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Shut Day Humor: Is The Government Closed?

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It appears the answer is yes, and the shutdown stretches as far as the White House.

http://isthegovernmentopen.com/images/obama.gif

courtesy of isthegovernmentopen.com

 

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Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:56 | 4011233 orez65
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The reason he can't open the door is not the Government Shutdown.

His wife just won't let him in.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:11 | 4011601 lakecity55
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Wow. When did he and Reggie tie the knot?

Where? San Francisco? Boston?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:57 | 4011241 debtor of last ...
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First mow the lawn and get the garbage out nigger. Then we let you in.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:59 | 4011246 Dr. Engali
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Awe come on Reggie, unlock the door will ya?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:15 | 4011347 HardlyZero
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Maybe the door is unlocked...and Reggie is holding it closed !   When will they open Pandora's Box or the Crack of Doom ?   ... or release the Kraken.   21 days away (or less).

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:58 | 4011248 Agent P
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WTF? Shouldn't he be golfing?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:00 | 4011250 dojufitz
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This dudes casin the joint....

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:07 | 4011276 shovelhead
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"C'mon Reggie ....

I'm sorry. I'll never ignore the safe word again...

Please let me in."

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:07 | 4011299 Duc888
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It's the WHITE house, therefore inherantly racist.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:08 | 4011312 The Proletariat
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Damn, I've watched the .gif for 5 minutes to see if he gets in...the white house has a lot of doors.  Signed, the people who vote

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:10 | 4011313 the not so migh...
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you didn't lock that

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:14 | 4011333 Trucker Glock
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"Open up, my clubs are in there."

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:19 | 4011362 samsara
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Now if that only happened back in January of 2008 we be better off.

(Or more importantly back on January 2001)

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:28 | 4011401 it aint easy
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white house? dass rayciss.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:53 | 4011525 Freddie
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Sadly - Joe will not tell Jill Biden to open the window and fire two shotgun blasts (like an idiot).

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:34 | 4011426 NuYawkFrankie
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Who Who Who Who...

Who locked  OBama out?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:35 | 4011432 Slackjaw
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I remember when W did this same thing...The MSM had a field day with it..

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:40 | 4011461 Darth Mul
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Netanyahu probably locked him out for even pretending to engage in diplomacy with Iran.

 

"But Bibi, this way we can make unreasonable demands, fabricate more evidence, and then tell people diplomacy failed."

 

Nothing - absolutely nothing coming out of this government, or most of the corporate and heavily pro-Israel media is the truth.

 

Question for you boys and girls:  Do you think {I'm asking} that the famous old banking families of Europe care one bit about the 'petrodollar' or Qatari pipelines?  Have you noticed that Putin has in fact supported special drawing rights and the right of the IMF to continue its economic hits?

 

Given who has power in campaign finance, media, news, the Ivy League, in civic organizations, and international concerted effort, I think that a global currency, controlled in large part by those who ultimately own the shares in the FR banks, in concert with the Oded Yinon line of plans - are the two main factors at work motivating the "globalists"  -

 

Okay, and again, I'm asking...  why don't you?

 

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:58 | 4011742 it aint easy
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Yep, Putin is a member of the club as well. Before KGB there was MGB, NKGB, Cheka, back to the banker sponsored revolution. People really need to study some history.

 

All this 'opposition' nonsense is just to appease us proles a bit.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:44 | 4011500 RacerX
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Looks like he is focused like a laser.. on finding a door that's open.

You go, O!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:48 | 4011511 superflex
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Look for the sign that says servant's entrance, Chalky.

You work for the people.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:57 | 4011540 SmittyinLA
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BHO door to door annuity salesman, "I have an annuity program to sell you" 

Socialism always comes "nothing down"

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:11 | 4011604 RaceToTheBottom
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That is a very nice piece of patching, editing, whatever.  Well done.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:15 | 4011611 lakecity55
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dayum, das a big screen tb in dere. i gots to find a open doe!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:16 | 4011614 Rattling Bones
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Wow, I'm liking this shutdown a whole lot more if this is the result.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:31 | 4011665 Henry Hub
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You guys have it all wrong. Obama's just checking all the doors to make sure that they're all locked. I do it every night at my house. He's just contributing his part to the shut down.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:30 | 4011670 Teddy Tenpole
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Apparently they did this to Obama at Man's Country in Chicago too.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:32 | 4011677 no more banksters
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The 1% blackmails Obama: US government has been shut down by the banksters

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2013/10/the-1-blackmails-obama-us-gov...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:53 | 4011754 q99x2
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Yes. There is a God.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:14 | 4011825 jonjon831983
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Did he say "I was tryin ta escape, it didn't work"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MtqYdnzSe8

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:22 | 4011841 robertocarlos
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Dr. Nick, "Solvent is the same as imsolvent?"

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:30 | 4011856 ncdirtdigger
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WILMA!!!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:37 | 4011874 Wyatt Junker
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Is this like Oprah peeing for ten minutes on youtube?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wgj8Uuze5s

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:49 | 4011893 nmewn
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Its a sad day when FLOTUS's intern is laid off and Michelle can no longer Tweet.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/teamfreedomworks/8-most-passive-aggressive-government-shutdown-aler-eych

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 19:37 | 4012064 Landrew
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This is something truely amazing! I have not seen this happen since the seventies. Inverted yield curve!

  1 Mo 3 Mo 6 Mo 1 Yr 2 Yr 3 Yr 5 Yr 7 Yr 10 Yr 20 Yr 30 Yr   0.10 0.02 0.04 0.10 0.33 0.66 1.42 2.04 2.66 3.43 3.72
Tue, 10/01/2013 - 19:59 | 4012146 Michigander
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AMAZING!!!
Even though the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT is shut down:

My alarm worked this morning,
as did my bowels. Thankfully, the toilet flushed.
I held my breath, but my truck started.
I panicked, but then I did see the sun rising in the east.
I winced as I turned on my computer monitors at work.
Hallelujah, all software functioned. How can this be?
Beats the hell out of me how they managed, but UPS came today.

How can things be so normal?!? I mean, my federal government is shut down?!?
If things weren't normal for you, then maybe it's time to make some changes in YOUR life.

Just saying...

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