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Shut Day Humor: Is The Government Closed?
It appears the answer is yes, and the shutdown stretches as far as the White House.

courtesy of isthegovernmentopen.com
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The reason he can't open the door is not the Government Shutdown.
His wife just won't let him in.
Wow. When did he and Reggie tie the knot?
Where? San Francisco? Boston?
First mow the lawn and get the garbage out nigger. Then we let you in.
Awe come on Reggie, unlock the door will ya?
Maybe the door is unlocked...and Reggie is holding it closed ! When will they open Pandora's Box or the Crack of Doom ? ... or release the Kraken. 21 days away (or less).
WTF? Shouldn't he be golfing?
This dudes casin the joint....
"C'mon Reggie ....
I'm sorry. I'll never ignore the safe word again...
Please let me in."
It's the WHITE house, therefore inherantly racist.
Damn, I've watched the .gif for 5 minutes to see if he gets in...the white house has a lot of doors. Signed, the people who vote
you didn't lock that
"Open up, my clubs are in there."
Hulce laughs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaDRvFYoZA
Now if that only happened back in January of 2008 we be better off.
(Or more importantly back on January 2001)
white house? dass rayciss.
Sadly - Joe will not tell Jill Biden to open the window and fire two shotgun blasts (like an idiot).
Who Who Who Who...
Who locked OBama out?
I remember when W did this same thing...The MSM had a field day with it..
Netanyahu probably locked him out for even pretending to engage in diplomacy with Iran.
"But Bibi, this way we can make unreasonable demands, fabricate more evidence, and then tell people diplomacy failed."
Nothing - absolutely nothing coming out of this government, or most of the corporate and heavily pro-Israel media is the truth.
Question for you boys and girls: Do you think {I'm asking} that the famous old banking families of Europe care one bit about the 'petrodollar' or Qatari pipelines? Have you noticed that Putin has in fact supported special drawing rights and the right of the IMF to continue its economic hits?
Given who has power in campaign finance, media, news, the Ivy League, in civic organizations, and international concerted effort, I think that a global currency, controlled in large part by those who ultimately own the shares in the FR banks, in concert with the Oded Yinon line of plans - are the two main factors at work motivating the "globalists" -
Okay, and again, I'm asking... why don't you?
Yep, Putin is a member of the club as well. Before KGB there was MGB, NKGB, Cheka, back to the banker sponsored revolution. People really need to study some history.
All this 'opposition' nonsense is just to appease us proles a bit.
Looks like he is focused like a laser.. on finding a door that's open.
You go, O!
Look for the sign that says servant's entrance, Chalky.
You work for the people.
BHO door to door annuity salesman, "I have an annuity program to sell you"
Socialism always comes "nothing down"
That is a very nice piece of patching, editing, whatever. Well done.
dayum, das a big screen tb in dere. i gots to find a open doe!
Wow, I'm liking this shutdown a whole lot more if this is the result.
You guys have it all wrong. Obama's just checking all the doors to make sure that they're all locked. I do it every night at my house. He's just contributing his part to the shut down.
Apparently they did this to Obama at Man's Country in Chicago too.
The 1% blackmails Obama: US government has been shut down by the banksters
http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2013/10/the-1-blackmails-obama-us-gov...
Yes. There is a God.
Did he say "I was tryin ta escape, it didn't work"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MtqYdnzSe8
Dr. Nick, "Solvent is the same as imsolvent?"
WILMA!!!
Is this like Oprah peeing for ten minutes on youtube?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wgj8Uuze5s
Its a sad day when FLOTUS's intern is laid off and Michelle can no longer Tweet.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/teamfreedomworks/8-most-passive-aggressive-government-shutdown-aler-eych
This is something truely amazing! I have not seen this happen since the seventies. Inverted yield curve!
1 Mo 3 Mo 6 Mo 1 Yr 2 Yr 3 Yr 5 Yr 7 Yr 10 Yr 20 Yr 30 Yr 0.10 0.02 0.04 0.10 0.33 0.66 1.42 2.04 2.66 3.43 3.72AMAZING!!!
Even though the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT is shut down:
My alarm worked this morning,
as did my bowels. Thankfully, the toilet flushed.
I held my breath, but my truck started.
I panicked, but then I did see the sun rising in the east.
I winced as I turned on my computer monitors at work.
Hallelujah, all software functioned. How can this be?
Beats the hell out of me how they managed, but UPS came today.
How can things be so normal?!? I mean, my federal government is shut down?!?
If things weren't normal for you, then maybe it's time to make some changes in YOUR life.
Just saying...