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The Sheer Idiocy Of The Markets In One Chart

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Twitter (TWTR), Tweeter (TWTRQ), what's the difference. Just buy, buy, buy.

 

 

You just have to f##king laugh!!!

 

... one hour later the magic is gone and the idiot algos have left the collocated server.

 


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Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:25 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Trademark infringement, if you ask me.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:29 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Graham and Dodd Fundamental Analysis FTMFW.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:35 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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On Twitter's part.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:39 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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If these guys were awake, and sold, then they just made a fortune...legally.

Samuel Bloomberg     Chairman of the Board
Joseph McGuire          President, Chief Executive Officer, Director
Gregory W Hunt         Chief Financial Officer, Senior Vice President
William Morrison        Senior Vice President, Chief Information Officer
Patrick Reynolds         Senior Vice President, Chief Marketing Officer
Bob Staples               Senior Vice President of Sales and Installation Services
Philo T. Pappas          Senior Vice President and Chief Merchandising Officer
John Esposito            Director
Steven S Fischman     Director
Karen Kaplan             Director

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:41 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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It looks like 33,000% in one year.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:47 | Link to Comment synergize
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This is obviously fundamentals-based and its just efficient markets at work...

 

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Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:53 | Link to Comment Stuart
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Don't know if to laugh or be angry that so many people could be that phucking stupid... they have no business anywhere near anything remotely resembling money. That so many are so phucking stupid explains so much, everywhere, all the time.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:54 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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...they have no business anywhere near anything remotely resembling money.

I smell CalPERS portfolio managers.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:59 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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Doesn't everyone know what that big fuQQing Q at the end of a ticker symbol means????

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:06 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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Most recent SEC filing was in May 2008

"As previously reported to the Commission, on June 11, 2007, TWTR, Inc. (the "Company") and each of its subsidiaries filed voluntary petitions for reorganization under Chapter 11 of the U.S. Bankruptcy Code (the "Code"). The filings were made in the United States Bankruptcy Court for the District of Delaware in Wilmington, Delaware (the "Court"). On July 13, 2007, the Court entered an order approving the sale of substantially all of the assets of the Company and its subsidiaries to Tweeter Newco LLC and/or its assignees."

http://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?company=Tweeter+Home+entertainment&owner=exclude&action=getcompany

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:17 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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TWTR or TWTRQ. 

Look closely before you hit the bid. 

Things are not always what they seem.*

 


*This is for all of our comrades at the SEC that like this sort of thing.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:20 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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That was not nice HH. 

LMFAO

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:34 | Link to Comment Decolat
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Had to have been MDB

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment fourchan
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#stupid

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:07 | Link to Comment James_Cole
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Tweeter had a good day! Lol

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:33 | Link to Comment PT
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Ummm, does this mean its a good time to IPO my company ... called Twatter ?

It'll give you the "twats" ... 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:37 | Link to Comment PT
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Are "Twetter" and "Twutter" taken?  Stuff it, I'm feeling generous today.  Someone else can have those names.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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Twerkker...

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:36 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Are you trying to get people fired?

Placing porn links without warnings is bad form.

Luckily I check the URL before I click anything any more.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:42 | Link to Comment StandardDeviant
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Surely we all learned that back in the days of goatse.cx?!

Kids nowadays...

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 13:30 | Link to Comment James_Cole
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So, unemployed people are down-voting NotApplicable? 

NSFW is a common courtesy.  

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:09 | Link to Comment css1971
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You can blame Rospa.

I do.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment donsluck
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Are you stupid or just stoned? The government does not print our money, a cabal of private banks "prints" the money (most of it is digital) and loans it out. All currency is debt. The Constitution allowed ONLY COINS OF PURE METAL and had strict (death) penalties for dilution. No paper money at all. Blame the Supreme Court that allowed this to happen.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:57 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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The WHOLE system was compromised and co-opted.  The lawmakers, the law enforcement, the lawyers, the judges,  the bankers (now banksters), the education system (at what age do they teach you about money and interest, if ever?)

But also...  The media.  Bought and paid for, all of them. 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Liquid Courage
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"We have placed in our government the ability to control the money supply and dish out new money to whomever they please (usually their cronies and the banks)..."

Yeah, synergize is missing an important point that also eluded me for a while. When Austrian school authors would state the general case that inflation favors those who receive the new money first, it took me a while to recognize that in the special case of the US Fiat system as it was set up on Jekyll Island (so to speak) it's -- not usually, as synergize put it -- but necessarily the banks that are first in line for the new "money" and therefore are the ones who benefit from inflation.

As for the cronies, their cut takes a much more circuitous route involving graft, kickbacks, laundering, bagmen and all that nefarious stuff.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:27 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Tell me more about these markets...

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:42 | Link to Comment mspgrandi
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Its an OTC stock, i doubt the company even exist, although somebody is really cashing in on this... up 1400% at the moment

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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Oh, the company exists. There are a few pump-and-dump boiler rooms out there who are making some nice bank right now.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:05 | Link to Comment philosophers bone
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P / E Ratio = Possible Existence ratio. 

> 0 = Buy.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:49 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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I just wanted to jump in and say this article probably ranks as one of my top 5 favorite articles ever on ZH for the sheer stupidity it exposes.

These are the great "market rigging geniuses" we're so worried about?  

Next IPO I hear about in the MSM I'm going to check for ANY similar tickers and put some lunch money into them.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:54 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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in 2000 I had an old guy come into my job and tell me he wanted to buy as much Yoohoo stock as possible. I asked him several times if he was sure. He looked at me like I was an idiot. Finally he said "how old are you, 22? How could you not have heard of yoohoo, everyone your age has!". I told him I used to drink it when I was 5, and had no idea if it was even publicly traded. We wet back and forth with this mess of a conversation for about 10 minutes until I realized he was talking about Yahoo. So this sort of stuff has been around forever, and usually is not a good sign. But the Bernak is on the job now.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:08 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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"We wet back and forth with this mess of a conversation for about 10 minutes"

I haven't been in debate classes for some time, I can see there are new tactics being tried.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:11 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Until I got to "I used to drink it when I was 5" my eyes read "Yoohoo" as "Yahoo" in your post.  Mind tricks still work even when you're expecting them, I guess.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:20 | Link to Comment 0b1knob
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I can remember there was a trucking company called Internet Transport which traded at an absurd level for many years because people believed it ran the internet.   It eventually went bankrupt.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:34 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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Nothing new. 50 years ago or more it was a standing joke in the stock market that Seaboard Air Line went up and down with TWA, Boeing and the other aviation stocks.

Seaboard Air Line was a railroad.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:24 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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They would only have made like $800k between all of them.

Somehow I get the feeling they won't see the stock price until it is back where it started.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:38 | Link to Comment Concentrated po...
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Gold or Federal Reserve Notes...

 

TWTR or TWTRQ...

 

No one pays attention to the unit of account, it's all about market sentiment for the world wide ponzi

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:49 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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The company I founded, tearjerker (symbol TRJRK), IPO's on Monday.

TRJRK is a real time communication service that allows anyone, even government employees, the ability to convey their tales of devastating woe, inflicted by the government "shutdown," over the internet in 141 characters or less.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:16 | Link to Comment onelight
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Folks this is the "twerking" version of TWTR, ie. Twitter's evil but entertaining twin...grinding out the profits...call (s)Mylie

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:39 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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The idiocy of india in one picture...

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/the-spirit-of-india-in-one-picture/

mad world....

 

howdy sr.....

ori

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:41 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Dude - is India still around? I haven't seen it mentioned on CNN's front page in forever!

;)

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:48 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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It is , it is. Truth is, India makes it to any news only when shit happens here or gold does crazy things.

In

News

During

Insane

Asininity

That is the state of 1/6th of world population.

;-)

 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:55 | Link to Comment Bendromeda Strain
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You really ought to use a different metaphor than "when shit happens"...

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:33 | Link to Comment akak
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Oh the citizenism!

AnAnonymous, eat your heart out.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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Bodies in the Ganges...  I think I have had my fill... For a lifetime!

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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i see your temple shit and raise you one pile of train station baby do

http://badcanto.wordpress.com/spot-the-mainlander/

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:01 | Link to Comment akak
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That is just pure fucking animalistic behavior, NOTHING that any human can or should ever be doing.

Hell, even my dog knows where to properly shit and piss.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Bendromeda Strain
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OK - I think it is time for a palate cleanser.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:51 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Chinese citizenism citizens are unrivalled when it comes to flagrant roadside defecation. It is only through unmitigated immodesty they manage to exceed even their own achievements in this department, still maintaining that overconsumption/overexcretion is a matter of numbers and that blobbing up into Tibet will resolve the issue.

Chinese citizenism citizens knew of the finity of the world's roadsides. They knew it would come with consequences. But quick reliefs by public excretions were there so...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 12:44 | Link to Comment akak
Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:48 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the diesel.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:32 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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especially when it's made from recycled french fry grease

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:27 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Thank you, thank you!!!

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:28 | Link to Comment The Axe
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ha ha  ha   to fucking funny

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:30 | Link to Comment John McCloy
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  Up another 500% since this..Lets all buy and get rich...weeeeeeeeeeee

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:31 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Let's all sell short and get richer.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:31 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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the good news; We will all be billionires!!

the bad news; We will all be billionaires!!

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:29 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Nice Target Price! $1.00 with .01 close yesterday

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:33 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Lol..freaking retards.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:31 | Link to Comment Meatballs
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This is hilarious. Tweeter stores have closed all over the northeast- I thought they were gone...

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:32 | Link to Comment deejo
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This ZH post is by far the most profound and succinct summary of everything I hate about the human race. When the phuk does this all burn down, seriously.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:46 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@deejo

Exactly.  Where's that quote about how at the end of the Roman Empire the economy and money had turned to nothing but speculation....

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:49 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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About ten years after I thought it would,

about five years after I thought it could not possibly stagger on another month,

and about two years after I gave up on being prepared.


( that fixes the date sometime in the latter half of this month... )

 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Zadok
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Are we related? At least we think the same.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:34 | Link to Comment DOT
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Double plus good!

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:34 | Link to Comment More_sellers_th...
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I remember the tweeter on Commonwealth Ave...they used to have some sweet stuff in that store....That reminds me how much joy it was to go in a real store and see lots of high end brands and feel cool for picking the one I got...Sad now...walk in any store and see Apple or LG, take your pick sir, its all made in the same place with the same materials...Like a soviet grocery store...sad

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:39 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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You could become a wine enthusiast.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:41 | Link to Comment More_sellers_th...
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True Rex, I tried that, I'd buy a few cases,,,,then drink em all....can't afford to keep the stock long enough

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:47 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Self esteem through enlightened consumption can be achieved in many ways. How about collecting? Cars are good (if you're successful), or maybe sports memorabilia - for the aspirational.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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Consumerism.  Once you have 'consumed' enough advertising and commercials, it can take some doing to remove the stink.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:45 | Link to Comment Swarmee
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Is Sony guts!

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:36 | Link to Comment Racer
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I thought the price had to be halted after 5%/10%? move?

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:38 | Link to Comment pound the vix
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What?  I bought the wrong stock.  No problem I'm sure Goldman will allow me to cancel that trade.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:38 | Link to Comment Palladin
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And if you think that's nuts, just look at the Market Pulse link over at Yahoo Finance.

They are all talking as if this is Twitter.

Just unbelievable.

http://finance.yahoo.com/marketpulse/TWTRQ

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:42 | Link to Comment Racer
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ROFLMAO!

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:46 | Link to Comment Unprepared
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Wait until I enlist my new stock TWTW (Twit for Twat)

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:47 | Link to Comment SpanishGoop
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Going short twtrq now.

 

All in before they discover they made a typing error.

 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:48 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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Now THIS is Friday Humor. Thank you, Tyler(s).

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:48 | Link to Comment Son of Loki
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I just Tweeted my broker the news.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:50 | Link to Comment Scalaris
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Based on fundamentals, efficient markets and rainbows.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:52 | Link to Comment thismarketisrigged
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up now 1,130.77 pct now. 

 

 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:53 | Link to Comment adr
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How much do you want to bet Tweeter will still make more of a profit than Twitter?

Considering Twitter is still losing close to $100 million on their huge jump in revenue.

Yet a company with no profit and no real business model, other than sell #whatever, will probably have a $50 billion market cap in short order.

BECAUSE JUST THINK OF THE POTENTIAL IF EVERYONE TWEETS!!!!!! SO MANY EYEBALLS LOOKING AT A TWEET HAVE TO BE WORTH MORE MONEY THAN THE ENTIRE SECTOR SELLING THE PRODUCTS!!!! UNLIMITED REVENUE!!!! no profit, BUT REVENUE!!!!

 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:52 | Link to Comment mister0_1
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WSJ steals your article without attribution. Scumbags.

 

http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2013/10/04/long-dead-tweeter-soars-some-seek-twitter/

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:57 | Link to Comment Racer
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"Tweeter filed for bankruptcy in November 2008, days before fellow electronics chain Circuit City, and both closed their stores soon thereafter."

As profitable as Twitter I see!

Ha ha ha ha

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:58 | Link to Comment razorthin
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dot.con idiocy deja vous all over again

- Yogi

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:58 | Link to Comment Whoa Dammit
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Photos of sheer idiocy: 50 people who lived in the same condo complex as the mom shot by DC police were forced to evacuate while space suited cops searched the place. (Photos of this start about half way down the linked page).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442703/Miriam-Carey-Woman-killed-outside-Capitol-Hill-trying-ram-gates-White-House.html

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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She lived in Stamford and had supposed 'mental health problems'.  Which are also known in some circles as 'side effects to being a MK Ultra Monarch' test subject.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 10:58 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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LMAO! 'Buy Twitter hand over fist! And also anything that even sounds like Twitter!'

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:00 | Link to Comment adr
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You want more idiocy check out Potbelly, priced at $14, opens above $30.

A few years ago Potbelly made good sandwiches. Once the IPO was filed quality went downhill fast. Now the place tastes like the garbage thrown out from Subway.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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An old man many years ago, next door neighbour infact, told me when I was a kid that humans are the most stupid and profoundly thick creatures he had ever dealt with.

This article somewhat proves it, apart from the cast here at ZH, my heart weeps for the wider public that are so fucking stupid, self-centered, and un-bothered by whats going on around them, that when the real shit happens, they will deserve everything they get.

#Fuckpidity.com

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:03 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Man people are stupid.

I mean, someone had to have at least programmed in a stock symbol if it was the robot algos.

If it was the desk jockey retail crowd doing the buying it would explain the non-stop commercials I see.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:08 | Link to Comment The Final Countdown
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Looks like someone messed up the ticker symbol string parser of their HFT bot. Them regular expressions are greedy, you know :-/

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:10 | Link to Comment azengrcat
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Algo with wildcard search and retards that can't read for the FTMFL. 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Al Capowned
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lol best Friday humour!!

 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:17 | Link to Comment Palladin
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and it keeps on getting better.

Herb Greenberg has joined the party.

Here's a little something I put together.

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B51-74tGswAXcG9HMmNDVGdWbnM/edit?usp=sha...

 

 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:22 | Link to Comment Luke 21
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Since volume according to Yahoo is 1.4M this amounts to under $100K in volume. I do not think it is appropriate to say the sheer idiocy of "The Markets". Maybe the sheer idiocy of a few individuals.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:25 | Link to Comment Palladin
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The volume shown on my trading platform is over 10 million.

Maybe use this link instead of Yahoo

http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/twtrq

 

 

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:28 | Link to Comment q99x2
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I have a painting by an unknown artist for sale.

$75,000 to the first banker that can use it for collateral.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:28 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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Tomato, tomatto.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:34 | Link to Comment JSD
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Shit. It happened again.

-Bill Ackman

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:33 | Link to Comment Montezuma
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People are idiots... what else is new?

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:35 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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tyler(s) should do a new weekly series

Pink Shee(i)t Fridays

there's literally dozens of these scams runnin on the OTCBB.  would be interesting to try to track where the big buys/sells are coming from...wouldn't be surprised to see a TBTF or 2 in there somewhere...

just for shee(i)ts & giggles :)

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Emergency Ward
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Pssst!  SPCLQ.   AAPL CEO.  pssst!  still hot!!

http://www.businessweek.com/stories/1994-03-20/behind-the-scandal-at-spe...

I know, old news, but this is a classic story of a vapor company with pumpers and dumpers, shameless thieves and a big name that was duped into being a stooge.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:39 | Link to Comment JSD
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I hear the (former) CEO will be on Mad Money tonight.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:42 | Link to Comment Professorlocknload
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Rockin' Robin,,, tweet, tweet

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Emergency Ward
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INTL INTC inside

COST, CSCO, SYY was a friend of mine

 

In this investing era, even buying the wrong one by mistake could pay off big time.  In fact if you bought the wrong one you might be better off ha ha.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:45 | Link to Comment orangegeek
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pump and dump

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 13:05 | Link to Comment Bobbyrib
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That usually involves a scheme. The owners of this stock tripped over a gold mine when retail investors somehow thought Twitter would IPO at .05 per share.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:49 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  Un-fucking-believable.  Run Forest run...

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:50 | Link to Comment whirlybird rules
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The orchestration is so evident. Can this go on forever?

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment ThisIsBob
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Was there a groupon out on that?

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:01 | Link to Comment Iam Yue2
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When @FGoria finally gives up the ghost, having realised that there is no money to be made tweeting 24/7, the Twitter model is dead in the water.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:42 | Link to Comment redux2redux
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Twitter = Tweaker

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:09 | Link to Comment geotrader
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I should have seen that coming.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 12:52 | Link to Comment syntaxterror
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TWTRQ losing the same amount of money as TWTR. Not that anyone gives a shit these days.

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 13:03 | Link to Comment Bobbyrib
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Where are the Democrats to say that this why you need the SEC to operate at full capacity?

Fri, 10/04/2013 - 13:03 | Link to Comment Biggieshort
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Twitter will be using this symbol in a couple years.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!