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Matt Taibbi On The CNBC "Presstitutes"

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Submitted by Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

The top definition of presstitute according to Urban Dictionary is:

1. presstitute
A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.

It has become abundantly clear in recent years that the mainstream media can not be identified as anything other that a collective of mediocre, corporate/government ass-kissing presstitutes. Different media outlets cater to different special interests, but the end result is all the same. MSNBC for example is essentially a straight up PR outlet for the Democratic Party, while Fox News represents the neo-con arm of the Republican Party and the military-industrial complex generally.

CNBC has a special position in the presstitute media hierarchy. They basically defend Wall Street at all costs. The station represents the most important media gatekeeper for the financial oligarch, crony class.The following video is an interview on the daily political talk show Majority Report, hosted by Sam Seder. In this episode, he discusses with Matt Taibbi the recent appearance of Salon’s Alex Pareene on CNBC in which Maria Bartiromo unabashedly presstitutes herself out for Jaime Dimon and JP Morgan in an utterly embarrassing manner.
The clip is a little over 16 minutes, but well worth your time. Sam Seder is pretty hilarious and his rapport with Taibbi is excellent.
So here’s my question for Maria. If all that matters is the bottom line “ex-legal problems” then why did the Feds raid the Silk Road rather than allow them to “settle without admitting guilt?” After all they were a “cash generating machine” too. Take that one on Money Honey.



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Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:32 | 4017238 22winmag
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Journalists or J'Whorenalists?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:35 | 4017247 g'kar
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The Collective speaks with one voice.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:43 | 4017269 TeamDepends
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This is an insult to ho's the world over.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:49 | 4017285 ACP
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Damn, if I were a CEO of a big bank I can get Maria to blow me too...nice. I wonder if she swallows.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:54 | 4017294 Fish Gone Bad
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Throw her in prison for being an "economic criminal enabler" and she will do whatever she needs to.  After all she is a prestitute.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:05 | 4017319 old naughty
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What, you think that little call to the editor(s) only happen in the movies?

And all the Deep Throat spewed only the truth?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:19 | 4017340 ACP
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Maria wouldn't know the truth if I spewed it all over her face in big white gobs.


Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:23 | 4017357 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Becky Quick does. Also truth=Warren Buffett nut. 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:51 | 4017455 Richard Chesler
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Ah Maria Fartaroma, there was nver a banster cock she found too sour.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:08 | 4017478 imaginalis
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Duff McDonald? What a roaster.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:20 | 4017487 philipat
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Why can't there be a Financial Channel that "Tell's it like it is"?

1. No Talking Heads form Wall Street without fees promoting stocks

2. No Advertising.

What a Sad world we live in and all the more important that the freedom of the Internet is preserved, despite all attepts to shut it down.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 04:51 | 4017555 GetZeeGold
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CNBC.....sponsored by GE and Sheri's Ranch.


It's all about the fantasy....


The following is for mature viewers only.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:00 | 4017601 The Alarmist
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"why did the Feds raid the Silk Road rather than allow them to “settle without admitting guilt?” After all they were a “cash generating machine” too. "

Their pockets weren't deep enough to make sufficient contributions to the right campaigns, to employ an army of lobbyists, and to have enough cash left over after all that to pay the slap-on-the-wrist fine that would have kept them out of jail.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:10 | 4017611 negative rates
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Look, there's that young kid Sorkin who cuts off the conversations that don't lead to his conclusions. He must have learned well from his teachers.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 08:32 | 4017820 beachdude
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Squawk box has become unwatchable with the addition of Sorkin. Becky Quick is insufferable with her faces and mannerisms... she just gets worse to have to look at over time. Kernan tries to hold it all together, but they've tried to make this production "entertainment", more and more meaningless banter and bleating in a vain attempt to "shine the spotlight" on the aforementioned ebullient personalities.

Just dreck...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:31 | 4017622 nmewn
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The larger criminal enterprises always attack the smaller competitors, its how they remain large ;-)

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 09:36 | 4018027 halfawake
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Thu, 10/03/2013 - 09:39 | 4018039 Drachma
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Back-stratchers, boot-lickers, ass-kissers, smiling apple-polishers, suck-ups, shameless ingratiators, servile fawners, obsequious kowtowers, brown-nose toadiers, kneeling panderers, curry-favoring grovellers, bow and scaping trucklers...whores...

Thank God I got that off my chest.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:51 | 4017635 Wahooo
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Wow! A 5-patty cheeseburger. Guess you probably do work up a real appetite at the ranch.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:47 | 4017712 aldousd
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Becasuse it costs money to have a Financial channel?  I am not in favor of 'presstitutes' but you're sounding pretty dumb asking for something with nobody paying for it. You think it would be better if it were a public, ie, government institution? Yeah, we'd certainly get the unadulterated truth then....

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 08:38 | 4017837 I am more equal...
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A prostitute can douche the dungeon of pleasure and be somewhat clean and ready to go again.  A pressitute has no douche and becomes dirtier and less useful to their pimps. 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:51 | 4017717 Montezuma
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It doesnt sell yet. Sorry to break it to day but world is full of retards who want social porn and bullshit fame stories not news.

Find an article called "The Idiot Culture" by Bernstein. Its the fame and rock star culture. Except now the "stars" are CEOs and WS Gurus.


Ps. Can you think about a channel that tells people how banks are robbing your money with their phony products? People might start to question why the hell do we need a complex too big to fail banking system when they should be just lending out money and market making. Not creating huge derivatives from nothing.


Thu, 10/03/2013 - 10:51 | 4018311 Buck Johnson
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No kidding, this whore is literally a whore.  So many rumors about her and what she did for access and why/how she married that fund manager. 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:06 | 4017322 Stackers
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Name 3 things JPM has done illegal

1. Electricity rate rigging
2. Mortgage security fraud
3. Madoff bank for 20 years
4. Defrauded credit card customers by jacking payment schedules
More ?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:21 | 4017354 LawyerScum
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Didn't JPM end up with the cash Corzine looted from his clients?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:31 | 4017372 Cognitive Dissonance
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Chump change. They put that cash in the Xmas cleaning person tip jar, then took 90% as their management fee.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 05:53 | 4017594 22winmag
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It goes back to before WWI... with JPM brokering and financing illegal steel and arms deals to the British and French in violation of the Neutrality Act.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:01 | 4017603 The Alarmist
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Come on, now ... these are nothing more than unproven allegations.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:41 | 4017627 GetZeeGold
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Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:03 | 4017648 NoDebt
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Are you implying Mark Hanes' untimely death may not have been from "natural causes"?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 09:00 | 4017913 rqb1
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I always liked Mark. 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:04 | 4017641 Dingleberry
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And that's just the shit we know of.  

I would add the Whale Trade, manipulating (shorting) silver, Jefferson County bribes (politicians went to jail but no banksters!?), etc. etc. 

If the mob did this they would be charged under RICO. 


Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:26 | 4017684 swampyankee
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You JPM's forgot RINs trading and how it fucks us all with higher gas prices.


Nice moobs.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:57 | 4017303 SMG
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I hope every single one of you journalists who are implicated by article read this.  You are betraying innocent people who look to you to explain to them the truth about how they are being harmed.  Do not kid yourself, the people at the top are causing much suffering and even death among honest hardworking citizens.  The people at the top need their sins exposed.  Do not let the evil ones get away with this.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:13 | 4017612 negative rates
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You are getting the truth, THEIRS

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:17 | 4017665 Help Is Not Coming
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Everything is based on trust. Trust that the gov't does the right thing. Trust that your elected politicians actually represent your interests. Trust that the press is actually reporting the truth. Trust that the money that we're getting paid with actually will hold its value. Trust that your pension will be there when you get there. Trust that the public school system will actually provide your child with an education. Trust, Trust and more trust.

There is less and less trust these days in anything and it is something that is becoming increasingly rare in this country.

That fact that CNN's ratings have sunk to new lows just shows that the people are increasingly not buying what the presstitutes are selling.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 05:57 | 4017600 El Oregonian
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Well, if your name is Jamie I'm sure she'd let you play in her "soft patch".

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 05:59 | 4017585 El Oregonian
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Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:00 | 4017316 Kirk2NCC1701
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And it is saying: Resistance is futile. Arguments are irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated.

You're fighting the Borg. Prepare accordingly.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:39 | 4017258 iDealMeat
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And so fuckin what..  Rolling Stone whores themselves out too for the ad dollar..   Don't watch teevee or don't buy the frickin mag..

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:39 | 4017382 SoCalBusted
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+1 Flipped through an issue of RS that my daughter bought.  Not much news about music.  Mostly an Obama script.  Miss P.J.  Oh, and the mag is pretty thin, even after reducing the size of the pages.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:43 | 4017447 BeetleBailey
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Used to read RS. Now....not.

They taint lick the Obama......whatever the fuck it is.

Partisan hacks. ...and their music reviews started sucking....

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 04:56 | 4017556 GetZeeGold
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Remember when they use to play music on MTV and you got your music news from John Stewart?


A real sign you're getting old!


MTV doesn't play music anymore and John Stewart just does the regular news.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 03:07 | 4017519 heinrich6666
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See the trainwreck of an interview Taibbi did with David Ray Griffin to see what a hack he is.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:49 | 4017283 McMolotov
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"Journalists" felate the powers-that-be hoping they'll somehow gain access to the Big Club™. Witness all the "journalists" who have jumped ship and latched onto the Obama administration.

It's really quite pathetic. They're like the slutty high school girl who fucks 50 guys thinking it'll make her popular.

The people in charge view these morons exactly the same way all sociopaths throughout history have: as useful idiots.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:58 | 4017302 Fish Gone Bad
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the slutty high school girl who fucks 50 guys thinking it'll make her popular.

What makes you think that any girl who would do 50 guys would not be popular???  Look at Sasha Grey.  Popular?  Try stinking rich too.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 05:52 | 4017593 El Oregonian
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You know if she attached each one she's had on to her outside she'd be a walking porcupine.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:29 | 4017498 OldPhart
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Oh, fer fucks sake's! 

Is there anyone on Zero Hedge that watches the 'news' as resembling little more than a 'Road Runner/Wiley Coyote' Cartoon?

We've hung around these haunts.  We've already jeered the institutionalized asshats that we see on the televison, hear on the ra-didio, and see and ignore on yourboob.

We already know this shit.  We've been tracking it for the last five years or so.

When are we going to put a stop to it?  When is someone going to step out of the crowd and into the camera to call bullshit to all of it, or to make a pretty graphic demonstration of how fed up we really are?


Thu, 10/03/2013 - 04:56 | 4017557 prains
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Whores generally provide a private service to a customer that once the transaction is complete it no longer has any outside effect barring physical or moral concerns. In this sense, it's a closed loop outcome. What these "pressitutes" accomplish is FAR from a closed loop outcome and their actions have huge effects on other parties outside the "bedroom". What they point to, < more than just cronyism, corruption, servitude to a paymaster> is that the nSSA/uSSA is a FAILED MERITOCRACY.

The democratic idea>>

that your age, class or race is no bar to your future success if you're smart, work hard and set out to accomplish your goals, MERIT will see you succeed...... NO LONGER APPLIES, so you needn't apply either.


this disease is central to all the cultural and social problems that has plagued the nSSA for centuries and all we've done is reach it's natural like it's Nov.9, 1989. <in reverse>

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:32 | 4017241 smlbizman
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i watched this earlier.....tell me something we dont know....still spread the word..

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:39 | 4017243 Burticus
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It's "LAMESCREAM."  The cheerleading presstitutes in the lamescream corporate media cartel who mindlessly parrot the gubbermint-sanctioned drivel on their teleprompters.

Ho lee fok.  Sum ting wong.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:33 | 4017244 Eireann go Brach
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Maria's titts are so saggy now, she needs to tuck those puppies in her shoes!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:38 | 4017252 Rakshas
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But but the whores of jersey shoar will be on in a few minutes ........... FWIW - I like that our MSM doesn't confuse me with facts 'cause that would really cut into my drinking time.....

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:41 | 4017262 Cognitive Dissonance
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The Fourth Estate was sold at auction to the highest corporate bidder and is now little more than walking dead for the brain dead.

<May it rest in peace decomposing pieces.>

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:04 | 4017607 The Alarmist
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The Fourth Estate has decided to make iteself the fifth branch of government.  Their corporate sponsors are now the sixth.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:44 | 4017270 mark mchugh
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Maria has a problem spewing things that are not actual fact?

I can't remember the last time she spewed a fact.


Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:46 | 4017279 Cognitive Dissonance
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Long time no see Mark. Nice to catch you in real time haunting the halls of ZH. 

<Mrs Cog says "Hi".>

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:54 | 4017297 mark mchugh
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I still frequent.  I'm going to send the Mrs. something related to this thread....

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:08 | 4017325 Cognitive Dissonance
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Mrs Cog has been reading you longer than she's been reading me so she really enjoys anything you pen.....even if its "just" personal correspondence.

Thank you for responding to her email with the truth, that she writes very well. I tell her that all the time, but she doesn't believe a word I say regarding that matter. She thinks I'm biased and I'm just saying that to get her into bed. :)

It's good for her to be encouraged by someone she knows and greatly respects.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:18 | 4017348 Dr. Engali
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I just want to say that your dedication to your wife is admirable CD. I love to see/ hear people talk about their loved ones in this manner.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:26 | 4017363 Cognitive Dissonance
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Mrs Cog is the best thing to happen to me EVER. But don't tell her I said that or she'll want to hear it moar often. I prefer action over words, but damn if she don't want both. ;)

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:08 | 4017390 Dr. Engali
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Well the talk of loved ones always helps me feel optimistic about the future. Thank you.

Edit... Some how I suspect she knows it and read it already.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:56 | 4017461 NidStyles
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You two are cute together.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:03 | 4017647 Dr. Engali
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Awe shucks....... Thanks

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:44 | 4017446 mark mchugh
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Wow thanks, CD.  Of course you know I meant it.

I was lucky enough in the early days to have people step up and encourage me and it still means so much to me.  I never wanted to be a cookie-cutter writer, but I wasn't sure that anyone would ever grasp what I was trying to do.  Knowing that at least few people get your message makes all the difference.

Obviously she's a very different kind of writer than me.  She's graceful and a pleasure to read.

Believe it or not, one of my guiding forces in writing is Dr Suess.  His books are scripts that can tranform even the most unimaginative parents into rock stars for their kids.  With my writing, I always secretly hope that someone will read it out loud to a friend.  I know, nuts.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:19 | 4017669 AR
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 Hey CD:

I left you a quick "how are you doing" message on yesterday's article you penned. I hope all is well. I had a old time mentor starting out; he gave me a bit of advice. He said " what people do, not what they say, and... everything comes down to money for 99.9% of the people in society, so follow the money."

Naive, 20-something and starting out I was a bit skeptical of the last half of his advice. Over the years however - and especially in today's historical environment where anything goes - I’ve come to realize just how accurate his advice really was.

In closing, I am always amazed at what well educated, seemingly intelligent people will do and say to spin a situation, story or bullshit each other. Maybe it's the internet populating tens of thousands of spin stories each day that has caused people to lose all sense of honor, integrity and character these days.  Who knows.  But, it's fun listening to them "whore" themselves day after day.  Good 'ol Maria  B., from hat-check girl to mainstream media - of which, without her big mouth and ass - no one would probably ever notice she exisited (not that anyone does today with her ratings).

Clearly society (and "Big-Ass Bartiromo" ["BAB"] for short) have all come to a point where rubbing elbows, defending the likes of Pretty Boy and having a PR photo taken with sthe o-called power brokers at banquets and luncheons, is much more important to their star power, credibility and weak character (think, advertising dollars) then (at the very least) staying neutral on matters like these.

In closing, I really liked the comment where BAB says JPM is making more money then ever. Well hell, sure they are, and so did the Mafia -- both of who consistantly broke the law and put up their middle finger at society and law enforcement the entire time. Welcome to the New America I guess. By the way, a good friend of ours plays golf with Ken Lewis from time to time. Kenny boy is alive and well and enjoying his millions without any worries I am told.

You take care my friend.  All the best to your family too...  AR


Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:54 | 4017277 Dr. Engali
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From the sounds of things Maria was flying the private jets servicing the Morgue bankers like she did for the Citi bankers.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:10 | 4017329 BlackChicken
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That would be one of the few things she did to earn money; the 'talking' she does on CNBC is just a front and has no value whatsoever.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:50 | 4017284 in4mayshun
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Anyone see Ventura on CNBC today. Who got fired over that slip...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:49 | 4017286 Jack Burton
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CNBC and the girls who whore for Wall-Street speculators, skimmers and masters of fraud are basically a complete and utter propaganda arm of the current Wall-Street crooks. No, this is not a market, it is a deeply manipulated money transfer machine. Hint, the money goes from workers, small business and the poor, straight into the pockets of JPM, Goldman and a selection of well connected hedge funds. The Fed IS a hedge fund, that is now admitted.  I urge everyone to examine the figures on income disparity and the growing trend for all income gains to go to a select minority. An NO this minority is not creating new businesses, not coming up with new produts, producing needed resources, NOPE, they are simply trading on NSA provided insider information, and insider information the financial elites sheare with each other. The there is congress. where insider trading is a legal activity, according to the laws the congress people abide by, they can pass law and change regulations and before hand can take long positions that will benefit from the laws they write. Imagine, this is 100% legal! And the feds are going to throw this Slik Roas guy in jail for fucking ever. Why, because the elites were not getting their cut of the action!

Obama needs to attack Syria and get that ball rolling, distract the people, because the proclaimed economic recovery, YES, even today they are claiming America is in full economic recovery, that fake recovery is really going to sink into a deeper depression on Main Street, while Wall-Street keeps cashing in.

Arrest anyone who is not lining the pockets of the 1%! Wage war on any nation that refuses a US corporate take over and being under the thumb of the Dollar as reserve currency. Syria, Iran and Russia. Obama and the war machine is taking them down in that order. This will provoke World War three. I used to think we would have to attack Russia to get a world war, but now I believe the US attack on Iran will trigger it, because Putin is drawing the line at Iran's border. He has said the USA will not get to inavde Iran for free. I believe him. He sees that Russia is on the neocon and banker hit list.

Hard times are coming. Own gold if you can. Own real assets that are of use in daily living. You can't eat dollar bills, that ass wipe is heading for worthless status. King Dollar is in danger.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:54 | 4017296 prains
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Jack you always nail it with absolute clarity...thank you

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:59 | 4017305 DaveyJones
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Jack always gets the emotion just right too

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:37 | 4017379 AssFire
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Hell yes, Way to speak it Jack!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:14 | 4017338 Dr. Engali
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The way I see it is if we don't take a stand now, it's never going to happen. The gates will have been closed, society will have been completely polarized with the false paradigm between the reds and the blues. Right now both parties are pointing their collective fingers at the tea party, which says to me they are both pointing at anybody who opposes government.

When this shit all crashes and burns they have a scapegoat, and the average American retard will buy it lock stock and barrel. They will roll over and gladly accept whatever policies big government throws at them, because it's in their best interest. Hell if both parties agree that a group of rabble rousers are bad then it must be true right?

Now is the time, if we don't we are fucked, our children are fucked and their children are fucked.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:00 | 4017400 Professorlocknload
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  I feel your pain there Doc. Been evangelizing on that for decades, but I think we've reached a critical mass, where more receive the largess of Leviathan, than don't. Obombercare pretty much seals it.

  Of course, it's generally the ethical minority that generates the resistance, but these days, with all the nasty "tools" gumnut has at it disposal, any uprising is going meet some pretty hard retaliation.

 Not sayin' it's impossible, just that it's likely to be ugly when it finally comes, which it will.

  'ol Remus nailed here in Fantasy.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 03:18 | 4017526 Dubaibanker
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Well said.

This is one of the main reasons that ever since Aug 5 2011, when the US ratings were downgraded that the US stock markets (Wall Street enabled) have been rising while all the metrics related to Main street (unemployment, inflation, low to middle class home prices, the wider economy) continues to struggle and will continue to remain so. But, can the people revolt? Occupy Wall Street movement died a natural death as people are so worried about themselves personally that they cannot be bothered to collaborate to fight for a bigger social cause.

What QE has done, is to allow sufficient time for the big boys (banks and others) to plan themselves, allow them to collect huge piles of cash on their balance sheet (with low bond rates) and thirdly, fire so many employees that their profitability has risen than before. There is always method to the madness.

Attacking foreign countries may reduce unless it directly helps US, whether in securing oil (which is not needed any more) or creating demand for military/defence equipment. Drones are not helping but making things worse with anti American sentiment quite high. Debt rise is not helping too, with American aid to foreign nations at its lowest. Middle Eastern nations had to chip in to support Egypt and Bahrain which is a slap in the face to the US and its aid propaganda. China and India dont need aid and Russia will not accept it. In Africa, China is miles ahead in aid over the last decade as is China across Asia. Latin America and Russia are also in closer orbit to China thanks to mutual business collaborations. China just announced an investment bank for developing Asian nations.

IMF and World Bank can no longer be used as US tools.

We all await a US debt collapse but until that happens (which by the way is not in any nation's interest) will be prolonged as long as possible and by then US people will get used to it and adapt or leave western countries for greener pastures or alter their skill sets. Thousands are giving up US citizenships and many are moving to Asia along with their business ventures thus creating more employment. Singapore and HK along with Malaysia and Thailand are better than 10 years ago in terms of foreign ventures creating local emplolyment. Free zones are being created on a monthly basis in Asia and guess who is coming?

In the US, unfortunately, people will keep suffering and as US banks keep getting thrown out of China and Russia and India etc, they will be unable to participate in profits or growth which will hurt the US economy even more in the decade ahead. US persons must move whether to Texas or North Dakota or to Asia where the boom is still in its infancy stages. But not everyone, will be able to make this transition and the remainder will be left fighting for food and basics!

No savings and no job with lots of debt is indeed a big quagmire!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:50 | 4017289 mark mchugh
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Wait a second, doesn't having your name kicked around as a possible Treasury Secretary mean you are absolutely, positively a crook?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:50 | 4017290 Diogenes
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So other than a few legal problems J P Morgan is a great company

The biggest fine ever, on top of $16 billion of other fines???

Sort of like saying Hitler was a great leader if you overlook the anti Semitism and  that WW2 thing.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:58 | 4017304 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Its just the cost of doing bidness." - Tony Soprano aka Jamie "Cufflinks" Dimon

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:59 | 4017311 DaveyJones
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has anyone ever calculated their "fines" that way? I bet it's a very low percentage on the take

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:08 | 4017328 Diogenes
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They said their fines cost them $16 billion last year, 1/3 of their net profits. Not counting the latest $20 billion fine.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:14 | 4017336 Cognitive Dissonance
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I am certain it is a line item on the Board of Directors report Jamie produces quarterly...........but that will never appear in the public copy of said report.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:30 | 4017621 The Alarmist
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Note 31 (Litigation) to their financial statements is a fascinating read.  They noted that that litigation expense was $5.0B in 2012, $4.9B in 2011, and $7.4B in 2010.  Their actual litigation reserves are probably a trade secret, but they have to number in the tens of billions of dollars given all the crap that is listed in note 31. 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:29 | 4017370 Otrader
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All their fines are ultimately paid by the tax payers.  The profits are privatized and the losses are socialized. 


Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:52 | 4017292 Ineverslice
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Maria....You are a fat MEaTBall.

if ur ass gets any bigger, it will be used as a hellipad.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:48 | 4017454 chindit13
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I heard she was swimming off the coast of Gwadar, Pakistan last week.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 08:16 | 4017769 Sparkey
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Television is entertainment! Many people want it to be something else, but it isn't, it is controlled and guided to do `someone's` bidding, a tool to effect the outcome `someone` wants. Financial shows are reality TV shows, all shows have a script and a director, (And a very nice salary, plus expenses), If you don't follow the script and take your direction from the director, you will be replaced, by another Actor who knows what is expected from them and wants the `nice` salary, plus expenses for themselfs.

Why so hard on poor Maria, save some outrage for Bart Simpson, if you like to exercise your emotions in response to the things you see on your TV please be Democratic and evenhanded in your responses, they are both `Entertainers`equally valuable as objects to stimulate laughter or outrage,,, relax a bit you'll be happier and live longer, get a real life and become obsessed with Paris Hilton or a celebrity baby, or something,,join modern life,,it's great, there are hundreds of millions of us over here now and the welcome mat is out for YOU!!!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:56 | 4017300 sansnobel
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Why do these fucking Homos never bag on the squid anymore?.....GE have an outstanding loan to the squid or something?  Fuck you Blankfein!!!!!  You get off too easy you little fucking money loving jooooooo!!!!!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:57 | 4017301 Mike Cowan
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I used to watch Maria, however, in her defense: we all have our presuppositions. Zero Hedge is really no better than CNBC--just different presuppositions.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:15 | 4017344 Clowns on Acid
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so Mike ... is a "presupposition" that 2+2 - 5 just another presupposition ?

Pull yourself toward yourself man.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:27 | 4017364 Otrader
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Ha!  Let's see, one is reporting how the financial raping is occurring and the other one is covering it up. 


Pull your head out of your a$$ Mikey and start paying attention !! It's brutal out there.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:15 | 4017417 Professorlocknload
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Presuppository judgement call there, Mike.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:31 | 4017619 GetZeeGold
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Molly geez......Mikey just got junked straight to hell.


Got anything else to say Mike?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:20 | 4017428 Dr. Engali
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Let me see, which presupposition do I go with, the one that is covering up the truth? Or the one exposing it? The answer is pretty clear to moi.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:59 | 4017306 IndyPat
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Strong message follows

The press and the shitstorm to come...

First against the wall. No blindfold and no cig. Even before the Banksters and the Politicians.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:09 | 4017307 TruthInSunshine
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8 corporations own every single U.S. Media outlet - 8, whether it's a network, cable company, newspaper, magazine, radio station, etc.

And then there's public broadcasting, which has also whored itself out to the corpocracy (NPR's Marketwatch; PBS and its plethora of whoredom, from Suze Ormann telecasts to Nightly Business Report).

They are all whores of special interests, rather than anything REMOTELY APPROACHING OBJECTIVE OBSERVERS & REPORTERS OF FACTS. Some have a weird hybrid loyalty to the corpocracy & the state, but this is unquestionably due to the fact that the state is now a whore of the corpocracy, so there's that...

Anyone who has traveled to Europe knows the truth, immediately & profoundly, of that which I just stated.

This is a mock-u-script I wrote demonstrating this back a few years in the wake of Jimmyjam Cramer's "Bear Stearns is Fine" glorious moment:


Now on ABC World News Nightly’s Money Segment (sponsored by Charles Schwab):

Lester Holt: Stocks lost a little momentum today, and bonds sold off, too. For more on this, we’re bringing in our resident Wall Street & Financial expert, James Cramer, to help us understand what is going on.

Thanks for joing us, Jim.

James Cramer: Good to be on, Lester. Thank you.

Lester Holt: What is happening out there, Jim?

James Cramer: Basically, this is a non-event. The economy is firing on all cylinders now, and Bernanke totally nailed it with his ’60 Minutes’ appearance, where he totally like convinced everyone, and for good reason given his track record of total success, that he is going to make sure we grow GDP at about 63% this year, and we’ll have a budget surplus within 6 months, on top of all that.

Lester Holt:. So today’s selling was a little pre year end profit taking?

James Cramer: Exactly, Lester. Just buy the fuc…err…I think everyone agrees that there’s some tax planning and other dynamics that were the theme today, but this is one strong market, set to explode higher, based on the most solid economic fundamentals that we’ve ever seen, or have seen in at least 18 days.

Lester Holt: That’s great news! So maybe I should think about picking up some cheap JC Penny or Netflix stock tomorrow? Haha!!

James Cramer: Exactly, Lester. Or Zynga. Or Crocs. Or Seagate. These are the stocks you want to be in. Just buy the fucking dip, okay?

Lester Holt:  Pardon me, and I apologize to the viewers, but we seem to be having some audio and technical problems…thanks for being on, Jim Cramer.

James Cramer: (in a still very audible, non-technically impaired voice): Look man, strong hands to weak hands. Sheeple shearing time, okay? There is no way these shitbag stocks on this fucking infected festering udder of a cow’s tit market are remotely justified at even half these valuations, okay? I got mistresses and shit, and I got a bad nose candy habit..I got kids in private school, and baby needs a new pair of shoes, and New York is fucking expensive, you know what I mean, and in fact, I’m jonesing for some blow right now becau….{screen fades to black}

Lester Holt: Okay everyone, that was James Cramer, and we’re obviously having some technical problems. Now a message from TD Waterhouse.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:21 | 4017350 IndyPat
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Exactly, Lester. Or Zynga. Or Crocs. Or.....

Oh God....please stop. Gut. Hurts.
That's some funny shit right there...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:00 | 4017309 Money 4 Nothing
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Search: Repeal of Smith Mundt Act. That sums it all up.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 23:59 | 4017310 FutureShock
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Matt had all his best stuff after the interview on this video, He should have been more prepared with these zingers on CNBC, he failed, sounded stupid, "pick anyone", Maria smoked him.... with stupid shit too.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:02 | 4017467 NidStyles
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Meh, it doesn't matter. Only morons pay attention to that show anyways. They bring people on to make fools of them, and honestly he looked more like he thought the whole show was a joke. I agree with him, that whole staged topic was a fucking fraud.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:06 | 4017312 Ham-bone
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This really saddens me...the propaganda of CNBC is amazing and absolute absence of journalism is astounding.  Or I guess that no one cares any longer whether it's CNBC, MSNBC, FOX, etc.  Politicians and MSM are one and the same now...disgusting.

Not sure why but this abuse of their position is harder for me to take than straight up banker greed...I guess as a kid I believed the media had a role (positive) in a republican democracy...sometimes it's hard growing up and realizing most of what you learned and wanted to believe was garbage - Bartiromo exemplifies so much that's wrong with this country

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:24 | 4017358 Dr. Engali
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There is a reason why the first amendment was placed first. It's too bad our current establishment forgets that. Thank God the founding fathers had the vision to foresee this and backed up the first by the second.

"The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword gives then pen's writings time to take hold. "


Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:15 | 4017661 Oldwood
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The press is largely progressive and as such has not been hesitant in supporting the loss of individual freedoms to supposedly benefit the collective. They, like most others invested in this mentality, see the power that can be derived from participating in the leadership of such ideologies, but also have seen the results of resistance to it, so are firmly in the camp of the "winning" side. Conservatives as well as liberals see and acknowledge that we are at or past the tipping point of government dependency. The sequester and government shut down are used to drive this home. The liberals largely embrace this fact as they believe the world would be a better place if everyone worked for the government and were supplied all of our daily needs (as prescribed) by same. Conservatives see it quite the opposite and always have as well. It may well be too late for those who see the disaster at hand but there will NEVER be a better time to stand and I support anyone who will, even if they are a politician. The media has to be our main focus as they determine everything. We have to boycot them as well as call them out at every chance. They must be marginalized much in the sameway as they have done us.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:00 | 4017313 sansnobel
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Why Oh man JPM is a cash flow machine...Uhm I mean I don't know why you don't just take your life savings and dump it into their common stock.  I mean It's like they are printing their own money and lending it out at many different interest rates......oh wait...hmmmm

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:06 | 4017321 sansnobel
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Lets just go ahead and cut the crap America, If you want to pay a fucking monkey like Jamie Dimon or Lloyd Blankfein to loan out trillions of Dollars when the actuall cost to him is zero and the risk to him is zero and there is only upside, then the choice is pretty clear either bust them up sell their assets or make banks state owned enterprises that perform a public utility.  I mean if the government is just going to grab the property of people who have no debt to pay the way for those that do ie: grifters and deadbeats, shouldn't we all benefit equally under such a communist system in principle? 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:09 | 4017326 Clowns on Acid
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Hey the NYC mafia was a cash machine..... oh wait a minute...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:11 | 4017330 Kirk2NCC1701
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It bears mentioning that the Elite are increasingly populating the top TV ranks with their own family, relatives, etc.

E.g. Anderson Cooper, Christianne Amanpour, Lauren Dimon...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:12 | 4017333 sansnobel
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why?  So they can tell us how GOD decreed that they should be "richer than you" cause they are sooooo fucking smart?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:12 | 4017334 TruthInSunshine
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Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:16 | 4017337 chindit13
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Let me see....

---interest on excess reserve balances at the Fed

---primary dealer at a time the Fed is buying $85 billion a month in paper, at the ASK

---the Taxpayer Put under your trading losses, which if nothing else impacts your cost of funds vs. "lesser" banks

---that paragon of work-a-holic-ism, Linda Green, on your payroll

---access to the Fed Statement before the great unwashed masses

---CEO is also Chairman of the Board of Directors of NYFed, and can sell a competitor to himself, after issuing enough new shares of that competitor's stock (on a weekend, without it being a right's issue), so that his company owns a majority and can then vote for a $2 sale

Yes, Maria, they are a money machine.  And Bernie Madoff was a heck of a fund manager.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:16 | 4017342 IndyPat
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Fox News represents the neo-con arm of the Republican Party and the military-industrial complex generally.

Funny, it seems to me there was a brief time in its genesis when it didn't have that sharp neocon stank. Or, maybe I just woke the fuck up. Dunno. Seems that right around the time Rove started oozing around the place is when it started. Then, every 5 seconds there was a retired general that was a staff expert or some shit....then Newts ass tried for a comeback and that fat fuck governer whatshisname and that shitty hick band he'd work into his show. A fucking circus. I just had to split. Too much bullshit. It's almost like its entire mission was to hook in the real conservative audience and swing em left. I even recall sensing that some of the news people seemed to be resisting what they were they weren't totally with whatever they were saying. Like someone had a gun on them.
But in any case.....this brings us back to neocon rino "programming". I yell at the tube when Fox is on just as much as CNN. I see no difference ultimately.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 05:54 | 4017596 jerry_theking_lawler
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so why do you keep dragging yourself back to that square picture thingy then.....ZH on (alternative media)....

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 07:21 | 4017672 Oldwood
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Anyone with a strong and coherent conservative perspective was "let go" in spite of high ratings and advertising revenues.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:16 | 4017346 Freedumb
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I love the part where Maria gets a bit flustered and she just pulls some net income stat out of her ass to create the illusion that she knows anything. How the fuck was that even relevant? I'll bet anyone $5 she has never looked at an actual financial statement but heard that net income was something 'important'. Or someone popped that on a piece of paper in front of her headlined "Irrelevant bullshit to say when you think you're losing control of the interview".

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:17 | 4017347 notjimmy (not verified)
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Maria did her time. Does no one remember how they used to elbow her at the FedEx DMM (specialist) booth back in the day? It was the best morning entertainment available. I think someone's morning coffee was purchased based on moving her off her mark. Even she would likely laugh at it if you called her out on it. CNBC. It's just TV.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:26 | 4017365 Vooter
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Zyklon B. It's just hydrogen cyanide.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:53 | 4017623 GetZeeGold
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Use only in well ventilated areas.....not recommended for children under 8 or ZHers over 40.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:18 | 4017349 Bunga Bunga
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It's most obvious when they are talking about Bitcoin.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:19 | 4017352 GottaBKiddn
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Jamie Dimon sucks. All legal charges aside, Al Capone was a vastly more effective CEO of his organization. Al would never have stooped to pay billions in bribes to regulators to make legal charges go away. He was a real man! He didn't need media suck-ups to try to make him look good to investor suckers.  Wall Street envied him.

Jamie could easilly be replaced by Martha Stewart.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:29 | 4017371 IndyPat
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Capone was a giant compared to these pikers.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:56 | 4017511 TPTB_r_TBTF
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Either pay their bribes or go to Alcatraz (Capone) or get shut down (Silk Road).


It is their game which you are playing.  At least, they make the rules.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:33 | 4017355 Yen Cross
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   That was a good piece but J.P. Morgue doesn't even lend the money they get from the Fed. They invest it all in derivatives, equities and park the rest back at the fed. for interest.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:49 | 4017453 chindit13
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Exactly.  Look at their pre-QE BS, and then look today.  The increase in Assets is all accounted for in "Cash and Cash Equivalents".

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 13:29 | 4019162 DaveyJones
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The two criminal entities (govt and big banks) need each other more and more as the math turns sour. They have to scratch each others back... but its a den of thieves, they will turn on each other as it hits.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:22 | 4017356 alien-IQ
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That smack-down of CNBC reminded me of the following quote, which CNBC and all the MSM perfectly characterize on a daily basis:

"The twentieth century has been characterized by three developments of great political importance: the growth of democracy, the growth of corporate power, and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy."
Alex Carey

and this:

"The media serve the interests of state and corporate power, which are closely interlinked, framing their reporting and analysis in a manner supportive of established privilege and limiting debate and discussion accordingly."
Noam Chomsky

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:05 | 4017471 NidStyles
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It's a shame Chomsky is such a stooge. I think he could be absolutely brilliant if he were not one.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:23 | 4017360 putaipan
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taiibi ....

uh, the short list makes me suspect.

(haistings must notta signed the "non-disclosure" agreement).




what else you got?

assange as the press?



oh stinkin'webs, when they first did start to spin yeez.....


like i told micheal rivero a long time ago-

rense has his jews.

alex has his jesuits.

keiser's got the giacc! (global insurection against climate control!)

(and pssst. michal's an athiest-shhh)

if it ain't one thing/not another.


personally- i'm all lauder and fitts... but they're not journalists.

and prins. and klein.

and sibel edmonds, if she had worked for the beast longer than a couple of months...

but alas she tried to report on that pre-snowded nsa guy (you look it up).

...not a reporter pt.II


so who's gonna write it up?

tyler's you gonna write it?

and what'r we gonna do about it when they start issuing pelosi passes...?


stop the presses!










fer a not white middle aged female hottie whistelblower-




Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:35 | 4017375 IndyPat
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Fulford as in the Benjamin?

Fulford and his army of ninja assassins?

Lulz. Still entertaining copy tho.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 08:36 | 4017789 tip e. canoe
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know the rest, but who's lauder?

p.s. that link's a must read

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 09:15 | 4017957 putaipan
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kinda nutty. but the first person jailed under the patriot act can't be all bad- susan lindauer. (sorry)

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:34 | 4017374 mark mchugh
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For those interested, this is the story of the family Bartiromo married into:

$3 Billion in bailouts, and counting....



Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:14 | 4017414 Otrader
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Lou Manheim - ' That's the problem with money--it makes you do things you don't want to do.'

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:49 | 4017388 Youri Carma
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Keiser on shutdown: America one giant hedge fund & world’s greatest soap opera

Yeah, right on! Wall Street doesn’t need you anymore Yanks, happy dieing!? ahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahah­ahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha­hahahahaahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahahh­ahahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha­hahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha­hhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhah­ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhah­ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha­hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahah­ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaahahahhhah­aahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha­hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahhhha­hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaahhahahahaha

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:45 | 4017505 TPTB_r_TBTF
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donT forget to take your meds.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:17 | 4017389 ToNYC
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I like the spectacle that those poor turd-polishers need to be filling all those hours in between the real business of commercial time being sold for the real time ticker display. Fooled you twice, shame on you for not muting. Pathetic nattering dayboobs, they rant a circular boosterism in the high security tv studio on the museum floor.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 00:53 | 4017391 Atomizer
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Being a CNBC financial news anchor is like being a porn fluffer. Someone has to get the next advertisement paid guest ready to perform.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:08 | 4017405 Gadfly
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We are sooooooo corrupt, we don't even know what's right or wrong anymore.  God help us.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:12 | 4017412 are we there yet
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ZH is being unfairly slanderous to prostitutes. They are a much more honorable profession than congressmen. Plus they don't have control of the federal reserve or start wars.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:19 | 4017425 putaipan
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yes we R. you gonna up it? i'm not gonna up it.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:21 | 4017419 mrmister
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Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:34 | 4017436 Sizzurp
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I haven't watched much of CNBC since the dotcom bust, and now I remember why.  What a sickening fake news channel they have become.  There is no integrity there at all.  These TBTF banks would have all been wiped out in the mortgage crisis had it not been for the Fed's free money and taxpayer bailouts.  Now we get to hear propaganda about how smart they are, as they blatantly break laws and run the country into the dirt.  End the Fed and 99% of this shit ends.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:49 | 4017448 fukidontknow
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I just hope Timmy Times not hearing this.



Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:46 | 4017450 All Out Of Bubblegum
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> " If all that matters is the bottom line “ex-legal problems” then why did the Feds raid the Silk Road rather than allow them to “settle without admitting guilt?”


The High Priests of The Holy and Eternal Church of the Almighty FRN are allowed to rape, rob, disenfranchise and kill the rest of us with impunity. Unwashed heathen like the Dread Pirate Roberts will be thrown in the deepest dungeon with trumped up charges piled on his head for the sin and crime and trying to escape from surveillance as well as the Mortal Sin of profiting without providing a kickback...I mean, an offering, to the Holy Church.

Maria's, and the rest of the presstitutes', job is officially understood as "High Priest Fluffer", the goddam whores.


Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:51 | 4017457 q99x2
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I blocked CNBC from my browser. Haven't had to get pissed of at myself (as much) since.

There is not enough time to waste on CNBC/Goldman Sachs. They are out of business as far as I'm concerned.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:23 | 4017492 Notarocketscientist
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Maria's faces looks like a tomato

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 03:16 | 4017525 NuYawkFrankie
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...a rotten tomato.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:21 | 4017616 mc225
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yeah, she's getting old. maybe looks a bit like bela lugosi?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 06:53 | 4017638 B2u
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Tomato?  She could be in a Veggie Tales movie....

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 02:24 | 4017495 Silver_K-9
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Italian prosecutors seek JPMorgan indictment for Paschi-Antonveneta deal

"Please . Stick to the Facts" -  

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 03:09 | 4017520 gregga777
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The Federal Reserve Bank gangsters, Wall Street gangsters, Too Big To Fail banking gangsters, along with Maria Bartiromo and the corrupt Main Stream Media, are all part of a vast RICO (Racketeering In Corrupt Organization) enterprise. Any jury of 12 Americans could see this in a RICO prosecution of the above gangsters.

The above gangsters would all have had their day in court and been sentenced to the appropriate punishment, if found guilty, were it not for the fact that the US Justice System is also totally corrupt. Their crimes were real, are real and are continuing and the victims of their crimes are real. That is why I have written the following:

"The Unconstitutional Federal Reserve Bank's crimes are not a victimless crime."

"The TBTF banking gangsters crimes are not victimless crimes."

"The Wall Street gangsters crimes are not victimless crimes."

I think these quotes should become a mantra as a MASS PUBLIC CHANT in response to the ongoing criminality of the Wall Street gangsters, TBTF banking gangsters and the US Attorney General's refusal to investigate and prosecute these gangsters and their pervasive and ongoing criminal enterprises. I think it important to apply the appropriate label of "gangster" to them, though politically protected and fawned over by their wholly owned media "presstitutes", they are still gangsters and nothing more.

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