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Obama's "You Shut Down That Government" Speech - Live Webcast

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The first speech by a standing president in 17 years to address a government shut down is certain to be full of sound, fury and lots of blame. Look beyond the traditional platitudes for any mention of the real danger to the US, the debt ceiling, which will hit in just over two weeks and if the shutdown is any indication, the preceding "negotiation" will hardly be smooth and by the numbers. Also, it will finally be disclosed if the teleprompter is a critical government service.

 

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Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:05 | 4010326 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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No, he's not a partisan hack.

What a miserable lack of leadership.

And no Potus, it's not a "Republican" shutdown.

It takes two to tango.

Oh, you've got to go, the Iranians are on the phone.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:08 | 4010348 dryam
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"Let me be clear, 2+2=5.  I'm tired of republicans saying differently and letting partisan politics get in the way of simple math......"

 

What a pussy.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:10 | 4010374 smlbizman
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look at that herd of cattle behind him.....does ofuckucare cover jennycraig?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:15 | 4010402 Keyser
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They look like refugees from the McDonalds SuperSize me documentary. 

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:19 | 4010413 GetZeeGold
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Sebelius seems a little antsy.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:20 | 4010425 john39
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what a buffoon.  who gives a shit what any of these puppets has to say.  lets hear what the bankers have to say, this is their mess.  let them answer for it.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:23 | 4010445 flacon
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"President Obama DELIVERS a statement". I guess men can be pregnant and deliver. Then again, maybe he's not a man after all. 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:24 | 4010467 flacon
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OBAMA: "I love poor people so much that I make more of them every day!"

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:34 | 4010513 flacon
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WASHINGTON DC: "We are going to stop working.... because we can't agree on how to spend the imaginary money we don't have."

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:35 | 4010524 Enslavethechild...
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Not fair to non human primates to refer to that cocksucker as a Monkey.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:41 | 4010799 NotApplicable
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The government debt funding TOTUS shall not be questioned!

Personally, I can't take any of this seriously until they Tweet it.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:38 | 4010531 Sudden Debt
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I Love Americans because they can't take care of themselves and therefore need a government to take care of them!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:09 | 4010647 insanelysane
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of course the vicious circle is that the Americans are the govt

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:02 | 4011263 NidStyles
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Umm, no.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:11 | 4011322 j0nx
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Umm, yeah. We are living idiocracy right now. The takers now outnumber the producers. Why do you think all this shit is happening now? The government is a reflection of the people. Maybe only by 1 or 2% but still the majority.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:15 | 4011342 All_Your_Base
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I do not deny the large number of non-producing takers. However fraud is still fraud, even (especially) if the marks are mentally-challenged.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:58 | 4011547 NidStyles
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The populace is not the government. Only an idiot believes in that bullshit social contract nonsense.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 08:28 | 4013313 j0nx
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Get the fuck outa herrrre. Of course the populace is the government. Have you taken a look around lately. 9 out of 10 conversations you hear consist of football scores, what KimK ate for dinner lastnight or who facebooked who. Only an idiot thinks that this government is not a reflection of the majority of Americans.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:36 | 4010527 replaceme
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He delivers a statement much like I deliver the kids to the pool.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:03 | 4010623 Mike Hunt Hurts
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been waiting at healthcare.gov "live Chat" for 45 minutes

no human yet

help jam the website traffic, maybe we can crash it?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:37 | 4010808 NotApplicable
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Sorry, but government doesn't "work" that way. They will use that as "proof" of overwhelming demand, which will need even more funding now.

The best thing that could happen to that website is no one going there, ever.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:23 | 4010449 GetZeeGold
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Geez....he practically sprinted away from the reporters!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:26 | 4010472 McMolotov
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He's got a tee-time in 30 minutes.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:49 | 4010564 CPL
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The government is closed.  Does anyone here go to work on a day off?  No.

He can hang glide naked and eat taco's if he wants to.  It's his time, he can do what he likes with it.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:59 | 4010614 TuesdayBen
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And who would you guess would be his preferred tandem naked hang gliding partner?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:14 | 4010649 CPL
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I don't know, hang gliding and trying to keep a taco from falling apart...would be tricky to throw a third thing in there.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:43 | 4010847 StacksOnStacks
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He could always make it a Walking Taco instead and tie it on like a feed bag.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:41 | 4010541 cougar_w
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Putin on the phone.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:20 | 4010429 dryam
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This should be a public service commercial explaining the debt ceiling, not this shit spewing from his mouth.  The American people are dumb as rocks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0no7O9zmE

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:23 | 4010461 DaddyO
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Had to hit the mute button, can't stand to listen to the POTUS or any politician for that matter!!

I would love the opportunity to debate the POTUS on a host of subjects or better yet to ask some tough questions during a presser while the cameras are running.

Our media are such sock puppets that this guy gets a pass from any real journalism and now FeinStain wants to license free speech.

Folks, this is just so much political theater from all three branches of the .gov and it's sickening really...

DaddyO

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:34 | 4010515 mofreedom
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her meth dealer wasn't an essential gub emp.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:21 | 4010436 derek_vineyard
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i like to watch O speak at times for the pleasure of being able to turn it off mid speech

he never says anything

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:15 | 4010673 dontgoforit
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Community organizer speak.  blah, blah, blah blah blah, blah.  There!  Aren't I wonderful.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:07 | 4010351 Overfed
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Just the threat of more campaigning should have been enough to send a clean bill to the Senate. Yeesh.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:18 | 4010419 Keyser
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SOP for the POTUS. He knows nothing about diplomacy and everything about campaigning. Too bad the campaigns are over, now he just looks desperate. Lets listen to his tune when the g'ment is shut down for a few weeks.  And let's not forget the looming debt ceiling debate. Let's hope the SHTF. 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:31 | 4010498 PartysOver
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Oh my, the Telepromptor caught an attitude.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:57 | 4010910 TheRedScourge
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"You didn't read that!"

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:09 | 4010353 CrashisOptimistic
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That's some hefty support he has behind him.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:10 | 4010371 dryam
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Obviously, they are starving.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:58 | 4010603 ParkAveFlasher
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"See?  Look at all these folks, they are starving and fat.  They need SNAP and health care." 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:57 | 4010607 Bastiat
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Be funny if they lost weight over the weeks of a government shut down.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:19 | 4010370 Millivanilli
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No we see why a nice spiffy syrian war would work for the ptb.

 

Obama is so full of shit it makes my asshole jealous.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:10 | 4010377 Clayton Bigsby
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Fuck you, obama, you dirty, rotten, lying cocksucker...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:50 | 4010431 onelight
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Reminds one of that scene from 2001 with astronaut Dave shutting down functions, one by one, and HAL 9000 saying "I really don't think you should do this, Dave.."  

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:40 | 4010538 RafterManFMJ
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For the first time in, say 20 years, I need my .gov ID, my Social inSecurity card.

So I get through to my local office and request that I get a replacement. "Sorry, that is one thing we are not allowed to do during the furlough."

Forbidden.

I offered to bring my own paper and ink in, but only got laughed at.

So FU, .gov.

The kicker is, even if things were working 'normally', even if I was in their office - it would STILL take them 2 weeks to process the paperwork and then mail me a replacement. Two weeks.

Again, FU .gov.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:45 | 4010550 whirling tword ...
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Fuck you, BHO.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:29 | 4010772 SkottFree
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Where the hell is Bush?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:28 | 4011071 jimcg
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Missed the great "talk down" to the Serfs, did he pull the "they don't like me because...." race card?

J

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:06 | 4010327 The Gooch
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Fuck you, amateur!

Would that be the "non-essential" "public servants" you speak of?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:03 | 4010328 suteibu
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"It was the Tea Party terrists!"

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:21 | 4010433 Keyser
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Yeah, those terrorists that are advocating fiscal responsibility. Something the fiscal illiterates know nothing about. 

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:23 | 4010447 suteibu
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Just quoting Dear Leader.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:07 | 4010329 LawsofPhysics
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I balance my budget, balance yours motherfucker!

Checks and balances motherfucker, CONgress has the power of the purse, not you.

You want obamacare, then figure out how you will pay for it first.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:23 | 4010448 Keyser
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I hear people bitching that the system is broken. No, the system is working exactly as it was intended, as a series of checks and balances between the levels of government. The GOP are doing what they can to prevent the left from yet more unbridled spending. The only problem is that both sides are all complicit and dirty as hell. No honor among thieves applies in this circumstance. 

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:47 | 4010568 whirling tword ...
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Sadly, the Republicans also are also "dirty" as you say.

The only way for a politician to have power is to be able to funnel money to their pet projects and special interests.

Politicians like power and spending other people's money.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:13 | 4010656 whirling tword ...
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LOL, I got junked.

I guess somebody thinks the republicans don't have a spending problem.  *rolls eyes*

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:08 | 4011575 11b40
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Consider it a badge of honor.  With the number of morons who have found the way to this board, if you don't get some junks, you ain't doin' it right.  It is fight club, after all.

We need to bring back the math tests before being able to post anything.  I swear, it seems like about 25% of posters have serious reading comprehension and critical thinking problems.  They just react to buzz words & talking points like Pavlov's dogs.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:03 | 4010626 11b40
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You are on the right track, Keyser, but if you think this is some 'responsible government' iniative, that would be wrong.  The GOP has largely controlled things in the House since 1994, and had control of all 3 branches for a good part of that time.  The facts are that the budget problem has grown steadily, regardless of who is in charge.  No party is willing to close the punch bowl.

I don't like Obamma, and I don't like most Democrats.  I did not like Bush, and don't like most Republicans.  I do, however, like to deal with reality.  What these renegade House members, along with a few Tea Party Senators, are doing is digging their party a big hole.  The old timers know it, and they are despearately looking for some way out of the box they have put themselves in.  They realize that every day this goes on is another day the Dems and Obummer beat the shit out of them in the media.  No way is this a good thing for the GOP.

It is also dumb....DUMB.

They have the real battle cranking up in a couple of weeks - the Debt Ceiling looms.  They had themselves in pretty good shape for that fight just a week ago before all this crazines started over a continuing budget resolution.  Obummer was on the ropes over foreign policy, the economy, and just about everything else, and his poll numbers were dropping.  These bozo's actually threw him a lifeline and shot themselves in the foot at the same time.  Now, when he gets through letting them twist in the wind over this, they will be very badly crippled and have few chits to play when the big fight starts.  Just watch what happens.

Self-serving amatuers from safe, gerrymandered districts, have the steering wheel in the GOP, and Boner does not have the political courage to take it back.

Let the down arrows rain.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:21 | 4010716 whirling tword ...
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I wouldn't junk you.

You may be right.

What I'd like to see is for the public to take this like they did the sequester and think, "well, maybe the sky didn't fall afterall".... but, the MSM will never allow that to happen.   They'll roll out the most pitiful examples of where someone's benefit check didn't arrive on time and somebody died because of it or some shit like that.

We all know in the battle for public opinion on current events, the MSM will paint the picture and drill it in, over and over and over.... the public will take the cue and  that will be the discussion.... Not that Harry Reid did this but, those nasty republicans and tea baggers.

I give it a week before you see the weak republicans start to give way.

The one thing I really hope for is that Obungo overplayed his hand in this....  Instead of looking like he was looking for a way to work things out, he looks like he's part of the problem.   I hope maybe some of the public pick up on that and see things for what they really are.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:14 | 4011338 NidStyles
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The GOP did not have control of the House after 2007. It was only the 2010 election that the GOP regained control of the House. If you are going to quote history, at least get it correct.

Maybe you haven't been paying attention, how about you start talking to the non-government employees around you? I'm sure they will tell you what they think, and in the end that is all that matters. I keep hearing people happy with the shut down.

 

You're an idiot, and I have given you more than one chance to prove otherwise.

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:01 | 4011552 11b40
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First, let me tell you just how great it makes me feel to have you give me multiple chances......not very.

Second, you need to brush up on your critical reading skills, instead of just emoting through your fingers.

Do you know what the word "largely" means?  Republicans controlled the both the House and the Senate most of the time from 1994 until now.  I would lay out the dates for you, but why don't you just look them up here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses

And in case it has slipped your memory, ALL spending bills originate in the House.

No where did I mention 2007.  One of us needs to start paying attention.  You can discover who that is by looking in the mirror.

Take your partisan BS and go bother somebody who cares.

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:30 | 4010483 wtf1369
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How the fuck did that get junked?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:51 | 4010574 GetZeeGold
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No matter what.....there's always that one guy.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:03 | 4011273 mkhs
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Oddly enough, there are so few negatives.  Are all the .gov sock-puppet trolls on furlough?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:09 | 4010330 lolmao500
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Just like Bush, I can't stand hearing him speak without going mad. The bullshit is too thick. His voice is fucking annoying and represents everything that is wrong with politics.

Pure torture would be listening to him talk for more than a minute.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:11 | 4010379 moneybots
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"Just like Bush, I can't stand hearing him speak without going mad. The bullshit is too thick."

 

They are all the same, regardless of party or wing.  I generally just change the channel after the first few sentences.  It really is a clown show.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:25 | 4010465 Keyser
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I can't even watch these clowns on the tube anymore. I want to physically attack the TV if I can see Obama. As it is, I rant, rave and curse at the thing until I can get out of earshot. No one in history has ever pissed me off more than the current POTUS and that includes 2 ex-wives. 

 

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:06 | 4010334 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Is there a cake eating contest going on at the WH?

Look at the two behind Potus ...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:06 | 4010340 Jethro
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They haven't turned away any meals....

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:11 | 4010378 RaceToTheBottom
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I don't want them on my healthplan....

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:33 | 4010508 youngman
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Thats exactly why Obamcare is going to be a huge cost in the future..his three examples will add over 1 million in expenses while only taking in 10-20 thousand...if that because I believe the Government will subsidize these people anyway....what a joke this is....free healthcare...is not free....Death Panels you just wait...they will be here soon....just by limiting surguries....the lady with the brain tumor will never get one..that is a $250,000 operation...she will never get it in 5 years....Obamacare will be so broke....I bet over 50% of the country will be on the subsidized side of it...it will cost a trillion extra a year in the future....

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:22 | 4010440 earnyermoney
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Dude in back should try out for the Steelers O-line.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:16 | 4010689 dontgoforit
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At 0-4 they could sure use some help!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:31 | 4010501 CaptainObvious
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Don't worry, Moochelle has got this covered.  The people behind Obama were all nonessential gubmint workers who now can't afford food because of those heartless, evil, common-man hating Red Teamers, so Moochelle is going to rescue food from the garbage cans of every school that has adopted Moochelle's healthy eating plan.  Most of the healthy food that must be included in each lunch goes directly to the trash barrels without passing go and collecting $200.  The schools get their lunch subsidies and the nonessential gubmint workers still get their taxpayer-sponsored handouts, so it's win-win.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:06 | 4010336 cougar_w
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Listen for any mention of the Weimar Republic.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:18 | 4010414 CrashisOptimistic
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I'll predict the following compromise:

3 month delay on Obamacare in return for no more Sequester.

 

I can just picture the smiles and handshakes in that photo-op.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:18 | 4010415 Enslavethechild...
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Weimar for President! We'll all be Millionaires!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:04 | 4010337 Jethro
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Ah, this douchebag again? He needs to shut his cock-holster.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:06 | 4010338 moneybots
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Another campaign speech?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:06 | 4010339 RacerX
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Lol is the the 2nd string secret service behind him? They def didn't miss the donuts in the breakroom.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:07 | 4010349 suteibu
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Ah, the irony.  You will be paying for their healthcare which illnesses will probably include diabetes and heart disease.  Welcome to Obama's Amerika.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:11 | 4010372 HelluvaEngineer
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Just some fat asses that couldn't get insurance until now, because they are total fat asses.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:05 | 4010341 joego1
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Captain 0 orders more cyber bucks- "We must keep the USS Albatross aloft!"

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:05 | 4010342 Pig Brotha
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Die you fucking maggot.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:07 | 4010344 RockRiver
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unbelievable! He is playing from a very weak hand if that's all he has.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:10 | 4010345 One And Only
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GOP is raping and murdering children and have suicide vests on. And global warming. Boo

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:27 | 4010482 Keyser
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You either left out the /sarc tag or you are suffering from some mental malady which is only liberals are susceptible. 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:53 | 4010585 superflex
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Your inability to detect obvious sarc is staggering.

Back of the line for you.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:07 | 4010350 lolmao500
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Senate majority leader Reid says will negotiate with Republicans if government opens

Yeah we'll negociate... after you accept our demands... Lulz.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:15 | 4010396 moneybots
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"Senate majority leader Reid says will negotiate with Republicans if government opens"

 

Government was open and he didn't negotiate.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:09 | 4010646 11b40
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I call bullshit on that unless you have a good source.  

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:07 | 4010354 Zer0head
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is that Howard Stern behind him?

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:09 | 4010355 AvoidingTaxation
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 The public is some blacks and old white. What is the message?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:41 | 4010543 IMACOINNUT
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The message is better seen when hitting mute then playing this in 1st speed fast forward, keeping your eye on the lady in black and the redskins rt tackle. Their facial expressions say it all.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:08 | 4010357 1100-TACTICAL-12
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"LOOOOOOSSSSSEEERRR"

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:09 | 4010360 maskone909
Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:22 | 4010438 Forty Six and 2
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+100

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:24 | 4010469 AlaricBalth
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I'll see your Rollins Band and raise you Three Dog Night.

LIAR!!! (1974)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkKv1dza6QA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhkKv...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:33 | 4010619 LFMayor
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Meh, both of you pikers.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Sex Pistols "LIAR":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHJymLCET9I

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:10 | 4010361 yogibear
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LOL, are a few of those in the background Social Security disability and welfare?

Hard working Americans living off the government tit.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:12 | 4010362 Aknownymouse
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As we say in Egypt. YEN3AL DIN OMAK 3ALA DIN ABOUK.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:09 | 4010363 Jethro
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Is Sebelius melting?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:45 | 4010552 Ms. Erable
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Yes, someone threw a bucket of water on the ol' witch.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:11 | 4010364 Zer0head
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a plane ticket on Kayak?

 

was that a plug?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:11 | 4010366 NeedleDickTheBu...
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I appreciate the product placement shout-out to Kayak and Amazon.  I assume the POTUS is long both companies.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:11 | 4010369 autofixer
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"I didn't do that!" -- Barack Hussein Obamao

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:11 | 4010373 Bawneee Fwank
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Most Americans can get coverage for 100 dollars or less.....................This mother fucker is off the chain full of shit!!!!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:11 | 4010375 jmcadg
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Has anyone told him the website is down? Douche.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:52 | 4010566 cougar_w
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Gov shutdown. Most of the web sites are probably gone. Treasury is gone. NOAA is gone.

The web servers can run themselves for a year, no problem. They are doing it to fuck with us, make it seem like the whole world has ended.

Motherfuckers.

NOAA has this to say: 

Due to the Federal government shutdown,
NOAA.gov and most associated web sites
are unavailable.
 
Only web sites necessary to protect lives
and property will be maintained.

Motherfuckers. Nobody "maintains" websites. What -- someone needs to feed the hamsters?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:15 | 4010665 Lord Blankcheck
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Just like a two year old braking his toy so no one can use it.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:19 | 4010703 earnyermoney
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They're up and running. You got the canned .gov response to your request. Just have to figure out a way around the facade.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:29 | 4010769 cougar_w
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I'm not interested in the work-around. I'm interested in the propaganda value of the facade. They don't have to do that, but they did, because they can make people afraid.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:08 | 4011800 Dave Thomas
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The guy who came up with that spiffy html page probably makes 250k a year and they certainly haven't killed their hosting, or turned off the lectircity to their servers and routers. What a buncha maroons.

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:12 | 4010376 Jethro
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I wonder if/when 4Chan can/will do a DOS on the Obamacare server?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:22 | 4010442 redux2redux
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I don't think it would have any impact, it looks like they are screwing it up themselves w/o any outside help.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:54 | 4010586 cougar_w
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No the fuckers are shutting down Gov web services.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:12 | 4010380 Zer0head
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1800318....

order now and if you get cancer you are 70% more likely to live an extra 5 years

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:13 | 4010389 suteibu
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1-800-FUC-KYOU

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:35 | 4010525 CaptainObvious
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If you can't get through on that number, you can always dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT. 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:13 | 4010381 mrmister
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Exceptionalism Shining for the world to see.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:12 | 4010382 Flakmeister
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This place has clearly outlived its usefulness...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:12 | 4010386 Jethro
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The Whitehouse? Couldn't agree more....

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:23 | 4010444 Flakmeister
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Not quite, nice try at humor though...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:35 | 4011440 NidStyles
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Feel free to leave then.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:39 | 4011883 Flakmeister
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Since twits like you have come to represent the overall intellectual level of the comment boards it may not be a bad idea...

You can continue your circle jerk completely oblivious to any semblance of rationality, just the way you like it...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:15 | 4010384 JSD
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Hearing from someone backstage that Obama planning bring out a blow-up Boehner doll and skull f***k it at the podium after speech.

Doll will not have secret service detail do to shutdown. 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:14 | 4010388 blindman
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here is what must be considered.
many people do not want coverage,
do not want the insurance,
do not want the treatment,
do not want the expert advice and direction,
do not want the prescribed education,
do not want the leadership offered,
do not want the security claimed to be provided,
do not want the slanted description of reality proffered,
do not want the law restricting their better judgement,
do not want to play anymore.
and can't fucking afford it, chief !
end the source problem,
the fed and it's usurious money system.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:25 | 4010463 Enslavethechild...
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You are being too kind to the counterfeiting sons of bitches. I prefer to use more graphic language.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:14 | 4010391 Zer0head
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go ahead

outlaw your political opponents

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:22 | 4010439 CrashisOptimistic
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Golden Dawn.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:15 | 4010393 sbenard
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The Straw Man President is the Teleprompter Tyrant!

Compulsion (aka. "mandate") is the tool of tyrants!

And NO, I'm not using the word "mandate" to refer to Obama's associations with Reggie LOVE!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:15 | 4010394 kurzdump
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Do I see more whites than blacks? Racist government.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:14 | 4010395 Dr. Engali
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What a fucking retard.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:09 | 4011804 lakecity55
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Please do not insult retards by this comparison!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:14 | 4010398 jmcadg
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Geez, she's got one helluva rack!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:16 | 4010400 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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This is sad.

This is absurd.

What the ... !?!?!?!

Did he really just say that!?!?!?!

Is he f-ng nuts?

Ah, ok, I feel better now.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:15 | 4010401 Jethro
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Wait, the timing isn't good for a shutdown? I thought we were in a "recovery"...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:17 | 4010403 jmcadg
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Oh, it's a republican shut down, silly me. I thought it was also a democrat shut down too. Douchebaggery of the highest order.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:17 | 4010404 Pig Circus
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I would ask what he is bolviating about but I couldn't careless. I'm just surprised the Boner didn't cave.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:16 | 4010405 Yen Cross
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      TOTUS is unequivocally the most divisive U.S. puppet in charge I've ever seen!  How many times has this fuckwad said Republican? He sounds like a broken record!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:16 | 4010408 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Yo, bra, what's and "iron knee"? I don wan that sh-t, I want one of them new ones w my free obamacare ...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:18 | 4010409 ebworthen
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Is it just me or does it not seem that all he does is make speeches and play golf?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:33 | 4010511 sdmjake
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Yep. His derogatory tone is nauseating. He is all about 'tearing down' rather than 'building up'.

Wish he was already playing golf full time.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:21 | 4010410 Mad Muppet
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Now waitafucking minute...I don't have a Beemer or a big house. That don't make any sense. Are you gonna give it to me, Bamster, out of our collective pockets? His fake moral outrage sickens me.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:19 | 4010411 optimator
Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:19 | 4010412 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Uh, not paying the mortgage? Foreclosed when?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:19 | 4010416 Zer0head
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if you have a carnote

 

wtf is carnote?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:57 | 4010605 IMACOINNUT
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Titlemax takes your title and gives you cash for 9.95%/mth, if you come up with the principle and interest you get your carnote back. A little something special for the poor folks out there.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:18 | 4010418 jmcadg
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WTF Does he listen to himself.

You don't spend money that should be for the mortgage and then expect your bank to increase your overdraft by another trillion. You fuckin' retard.

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