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No Planes, No Trains, And No Automobiles As Record Smog Shuts Beijing

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China started re-opening roads and airports in Beijing and surrounding areas that have been shut by record high levels of smog. An estimated 430 million people were expected to travel during the holiday that ends today and with the air quality index "improving" from its highest possible level to below 200 (the line between heavy and medium pollution), some will be able to return home. The clips below are stunning (and no that is not 'fog'); summed up best by one Shanghai-based accountant that Bloomberg reports noted, "I won’t go to heavily polluted places like China’s north region as it’s either hazardous to your health or causes trouble when traveling."

 

Beijing Air Poluution Hits Highest

 

China smog shrouds Beijing and Northern China

 

Via Bloomberg,

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“Beijing will see light rain tonight, which will make it easier for air pollutants to dissipate,” Beijing Meteorological Bureau said today in its official microblog. The bureau lifted a yellow alert on smog at 8:50 a.m., predicting that visibility will improve.

 

The closures yesterday of six expressways and disruption at Beijing Capital International Airport underscore the severity of pollution that has become the top cause of social unrest in China.

 

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Police closed six expressways linking the capital city to Shanghai, Tianjin and Harbin yesterday, and 47 flights at Beijing Capital International Airport were affected.

 

Some parts of the expressways linking Beijing to Shanghai and Tianjin were still closed as of 9:40 a.m

 

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The State Council, China’s cabinet, said last month it will cut coal consumption, close steel plants and control the number of cars on its roads to gradually eliminate heavily polluted days in as soon as a decade.

 

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China will build a nationwide network within three to five years to monitor the impact of air pollution on health, the official Xinhua News Agency reported on Oct. 5, citing the Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention.

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Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:10 | 4032313 involuntarilybirthed
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The plants seem to like it.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:17 | 4032337 SilverIsKing
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When I'm in Beijing, I order the Sweet and Sooty Chicken and get a glass of fine Beaujolais Windex to wash it down.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:18 | 4032347 knukles
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See.  This is why America needs a carbon tax. 

 

snarc

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:22 | 4032364 NoDebt
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Looks like LA in the 70s.

Yet, somehow, it's all up to the US to stauch the slow (and better yet, imaginary) bleed of global warming..... er, climate change, or whatever they're calling it this week.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:26 | 4032372 ACP
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Good point. Why isn't Tsar Obamba bombing China bombastically in the name of the environment?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:51 | 4032452 Big Corked Boots
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We must destroy the planet in order to save it.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:00 | 4032483 knukles
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I dunno what the big deal is...
Looks no different than Fresno on a hot midsummer's day with all the fucking pollution coming from San Francisco... and then the SF holierthanthoumotherfuckers go to Fresno and tell the Fresnoians they need to clean up their air in Fresno.

Amazing that a whole buncha SF'ers don't wind up in pink slime ground beef from Harris Farms...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:20 | 4032534 Esso
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Egads! Can you get AIDS from a hamburger pattie?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:26 | 4032554 sushi
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It depends on which orifice is used.

 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:49 | 4032620 donsluck
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Do some research, Fresno's smog is mostly agricultural. San Francisco accounts for a small percentage.

http://fresnometmin.org/airquality.php

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 01:04 | 4033089 NidStyles
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So we should listen to people that can't the basic chemistry correct?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 21:24 | 4032691 ACP
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SF is more of a source of social pollution.

The inspiration for such newly passed laws that allow criminal aliens to get driver's licenses, practice law and for high school perverts to walk into female locker rooms to ogle and jerk off after saying they "identify with the female gender".

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 00:06 | 4033022 wee-weed up
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"SF is more of a source of social pollution."

Yep, them turds on the sidewalk are NOT dogshit!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 02:37 | 4033150 cynicalskeptic
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LA has gotten better when compared to the 60's but it seems like there's ALWAYS a nice brown layer in the sky driving up out of California's Central Valley - the ever present smog filling the valley.... visually tartling wwhen you see it for the first time.

However this summer, the forest fires led to astoundingly bad air quality - first with the Bishop fire and then with the Yosemite Rim fire.  Reno, Tahoe and halfway to Sacremento weree worst hit with the latter. You could drive 395 uo the eastern Sierras and not even know there were mountains on either side of you.  Couldn't see the tops of the casinos in reno from the road - noce post Apocalyptic orange and brown sky - your lungs hurt from the air - for weeks.   Bad fires down by LA and up by the Oregon line - not to mention in Arizona and Idaho.   One good wildfire does wonders for air quality - and often manages to take out a bunch of homes built by millionaires to enjoy pristine 'wilderness'.   Going to get worse with the West getting drier.

And whatever you have to say about NYC, I've never seen the air anywhere's near as bad as it can be out in Ca.   The climate and demogrsphic fundamentals aren't good to start - favoring the creation of pollution- and the geography tends to trap the pollution 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:01 | 4032485 CheapBastard
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Historic names in China are fun: Golden Swan, Peking Duck, Soaring Eagle.

The new names are quite different: Choking frog, smothered duck, boated pig.

The city neighborhoods are also new like Beijing's "Foggy Bottom" which seems a more accurate name then the American coutnerpart in DC.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:46 | 4032609 Deo vindice
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Is it called "boated pig" because they float?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 22:45 | 4032875 mofreedom
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cause the bomb's been stuck far beyond his rectum lo these many years.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 23:08 | 4032930 Notarocketscientist
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Global warming will be stopped in its tracks as the cost of energy continues to climb.

Every $10 increase in a barrel of oil knocks 0.5% off GDP in developed countries.

Higher oil = economic collapse = permanent economic collapse.

Just wait a little longer - clear skies are on the way

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:22 | 4032360 involuntarilybirthed
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Beaujolais Windex?  That must be a French/Greek blend?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:29 | 4032383 Stoploss
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What's not to like about breathing air you can see?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 21:44 | 4032749 StychoKiller
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That has got to be the best comment at Chinese expense, ever!

"Make me laugh!"

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:42 | 4032430 JuliaS
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The Onion covered this ages ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ4K0hHin9s

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:48 | 4032443 TBT or not TBT
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It's got electrolytes.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:49 | 4032449 akak
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It's got what prants clave!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:49 | 4032616 williambanzai7
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BEIJING PM 2.5-755

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 21:19 | 4032687 akak
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Let 1000 Flowers Wilt!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 22:37 | 4032854 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Great gasp forward!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 22:41 | 4032867 Jugdish
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Ha !! That's the mutha fuckin bernank with some just for men and S & M suit on.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 09:18 | 4033448 YHC-FTSE
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@WB7

Nice. Haven't commented for awhile, so a compliment for your efforts is a good start I reckon. Most of the headlines these days could be "presented without comments" as we say around here simply because of their WTF contents that really defy the notion that there are bottom limits to human stupidity and infantile tantrums enacted by the so called "adults" in government. 

Anyway it's odd how we're led to be "shocked" by the mundane repeats of history and growing pains of developing countries.  The 1952 "Pea Souper" London fog that lasted several days killed an estimated 12,000 people - a combination of weather and pollution, so this is nothing. I suspect they'll be sorting themselves out sharpish after a few more pollution shocks just like the rest of us, unless they want an entire generation of brain damaged morons running things in the future (Like the rest of us).

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:09 | 4032316 bjfish
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Damn, I'm first & don't know what to say.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:13 | 4032326 McMolotov
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Maybe oops?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:16 | 4032335 Teaser
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As usual, the chinese are smarter than us.  They skipped implementing Obamacare.  Instead, the smog will guarantee no one makes it past age 70!  Brilliant!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:30 | 4032380 akak
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Looks like somebody's supposed non-resource-consuming citizenism is blobbing-up again.

Makes you wonder how much of this smog* is actually airborne dust originating from human-generated roadside .... stuff.

 

*It is, of course, illegal to call it smog in China though --- it is officially "atmospheric manifestation of glorious Chinese economic double lucky advancement vigorously".

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 22:57 | 4032907 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ah, ah, Chinese Citizenism Communautist Party tells very sighted of shortness. Gives no reflection on unintended consequences much the dangdang.

No cars on roads gives roadsides into center lane expansionings. Give squatting Chinese citizenism citizens additional kilometers of unspoiled road surface plentifully and, well, citizenish impulsions are incitated fantaisically.

Skidmarks abound undubiously, even the moreso when automobilings resume on road surfaces slickened extremistically.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:29 | 4032382 pods
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Well there goes any clear videos of more epic fail boat launches.

pods

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:13 | 4032324 nmewn
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Chinese pedestrian It Tu Tic comments: "Can't twell rickshaw from AnAnonymous stealing lumber for his road side shit shack!"

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:14 | 4032331 McMolotov
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"Prease use fog rights and drive safery."

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 21:29 | 4032719 Milestones
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While in Beijing several years ago I had occasion to visit a few homes and small businesses. What these people were burning was compressed coal--dust in most part. Needless to say how that stuff burns plus who knows how much of that dust goes airborne thru the flue.

I can understand the pollution problem now, which is far greater than while I was there--which was bad.         Milestones

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 22:51 | 4032893 mofreedom
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Why when i speak chinese to my son that every, and i mean every, consanent is an R.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 07:36 | 4033256 kralizec
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Sum Ting Wong...Ho Li Fuk...Bing Bang Ow!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:19 | 4032350 akak
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Just have to bear with it.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 07:20 | 4033242 Raging Debate
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Haha Mnewn mhake me raugh aso

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:16 | 4032325 The Alarmist
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It's the fault of those damned Tea Bagger radicals ... they want to starve kill your children, and they're doing it by making the Chinese pollute by making them worry too much about the value of the debt they are holding.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:53 | 4032464 kaiserhoff
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I brame Booosh.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 07:39 | 4033258 kralizec
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U no likey boosh?  U likey boy?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 01:07 | 4033095 NidStyles
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THOSE ANARCHRISTS!!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:16 | 4032329 NoWayJose
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The thoroughly modern answer to a dangerous air pollution reading of 200 is to change the scale to make 200 normal and 300 dangerous.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:34 | 4032398 Al Huxley
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That's my favorite thing about the modern fascist state - it's much easier to solve problems than it used to be.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:53 | 4032454 knukles
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Now that is seriously warped funny truth.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:28 | 4032562 nmewn
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It is isn't it...the man should be at a 100 ups by now, we are sooo fucked knukles.

Statistics & numbers don't lie, only people waving around stats & numbers lie.

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