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Have Questions On Obamacare? Call 1-800-F U-CKYO
Presented with a stunned level of WTFness... the Obamacare Help-Line - available 24/7 is 1-800-318-2596 as we have been told a number of times by the President... it seems someone did not do their due diligence on what that telephone number's mnemomic is...
1-800-F U-CKYO
Indeed, Mr. President, 1-800-318-2596 to you too.
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This would have been funny if they didn't have to ignore a number to make it work. I think someone is trying too hard... Also, to nitpick a little, this could be read as "Fuck Yo," as in, "Fuck, yo, this ObamaCare thing is the shit."
"This is a Big Fucking Deal"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR6BR464U3M
"seems someone did not do their due diligence"
Or, maybe they did.
Check out Carny circus briefing, it's hilarious
Poetic epicness.
Not a coincidence!
UPDATED: Correction again to my earlier post. This is actually 28 to the 7th power so there is a 1 in 13,492,928,512 chance this is a coincidence. 26 letters plus 1 and zero per number field. Wow, I need a drink!
Did I do this right?
Update: Much better calculator here >>> http://www.mathsisfun.com/combinatorics/combinations-permutations-calculator.html
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(So basically, out of 11,440 different combinations of the number XXX-XXXX using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0 and the 26 available letters in the English alphabet. it's just a strange coincidence.) BULLSHIT!
The answer:11,440, is displayed in the "Number of combinations" textbox.
Count permutations : Goal
Number of sample point 1234567890
Number of sample points in each permutation. = 10
Choose goal Count combinations Count permutations Number of sample points in set ( n ) Number of sample points in each permutation ( r ) Number of permutations (n things taken r at a time)
Frequently-Asked Questions
Combination and Permutation Calculator | Sample ProblemsInstructions: To find the answer to a frequently-asked question, simply click on the question. If none of the questions addresses your need, refer to Stat Trek's tutorial on the rules of countingor visit the Statistics Glossary. On-line help is just a mouse click away.
- What is a permutation?
- What is a combination?
- What is the difference between a combination and a permutation?
See also: Rules of Counting | Statistics GlossaryWhat is a permutation?
A permutation is an arrangement of all or part of a set of objects, with regard to the order of the arrangement.
For example, suppose we have a set of three letters: A, B, and C. We might ask how many ways we can arrange 2 letters from that set. Each possible arrangement would be an example of a permutation. The complete list of possible permutations would be: AB, AC, BA, BC, CA, and CB.
When statisticians refer to permutations, they use a specific terminology. They describe permutations as n distinct objects taken r at a time. Translation: n refers to the number of objects from which the permutation is formed; and r refers to the number of objects used to form the permutation. Consider the example from the previous paragraph. The permutations were formed from 3 letters (A, B, and C), so n = 3; and each permutation consisted of 2 letters, so r = 2.
For an example that counts permutations, see Sample Problem 1.
What is a combination?
A combination is a selection of all or part of a set of objects, without regard to the order in which objects are selected.
For example, suppose we have a set of three letters: A, B, and C. We might ask how many ways we can select 2 letters from that set. Each possible selection would be an example of a combination. The complete list of possible selections would be: AB, AC, and BC.
When statisticians refer to combinations, they use a specific terminology. They describe combinations as n distinct objects taken r at a time. Translation: n refers to the number of objects from which the combination is formed; and r refers to the number of objects used to form the combination. Consider the example from the previous paragraph. The combinations were formed from 3 letters (A, B, and C), so n = 3; and each combination consisted of 2 letters, so r = 2.
Note that AB and BA are considered to be one combination, because the order in which objects are selected does not matter. This is the key distinction between a combination and a permutation. A combination focuses on the selection of objects without regard to the order in which they are selected. A permutation, in contrast, focuses on the arrangement of objects with regard to the order in which they are arranged.
For an example that counts the number of combinations, see Sample Problem 2.
What is the difference between a combination and a permutation?
The distinction between a combination and a permutation has to do with the sequence or order in which objects appear. A combination focuses on the selection of objects withoutregard to the order in which they are selected. A permutation, in contrast, focuses on the arrangement of objects with regard to the order in which they are arranged.
For example, consider the letters A and B. Using those letters, we can create two 2-letter permutations - AB and BA. Because order is important to a permutation, AB and BA are considered different permutations. However, AB and BA represent only one combination, because order is not important to a combination.
Using the Combination and Permutation Calculator: Sample Problems
Combination and Permutation Calculator | Frequently-Asked QuestionsSolution:
The solution to this problem involves counting the number of permutations of 7 distinct objects, taken 3 at a time. The number of permutations of n distinct objects, taken r at a time is
nPr = n! / (n - r)!7P3 = 7! / (7 - 3)! = 7! / 4! = (7)(6)(5) = 210
Thus, 210 different 3-digit numbers can be formed from the digits 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. To solve this problem using the Combination and Permutation Calculator, do the following:
The answer, 210, is displayed in the "Number of permutations" textbox.
Solution:
The solution to this problem involves counting the number of combinations of 30 players, taken 4 at a time. The number of combinations of n distinct objects, taken r at a time is
nCr = n! / r! (n - r)!30C4 = 30! / 4!(30 - 4)! = 30! / 4! 26! = 27,405
Thus, 27,405 different groupings of 4 players are possible. To solve this problem using theCombination and Permutation Calculator, do the following:
The answer, 27,405, is displayed in the "Number of combinations" textbox.
Brilliant!
Here's a scenerio, if you believe this entire government is run by a very few people and this gov shutdown is all a ruse, then they are more than likely using it as a false flag into the 10/17 finally dead broke day. And with the truckers coming in this weekend , what better time to declare Martial Law this weekend in this region III (DC) we been hearing about? Run all week with some chaos and blam, system fail. It's all shaping up nicely for the NWO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI5eT4UmyFY
That 1-855-889-4325 number spells out "KLUTZ HEAL".
Now this news from Fukushima, Japan:
About 430 litres (113 gallons) of highly radioactive water spilled over a period of as much as 12 hours after a worker misjudged how much could be held by the tank, which is tilting because of an uneven location, Tepco spokesman Masayuki Ono told reporters.
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Tilting? How long before the entire tank topples & empties into the Pacific?
Hey
Obammy, Obammy, who can I turn to?
You give me nuttin' I can hold on to
I know you think I'm like the useless-eaters before
Who saw your name and number on the floor
Obammy, I got your number
I need to make you cry
Obammy, don't change your number
318-2596
318-2596
318-2596
318-2596
Obammy, Obammy, you're the commie
Oh, you don't know me, but I know you're the commie
I tried to call you before, but I lost my lunch
I saw your imagination, and wow, you’re disturbed
Obammy, I got your number
I need to make you cry
Obammy, don't change your number
318-2596
318-2596
318-2596
318-2596
I got it, (I got it), I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it, (I got it), I got it
For a good time, for a good time call
Obammy, don't change your number
I need to make you cry
Obammy, I call your number
318-2596
318-2596
318-2596
318-2596
Obammy, Obammy, who can I turn to?
318-2596
For the price of a crime I can always turn to you
318-2596
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2596
318-2596 (2596)
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California's website is still broken. Cant create account or log on.
You got lucky then. The real trouble starts when you log in. The system mirrors the one operating in MA, and it's a complete bureaucratic nightmare for the individual, plus higher premiums for mediocre or poor care in shiny, expensive, well equipped buildings owned by the profiteering insurance companies. They've got our number, alright...
onion?
Is it contempt for the people or just .gov incompetence? Either way, it's pretty disgusting. The brats are out of control, and out of their tiny little minds. Or maybe I'm losing my sense of humor. Possibly. But it's hard to see the funny side when .gov makes a complete arse of itself, and the American people. Mind you, it does equal the contempt Lois Lerner of the IRS showed by targeting political rivals - then lying about it - then exposed by email as a liar - then running off with her status and money intact. Bit$h. She should be prosecuted, fined and jailed.
It also is
D-UBLYN
Maybe as in doubling your healthcare premiums?
Actually I'm neutral on Obamacare. I don't think premiums will actually rise. Economies of scale, etc. Certian to be some issues though as the plan gets rolled out.
The whole phone number thing is actually pretty childish but it was dumb not have the number also have a decent acronym. Like GET-WELL or something.
This phone number reveals the system's incompetence or contempt for good practice. Either way, it bodes ill for the payers and patients. G'luck. Hope it works out for you.
Obviously this has been done purposely, the question is: what's the message? Is it a fuck you to the opponents or to the proponents?
@slightlyskeptical try to be more skeptical then. Obamacare is a bigger fail than Solyndra. Government has never ever provided a good service or product. Quality and low prices come from the (free?) market. The only thing governments do is waste resources and provide crappy services.
Here is what I think will happen. Being in medical field, I am trying to project into the future what the impact will be. What I am predicting at this point is that everyone will pay and no one will receive meaningful medical care. By that, I mean, surgery will be delayed for years while pain killers are handed out.
Misdiagnoses and shortages of care providers and medical supplies (48 million new patients) will add to the delay along with a huge line to the grave. "Assistants" will begin to administer care.
Copays/deductibles will be eaten up before you are treated so the next year, you start all over again with a new deductible.
The cost of this healthcare will be shouldered by the middle class who will end up in the ghetto in their attempt to pay all their bills. No other insurance will be available eventually except for the very upper crust who will be able to pay for concierge medical care (offered now at 3000 a year for a medical visit to an internist). Anesthesiologists, specialists/surgeons will book their calenders with the patients who have the ability to pay the most first...
I laffed
That is Stunning.
You can't make this sh*t up.
working 24/7 ... to put the Onion out of business!
it seems someone did not do their due diligence on what that telephone number's mnemomic is...
on the contrary, i am certain that someone did indeed do his dillegence, i dont believe in coincidences. that number is a heartfelt expression of someone's innermost personal belief
obama the decisive destroyer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv01bYT7MkY
And soon to be added - a pony and a chicken in every pot. Thanks to the courtesy of the W2 class of working comrades.