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Market Spikes On Report Stopgap Bill Discussed By Republicans
Update Well, that didn't last long:
- REID SAYS HE WOULDN'T ACCEPT ONE-WEEK CONTINUING RESOLUTION
- US SENATE DEMOCRATS OPPOSE A POSSIBLE ONE-WEEK EMERGENCY SPENDING BILL IDEA BEING FLOATED-SEN. BAUCUS
Curious why the market just spiked? The reason: first Obama flip flops, now it is the republicans' turn to prove that all is fair in faux war and Congressional IMAX drama. Here's the headline that drove it.
- SEN. REPUBLICANS SAID DISCUSSING 1-WEEK STOPGAP BILL: POLITICO
Can kicked for one more week: BTFATH. Now that Breaking Bad is over, perhaps it is time for Congress to hire Vince Gilligan to make this tragicomedy somewhat more believable.
well that didn't last long...
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Wouldn't it be more interesting if it were Senate Democrats?
Didn't last long? That was like an eternity to the algobots.
Shocking! How fucking stupid do they think people are? EVERYBODY knew this was complete HORSESHIT!
Just another day of bad Kabuki Theater in the never ending false left-right paradigm narrative that's shoveled like shit to the sheople.
The term "banana republic" isn't cutting it anymore. We need to find a more retarded fruit.
hiring VG, no way hosai,
bad chemistry...deadbeat.
"kumquat democracy"
Winner.
Edit: And speaking of retarded, I'm starting to think all the talk about America being "exceptional" is no different than telling a mentally handicapped person he or she is "special." America rides the short bus.
A land where everyone is "above average."
A land where everyone is "above average."
.........and taken care of from the craddle to the grave!
pubic republic
Lake Woebegone
Used Tampon Republic
bobbing on a sea of liquidity
Durian Republic.
Obscure, but right on the money... Had an ex who loved durian. The stuff is not for me!
How about a retarded horse?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts
These charts look wrong.
S&P hasn't been below 1681 since before 10:30.
Ugli Fruit does it for me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugli_fruit
Amen reverend!
Insiders are selling into these jawboned spikes.
this is so fucking stupid. jesus christ. a week from now its gonna be the same thing. then they'll have the same debate with a million pissed off truckers in DC.
What do you call a million pissed off truckers in DC?
A good start.
Going to be a whipsaw day back n forth. I'd be amazed if a deal was struck, there is lots more money to be made by slamming the market up and down for the next few days.
One layer of bullshit after another. The Bullshit time line.
Obama excretes huge pile of Bullshit. Calls it Obamacare
Pelosi adds small layer of steaming Bullshit on top. Says we have to "pass this Bullshit" to see what's really in the Bullshit.
Due to the magnitude of the Bullshit, many large corporarions are given a "Get out of Bullshit FREE" card courtesy of the original excreter.
Cruz says, "This is simply too much Bullshit to comprehend" Wants to expose the bullshit with incredible Bullshit eradicating speech.
Reid says, "No way". "This is non-negotiable Bullshit and the pile is now officially "Law of the Land Bullshit". Besides, I too have a Get Out of Bullshit card"
AFL-CIO says "We are known experts on Bullshit layering and this is Real McCoy genuine outhouse bullshit" Killing jobs. Even we want out."
Obama and Reid ignore bullshit unions. Say, "You supported it. Now you own the steaming pile along with us."
Obama now trying to save his only presidential accomplishment...an enormous pile of steamy Bullshit. Calls Hollywood Bullshit artists to join "Save the Bullshit" fray.
Rhinos now asking Demoncrats to give up their Get Out of Bullshit FREE pass. Then, everything is OK!
Fate the Magnificent
"Push the Button, Max"
Is this going to be like the O.J.Simpson trial?
With justice being served. Yes! Just like that.
Gonna be like the Corzine trial, for sure.
1-week stopgap bill will not pass: perfect short entry for overnight.
IT'S A TRAP!
Yes. it is all designed to allow the lights to come on for all the O'DumbassCare Exchanges to go live 10/1 and make the narrative against either the defund provision or (especially) the 1-year moratorium provision in the Houise bill to be stomped down by the Democrat-Media Complex.
If the House blinks and buys this scam, the battle over O'DumbassCare is over.
The whole broken down system is one big mother fucking can.
We wouldn't have ANY of this BS to deal with if Congress would simply pass a budget instead all these stupid stop-gap increases.
Thank god. My daily excursions to national parks won't be sullied
You know, National Parks didn't used to have budgets, Teddy made them protected land and called them National treasures (Parks) that were open for anyone to visit and camp at, etc, and that was good, then some dumbass government employee said, lets start making people pay, then we'll need some staff to take the money, then we'll need some fucking staff to count the money, then we'll need some fucking staff to manage the staff that count the money and take the money, .................and 75 fucking years later, these dumbfucks have created a billion + a year expense to the taxpayers AND WE STILL HAVE TO PAY TO GO ONTO OUR OWN FUCKING LAND!!!!!!!!!
Kenyesian Economics at it finest!!!!!
Groundhog Day..
We have all seen this movie hundreds of times in the past 5 years...nobody gives a fuck anymore we all know how it ends..nobody here doubted how it would end and that the cash will flow and debt will increase..difference being not even a fraction of the public is fooled anymore by these theatrics.
Obligatory: The spice must flow!
But...but...we Amerikans are so different from the planned economies of the Soviet Bloc....
Tag team effort to maximize portfolio profits.
Short positions put in place prior to Red Team announcement in the House then place long positions prior to Red Team announcement in the Senate.
Look for booze and hookers on those under ground trolly's to the from the Senate/House office buildings and the Capitol.
'Stop-gap'....LOOK everyone! We found another finger to stick in the dyke!
You shouldn't say things like that about big sis, besides she's retired.
...and another can to kick!
I'd rather they demonstrated a spine for once and shut it down!
And thank god insider trading is not illegal for congress! I mean, they could have lost a few tens of thousands $$ profits right there.
This is like the French army trying to surrender to the Italians.
And both sides decide to have lunch first.
This is like the French army trying to surrender to the Italians.
with the Romanians in charge
Is it too late to cancel my order for the "I survived a government shutdown" t-shirt?
Kabuki theatrics.
The first bar on the rise and the first on the fall were when CONgress got in and out on a juicy trade.
pods
Take your week and stuff it!
Idiots!
These fucking coward politicians are so afraid of red arrows. Like they aren't able to front-run anyway. They are just making sure the inevitable wipe out is that much deeper for the sheeple.
Senator Ted Cruz is NOT negotiating a stop gap measure. Let me guess which senator repubs have no spine....
A Repub leaked this so He could sell his position in prep for the crash when it is denied. Insider trading for you and me, but business as usual for Congress.
The robo traders just made another billion in a few seconds. First the tapir now the shutdown.
What a farce !
The whole charade is fuckin pathetic
Like was said by many in an earlier post today, neither side can risk shutting the bitch down, because all of those dreaded consequences that we have been told about, don't exist, and the sheeple need to have "fear" to stay in line with the authori-ties.
I know we have a down button and an up button, but can we have a puke button? Their ongoing behaviour is nothing short of sickening on both sides.
Release of headline dismissing the above headline in 5....4....3...
There are no negotiations or whatsoever - they already know if .GOV is being shutted down or not.
Some people already know it, some will be informed quite soon and we will know it at the very end.
Did everybody get a chance to buy that dip?
I wouldn't touch this clownshow with YOUR money Dr.Engali, but hey knock yourself out grabbing the 'free money' all you like.
Who is actually making trades based on this stupidity? Every day I have less and less respect for professional money mangers.
And PM's are naturally in red as one would expect when government debt is about to hit an all time high.
And these are actual adults. Mystifying how they are all toilet trained as well.