Obama Wants To Rename Washington Redskins

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Presented with little comment but to ask what next? The New York Mediums? The Oakland Privateers? The Cleveland Beiges? The Atlanta Cowards?


The President explains his reasoning at 19:50...


Via AP,

President Barack Obama says that if he owned the Washington Redskins, he would "think about changing" the team name, wading into the controversy over a football nickname that many people deem offensive to Native Americans.


Obama, in an interview with The Associated Press, said team names like the Redskins offend "a sizable group of people." He said that while fans get attached to the nicknames, nostalgia may not be a good enough reason to keep them in place.


"I don't know whether our attachment to a particular name should override the real legitimate concerns that people have about these things," he said in the interview, which was conducted Friday.




the president appeared to come down on the side of those who have sharply criticized the football team's name, noting that Indians "feel pretty strongly" about mascots and team names that depict negative stereotypes about their heritage.

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Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:36 | 4026208 moroots
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Thanks for keeping your eye on the important issues facing our country, President Debt Bro!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:44 | 4026219 hedgeless_horseman
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Divide et impera is the MOST important issue for those in power.  Why else do you think TPTB selected such a divisive president? 

"Divide et impera, the reprobated axiom of tyranny, is under certain (some) qualifications, the only policy, by which a republic can be administered on just principles." In Perpetual Peace: A Philosophical Sketch by Immanuel Kant (1795), Appendix one, Divide et impera is the third of three political maxims, the others being Fac et excusa (Act now, and make excuses later) and Si fecisti, nega (when you commit a crime, deny it).

Elements of this technique involve:

    creating or encouraging divisions among the subjects to prevent alliances that could challenge the sovereign
    aiding and promoting those who are willing to cooperate with the sovereign
    fostering distrust and enmity between local rulers
    encouraging meaningless expenditures that reduce the capability for political and military spending

Historically, this strategy was used in many different ways by empires seeking to expand their territories.



Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:43 | 4026237 I am more equal...
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I would like to rename the president to 'impeached' or 'resigned' and now former president.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:46 | 4026246 Skateboarder
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Is this nigga serious....

*shakes head and walks out of room*

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:57 | 4026265 DoChenRollingBearing
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The Washington GLTB Rainblow Coalition Team Members (Only Voluntary, Except in a National Emergency)

WGLTBRCTM(OVENE).  That is the proper name for the DC football team.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:11 | 4026312 TruthInSunshine
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NerObama is such a fitting nickname for zero.

He is narcissistic enough to actually screw around with PC shit like this while the nation is on fire. People should pitch in to buy him a fiddle to play, too.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:18 | 4026333 knukles
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Didju all hear the 49ers in order to be more sensitive, diverse and inclusive have signed a quadriplegic running back?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:46 | 4026403 Pegasus Muse
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Barry Hussein O'Blamer needs a new name that better descibes his natural je ne sais quoi.  

Barry the Ass Wipe works for me.   

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:49 | 4026429 max2205
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Baltimore Rappers...oh wait, that's racist

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:01 | 4026471 smlbizman
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washington tryvons...cause if o'asshole had a team......

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:09 | 4026492 chunga
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Everything in Washington blows no matter what you call it.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:21 | 4026518 The Alarmist
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We'll call them the K-Street Kickin' Krew ....

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:45 | 4026576 GetZeeGold
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Glad to hear the President has his finger on the pulse of America.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:34 | 4026662 krispkritter
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This retard makes other retards think he's retarded.  

I want a new Amendment. Any time a POTUS' approval rating goes below 50%, we get to hold a lottery for an average citizen to replace their ass and they lose their bennies and SS protection.  I don't care if they put in the "Ain't Nobody Got Time fo Dat!" lady.  Anyone would make this POS look inept...

Can't wait for the Tampa Bay Sailor Boys.  That's right up his 'alley' if you get my drift...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:51 | 4026701 Manthong
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I would think about changing the name too, but not to assuage racial touchiness, but just to have a moniker that is more fitting.

How about the “Washington Brigands”? .. or “The Bandittis”?

Maybe “The Swinging Slimy Swindlers”.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:56 | 4026713 mjcOH1
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Is there any NFL bylaw that would preclude the Washington Cocksuckers as a name?   It's just a natural fit.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:12 | 4027014 NoDebt
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Forgive me if I'm out of touch, but I don't hear anyone complaining except Obama.  Where are all these Native Americans protesting the names of these teams?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:56 | 4027176 Midas
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Has Barack axed Elizabeth Warren about her thoughts on the matter?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 09:23 | 4027424 derek_vineyard
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isnt there a soccer team in europe named the blackies or blacks?  do we send our troops there to hang those guys?  O will certainly get congressional approval and bi-partisan support for such a clearly exceptional action.

maybe he could tie a strike on the soccer team with passage of a new debt ceiling--he'll get every vote.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:42 | 4027508 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Midas, did you mean "axt"?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 11:58 | 4027635 Midas
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You know, I think I did.  If you don't mind I'll start using that and not give you credit.  ;)


The only advantage of the axe spelling is it sets up the punchline for the joke about the African-American ask murderer.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 18:46 | 4028596 Theosebes Goodfellow
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You go right ahead. Hep yo'seff. ;-)

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:18 | 4027018 palmereldritch
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In keeping with the legacy of Obama’s NWO employers' forefathers and their genocidal corralling of the North American aboriginal, the new name will be,

The Washington FEMA Campers

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:19 | 4026635 it aint easy
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Green Bay Crackers!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:59 | 4026805 snaphooker
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Robber Barons

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:40 | 4027388 zhandax
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No one has gone for the obvious?  The DC Drones?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:40 | 4027503 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Harlem 'hood crawlers?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 04:20 | 4027247 thisandthat
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Washington Blowers, then - with an intern for mascot?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:38 | 4027386 torak
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"Ohhhh, Monicaaaa....where are youuu."

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:15 | 4026504 Rick Blaine
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All joking aside (well, almost), I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to get them named after himself...in one form or another...

"The Washington Community Organizers"

"The Washington Obamanators"

"The Washington Cosmonauts"


On a side note, I'll be at Heinz Field next Steelers' home game protesting their incredibly offensive team name.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:50 | 4026588 Real Estate Geek
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It's a bit long, but I suggest, The Washington Manchurian Candidates.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:19 | 4026735 perchprism
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How 'bout something simple and to the point?


Washington Bandits

Washington Traitors

Washington Cocksuckers

Washington Cornholers

Washington Thieves

Washington Self-Serving Bastards


Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:40 | 4026768 Pure Evil
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Come on everybody, the most obvious names would be:

The Washington Communists

The Washington Marxists

The Washington Stalinists

The Washington Leninists

The Washington USSR

The Washington Soviets

The Washington Cloward-Pivens

The Washington Flaming Ohomos

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:00 | 4026808 Cacete de Ouro
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The Washington WTC7'ers...who collapse in a neat heap in the middle of the field (before the game has begun)

(With apologies to the 49'ers)

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:10 | 4026923 DanDaley
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You forgot:


The Kenyan Ursurpers 

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 18:58 | 4028630 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Or the Washington Sellouts!

Just ask Goldman Sachs, the AMA, the American Trial Lawyers Assoc., Elliott Mngt., Cooperative of American Physicians, Merck, GE, AFL-CIO, National Assn of Realtors, Podesta Group, New York Life, Every Republican is Crucial PAC, Koch Industries, Southern Poverty Law Center, EXXON Mobil, Chevron, Wellpoint, etc.....


Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:57 | 4027175 Lost My Shorts
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You are on the right track.  There are lots of names that are a lot scarier than Redskins:

Washington Pacmen

Washington PowerElite

Washington Insiders

Washington Graft

Who's better at of out-of-touch football?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:25 | 4027484 4 wheel drift
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All joking aside (well, almost), I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to get them named after himself...in one form or another...


if so, the choice is simple & obvious.... 


The Washington MUSLIMS 


the inclusion of narcissist, arrogant, tyrant, inept & arsehole also come to mind... but that would be too long

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:09 | 4026496 Crash Overide
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The White House Clowns?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 00:20 | 4027080 Kirk2NCC1701
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Washington Brownstones, Brownsteins, Redshields*, Mulattos, or... Pigskins**?

* English for Rothschilds

** Note that the skin color of pigs is damn close to that of 'honkies'. And are DC politicians not insatiable and not afraid to get 'down & dirty', like pigs?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:38 | 4027307 toothpicker
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Washington Towelboys

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 09:48 | 4027442 funthea
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Baltimore Rapers. There, fixed it for ya... oh wait...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:29 | 4026537 PontifexMaximus
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.......je ne sais plutôt rien de tout....fixed it for you

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:28 | 4026658 GMadScientist
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"... have signed a quadriplegic running back?"

And he'll still pick up a blitz better than the last guy.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:24 | 4027367 torak
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555 Classic!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:30 | 4026851 fleur de lis
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Obama is a bigger sissy than Carter. I know this is an understatement but there is something really wrong with him. 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:42 | 4026978 Diogenes
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Did you just figure that out?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 00:47 | 4027113 Kirk2NCC1701
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In spite of lots of Neocon brainwashing, Carter was NOT a "sissy". He was a VERY intelligent, educated and caring human being (and ex-USN nuclear sub officer) who was too damn honest and too Christian (in the TRUE sense) to be acceptable to the NWO fascists/ oligarchs.

And most of the Amerikun sheeple were/are too damn stupid and uninformed to know that.

/ Now feel free to 'junk' me, now that I've ruffled your feathers. It IS (or used to be) the Fight Club, after all. /s

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:18 | 4027363 zhandax
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OK, I feel free to junk you.  You are full of shit.  Carter was a semi-useful flawed tool.  Over-educated, bought into the ponzi, delusional idiot.  And the maintainers of the status quo still trot him out to try to spew their bullshit occasionally.  It is painful listening to it.  Someone unfamiliar with the role he is tasked with might feel sorry for him.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:31 | 4027490 4 wheel drift
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-lol ....   never mind that shit mongo....


he was a commie....


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