Now Mastercard Wants Your Fingerprints

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Submitted by Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

Earlier this week, USA Today reported that massive payment processor MasterCard had joined the FIDO alliance. FIDO is an acronym for Fast IDentity Online, and the group describes itself as:

The FIDO (Fast IDentity Online) Alliance is a 501(c)6 non-profit organization nominally formed in July 2012 to address the lack of interoperability among strong authentication devices as well as the problems users face with creating and remembering multiple usernames and passwords. The FIDO Alliance plans to change the nature of authentication by developing specifications that define an open, scalable, interoperable set of mechanisms that supplant reliance on passwords to securely authenticate users of online services. This new standard for security devices and browser plugins will allow any website or cloud application to interface with a broad variety of existing and future FIDO-enabled devices that the user has for online security.

USA Today reports that:

SAN FRANCISCO — MasterCard is joining the FIDO Alliance, signaling that the payment network is getting interested in using fingerprints and other biometric data to identify people for online payments.

 

MasterCard will be the first major payment network to join FIDO. The Alliance is developing an open industry standard for biometric data such as fingerprints to be used for identification online. The goal is to replace clunky passwords and take friction out of logging on and purchasing using mobile devices.

It’s for your own good, and it’ll probably fight terrorism too!

Apple’s new iPhone 5s smartphone has a fingerprint sensor, but the tech giant is not part of FIDO. However, Google is part of the Alliance, and devices running Google’s Android operating system will have fingerprint sensors by next year.

I’m sure the folks at the Department of Homeland Security will be more than happy that the financial giant will make mass collection under its Biometric Optical Surveillance System (BOSS) that much easier. Serfs up suckers!

Full article here.

 

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Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:50 | 4029100 seek
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Fuck this, I'll use bitcoin instead.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:01 | 4029141 wee-weed up
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Never buy anything on credit...

especially from a Big Bank!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:07 | 4029171 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Mastercard can have my scrotum print, right on their chin.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:10 | 4029182 ACP
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I just want to know what Pelosi's cut is for brokering this deal between the NSA and MC.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:11 | 4029190 DaddyO
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:37 | 4029256 Ineverslice
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Viictory Gin for all!

Drink up gents.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:56 | 4029291 Skateboarder
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Gattaca, full speed ahead.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 00:42 | 4029470 maskone909
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Funny you mention that. I just saw a commercial from ancestry.com that is marketing a do-it-yourself DNA test kit. Simply swab your dna and mail it in. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 01:26 | 4029523 wintermute
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How soon before some unlucky dude gets his fingerprints matched with Al Qaeda's latest bomb-making mastermind.

 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 07:59 | 4029763 Keyser
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Looks like I'll be canceling my MasterCard account. 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 08:16 | 4029783 howenlink
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My thoughts exactly.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 01:26 | 4029526 fockewulf190
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I can already see the headline by Drudge:

MAN TIED, FINGER AMPUTATED, IN NEW CREDIT CARD HORROR!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:59 | 4029301 AlaricBalth
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This link is for educational purposes only.
;-)
http://m.wikihow.com/Fake-Fingerprints

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 23:06 | 4029313 JohnG
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 23:56 | 4029397 Ranger4564
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Haha, I actually bought that in 2011. I knew this day would come.  o.O

My response to this move is to just steal what I want since they've compromised cash / check / debit + credit cards.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 00:18 | 4029435 Tom Servo
Mon, 10/07/2013 - 03:55 | 4029624 Fedaykinx
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nice little hawk for the money there

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 23:44 | 4029358 Ineverslice
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lol

Thanks Q!

Diamonds Are Forever, Stephanie Powers (?) gets fooled.

 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 07:57 | 4029761 kralizec
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They can have my ass-print on their face...especially after downing a blazing bowl of chilli!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:06 | 4029174 Xibalba
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Just cut to the chase already and implant the chip

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:10 | 4029180 illyia
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I see a business op here. Faux prints. Who's game?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 01:25 | 4029527 wintermute
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Next, everyone is going to have a bar-code tattooed onto their foreheads.

 

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:13 | 4029193 A Lunatic
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They may already be doing that in some military hospitals.......

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 06:18 | 4029688 Rusty Shorts
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:13 | 4029195 DeadFred
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I'm sure the next iPhone will be chip compatible.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:32 | 4029244 NoDebt
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Xibalba- Amen to that, brother.  Let's get this over with.  Put the damned chip in my head and let's 'move on'.  We all know where it's headed, so let's dispense with this childish and annoying "are we there yet, Dad?" bullshit and just get there already.  Hook me up to the Matrix or don't.  Stop fiddle-farting around.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 23:32 | 4029347 El Oregonian
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I'll give them both my bionetric middle fingers!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:59 | 4029146 ebworthen
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Tread with caution, the bankers and their minions in .gov are intent on debasing Bitcoin.

+1 for your efforts to fuck the system.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 00:47 | 4029481 RafterManFMJ
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Try it. Go ahead. FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS I'll cancel all cards that require this.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 06:55 | 4029711 Running On Bing...
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That's toooo harrrrd. I need easy, I've got a full day ahead of me on the hamster treadmill.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 07:58 | 4029760 DanDaley
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Just cut up your cards, i.e.,don't use them...if you offically cancel that dings your credit rating...if it matters at all.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:51 | 4029108 DirkDiggler11
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They can't have my fingerprints, but I will gladly provide MasterCard with my stool sample.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:35 | 4029252 knukles
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"They've" already taken my prints 3 times... working at a bank or brokerage you must give 'em the prints as part of your introductory indoctrination.  Was an olde time "security" precaution.  Just like the mandatory 2 weeks min va-ca.
I had to get very James Bond-ish to disguise myself after the print thry took of my foreskin.
Got me one of them home circumcision kits....

http://www.helpforhairremoval.com/penis-hair-removal.shtml

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 23:10 | 4029316 Tim_
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Even Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret

"The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop."

"The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader."

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 07:10 | 4029722 Clashfan
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I'm sure that they could learn a lot. What kinds of kids he had eaten, what kind of blood he had been drinking? Maybe what kind of drugs he had been on? Something special about his DNA? This is a bizarre world.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 00:48 | 4029484 RafterManFMJ
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Exactly. I'll freeze a massive taco shit and hurl it through their living room window.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:54 | 4029116 Seize Mars
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Fuck Master Fuck.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:54 | 4029121 LetThemEatRand
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I'm giving them the finger right now.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:02 | 4029152 akak
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They can have my fingerprints when they pry them from my cold dead hands.

 

EDIT: Oops, sorry Jumbotron!  You beat me to this line by four minutes.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:08 | 4029177 A Lunatic
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I'm sure they won't mind prying them from both of you.......

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:10 | 4029186 LetThemEatRand
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You should both give each other a high four.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 06:30 | 4029695 Jumbotron
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<Chuckle>  Why don't we raise a glass to Charlton Heston......with our four fingers.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:55 | 4029123 Jumbotron
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Doesn't matter whether you believe or not.......but the "mark of the beast" passage in Revelation is looking more likely day by day.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:16 | 4029203 Eternal Complainer
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Soon it will be the norm for everything.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:24 | 4029225 FreeMktFisherMN
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Only those who have believed on the Lord and are eternally secure in their salvation from eternal damnation will be able to resist the mark of the beast. 

Only believing on the Lord saves a person. No works can be added. Salvation is a gift from God, as He gave Himself to die on the cross that we might be re-united with Him and not have to pay the wages of sin: death. 

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:36 | 4029254 Peter Pan
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The beast has all of us well and truly in his embrace through debt, wars on the innocent, sickly conumption, loss of privacy, lack of morality, godless leaders and pornography. The fingerprint is just another nail in our coffin.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:36 | 4029257 fonzannoon
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"Each of us has a vision of good and of evil. We have to encourage people to move towards what they think is good . . . Everyone has his own idea of good and evil and must choose to follow the good and fight evil as he conceives them. That would be enough to make the world a better place.”

 - Pope Francis

Nice to see the Church coming around.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/on-faith/pope-francis-stirs-debate-yet-again-with-interview-with-an-atheist-italian-journalist/2013/10/01/9e7a6790-2acb-11e3-97a3-ff2758228523_print.html

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 23:55 | 4029396 kito
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Not sure I agree fully fonz. There are some whackadoodles whose idea of fighting evil arent necessarily good for mankind. Francis' words open to the door for extremists to justify their actions, especially violent ones. Judeo Christian blueprints at least provide basic 101 on how to treat others. I think the popes words are dangerous

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 00:58 | 4029493 Simplifiedfrisbee
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Kito, your comment reminded me of a conversation I had over the weekend. Hitler and Jesus Christ were compared and connected based on my use of two words: reality and truth. How that person correlated the two is dangerous. I believe inaction is a pretense to danger. Fighting evil as the government sponsors is evil. Fighting against temptation is not dangerous. Neither is it dangerous fighting against the false self known as the ego. Yet, those two are extremely evil. Evil is not living in a foreign nation waiting to invade us. It has already invaded the minds of billions and attempting to slowly deactivate the truth within.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 03:49 | 4029619 Acet
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There are no evil people, there are only great excuses.

In their own minds nobody is evil or does evil, they're just "defending themselves/their-family/their-country" or "getting them 'cause they're after us" or "retrieving what's rightfully ours" or even "we're saving them from themselves".

And this is nothing new. Why do you think that to make a country do evil things (as America has done) politicians will use the "they're against us" dialetics (such as "they hate us for our freedoms") or the "it's to save them" one (such as "free them from oppression")?

 

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