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Obama Wants To Rename Washington Redskins

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Presented with little comment but to ask what next? The New York Mediums? The Oakland Privateers? The Cleveland Beiges? The Atlanta Cowards?

 

The President explains his reasoning at 19:50...

 

Via AP,

President Barack Obama says that if he owned the Washington Redskins, he would "think about changing" the team name, wading into the controversy over a football nickname that many people deem offensive to Native Americans.

 

Obama, in an interview with The Associated Press, said team names like the Redskins offend "a sizable group of people." He said that while fans get attached to the nicknames, nostalgia may not be a good enough reason to keep them in place.

 

"I don't know whether our attachment to a particular name should override the real legitimate concerns that people have about these things," he said in the interview, which was conducted Friday.

 

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the president appeared to come down on the side of those who have sharply criticized the football team's name, noting that Indians "feel pretty strongly" about mascots and team names that depict negative stereotypes about their heritage.

 

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Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:56 | 4026712 Malthusian
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Washington Rainbows

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 19:59 | 4026714 BigInJapan
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This motherfucker Obama is like the anti-Spock:

The needs of the few outweight the needs of the many.

Get your Chicago Blackhawks jersey, TODAY!

Cleveland Indians...

Florida State Seminoles...

Montreal Canadiens...

Life must be pretty fucking great if this is what we're talking and thinking about...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:57 | 4026804 Jethro
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I refer to him as the Anti Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:12 | 4027013 notadouche
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I always called that Sadim.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:00 | 4026717 Malthusian
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President Obama receives blackhawks jersey at white house

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=6207969

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:47 | 4026887 dexter_morgan
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hypocrite

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:01 | 4026719 Jim in MN
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Washington Mercenaries

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:55 | 4026798 optimator
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Washington Parasites

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:05 | 4026720 CoastalCowboy
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The Washington Chicken Hawks. Now, that's PC

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:11 | 4026726 NoWayJose
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University of North Dakota is being forced to change its name from Fighting Sioux because of NCAA paper pushers even though the Sioux tribe supports UND.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:38 | 4027040 the grateful un...
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they're Lakota

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:12 | 4026727 CEOoftheSOFA
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That's funny, but I haven't heard any complaints about the Vikings, Celtics, or Notre Dame.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:09 | 4027465 Jim in MN
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What, the Fighting (Subhuman) Irish???

 

Piss off, we're drinkin' here.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 12:40 | 4027686 Teddy Tenpole
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Great point.  Maybe "Redskins" isn't even demeaning?  Aren't the traits of an Indian warrior are actually desired by modern day athletes?  Why would a self respecting and intelligent Indian complain that his ancestors were a proud people who defended their distinct culture?

Now "Washington Niggas" would definitely be offensive.  Right Barry?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:16 | 4026732 Malthusian
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Maybe the White House should be changed to the People's House

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:13 | 4027470 Mototard at Large
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The White House could be called "The House those damned Brits and Canadians tried to burn down but only gutted it"

Peace and Love,

Your loving Canuk neighbours

 

 

PS:  Baseball is a wussy sport.  Real men play gladiators on ice or as we call it - hockey!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:32 | 4026752 Runs-With_Toast
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DC Anti Christs

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:33 | 4026755 SoCalBusted
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The King's Team

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:46 | 4026787 exartizo
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More proof that unfortunately Mr. Obama's ego is waaaaay out of bounds here.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:02 | 4026812 Flounder
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Really, how does one go from living as a State Senator on maxed out credit cards to being president to saying he may one day own an NBA team without every having working for a for profit company.  This guy must have won powerball.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:32 | 4026956 Two Feet Studs Up
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This comment confirms that presidents are CIA/NWO selected and have been since '63.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:14 | 4027469 optimator
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Won?  More like The Devil and Daniel Webster.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:52 | 4027522 robochess
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Maybe he gives head.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 20:56 | 4026799 Flounder
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While you're at it El Presidente, take care of those nasty cowboys that settled the wild wild west.  You can fix them by calling their team the Dallas Sheiks or Dallas Mullahs or Dallas Bedouins, you know something you can be comfortable with.  Its good that you can look past the national debt and Chicago murders and 37% literacy  rate to focus on the meaningful stuff.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:02 | 4026811 Yen Cross
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  Washington Intruders. Official team of the NSA

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:05 | 4026818 Cacete de Ouro
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The Washington Al-Shabaabs ...as bankrolled by friends of Langley...

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:41 | 4026969 Ropingdown
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The Washington Lobbyists, "We carry the ball, you watch from the superbox." 

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:07 | 4026822 NidStyles
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Let him go buy the team, then he can change the name..

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:41 | 4026870 InHayekWeTrust
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The Washington Waterboarders!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:42 | 4026881 brettd
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Better change:

Detroit

"Shawnee" Mission

The "Algonquin" Hotel

This ass-hat needs to be stopped.  He's hurting millions of people....

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 21:52 | 4026895 Reckonball
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The Washington "Wookies"..Michelle can be the mascot..

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:08 | 4026918 monad
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Washington Amalekites shouldn't piss anyone off.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:22 | 4026936 loveyajimbo
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The "Muslim Brother-Hoods"?  "DC Don't Matters"?  "Reggie's Lovers"?

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:24 | 4026938 GMadScientist
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The Washington Traitors

(because it sounds like Raiders, both teams suck, and it'll be easier for bookies to keep straight)

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:25 | 4026943 Alpha Monkey
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what's with the repeated use of the word deadbeat?  I wonder if he realizes he's disparaging underprivilaged who have to choose between their car note and feeding their family... doesn't get any more broadbrushed than saying when someone defaults is a deadbeat imo.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 22:46 | 4026982 ToNYC
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Washington Freebies are winning!

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:04 | 4027004 syntaxterror
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3 more years of this dipshit.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:09 | 4027010 notadouche
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The Washington Drones.

The Washington Monuments

The Washington Nondescriptive Nonoffensive Fighting PC's

The Washington Lobbyist:  If they can't beat you they will buy you.

The Washington Rednecks: It doesn't matter if it disparages southern white males.

The Washington Illuminaties

The Washington Builderbergs

The Washington Progressives:  Always offsides as they claim to lean forward even if they aren't.

The Washington Skull and Bones:  Most belong

The Washington Pinkish Hues:  For Seinfeld Fans

The Washington Generals:  They never win either

The Washington Backstabbing Carpetbagging Lying Fighting Cocksuckers

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:27 | 4027026 chindit13
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The Washington Slavemasters, because those not in the Master's house in DC, with the exception of Wall Street and the Hamptons, are absolutely and positively slaves to those inside the Beltway.

Rather than having us confront our sometimes uncomfortable past history, let us look to the present and confront our current history.  Call a spade a spade, so to speak.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:32 | 4027030 LongBallsShortBrains
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The Washington defaulters

The Washington bond sellers (cellars)

The Washington impeachers

The Washington NaGGERS

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:35 | 4027033 flacorps
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An in-your-face option: Washington Injuns.

Sat, 10/05/2013 - 23:35 | 4027036 f16hoser
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Fucked-Up presidents, not unlike yourself, come and go. The Redskins will go on forever. IMPEACH OBAMA!!!!!!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 00:33 | 4027107 Rusty Shorts
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Washington D.C.'s original name was Rome, Maryland, and a branch of the Potomac River was called Tiber Creek, which was named after the Tiber river in Rome. Like Rome, Washington D.C. has 7 hills, whose names are: Capitol Hill, Meridian Hill, Floral Hills, Forest Hills, Hillbrook, Hillcrest, and Knox Hill."

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:54 | 4027171 Kirk2NCC1701
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So, its demise was foretold in the last book of the Bible?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:38 | 4027158 “Rebellion to t...
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Barack,  just who really gives a flying fuck what you think?  Now get back to sucking Jamie Dimon's dick.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 01:47 | 4027168 Kirk2NCC1701
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Washington Regimes.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 13:49 | 4027873 syntaxterror
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Washington Regime-Changers

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 02:55 | 4027210 Manic by Proxy
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Washington Coppertones

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 03:42 | 4027231 Casey Stengel
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Ravens fans refer to the team from DC as the foreskins.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:18 | 4027286 Moe Howard
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This guy in the white house really is a moron.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:40 | 4027305 Zodiac
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Yes, rename them the Washington Bloodsucking Lobbyists or Washington Government-tethered Entitilement Kings or Washington Banker Whores or Washington Congressional Retards.  Fine alternatives all.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 07:00 | 4027321 goldinpenguin
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Notre Dame has a big pwobwem, Fighting Irish. How about "Pacifists"

Minnesota Vikings has bad connotations, how about Seamen. No thats sexist. Minnesota Sea Travelers

Boston Celtics,that has to go for many reasons. Boston Black Irish? 

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:08 | 4027463 Mototard at Large
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The term would be "dark Irish" which would then work equally well on both sides of the Atlantic.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:13 | 4027353 Zodiac
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Or the Washington Trayvons -- they get killed every week!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:29 | 4027374 d edwards
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Instead of Redskins how about Native Persons of Color?

 

Or, as someone has said The Washington Rainbows-that would satisfy all the ethnic people AND the LGBwhatevers!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:30 | 4027376 world_debt_slave
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Forward w/ O as the mascot er mesiah

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 08:32 | 4027377 lakecity55
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Had enough, USA?

Fuck off, Bath House. Take your beard with you.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 09:22 | 4027419 Mi Naem
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Well, the President has weighed in, so the "Redskins" name is out. 

Let's see,

Washington Spearchuckers

Washington Paddy Wagons

Washington Spaghetti Benders

Washington Jose And Hose B's

Washington Slanteyes

Washington Ragheads

Washington Penny-in-a-round-room's-corners

 

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:34 | 4027497 TweedleDeeDooDah
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If we can't have "Redskins", and will have to let go of all the jokes that go along with that, I suggest that they be renamed the Washington DHS.

 

Granted, I'll have to wait for a particular Supebowl before I can hear the gags related to "The DHS is up against the Patriots".

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 10:49 | 4027518 robochess
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The impeachable Divider-In-Chief has spoken. He can rename his administration, "We're the fuckawee!" and the Redskins, "Where the fuckawee?"

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN HOW THIS CREATURE, BESIDES SOROS'S MONEY, GOT TO BE WHERE HE IS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY?

There is an American Spring coming and this POS will certainly be willing to use force to crush it. Whoever/whatever is pulling him around by the dick is pretty fucking dangerous.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 11:06 | 4027542 Unstable Condition
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Let's just rename them after Obama, we can call them the Washington Thinskins....

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 11:21 | 4027575 pupdog1
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This from the most racist president in US history.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 12:47 | 4027701 insanelysane
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Washington Broccoli Booties

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 13:03 | 4027746 FeralSerf
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I vote for "Washington Usurpers".

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 17:10 | 4027904 syntaxterror
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A few suggestions:

 

Washington Spenders

Washington Mob

Washington Liars

Washington Frauds

Washington Scammers

Washington Redistributors

Washington Jerrymanderers

Washington Filibusterers

Washington Terror Hunters

Washington Shutdown

Washington Welfare Boomers

Washington Collapse

Washington Hated

Washington Evangelicals

Washington Corruption

Washington Infidels

Washington Inflators

Washington Crusaders

Washington Bullshiters 

Washington Manipulators

Washington Wiretappers

Washington SNAPpers

Washington Bunker Busters

Washington Overthrow

Washington Junta

Washington Blow

Washington Deceivers

Washington Debt Bomb

Washington Pouters

Washington Clueless

Washington Stealers

Washington Clusterfucks

Washington Pushers

Washington Warmongers

Washington Bureaucrats

Washington Regulators

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:12 | 4028036 NeoLuddite
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Or what about the Washinton Wasps?

Territorial pests of the first order & predators that sting when provoked.

It isn't that they hate you - it's just what they do.

More here: http://science.howstuffworks.com/zoology/insects-arachnids/wasp3.htm

 

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:45 | 4028138 theprofromdover
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As my old pal Spearchucker would say, every name is offensive to someone, if they want to feel offended.

One day whites will be offended to be called whitey, honkie, blanco.

If everyone was comfortable in their skin, none of this would matter.

If everyone would stop second-guessing how other folks feel, none of this would matter.

If I was Commanche, maybe I would support the Redskins. Who knows?

Are the Vikings offensive to Scandanavians? The Bengals? The Cowboys? The Saints?

For heavens' sakes the Browns???????

 

Youc'n call me Ray, youc'n call me Jay, youc'n call me Ray-Jay, youc'n call me Jay-Ray.

 

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:47 | 4028144 theprofromdover
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I think they edited out the bit where O'Bammy said, maybe we shouldn't have winners and losers, every game should end in a draw.

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