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Over Six Thousand NSA Workers Furloughed

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First, the good news. During a Senate hearing earlier today, Gen. Keith Alexander (in charge of America's Secret Cyber Army) said: "We have over 960 Ph.D.s, over 4,000 computer scientists, over a thousand mathematicians. They are furloughed. Our nation needs people like this."

Now the bad news. While the number of NSA employees is officially classified, in 2012 the NSA said more than 30,000 employees work at Ft. Meade and other facilities. In 2012 John C. Inglis, the deputy director, said that the total number of NSA employees is "somewhere between 37,000 and one billion" as a joke, and stated that the agency is "probably the biggest employer of introverts." In 2013 Der Spiegel, likely using source data from Edward Snowden, said that the NSA had 40,000 employees.

More from The Hill:

A government official familiar with the military's plans told The Hill last week that the shutdown would be unlikely to affect "core" National Security Agency operations.

 

According to the Defense Department's shutdown plan, intelligence and surveillance activities necessary for national security are excepted from the shutdown. But the document notes that "general political and economic intelligence unrelated to ongoing or contingency military operations" are not excepted.

So, the bottom line, the NSA has publicly furloughed about 6,000 people. It has about 34,000 more. We wonder: are the "introverted" NSA workers that spy on Americans (not to mention on their significant others using every method known to man), aka the truly "essential" ones among the 6,000 currently playing Call of Duty or downloading porn at home, or more likely, still in the comfortable and ultra secret confines of their Fort Meade headquarters?

 

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Wed, 10/02/2013 - 17:59 | 4015811 mickeyman
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Yes

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:03 | 4015838 sunaJ
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US intelligence has been privatized over the past decades.  40,000 is nothing.  Private intelligence firms do not have to shutdown and represent the bulk of the fascistic intelligence apparatus.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:10 | 4015855 giovanni_f
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All that just to protect 300.000.000 maxed out credit cards from being pressure cooked. Insane.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:13 | 4015881 Xibalba
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"What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, little by little, to being governed by surprise; to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if the people could not understand it, it could not be released because of national security. And their sense of identification with Hitler, their trust in him, made it easier to widen this gap and reassured those who would otherwise have worried about it.

"This separation of government from people, this widening of the gap, took place so gradually and so insensibly, each step disguised (perhaps not even intentionally) as a temporary emergency measure or associated with true patriotic allegiance or with real social purposes. And all the crises and reforms (real reforms, too) so occupied the people that they did not see the slow motion underneath, of the whole process of government growing remoter and remoter.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:20 | 4015913 Fish Gone Bad
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Anything that a person can destroy can be controlled.  If one (the loser), is willing to go from lose/win to lose/lose, then that person has essentially won.  That said, do any of the democrats and NSA agents really think otherwise?  What do the Tea Party members want?  Smaller government and to able to pay one's way.  What do the status-quo want?  To borrow at someone else's expense and give it away to their "friends".

I am thinking this whole government shutdown thing might just have some really good consequences.

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Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:31 | 4015953 CH1
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HOORAY!

MOAR!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:51 | 4016044 SafelyGraze
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"We have over 960 Ph.D.s, over 4,000 computer scientists, over a thousand mathematicians. They are furloughed. Our nation needs people like this to Stop Working For An Employer Who Is 16 Trillion in Debt”

16.

17.

60.

whatever.

he makes a compelling point.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:04 | 4016084 DaddyO
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I posted this in the Ron Paul Thread but it bears repeating here:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-02/ron-paul-country-bankrupt-people-are-being-bamboozled#comment-4016056

The Peoples Republic of Kalifornia did something positively alarming today!

They exercised a constitutional amendment, the 10th and nullified the detention clause in NDAA

http://california.tenthamendmentcenter.com/2013/10/02/nullifornia-ab351/

Amazing, absolutely amazing!!!!!

DaddyO

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:21 | 4016161 CPL
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280 trillion actually.  But who's counting anymore really?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 22:56 | 4017120 SafelyGraze
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280 trillion.

thanks.

had misplaced some of it.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:29 | 4016206 AlaricBalth
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‘Resist the beginnings’ and ‘Consider the end.’ But one must foresee the end in order to resist, or even see, the beginnings. One must foresee the end clearly and certainly and how is this to be done, by ordinary men or even by extraordinary men? Things might have. And everyone counts on that might."

They Thought They Were Free - Milton Meyer

An excellent read.

http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/511928.html

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:13 | 4015882 cougar_w
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The datacenters never sleep. Not a single phone call or email will go unnoticed even if .fedgov is shutdown for a month.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:32 | 4015957 CH1
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Geez, Cougar, not a moment of happiness over reduced pain?

Love ya still. :)

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:44 | 4016013 cougar_w
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Okay okay. Here ...

There is this one datacenter. In Iowa. In that datacenter is a machine in the rack with a buggy network card that causes it to drop connection twice a day. During that time, that one machine in that one datacenter in Iowa can collect no data on Americans whatsoever until a technician comes in, removes the CAT5 cable, and plug it back in.

That guy is gone during the .fedgov shutdown. So that one machine is offline.

Rejoice.

Because the network branch that machine listens on is mostly used by dairy farmers to remotely monitor dairy herds, the only information not being processed for the NSA are the GPS coordinates of dairy cows when they take a shit.

It ain't much, I know. It's what you get.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:25 | 4015875 HelluvaEngineer
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If they're so fucking intelligent they should have realized the risks and gotten a real job in the private sector.  I can tell you one thing - if I see NSA on your resume I will never fucking hire you.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:33 | 4015962 CH1
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if I see NSA on your resume I will never fucking hire you.

Yes! Engineers are ACCOUNTABLE for the things they build!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:40 | 4015994 Nothing but the...
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 Fuck you Alexander and all your little zombie Phd's. The best man you ever had in your department was Edward Snowden , not all those twerps and stooges you claim the country needs.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:58 | 4016349 Mactheknife
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And yet with all that....15 billion dollars worth of coke, meth, pot, ex and all the gang member distributors to go with it just flows across the border every year.  I for one think that the war on drugs is stupid and a huge waste but I have to wonder HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??  I forget...they're just looking for terrorists...yeah right.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:09 | 4016109 Ralph Spoilsport
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"if I see NSA on your resume I will never fucking hire you."

+1,000

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:49 | 4016321 RaceToTheBottom
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"I see NSA on your resume I will never fucking hire you."

Guns don't kill people....

NSA Engineers don't steal secrets...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 20:09 | 4016410 NidStyles
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Of course they don't. They do sign that contract knowing full well that what they are building will likely be used against other human being in a malicious manner though.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 17:59 | 4015816 buzzsaw99
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best news i've heard all day

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:17 | 4015865 Freddie
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Hooray!  Let them go get real jobs so they stop f***king spying on us.  F them.  Send em home.  Let those PhDs go to Wal Mart to be greeters.  They can teach the unwashed masses differential calculus, linear algebra or something. F them.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:11 | 4016110 Miffed Microbio...
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I don't think the "free shit" army could spell differential equations let alone learn it. That certainly would be a tortuous task for those prima Donna PhDs. However I think it would be more fun to have them scrub sewage in a waste treatment plant. Something about this group screams lily white hands used to hiring manual labor when needed. A bit of humbling couldn't hurt here.

Miffed;-)

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:04 | 4015817 Gen. Keith Alexander
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It is a bit quiet and lonely in here.

But then it usually is.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 17:59 | 4015821 A Lunatic
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Somehow I don't feel any less spied upon........

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:20 | 4015911 Running On Bing...
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Maybe you should release your manifesto and then see if you feel spied upon!

When I did it I get all kinds of calls on my cell, hang-ups and such. I get my email account saying "You can't log in anymore because of some suspicious activity on your account". WTF?

And worst thing is that now my ears are ringing with some sort of ELF signal I think....

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:03 | 4015822 TaperProof
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Don't worry, the data is all being stored for later analysis ... not at the CFTC though

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:12 | 4015827 moonstears
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How many are so "probably...introverts" that they'll use that idle and unpaid(?) time to hack the machine? Ahh, unintended consequences.

P.S. 5 Oct, if in DC, someone storm the Lincoln Memorial!! Put a flag in Abe's statue's hand ("break on through" the barriers, it's two fuckin' gates on a pathway for shitsakes!) yelling "You suck, Boner!"

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:00 | 4015828 lolmao500
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The propaganda on the statist MSM is screaming bloody murder...

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/02/20788300-top-official-warn...

Top official warns shutdown is 'dreamland' for foreign intel services By Katie Wall, NBC News

With 70 percent of National Security Agency employees currently furloughed because of the government shutdown, top intelligence officials warned Congress Wednesday that the ongoing funding lapse could be putting national security at risk.   

"The damage will be insidious," Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said at a hearing of the Senate Judiciary Committee. "Each day that goes by, the jeopardy increases. This is a dreamland for foreign intelligence services to recruit."

Seems legit... NOT. Clapper, the same guy who said there was no NSA domestic spying? That guy? Yeah real fucking credible. Clapper, what about you DIAF? LITERALLY.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:10 | 4015859 McMolotov
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A comment from that article:

"The Tea Party is aiding our enemies ... The Tea Party insurgency threatens America's health, safety, and livelihood."

Note the language: "aiding our enemies" and "insurgency." As I said earlier, this is the new meme, to paint people who believe in limited government as seditious terrorists. This is intentional, and it's not something that just popped up out of nowhere within the last week.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:10 | 4015874 cougar_w
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Yup yup. The power of language. They do it that way because it works.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:15 | 4015887 McMolotov
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It works on the weak-minded. Unfortunately, we have no shortage of such people.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:15 | 4015889 akak
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All the majority in Congress have to do is give up on Obama(Don't)Care, and it's back to business as usual.

The ball is in their court.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:23 | 4015921 NotApplicable
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There's absolutely NOTHING new about using rhetoric to paint your adversaries/scapegoats as dangerous, evil types.

It's Divide and Conquer 101, for crying out loud!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:32 | 4015967 One of We
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Obviously the denizens of .gov don't view themselves as the invaders and usurpers of a once imperfectly great country that the motherfuckers are.  We freedom fighters just want our country back. 

WOLVERINES!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:11 | 4015876 Freddie
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Clapper should be in jail for lying to Congress.   F the NSA.  Hopefully Snowden is having a beer or a vodka in Russia.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:08 | 4016098 Kirk2NCC1701
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Unless they got better intel than Snowden, they ain't interested.  Ironically enough.

They'd better have some REAL dirt on 9/11,on Obama, the Fed... or forget it.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:04 | 4015831 TaperProof
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.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:04 | 4015834 rtalcott
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"We have over 960 Ph.D.s, over 4,000 computer scientists, over a thousand mathematicians. They are furloughed. Our nation needs people like this."

Yes but not working at the 'effing NSA.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 03:24 | 4017531 BorisTheBlade
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Yes, that represents major missallocation of intellectual capital, same as rocket scientists designing financial products used to defraud the public.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:04 | 4015840 rtalcott
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AFRL here in Albuquerque is working.....seems strange that the NSA is not considered critical...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:08 | 4015841 lolmao500
Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:04 | 4015842 Nick Jihad
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I wish these guys luck, if they ever have to find honest work in the private sector.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:46 | 4016017 HelluvaEngineer
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I don't. Maybe they can relocate to India.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:12 | 4016120 Kirk2NCC1701
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When the Soviet Union collapsed, all those KGB spooks took their trade-craft and connections onto the Free Market, and became the smartest and most organized crime syndicate outside the Fed.

TPTB are too scared to furlough real spook talent for too long, lest they too become 'Free Market Capitalists'.  They like to put them out to nice green pastures instead.  QE has to be good for something, right?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:13 | 4015845 Crabshacker
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This shut down is/has hit us HARD. My store is in the middle of .gov workers (shipyard/naval bases etc.) last 2 days lost probably 1500.00 from no one coming in.

  Paper anounced 1000's furloughed.  But fuck it this .gov is out of hand!! keep it shut down. even if it means my own demise.. FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS!!...To bad they're not at work to read this!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:06 | 4015847 LeisureSmith
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Fear not citizen. HAL 9000 and Skynet is on the case.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:15 | 4015883 Freddie
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Yup.  No worries NSA and SkyNet.  Google, Facebook, Twitter and Apple can pick up the slack on illegally spying on Americans.  

I hope they keep this f*cker closed for good.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:07 | 4015849 docmac324
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From "Scrooged"

 

I Care!

 

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:06 | 4015852 Serfs_Up
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Send every last one of the 40,000 to the Fukishima front for clean up duty ASAP

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:10 | 4015860 cougar_w
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Keith Alexander is a liar. No way they shut down anything at the NSA. Not the food court either.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:10 | 4015863 dick cheneys ghost
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Should I continue to send my stool samples to Ft Meade or Utah???..........Im so confused

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Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:25 | 4015927 NotApplicable
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Better to divide them in half and send them to both places, just to make sure.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:55 | 4016338 RaceToTheBottom
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Moar Stool Samples!!!!!

Send them to Jamie Dimon, he can bring them to Obama

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:11 | 4015873 LeisureSmith
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Joke? "somewhere between 37,000 and one billion" How many people use Facebook currently?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:16 | 4015894 Richard Head
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FUCK THE NSA! Fuck CLAPPER! Fuck Alexander!  Those two bastards should be hung from lamp posts.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:16 | 4015900 22winmag
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Zzzzzzzzzzzz... back to polishing the brass on the Titanic.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:19 | 4015905 Blazed
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Eh.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:44 | 4016294 Running On Bing...
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Yea well now that they are gone we can spy on each other to keep the terrrrorists a-fucking-way!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:25 | 4015920 Atomizer
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Worst case scenario for the NSA. We can authorize section 8 housing on all NSA vacant cubicles and double dip taxpayer revenue streams by calling it affordable housing. RE/MAX /Zillow can start listing all of our prime retail eco-living housing facilities as bargain bottom investment property.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:24 | 4015923 Dr. Engali
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With the new facilities in Utah and all the social networking platforms do we really need any of these people any more? The majority have outlived their usefulness to sky net.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:26 | 4015929 BurningFuld
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Just point me to the line in the budget that funds all of this.

What do you mean there isn't one?

Now that is sneaky...those guys are invisible and their money comes out of thin air.  

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:45 | 4016015 blindman
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good start

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:48 | 4016027 Smartie37
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Message to NSA:  848%--P543MJH))@FRABPOLQ--XCZ#I\DK~+--!

hint:  non-critical

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:50 | 4016036 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  "We have over 960 Ph.D.s, over 4,000 computer scientists, over a thousand mathematicians. They are furloughed. Our nation needs people like this."

And, apparantly, only 1 real patriot who has left their employment.

I guess REAL Conservatives and Liberals don't work at the NSA,  only ones with "quotes" do.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:55 | 4016055 rum_runner
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That many folks toiling away to build the surveillance state.  Is the money that good, boys?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 18:56 | 4016060 Randoom Thought
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Understanding that quite obviously the US and entire world would be much better off if the NSA was completely shut down and the 40,000 smart introverts were retasked to solving the NEEDs of humanity instead of spying on them, ... 6000 is not nearly enough.

Just shut down the entire fuxking NSA and give the US people and the world a break for a change. What a complete waste of talent and lives.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:15 | 4016133 luckystrike6
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New commenter here, after reading for at least a year. HI. This is my first post. 

I got a thought about this. If anybody's watched "The Lives of Others" the movie about Stasi eavesdropping in East Germany, or even read between the lines in "Brave New World" or looked at what's going on in the CCP or what happened in the CCCP towards the end:

Communist and totalitarian systems tend to fail from the inside out. At some point, when only one party has power, elements in that party do things unexpectedly, and internal conflict arises, and the party itself has to retreat from the damage. It's easy to make a case that's what Snowden did to the NSA. But more interesting is what will happen when 15% of NSA workers find themselves at home with nothing to do.

Will they just blackmail people and screw with political campaigns? That would probably be good for the country, because we can expose the ease with which they can use that information gathered in the name of security to cause us harm on an individual level. Or will some of them decide to pull a Snowden and come clean about it? If even one of them does, it could bring the whole monster down.

I'm looking forward to the internal disintegration of the beast; every member is a liability and they know it. Unwieldy conspiracies never last long.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:51 | 4016330 Atomizer
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Welcome to the fightclub. Nice to see that you took the first plunge in posting.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 20:41 | 4016579 luckystrike6
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Hi. I'm sure yer all gonna hate me once you get to know me, but I hope I can get one or two people to think before they lay the hammer down.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 19:55 | 4016337 Seal
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we need people working on our infrastructure not the NSA spying on the world. Get rid if the entire NSA and the CIA too - where was the CIA/NSA 9/10/01????????? Maybe Aunt Jemima Condasleeza put them off "Oh, we never expected anyone to fly PLANES into buildings!"

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 20:00 | 4016354 dickarmy
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Finally some positive news!

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 22:17 | 4016963 rsnoble
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No Alexander......the US needs those people fucking dead.  We don't need them or your sorry fucking ass.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 01:32 | 4017402 Youri Carma
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Did anybody do some calculations on how much money is saved with the gov. shut down?

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