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Obama Wants To Rename Washington Redskins

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Presented with little comment but to ask what next? The New York Mediums? The Oakland Privateers? The Cleveland Beiges? The Atlanta Cowards?

 

The President explains his reasoning at 19:50...

 

Via AP,

President Barack Obama says that if he owned the Washington Redskins, he would "think about changing" the team name, wading into the controversy over a football nickname that many people deem offensive to Native Americans.

 

Obama, in an interview with The Associated Press, said team names like the Redskins offend "a sizable group of people." He said that while fans get attached to the nicknames, nostalgia may not be a good enough reason to keep them in place.

 

"I don't know whether our attachment to a particular name should override the real legitimate concerns that people have about these things," he said in the interview, which was conducted Friday.

 

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the president appeared to come down on the side of those who have sharply criticized the football team's name, noting that Indians "feel pretty strongly" about mascots and team names that depict negative stereotypes about their heritage.

 

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Sun, 10/06/2013 - 13:57 | 4027870 merizobeach
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You are a disgustingly ignorant and particularly vile piece of shit, aren't you?

This poem is not for you, asshole; it is for the other readers here that have the capacity to open their minds.

Simon Ortiz is a prolific, eloquent, and insightful contemporary poet.  I recommend his works to anyone interested in philosophy.  Here's one of my favorites of his:


THE SIGNIFICANCE OF A VETERAN'S DAY

I happen to be a veteran
but you can't tell in how many ways
unless I tell you.

A cold morning waking up on concrete;
I never knew that feeling before,
calling for significance,
and no one answered.

Let me explain it this way
so that you may not go away
without knowing a part of me:

that I am a veteran of at least 30,000 years
when I travelled with the monumental yearning
of glaciers, relieving myself by them,
growing, my children seeking shelter
by the roots of pines and mountains.

When it was that time to build,
my grandfather said, "We cut stone and mixed mud
and ate beans and squash and sang
while we moved ourselves. That's what we did."
And I believe him.

And then later on in the ancient and deep story
of all our nights, we contemplated,
contemplated not the completion of our age,
but the continuance of the universe,
the travelling, not the progress,
but the humility of our being there.

Caught now, in the midst of wars
against foreign disease, missionaries,
canned food, Dick & Jane textbooks, IBM cards,
Western philosophies, General Electric,
I am talking about how we have been able
to survive insignificance.

 

http://www.oocities.org/soho/cafe/9942/ortiz.htm

Lots of great stuff on the other end of a google search for this guy.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:00 | 4028020 Son of Captain Nemo
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Just like everything else Western Europe has touched and managed to destory including each other, it is no small wonder that it also has no memory.

As non-Native Americans we can't even begin to imagine what this Country must have looked like before it was occupied.  I have family from the Great Lakes region and the bounty that came out of those water was beyond belief.  In less than 100 years completely devastated by pollution it has made some residual comeback but it can never be restored to what it once was.

This is the America no one likes to talk about.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:51 | 4027397 Mike in GA
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Okay, Adahy, I stand corrected.  It is not my intent to divide or spread misinformation but I see that I did just that with my uninformed post.  I shoulda kept my mouth shut regarding someone ele's tax status I had no knowledge of.  As your fellow American, please accept my apology.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:43 | 4026229 sangell
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I notice the Washington baseball club, once had a really 'offensive' name, the Senators. That was changed to something not so distasteful to the public.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:28 | 4026364 knukles
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Washington Prolapses

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:14 | 4026502 Zadok
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One can hope...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:42 | 4026230 MeMadMax
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I am a real native american indian and I find it offensive that the president of this country that is slowly going down the shitter has this kind of BULL going on instead of trying to fix the place >_>

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:49 | 4026248 Constitutional ...
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+ millions agree with you. I think it's patronising of him to think native americans would put the name of a sports team above serious issues. He gets worse as time goes by, apparently. So do many in Congress, so I guess he's found his natural habitat.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:31 | 4027151 Adahy
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Totally agree.  This is just more bullshit theatre.  Fuck some stupid sports team name.
Maybe he's trying to win another worthless prize of some kind.  Gotta' stroke that ego you know.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:43 | 4026231 dognamedabu
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The Washington Oligarchs does sound more fitting. 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:40 | 4026377 ebworthen
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Or The Washington Kleptocrats, with an out-stretched hand accepting a stack of cash, some sparkly diamonds, shiny gold coins.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:42 | 4026234 mademesmile
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Obviously, The Washington Gridlocks

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:07 | 4026297 akak
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The Washington Foreskins --- because they are all obviously dicks.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:45 | 4026235 Joebloinvestor
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How about the  Washington Thinskins? or Foreskins? 

 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:05 | 4026605 Real Estate Geek
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How about the Washington Corrupt Whores?  I would seriously be on board with an immediate change to the Washington Corrupt Whores.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:43 | 4026973 Two Feet Studs Up
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Or in typical NFL fashion move them. Send them to Dublin, Ireland and call them the Dublin PotatoSkins.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:12 | 4027137 Kirk2NCC1701
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The Washington Redinks. ... Bombers.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:44 | 4026239 Constitutional ...
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More racial politics to distract from his abject cowardly refusal to answer genuine distress calls from the majority of every creed, color and religion who are sick of him, his minions and his handlers.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:21 | 4027142 Kirk2NCC1701
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Agreed. The classic Magician's Trick:
Distraction (look here!) and Action (there).

Sheeple with ADD* fall for it almost every time.
Think of it as Controlled Talking Points to act as Safety Valves to relieve pressure and buy time.

Cocksucker! With apologies to cocksuckers everywhere, who might actually provide some Quid Pro Quo value.

* Attention Deficit Disorder.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:26 | 4027287 Tall Tom
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The only person I'd let perfom fellatio upon me is a woman. They provide value most definitely. Yes many women perform fellatio. Now that is not a bad trait for a woman, but a good trait, especially when they know how to do it right. I am rather appreciative of that fact.

 

Now if it is a mangina who is a Penis Breath cocksucker, well, that is a different story.

 

So just remember... Most cocksuckers are actually good.

 

It is just that a minority of manginas that give it such a bad name...like the President, for example.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:29 | 4027294 overmedicatedun...
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IT's good to be king. next decree every 1st son born in America will be named : Barry. wink wink

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 14:45 | 4027995 Kirk2NCC1701
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Tall Tom,  I agree completely.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:44 | 4026240 dexter_morgan
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the Washington ConMen - would be appropriate, but might offend ex cons and con men, so gee guess that's out too

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:54 | 4026243 One And Only
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Let's see. When I read about football players what headlines do I read?

-Beating their wives

-Selling drugs

-Killing people

-Fighting

-Going bankrupt

-Rape

-Bitch about concussions (like they didn't realize concussions come with the job)

Seeing as they are mostly black they should be renamed the Washington Niggers. It's cool for black people to call eachother niggers anyway. Perfect fit and a name Obama can relate to.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:11 | 4026320 Selah
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That's pretty offensive too.

 

How about the Washington Obsolete Farm Equipment?

 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:20 | 4026341 One And Only
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Washington Knuckle Draggers

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:18 | 4026834 Selah
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Knuckle Draggers?

 

That's even worse!

 

If you have ever met a North American Pavement Ape you would know that they do not drag their knuckles.

I have yet to hear about The Knock Out Game being played by a NAPA that is "dragging knuckles".

 

You seem to be racist.

 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:14 | 4026506 Zadok
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Yahbutt! O half crack'r!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:46 | 4026244 Tinky
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John Riggins is pissed.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 07:00 | 4027306 Tall Tom
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John Riggins name is an anagram which may have been used intentionally.

 

Reverse the spelling of his last name and it becomes Johns Niggir

 

NFL Owners are in the business of buying and selling people (players) It is a Rich White Man's Slave Trade until the player is given his Free Agency.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:46 | 4026247 yogibear
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Hasn't this guy done enough damage? Everything he touches turns to crap.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:51 | 4026252 hangemhigh77
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With WW3 on the verge of happening and all the shit in the world today, people are broke, cops beating the shit ot of people and killing 34 year old mothers and then marching around calling themselves heroes, corporations and banks robbing us, no jobs, putting poison in our food, etc, NONE of this compares to the IMPORTANCE of the name of a FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM!!  Yes it is of prime importance that when a drunken fan yells "Go Redskins" he may be insulting some passed out drun ken Indian lying in a ditch somewhere in Wyoming, who by the way if he could have gotten tickets to the game would have been drunk and yelling the same thing.  This should be priority number ONE!!! Maybe call them the Washington Douchbags, that would insult all the politicians.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:52 | 4026257 lolmao500
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Another bullshit distraction.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:05 | 4026286 Constitutional ...
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Bull$hit. Our blood and treasure is being wasted in record speed by this cowardly Animosh (the Algonquin tribe word for dog).

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:55 | 4026450 Esso
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My two dogs are deeply offended by your post and demand that you retract it and pay reparations.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:11 | 4026498 Constitutional ...
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Then they'll have to hire their own legal beagle ;-) Bada boom ! Never gets old...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:53 | 4026258 Jugdish787
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Obama says this stuff to stir people up. Personally, I couldn't care less what they call that team. Obama and all his jerkoff buddies can go fuck themselves. Go suck a dick you stupid big eared, ass pumpin' douche
bag!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:57 | 4026260 fonzannoon
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RG3 should just get ahead of this and change his name to RGLove

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 16:57 | 4026262 Al Huxley
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Call them the Washington Pols - logo could be maybe a shifty looking guy with a hand lifting a wallet out of somebody's pocket while sucking a banker's dick.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:04 | 4026284 dick cheneys ghost
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how bout........the Washington Whores

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:16 | 4026631 Son of Captain Nemo
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When you get the emblem for the helmet and mascot figured out for the new team let us know?

That idea is a winner!

P.S.

Perhaps William7 can make that one happen in his next series of artwork postings?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:01 | 4026273 W74
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NFL/Redskins to Obama: FUCK OFF.

Credibility downgrade nationwide and in the D.C. area.

The average denizen inside the Congo Bypass (that segement of I-495 that runs through Prince George's county Maryland as that road is known in areas PG county) does not give a flying fuck about politics, but they might hear a blurb about this during the games tomorrow, because well "Muh Sportz".

Between sports, dealing drugs and spreading STDs (and hoping for a gub'mint jurb) the average person around the Redskins stadium area does not have the capacity to pay attention to what's going on in the jurisdiction right next to them. 

Montgomery County and NOVA won't generally care, but the yuppie liberals might pretend to be outraged (for a moment) to show how "cultured" and "sensitive" they are before going back to their beer and 84" flatscreens.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:59 | 4026464 Esso
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Beer? I thought the lib'ruls only drank Zima.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:02 | 4026276 Cacete de Ouro
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The Washington Freemasons...after all, DC was designed by them

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:04 | 4026289 U4 eee aaa
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'cept the NSA would veto use of the word 'free'

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:03 | 4026279 U4 eee aaa
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If Obama owned the redskins.......

....they'd probably be on the verge of bankruptcy

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:29 | 4026368 shovelhead
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BUT...

They'd have a great line of credit.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:03 | 4026280 pragmatic hobo
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how about washington red-bottoms ...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:02 | 4026283 U4 eee aaa
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ZH needs a redskins naming contest

How about the Washington Carpetbaggers

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:05 | 4026292 TrustWho
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Washington CryBabies....little babies too young to be offended.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:26 | 4027147 Kirk2NCC1701
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The Washington Brown Nosers!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:05 | 4026287 TrustWho
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Washington Cowards

Thank God the cowboys are PROUD of Dallas, but they make fun of Obama!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:04 | 4026288 Curt W
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Washington Pirates ?

Washington Thieves ?

Washington Liars ?

Washington Lazy Worthless POS ?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:06 | 4026296 Spaceman Spiff
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name it after obama...  The ThinSkins

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:08 | 4026298 kchrisc
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How about the "Washington Guillotines?!"

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:08 | 4026299 U4 eee aaa
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circa 2043:

The beginning of the unraveling of the USA was first started when rioting broke out over the naming of a football team. It was the only thing that could motivate Americans to become militant

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:08 | 4026307 Debt Slave
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Might as well, since there are few redskins left in DC anyway. A better name would be the Washington Parasites, since they have so many inside the beltway. They could even use an engorged bloodsucking tick for their mascot.

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2013/07/16/10932014/engorged%20tick.jpg

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:19 | 4026513 Zadok
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Washington Redtape Worms?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:08 | 4026309 are we there yet
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Fighting Irish ?
Dallas Cow Boys?
If Obama owned a team they could be named The Stormtroopers.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:18 | 4026336 Mike in GA
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If Obama owned a team they'd be the Cocksuckers.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:10 | 4026314 FishHockers
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How about the Washington Halfbreeds

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:29 | 4027149 Kirk2NCC1701
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The term is Mulattos.
The Washington Mulattos.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 05:15 | 4027259 whoopsing
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Cher would be offended

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:12 | 4026317 The_Dude
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In the back of Obama's evil mind he was actually thinking about the US constitution....

He said that while Americans get attached to these old concepts, nostalgia may not be a good enough reason to keep them in place.

"I don't know whether our attachment to a particular way of life should override my undying desire to crush this society"

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:13 | 4026322 drooley
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I propose "The Washington Free Shit Army"

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:45 | 4026416 johnjkiii
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What? You don't like the Army? Why not just the Washington Free Shits?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:14 | 4026325 Jam
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Washington Skinheads, that would be different.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:15 | 4026329 Make_Mine_A_Double
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I'm not saying these problems haven't existed before. But this clown is such a worthless sack of shit.

A fucking affirmative action cartoon. Not a characture - a fucking cartoon.

And his Protorian Guard in the media slow pitch softballs like this to the horse's ass - bad joke that is going to end very badly for this country.

 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:21 | 4026346 QQQBall
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The Bad New Bombers? Blowing brown people up seems to be PC these days? 

 

Or... The DC Drones - with their Explosive Offense? 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:37 | 4026562 Constitutional ...
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The payback never stops. Remember his henchwoman, descendant of communists, Valerie Jarrett's  promise days before the 2012 election:


"After we win this election, it’s our turn.  Payback time.  Everyone not with us is against us and they better be ready because we don’t forget. The ones who helped us will be rewarded, the ones who opposed us will get what they deserve. There is going to be hell to pay.  Congress won’t be a problem for us this time. No election to worry about after this is over and we have two judges ready to go.”  

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:28 | 4026947 DoChenRollingBearing
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Obama is the worst president ever

And Valerie Jarrett is his prophet.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:49 | 4026348 ebworthen
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"The Fighting Irish"  - How discriminatory!

So - Native Americans are so set upon being seen as different, unique, and special - so that they can't be discriminated against?

And a Mulatto President is going to defend their right to discriminate their name or reference usage so they can't be discriminated against?

How about the Washington Hoodies?  Hoodies seem popular and an accepted symbol.  Anyone can wear a hoodie.

Or maybe the Washington Trayvon's?  Or would that discrminate against Trayvon's who don't wear hoodies?

Or mabye the Washington Geroge's?  Or would that discriminate against the memory of George Washington or guys named George who can't throw a football?

We could call them the Washington Something's, but that would discriminate against Some's and Thing's that don't want to be in a relationship.

I'm so confused.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:22 | 4026349 Heroic Couplet
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He's not the first to suggest it.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:25 | 4026361 Eahudimac
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The Washington Stasi.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:53 | 4026446 max2205
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You guys are on a roll today!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:28 | 4026362 orangegeek
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Barry just says shit to irritate people.  Barry's father was a drunk (he died behind the wheel while hammered - head first into a tree in Kenya) and Barry's mother was the campus whore.

 

As Barry's childhood issues continue to manifest and as pressure in Barry's world mounts, expect more stupid shit to come out of this guy's yap.

 

This is what "hopey changey" gets you - meddling in the branding of sports team while Russia sets Middle East policy.

 

Good job Barry you useless fuck!!!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:31 | 4026376 Seize Mars
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Distract, distract, distract.

The hired murderers must be on furlough with the government fake shutdown. So no false flag killings of American schoolchildren today. Instead, let's create a false narrative about a fucking sports team. In a league of sports games that is all, 100% rigged, like American elections and American "markets."

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:33 | 4026380 Trimmed Hedge
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Obama is mentally ill

Suffers from at least 2 personality disorders...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:57 | 4026997 Diogenes
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Oh great. He has a split personality and they are both nuts.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:32 | 4026381 ShrNfr
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The Washington Immolators? They could make a real ash of themselves.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:32 | 4026382 Everybodys All ...
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Zero once again wading into controversies he has no business with and further dividing people. Just your typical community agitator and he really has no idea how much half of the country hates this con man.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:35 | 4026388 shovelhead
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Fuckin Assclown

Open mouth...Change foot.

Welcome to the Facepalm Presidency. Mortifying America since 2008.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:39 | 4026391 Smegley Wanxalot
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I'd put the following options on the table:

Washington Welfare Recipients.
Washington Dictators.
Washington Thugs.
Washington FUCKYOs.

 

 

 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:38 | 4026396 Uchtdorf
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If we're looking for opposites, New Orleans Banksters.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:40 | 4026406 bugs_
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i steal this from WOPR -

the washington furloughers

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:42 | 4026410 johnjkiii
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All they have to do is change the Logo on the helmet to a Red Skin Onion. Problem solved.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:05 | 4026484 Esso
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Eh, the Green Onions will probably bitch.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:51 | 4026438 AllThatGlitters
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Love it. While reading through this, there is a an ad pitching Redskins jerseys right next to the video of Oblamer yakking.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:54 | 4026453 g'kar
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Washington DC Gangstas

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:56 | 4026454 Atomizer
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Here are some political correct teams names up for ballot

 

  • Kenyon Narcissist
  • Cleveland Communist
  • Party leader Sock Puppets
  • Red Party Unionist
  • Sickle & Hammer Jamboree
  • The Red Progressives
  • Snitch & Tell Brigade
  • Collective limp wrist bandits
  • The Baton Fairies
  • The Metrosexual Knights
  • Global Warming Titans
  • Gulag Wildcats

 

I have to stop. Partake in your ideas..

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:57 | 4026457 css1971
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Wow. Short attention spans. Look! Ponies!

America is doomed.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:58 | 4026460 Critical Path
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You didn't name that...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:56 | 4026462 Atomizer
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Opps.

Carbon Credit Critters. They just keep turning up. Walking away from the keyboard

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 17:59 | 4026468 cpzimmon
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I wish barry would just keep his fuckin mouth shut.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:23 | 4026526 lakecity55
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He could not slurp down Reggie's Special Sauce if he did that.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:03 | 4026475 Pasadena Phil
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You know, the San Francisco 49ers sounds a little too much like the 69ers. Someone should take a look at that. And then there are the very suggestive St. Louis Rams. Man, a Rams/Packers game. Too much! Shut it all down already!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:03 | 4026481 g'kar
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Don't forget the Pittsburgh Prancers.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:12 | 4026499 Atomizer
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  1. Debt Limit Packers
  2. Hope & Change Unicorns
  3. Wealth Redistribution Rams

OK.. off to dinnner. Just can't help myself.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:21 | 4026519 Constitutional ...
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You do make me chuckle, atomizer.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:52 | 4026593 Atomizer
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Thanks. My wife tells me I'm a pain in the ass. In nearly the same breath states, 'you have a heart of gold and I love you'.

We should all be happy that Mrs. Atomizer doesn't post on ZH. We all would be getting a lecture of some sort. Love her dearly.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:45 | 4026784 Constitutional ...
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Yin and yang; Mr and Mrs; the grit in the oyster makes the pearl...and a stitch in time at the end of the day...hang on...I'm lost, again. Cheers, Atomizer.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:37 | 4026865 cpzimmon
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You make me chuckle, the both of you.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:40 | 4026866 cpzimmon
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Repeated entry

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:53 | 4026897 Atomizer
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8-9 years ago. I forget.. Don’t rat on me. She had no idea about the big market scheme. She didn’t even know who Donald Trump was. She learned because of Trump Tuesdays on CNBC Squawk box. She would be snoring away while I was getting dressed. As soon as Trump spoke on the TV, she suddenly woke like a snap of the fingers.

 

Any time I get into the dog house .. She tells me, Mr. Atomizer! I have the floor, don’t talk, and this is not a Kudlow debate. It warms my heart how she has become more aware of her surroundings. I want her to shake hands with Trump. It’s a hard string to pull.

 

Sometimes its hard to keep a poker face. I've broken down in laugter and ended up in double dog house.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:02 | 4026478 Michelle
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The dolt has more important issues to tackle and the best he can come up with is this?

Maybe he's just jealous they aren't called the Washington Nigga's.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:03 | 4026483 the grateful un...
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call them the Washington Pigskins, they'll still be red, and the lobbyists will be honored, although AIPAC will complain its not Kosher

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:35 | 4027157 Kirk2NCC1701
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Washington Fireskins?
Washington MOOCHERS!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:19 | 4026512 Son of Captain Nemo
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It begs the question what "Big Chief-Barack-O-Death" will end up naming the Shia tribe in the Middle East he's trying so desperately to wipe out of existence?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:25 | 4026528 Constitutional ...
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Answer: Wahabbi Wampum, perhaps? After all, lots of trading going on over those sandpits. Or maybe: Shekel Sunnis after they undergo full conversion.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:23 | 4026521 lakecity55
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The US is on the ropes and all this psycho deviant has on his mind is a PC name for a football team?

Folks, this guy is out.of.control.

He needs to GO. NOW.

Section 8 would be a legal recourse.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:06 | 4026615 Son of Captain Nemo
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Just more canned talking points for him to read from the teleprompter.

This one is truly special because anytime they try to distinguish "us" from "them" you know it's a magic moment to pull out the flag and thump our chests for the brain dead in this Country even though as a nation we keep forgetting that the biggest problem with "Redskin" isn't the name but what our European psychopathic ancestory did to them over 300 years.

So now the President is going to grandstand and tell everybody what differentiates us from the rest of the World like our history of genocide and the NDAA!???  Good timing! You can smell it in the air folks. 

We're going for the next biggest stunt. Only this time in the shape of a World War because the powers that be that have had there fists around it for the last 68 years will do anything to retain it, even if it means a billion people.  Mike Rivero is right.  Anytime you start seeing repeats on the History Channel as we are now witnessing regarding films on the Holocaust our leaders are getting anxious to pull out the PR cannons to remember our "finest hours".

 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:25 | 4026527 The Alarmist
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Don't they have other, more important shit to do, like dragging veterans away from open-air memorials?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:25 | 4026531 Radical Marijuana
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Thanks for the comic relief in the comments above!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:35 | 4026549 Atomizer
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Obama: We don't have those numbers yet. Everyone is interested to see the savings, but cannot log onto the site due to gliches. We see a overwhelming need for ACA, we just cannot give you any feedback at the moment.

Watching the live version of obama bobblehead is priceless.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:34 | 4026557 Blano
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Washington Enemies.  Or Enemas.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:37 | 4026558 blindman
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Jesus hooky Christ.
.
when o shit head states the fed gov.
finance is as the household he has
disregarded the constitution and the
sovereign entity that is the essential
essence of the federal government,
the nation, aka formerly known as the
the united states of america. the states might want to
take notice that the federation has sold out their
entire interests. yea, but those crime bosses
have been paid off and have most likely
snorted the vig, rule by shit heads ongoing?
no?
yea.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:40 | 4026568 BeansBulletsBandaids
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First one that came to my mind is Washington Halfricans.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:45 | 4026575 earnyermoney
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How bout the Washington BLACKskins like his hometown Blackhawks.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:47 | 4026582 trentusa
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D.C. Indian-Givers?

 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 18:47 | 4026585 Yellowhoard
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I'd call them the Washington Mohammed's.

Then, anyone that criticized the team would be beheaded.

They'd be Amerca's team in no time.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:02 | 4026609 Bunga Bunga
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Why not rename them to "DC Drones"?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:15 | 4026626 Emergency Ward
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That's a killer name, dude.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:00 | 4026809 Jethro
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Up arrow for you. You made me laugh.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:42 | 4027162 Kirk2NCC1701
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DC Cruise Missiles?
DC MIRVs?
Washington Red Dawn.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:09 | 4026621 y3maxx
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"the Washington, All the linemen could have been my Sons" Football team.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:14 | 4026623 Emergency Ward
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Obama's NATO bombs kill three children in Afghanistan.  "Let me be clear, this football team needs a new name."

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:18 | 4026633 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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The Washington JIHAD.

Now there's a catchy name. Just think what fun you could have with the uniforms ...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:24 | 4026644 TapperIsTicked
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I'm willing to bet the names Washington and Obama are found more putredly offensive to a far greater number. Let's start there and worry 'bout the Skins later.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:32 | 4026646 surf0766
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What are his suggestions for a new name? Washington Marxist? D.C Progressives?

"Your Socialists" ,"Communists United"?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:25 | 4026653 ToNYC
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Washington Saxons; he won't go there.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:27 | 4026654 Atomizer
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  1. Israelis dancing Jets
  2. Quran Patriots
  3. Taliban Browns
  4. IMF Steelers
  5. Bank of International Settlement Bills

 

Hello NSA spooks. See how easy it is to make scary phrases into humor?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:28 | 4026660 TDoS
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I hope you're not calling indigenous people cowards, Tyler's. Theway you wrote the header for this has analogus items, eg, "Cleveland beiges" instead of browns. That makes it appear as if your calling "Redskins" cowards.

I know a handful of Lakota grandmothers who have more sand than probably all the free market day traders combined.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:47 | 4026785 Atomizer
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Let me chime in. First, the Cleveland Indian/browns bullshit has be going on for years.

I used to spend money in downtown Cleveland as a young legal adult. It was disengaged because I did my evaluation on the sorry ass freeloaders beginning in [1985].  I had to throw my clothing out the window of my second story bed room window so my parents didn't know. Mom [RIP] found my biker jacket/combat boots deeply hidden in my closet.. Now let’s talk locations

 

  • Nine of Clubs
  • The Lift
  • Metropolis
  • Peabody’s Down under
  • Fagan’s
  • Etc

 

Don’t start telling the world your problems about fucking team names. Why not tell them how many times they sold the stadium to new bag holder to hang his sign on the door..  

 

Cleveland is very fucked up. Did you see that woman with the Free Obama phone?

 

You have another checkpoint charley issued. I didn’t experience this during my old clubbing days.

Linndale, the tiny village known for its highway speed trap, swears in a new mayor who must deal with a cash crunch: Michael K. McIntyre's Tipoff

http://www.cleveland.com/tipoff/index.ssf/2013/08/linndale_the_tiny_village_know.html

 

I haven’t dropped a dollar in that Detroit bound managed city. It was fun back in 1985- 1991.  Let it rot in hell like the rest collectively driven central planning policies. The added value, I’m living in a tropical paradise. But we have homes in Medina.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:48 | 4026891 cpzimmon
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Hey Atomizer, you aren't pissed are you? If you are, I'd hate to see you get really mad.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:38 | 4026963 Atomizer
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Why should I be pissed.. Life is good. I don't rely on my next paycheck to service central banking loans. Don’t tell me you do?

 

How are you doing? What do you think about all this debt ceiling business & Obamacare problems. When do you think we can safety log-in and start shopping for healthcare bargains?

 

 Again, You posted why you speculate that I’m pissed. Please elaborate.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:33 | 4026664 Whatta
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I wunner if Barack would rename the NAACP as well?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:34 | 4026668 BlueCheeseBandit
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It's good the man has his mind on what's really important.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:35 | 4026670 Father Lucifer
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By the way they are Native Americans not Indians and all white Americans are immigrants. Trust me the Native Americans are and will always be offended living in a country that was violently stolen from them, therefore they have a higher potential to be terrorists so Obama should just put them all in camps (called reservations) oh wait someone beat him to it, forget it.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:47 | 4026889 brettd
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Yes!

The Pawnee and the Cherokee and Sioux and Crow and Blackfoot all lived in peace and harmony among one another...

Just like the Myans and Incas and Aztecs to the south!

Peace everywhere before those nasty white people came along and spread their disease and hate....

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:56 | 4027527 robochess
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Read your history about how "peaceful" these tribes were. They warred against each other as mankind and its tribes always have and evidently always will. Hey, how about those Arab tribes? African tribes? American Indidan tribes? 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:37 | 4026676 Whatta
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Washington Gender Neutral Racially Indeterminates...

...gotta ring to it any rabid NFL fan could love. The hogs in the end zone, clean shaven, sporting neutral colors, sipping water and eating carrot sticks, flashing Obamacare cards to the panning camara.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:39 | 4026687 InHayekWeTrust
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Yes!  That's it!  The Washington Drones 

Liitle drone stickers on their helmets.....

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 13:07 | 4027740 Dr. Bonzo
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Yeah, the Beltway Bombers.... regardless of the name, they gotta have the Banzai7 drone stickers.

Slogan's gotta be Don't Drone Me Bros....

I'm partial to Free Shit Army though. As to distractions.... *sigh*... guys how many of us on ZH on a Sunday? Checked out ESPN Fantasy Football lately? ESPN page ranked 88th most visited website on the Internet.

Americans are the Masters of Distraction. Think it's any wonder not 1 in 1000 actually own physical silver or gold? All the more for us. Don't complain about it. Embrace the insanity and keep stacking.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:46 | 4026695 22winmag
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Sorry, I see nothing in the Constitution regarding the freedom from being offended.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:48 | 4026892 brettd
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The Constitution?

That stupid old parchment?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:48 | 4026698 vegas
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My choice would be "Washington Weasels" mostly because anybody within 50 miles of the place is more than likely to identify with the team.

 

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Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:52 | 4026707 InHayekWeTrust
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The Washington Incumbents?

The Washington Narcissists?

The Washington One Percenters?

The Washington Liars?

So many apply......

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:55 | 4026708 Malthusian
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Washington Sunburns

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