the remote don't try to act tough here

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:10 | 4007687 williambanzai7
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BREAKING BEN

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:15 | 4007696 LetThemEatRand
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Tim Pinkman: Yo I been out there all night slangin' fiat. You think it's cake movin' $85 billion a month, one miillion at a time? 

Mr. Bernanke: So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don't you just pump the whole $85 billion all at once? 

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:15 | 4007698 stant
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his m60 has cntrl alt p ensribed on the stock

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:22 | 4007719 LeisureSmith
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Looks like some ageing back from retirement hip hop dude out with a new CD.

B-Fresh with Say my name, in stores now.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:26 | 4007730 Took Red Pill
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tread lightly but don't tread on me

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:31 | 4007743 Yen Cross
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  Brokeback Bernanke said to the room full of printers..."I wish I knew how to quit you."

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:55 | 4007817 bread n circuses
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Youre Damn Right!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 20:58 | 4007827 robnume
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Pork Pie Ben; good one WBVII! OMG! I have Bernankaphobia!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 21:12 | 4007876 Baldrick
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William you have really come a long way. You drove me nuts at first with your links because I had to see what you were doing, but due to an old cheap laptop and dialup it was a nightmare. And then trying to get back to zh, who must have had my cheap equipment as well. I do enjoy your work though.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 22:23 | 4008106 Hongcha
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Angus; you could do much worse than Breaking Bad; recommended.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 03:49 | 4008875 merizobeach
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You got that right, Mr Red Tea.  ;-)

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