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Jamie And Lloyd Visit Obama

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Five years ago today, the CEOs of the big banks visited one US president with one goal in mind: get billions in taxpayer dollars to get bailed out. Today, the same bank CEOs are once again at the White House, this time invited by a different president, "as part of the Obama Administration's ongoing efforts to mend relations with the financial services sector and woo their support for White House policy." One can assume that in addition to the trite generalities surrounding the shut government and the debt ceiling, one topic of conversation is how Wall Street can accentuate the severity of the ongoing governance crisis and most certainly includes such demands by Obama as "stop sending stocks higher when the only catalyst is my inability to create any sort of compromise."

So here they are:

Jamie

And Lloyd

 

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Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:14 | 4014114 Max Hunter
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A real president would order their arrest.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:17 | 4014128 LawsofPhysics
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Bingo.  The dealers just checking in on their PR puppets making sure the addicts stay addicted and enslaved.

Same as it ever was (until head roll or supply lines break)...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:18 | 4014136 Manthong
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A real congress and court would have arrested the poser.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:25 | 4014164 Pinto Currency
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God's work was to rig gold and silver so their corporation, the Fed, could blow the biggest credit bubble in history enabling them to  loot the financial system.

Now Jamie and Blankie need a little help.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:32 | 4014185 nope-1004
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All white-collar criminals wear suits.

The pretentious nature of these "ceo's", to look good in public yet rape you in private, is incredible.  Couple of crooks, and they fucking know it.

Was Lloyd just muff-diving?

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:32 | 4014213 Buckaroo Banzai
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Don't be so hard on them. They are just making their required obeisance to the reigning High Priest of Moloch.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:36 | 4014227 john39
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come on man, obama is just an alter boy at best.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:40 | 4014242 nope-1004
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And what's with the flaming pink ties?  Is that a new fashion statement?  Criminals either wear orange or pink?

Couple of douchebags, screwing the world with absolutely no misgivings about it.  They both belong in HELL.

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:48 | 4014272 Bay of Pigs
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This meeting is the real story. it isnt about the gov't shutdown.

Something much bigger is on the way...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:53 | 4014304 Ferrari
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Sounds good, but if this is "it," they're giving 0 his marching orders, would they really do it with cameras blazing? I tend to believe the worst things happen on weekends or in the dead of night. But I buy what you're selling. And I think we all agree, the screen of the shutdown is set, so all systems look to be go for something interesting.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:00 | 4014337 fourchan
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not these two motherfuckers again.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:03 | 4014343 TheTmfreak
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Since the president is the head of the DNC, I wonder if its about asking the global government for a bailout?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:27 | 4014432 Enslavethechild...
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Those smiling cock suckers are in a circle jerk every afternoon, they just want the public to think that they're separate entities and not in bed with each other.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:41 | 4014485 FEDbuster
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There just making sure Obama remembers what they told him to do when they crash the stock market this time.  Going over time lines, false flags, martial law, emergency bank deposit freezes, etc....  and that Bloomberg's "army" is fully armed to protect them in NYC. 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:46 | 4014523 BaBaBouy
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HERE COMES MY LUNCH ........ XXXXXXX

>>>>> BUUUUU---Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ........

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 22:18 | 4016967 TwoShortPlanks
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Obama says, "Well done Boys, we're outa-here!"

Gold, US sovereign coup d'état, and ‘Trading Places’

http://twoshortplanksunplugged.blogspot.com.au/2013/10/gold-us-sovereign-coup-detat-and.html

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 16:06 | 4015297 Professor Fate
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Obama: Would you care for a hors d'oeuvre, Mr. Dimon or a canape?

Dimon: No, thank you, Mr. Obama. How are you feeling tonight?

Obama: Far better than you, my greedy banker.  

Dimon: Your diet, Mr. Obama, insects, they are disgusting.

Obama: Actually, Michelle says they're perfectly nutritious. You see, each life that I ingest gives back life to me.

Dimon: That fly gives you life?

Obama: Certainly. But you might as well ask a man to eat molecules with a pair of chopsticks than to interest me in lesser carnivore.

Dimon: I shall have to invent a new classification of a lunatic for you, Obama. What about spiders? Spiders eat the flies.

Obama: Yes, spiders eat them.

Dimon: What about sparrows?

Obama: Oh, yes. Did you say sparrows?

Dimon: Something larger perhaps?

Obama: Oh, yes. A kitten. I beg you. A little, sleek - a playful kitten. Something I can teach. Something I can feed. No one would refuse me a kitten.

Dimon: Wouldn't you prefer a cat?

Obama: Oh, yes, a big cat! My presidency depends upon it! Michelle bakes an excellent cat. 

Dimon: Your presidency?

Obama: Yes! I need lives. I need lives for the presidency and the master!

Dimon: What? What master?

Obama: The master Blankfein will come, and he has promised to make me immortal!

Shades of Bram Stoker's lunatic Renfield as the master Count Blankfein enters the room.

Fate the Magnificent
"Push the Button, max 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:46 | 4014274 Grande Tetons
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Why does Dimon look so fucking miserable? How many more people does he need to fuck over to find peace.

His buddy, LLoyd, on the other hand, can barely keep a straight face when he thinks of all the people that he has fucked.

 

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:51 | 4014288 JonNadler
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the masters going to the house of the servant? Now that's graciousness!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:16 | 4014394 pods
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Hey O, take a hint from NIN:

Bow down before the one's you serve.....

You're going to get what you deserve.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:41 | 4014492 FEDbuster
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Wonder if they make Barry kiss their pinkie rings?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 16:27 | 4015409 SilverSavant
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All just servants to be seen here.  The masters' laugh behind the curtain, where they are pretty certain they can come out on top again.   Maybe this time it will be different.   Where is my next windmill?   I will knock the next one down for sure this time. 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:39 | 4014244 Stackers
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Free cufflinks for everyone !

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:44 | 4014260 hwwesq3
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Not even an altar boy.  He's Goldman Sachs' house-n___er.

He's been allowed in the big house as long as he serves his masters, who've now arrived for a check-up visit.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 15:13 | 4015001 Lore
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Re: "He's Goldman Sachs' house-n___er."

That would be consistent with my reading as well. It may be sweeping generalization, but "Anglo" banksters have been reputed to look down on people of colour. Is it coincidence that an "African-American" is seen to be in power at such a dangerous time? 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:37 | 4014237 HardlyZero
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Or....making final bug-out arrangements and flight plans.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:53 | 4014307 waterwitch
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Making sure their reservations for Mt. Weather are current.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:32 | 4014457 The Gooch
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^THIS

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:34 | 4014215 SilverIsKing
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Do they bring their own Stevia when visiting the White House?  Or does BO have his own supply he keeps in his pocket?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:42 | 4014232 BLOTTO
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Isn't it amazing how Syria is all quiet now from the MSM?

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For weeks we've been hearing how this huge 'threat' was lurking and 'we need to act -now.'

Yet, the biggest threat was within (budget/gov shut down/debt ceiling) and hardly anyone said fuck all about it until 24 hours before it really started...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:47 | 4014270 john39
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master blaster (netanyahu) wants the focus back on Iran... because allegedly Iran is always a threat to every other country in the region...   best example of projection i have ever seen (israel with its several hundred undeclared nuclear weapons and chemical weapons stockpile- and clearly crazy enough to use both)

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:42 | 4014493 Dubaibanker
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Recent events:

South Africa sent a CEO to jail for 8 years: http://www.moneyweb.co.za/moneyweb-financial/failed-bank-ceo-jailed-for-...

China sent a deputy CEO (a lady) of a bank to jail: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405270230346450457910525167036169...

Iceland sent senior executives to jail last year: http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/12/28/uk-iceland-crisis-idUKBRE8BR0EW...

Spain sent senior most banker to jail for 1 night: at least they tried: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/18/business/global/spanish-banker-goes-to...

UK increased penelties for bankers to 7 year in jail: http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/10/01/uk-britain-banking-reform-idUKB...

While, in US, the music is still on and no senior banker has gone to jail yet and no penalties revised, rather banks have become bigger than ever before due to all the mergers. Will they fall apart sometime in the future: You bet! Will a CEO go to jail: You bet not! why are US laws so capitalistic yet so weak that they cannot prosecute an open criminal activity whether for NINJA loans or bundling of sub prime or money laundering of Mexican drug lords or African politicians. No wonder a President always ends his speech in America with a God Bless! A God is really required to be present in that country! :)

Economist explains: http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2013/05/economist-expl...

One reason so few bankers have been jailed is that it has proved difficult for prosecutors to connect wrongdoing low down in a large financial organisation—submitting false LIBOR estimates, say—to senior executives running the bank. Although the bosses may create or perpetuate a culture in which those lower down the ranks feel entitled or expected to abandon morality, there is seldom a chain of e-mails or other direct instructions that actually advocates wrongdoing. A second reason for the paucity of prosecutions is that in capitalist societies where risk-taking is seen as a necessary part of business, it is not actually illegal to run a bank, or any other company, into the ground.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:29 | 4014728 Herd Redirectio...
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In mob terms, its called 'busting out the joint'.  Selling the assets, loading it up with bad debts (from another co. you or a crony runs), overpaying the execs.  The company MAKING money is not necessary at all, for this process to be effective (and lucrative).

This is a quote from one of your links (the bank ceo from SA): "a matter of great concern, is that a mere reading of the record shows the appellant to be an arrogant individual who at no stage during the lengthy trial displayed any insight into the wrongfulness of his actions. Instead he systematically insulted, belittled and defamed the various witnesses who were called to testify against him, including accusations of corruption and perjury. He showed no sign of remorse,"

Sociopaths don't show remorse.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 15:55 | 4015243 Dubaibanker
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Yep, its true, they are all sociopaths at the very top.

What about the laws, what about the politicians, what about the regulators, what about the activist investors? Sociopaths should not be allowed to become bigger but they did. I dont think sociopaths themselves are to blame. Somebody created them, just like OBL. They represent the morass of the system in a dog eat dog world where the most ruthless survive the politics inside a large corporation over years and then rise with both their hands rinsed in bloody battles fought after each quarterly result rise called 'growth', which is so cheered by the Dow and SPX and led (or fed) further into a vortex.

I honestly dont know whom to blame, the sociopaths or the system that created them and allowed them to thrive for so long?

I want to know who created this environment and kept feeding them. If Blankfien was not there or if Dimon was not there, there would be someone else on the driver's seat. Question is: Why have they been allowed to survive at the head of such large mega corporations for so long and so ruthlessly without any checks and balances where they create no value for their clients except for themselves?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:28 | 4014195 BurningFuld
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Wonder Obomber's popularity would go up if he said: "Bad news boys, we are breaking you up and auditing you from top to bottom and you two are on the top of the list for any and all short falls." "Oh and have a nice day."

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:48 | 4014278 max2205
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Ironic...need Moar down...Ben needs to announce taper 2

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:25 | 4014170 hedgeless_horseman
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Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:30 | 4014200 Spastica Rex
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Bernanke looks like Snarf, but that's the wrong cartoon.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:33 | 4014211 CaptainObvious
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Damnation, hedgeless, that is almost Banzai-worthy!  (bows down in homage)

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:35 | 4014225 HardlyZero
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Is the WH looking for financing ?   Quid pro Quo ?   Payback ?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:34 | 4014219 yogibear
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leeches of the universe.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:43 | 4014249 Crash Overide
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Were surrounded by assholes. Shouldn't we call somebody?

 

Never mind.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:44 | 4014251 Renewable Life
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Here comes the fear-mongering routine! Get all the "important people" around the table and invite in the "experts" in banking and the MIC, and start talking about the collapse and systematic risks and "who's head it will be on", etc etc

DEAL DONE!

DEBT RAISED

BUBBLE CONTINUES..........

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:34 | 4014464 The Gooch
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Pass the RPG.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:25 | 4014183 eclectic syncretist
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One things for sure.  They aren't getting together for a bunch of back-slappin' high-fivin' celebratory bullshit.  They must have a problem.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:41 | 4014208 viahj
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one of their problems is without increased gov't spending, there are no issues of new USTs to buy and flip back to the FED for a tidy profit.  therefore they want the spending crisis resolved ASAP and larger US deficits.

are we seriously "this close" to the debt ponzi collapse?  they must grow the debt ponzi at all costs.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:44 | 4014255 Herd Redirectio...
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Actually, you are wrong.  When 10 yr bonds from 2003 mature, they get rolled over, they aren't paid off.

So new issues happen even when the debt stays the same size.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:54 | 4014311 viahj
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maturing issues that are rolled do not increase the ponzi.  all ponzis must grow.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:34 | 4014771 Herd Redirectio...
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Well, unfunded liabilities coming due will be increasing the gov'ts expenditure by quite a margin, in the years to come.  I wouldn't worry about them having to find things to spend it on, they have already promised the moon to Boomers.

The real question is with the government accounting.  Like, for eg, the gov't tells you it spent $400m buying a new "thingamabob" (cruise missiles, helicopters, maybe an aircraft carrier or dozens of drones), which will cost $800m (the rest is on the gov'ts tab).  But the 'expense' for this year is just $20m because the thingabob will (supposedly) be useful for 20 years.

I don't trust their accounting, period.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:10 | 4014382 spandrall
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Jamie: "Hey there, big O, got problems? You should sell us some gold."

LloydL "Yeah for realz. It's a sell. Goldman is like, completely short right now."

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:17 | 4014132 ZippyBananaPants
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Boy they fucked up the whole thing.  

What the hell happened to the Syria crisis?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:26 | 4014178 Chupacabra-322
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Fucked up? They're fucking alright. Barry's about to get DP & like it.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:06 | 4014614 55 men
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In highschool my friends and I would call it (BNV) back nine violated....

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:22 | 4014163 Bangin7GramRocks
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One large criminal cabal. This week with Obama will save Ol' Jamie about $10 billion in his settlement. Worth every penny spent fueling the jet and renting 2 floors of the Four Seasons.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:29 | 4014196 Chupacabra-322
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+ infinity. Only one part of The Global Criminal Oligarch Cabal Bankster Intelligence Crime Syndicate. Based out of The City of London & Vatican City.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:36 | 4014779 Herd Redirectio...
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Wall St, Washington, City of London, then I'd rate the Vatican as an influence after that.

Financial, Military, Financial, Cultural/Religious.  Church, meet State.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:59 | 4014257 Son of Captain Nemo
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Yes but we don't have a President, Congress or an AG that functions and upholds it's oath to that "God damn piece of paper"...

One other suggestion would certainly remedy the situation lickety split -But who inside the Government (past or present) has the testicles to carry out that deed when the rest of us don't have "any"?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:24 | 4014675 Rathmullan
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Here's the ministry of propaganda's spin on the meeting of the whores:

"Big Bank CEOs Go to Bat for Main Street"

By

By | Breakout – 45 minutes ago

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:29 | 4014730 Rathmullan
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looks like little lloyd has been lauging all the way from the bank --- and why not?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:59 | 4014864 stocktivity
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"Mend Relations" ?????  What the fuck!!! This administration destroyed the whole middle class to take care of these bastards!!! No wonder they have stupid grins on their face. They're just laughing at us.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 15:44 | 4015182 pelican
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The picture above make me want to vomit. Totally in your face.

I kind of feel bad for them though, someday someone is going to snap and all that money isn't going to do them any good.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:16 | 4014118 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Photoshop.

Crosshairs.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:16 | 4014120 Xibalba
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"The American people"

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:15 | 4014121 Devotional
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the sheeple do not care.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:16 | 4014122 IndyPat
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Let the tanks roll bitches.....I dare ya

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:16 | 4014124 Dr. Engali
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Damn I'm torn on this. On one hand I want them to tell Zero to go fuck himself, and on the other hand I would love to see these two drug out in handcuffs.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:20 | 4014140 IndyPat
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Why not wish for the hattrick?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:39 | 4014241 kralizec
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I'm surprised the White House is open...I guess it is only open for crooks and cronys (damn, I repeat myself!)...little school kids are banned again though...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:19 | 4014147 Skateboarder
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How about all three? For the children...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:16 | 4014130 TaperProof
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These couple of criminals. What a joke

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:17 | 4014131 chdwlch1
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"It" must be getting close...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:43 | 4014248 Jim in MN
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Shhhhh....it's coming all right.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:37 | 4014473 The Gooch
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"shutdown" was the cue.

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:18 | 4014133 pragmatic hobo
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what's wrong with "the people" visiting their elected president?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:41 | 4014245 Jim in MN
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And it's such a nice day.  Maybe they should take a couple of blankets and just sit out on the front lawn.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:02 | 4014344 Son of Captain Nemo
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+10000000000000000

My sentiments exactly.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:19 | 4014134 IndyPat
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This is how the progressive commie shitbags think this will go down...

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/114945/two-russians-walk-parliamentar...

I don't think so.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:17 | 4014135 1100-TACTICAL-12
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 where's a rouge meteror when you need it. ?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:19 | 4014148 IndyPat
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ISON comet scheduled for Thanksgiving.

Was the best we could do.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:21 | 4014156 Devotional
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Planet Niburu?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:34 | 4014218 Pure Evil
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We just had a pretty decent sized asteroid pass by a couple of weeks ago that wasn't found until after it whizzed by at about half the distance to the moon. Not big enough to cause significant damage though.

Asteroid flyby

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:43 | 4014250 IndyPat
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Word around the campfire is that ISON picked up a bunch of hitchhikers in the asteroid belt and is towing them our way, some fore and aft.
So there's that to look forward to. If you look at ISONs path, earth will be washing in the comets tail mid December. Oh goodie!
Of course the suns gravity could also smash it to fuck and rain it down on us, so there's that.
Anyway, add plenty of booze to ur prep stock, it' could be a nice show until it's not.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:45 | 4014261 Herd Redirectio...
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Link?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:59 | 4014326 IndyPat
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Space.com and YouTube search on ISON should tell you what you need to know
Space.com for the gravitational bit, but they don't come out and say the obvious after effects. Don't have to be a genius to know that a break up of a 6 mile diameter comet on its slingshot would put a damper on holiday shopping.
YouTube has a lot of good animations on trajectory and some good lectures.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:46 | 4014823 Herd Redirectio...
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I don't know, looking at the trajectory, after it comes round the sun is trajectory is not parallel to Earth.  So it looks to me like the tail will be above Earths orbit (in the December fly by).  And then we go through in id January, where the comet passes here at the end of Oct.

"If one only looked at the top-down view, it looks like the comet passes close to the Earth around the end of December, but the view from the side shows that this is not really the case."

Of course, this is all coming from NASA, so if the trajectory was closer to Earth, I would not be surprised if they 'miscalculated'.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:56 | 4014318 SubjectivObject
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Right on NSA schedule.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:20 | 4014151 Spastica Rex
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They come in red?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:57 | 4014321 j0nx
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I prefer teal meterors myself.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:31 | 4014448 ParkAveFlasher
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Teal?  HATE IT.  Taupe is not so ... jejeune.  </gay>

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:23 | 4014137 lolmao500
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Send teams of assassins to take these treasonous bastards out. If the public sector won't take care of business, aka the FBI, time for private contractors to do the American people justice.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:19 | 4014144 Spastica Rex
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chicken/egg

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:21 | 4014150 NuYawkFrankie
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Blackfiend looks like he's just had a sh!t sandwich

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:24 | 4014167 ParkAveFlasher
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I would say he has a "sh!t-eating grin">

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:37 | 4014231 Pure Evil
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Was that a photo taken after his visit with Flaming Ohomo? His teeth are really milky white and it looks as if a few pubes are still stuck between his teeth.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:06 | 4014358 ParkAveFlasher
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I would say that Obama would be the One to do the servicing.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:53 | 4016047 Pure Evil
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Either way, plenty of reach arounds for everybody in the orifice office.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:20 | 4014155 booboo
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It's good to be King for a day..........I'm talkin about Obama.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:21 | 4014160 Meatballs
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Fuck these douche bags. If I never see their faces again it'll be too soon.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:22 | 4014161 Unprepared
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Maybe they will be negotiating with Obama on how many of their respective (federal) banks' employees will be furloughed as a result of the government shut down.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:22 | 4014162 chdwlch1
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Jaime and Lloyd are just dropping by to check on their "polfolios" in D.C. Their bought-and-paid-for Washington puppets need to "get to work" in order to maintain the 5,000% annual ROI that they're accustomed to.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:23 | 4014166 pods
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Ouch, this ain't the DP that O was hoping for was it?

pods

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:26 | 4014189 Skateboarder
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Reggie's jealous.

@_@

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:25 | 4014181 IndyPat
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Ok this is how we light the wick on this motherfucker.
Everyone go withdraw $2k from checking.
Buy an ounce of shiney.
Enjoy the bank holiday.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:26 | 4014188 sister tika
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Lloyd Blankfein and his 44 million dollar shack in the Hamptons.  Poor bastard.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:31 | 4014201 BurningFuld
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But is he happy?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:29 | 4014197 CaptainObvious
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I can just picture this conversation:

Obummer:  Good afternoon, my Lords.  How may I abase myself to you today?

Blankfiend:  Listen, pissant.  This shutdown is not helping us.  How do you expect us to finish draining the peasant class if they're not getting paid and going out to spend their entire paycheck?

Oblamer:  My most abject apologies, Master Lloyd.  You see, those meanie Republicans won't let me fund your government.  It's not my fault! (crying)

Dimebag:  Shh, shh, it's all right, my serf.  I have arranged for Boehner to end the charade.  Seems he likes to snort cocaine out of the navels of prepubescent girls, so I made sure to get him what he needs.  (holds out his iPhone and shows Oblamer a photo of Boehner nodding and holding a post-it note that reads "You owe me one!"

Obomber:  Oh, thank you, my Lord and master!  I am ever so grateful for your assistance in this matter!  But what do I do about my approval rating?  No matter what I do, they hate me! (sobs)

Blankfiend:  (patting the patsy on his weak, womanly back and rolling his eyes at Dimebag)  There, there.  We will arrange for a young white man to shoot up a preschool.  Would you like me to send Reggie in to help comfort you?

Obammy:  Oh!  Would you do that for me?  Thank you! (kneels down and kisses his puppetmaster's feet.)  And could you tell him to wear the red negligee, please?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:32 | 4014212 IndyPat
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That pretty much nailed it and I just booted on the desk.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:33 | 4014198 Son of Captain Nemo
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And the fraud goes on!...

And why wouldn't they be smiling? 

The only way to wipe that smug assed grin off both those faces is when they start arriving at the White House "unannounced" and in armored personnel carriers because the public will be out front or at the airports waiting for them!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:32 | 4014205 monopoly
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Disgusting that these two Charlatan's are not in jail. Amerika!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:30 | 4014206 RacerX
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those guys should be wearing orange jumpsuits. with chains.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:35 | 4014224 IndyPat
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I'd prefer their intestines wrapped around their necks, but chains will do for now.
Baby steps.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:40 | 4014243 CaptainObvious
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I'd prefer them to be drawn, quartered, and carted through the streets while the serfs toss feces at their dismembered corpses, but yes, baby steps.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:34 | 4014214 NOTaREALmerican
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The owners of the debt plantation visit with management to get a status on the debt serfs.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:36 | 4014230 IndyPat
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The Spice must flow!
Send the Harkonans to the streets!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:37 | 4014235 NIHILIST CIPHER
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"mend relations" my ass          WH is CONTROL CENTRAL for Lloyd and Jamie

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:42 | 4014246 yogibear
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How over a weekend in 2008 Goldman Sachs became a bank to get TARP money for a bailout.

New York, September 21, 2008 -- The Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. (NYSE: GS) today announced that it will become the fourth largest Bank Holding Company and will be regulated by the Federal Reserve

 

 

 

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 16:50 | 4015527 optimator
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The Boyz all joined the free money crowd: 

Right after Jeffy Immeltt the Episcopalian became Jewish and was appointed to the New York Federal Reserve Bank guess what happened?   http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505123_162-35040201/general-electric-taps-tarp-for-additional-liquidity/
Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:46 | 4014269 resurger
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A smile at the doorsteps of a slaughterhouse.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:46 | 4014271 NaiLib
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Boehner , Lloyd and Dimon, will all be shown a transcript of their NSA records, and then everything will fall in place .....

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:48 | 4014276 NIHILIST CIPHER
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YOGI it's called "DOUCHEBAGGERY"     BECAUSE THEY CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:47 | 4014280 Serfs_Up
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Weird to see upper level management come by and give orders to Obumfuck in person. I thought all this could be handled thru the NSA switchboard

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:49 | 4014281 vegas
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Group photo-op for the biggest criminals in Amerika. Life in the crony-fascist States of Chalky. Gee, how come Corzine wasn't invited?

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:49 | 4014283 Handful of Dust
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Perhaps Barry will hand them 'Medals of Freedom' ... like he gave Buffet?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:51 | 4014285 Atomizer
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I would think such meeting holds a conflict of interest under the mounting investigations & associated fines lodged against the Banking underworld.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:25 | 4014435 Sandmann
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They thought Jack Kennedy was tied into the Mob - looks like Obama is simply a Made Man

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:50 | 4014287 walküre
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Pretty obvious why they're there. Damage control. Don't mind the noise and a quiet stock market. The shit is hitting the fan again and the banks are in trouble. Shutdown is deflationary and is going to send Wall Street scrambling. The banksters need Obama to work with them and concede to House Republicans. Nobody knows what's coming next.

Got cash, gold, silver, ammo and food?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:50 | 4014289 Duc888
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King O's gonna bust out those knee pads now...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:51 | 4014292 buttmint
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...what we are all witnessing are the major heads of the FSA--Free Shit Army! Yes, everyone loves to tease and make fun of folks on EBT cards (administered by Jamie hisself---doncha think JPM takes a healthy cut?), make fun of folks in wheelchairs shopping at WalMart when they receive their welfare checks. Oh, and the criminal elite is NOT the FSA? Have Mercy, we have one fucked up Nation, or what is left of it.

The wealthy will steal all the money--all legit, of course---then the money value will evaporate. Biz as usual. Yawn.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:40 | 4014790 Emergency Ward
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Capos de Confetti-bucks with Muscle-Boss Bag Man.  All with leering "fuck you" grins.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:54 | 4014306 Hannibal
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Where is the DOJ/US Marshals Serv., to arrest these scumbags??

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 12:56 | 4014317 bearish1
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We could have rounded them all up in one swoop at the White/Black House!!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:04 | 4014351 shovelhead
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"Look , I'm sorry Holder dropped the ball and cost you a few bucks, but Dammit, I need a crisis to blame on the Republicans...What have you got?"

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:06 | 4014362 solidsteele
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 i bet Obama said Foque the congress i will get the money for obama care from the bankers we bailed out back when George B bailed out these criminals

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:08 | 4014372 Inthemix96
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Lookey right here folks.

Talk about rubbing the noses of the proletariat in it eh?

These two cunts should be dis-embowelled on the fucking lawn as an afront to common decency, but no, they pop their disgusting heads in just to let you lot know, who runs the puppets strings country they rape and pilliage on a daily basis.  Eat your peas peons.

And the 'O' isnt a fucking filthy joke for the world to see eh????

This is beyond all rhyme or reason.  These two world wrecking bastards should be tortured every day of their remaining lives with extreme predjudice, along with the choom boy for being subservient in public office.

Shit, I seriously despise these cunts.

;-(

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:50 | 4014847 Herd Redirectio...
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A hockey team at least has to win the Stanley Cup to visit the White House.  What did these clowns ever do (other than robbing, stealing, pillaging, lying, bribing, threatening)?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 14:50 | 4014850 Herd Redirectio...
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I forgot looting.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:12 | 4014388 Fix It Again Timmy
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What about inviting some senior citizens whose life savings are earning .25%?  People find it hard to believe that the check you wrote to the IRS is endorsed by the Federal Reserve System - a cartel of privately owned banks.  That's right,  You, you and you - you're working for the bankers....

"Pay any F.R.B. Branch or Gen. Depository for credit U.S. Treas. This is in payment of US. oblig."

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:14 | 4014396 Jahbulon
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Giving him his marching orders?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:37 | 4014412 drunkenlout
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Meeting with Blankfein and Dimon was to conclude at 12:30, followed by Obama having lunch with Biden.  Jack Lew is coming at 4:30, Cong leaders at 5:30.  D'ye think that Obama is giving the banksters a couple hours to shit nickles on Congress Critters to make them more receptive later this afternoon?  Obama could defray their actual cost by negotiating away JPM's near-billion dollar Whale fine.  Who could resist such a deal?  Why do the bankers have to go to Washington to have this chat when there are telecommunications?  Does Obama fear eaves-dropping, like the rest of us?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:40 | 4014490 walküre
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you assume the Oval Office is not bugged?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:52 | 4014551 drunkenlout
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Good point.  I think we've known since Nixon that the oval office is bugged, by the Occupant of said Oval Office.  It looks to me that Obama is now significantly opposed by Pentagon denizens, who told him to STFU on Syria.  Generals run NSA, which records everything that goes through I-net and telecom equipment.  I'm thinking that the same NSA that tracks the President's opponents now reports to some of those same opponents.  

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:09 | 4015862 groundedkiwi
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Now I know why US presidents play so much golf..

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 16:37 | 4015471 optimator
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The shouting of "Yawwwwwwwwwwsaw!" must have been heard in the halls during that meeting!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:20 | 4014413 CaptainSpaulding
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"Those two bastards, They smiled at me"

  - Bonasera, The Godfather

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:23 | 4014426 Sandmann
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Are these his old buddies from Man's Country in Chicago ?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:23 | 4014427 Sandmann
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Are these his old buddies from Man's Country in Chicago ?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:48 | 4014533 moneybots
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Don't these people belong in prison?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:48 | 4014534 Wahooo
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Motherfuckers.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:52 | 4014552 dogmete
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Did ya'all see the Second City commercial for Obama & WW3?  It is great:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sdO6pwVHQ&feature=youtu.be

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