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Capitol Shooting - Full Developing Story

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The situation in DC is fluid, but here is the most coherent narrative so far from NBC Washington DC:

A woman opened fire near the U.S. Capitol after trying to ram her car into the White House gates Thursday afternoon; she was then shot.

 

A U.S. Capitol Police officer was injured in the event, though it is not clear that the officer was shot.

 

The incident began at about 2:30 p.m. at the White House gates at 15th and E streets, NBC News confirmed. The driver tried to ram the gates but failed, and then was pursued by Secret Service.

 

She bailed out of her car near the Capitol building and began shooting, NBC News' Pete Williams reported.

 

Some reports said that as many as 10 to 15 rounds were fired. The injured officer was airlifted to an area hospital.

 

The U.S. Capitol building was on lockdown after the shooting, though that lockdown has now been lifted. Parts of Pennsylvania Avenue are still closed.

 

The House recessed, and the Senate went into a quorum call. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) said she was told to shelter-in-place. Pennsylvania Avenue is closed in the area, and tourists were evacuated.

 

NBC News correspondent Luke Russert reported hearing three or four booms from his office and seeing 40-50 people hit the ground.

According to Fox reports the woman was 18 years old and there also a child in the car. The child is said to be unhurt.

This is Reuters' take:

The U.S. Capitol was locked down briefly on Thursday after gunshots were fired outside the building following a car chase across central Washington and a number of people including a law enforcement officer were hurt, officials said. A female suspect was killed by police at the scene, a U.S. official said.

 

The shooting rattled the U.S. capital three weeks after 12 people were killed and three injured in a shooting spree by a government technology contractor at the U.S. Navy Yard, about 1.5 miles (2.4 km) from the Capitol.

 

The U.S. House of Representatives and Senate were in session when the gunshots were heard. The U.S. government was partially shut down this week when lawmakers failed to agree on a budget.

 

A source familiar with the situation said the incident started when a vehicle struck a security barrier at 15th and Pennsylvania avenue, near the White House. Police chased the vehicle for about 1 1/2 miles to 2nd Street and Constitution Avenue, near the Capitol, where the shots were fired.

 

"I was just eating a hot dog over here and I heard about four or five gunshots, and then a swarm of police cars came in wailing their sirens," said Whit Dabney, 13, who was visiting from Louisville, Kentucky, and heard the shots a couple of blocks away.

 

A policeman was injured in a car crash resulting from the chase and was taken from the shooting scene in a Medevac helicopter, a U.S. official and police said.

 

The lockdown order at the Capitol was called off and security along Independence Avenue was eased shortly before 3 p.m. (1900 GMT). Tourists were allowed back onto the Capitol grounds.

 

Just before Capitol Police sealed off the building, the Senate and House were in session. On the Senate floor, Senator John McCain of Arizona was urging that President Barack Obama and a bipartisan group of senators launch negotiations to break the deadlock over government funding and a debt limit increase.

 

The House had just passed a bill to fund the National Guard and reservists who are not on active duty during the shutdown.

More reports from Reuters:

  • Rescue personnel stand around a smashed U.S. Capitol Police car following a shooting near the U.S. Capitol in Washington, October 3, 2013.

  • Reuters Wire: U.S. official says that a female suspect in the U.S. Capitol shooting killed by police. The female suspect first tried to ram through White House security barricades. Police say they believe a child was in the car pursued in the Capitol shooting.
    Reuters' Mark Hosenball reports: "Further to this point, a U.S. official said there is at present no indication of any connection to terrorism, though this information is only preliminary."
  • Reuters' Thomas Ferraro reports a message verbatim from U.S. Capitol Police to Congressional personnel: “The incident involving gunshots fired on the Senate side of the Congressional Complex appears to be an isolated event and there is no current threat to the Senate community. U.S. Capitol Police and the Senate Sergeant at Arms staff are continuing to monitor the situation and will provide further updates as necessary.”
  • Reuters' Mark Hosenball reports from a source: The person involved in the incident was a woman. Initial reporting inside the government indicates that she tried to crash through barricades and get into White House complex. She then fled down Pennsylvania Ave in a car. She crashed by the Capitol. She was shot and killed by Capitol Police. One policeman was injured in the car crash, not by shooting. First responders were attending to her when she died.
 

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Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:35 | 4019795 fightthepower
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Fuck you Bernanke!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:37 | 4019815 TeamDepends
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Were any crisis actors harmed?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:39 | 4019823 fonzannoon
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the police captain with the big hat and the goose gossage mustache is on the t.v now telling everyone what happened. That guy is timeless.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:40 | 4019845 YBNguy
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What the fuck was she driving that managed to do that to a cop car, a semi?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:41 | 4019857 fonzannoon
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and she had a kid in the car...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW-4LU79qbU

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:43 | 4019867 TruthInSunshine
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Dianne Feinstein is convening an emergency session of Congress to try and pass legislation to ban "evil black assault passenger cars."

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:46 | 4019890 hedgeless_horseman
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One policeman was injured in the car crash, not by shooting.

Ban women drivers! 

How many innocent people have to die?

Think of the children!

She could just walk in and buy a car without a background check!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:48 | 4019900 TruthInSunshine
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Especially middle aged & older Asian ones in Camrys FFS!!!

Feel me?!!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:48 | 4019920 kaiserhoff
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and that car was one of Washington's finest...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:59 | 4019976 ACP
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Must be the last GTA 5 mission.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:03 | 4019990 ZerOhead
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Say... just a hunch here... but did the kid in the car resemble Obama?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:03 | 4020000 eclectic syncretist
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Too bad she's dead now, probably would have got a lot of marriage proposals.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:07 | 4020025 redpill
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They haven't discussed her race yet?  Shocking.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:09 | 4020036 Mad Max
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Not shocking.  Indicative.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:13 | 4020052 1000 splendid suns
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Which dept does she work in, the CIA or the FBI?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:18 | 4020077 Boris Alatovkrap
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Obvious is ACORN employee taking love child to visit Daddy in White House.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:21 | 4020097 redpill
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She just wanted her free Obohica phone

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:31 | 4020140 hedgeless_horseman
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moved

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:35 | 4020173 jcaz
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"PMS- It's a helluva drug"- Rick James.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:16 | 4020361 FEDbuster
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Maybe she thought there was a drive up window to sign up for Obamacare at the WH?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:24 | 4020121 smlbizman
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so...it was a woman driving like a woman......

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:53 | 4020253 Meat Hammer
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redpill, it's because she's not white.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:00 | 4020282 Lost My Shorts
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Yes, the typical Infiniti driver is a fat black bitch with 14 SNAP cards tucked into her bra.  It's well known.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:59 | 4020504 1100-TACTICAL-12
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I gonna say black and high on some sort of dope. If she was white we be hearing "White possibley Tear Party affilated extremeist".

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:29 | 4020047 FEDbuster
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I thought carrying a loaded pistol and discharging it in D.C. was illegal?  Didn't anyone tell her?

Kudos for trying to "water the tree of liberty"?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:58 | 4020270 TruthInSunshine
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So far, I still have seen ZERO credible information from any source that the woman shot dead was bearing ANY firearm of any kind whatsoever.

One would think the LameAssStreamMedia would try to verify such an important issue before engaging in their typical mis/dis/information.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 22:57 | 4021307 FEDbuster
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Looks as though the first reports came through Piers Morgan (who just got a pink slip from CNN, thank God).  They are saying the shooter had "mental issues".  Maybe she didn't get her SSI "crazy" check on the first and came to Washington looking for it?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:05 | 4020014 skree
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Yes, yes it did.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:13 | 4020053 alangreedspank
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"She could have been my daugther!"

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:09 | 4020322 maximin thrax
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You sayin' this might be a jilted lover demanding O meet with her and his daughter, acting out of frustration? That possibility seems waffer thin...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:03 | 4019978 hedgeless_horseman
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If you know a woman that seems angy and owns a vehicle, then please, do the right thing, and report her to the authorities.  The life you save could be your own.

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Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:06 | 4020011 ZerOhead
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If you see something... SAY something!

(Not that we don't already know what you were going to tell us anyway... It's just that we like to know who's side you are on...)

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:09 | 4020030 DOT
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Don't use e-mail that is forbiden during 'shutdown'.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:20 | 4020087 Boris Alatovkrap
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Hmmmm, MO of Stasi - report neighbor, friend, family.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:12 | 4020044 TeamDepends
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(reluctantly)  Well, uh, Janet Napolitano did predict there would be a major natural disaster soon.  And, you know, how could a mere mortal predict such a thing?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:24 | 4020104 Thought Processor
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This story is getting stranger by the minute.   And that cop car is Mangled!   What the hell did that?

 

What are the odds that she actually did not have a gun, was trying to do something stupid with said car, then got out of said car to explain and had some cop pull out his fire arm up on her?  After that it was open season.

When one cop sees another with a raised weapon then any other cop around assumes that the 'suspect' is armed and everyone gets trigger happy.  Lots of shouting, yelling with victim waving arms around with dark menacing object in hands (re: a cell phone) and all it takes is one shot to start off the madness.   Then one of the cops gets caught in a crossfire of 'friendly' fire.

This happens all the time.  Unfortunately.

In the old days a cop would simply dump one of their ankle revolvers down near the victim and viola, case closed.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:05 | 4020258 Lost My Shorts
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Yes, a lot of different versions.  One says she rammed barricades at the White House; another (CNN) just says she argued with guards.  One says she bailed out of the car, gun blazing.  Another that cops shot her in the car when they had her surrounded and she tried to escape.

"Multiple sources told CNN that it is not believed at this point any shots were fired from the car and no weapon has been found so far."

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 18:32 | 4020620 Dugald
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When one cop sees another with a raised weapon then any other cop around assumes that the 'suspect' is armed and everyone gets trigger happy. Lots of shouting, yelling with victim waving arms around with dark menacing object in hands (re: a cell phone) and all it takes is one shot to start off the madness. Then one of the cops gets caught in a crossfire of 'friendly' fire.

Yep, fifty firearms pointed at one suspect, in case the other fortynine miss.........

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:11 | 4020050 Xibalba
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She jumped the curb and they killed her right infront of her baby

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:36 | 4020180 Lost My Shorts
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If you know a depressed chick who wants to commit suicide by cop with her child in the line of fire, well ... ya maybe call someone.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:59 | 4020512 Blano
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Why can't I stop laughing at this?

All great humor has an element of truth to it.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:59 | 4019984 Meat Hammer
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Capitol Police found a copy of the Constitution (planted) under the woman's body and a Don't Tread On Me bumper sticker on her car.   

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:13 | 4020056 Stoploss
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We'll see if the color of the driver makes an appearance, to stir the racial distraction pot.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:20 | 4020088 FEDbuster
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"She was wearing a Ron Paul Revolution" t-shirt"....

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:55 | 4020257 Professor Fate
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No...you are wrong.  I have it on good authority (actually from Chris Matthews and Ed Schultz) that George Bush was seen skulking in the area. It's crystal clear.  This is Bush's fault.

Fate the Magnificent
"Push the Button, Max"

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:37 | 4019910 rfaze
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Everyone will now ask "why" when they should ask "why not".......

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:59 | 4019972 MichiganMilitiaMan
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Agreed.  It damages their ovaries!

Sarc off.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:10 | 4020028 hedgeless_horseman
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Yes, the Saudi elites are drug-addicted muslim extremists, but they are OUR drug addicted muslim extremists.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 18:06 | 4020537 MichiganMilitiaMan
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True, but for fun let's flip this around:  The American elites are oil-addicted extremists, but at least they are Saudi Arabian oil addicted extremistis.  for instance, it is very extreme to allow women to drive or show some skin.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:45 | 4019897 kaiserhoff
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Why doesn't this happen every day?

 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:53 | 4019939 Mesquite
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D.C. going around in circles...

What's new..??

I thought Gov't was 'shut down'...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:04 | 4020002 kito
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@kaiserhoff. it does!!! in d.c.!!! but nobody seems to care unless its the lives of the d.c overlords that are at stake

 

this shooting sept 6th. they still cant find the shooter, how odd!

 

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/6/five-injured-three-southeast-dc-shootings/

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:46 | 4019905 SafelyGraze
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"A deranged woman opened fire near the U.S. Capitol after trying to ram her car into the White House gates. authorities have identified her only as 'missus pelosi'"

you have *got* to be kidding.

"missus?" that is so old-fashioned.

 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:49 | 4019927 AL_SWEARENGEN
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If Obama had a daughter... errr,, ahhh, fuck it.  Let's just wait for her picture to be released.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:00 | 4019979 Pairadimes
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Probably turn out to be some poor old woman headed to the White House and following her new GPS too literally.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:07 | 4020020 AL_SWEARENGEN
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For sure Pairadimes,, And the alleged gun she had really a large black dildo.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:08 | 4020027 NOTaREALmerican
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Re;  GPS too literally.

My GPS never said to "open fire" to clear the way, but I like that feature.   What GPS model is she using?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:12 | 4020049 DOT
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Autopsy will show more Thorzine in her blood than possible for a conscious  determination of criminal intent.

Not guilty.

Too bad the cops killed an innocent again.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:49 | 4019914 cougar_w
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ban "evil black assault passenger cars."

LMAO!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:55 | 4019960 krispkritter
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All 18 passenger vans will be declared 'high capacity assault vehicles' and banned.  No vehicle will be allowed to hold more than 7 passengers.  The National Clown Car Actors Union is protesting the ban...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:09 | 4020037 XitSam
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"The National Clown Car Actors Union is protesting the ban..."

I didn't know Congress had a union...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 18:59 | 4020751 Esso
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Hells yes they got a union, and a good one at that! Who else do you know that gets pay & benefits like they do?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:43 | 4019884 Joe Davola
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How much does a totalled police car increase GDP?  Paul, Paul...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:42 | 4020459 Zero Point
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Crisis midget

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:43 | 4019870 McMolotov
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Imagine the carnage if she'd been driving a Tesla.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:43 | 4019881 Mad Max
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(In best Morbo voice) "There were no survivors."

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:45 | 4019898 fonzannoon
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If it was a Mercedes SL Hastings class the engine block could possibly have been shotputted into the white house upon explosion.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:28 | 4020133 Osmium
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+100  Damn funny

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:57 | 4019958 Kirk2NCC1701
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Eureka, I found it!  The 1.21 Giga Watts TESLA batteries @ 88 MPH!

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/09/how-do-you-get-1-21-gigawatts-...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:42 | 4019871 Mad Max
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Other photos showed a black midsize car, nothing special.

But remember, when trucks are outlawed, only outlaws will drive trucks!

Time is ripe to bring out "Vehicle Control, Inc." and its arch-enemy "The National Vehicle Choice Association."

Wait, I think the latter already exists, as a big-3 front...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:49 | 4019888 superflex
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Did the cop car roll? 

Probably another woman driver.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:04 | 4020012 Pairadimes
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My money is on one of those automatic barricades that pops up out of the road. Oops.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:23 | 4020116 superflex
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That's what a bystander said.  Cop hit a barricade that popped up while driving.

Sounds like a good reason to waste an erratic woman driver. /sarc/

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:31 | 4020155 3.7.77
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Didn't look too bad until the fireman attacked with their jaws of life.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:22 | 4020373 Yenbot
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What the fuck was she driving that managed to do that to a cop car, a semi?

Sarah Connor, man. Kid's named John.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:44 | 4019859 Xibalba
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more like: Car rammed by capitol police vehicle injuring the driver.  Promtly moved to a safer location. Accidental discharge of firearm.  Woman, mother of three, killed by stray bullet.  now SPIN

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:09 | 4020039 Wahooo
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Why'd they kill the woman? Car hits a barricade, was she shooting at them?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:13 | 4020062 Xibalba
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No. The mother was UNARMED. She jumped the curb...that is all.  Cops have killed people for less.  

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 19:15 | 4020823 Esso
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Probably texting while driving. The "heroes" saved the country from the terrorists yet again.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:14 | 4020058 Meat Hammer
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And assassin dressed as Capitol Police conveniently life-flighted away from the scene to CIA safehouse, er, uh, local hospital. 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:45 | 4019860 Zer0head
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and in Chicago there were 7 shootings in the past 4 hours (an improvement on the rolling 30 day average)

none of which will be reported

 

track homicides in Chicago with this handy spreadsheet

https://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=0Ak3IIavLYTovdHYxbDItQ255eWh1NzB...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:01 | 4019991 kchrisc
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I track the goings on in Chicago daily, and the propaganda media there is always in full-form. They only "report" shootings unless there is a more compelling/sensational angle. So most of the killings there go "unreported," while anything to do with a gun, unless it is a gun and badge thug gunning down a defiant subject, is highlighted.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:42 | 4019861 ronaldawg
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Apparently the woman in the car was unarmed.  Does that mean we can BAN cars now?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:25 | 4020122 Meat Hammer
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No, but it does mean that the Capitol Police have a huge P.R. shitstorm on their hands.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:43 | 4019868 TeamDepends
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Hopefully they don't trot out the same coroner.  That guy gave us nightmares for a week.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:42 | 4019872 NemoDeNovo
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Probabaly was one of Bill Clinton's EX's looking for Child support and got pissed he doesn't live there anymore...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:44 | 4019876 Pool Shark
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Good thing that Capitol police car wasn't a Tesla...

 

 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:48 | 4019916 Gringo Viejo
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Looks like the doorman at the Carlyle.
Immune to their own absurdity. LMAO

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:40 | 4019847 franzpick
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Listen up Demo-gogues: this is your opportunity to start the car ban.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:48 | 4019909 Pool Shark
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Feinstein is drafting-up an "Assault Vehicle" ban as we post...

 

 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:03 | 4019981 fourchan
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washington where a ford taurus is a tank.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:16 | 4020069 franzpick
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Latest: Child was riding shotgun.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:04 | 4020007 Conax
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Anyone wanna buy my '95 Bronco?  Eddie Bauer, 351 Windsor, leather interior, only driven to Mt Carmel on Saturdays...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:42 | 4019851 Mad Max
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Crisis actor is the #1 fastest growing career under the Obamavolution!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:20 | 4020090 franzpick
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Next nominee for Crisis Actor of the Year actually now living in the white house.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:41 | 4019852 Stoploss
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Fortunately, we have a mere thirteen quarters more of this to enjoy, should we survive.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:16 | 4020067 The.Harmless.Who
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Wow! 

 

I'm sure a LOT of Muslims are waiting in great anticipation to find out if the suspect was 'one of theirs' or if she yelled out "Alan's Snack Bar".  

 

Man, they don't half get bad wrap for a few (% wise) angry nut cases eh!  

 

I'm going with an escaped mental patient, a white supremacist angry at the Breaking Bad ending, a Tea Party activist,  Zimmermann's wife wanting to kill Treyvon's wanna be dad perhaps?

 

 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:39 | 4020188 floyd084
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Well the one driving the car was killed.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 18:04 | 4020528 robertsgt40
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The actors(congress) were in duck n cover mode. One woman causes them to hide? Wait til the streets are packed with indignant citizens

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 00:58 | 4021542 golfrattt
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Benghazi Redux

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:39 | 4019839 HelluvaEngineer
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Any evidence that anyone fired on the police?  If you move your car while they are near you, police will shoot you to death and say you tried to run them over.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:43 | 4019874 ronaldawg
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Bravo - that is EXACTLY what happened in this case.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 21:24 | 4021151 Buck Johnson
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Her name was Miriam Carey and she wasn't armed at all except for using the car to attempt to crash into the gate.  She seemed to have had mental problems.  I've said this before and I'll say it again, many in the US are mentally and emotionally unstable.   Our society needs to be fixed and we may be to far gone for that to happen.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:37 | 4019802 NoDebt
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I'm with RedPill on this one.  Not possible.  DC is a gun-free zone.  Bears repeating until the message gets through.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:36 | 4019803 SHEEPFUKKER
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So much for the gotta protect the women and children meme. 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:03 | 4019993 Money Maker
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This is what America has become...This is as tragic as it gets. I can only try to imagine what would cause a mother so much pain and grief as to take her own life and leave her child alone in this world.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 19:01 | 4020756 DosZap
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Hmmmmmmmmm, the media reports I have seen was the ONLY ones shooting were cops.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:36 | 4019806 superflex
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This proves women cant drive.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:39 | 4019841 McMolotov
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"Her name is Roberta Paulson! Her name is Roberta Paulson! Her name is Roberta Paulson!"

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:54 | 4019941 replaceme
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That actually made me LOL.  In death, a woman driver has a name.  Her name is Roberta Paulson.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:06 | 4020016 Money Maker
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Maybe its me, but I dont find anything funny about this story.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:08 | 4020032 LFMayor
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uhhh, yeah, it is you.

Why don't you shake your money maker, then you'll feel better. 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:11 | 4020043 Money Maker
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Its no fun being rich and successfull when everyone around you is poor and depressed.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:20 | 4020094 LFMayor
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So now you've reminded me of my crass, untermensch manners as well as informed me that you are also superior in matters financial as well as more firmly established in self-satisfaction.

All this after you've been here a whopping 6 weeks?  You must be an idiot savant.

Go play with yourself, youngling.  The adults are busy making fun of other's misfortune.  Just be glad you're not the focus of it,yet, you pompous weak wristed little fucking killjoy.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:28 | 4020131 Money Maker
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Thats right, your the victum here...Instead of you trying to figure out why your where you are, you find it easyer to assume everyone is a Hank Paulson, Angilo Mozilo, Donald Trump or John Corzine.

I have climed from the poorest of the poor ... I am where I am not because I inhereted anything...it was because i'm smarter, harder working, more honest (with myself), frugal and more productive.

I produce alot more than I consume.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:30 | 4020153 LFMayor
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advice:   Don't up arrow your own comments.  It's gauche.  I had to correct that "CivisMundi" jagbag for that a while ago.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:44 | 4020213 Money Maker
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Yes, I'm the kind of person who posts just to get green arrows from strangers. Like I need some kind of affirmation and approval from you people, lol.

No offence :-)

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:57 | 4020261 McMolotov
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What do you mean, 'you people?'

rayciss

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:22 | 4020386 Agent P
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"You're Australian!  Be Australian!  Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack."

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 18:34 | 4020633 shovelhead
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Well, I can tell you didn't gain your fabulous wealth from being an internationally sought after spelling bee coach...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:49 | 4020242 Meat Hammer
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"your the victum here...Instead of you trying to figure out why your where you are..."

You're is what's called a contraction. It is the combination of the words you and are with the missing letter a in are being replaced by an apostrophe.  Your indicates possession.  

"I am where I am not because I inhereted anything...it was because i'm smarter..."

Thanks for the laugh, buddy.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:25 | 4020392 Money Maker
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So I dont proof read what I write in the language that was my forth language to learn (thats right, I spoke 3 before learning English)...You know whats realy funny? My english is better than most people born in the US.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 23:17 | 4021362 merizobeach
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You know what's also funny?  You're still a total fucking dumbass.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:25 | 4020114 McMolotov
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Most of this country has gone mad. Gallows humor and alcohol are the only things keeping some of us sane.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:06 | 4020019 LFMayor
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ROFL.  I'm freakin cryin here, trying to keep it down low at work. 

You are all some funny, cruel motherfuckers!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 17:54 | 4020495 de3de8
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LFM me too!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:02 | 4019996 superflex
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You go Home Girl

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:40 | 4019842 Lost My Shorts
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At least not like Bruce Willis.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:41 | 4019863 Agent P
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Quite possibly the funniest comment ever posted in the history of the internet.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:44 | 4019875 Uncle Remus
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Can you drive in a burqa?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:48 | 4019913 ronaldawg
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BITCH was just trying to get OBAMACARE for the baby - HATERS!

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:36 | 4019817 Mad Max
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So which particular SSRI drug was she taking?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:28 | 4020128 Kirk2NCC1701
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Ergot poisoning 'drove' her mad, no doubt.  From having to eat old, moldy rye bread.  Why?

Because she didn't benefit from the Budget in time.  /s

Useful links:

> http://customers.hbci.com/~wenonah/history/ergot.htm

> http://www.botany.hawaii.edu/faculty/wong/BOT135/LECT12.HTM

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:36 | 4019818 First There Is ...
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A woman WITH a child? Pure Media Gold....If she's white and conservative, they've hit fucking pay dirt. A whole new world of profiling and directed political targeting opens up to them. They are all Sarah Palin now.....

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:38 | 4019835 Dr. No
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They will toss and Ann Coulter novel in the back seat.  Cold as ice, untraceable...

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:43 | 4019866 NoDebt
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It was Ann Romney.  She got a little tipsy at Bridge Club, started crying to her friends about not being in the White House with Mitt, where they belonged, and decided to drive up there and, quote, "give that bitch a piece of my mind."

 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:57 | 4019970 jvetter713
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If Chappelle ever comes back, he can add her to:

 

When keeping it real goes wrong.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:20 | 4020093 NotApplicable
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Oh he's back. He's doing a mime routine now.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/30/dave-chapelle-comedy-club-storms-off/

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:55 | 4019946 franzpick
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Double pay dirt: Demo-gogue presstitute reports are that the child was armed.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:39 | 4019826 Dr. No
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in unison: "her name was ...."

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:38 | 4019832 Reader1
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Michelle Paulson?

We all called her Home Girl.  Can we have a wake for her at lunchtime?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:45 | 4019887 SilverCoinLover
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Ann Barnhardt?

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:56 | 4019959 stant
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Priceless

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:39 | 4019827 Reader1
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Looks like this could be O.B.E.-Overtaken By Events-The news is now reporting she didn't shoot anyone-they shot her. 

 

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:47 | 4019918 Sauk Leader
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The shooter was reported to be traveling after the speeding vehicle and then once the vehicle crashed the shooter got out of a marked US Capital Police and was seen running after a woman. The shooter apparently was wearing a uniform of some sort similar to ones worn by police officers in the area. Details are still fluid but some reports state that a large military style weapon was seen taken from the trunk of the marked police vehicle. UPDATE: Reports confirm that it was the police who shot a woman so we will cease all references to a shooting... Stay tuned.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 15:57 | 4019969 hidingfromhelis
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Couldn't have been the police; no bystanders were hit with gunfire.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:14 | 4020057 Money Maker
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Only in America, John Corzine steals billions of dollars, doesnt even go to Jail.  Woman crash a car into a fence...special agents shoot her in the back.

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 16:59 | 4020277 Bastiat
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Hey this isn't NYC.

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