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President Obama To Explain Whose Fault Is It Anyway - Live Webcast

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We've heard from Boehner, Reid has chipped in, and even Schumer had a cameo but now the big man steps up to point fingers, clarify where the blame should lie, and demand his way or the highway. We are sure soon after we will get the same speech from Boehner wit ha word replace "Republicans" for "Democrats" but the farce continues...

 

 

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Mon, 09/30/2013 - 16:58 | 4007047 shankster
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Cool hat!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 16:58 | 4007049 yogibear
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The government shutdown was over-hyped. Yawn, no big deal.

Shut down the non-essentials!!! Shut it down now!!!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 16:58 | 4007052 Moe Howard
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fuck obamao.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 16:59 | 4007056 Inthemix96
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If you believe a word that comes out of this fucking idiots mouth, you want your head looked at, pronto.

A walking, talking fuckstick that doesnt belong to anyone bar the fuckers that put it there.  As if if you will, a fucking disgrace to the human race is all this cunt is.

Fuck off sotero, we know you cunt.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:01 | 4007058 Meatballs
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What's with the three jumokes doing the opening act?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:01 | 4007059 shankster
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Ever notice how chummy the reporters are with each other? Kind of like the DC politicians.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:22 | 4007154 ziggy59
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..and divorce attorneys, and banksters, and politicians, and...

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:00 | 4007060 gatorengineer
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mOOchelll is telling him to take any crap from them crackers...

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:01 | 4007063 Seasmoke
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what kind of fucking freakshow am i watching !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:01 | 4007064 Spastica Rex
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OK, the tres amigos are really bizarre.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:02 | 4007068 NidStyles
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"I want to be very clear...."

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:06 | 4007089 overmedicatedun...
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, he almost looks white , he talks white, with hardly a kenyan accent.. wigger comes close.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 19:57 | 4007626 lakecity55
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"I want to be very queer...."

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:03 | 4007069 shankster
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His lips are moving!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:04 | 4007072 DOT
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Fuck-you Obama.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:04 | 4007075 Moe Howard
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Why are businesses looking to the FEDGOV for funding? That statement alone is FUCKED UP.

 

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:05 | 4007076 MyBrothersKeeper
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Let me end the suspense.  It's somebody's fault but not his.  Somebody should ask him what the hell he was doing for the first 15 months of his first term when he had the WH and control of both the Hosue and Senate .... he could have "solved" everything without 1 Republican vote dut didn't do squat.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:05 | 4007078 Spastica Rex
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Were our national parks ever open to terrorists?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:19 | 4007139 Meat Hammer
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They hate us for our beavers.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:04 | 4007080 Angelo Misterioso
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he says the govt would be hamstrung - what's he think he's been doing to us for the last 5 yrs?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:04 | 4007081 Meat Hammer
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The Federal Government is America's largest employer.

And that's the problem.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:01 | 4007287 Herd Redirectio...
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I thought it was Walmart and that temp agency.

Hmmm, when you put the three together and realize THAT is reality, it really is something.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:04 | 4007082 shankster
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Ooh! Ooh! Mr. President! Will the Syrian Rebels still get their MRE's?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:07 | 4007087 DOT
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Uncle Remus called it: time off and drinking parties for all layed off gobmint employees.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:06 | 4007095 Seasmoke
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Mack Daddy is looking old and washed up

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:07 | 4007098 surf0766
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Will we be sending the Iranian pres another $1 million gift?

 

 

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:08 | 4007099 Oldballplayer
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I can smell oboma's Reggie dick breath from here.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:27 | 4007337 Uncle Remus
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[shudder]

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:09 | 4007100 DOT
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"Let me be clear about this.........."

 

 

Fuck -you Obama

 

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:11 | 4007105 Seasmoke
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did the Teleprompter get shut down too ??

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:11 | 4007116 surf0766
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The teleprompter has become self-aware

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:11 | 4007106 Tenshin Headache
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There it is.

It's the Tea Party's fault.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:11 | 4007112 Spastica Rex
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They're going to hold Christmas hostage.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:16 | 4007135 Moe Howard
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Those cocksuckers better not. What about St. Patrick's Day? Still good to go?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:10 | 4007109 DOT
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What a fool.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:10 | 4007110 vegas
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The Poser-In-Chief takes to the airwaves - you listen, I have to clip my toenails. How many times does he say, "Let me be clear..." What a dufuss.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:12 | 4007111 SheepDog-One
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Will Al CIAda still get their weapons and funding??

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:12 | 4007113 Encroaching Darkness
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Fifteen minutes late, the Blamer-in-Chief distorts facts, denies reality and claims total power in order to defend his ridiculous "legacy", trash Constitutional separation of powers and enforce Democratic "ideals" that kill the innocent, enlarge the government and destroy the middle class. It's time to quit paying for statists to abuse us, and stop the madness of eternal growth of government without limits, restraint or principles.

 

<< SHUT IT DOWN >>>

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 19:53 | 4007619 lakecity55
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Get the Burgermeister! We must grab pitchforks, torches, and storm Frankenstein's Castle to kill the Craeture!!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:12 | 4007114 Meat Hammer
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I posted on a previous thread that I really enjoy muting Obama, opening up a new browser tab, picking a song to listen to, then swtiching back to watch Obama speak with the music dubbed in.

Today's choice is Me So Horny.  

I highly recommend this exercise for theraputic extreme laughter

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:25 | 4007169 krispkritter
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Green Day 'American Idiot'

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:28 | 4007185 Meat Hammer
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Excellent choice

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:13 | 4007118 rlouis
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As I remember, Bush ii was taking tranquilizers at times like these....

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:13 | 4007119 Spastica Rex
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CAN YOU STILL GO TO ASIA?!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:16 | 4007130 SheepDog-One
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Yea...WTF?

She must have been promised a junket to go along.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:13 | 4007120 jmcadg
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BULLSHIT

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:17 | 4007134 overmedicatedun...
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missed the part about gun control, he did say we need more gun control, right? disarm congress voting is too dangerous for the country, just let your president for life rule, ok ok??

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:14 | 4007122 jrpuffnstuff
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I feel so much better now Dear Leader, thank you.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:15 | 4007123 Moe Howard
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That motherfucker just told the same old lies he has been telling for years now. Fuck him and the other assholes in D.C.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:19 | 4007144 NOTaREALmerican
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As long as the dumbasses keep voting Red and Blue Team that means the lies keep working.   Why change what works?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:36 | 4007356 Uncle Remus
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SSDD.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:15 | 4007125 robertocarlos
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And now for my next impersonation, Jesse Owens.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:17 | 4007137 SheepDog-One
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Where all da white women be at??

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:38 | 4007358 Uncle Remus
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Dat's definitely rayciss.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:14 | 4007126 29.5 hours
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His voice slurred a lot. Ailment? Tired? Oh yes, plus he lied a lot.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:19 | 4007318 Emergency Ward
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Could be the Xanax.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 19:51 | 4007607 lakecity55
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a mouthful of Reggie's special sauce...

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:14 | 4007127 Kirk2NCC1701
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Look ZHers... With few (nitwit) exceptions, we all agree that we're past the point-of-no-return.  Therefore...

Let's bring this sucker down by having it blow up:  "Raise the Roof!"  To $30 T.  Then watch the Financial Meltdown.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:20 | 4007155 NOTaREALmerican
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re:  Let's bring this sucker down

Too easy.   The Red and Blue Team get paid by keeping the existing scams going and moving the loot upward.   

If you "bring this sucker down" that means they'd need to come up with new scams to screw the dumbasses.   

Easier to keep the old ones running as long as possible.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:49 | 4007266 Debt Slave
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That way they can and will continue to suck the life blood out of each and every one of us.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:19 | 4007146 JJ McApe
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We’ll get some temporary fix by Mid-Night, which is basically postponing the decision, rather than fixing the underlying issues once and for all.

Deal with it .lel

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:20 | 4007153 Moe Howard
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The most popular question at the Obama care Website

'How do I get an exemption from Obamacare?"

Are Democrats really about to shut down government for this piece of guano called Obamacare?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:29 | 4007191 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  Are Democrats

The Blue Team true believers need it.    Besides Obabmacare what have they gotten that could be called "liberal"?   

Politics is about creating believable bullshit for the dumbasses.   The Red and Blue Team both have believable bullshit for their dumbasses, but occasionally you've got to produce something tangible.  The dumbasses are - in theory - only SO dumb.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:35 | 4007213 Moe Howard
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Yes, they have to go to the wall for this "signature health care bill of the President".

I seem to remember he really didn't have shit to do with it but sign it.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:48 | 4007260 Debt Slave
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Wouldn't we love to know who really did construct that piece of crap.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:08 | 4007297 BeagleOne
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Max Baucus, his Chief of Staff and "health care" provider lobbyists. Get a clue...

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:50 | 4007387 shovelhead
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They slapped Baucus' name on it and told him to run the ball.

Retirement funded.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:33 | 4007205 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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Racking up 17+ trillion dollars in debt= good for confidence in america's credit.  Not printing money to pay for and not increasing our credit limit= Bad.  Got it! And I didn't even go to MIT.  Suck it Bernank!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:33 | 4007207 lakecity55
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Some gay guy puppet is gonna read something somebody else wrote on TV?

hahahhahahahaha!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:34 | 4007209 Bryan
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Do they all even realize that they make themselves look like complete blithering idiots?  Keystone cops?  A clown show?

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:43 | 4007246 Debt Slave
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I think they do. But the pay is so damn good, who cares?

The people in America's government obviously live better than most taxpayers, and the taxpayers don't seem to mind. Otherwise they wouldn't keep paying them. It's easier to fire your brother-in-law than it is to fire a congressman.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:35 | 4007216 Nephilim
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Fuck you HerrBama

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:05 | 4007294 Keloid
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I propose that House of Reps sieze control of NSA and related data and investigate the US and state governments.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:12 | 4007301 lunaticfringe
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Join me in boycotting the tabloid network, CNBC.

http://thecivillibertarian.blogspot.com/2013/09/cnbc-quickly-becoming-fi...

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:42 | 4007361 One eyed man
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Truman: "The buck stops here."

Obama: "The buck starts here."

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:42 | 4007362 goldenbuddha454
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Who's fault is it really?  John Fucking Roberts, that's who!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:43 | 4007367 Running On Bing...
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OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
What's going to happen!
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
Will .gov for the United States of Israel shut down?
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo worried!!
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
How in the world will we continue to host our masters!!

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:49 | 4007380 shovelhead
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I'm hoping Oblamo would get all emotional, pull a temper tantrum and call the Repubs 'reactionaries' or even better, 'counter-revolutionaries'.

You know he wants to.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 19:16 | 4007472 Lei_in_AZ
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"One faction of one party does not get to shut down the government to fight the results of an election".  Dude, seriously? 

If this is how he and Washington thinks, no wonder we're effed.  Honestly can't believe I heard that.

"You don't get to extract a ransom for doing your job".

I have no response to that sentence.  Just when I think I've heard it all.....

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 19:47 | 4007590 lakecity55
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Hitler spoke the same exact way, man.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 19:17 | 4007473 Lei_in_AZ
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Mon, 09/30/2013 - 19:19 | 4007485 Running On Bing...
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Hey banana man with a hand grenade. Go fucking OD on potassium already!

The slick cons with the glossy polished parade of hope and change bullshit will have the same outcome as UA Flight 93.

Everyone gets liquified upon impact.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 19:57 | 4007627 geekgrrl
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Although there is an element of political theater to all this government shutdown business, I sense that these increasingly-pitched battles over budgets are really reflective of deeper systemic problems, most notably the cost of oil. Since economic growth is highly correlated with energy expenditures, if the cost of oil goes up, economic growth will decline accordingly. And since the financial system debt ponzi absolutely requires growth to enable existing levels of financial pilfering (not to mention growth in pilfering), it would appear that the only available method for increasing profits of financials is straight-up theft through Fed interventions including things like money-printing (QE forever - and ZIRP, also forever). i.e. a zero-sum game.

It seems clear to me that this financial parasitism simply will not be able to continue on its current course. Eventually the unstoppable force will meet the immovable object. Folks might not notice how much the wealthy benefit during periods of economic growth if they are also beneficiaries, but during economic contraction this sort of wealth-extraction becomes much more difficult to conceal.

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