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An Open Letter "To Whom It May Concern"

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Concise and to the point.

Source: XKCD

 

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Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:59 | 4030561 Frank N. Beans
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yup, maybe we're ALL to blame in one way or another

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:10 | 4030571 moonstears
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That's Tyler's ploy, I think that we the merry posters are supposed to clarify this list, some of it's bullshit(lizard people, i.e.), some's all too probable. +1 Tyler.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:50 | 4030530 Bay of Pigs
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I dont see JPM and Goldman Sachs on that list either.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:36 | 4030458 Sid James
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You forgot to include Vladamir Putin.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:38 | 4030460 pupdog1
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Don't forget the Amish.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:43 | 4030485 Big Corked Boots
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Damn those Amish... raw milk drinking, horse-riding pretzel eaters... why won't they let the world live in freedom?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:46 | 4030741 pupdog1
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... big floppy hats. Buggies taking up two parking spaces.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:37 | 4030461 apberusdisvet
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"eat shit and die" would be more appropriate

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:43 | 4030493 hangemhigh77
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Ahhh, the K I S S theory. And IT WORKS!!  Nice.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:39 | 4030475 SheepDog-One
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Just evolved bacterium on a rock hurtling thru space...no one's really 'special' at all...the only 'secret' is no one wins in the end when the sun goes supernova in about 8 billion years, there will be no trace of any of it even existing. 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:24 | 4030659 Cthonic
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Nah, not enough mass.  Eventually will balloon into a red giant, barring some other cosmic interaction within the next couple billion years.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:55 | 4030777 IndyPat
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Unless it happens Nov 15 - Dec 15 or so.....ISON cosmic interaction is slapping leather and inbound fast and loud.
I'm Long Wormwood, short red giant.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:23 | 4030661 krispkritter
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I'm sure we'll have infected other planets by then(if we survive this one).  Think of the human race in terms of an STD; we'll be like space herpes. A gift that keeps on giving...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:39 | 4030477 Big Corked Boots
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I guess the Club of Rome is out of favor.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:56 | 4030793 IndyPat
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No shit and I'm lodging a formal complaint on behalf of all my homeboys at
#KniggitsOfMalta

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 15:30 | 4031476 Mototard at Large
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I fart in your general direction, you silly English Kniggit!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:40 | 4030480 Dr. Engali
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Hey wait a tic...I thought the Jews controlled everything. WTF you mean I've been fed faulty information?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:48 | 4030507 NoDebt
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Where's that guy who kept reminding us of that fact?  Oh..... oh, yeah.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:50 | 4030527 oddjob
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When someone chooses to shoot the messenger rather than allow said person to look like an idiot, maybe he is not.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:08 | 4030607 Herd Redirectio...
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Voltaire is shouting something from his grave right about now about "who you cannot criticize".

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:21 | 4030654 Sean7k
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+100

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:14 | 4030888 General Decline
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"Voltaire is shouting something from his grave right about now about "who you cannot criticize"."

 

And I say to that:

 

Voltaire is shouting something from his grave right about now about "who you cannot criticize".

 

Just thought I would repost that for extra emphasis.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:41 | 4030483 hangemhigh77
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Well to cover all the others that were left out they can be grouped into a single category as in..........."and all the rest of you dicless asshat bloodthirsty murderous motherfucking lying thieving prick assholes"  How's that work?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:42 | 4030484 The Reich
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Jump, you 0.1% Fuckers!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:25 | 4030665 krispkritter
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There are no operable windows in the ivory towers.  They don't want to hear the serfs bitching and moaning...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:43 | 4030489 heinrich6666
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VRIL?

Hadn't heard that one.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 22:42 | 4032819 Jam Akin
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You're right...learn new things all the time here.  Seems the VRIL have some attractions:

 

http://www.paganspace.net/photo/vril-kali-of-the-inner-black

 

All in addition to the unforgettable ILSA, She Wolf of the SS...

 

 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:42 | 4030490 yabyum
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Zombies. You forgot the damn Zombies.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:21 | 4030651 Zero Debt
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Dear zombies, junkies, msm addicts, obamanoid, collaborators, minions, cannon fodder, debt slaves, college liberal arts grads, momo traders, crowd followers, social media trendies, nsa interface users....

Wake the hell up already

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:48 | 4030509 PT
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Just visited xkcd and saw that a minute ago!  Great minds think alike!  Fools seldom differ!  Great to see it ref'd on ZH so soon.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:53 | 4030534 vegas
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Dear Concerned Citizen,

How dare you serfs [because there are probably more than one of you] question our authority and wisdom. Please check in with FEMA so we can redirect you to one of our rehabilitation facilities for an update. On behalf of all of us who are obligated to take take care of you, we wish you kindest regards.

Thanks for your concern,

-vegas

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:56 | 4030551 BubbaJones
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They are simply employing the hegelian dialectic to purposely destroy the U.S. dollar.  Like a scape goat, pile on and let the system collpapse.  Afterwards, they will have a new world system, a new SDR.  

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:58 | 4030557 Carnegie_IB
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I speculate the fight promoters [the elite] will be releasing a real version of the [Hunger Games] soon. It is a cleaner alternative to war. 

 

start looking for your sponsors now. 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:03 | 4030574 Zymurguy
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The letter fogot about the Colonel, with his wee bitty eyes that say, "I know yer gonna eat ma' chicken!"

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:03 | 4030580 shovelhead
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Jewish Rosicrucians are the worst.

Best not to mention Albanian Scientologists...

Anyone messes with them gets found in a dumpster.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:57 | 4030798 IndyPat
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And why does the Spanish Inquisition get a pass? Hummm?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:06 | 4030593 akarc
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They forgot, "WE THE PEOPLE"

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:09 | 4030604 SubjectivObject
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Response:

Tomb it may concern:

...

Signed:

IRS

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:13 | 4030619 danepol
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Phwew ... with the funny writing I thought you left out the guys who really call the shots, but then I saw you mentioned the Zionists. C'mon little bigots, sprout off, now's your chance.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:23 | 4030662 Seize Mars
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Is it bigoted to question Zionism?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:42 | 4030719 viahj
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no it's just naive to place Zionists at the top of the evil pyramid.  Zionism is a tool to forment chaos in the holy land.  gotta keep them religious folks fighting against each other at all costs.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:02 | 4030827 IndyPat
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Oh, come on Brian. Let's go to a stoning.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:15 | 4030626 orkneylad
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"Terror must be maintained or the Empire is doomed. It is the logic of history."

Mr Spock

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:16 | 4030627 Ying-Yang
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Tyler, if they reply they will say...

"All part of the plan, now move along".

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:15 | 4030629 grunk
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Alex Jones would have signed his name.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:20 | 4030642 cwwang
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Memo was written by the Chinese foreign minister Liu, Xi, or whatever...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:25 | 4030666 100pcDredge
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And again... these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo or not mentioned. Not a word!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:27 | 4030674 Calmyourself
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Tyler, lets not forget our brethren in the chemtrail spraying /snorting sector and the elites who stay in climate controlled environments 99% of the time.. Idiocy or malice, the capacity for stupidity never ceases to amaze.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:31 | 4030690 TrustWho
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The GOP and Dems have the same goals...Power. Eisenhower warned us about the industrial/military/political complex. I think he was warning us about a building FASCIST state. What he saw has morphed into an industrial/political/media crony complex where state interest supercedes individual interest...a FASCIST state. POWER CORRUPTS AND ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.

There is NO group led change, but just a natural process of a small human subset competing for POWER  over the lazy masses.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:40 | 4030720 MTAR
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LOL This made my day! however I couldn't help think that this "shit" is all part of a plan, like shock & awe or libor manipulation on a grand scale.

 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:44 | 4030729 Downtoolong
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THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

For you maybe, but, we're making a fortune off of it.

Sorry.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:55 | 4030784 SmittyinLA
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you forgot the most important group of all, Twitter®

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 03:15 | 4033172 DelusionalGrandeur
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+1....you mean twtrq right? I mean everyone loves a tweeter.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 12:57 | 4030792 Manic by Proxy
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What, no Jesuits?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:16 | 4030900 Flakmeister
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Yep,  them and also the IPCC and UNICEF...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:53 | 4032461 Village-idiot
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Not to mention the U.N. and the W.H.O.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:07 | 4030848 Randoom Thought
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It should be clear that they have their shit together and are VERY WELL COORDINATED. The problem is that the people are not falling for the bait and fighting back even as they increase the pressure. They WANT this to boil over and become a fight ... and people have to do the right thing and just ignore the government, bankers and cronies and let them continue to make moves and wake up more people.

The same situation occurred when they tried to goad Iran into making a move when the US and Israel attacked Iran with Stuxnet and killed their top nuclear scientists. The evil criminal parasitic elitists wanted Iran to fight back so that they would have an excuse to send their slave armies and weapons to Iran. But, Iran was the adult and did not take the bait.

There is no doubt that the evil parasitic elitist forces will continue to mount one false flag after another in increasing level of progressing tyranny against God's children. We do not need or should not want to fight them. Taking away consent and surviving is enough.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:20 | 4030910 IndyPat
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See Lame Cherry for exclusive on FUXNET virus currently beating the hell out of ZeroCare online enrollment software.
1 billion dollar software package that worked in Canada, yet is ass over tea kettle south of the boarder.
Makes one wonder.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:27 | 4030947 LFMayor
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If the government is shut down why are the planes still dumping contrails?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 14:21 | 4031195 WarPony
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CIA slush (narco) fund - same reason were still training and arming al-Qaida rebels for the Syrian campaign.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 17:28 | 4031909 Pullmyfinger
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Because the "government" is not the government.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 17:34 | 4031929 el Gallinazo
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It is essential that they poison us ASAP.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:34 | 4030973 khakuda
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Was this written by Goldman, Sachs to throw people off the scent?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:53 | 4031077 DonBadajoz
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No, it was JPMorgan, Notice they are not on the list!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 17:31 | 4031925 el Gallinazo
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Subsiduary of the Rothschild cabal.  The Morge and Goldman Sucks.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 14:21 | 4031189 WarPony
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Didn't mention Jesuits - hmmm

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 14:51 | 4031311 falak pema
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the key line in this open letter is : can u get your shit together.

They have got their shit together; its all about killing the nation state. Its NOT about saving the people of the USA. On the contrary, you don't build a new aristocracy if you don't build a new serfdom. 

Their premise is we create a univeral empire where WE the elite control all the levers of power via OUR corporates; our BRAND NAMES. 

Only problem : it never works, but its a recurrent dream. Whats new about Julius Caesar's new tribe coming alive...? 

E tu Brute? 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 15:27 | 4031457 css1971
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US government shut down ... World hasn't ended.

 

People are going to start wondering why we need it at all. Better create some chaos. Tanks in streets and all that.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 17:33 | 4031924 Pullmyfinger
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Patience. Just give it a month.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 15:49 | 4031594 Jayacts
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Hey, I'm a Scientologist! And I resent being lumped in with these piles of shit.

Regards.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 16:10 | 4031694 Uncle Remus
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Might I suggest then a different avenue for your Karmic Ministrations?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 16:39 | 4031763 butchtrucks
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They forgot the Chinese Government fifth-columnists who are driving force behind America's self destruction. It has now been conclusively confirmed  that the Tea Party Caucus consists of Chinese sleeper agents bent on destroying US hegemony from within and undermining Obama's Asian 'pivot' directed against China.

New NSA revelations obtained from Edward Snowden lay out the plot in full detail.   See "Tea Party Shutdown Revealed to be Chinese Plot to Destroy American Hegemony: A Creditanstalt IB Exclusive Report!" at

http://silverberg-on-meltdown-economics.blogspot.co.at/2013/10/tea-party...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 17:24 | 4031878 Pullmyfinger
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All those groups listed should have been organized and presented in a hierarchical chart. Pattern recognition is apparently not one of Zero Hedge's strong suits --beyond the few, narrow themes of corruption that it currently pursues-- and therefore cannot see beyond the smoke and mirrors of geopolitical reality. A hierarchical presentation would make it obvious that current conditions are in fact, precisely the desired goal by those at the top of the pyramid.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 17:24 | 4031898 tony wilson
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In an obscene development, a Monsanto executive is winning this year’s “Nobel Prize of agriculture” -- the prestigious World Food Prize -- for creating GMOs.

If that wasn't baffling enough, the founder of Syngenta, the same biotech giant joining Bayer in suing Europe to keep selling bee-killing pesticides, will also win the prize -- and with it, a share of the $250,000 prize money. 

 

you cannot make this eugenics shit up.

http://action.sumofus.org/a/world-food-prize-monsanto-syngenta/5/4/?akid...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 10:06 | 4033599 Ocean22
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You really could not make this shit up ! Incredible.

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